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# its got guns now, might have it finished next week sometime


Click for bigger (36KB)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# that's looking really good
well done.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# If that's r2d2
you've really fucked it up.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# real lols
and lots of "psssssstt"-ing
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# pahaha
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I say,
You seem to have some generous measure of skill, old boy.
Well done.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Wowzers!
Can't wait to see the finished thing. :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# You're so industrious!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# The best thing I have managed
with papercraft is a box. And it was a flat box because I got bored.

You are an engineering marvel sir and wasted at the moment ( I mean wasted as in unused by the people that could use your genius ).
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# how recent is that ignore list in your profile?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# not very. I've taken 1 off
and put about 10 more on.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha
you need to update it then sir
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# you just want more people to hate me ;)
hang on, so do I!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT BUT IT'S OKAY TO BE A DICK
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i do keep checking your list to make sure i haven't been added :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I WOULD LOOK AT THE OLD LIST BUT THAT WOULD MEAN INCREMENTING THE COUNTER IN HIS PROFILE PAGE FURTHER INFLATING HIS PATHETIC EGO
 
BUT I THINK PROBABLY AM STILL ON THERE, YES
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# The top wing looks the wrong way round!
or am i being silly?

edit: yes :)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Wow!
This is coming along nicely.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
#
Lock S-Foils in attack position.

Edit : Should be 2 posts up.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Aww, my candle is gone :[
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# \o/
or would that be better more in a >o< like shape?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# love it
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Corr!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# excellent!
I made an X-wing from straws and cocktail sticks in the pub tonight, but I didn't think to take a photo.
(and it was shit compared to this anyway)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# An excellent FP btw
and excellence above
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ooh ta!
and a little unexpected too
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# That is fucking awesome.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Triffic stuffs.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Not funny...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# It is a lingering taste
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# He has a sphincter face.
I like your dog drawings.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Arseface
from 'Preacher'
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# very funny, actually
:D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I think we all can relate.
I'm fresh out of clicks.

oh wait, here's one.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
and the only reason they lick themsleves is to get rid of the taste of tinned food!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *eats corned beef*
*licks own bollocks*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahah, it's true!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I see the dog spitting
and saying "Oh God that's foul! Aramis!"
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'm trying to start doing comic style vectors... trying


Click for bigger (21KB)
or vexels? who knows. Any suggestions/criticisms would be nice.

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# just use the cutout tool and blur it a bit...
that is the lazy arse guide to making some that look like a vector..or vexel or whaaatever.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Have you made any progress with yours today?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i wondered what you ment for a moment...but no..my dot i nicked off google imagesearch is still just a dot.

butt sshhh. :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# haven't you put in your 8 hours today?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# naah
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# oi
you finished wanking and started shopping yet?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# maybe
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# well don't post it til monday
as i might miss it otherwise
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# whoops
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# haha, You are rubbish
you fat, Scottish cunt. (/constructivism)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# haha
suck my shit. Semi finals for the gers. Ya dancer!

Thanks for the tips.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# you are welcome sir.
you blue nosed bastard.

Knock knock!!! Who's there? Jack McConnell... Please sir, we weren't laughing, honest!!!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm struggling to get the reference...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# political correctness.
I'm not allowed to call you an Uruk Hai hun any more.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# That's a nice thing to call someone.
I'll stop interrupting.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I'm not even a proper Tim.
I just want to wind broony up because I love him too.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Not even a proper what!?
Are we talking Scottish or Man or just You at the moment?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
#
He's not a fully fledged supporter of CelticFootballClub
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# How the HELL do you get Tim from that?
Bloody hell.

And ta.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
#
Short for Timothy
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I'm never going to get it, I don't think.
I'm doing blank female face right now.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
Sorry, I was being deliberately obtuse.
I honestly don't know. At a guess it's probably something to do with Timothy being a traditionally Irish name. Celtic were formed as a team of Irish Roman Catholic immigrants to Glasgow.

Sorry it's not interesting
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# It's an Irish name?
Ohhh.

Not that I would have got it had I known that.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
More a Roman Catholic one, they name their kids after saints. It could be something else, but I think that's likely where it came from.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i thought
it was to do with a former bishop or summat,
gotta love Chris Brookmyre's take on it all in the glossary of tales etched in blood and hard back pencil
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# haha, that is an awesome book
All fun and games until someone loses an eye is also good, but a little bit silly.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I have read a lot
of Brookmyre including the one you mention above.
He's not bad considering his education. He has a fine mind. He is limited by his upbringing I feel. His characters all appear to be stereotypical Scots and I've been trying to get away from those cunts for 30 years.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# haha, yes some of his characters are a bit predictable
but the characters in the a tale of blood etched in etc. aren't stereotypical scots, that's what paisley's like.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# yeh
they're the only two i've got
my brother's got most of the others so i've read most of them

would like to see an AFAG sequel, think it'd be a good replacement for parlabane
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# haha
I don't find "hun" offensive in any way. I grew up thinking that "huns" were celtic... I find the terminology used for celtic fans much more offensive and am ashamed when I hear gers using words like "fenian".

All the religious nonsense around scottish football is bizarre, since most of the fans that prolong it are too busy collecting giros, beating their kid's mothers, and drinking bucky to go to church.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# see?
I'm not very good at it.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I just don't get wound up by celtic fans
it's rangers fans that piss me off most of the time, especially my dad when he's in a hateful bigot mood.

I'm not greatly inclined towards any english teams, but i'd like to point out that i've been watching you lot quite a bit recently and i think i fucking love them.
Edit: utd, i mean.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# haha
It's political correctness gone MAD. The socially acceptable term is "blue-wearing, Rangers-supporting, triumphalist cunt".

How you doing? I've not been on that much recently due to having to write my thesis, so haven't seen you about... plus i've finally updated my profile with your pic.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I've not been on hardly at all
due to being drunk in the real world. Riding my new bike and basically being a cunt elsewhere.
Congratulations on making your profile uglier.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha
you're making me self-conscious, I was thinking about doing a full nude for my 15000 posts, but now I think I might just post my cock.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# post mine.
I'm a buff god as you know.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
#
Yours is egg shaped and made of chocolate.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I think any woman
is going to consider that a bonus.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# It'd melt.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# and?
I'm sure he meant my egg and not my huge cock. ( which is not huge but large, I don't want to be sued ).
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# My cock is, quite frankly, miniscule.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# but will it melt
if I put 30 years of technique into licking it?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# non-stop?
Very probably. Or erode.

At some point I will have to let go though. I can't hold it for 30 years.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# you sir,
are a nonsense. A NONSENSE. And I submit this to you most disdainfully with a flourish of my perfumed handkerchief.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Have we swapped roles?
EXCELLENT.

Ooooh I appear to have lots of beer and no top on.



Anyway, apparently my nonsense is brilliant. You should APPRECIATE it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# haha.
I hate to burst your bubble but I always have a top on.
I'm quite a soft bastard when it comes to warmth.
I love your nonsense. I love you. I will however expect you to come supplied with a gag.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I think think bets are off on that one.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I've seen two pictures of you
and there's nipples in BOTH.

I do not come supplied with a gag, but you have one on the end of both arms.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I'm sure I gave you instructions
per giving me the horn? I may have to pop out for a minute now,
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My work here is done.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# haha are you rory bremner?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# You can wish all you like
still no.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# your cock's a fucking digrace if it can hide behind a mini easter egg
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I tucked it in
for international ladyboy day. did you not see my lipstick?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# haha
I tried to tuck my cock in before, but it made me bow-legged.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
#
We are the people!
/fitba
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# yay!
I'm not the only ger on /board!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Well I think it's very nice.
Moody. Good ratio of light to dark.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# kevin shields?
come on out, you workshy fop

woo, btw
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# very nice, moody
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# post your first vector again..go on
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# im never posting that again
:(
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Quack
I don't think the geometric lines of the light source work well with the shapes outlined on the face.

But then I am artisticly retarded.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# yeh, fair enough
I was a bit lazy, just wanted to have suggestion of a light source.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I can't think of any light sauces right now
but please just pretend I thought of one, maybe even mspainted one into your image, and laugh.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# why am I looking at
your vector pizza in the top right? :p
(woo, click)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# that's neat that's neat
 
woo!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i love b&w work
- thats pretty good!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] London Underground's new 'holo-ads' will fail to win popularity.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# grrr
just the thought of that shouting cunt on my train in the morning......aaaaaaaaah
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Just the thought of that shouting cunt.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# OH HAI I'M BARRY SCOTT
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I fear this becoming a reality.
 
/autocomplete
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# But with a considerably higher chance of being arrested.
/ac
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# 'appy
b'day.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Happy B3taday
young CS!
i had a cake but something happened to it.....
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Don't worry about a cake! :]
It's the thought that counts.
And a possibility of a repost of your Frank Zappa "Montana" animation...?
*hopes*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# this one:
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Was there another one?
I seem to remember one driving up a hill.
Or am I just being silly?

That's a good one, though. That horse is about this big.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# found it:

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# YAY!!!!
That's the one!!
*feels complete*
I was listening to Montana earlier and thinking "I really want to see Zank's animation...I'd get it now."
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# HE WILL BE DEALT WITH.
*gets out death laser ray gun*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# The bespectacled woman on the right
has clearly just been pushed over the edge.

It's a bottle of JD, some sleeping pills and a coldplay CD for her when she gets home.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH!
Living room lol

g'nite b33ts

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I don't know what one of thems is =(
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Night chicken x
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# 'Night sir!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Poor
Su Pollard :(
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I also notice
Mark Lamaar.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# and
Sissy Spacek.

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# and
Ian Huntley
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# But who's that glowing guy in the middle?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ..and the one standing up
is lusting after his Hologroin.

She Bangs!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Coldplay tends to make me homicidal, more than suicidal.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# she has
great hair.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# bespectacled
FIRE MAIN LAZER
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# The woman behind her
is wearing a red rectangle.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# haha that's fantastic
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Bang - and the tube is gone! (sorry)
I was expecting Hiro.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# speaking of which,
look below a few pixels for a pic of nathan petrelli
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Marvellous expressions...
The great thing is, at 8 o clock in the morning there'd be no room to project it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# now i can never go to france again...
Photobucket
*sheesh*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# guilty feet
aint got no rhythm...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# shoulda known better than to yadda yadda yadda gayness.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# He even LOOKS like Pepe Le Pieu.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# And she looks like Sophie Ellis Bextor with an eating disorder.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# sophie has no eating disorder in real life?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# She's an alright weight, I think.
Certainly looks healthy enough. She's just quite slight.


(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i see what you mean
though look at those arms!! clearly not a pint drinking lass
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# explain, sorry.
You're either saying Bextor's got bingo wings or Mrs Pieu has skinny arms, yes?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# er... the second one :o)
mrs pieu does have skinny arms. it disturbs me when you see just how thin a lot of women's arms are, sometimes almost too thin to function from the looks of things
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Nooo teenage boy arms.
They're worse.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# teenage boy hair shirley?
had mine below shoulder length for a long time, long before I got the hang of personal hygiene and regular showers. Greasy.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I love long hair on blokes.
Clean though, obviously.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i found it was making me act
more effeminately. too disturbing, so i've gone for the constant bed hair option since
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Should have got into the cromagnon mindset.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ug ug
*shaves head*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# she needs a hearty meal and to cheer the fuck up
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# It's marring a French what does it.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# they have good food and wine in france, i dont get why their so pissed off
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Living surrounded by the French.
I was so against being anti the French until the last time I was there and every. sodding. person was RUDE. Every one!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# and quit the music business all together, the talentless minging whore
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# she sings?
Oh dear. Don't link me, I don't want to know.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I DRINK TO FORGET
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# fuck off
giving me the horn.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# As if I could.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# You will give me the perpetual horn
( what a great name for a band ) but if I have you and SEB in the bedroom there would have to be parity because I feel I might upset someone if I ordered a queue.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Fuck off, if Bextor's in a room with me
you can wait your bloody turn.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# *doink*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# One more time and I get to take it home in a party bag.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I truly love you.
Yes, I am thoroughly pissed but I love you all the same.
I shall treat you and Manwife ( plus sociable hangers on ) to dinner.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# You're always drunk when you love me.
I've never known anything else.

Phwoar to dinner.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# happy boobs!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# There seem to be tits on my computer screen.
*clicks off redtube.com*
*clickS on b3ta.com/board*

WAAAH!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# but they are tiny ones.
and they´re everywhere on the news.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Where abouts in the news?
If they are in the news, I want to buy a paper shop immediately.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# this link will help...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Ouch
*scowls at male discontent for anything other than fucking massive norks*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Rubbish
most men will tell you they prefer modest boobs.
It's only the media that thinks all men like beachballs.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# the media
and women
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Ha
women

really silly men who can't get any and so have unrealistic opinions of what constitutes femininity.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Also true.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I know most men say 'a handful is best'
but comments like the one up there^ are still a little hurtful to us modestly breasted females.

*pouty face*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Photographic proof or it ain't true
;)

Also at no point did his comment indicate that smaller breastiedumplings are undesirable, just thet hers were small and therefore less likely to look like porn. It's more arty.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I got challenged for this yesterday
for a different reason but still my tits.

And I will give the same reply:

if only you had a link to my photobucket.

*zing*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm sure they're lovely.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Oh fanks....
*blushes*



*hates that photo and needs new ones* :-P
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# He did say 'but'
thus giving the comment a somewhat negative feel.

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# if you borrow enough tissues
you can stuff them in your bra. Problem solved.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hahah
I like my tits thanks.

Just hate how there is always that slight 'SHOULD THEY BE BIGGER?!' thing.

*pressure from society...mggnngnhgg*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# papa?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# nicole?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :D :D
hello kitten
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# where?
*shoots*

howsit missy? i are packing for a weekend of messing about with balls
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# on the pull again?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# nope :(
would've been outrageously so, but the on-off ex is gonna be there so will have to behave myself around other women :(
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# That is the first time I have seen that nekked pic
and after hearing so much about it; I'm afraid I'm rather disappointed.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# yeah it´s like your everyday health-mag cover model.
but this one´s worth over 91.000 EUROS!!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I wouldnt say she looks too healthy
needs more meat.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# She has
preternaturally large hands.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# BOOBS? ON MY INTERNET?!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# At least until that shit is shown the door, yes.
He can leave the cheap tart. I'm sure we can find a use for her.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Clearly NSFW
Think of the night office workers!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I browse with the images off.
 
just in case somebody decides to post up a bunch of scat porn or something
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Couldn't happen.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# SHIT?
ON MY INTERNET?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# GREAT STEAMING BUCKETS OF IT.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Here you go.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# It took me a moment.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Missed!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# How'd you get that photo of me?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *is reminded of facehugger*
*loves anyway*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# MONONORK
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# are they ribs?
or welcome wobbles?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# applied already!
:D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# she is lovely
no doubt some fat chick will complain about a lack of pies eaten
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Too slow chicken merango.
Eat more pies, come back here with my butter etc.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i can't fit in here anymore
not enough room
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Just take a run up to the door
jump into this fold here and start to indian crawl, you should come out just under my left top love handle.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# the bluey veins confuse me
i went left at the stretch marcks and got lost
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Look for the bones of a paramedic.
If you hit them, you've gone too far.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# it's all over hangs, tell my kids i love them
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I can't hear you.
I'm listening to B*witched on my cassette walkman. Nude. In the dark.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Somewhere in my mind
the pies, mangoes and lovely butter all combined into some horrible sexynakedfrenchladycoveredinfood moment.

and you didn't even say mango.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# she is rather thin
but if she's healthy, no harm done.

and more pie for me
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha.
alright ya old tart.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hello pretty
you still lovely?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# i hope so
altho it feels like i've been giving non stop handjobs with my left hand for about 3 days..done something to my wrist and it fucking hurts.

how are you my sexy friend?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# off, i'm cool and his gang
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# you're also quite fucking mad
*fawns*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hmm


oops, should have cropped. oh wells.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] In the future, they'll be known as Marathan bars again...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I don't care if they change their name again.
They'll still taste like shit.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# this is true.
 
every time I try one I'm disappointed.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I pity the fool with no nuts!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# :-(
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# You can borrow mine if you like?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# :O
Such an offer, I could hardly refuse.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'll need them for a few minutes but you can have them afterwards
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Yes, no need to add to the extra weight.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I thought you'd like that.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Traffic Stopping Robot Titties
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# The internets says this is TITSORGTFO
01010100 01001001 01010100 01010011 01001111 01010010 01000111 01010100 01000110 01001111


Also, b3ta's not worked for me for a good 20 minutes. How odd. I've had to use barnesy but even that wasn't working for a bit.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# unfforrettunnattelly
Im not fluent in binary, so I know no better. I will remember it the next time I am confronted by a breasted robot tho
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# only 10 kinds of people understand binary....
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# This
woman has some nasty eyes...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# shut up whingeing
woman and stroke my wobbly bits.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# There is NO way to answer that
without looking like some lecherous lolita or getting a spanking, is there?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Did I ask for
commentary?

Hi Hunny. I'm in clarseoul mode ;)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Did I ask for permission?
If you want to stop me you'll have to try much harder than that.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# haha 'stop me'
haha. fuck off ;)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I have a feeling it'd be impossible.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# There is no way to answer
that without looking like a pervy old git.
*succeeds*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Pervert? Pasanonic?
Why sir he's the very picture of mid-forties ettiquette in the bedroom. Lights out, brace yourself, tally ho.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# seconds later: "I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before"
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I was referring to myself.
*Turns out lights and braces self*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# lights on,
attach braces and pray for morning more like ;)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *attaches braces*
Thith feelsh wrong. I can barwy schpeak.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# wrong end you daft
bastard.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Oh no, you can fuck off.
Not after last time with that cage thing. I almost lost a fallopian tube.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What?
can I help it if they printed the map upside down?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I still don't think involving that poor
chinese delivery lad was fair though. He could only have been about 18, and there was you in full threaten mode telling him to pretend to be Short Round.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hang on?
Susan, is that really you?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# For a grand, yes.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# GINGER BALLS.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# 101101010101011ten1010101011100eleven1000110101nought
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# 101
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# 5?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I was trying to spell "LOL" in leetspeek, but it's getting confusing.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# 'there are 11 kinds of people: those who understand binary maths and those who do not'
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Why the huge pants?
Nothing wrong with huge pants, they are my best friends, but does a Robot (with no wobbly bits) really need them?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# The advert was from a more innocent time [in the future]
where female robots were more classy, and didnt feel they had to keep their quad-core butt-cracks on display behind a thin strap of digital thong
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Just sayin'
that if I was as 'tight' as that, I would be naked nearly all the time.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Like,
as tight as a robot?

I see a brave new world on the horizon, where we will all be as tight as robots.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Perhaps not THAT hard
but all smooth and firm forever and ever would be mighty good.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Nanomachines
are where its at for that kind of thing. Theres just the small risk the entire structure of the body can get turned into grey goo. apparently.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# the chinese have a new secret weapon...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# RUN FOREST RUN
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Have America banned the torch Nazis too?
Or is he just running real freakin' fast?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# he´s so fast, the frickin´ torch almost went out!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# with no paramilitary torch re-lighters around?
The olympics are doomed!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Damnit, I still can't draw :[
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# You does draw hair nice
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Thankyou :]
It looked rubbishy so I went over it with a charcoal pencil.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Charcoal pencils ftw.
Happy B3taday again =]

How's it been?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# It has been good, thankyou :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I like it.
What is it?
:)

edit - HAPPY CANDLEDAY!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# ^_^
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Honestly, it's very nice.
:D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Thanks,
and thanks to you (and everyone else) for wishing me a happy b3taday.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I GIVE YOU B3TADAY GREETINGS OF JOY!
JOY JOY JOY JOY JOYJOY JOYJOYJYOJY
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hihi! :]
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I TOL' YA I'D SHOOT. BUT THEY DIDN' BELEEEVE ME!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# WELL I COULD HARDLY SEE HIM IN THE DARK, COULD I?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# SHOT TO THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# SUMMER'S HERE: IT'S TIME FOR MAYONNAISE
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# PANTHER'S NOT HERE. I'M GOING SWIMMING!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# BUT THE VAMPIRE IS COMING
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Have a poem.
ClanSoul’s name is Sam.
And Sam rhymes with ham.
Ham he just loves to touch.
La la la la la la la butch.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Profiled :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
Happy b3taday!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Pretty cocking ace!
Nicely :)
I like the texture
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# an original style. that should keep a few peeps
off you back :p

woo to the others of these too :o) *clicks*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# whos the submissive?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# The subject?
It's Killerkitti
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# ah, you shouldn't have said that.
 
it doesn't look anything like her.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# without her moustache :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Hahah, I know.
I got the mouth completely wrong :[
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# getting a good likeness is bloody hard.
 
PERSEVERE.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Heheh, I will.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# fair enoughski, it looks like an illustration :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# happy b3taday!
that is exactly how i imagine her to look
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Thanks, heheh :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# this is nice drawing.
anyway, you must be able to draw, or otherwise
I will never know how gimposaurus ends.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Ooh, I have some news about Gimposaurus:
I got a letter from Killerkitti today.
Inside was the ACTUAL Gimposaurus. The real thing.
He only has one arm!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Shannon's funeral


Seams? Where?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# But Shannon isn't dead.
And I don't think Pikey and Paedo will see each other again.

edit - sorry, *cleek*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# It's my own game of
let's pretend
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Oh well, it's very good nonetheless.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# nuts!
woo.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Hot poop, this is fab!
WOO!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Woo
and indeed Yay. This tickled my funny bone.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# FP this now please!
*clicks*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I just saw the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
And insist the world needs more sock puppets.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
I didn't know we had one. But I'll happily cheer them on if they play England.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hehehe!
and cue mr69
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# indeed
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# *glees*
There is absolutely nothing wrong with sock puppets, AND NOBODY CAN PROVE ME WRONG, IT IS A SCIENCE :)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# here is teh pruuph:
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Innit.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# This is nice.
Just like you.
*fondles*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Lower..
Lower..

Little lower..

TOO LOW.





Lower..
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Ah, a foot fetish, eh?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Well, the socks are already off.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hmmm, verucas.
My favourite.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# YES.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I've seen them too
and I can only conclude that you have very good taste.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Future advertising
as envisioned by Bill Hicks
NSFW
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# its linked to itself?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# oops
something went wrong. Fixed now.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i was happier before you did
i hate coke
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# COAP
Can on a porn
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Pfffffffft!
I see what you did there.

edit - b3ta.com/board/8272847




I have plenty of Coke pics to go around.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# wasn't there a part in the hitchikers guide books
where they destroyed a load of stars so that the supernovas would advertise cola in the future?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I could never get interested in the books, no matter how hard I tried. They just bored me.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# fair,
though reading them probs gave me the most reading LOLs of any set of books. Reading LOLs are best enjoyed on, say, the tube, i find ;o)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Luckily, I'm near the Scottish border.*
:)

*well, Newcastle's the nearest city.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# your accent must be odd
we had some guys from sellafield doing contract work in the lab at work, they spoke unusually. Bit geordie, but very much different
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'm a posh Geordie.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# sacrilege!
 
Adams pisses all over tossbags like Pratchett.
Probably cause he didn't churn out a lot of formulaic crap.. did you like the Dirk Gently books?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# the holistic detective agency?
that was odd, not surprisingly. Helped to quench the need for more hitchikers in a roundabout way. I think it's about time I read the 'guide in its 5 parts and those ones again. Think I read them at too young an age to appreciate them
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I like them both..
 
my only complaint about the first one is it's a little too OMG MACINTOSH COMPUTERS, but the story is very clever, and genuinely creepy in places.
Maybe I've re-read it too often late at night
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# ah, now you mention it
adams did go on about apples ALL THE FUCKING TIME in the book. bless him.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# well, they were still fairly new.
 
also the book was written and typeset on a Mac. : )
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Red Dwarf - Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
Kryten was on one of the ships, which crashed because he washed the computer
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You've confused me
A lot.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ^this
we appear to be in agreement tonight
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# doctor pepper...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# oh fuck off you troll
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# 'ning prodge!
you fine?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# yup :)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# woop!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# This confuses me
and I dont like coke either
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Was funnier
before you fixed it.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Bill Hicks ftw
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# *Shakes Head*
You missed the bit that is supposed to say "Drink Coke"
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Makes me wonder...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ooof
harsh, but clickable
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
leave the goddess kylie alone.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# have you been going to the Cheery Tomato school of wrong?
A+
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# And a very good school it is.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i looked through all them the other day for the lolocats
3 good ones the rest are shit, out of about 50
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# at the time..they were funny

he was a bit like Bernard Manning, but healthier
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# indeed, it vented my spleen
looking back it is no surprise
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Mmm
I'd like to do that. Any chance of a link?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# BBC iPlayer rocks...

CFB and more detail: WARNING[233kb]

edit: apologies to people outside the UK who won't have seen iPlayer or don't get the reference
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# spotted that ages ago
but nice shopping :D i couldn't be arsed

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
#
whoever wrote iPlayer, must have a sense of humour.. or is stuck in the past re-living drugged up student memories whilst watching olde re-runs of classic documentaties ;-)

edit: i am surprised no-one in the UK did this before
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I am in the UK :(
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Doh!
no offense meant.. =-D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# terracotta warrior 2008
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# needs more human rights abuse

*edit - hahaha, did they fuck the arms up or were they really that short?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# That's why the whole country is angry and frustrated
With arms that short, there's no fwapping...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# they got the hands right though
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# pind miss
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# and considering the hands are so perfectly shaped
that must be a bind
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# indeed they did
i must admit i didn't notice
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I was given a mini archaeology kit once.
You had to dig and scrape away at this sand block with your poky wooden thing, and then brush the powdery sandy shite away and EVENTUALLY! you get a mini terracotta warrior.

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# that would've
put me off wanting to be an archaeologist
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# i was given a lump of clay and a big fire once........
splendid, hours of fun.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ace!
send them off to protect the olympic torch now!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# You've been a long long long long way away
...yes....



Thank you for coming back to me
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :D someone in my film class was very disappointed
when we watched Brief Encounter for the first time. Because (and I quote) 'it sounds a hell of a lot dirtier than it is'.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# they were thinking
of the accountancy/panties fetish porn remake:

Briefs in Counter
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Norwegian slasher horror flick
Leif In Router.


That was terrible. I don't think Leif's a Norwegian name, as well. Foreign of some sort.

edit: also, router as in the thing you make edges of tables all nice with, not your wireless box thing.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah, I want one of those routers.
Want a shed to have a carpentry workshop in first though. Then a router, then a pillar mounting for me drill.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# and a floor standing
electric plane.
next to a massive circular saw bench
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I want a band saw please.
And a.... blow mouldery thing.

OOH and a laaaaaaathe.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# vacuum mould?
a lathe would be frickin' awesome.

but also frickin' expensive.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# not all that fond of the idea of a circular saw
evil vicious tools like that creep me out
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Brrrrrring-digga-digga-digga-digga-digga
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# by the sound of it your vibrator is past it
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# BADA DING DING DING DING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# of teh lawyer/fish love story
...



....



Brief in Flounder




sorry
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Tragic sports tale.
Grief in Rounders.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# terry thomas and his mates crash in to a cow

Beef in Bounders
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Rolling Stones/ UK comedy cross over porn film
Keef in Saunders
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# its a fantastic film
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# You are not in any way wrong.
Only saw it about three times, as opposed to fucking NIGHT MAIL. A billion times. Interesting the first time, alright the second, by the seventh you REALLY lose the will to live.

Well I did.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# all together now
This the night mail crossing the border
bringing the toast and bagel order.
brioche for the rich, hovis for the poor
the baguette in corner, the muffin by the door



dunno where this went.. I am talky toast AICM5UKPS

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Haha, very good.
*click*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# What happened there?
I replied to this and *bang* the post was gone..

Anyway, woo.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Had you previously been using lots of seperate cleaners to remove your post?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *Suspects*
Ninja delete and re-post.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# realised I had a massive
join mark behind the text where i had blacked the other stuff out.. deleted to fix
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Well it was a very weird experience.
I'm going to have to go for a lie down now.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# you coulda just edited the post to point at the modified image
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# that I could
But it was so blatant (imo) it needed to be deleted and wiped clean
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# not seen this variant before
well played sir (or madam)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# 'ning chaps
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# /Talk has now taken over both boards
Please bow before your new intercock masters.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# *bows*



(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Avast etc.
If it's alright with you, I'll continue to smoke in a fairly unimpressed fashion.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# /talk boarders are always mean to me
so no, I'm goin' mercenary on your arse!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I dunno but we are supposed to be taken over
*looks around*.
Perhaps they are on a tea break.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# taken over by 1 fanny at a time...x's 7 days of the week
means..

we should have a skud book in about 9 days time..give or take a few readers wifes.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I seem to have as much control of things as usual
please explain this "taken over" you speak of
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *presses secret button*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
I think "they" have decided to watch the telly instead.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I SAW A PICTURE OF KRISTINE ONCE AND I THINK I THREW UP A LITTLE
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I hope she doesn't take over
I'm not Hindu, I can't worship cows
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ning!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# crazy fecker
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# 'ning
That's a happy post.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# needs more Beatles
Er, not really. I can't stand the Beatles (well maybe Maxwell's Silver Hammer).
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You know they are already working on it


edit : made smaller
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# If only it was 300 pixels wide...


(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
#
300 12
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The church would have to rebrand....
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# lol :)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
YES YES YES
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# infidel!
Very woo though.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# winnah!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# *fuck yes*
Now, boozes.

Altres.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# This made me sing
"America.... F**k yeah!" out of sheer glee.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# YES
 
cool font, too.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

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