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# Meanwhile...
(dogof2head, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You sick feck
;)

you can't really describe Chas as 'blonde' though, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
#
i been waiting all day to do that

with all that bleach was Speight blond?!

btw - making Chas dead was the saddest thing i ever shopped...
(dogof2head, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# True, true
does that mean no more shopping at work?
Ahhhh... remembers the good ol' days days of the nice little hidden away office ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# eek!
*thinks of newsroom!*
(dogof2head, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Bah.
Rubbish, but have it anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Had to filename it but
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Is that tiny toats or massive plate?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Tiny toast
/the shame.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing
good nings sir
your bash is filling up nicely
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Yes I feel sorry for Earls Court:P
I think this is the first chance I've had to be on since Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Go on then
give b3ta a peek out your window this fine Monday night, Mr Caine :)

A bike accident surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# No but have an old one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I sense a rustle from a curtain above
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# That telescope is 'purely for amateur astronomy'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Obviously
No light pollution in Central London
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I don't
I have blinds:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hehe
i thought it was skinheads on a raft
(dogof2head, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# apologies
I forgot to post this 'Arf!'
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
#

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Yays!
'ningles all!:D

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I Love Horses!
They're my friends!
(SpacedDJ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ooo you should hear what they say about you behind you back!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Wow, that makes google world
look like cack!
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# *clickity clck click*
I love this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Made this for my diving club

the hand signal means, fairly obviously, OK underwater
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# It's clearly a rabbit with a bow-tie on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I thought it meant "vagina"
woo, tis nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# No
but if you rub the finger and thumb together it means sexy-time
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# do the bullshit sign :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *does the bullshit sign*
actually I have been told how to sign bull and shit, which is great to do to people as the have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I know
my mate's mum is deaf.

It's a bit like the metal devil sign with an opening and closing hand underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# aparently not
thats a hearing version

The one I know of (which may be, ironically, bullshit) is pinching under the nose for bull (making the bulls ring with your finger and thumb) and then stroking down the side of your face with a V-shaped first and middle finger
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Ah!
Peter Kays sign language yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I gather there are regional
variations. I was told that one particular sign for sex means fisting elsewhere...will hilarious consequences.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# this is what my bro got taught
by his dive instructor in aus,
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I want to take the ears off
but I cant
I harp, and when I harp
I never get off the ground
It's my curse, my eternal curse
I want to take the ears off
but I can't
It's my curse
It's my fucking curse!
I want to take the ears off!
Please, take them off, pleeeeeeeeease!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# We dont have to take
our ears off!

To have a good time!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# That gets a Woo! from me
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# WAAAAK

edit - thanks for being nice :D version-o-bigness is here
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# squildo graped
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Who is squildo
and is he the natural prey of this (very woo) creature?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Ooh ace!
I don't know what it is, but I like it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# eeek.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# That's fantastic.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I LIKE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# *dances*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# i shall name him beaky
can i?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# haha feel free
I'm not going near him again!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Nice 3d
effect there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# 'when you shade you shape'
repeated liberally by my art teacher when I was twelve, in fact not a day goes by without that phrase whirling through my cranium :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# *This is what I like baby*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Steve you dirty bastard!


Click for bigger (113KB)
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# run to the shops
run for a twix...etc
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# ?
Is one of Iron Maiden a paedo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I don't know.
I just had to do something with this photo which makes him look (slightly) dodgy.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# is she hiding in his
cheek like a hamster stores nuts
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# But that's not a tulip :[
What it IS, though, is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# likes it
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# eekyay!
and sorry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# God bless you Kallus
and all who sail in you
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# YAAAR
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Hahahahah
CHOMP!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# no longer want to listen to your insane lies
or call for the blood of those who've died
or lust for the tears of another to be cried
no longer want to suffer this pain...

...inside!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Dispair and then some
Beautifully drawn, very sad though
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I've shopped the source image of that before I think
is it a kid sat on the floor, possibly in a school or something?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I hope you enjoy these as much as I enjoy making them.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# nice
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Nice pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# No.
much more
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I was confused for a second then.
Nice edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# very nice!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# cracking work, chappie!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Badgaaaaaaa!!
How's stuff?
Edit: food!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# good mate, and busy!
once my house is sorted I can knuckle down and get on to some intense b3ta sessions :D how's everything youraways?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Not so good! :[
Life threatening illnesses etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Yeah. A good friend of mine.
Not going into detail, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# very nice-
is that a big cock top right though?
(Capt'n Fabulous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I was wondering who'd say that first.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# do
i win a prize?
wheres my prize?
:)
(Capt'n Fabulous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I enjoy them a lot.
I also enjoyed making this, my first animation.


Susie Dent from Countdown.

(miniscule connanoncho, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# And I am enjoying it as I type this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I fashioned it by referring to images of my own unit
it's been that colour since The Incident
(miniscule connanoncho, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# CRIKEY!
'faps'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Vector...
Heh heh, Vector bird!
(Who blew luigi, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# to celebrate my b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I actually had that idea!
Really. I did. Have a click anyway.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# This deserves more love and clickage.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] It's about time
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ace!
I still call them marathons.
/Rebel

Rebel old
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Revels?
Orange, Coconut, Chocolate, Malteaser, Toffee ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# spooky
we were just having that discussion here at work
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Snickers,
now what does that rhyme with?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Cat
Mat
Spain
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Fucking FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Frohes Kerzenfest
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
Oh, and fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ta
Doesn't feel like I've been around for 4 years!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8284955
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Same to you!
*Hifive*
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# *Hifunf*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# And a happy b3taday to you and TIAL
and anybody else whose b3taday it might be today
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I wish Carlton was doing his dance on the coffin.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# GET ON IT! GET ON IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Oh Fanj
You do make me laugh. But you are naughty :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Are we having a spate of Speight jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# depends how loosely you apply the term "jokes"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Hmm....
Maybe I should have said "posts".

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# All very smart ones.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Fresh to death, we the best nothing less!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Woo to RedX

Edit: Woo to Orange Flamingo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# gringo flamingo
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Wow!
I just caught your penguins in the friends thing, and I haveta say that's one of my favourite things you've done. After broken girl, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# yay
I'm trying to see faces in the detail, but I can't

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Silly flamingo, breathings is best done up here in the nowater.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Morning, wow Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Afternoon, tittysamtaser.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# D:
How are yooou, Catpain Oww?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# tits, sam and a taser.
I was decribing a lovely evening, I was.

It's not Monday morning, so I'm way better than I was earlier. Plus I've got my walkman on in one ear (APC).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# You don't need to taser me :( I'm friendly and nicefun.
I slept through monday morning :) I also got an email from Chris from a band called Atavist who want me to do a digipak layout for their next CD with Nadja. Which is daunting as I've not a clue where to start with digipaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Who said the taser was for you?
I've heard of Atavist, I'm sure of it.

Digipaks you should be fine with, they're just gatefold cardboard cases en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digipak
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I know what they are, but I haven't got a clue about the templates I'll need.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Have you got one you don't want?
Rip it apart. Either that or I'll ask Manwife if he knows, he works in digi-imaging and print.

edit: and I'm off, possibly back on later tonight. Good luck mate, let me know if you find out where to get the template from (I'm going to need it soon anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# oooh
all birdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# :D
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# WINNER!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Yay flingo!
I have your other lumpy flingo picture as my desktop wallpaper ashally.

And I've been complimented on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Cor!
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# This is smashing.
First thought that came to mind was 'Lemon Jelly,' which is always a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Ooh that's wonderful sir! :]
Very lovely indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Needs more underwater head
:o)

(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# This is a quality post.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# needs more bab

and CDC

and freshness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# quick and shit
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Rarr!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# awesome!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Is it sexy tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *looks at watch*
wait for it... wait for iiiittt

NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# HUZZAH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# careful now
you don't want to hurt yourself with excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# ZOUNDS!
and GADZOOKS in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# There was an old lady who roamed the streets of my hometown
holding a huge hankie over the lower part of her face. I once saw under that hankie and it looked very similar to that up there.

*shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Eep!
Wonder what her story was...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I suspect face cancer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I didn't even know your face could have cancer
what a horrid thought...

poor old bird.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# you can have cancer of anything...
face, nose, throat, teeth etc. are pretty nightmare ones even though they can sometimes be quite operable
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Yes
Cancer of the face in any form fills me with a special kind of horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# On the plus side, it's nice and easy to spot.
Unlike something like prostate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# CANCER OF THE TEEFS!!??
EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww!!!

pleez no mor info K thx bai
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# One big teef
Size of a housebrick
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# woo, yay, hoopah and
yes, fuck it, panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Argrhrteey32433q11q
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *Waits for it to animaaAAAARGH!
Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Line? What line?


readable version
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# fetish's what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# sense of diminishing self worth due to being almost vanilla by today's standards.
Mmmm-hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That apostrophe
Must DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Oh I thought a fly had been swatted on the screen
from the inside and ignored it
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# you;re right
I'm sorry it was kinda rushed. d 1 version that scaled to size and readable! and it all crashed as I saved. So this one is a rsu hjob of an actualy good attempt :)

Sorry to all for all the crap there but couldn;t be arsed as I've finished work.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Are you a little bit drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I bet he has crisps or cornflakes
under his keys on his keyboard. I have and makes words come out funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Bollocks, you're a pisshead as well.
Admit it, you love to suckle on the fermented teat of Beelzebub.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
is that where WKD Blue comes from?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# It fucking is.
The other one makes Hoegaarden. Bleugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# you and I shall have to have words in a minute
Hoegaarden is my preferred beverage to acompany an art house film or Jazz show... or burlesque event.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I had a big glass of it in some tiny airport in Germany
hated it, so put sugar in it to make it nicer.

Don't.....just don't do that. It grows and grows and grows. They deserved it though, cunts. Stupid working for RyanAir bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# you have no idea how much I want to do that now...
I want to go right home NOW and do it right NOW...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# It's most fun, but get some towels and do it outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# in the nud?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# alright then ...
I'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# gish ush some buckfasht now
with a straw
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Buckie? Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Yes its my breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Yes
It's sooooooo much easier to press "'" instead of "e" isn't it.

YOU FAIL AT GRAMMAR ADMIT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# And that is all there is to life.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# absolutely nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# What belongs to the fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# By with or from the fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'll have three please
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# govial?
jovial
and arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i would click.
but ur grammer apauls me.

oh go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# End of day doodle.
"My clothes? What happened to my clothes?"

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# A deviant removed them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I'm a deviant!
but a nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# not just any deviant
this is b3ta brand anthro yiffying deviancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# You want a job?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# depends
if it's cleaning out the septic tank again i'll pass.

if it's something else i might be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# What do you know about search engines?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# they search the interweb for stuff.
and i have to write keywords and such stuff when i'm doing websites.

apart from that not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Want to learn?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# gaz me about it
as i'm about to go home.

ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Needs more Denizens!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# i used my special 'remove-a-tron 3000' ray
it's an invention i'm particulary proud of.

lully pic JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I haz them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Conan O'Brien?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Ace!
also

anyone here know Acrobat 6 Features?
I want to create a PDF to email out with boxes that allow people to fill in numbers and then email back

any idea how I can do it?

EDIT - OR does word have a feature of adding boxes that can allow people to type in numbers??
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# 1. Make Page
2. Print out 100 copies
3. Mail Out
4. Await responses
5. Input data
6. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I have a spare Fax machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
#
crayon
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Go to settings
Go to output
Make claws with your hands and wave them above your head saying "We are the lobster people"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Do it as a webpage
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I have done it like a dog before...
but how do you do it as a webpage?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8284849
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# your html is soft and doesn't comform to standards
and you're not coming anywhere near me without a secure socket layer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# you can make forms in Word or Acrobat

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Yes Ms Word has this function
Position the cursor where you want to insert the check box. Click on View - Toolbars - Forms. The Forms toolbar appears on the screen. Click on the check box on the Forms toolbar. This inserts an unchecked box in your document. Double-click on the inserted box. This opens the Check Box Form Field Options menu. Select "Checked", if you want a checked box - this inserts a check mark in the box.

/end helpful tipster mode
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Or,,,,
Pack you PC up and take it back to PC World for a refund?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# good to know
but i need to insert numbers

cheers anyway
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# 1234567890
There you go mate - numbers inserted!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Phroawww, she's looking salty!
If I was Conan, I'd expect her "repay" me in full.... Rarrwwl. I'm surprised she wants back her clothes.

But I'm still wating for Chloe in Samus' Zero Suit, wielding a plasma whip. Please JJ?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# JJ?
JJ Jollz iz in da crib, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I'm not sure that I didn't prefer it white.



CFM

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Well I think that whatever the colour,
it is still an Ace cake!

Ya big pooftah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# why are you making such a thing?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I have a daughter who is 4 today.
amongst others.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# yea... loads of people are four today

On average: Total World population divided by 365 divided by 75 (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Your figures are wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# How...
Prey tell me?

"Life expectancy at birth is also at its highest level for both males and females. Boys and girls born in the UK could expect on average to live to 76.9 years and 81.3 years of age respectively"

About 79 then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# NO, because there are many more children aged 4 than there are
adults aged 79 - people die at the end, they are not just one age.

Also, leap years.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Good Point....
Please ignore my post below as this is possibly wrong but I don't like being told I am a post deleter...

* Can anyone with more brain than me work this out?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Take the UK for example:
- Current poplation is around 61 million

- 61 million divided by 79 (average age) = 772151.8987

- 772,151 divided by 365 (days) = 2115.482192

So in the UK, about 2,115 people have there 4th birthday today?

* Have I lost it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Their.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# According to BrassEye
If you take age 4 as anything from 18 months to 80 years, then nearly 98% of people had their fourth birthday today!
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Is it that time already?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# what a lovely daddy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Sweet Jesus, that's a cake?
Hot Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# lovely
i read your explanation for making this yesterday
and it sounds like a pack of lies to me,just admit it's for you and move on
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Yay cayke!

I must say I liked the white version better, now I see it.

My sister's a real marzipan wizard when it comes to cakes. She's had posh professional training and all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# No marzipan.
All icing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Really?
Wow...neat job indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# cake with barbie stuck in the top
i'm not sure if this is normal or if there should be some kind of specialist site for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Prevert!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# before green?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# This is most lully
Have fun eating under her dress

edit: the cake's dress
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You terrible cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Is that 1/2 a barbie on a cake?
Or a whole barbie hiding in a cake?
(Tinium, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# The latter.
You coming 'round tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Well, as there is barbie cake...
seems rude not to!
(Tinium, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# ..



news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7346860.stm
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Oh FFS!
What is education coming to?

*goes back to writing his dissertation on Beckham Studies at Trafford*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I see no problem with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# me neither
It seems perfectly relevant to geography to me, and we covered that kind of thing when I studied it (although I didn't do GCSE). Just seems like yet another misleading headline to grab attention.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Just Tescos or all big supermarket/big box shops?
seems unfair that the article headline singles out just one store.
(pattybutty and chips, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Most of what they are proposing I covered in A-level geography in 1999
Minus the Tescos bit, before it was just termed multi-national, and looked at expansion of large supermarkets,, their effects on local economics and their sphere of influence.

We also covered flooding, regardless of the previous years weather.

edit -We covered the Mississippi delta floods, which were far more spectacular than a small market town in gloucester, when I say bo, you say selcta spectacular, I actually mean devastating.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# can I see? can I see? can I see? can I s..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Pfffft .... bwaaahahahahahaha! Hurting children is all of teh win.
Cerlick!

My boss is the only person I know who has a good argument for having kids, and that is to give them the garden watering device to play with, tell them "Look into the hose, Johnny!" and then turn on the tap.

Have this what I've just been practiced at:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I give you!
da dah da da dah, da da!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i teach you to burn!
i'll see you bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Burn Baby Burn!
LET ME BE YOUR BUNSEN BURNER!
Burn Baby Burn!
LET ME BE YOUR NAKED FLAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Yey Burn
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Thats no Quo!
Its firey disco elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It is everything and that
Original post www.b3ta.com/board/7715392
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Elvis with a massive clarinet lives on my torch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Mouth Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Icy whatyadydd their
Ver' clevah!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Needs more black body colour table
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# When you're colouring the fire bit, use the black body colour table
For more lifelike firey goodness. Looks a bit...peach right now to me.

I am trying to be helpful in my own blunt way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ah Icy! That's wicked - many thanks to you for being helpful in your own blunt way!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that child has two heads
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# woo
I thought that was Maddie for a Mo
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *kicks Vinegar Strokes in the shins and runs off with Maddie*
Oi! I have maddie! Give me the reward!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *rewards in a sexy way*
Now I have Maddie! Give me the reward!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oi!
Bring back my fake abduction victim!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No way José!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# That actually just made me laugh out loud!
Nice work as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# there arent enough bleeding toddlers on this forum
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Is that Toddlers who are bleeding
or are you trying to curb your swearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Have you tried looking here after 8pm
There are loads then!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Arf!
*awaits cb3tans picture*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

You just wanted to see, you meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bwahaha!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!

please have this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Noon all....

Click for bigga!

Wow it was my 3rd B3taday on Saturday and I missed it... Oh well, always next year!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Urr..
...black shirt and hat soiree?
(pattybutty and chips, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# i thought you'd written black man, thats one hell of a niche party!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Pfffft.
She seems happy enough about it all though :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
i do hope that's a cherry on that bakewell
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Arrrh.
The old pop corn trick you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# pretty much
pizza anyone?

*clearly spend too much time looking at the wrong sort of site.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Clearly....
...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# i'd love pizza
but i myst refrane as i had a badly packed kebab at the weekend.*



*sadly it was just a kebab and chips and not a reference to lady parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Badly packed you say?
Was it better or worse for that?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# it was 1.30am
and i had been drinking mojitos all eveing.

i did however hold off on the chilli sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Very restrained.
I am sure you were better for the lack of chilli sauce the following morn :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# i still had a case of montezuma's revenge
but with out the need for chilled toilet roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# you are sarah lucas
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# If not, he looks a bit sore.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Tart too hot perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It can happen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Not in the grapes not in the grapes!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# But it is Flan!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ah, it doesn't say which one is Dierdre.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# That is very true.
However, Deirdre, being a woman, would have to be receiving surely? Or are there strap ons involved? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'm going to leave this up to your overactive imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Is it wrong that the first thing I thought was why have they stuck cakes on their dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# No, not at all....
You obviously went to church as a child ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Oh no!
She forgot to bring her crotchcake!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Arf!
Nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# heh heh!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# mmmm i love tarts
the jammy ones are the bestest...
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Mmmm.
Or lemon curd tarts are also fab!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

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