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[challenge entry]
(ElloElloEllo What's going on 'ere?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ahem.....
...




PFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# This makes me feel all strange inside...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Well... it *is* extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# bad taste but funny.
i feel so dirty for laughing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Double Ditto.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
# fucking
awesome!!!
(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# *click*
Simplistic, but I approve!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# D'nino j'nousting.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hehe :o)
.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hot damns!
That is a pleasant sight for mine eyes indeed. Top broams!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Good 'ning The Neville!
Long time no speakee. Are you sprangly today?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I am very sprangly!
As sprangly as the morning dew.
As finumbly as the day is long!
As merkumbatorins as the night moon shines down!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Saints!
'tis Neville!

*bestows glee*


EDIT: - FUCK i replied to the wrong post

ARSES
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Money
Im putting £50 on little Dino !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# GO ON
I cannot animate but would love to see that...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ^this
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# How magnificently hatstand!
*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Im backing the little guy!
COME ON!!!

/ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
#
backing bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# still...
COME ON BARRY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Pogo dino FTW
He'll jump over big dino's lance and poke him in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Animate this!
HARD!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I highly suggest you wallpaperate that
as it rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# pogo FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# this raised more than a smile


i mean a big smile. god, you lot are filthy.

and weird...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# arf
*loves*
shock edit: is that really his surname, if so cooooool
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Anyone else see
Commander Tuvok on the far right horse ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Wolf was great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Haha!
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
clickety click click click
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Run with me on this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
why does that gladiator look so fat with hilarys head?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# The original looks much
much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I
Would watch that !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# she is a nordic beauty
is helga, she can drink any man under the table and then she'll crush your pelvis during Noo-noo.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# It's Vanessa Feltz!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Fwoar
Feltz in a wet suit - just imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Better than Rhet in a felt suit
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I can't
There isn't enough rubber in the world to make a wetsuit that big
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# So very
true. In fact, I can see it now.

You know, the election should be decided with a no-holds-barred fight. It would be better then this insincere backstabbing political crapola. And then maybe people would actually pay attention to the election.

And maybe Cheney would have dropped dead of a massive heart attack and the world would have sighed in relief.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I spent far too long waiting
For the little red light to whizz across to the other eye like Knight Rider
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# knight rider doesn't have eyes
you're thinking of cylons
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I know it doesn't
And no I'm not.

I knew exactly what I meant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i know
i'm just being a wee jobby
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# The Hoff drove a Cylon?
wierd...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# And Moff drove a Pylon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# and Jesus rode a Harley Davidson* apparently...
/Ugly Kid Joe



*in the bible they call it a Triumph though
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# i thought it was a donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Moses
that's who
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Jesus rode Moses?
I can see why they didn't mention that too often... O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# yes
The Red Sea parted when Moses raised his mighty rod of God over the Sea as directed by God
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# "And
the roar of Moses' triumph could be heard across the land"

was it Jesus's, but Moses had borrowed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Ah, the updated Easter story
'And lo, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the back of a gleaming Harley. And he looked and saw it was full of bombs. And he said unto his disciples 'Bugger this for a game of Roman soldiers, who's for Agia Napa?''
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# And lo Mary Magdalene did hop on the pillion...
Awesome! Quoth the Lord. Now for some dope and a litre of Jack and we can get this party started.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# a gif for every occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I seem to have a surplus of Jesus gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I've got a Jesus jpg...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I was just about to ask about that pic!!
best of all the RIS pics.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
Cheers =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# And they did ride unto the coast
Where Mary didst panic, and wonder how they were to come unto Cyprus.
And Jesus said unto her 'Watch this shit', as he carried her all the way across the med
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# And Simon, who is called Peter, did hang ten, and spake unto Christ
'caught my first tube today, Lord'. And lo, there was much rejoicing
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# And the Lord said
'That's nothing, check this out' and all the sea were turned to wine.
And Simon, who is called Peter, sayeth 'Fantastic, now where do I piss?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# And Simon, who is called Peter, was right ticked off.
'Bloody one-upmanship' quoth he. 'One day someone's going to nail that smug git to a tree'. And lo he did go forth from that place to another place, and spake thusly: 'Judas, me old china. A word in your shell-like...'

And verily the rest is history. Or mythology at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# No one said KITT had eyes, just that the red light would zip back and forth like the light on the front of KITT
/goes to bed
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Yes! What he said!
And KITT is what I meant. Is it obvious I've never actually sat and watched one of those?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# the A-Team van just had a red stripe on the paintwork
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# shut up
*crosses arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *crosses eyes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *crosses road*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *coronations street*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *coronation chickens*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *chicken crosses road*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ...and the circle is complete
\o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *complodes*


/Futurama
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# *crosses streams*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# =)
www.b3ta.com/board/8315967
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# like 'eagle-eye' Action Man
I never understood why he couldn't look up or down

it just made him look like a shifty squaddie paedo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# He's sold out :o(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Gordon's alime?!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# WHO WANTS TO DRINK FOREVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *polishes copper spanging pan*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Prepares to take it like a man....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Sold out?
You mean there's no more gin left?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
There must be gin. It's just coming round to gin weather!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# who dares gins!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# \o/
how long have you been waiting for the opportunity to post that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Haha!
And suddenly the world is a better place \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
I got fed up waiting for the opportunity so I put it in my sig
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Don't mind if I do
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# WINNER!!!!!!!!!
I AM SHOUTING BECAUSE THIS POST CONTAINS THE BLESSED. THE BLESSED
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# INDEED!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Please God... Make it Stop...

It's trying to make me do bad things...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# It is pure evil
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hey,
the tea is an innocent bystander in all of this. Let's not bring Tea into this.

:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Kill it with paperclips!
Oh, wait...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haha!
he wants you to clip your boss...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha!
tj/ i'm sorry, speaking of wizards anyone know of a freeware that'll resize 450mb of pics to 100mb
so i can upload them all to flickr in one hit, using the email resize thingy in windows gets them down to 10mb which is too shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I can't remember the exact app
but I had to do similar last year and got a pretty decent result just from googling image resizer.

Not much help but there we go...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Good morning Mr gstq sir.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# good morning to you
and an equally good morning to the rest of the slackers on here.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Good ning
Today I promised myself that I would get all my work done and then piss about on B3ta.

Promises are made to be broken.

or is that rules?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hymens
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# heheh
I actually managed to do this today

my work consisted of

1) make an HTML table and resize 3 images
2) make a PDF of something

my boss thinks this takes 7.5 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# i clicked thiss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahah
fantastic
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I love my Doggy!


rude!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# yays!
Which one are you?

EDIT: I want to take a bar code reader to your wall!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Haha!
'ning ghosty
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# 'ningles matey
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# your dogs genitals are weird
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# YAY!
I put off the invoicing just for this moment.

Congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# that's
the mutt's nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ashally it's a vadge!!


/girl dog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# oops...
I meant minge...I thought they were rather small!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh dear, rather loud office lol

Congrats fella! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Yay!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Grats
that made some tea come out of my nose...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *giggles*
Congratters sir
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# My Missus said, when taking the pic:
"You can see her tuppence"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hello you
How goes it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# i'm alright cheers,
ain't been around much due to SHIT THINGS AND STUFF. gah.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah, me too.
NO interwebs in my new job at all... computers are for business use only, you can't even play solitaire in your lunch break O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I would die
That's pants
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah, it's pretty sucky.
I miss my old job in 'famp... but I don't miss the travelling. It's 10 minutes walk in the mornings, I don't have to get up now until after the time I used to set off \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# haha, i'm like this now too - i get up at 9.20. :P
and i CAN play on the interwebs at work, i just don't have bloody time. :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Where are you working now then?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I presume you said
'I know, it's for flashing at the internet'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# More or less.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# congratulations fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# "...and wondered why Nancy didn't need to hide her tits"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Masterfully edited by me I think
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# LOLitics!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# the nasty ginger perv
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Congrats squire!
Holy crap, I've just realised my 10k is looming. *fears*



*nakeds*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *readies space in the b3ta-nekkids archive*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
HOORAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Nice one.... Now go get a life ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# It's stopped raining
I can do gardening!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yay!
Grow some rude vegitables yo can post on B3ta! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ^ what he said
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# hehehe!
congrats.

dog tee's now available
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haha
this is disturbing, but I'm glad it's not what I'd pictured.

Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Woo!
I'm saving my nekiddness for a 10K spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha, the dog biting his head made me do a real lol then.
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# The snake is a good choice as it will bring eventual death
but, as it's a timed game, my money's on the dog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ooh, ooh, they should use those bitey animals on sticks from Labyrinth
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ^this
and then some!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Needs more hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# that's lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Haha!
*smites with puma*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yappy little dog FTW!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I like...
the face of the guy on the right.

I like the face of the guy on the left too.

I like the face of the dog biting the guy on the left's face.

I like faces.

*clicks 'i like this!' button*
(ComradePotato, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Took me a while
To notice the bird and the fish. Go fish go!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Morning all................... Have a Blessed....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Pfft!
2
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I dunnie git et ?
Ah ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Blessed = funny*
best just accepted

* and the loudest noise anywhere in the multiverse
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# How do we know?
He could have prerecorded all these messages over the past 10 years and was actually killed when Cherie bit him and sucked the blood from his body when she left the PMs house.

He got the idea from Osama and that bearded bloke from that cigar factory
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *groans*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# haha!
news for the hearing impaired...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] *_*
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *winces*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ooh, hello
*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Howdy
*inappropriates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ooh my favourite kind
not working today then?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Nope, day off
Woohoo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# woohoo?
think of the money you crazy woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# But also think of the walking around starkers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *drifts off*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *thinks*
Cor!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *thinks*
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *thinks*
cor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# 'ning fella
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# nings KM
y'alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Nay bad, squire
I've snuck onto an unmonitored PC at w*rk... I'm simultaneously spazzing the board and glancing worriedly over my shoulder =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *polaroids*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# you old get!
wanna borrow my 0.00000000008 megapixel pigital camera?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Battenburg!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# NO!
It's Mrs. Trellis in the nip!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Pffft
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# What an enormously headed
gladitorial stick . . . never seen such an enormous head . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# give it about 3 months and you'll see one even bigger
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# NO!?
Nothing could have a bigger head than that SHIRLEY!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# *consults ultrasound*
based on these projections and calculations
yes, something will have
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I hate you both
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# we know that's not true
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Awww!
*applies lube*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Ooh, Mrs Trellis, Aphex and DtH all in the same reply!
*enhugulates*

'nign everyone!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Prof!
*doffs*

4
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# you getting your tits out soon stan?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Tits?
Nah!

1
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *readies tattyshop*

tattyshop paint... bah!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *running-jump-and-glomp*
sorry, that was a bit gay
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# That's okay, I'm ready lubed
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *cough*


/'ning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ARCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Heard about Humph?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# what?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Going in for surgery
*frets*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Bah!
just found it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# aye, and have sent him an email hoping he gets better soon :)
/John Naismith is printing them off and giving them to him to read, aparently :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ooh, addy?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ..
www.isihac.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I've just sent a message
Knowing how much Humph loves loooong conversations with adoring fans I shall be brief.

I first met Humph in the Summer of 1953 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Kenny ball blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I knew Bruce Turner blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Eb blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah GET WELL SOON HUMPH!

Much Love and warm wishes

Dave the Hat

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Yay!
It's Archie! Look everyone! ARCHIE! *glowers at Prof*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# better :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Archie!
All we need now is Daniel Yucuntcha and the group will be complete!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I do hope he's turning up at the London Bash
I can invest my NUTS money with him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!
*enhuggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# What, starkers?
Yay!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *sidles*
hello
(AphexTheMink, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# !!!
Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Cor!
I've been waiting to meet you for YEARS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *offers money*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# crumbs chief!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Whoah!

5
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# 'ning dude!
Is that a countdown I see before me?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Yes!!! 22k!
3
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Blimey!
Is it double-ended?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# He looks like he enjoys it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# it's all shiny where he's licked it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I bet
I want to know how that compo works. So do both gladiators bend over and......

EWWWWWWW WBAD MENTAL IMAGE ! Must wash brain in bleach..
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Y'see
I stopped myself before allowing it to get that far!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Sorry
Currently only able to dribble on self as one takes a scrubbing brush to brain...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Before or aft.....
Nah, that's a world of wrong which I'm not going to approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Bipeds, Ready! Quadrapeds, Ready!
Ready! Quadrapeds Ready!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Not sure of the correct term but...
You need like 6 legs and 8 Legs too....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# the correct term for atlasphere is at
www.theatlasphere.com/
(eight, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kill it with oversized q-tips!

Hmmm maybe that's wher Gladiators got it from. They nicked from from zoos wher they were used to clean out elephant ears!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Tantor! Umgawa!
Burst it quick, then he'll be in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# HAHAHA TREBLE YES!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# That's in rather poor taste isn't it ;p
www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?in_article_id=144366&in_page_id=64
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Firstly, i knew nothing of that, though i wish I had
Secondly, it's their own fault for being in a temple in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# it's alright I was pulling your leg...
seems like the pachyderm equivalent of going postal...

And I liked the post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# just makes it funnier


(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Run!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Woo and yay!
Atlaspheres with elephants are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] .


OK one cell was taken from an old shop of mine...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# haha!
that one occurred to me, too, bizarrely. Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# B3tan to it by Vagabond
and probably someone before that.

But I still like it *pets*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hehehe no I beat them
The orginal I did last year, well before the internet was invented!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# A YEAR before the comp?
Do you know what the winning lottery numbers are going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# norwich fan
Maximum respect!
(Jezziah, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] You will go on my first.......
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# pff
what the hell is that green thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# His dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# to me
it looks like a sign saying "fag break tiem".

*goes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Well
It is supposed to be a broken glass bottle...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ahaaaa
it looks like a chewy circuit board
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Well
I try my best with MS Paint.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# A tad too much eye shadow, methinks!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# they shoot babies, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# In the microcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# best of all the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# pffffffttttttt....
nanocunts are much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hahah oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# what?
*sidles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# you heard.
*slaps arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# YOW!
is that you and I engaged now?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# gladiator cameltoe
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# THIGHS!!!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yikes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# This needs more Jet!
they all do really..
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I am so going to this
when is it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# 1997. Best of all the years.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# To the Tardis....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# this was indeed a good year
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hutchence, Michael. Versace, Gianni. Denver, John. Theresa, Mother. Of Wales, Princess Diana.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Gotta kill 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Yeovil!
I'd be there if it were a bit closer

/skulking outside...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I first read that as Jeff from Galdiators
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Jeff's lully
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Would you like me to lap-dance for you?
I want a second series.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I knew you'd get the reference.
Do you like my cones? They’re little ones, I got them...from a cycling test centre.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ha, watched some of it the other day again
It really is very very funny. Very.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# so did all new gladiators start last night or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# it's the new compo waspy
keep up old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# so it is
until just now the little "C" thingy was redexing for me so I didn't put two and thursday together!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Oooh... who's she
she's preeedy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# she's here to warn you about DIRTY THREAD DELETERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I was enjoying that thread...
www.b3ta.com/board/8315683
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# so was I
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ARGHHHH all my witty retorts!
BURN IN HELL, THREAD DELETER!!!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# don't worry
I managed to get it's number before it made its getaway!
www.b3ta.com/board/8315683
edit:mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Flex and relax...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# disconcertingly bulgy...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# While looking at this I can't help thinking about a cat trying to sick up a hairball
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# is that justin lee collins?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] New airport chaos...with added gladiatorial element.

'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahahah
/finally got luggage back after 24 days blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# did all the metal studs set off the detectors again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I AM a metal stud.
Stop sniggering at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *buffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# is that why you asked me to polish your helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# and i expect that's what your going to say to the judge as well isn't it.


[edit]also, 24 days, that is quite shocking fucking service. lucky for me i'm flying from cardiff this weekend, so they'll probably just try and sex my luggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# He knows he's better off keeping schtum
knah whatta mean?

edit: I didn't realise people actually flew from Cardiff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yes, however the selection of duty free isn't as good.
mind you it's got to be better then coventry airport, it's like a couple of sheds and a strip of tarmac.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I thought you were quite sane!
Ohhh!!!! metal!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
#
ohhh youuuuu....

*feebly slaps chest*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Leave my extremely hairy chest alone!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# myyyy
That's a deep shag alright
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# !
!!
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'm sniggering behind your back...
arf.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I couldn't even get my luggage to check-in...

(a first draft kind of thing...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
WOO! ready
YAY! ready
HOUPLA! Ready

*blows whistle*

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Fucking, WIN!

*clicks 'til her mouse can click no more*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles all. Sorry TJ time. New Nuts images in my profile. This week with added Happy Toats, Proj69, and Joe Scaramanga.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Whoever did the commode one can't spell commode
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Yeah I got a spam email this morning offering me a free trial subscription to
Huge Mellons
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# That's odd
A colleague just offered me a tictac with the flavour "fresh melons"

melon mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Not flesh melon?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Chinese imports may contain lead
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# that's all that's left of the dog...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Actually talking of asian exports
My mate's missus is from Singapore and she likes nothing better than a can of melon milk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *shivers*
A trip around your local asian supermarket confirms that they eat alien foods
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I love my asian supermarket!
Kick the crap out of supermarkets pricewise!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^this
good instant noodles for 20p? 10kgs of basmati rice for £11? oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# YEah and they're the three sachets noodles with the oil and dried veges
Not fucking £1 super noodle shite and it's 60p for a pound of chilis not for four of them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# thats the good shit.
i love going to them with me dad. one memorable occasion he picked up the round packs of noodlesa and exclaimed "look at that, they've made the round so don't have to break them in half to put them in the pan. say what you like about the damned chinee, they're bloody clever" (verbatim)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha i just got emailed the IS IT REAL? thing by my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# happytoats getting all the money
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# And the fame. Don't forget the lovely lovely fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I had the fame sticker album when I was a kid!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I don't doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# was Peter Beardsley in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah
He must be up to about 300 so far, a while to go before he catches TGA though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *final part of payment arrived today* :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# DRINKS ARE ON TGA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# after i've paid for the new drive shaft my car suddenly needs
/but yes, the london bash - for me at least - is being paid for solely by Nuts :)

there may be a few drinkies in it for people
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# \o.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Shesh
You must be a millionaire in Zimbabwe by know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I OWN Zimbabwe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Erm no
I bought it for a quid last week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hazzar!
don;t forget to post a pic of the fabled cheque.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I have 3 :)
they've been very good have NUTS. Hopefully the start of something good.
All seems to be moving in the right direction now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# How quickly do they produce the cheques?
I'm still waiting for last weeks. Do you have to email the invoices or post them?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I emailed them, and I've had cheques through within 2 weeks.
/althoguh the first two were cheques for an image printed last year which has now been resolved, and they didn't come through until last week, but all that happened before the current dealings with NUTS.

I've had 3 images over the past 3 issues, and the cheque for them arrived this moring.

Shouldn't be long for you now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *prepares to intercept postman*
Well, you were right about the ipod, that came in exactly 28 days, so I expect you're right about this too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# generally, these things have to go through 2-3 diff. depts,
so it's highly likely to take 14- 28 days to get processed and through to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# And it must be one of those beeeeg ones!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# They didn't do the Carlos Tevez special page this week did they?
Maybe that'll be next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yes but maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow the who world is my home.
Dodo dodo, dodo dodo, dooooo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *reaches for air rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Oh you loved the programme when you were a min-dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think I did
As well as the Red Hand Gang
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# LALA LA LALALA LALA LA LAAAA LALA LA!
*glees*
I think it got banned in the US for communist conitations:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# pfft
Their loss! *jumps in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *gets walkie talkie*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahah superb
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha
this wins everything. And more!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# fucking beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha! and arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
this is some top hummus to start my day. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Haha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Ooooh... nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Woo
Yay to added gladiatorial elements
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# great, great stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I was so in the middle of making one of these myself
when I saw this. Bastard. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# thought I'd better get in there early!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# this is good!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# FP
win!
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# "Travel-Later"
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The pressure of performing in front of a live audience..
...just makes him so peeved!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Thass ace
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i enjoy this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I just don't get why The Hulk is such a great superhero
But this pic makes it all better :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I don't get why they're making the sequel no-one wanted
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# its not a sequel
its a reboot
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# sorry - I don't get why they're making the "reboot" no-one wanted
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# 'Cos Ed Norton wanted to shake off his miserable bastard image
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# By being a big fat grumpy (green) thing?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# As opposed to a small thin grumpy (white) thing
(sounds like an R&B song)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Meh,
I skipped past that bit in this month's Empire mag.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I just tore it out and was sick on it
(edit - a bit of an overreaction given that I haven't even seen the first film)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# it should be good i reckon
norton's very talented and its all about the action now, which is encouaging
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# he gets manperiods really fucking bad, k?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I go mental while on womanperiods and I'm a crazy bitch
Banner gets manperiods and he gets superhero status?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# do you...er...burst out of your clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *gets the hose*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# If I have a particularly hot flush, I do.
Plus, I smash things. I made dinner the other night and, while washing up, I got fucked off and snapped the metal handle of the scrubbing brush.

*strikes Miss Universe pose* GRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# you should definitely be on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# She can't be on mine
it's too thin, she wouldn't get any purchase
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Strikes Miss Universe
Gets arrested

Ning Awl
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

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