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I bought some new crayons today

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

I saw the comment about crayons before the picture loaded, and expected something silly

But this is fantastic! *clicks* really hard for you, sir. And two whole biscuits. Excellent.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

chuffin ace

*click*

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

Yay!

I like your drawings even more when you colour and shade them like this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

this is modernist retro and very woo at that

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

this is what crayons are for

i can say this with conviction

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

nice!

they seem to work fine.
throw away the receipts.

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

i understand the crazed, laser wielding killer robot,

but what's that yellow thing to the left?

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

Another robot, in disguise

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

FOWLOBOTS! TRANSFORM!

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

if this were Gladiators I would watch it.

woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

Gladitators

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

You forgot the compo?

/giggles anyway

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

Haha

That's quite something.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

~~someth~~ disturb

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

hahahahahaha!

wherever did the disgusted bloke come from?

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/500m_row

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)

Kylie perhaps???

Click for bigger (26KB)

(grimlock1975, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

Do I need a cfb?

Probably not. But I clicked anyway.

And it was no bigger!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

would!!!!!

i'm desperate!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

This is either brilliant

or...or something else, there are no words.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

^^this

it's got a certain something, altho i'm not sure if thats a good something or a bad something.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

Sweet jesus.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

Does anyone do vector animations?

It took me ages
Heres the .swf aswell

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

Very nice but rather big

Try turning off the dithering

Hand-vectored?

GMOS does wonderful vector-style animations

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

Yes hand vectored

I tried using my little trick but it made it disgustingly bad looking.

Sorry about the size I've changed it to the un-dithered version thanks for the tip :)

EDIT: Seems to have turned it into a disco crash test even better :D

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

I don't believe for a second that you drew even one frame of this by hand.

I think you've just 'discovered' some of the options in the 'convert bitmap' menu, that's all.
Just so we're clear, I don't give a rat's ass how you made it, but I think it's pretty fucking weak to lie about it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

I have to agree because

done by hand would hardly be likely to have the colours jumping as they do.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

pretty sure that's just rotoscoping

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

Are you coming on to me?

edit: oh, I see - well whatever it is called, I'm not interested - it's wonderful.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

most vectors are just tracing though, aren't they?

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

I don't think tracing counts as a 'real' vector

I'm pretty sure there were some arguments about what exactly vectoring was a while back

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

These arguments about what is a true vector bore my saggy moobs off

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

It's ok

they're gone now

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

you need a better fitness regime then

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

Me too.

Particularly given that everything posted on b3ta ends up being rasterised anyway, regardless of how it's originally made.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

*prolongs annoying argument*

.pngs are alright aren't they?

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

They're still pixel based and not vector based.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

oh noes!

i'm going to look at b3ta through a cathode ray oscilloscope from now on

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

What you really want is a modified collection of shird world orphans

who sketch the output really quickly on to paper and display the screen to you via the medium of flickbooks.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

if i was modifying orphans, it would be with massive spoilers and 20in rims.

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

Haha

everything's alright!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

it's harder than tracing

and thus art

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

thank you :)

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

okay. forget i said 'tracing'.

art=hard to-do stuff

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

Hahaha

why on earth does art have to be hard to do? I really don't get that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

that was my point.

what's an appropriate sarcastic smiley? :s

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

I have an idea. Let's go back to the late 80's

and add NOT! after sarcastic statements.

edit: NOOOTTTTT!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

oh that sounds like something us cool board members would be interested in doing, Mofaha

NOOOOTTTT!!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

Well that was a totally unexpected response.

NOOOOOTTTT!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

well, you seem like you're down with it

NOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

EXCELLENT!

*air guitars then flys off in a phone box*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

Now what is and isn't art is a far more complicated matter than "oh it's harder"

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

caution

my above comment may contain traces of irony

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

i'm never sure how to take it when people say that

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

oh, dear.

i chose my words poorly.
i think vectors and rotoscoping, when done properly, look amazing. i just presumed that similar techniques applied to both.

am i off the hook?

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

Technukilly

anything posted on here cannot be a vector, since it's been rasterized into jpeg/png/gif. The true vector remains in whatever-the-hell format it was created in

Or some such

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The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

True, but I feel it's also fair to say that

being called a reference is undoubtedly in reference to the 'method' that was used to create the work.

Although, people could post links to a swf if they so chose to keep it vectory.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

Indeed, indeed

But to satisfy those who try to claim that if something was done in paint, say, but it looks very "vectorish" it is a vector, then I say, yes. Why not. Let it be a vector if it looks as such

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The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

I didn't know it had a technical name, thats pretty much what I always do.

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

but vectoring is just like rotoscoping, but only using one frame

and the whole thing is really just a fancy word for "tracing".

I rather like this anim, though.

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giant_squid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

oooh

purdy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

^What he said

Looks like a screen printy thingy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

This is ace...do you do a bigger version

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)

GrandmaOfShoes does

I seem to remember a lovely one involving a swan

EDIT: Oh, Dixon already said that. My bad.

EDITEDIT: Where are my manners? Very nice :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

Ninja Optimising

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

vey nice.

respec' for your patience

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

this is lovely

woo!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

Almost everything people create in flash is a vector animation

even if you don't like to think of them being in the narrow field that most people refer to as "vector art" or whatever term you want to use.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

I did try once....

Although it's not strictly an animated vector, more an animated gif from a still vector....

_{and having read stuff, it's not even a true vector..whoop!}

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

I rather like this

its interesting in a very unpretentious way :)

(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

that's very nice

lovely colours...

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enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

Cor!

That's a bit bloody good.
Great stuff!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

GLADIANTORS!

biggywiggy

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

Pfft

*clicks* for you

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

Like this

*woos and clicks*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

Fucking YESS!!

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

this too far too long

and the board nazis will inevitably find something wrong with it...

click for the point
(1.4mb - how do you shrink these things?)

*holds breath*

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Too brown

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

not enough bush

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

there's a guide

on optimising, I can't remember if it's lemony or lemonparty.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

lemony, as you well know!

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

*sniggers*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

lemonparty, definitely

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

Well there is a certain amount of uptimising on lemonparty

But for reduction of bandwidth, lemony* is the place to be

this reminds me of an old Sherlock Holmes joke

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

I'm guessing it's not

"Watson you twat. Some bastard has stolen our tent."

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

You're guessing right

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

So.... trees are the elected rulers?

I don't get it, but praise your patience for doing it. I have no head for anims

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

You probably need to reduce the number of colours from 256 to maybe 64.

But the main thing is the fade-in at the end. GIFs only store the changes between frames, but with a fade, everything (or, in this case, everything except the background) changes for every frame. If you changed it to a "wipe", it would probably save space, and if you made the effect last for fewer frames, you'd save even more.

Also, 280 pixels is maybe a more suitable picture width for b3ta, as this is the maximum width of a picture for the front page. This will save yet more space.

Now say, "Heil Giant Squid!".

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giant_squid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

And more ducks obvioulsy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)

but making

every image 280 is a bit pretentious, and doesn't always work

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

another option

is to have every other horizontal line as black

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

edit:OK, so who've I confused, hands up?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

haha

by laughing at this I have shown I watch porn.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

can you name her

though?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

I just did bellow.

Belladonna.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

Well done!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

She definately got her tats out for the lads!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

Nope!

I need help here.

Woo animing though

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

It's Belladonna

a cumbucket of a pornstar.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

I wasn't far off then...I thought it was Madonna

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

still works

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

thank you

Hover has the set up line.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

haha!

they're all sacred.
i've seen her in 'straight to the A"

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

She is my favourite

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

Was that her Sesame Street segment?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

yes.

the cookie monster raided her jar, while snuffleupagus trunked her face.
elmo just slapped her tits around.

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

First pic for awhile..

I guess Cleese could have been The Times, but misspelling Guardian makes me giggle.

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

Hahahah, good stuff

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

I've never heard of the Graudian!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

Sister paper of The Grauniad

Silly.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

heheh

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

I am always amazed at the utter, utter shiteness of the tabloids.

woo to pic :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

haha!

nice revisiting of classic comedy there

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spacefish bong!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

I enjoyed being turned off by your site :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

Is that still there?

I've not touched it in years*, just use the webspace for a dumping ground :)

*Oi, leave it, perves

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Is your uncle Hans?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

Yep :)

b3ta.com/board/8312561

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

Evenin b3ta

Click for bigger (109KB)

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

Nooooooooo!

It's a trap!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

My first posts after 10 days or so off and ... it's a

*SPANG*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

It must be the weather

I've posted about 20 times in a week:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

*checks stats*

UGH SHIT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

*checks*

haha! @ dekion's random post.

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

I have no idea wtfyaboa

so I will just wave and smile.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

*has no clue what the jaffapot is on about*

*smiles*
*nods*
*does the maccaranna*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

That man is tiny

and using an archaic mode of transport.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

Nope

The dog is huge, those tyres are bridgestones :)

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

In that case, that man is crazy

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

he has received suffiient training

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

Then I approve of this

But must stress the importance of not attempting to recreate such a stunt

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

Isn't he just far away

and that's an exceptionally large dog?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

Actually, it could be a large man sitting on Clifford the Big Red but Painted Otherwise Dog

far, far away. I like the way you think.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

Influenced by too many repeats of Father Ted

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

Haven't watched that in ages

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

THE LITTLEST HOBO?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

Super!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

Is he riding The Noobmaster?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

Hilter has only got one bawl

Goring's are only very small
Himler has something similar
But Dixon has.........apparently lost his :O

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

Comes from having a 'serious' relationship

O_O

I may put them back on before the London Bash

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Blimey...my serious relationships only cost me a couple of houses

*wipes brow*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

It is stuff like this*

*maybe not this** though
**but in this case***
***it is
that brings me back to b3ta

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

Well... he seems to be friendly.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

But when your back's turned, he STRIKES

Woo :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

awesome

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Shada, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

weee!

Put him an a tshirt and I shall buy him or put him on undies and I shall colour him in!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

*fears the mindpiss*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

*drowns*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Don't fear the mindpiss

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

Needs more cowbell....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

What doesn't?

Apart from French female cows!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Top response :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

you made me do a little bit of sick in my mouth

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

I think he would look ace on a t-shirt!

DO THIS NOW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

You heard the man!

Cafepress for you! And no dinner until you've finished!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

haha

well I've finally remembered my password, I'll see what I can do :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

Well gaz me the URL

And I shall be your first customer!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

yay! :D

*edit - my little bit of cafepress is here;
www.cafepress.com/sporetemple

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

CHeers

I'll attack that when I have my cards with me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

LOVELY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Awww

he's cute. I say this in the most manly way I can.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

you may be right

as the big version is called cutespore.png

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

I like him!

and his funny hat/antennae

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

ta!

oh and it is the SporeLink™ device, useful for interdimensional communication, watching/creating TV, getting emails, hypnotic mind control; think GPS + PDA + laptop + etc etc.
Also used as a fashion accessory, the more wires and gadgets the better :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

He is lovely

I hope he has adventures and performs random acts of kindness.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

adventures and random acts... definitely!

kindness may possibly be involved, I guess it depends on the randomage...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

yay !

i love em

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

wooooooooooooo!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

Birthday card for my bro

He's a mascot for Grimsby Town

this is what he looks like in real life

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

i see...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

He's like a Tesco value Domo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

*snicker*

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Ratsta, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

Poor lad

Top name though - you, not him :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

throw meat pies at him

and the go and collect all the bits of meat pie, due to how much they cost

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

Down at the mighty Charlton,

a few years back everyone used to taunt the physio rotten about being a fat git!

One night, when we were playing Stoke in the carling cup, he ran out, got taunted, and pulled 3 pies out of his bag and threw them into the crowd :)

The hassle stopped from then on :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Well no one here bloody said happy birthday to me!:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

not even NUTS?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

Is it your birthday?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

No!

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS!! No one understnads me!
*runs to room*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

*clits wrists*

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

haha

kinky

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Now THERE'S a typo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

It wasn't a typo.

;]

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Yeah, right

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

It was a typo once upon a time,

but I say it all the time now.
See here

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

cillit wrists

ANd the agony is gone!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

Yes they do

They understand so well they even provided you with free razorblades!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Razorclit™

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

That's why I couldn't find it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

It's your birthday?

Or have I missed something

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

No you have to be born for that!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

Ooooooooooo.......kkkkkkkkkkk then

*calls the men in white coats*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Mum and dad are here?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

For the fortieth time, dude

I'm not your dad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

You're the auntie that escaped from the home and widdled in the fondue!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

SHHHHH

Don't ruin the surprise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

Well we got rid of the 'cheese fondue' we found you out!

Chocolate fondue anyone? I hear it's extra nutty.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

/stays away from the plum duff and cream custard

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

Is he...

...he is... a fishfinger!?!

I didn't know you could be a person and a fishfinger?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

he is indeed

he does stink up the house a bit

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

A bit of salad cream will sort that out.

and a splash of sweet chili dipping sauce if your feeling particularly frisky.

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

i like your picture, your silly mascot brother and your username reference. YOU ARE GOOD PERSON ON BOARD.

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Shada, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

Actually he's not the first Barry The Time Sprout.

Hmm. What even happened to him. Maybe his busy schedule as the Grimsby mascot take up too much time.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

I just want to take a massive run up

and drop-kick him. Welcome Barry.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

Ohnoes he's not

Mighty Mariner is Towns mascot :)

The Crumb Crusader is the clubs sponsors biatch

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

haha true

but dont let him hear you say that

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Is he actually the Crumb Crusader?

If he is, tell him he's a jammy git for getting on the pitch at Wembley

/would have given left armpit to be on the pitch that day

And I would have scored that bloody penalty :'o(

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

yeah its really him

he works in marketing at Youngs. i'll pass on your praise :P

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Heh, and I've seen his vid on Youtube

His devotion to the job is commendable, but sleeping in the outfit is taking it a bit too far/too kinky

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

aye aye, I like that eye, I do. Aye.

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

Wow, that's rather ace :]

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

Eyce, surely?

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

Cor.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

nice

very nice, although I'm not sure about the transparent shadows

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WormuIus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

Oooo!

Ver nice

(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

i am going to open a pub and call it "Badger's Anus"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

That's good.

Although, "Badger's Anus" would be better.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

might be

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

Ninja skills

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

oooh, nice

i really like the eyebrow for some reason

and in response i'm going to repost this for the first and only time

but it looks like a chav's eye and nothing like as nice as yours

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boris the spider, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

*predictable discomeats response number 23*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

I like your simple rotated eye picture.

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

woahhh

good skills indeed.

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

don't judge me

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WormuIus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

Pffffffft...

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

*judges

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

INNIT

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Shada, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Fred West?

/going to hell

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

Oh my goodness, you're a bit right.

Still very sad though :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

Very very, s'why I'm going to hell

My brain is naughty these days

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it...

now, however, it's all I can think of when I see him

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

It's just the mouth I think

But still ARGH BRAIN!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

And a bit around the eyes as well.

Fred West was a very odd looking individual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Very very peculiar

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

But then Myra Hindley's hair takes the oddness award.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

And in a first for the National Murderers' Awards

Both the 'Most Evil Bitch' and 'Sneeriest Lips', the first woman to win all three

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

Rosie West wins 'Best glasses' though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

Ted Bundy 'Best Actor'

Karla Homolka 'Best Meringue'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

Ris-ing like a bitch here.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

its the murdered manboy

go to thesun.co.uk or summat

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WormuIus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

A disabled boy

who went missing.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

*titters*

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

it's a good shop & top hummus

although I really have to say, the f**ker who did this really will burn in hell, and rightly so. this poor geezer lives for 22 years, none of which can have been enjoyable for him or his family, then some fucking cunt just tops him & his mum.

bring back the death penalty & I'll pull the lever.

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

poor manboy

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WormuIus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

Hear hear, cries of shame shame etc

There are some people for whom the death penalty is the only answer

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

like dear manboy

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WormuIus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

and his mum?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

If you really want someone to suffer

why kill them?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

Kill them reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally slowly

I know ways.

Brazen bull's a good'un

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

I'd prefer to just keep them in pain

whilst prolonging their life to the very bitterest end.

Ceaseless, unmitigating, white hot pain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

Therefore: Brazen Bull

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

You're married then?

:)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

It's not necessarily about the suffering.

Our taxes go to keeping these shits alive in prison, and I don't want to be contributing to keeping murderers breathing.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

The Mum's boyfriend has been arrested.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

I see a flaw

Surely he was far too intelligent to be a chav.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

*loves having 'I Like This' on replies*

*clickety*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)

This looks like one of those awesome foil thingys

*clicks*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

:3 :3 :3

edit: i mean some reference to scratching and foil and thing

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Shada, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

DON'T YOU MEAN SCRATCHY ART THING.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

I THINK HE MEANS

"kits of silverish stuff covered with slate and a knife to scratch off the surface."

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boris the spider, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

indeed

quite scratchboard-esque.
and a woosome.

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

reminds me of that scratchy art thing

black coated foil stuff... woo :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

crack cocaine???

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)

no no no,

coke crackaine

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)

depends on how you get it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

that's nice

it looks like some stuff my sister used to do, where you'd get kits of silverish stuff covered with slate and a knife to scratch off the surface.

i've not explained that well but you know what i mean.

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boris the spider, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

You mean

SCRATCHART

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rjmrjm, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

That's puuurty.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)

ANGRY CAT CARES NOT FOR YOUR WOO

I shall give him some anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)

A PUPPY. :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)

don't be sill, it is a foal

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

Oh... I see it now!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

This is rather nice

*clicks*

And a biscuit, if you want

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

M E W !

*purr*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

pussy

ningles fella

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)

Aww lovely kitteh :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

yay!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

Good.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

Very nice indeed

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

celebrity death match

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

JOHNSON... PUUUNCH!

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Shada, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

that's class.

i like Boris' black-man arms. he knows how to win at boxing.

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mr spoons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

good god it's taken me fakkin YEARS to get to 3000

Warning- don't clicky if scared of red. Am trying to preserve the b3ta tradition of nekkid.
Apologies if you did it by accident. Mind bleach available at all good chemists.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

Kudos.

I'm secure enough to say that.
Edit: HAHAHAHAHA IT'S HOSTED AT MEMEBERS.AOL

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

gratis

and congrats on the courage to click... :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)

of course

they gave me a free account for being a tech jounalist (this was about 10 years ago) so I've saved about (tots up) oooh, £loads

p.s. yes, I too sometimes misspell members like that when I'm typing a link in a rush.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

Yay, congratulations

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)

...fuck, that was my 4000.

And I don't have anything for it at all :(

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)

backdate it

no-one'll notice if you put plenty of extra ones in afterwards....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

I will

eventually. When I'm actually at my house, and have imagey software, etc.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)

Well Done PD

Ill make ur 4004 very special :)

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

that's one nasty papercut

congrats!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

lightsabre got me

fucking Darth Maul, found him burglarising my house in the middle of the night. Naturally I had just got out of bed etc etc etc

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)

did he try to molest you with his glowstick?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)

the prosecution tried to imply that, yes

after they showed pictures of my secret wardrobe stash of BDSM gear

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

ooh congratulations!

Shaven Haven? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

No, that's just the way the laser cuts throguh the fluff

/secure in own sexuality to talk pubes with another guy :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

How secure are you to show me 'em in London?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

sorry my friend

this is an 'artistic' (i.e. dare) type of exposure, not a 'come get me' tease. Plus, I like vag too much to turn :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Ahhh, not very then.

;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

the security goes as far as talking pubes

just not parading about butt-nekkid

anyway, Captain Wow will be your ball of the belle

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

Incontrovertable proof the Church of England has brainwashed the masses

Click for bigger (18KB)

/izzard

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

There doesn't seem to be much correlation between cake and death

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in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

That's because there's a choice

OR death, you see

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

In which case then

I would expect an inverse correlation, assuming a steady rate of inquisiting (if that's a word).

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in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

I want to know why in that massive spike in 2006,

noone chose cake.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

That was actually the Great Is-A-Jaffa-Cake-A-Cake skirmish, part of the ongoing Confectionary Definition Wars.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

I'll have the chicken then

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

Is this a portal thing?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

i was thinking this

but i am not convinced

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Izzard.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

in other news

Brian Blessed is going to be the host on HIGNFY on the 9th of may

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

ODD ONE OUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

it should be good

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

Maybe he'll kill hislop through shout

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

Really?

Ohhhhhhhh that's creamy goodness, is that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

oh arr

if not sue the bbc and their website

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

I'll take bets now on how many times he mentions Gordon Brown being 'Alive'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

Twice.

£2.50 on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

Each way?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

Oh why say something like that to me, Archie?

I try and have dignity around you.

I bet he says it twice. What other way is there?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

Hahaha, 'dignity around me' :)

I'm flattered :)

£2.50 it is.

I'm staking a fiver on 4 times at least

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

Well sometimes it's nice to see how the other half lives...

Having said this, at the meet I shall most probably make a complete arse of myself, so this dignity thing shall be quite short-lived.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

feel free to make a complete arse of yourself

'other half indeed'

trust me, I have a much more 'broad-minded' sense of humour than I dare show on b3ta.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)

I'll remember to bring the blow-up Goebbels then.

We'll have what can only be described as a cracking time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)

haha, sounds like a plan

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

And you know what they say about my plans.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)

I don't actually, but I can't wait to find out :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

You're going to be amazed*.

*_{disappointed and possibly slightly nauseated}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

I'll take my chances

/on the each way bet

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

All shall be done from underneath ginger hair.

So hopefully you'll forgive me eventually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

I'll forgive ANYTHING under ginger hair*

*only guaranteed if everything beneath Ginger hair is female

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

As far as I know I've never been male.

Much to my chagrin, I'd love to be able to flip between the two.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

that 'each way' bet offer seems strangely apt now!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

Well if you ever get bored of nozzle ownership

do let me know and we'll swap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

*speechless*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

In a bad way?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

never in a bad way ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

Fabulous stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

I'll heartily agree to that

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

Don't say heartily

I'm stuck at work till 8 and I'm hungry.

To explain, the word 'heartily' makes me think of pie, for some reason.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

them proddy cunts haven't brainwashed me

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

^{click for bigger and uncropped}

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Oooh

lovely!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

Oh wow.

How did you do that? Is it drawn?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

pffffffffft

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

o_O

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

i coloured and shaded the sketch.

but i may draw it or something similar soon.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Top work.

More of this.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

why is legion of superhero's

behind a power ranger??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)

Top of the morning to ya!

(Gungerdin and the Pattercake men Try the Veal, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

TORRY WOGON

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

Racist!

(Gungerdin and the Pattercake men Try the Veal, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

top gnop

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

GNOPS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Peas...

Missed the Beatles challenge. Oh well.

Click for bigger (96KB)

(Gyck Ryder, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

haha

Alternative History FTW

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Hahaha

I love his begrudging thumbs up at the end

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

haroooo

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

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