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# Scribblings!

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D yay
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I love the way your foul little mind works
My doodles are badly drawn bikes and smiling stars.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Happi scribblings
of a disturbed mind.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Disturbed? :(
I'm a peace-loving hippy!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Smug Bastard. . .
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Pffft
*clicks*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# What Boris Johnson does in the comfort of his own home is Boris Johnson's business
Woo!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Presumably playing gin rummy
with some of his mates. I mean look at the little white fella on the right, that's some serious inbreeding.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] He's always hogging the limelight...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha cool compo it!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Oh yes...
I'm always forgetting that bit
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# HaHa HaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Ha Haaaaaa
^ Genuine Office LOL!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Excellent shoppage!.



(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# nice one.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Very nicely done
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Has B3tards just gone down?
Or is my PC being spazzy?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I can't see it either :(
Ed: I see it now!
And it's bloody ace :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ^ this one^
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ^
that
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I can see it! Woo
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *punches on the arm*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Ow!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# mine seems to be making hard work of it...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I see a unicorn, playing chess with Hitler
...nah, redex
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# it seems to be half down
I can see some things and not others.

:(
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# wooo
oops just missed 4000.

Will have to wait another 1000 before more nudity, mind you 3k was only a couple of months ago, so there!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ah don't worry
Just get nekkid on the 31st and all is well
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# pffft
NUDISTBASH!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# neeeeeooooooooooood!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *exposes ankles
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ahh I've seen your naked legs already, hanging out the bottom of your boxers
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I don't have any legs!
;-)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# =:-O
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# It's the most natural thing in the world...

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# O_o
A little bit of sick just came up.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# There, there...
*pats Dixon's back*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# There, there, there...
*pats Baxon's Dick*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# There, there...
*Dicks Pat's baxon*
Or something...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# dick spat bacon?
mmmmmmmmmmm bacon
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Fucking Woooo...
Nicely shopped but I barfed a bit...

NSFW
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# O_o
blimey adblock's having a busy day here. Good shoppery, like, but ewww...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# sickeningly brilliant!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# sweet shuddering christ!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
come to daddy
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!



(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# this is icky.
i often wonder if i'll be able to lactate when i have sprogs.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# There's a book on it here...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hehehe
not so fast! My little moley friend, got to get up a little earlier to catch Ol' LS out.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Ol'
shirley?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ta
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# holy fuck
i thought boris would be sucking on camerons teats!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
holy moly
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# That is truely horrible
Well done!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Love this
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Holy shit
hahahaha
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# egad!
Waaaaaaa!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ZOMG! O_0
*fwaps*

*gets caught in zip*

*Scweeeeems*

*crys*

*clicks*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant
How this escaped the FP is beyond me.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Mousegate.
What happened next

DeRISification
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I couldn't watch it.
As soon as she picked up one of the babies I just couldn't bear it any more. Fucking RSPCA. RSPCBastardA.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# It's ok... She is a very rich druggy
so she will get away with this as well...

The RSPCA wont be allowed to do anything...

EDIT: Except maybe get punched by Pete for another "Sun Exclusive"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hehehehe
Tested on animals!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# haha
"amy, how about we inject some? then our blood will be all mousy..."

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# what a couple of cunts.
where's HIV when you need it?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Swimming around inside less-deserved people :(
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# what stroke does it do?
Especially evil butterfly i expect.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# nah eviller.
Evil Mothstroke
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# e'gads
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# the only news I want to hear about them two is when they are found dead

the pair of 'em are a waste of space
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Even then, it would be far from surprising.
'Noon all
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ^and that
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# fuck the both of them
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ^and this too
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# with a 3mm thick industrial strength rubber?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I want baby mousies.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I worry often about the influence winehouse and doherty have on children.
you have confirmed my worries.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Oh don't be silly, I think they're a couple of fucktards.
I just like mice.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# they made you like mice!
*writes to Daily Mail*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Round our way, bitter and lager mixed is called a mickey mouse...
what do you ask for if you want two of the aforementioned beverages?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# easy:
2 pints of Golden
(Golden being the proper name, and "Mickey Mouse" being stoopid name)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# 2 halves of lager, 2 halves of bitter and 2 straws
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# cut out the middle man
and just be sick on your shoes.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i think it's a fucking shame. they've both got buckets of talent, but it's been watered down by all the skag.q
it's a damn fucking shame...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I would say Amy's got more talent than Pete.
I love her music, but as with Coltrane and every other fucker once she's off the drugs she'll turn shit.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I've only ever heard her sing that Valerie song, which is fucking awful
and I've never heard anything he's sung - he's quite bad enough without opening his mouth
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I really like her music.
What I've heard of his has been nondescript in the extreme. Three chord pseudopoetry for people who haven't heard what proper meaningful guitar based music sounds like.

Could be wrong. Don't think I am though.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# he sucks massive shitty bollocks
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# :D haha
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# i quite like his music, it's not quite as astounding as everyone makes out, but i think he definitely has some degree of genuine talent.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I think
Attempted Jam/Clash Emulation is a better term for doherty and his terribly original wankstain contemporaries.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# You've probably listened to more than I have.
I've sort of tried to avoid it ever since I heard what I did.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# what a great way to judge them.
completely ignore their musical capabilities and focus on the shit stirred up by the media, truly an impartial and well-informed statement. well done.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# haha
thanks

does the fact that some people think they have some 'talent' redeem their godawful behaviour?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# nope, fair comment.
drugs are bad. it's just a damn shame that their drug abuse sells more pspers then their musical ability, which to me is far more important.
if people weren't interested in slagging off people when they fail, then maybe it would be a different story.
Yous see my point?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# indeed
there's no delight on my part seeing people spiral into that sort of situation - I don't gawp at the tabloids

although I can guess if you're a fan then it's different cos you're eventually going to miss out all the enjoyment you would have got had she not fried her mind with all this shit

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# the winehouse voice has grown on me, i rather like her
dockerty can just fuck off, the talentless little shit waste of oxygen spotty faced arsewipe.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# well no, she was fucking awesome when it was just the booze,
she released her latest album, stocked up on skag and seem,s to have gone completely fucking barking.
to be honest i think it's just too late now, she's fried her brain, even if she does ever give em up, she just won't be the same....
fucking sad, it really is...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I dont think Doherty's got any talent...
But at any rate, the people that go out of their way to buy the paper with a pete or amy story, probably dont give a shit about their music.

If their fucked up lifestyles wern't so integral to their careers these two might be able to get some help...

I feel sorry for the stupid bastards, and I hate the fuckers that get a kick out of reading about their sorry self induced spiral of destruction.

*ranting alot today... probably because hung over..*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Yeah, because it's the people who buy the papers who are to blame.
They're not adults who are as in charge of their own destiny as you or I then?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Obviously its their choice to get up to all that
Just saying how sick it is that people will pay to observe some one killing them selves.. Which is essentialy what this all is.

Im also saying that these two get publicity from this, and therefore money. So thats not going to help them if they do decide to clean up.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# A homeless man on the street can get skag if he needs it.
Trust me, the money makes absolutely shit all difference.

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# No no I didnt mean that
Money in general, Doherty wouldnt be as rich and famous as he is now if it wasnt for his notoriety.

I mean Winehouses mum is racking in it with all the "Amy's Mum finaly speaks out" stories that are out every week.

I also heard a psychologist say that its possible that Winehouse now sees her role in life as a self destructing icon or somthing,

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# What piffle
as far as I'm concerned it's a bit of a case of 'fuck you parents'. *is not a psycho/chia/analyst*

She needs to grow the fuck up. The hell some kids go through, and she has life handed to her on a plate and STILL insists on pissing it up the wall.

Makes me sick.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Oh yeah
Completly agree, shes fucked it all up

But people make mistakes, thats what they do, she needs help, as do all drug addicts.

But instead what weve got is a situation where the majority of drug addicts, who are all ready in hell, get punished further, get pushed deeper into self destruction.

And this situation where alot of people are making alot of money out of some one killing them selves slowly.. all the time the general public gawping at it..
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# She got help
That's what the whole rehab thing was. As did he. His rehab was paid for by a fucking charity as well, at least once.

Bollocks to the fucking pair of them. I'll listen to her music, but I'm not paying for it. It'll only go on rocks.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Fair comment
Charity paid for it? Fucking tosser... ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Actually, money is *exactly* what they will need if they want to clean themselves up
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Yeah thats true
Its sick really, on the one hand people end up in this kind of thing, and are seen as evil by society, and locked up which makes it worse. On the other if your famous enough, you get sympathy etc. and you can afford the expensive clinics to get you off.

Its all foooked...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# aye
Can't spend time thinking about that now though - I'm working on a plan whereby committed life-criminals are offered the chance to commit suicide before starting their jail sentence.

Just need some people to sign up for it and I'll be all set.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Haha
your a sick, sick man..
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# What a pair of fucking freaks.
Noon all.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ning :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# 'ning Sir
'ning b3ta
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha
and urgh
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] He's been eating monkey brains again...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Woo! That's excellent!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hehe
He looks like a guy I work with, I thought it was him, i'll try to get a sneaky beaky piccy
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Is true
Is excellent!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Haha
Ace.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# haha not seen that
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ^
Is it new?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# no
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# figured.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# it's from the infidel compo
judging by the response, nobody fucking saw it :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I shut my eyes
so that nobody bummed my embassy
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# This is very good :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Fabulous!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Haha :D
Disturbing...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahm...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# That's amazing.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Tyra Wanks

I really dont like that woman very much... But I LOVE Americas Next Top Model. Go figure.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Janet Jackson does not count as mutant
er...wait now
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I thought she looked a bit like Janet Jackson too...
So I have developed a theory that janet jackson is the left over remants of Tyras cloning experiments.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# On another note.
I tried to create Suri Cruise Holmes whatever by morphing the two "parents" together - but couldnt do it. So cheated and got morphthing.com to do it for me - but I didnt think that deserved its own thread.

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Elton Tom ?
elton's Face Combined with tom -
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# rose tinted glasses

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7408451.stm
not safe for work or too cruel?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# :( awww Beatrice looks lovely
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I think she's a proper little belter, as my Granddad would say.
Good looking kid.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Bless her
she's only a wee one, she's still changing shape. And regardless, the girl's never looked anything other than bonny and healthy to me.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i actually agree
so i'm being a bit nasty really, just saw the headline and off i went, apologies to all concerned.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Oh I know, love.
You're a nice chap, and not a 17 year old one either so you know the value of women who are women.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# not good enough.
you have enraged me.

when you can fit into a size 10, then you can be nasty. until then... erm... be nice you horrid man.

That is all.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hah, I reckon we could get GTSQ in a pair of size 10s easily.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# size 10 easy
although i just tried on my funeral and wedding suit and it would appear in the 2 years since i last wore it i've gained an inch and a half, 31 and a 1/2 inch waist, i'll have to cut my sugar intake down. i'm in fear of the seams going so maybe i won't be going my customary commando for tomorrows funeral.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I was about to say if you needed it AFTER the meet
bring it with and I'll take it out a bit for you.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ta, but i'm fairly handy with a sewing machine
years in menswear helped a bit, i really can't be arsed to do it today, i'm gunna risk it i need more danger in my life.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# christ
you have a small waist.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# That's what I was thinking..
I couldn't fit into a 31" pair of trousers even after 3000 years of mummification
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Is this 31 waist or 31 hip?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hip
I could give birth to a shetland pony, me
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Christ.
I did my vital statistics yesterday, no way could I fit into a 31 hip. Not even CLOSE.

A 31 waist I should be able to manage in a month or two though.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# wow, you dainty thing you!
That's some going :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hah, I'm not there yet.
Plus my hips are bigger than that, by far.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i have always been a skinny little bleeder
it's only since i hit 40 and found b3ta that i've gained any weight, too much time sitting on my arse doing this rather than actually moving about.
the usual comment i get from friends is it's about bloody time we couldn't count your ribs.
oddly it's still taking some getting used to and i'm not sure if i'm happy about it but i'm not about to go on no stupid health kick diet gymn thing.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# size 10? overweight?
behave yourself.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# this
I reckon those magazines are worse for women's self-image than mysogyny.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Yeah
They should stop reading them and get back in the kitchen where they belong.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# That's what you get for letting us learn to read.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Bappy Hirthday NN
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# pffft
At least such attitudes can be dismissed as coming from thoughtless men.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Nowt wrong with a curvy lass.
I would.
(Not either of the girls in your pic tho.)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Exactly.
The uk average is a size 16, which is my size (well, I'm a 14/16 now, but near as damnit) and I don't consider myself overweight, not any more.

There's nothing bloody wrong with her.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I like a girl I can squeeze without fear of breaking.
But I wouldn't want one I can't fit my arms round.
From your pic I'd say you were a lovely size and also have nothing to worry about.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oh I'm honestly not fishing
I'm getting steadily more happy with myself, due to the remostrations of others (two in particular) every time I doubt myself, which is nice.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I didn't assume you were,
I just tells it like it is.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'd like to squeeze the Captain
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# As would I.
Some parts more than others. ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# GET OFF MY EYES
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *makes a grab for the ear lobes
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *screams like a small monkey*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *swings gaily
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# But that's the quickest way to the brains!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ! dluoW - Wouldn't !
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# she's relatively inoffensive
but that bloody Peter Phillips - his fiancee giving up being a Catholic so he can retain his place in line to the throne

he's fucking 11th! he'll never get to the throne
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# that's not what his kalashnikov says.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# \o/ Nepal.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha
he went to the same school as me, he's bound to be a cock
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ^This.
I said something very similar when i saw this on the news.

What's he hoping for? A bird flu outbreak at the palace?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Please come to my wedding. My wife has given up her faith for it...
because I'm hoping you all die. Soon.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i also read she didn't know who he was for a while
googled him and let out a little yelp of glee.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I agree with Fergal
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# A good heart these days is hard to find?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha proper tealol
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I have a friend who is training as a police woman
and on the list of things you can't call a black person is "Fergal" and "JCB"

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hmmm
I guess Fergal Sharkey = Darky?

As for JCB i'm all a-ris
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Digger
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# oh dear
Those whacky cockneys and their rhyming racism.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'm Luke, I'm 9 and my dad's a big black man.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Darth Vader?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Drives me round in his fucking big planet thing.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
Made me office snort :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hehehe, you love a bit of it.
Just a a smidge.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *tickles you a little bit*
:D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# See, specially for you
I won't pull my customary 'no tickling' trick and mistakenly boot you in the face.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# :D
Hence the "a little bit"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# You are a kind and gentle master.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# LOLZ
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# cut off my hand with his light saber.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# is one of them "Mr. President"?
ooh bit of polliticks
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh no you di'int.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hey hey hey
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Bea is lovely as she is.
Curvy wimmins are ace.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# big ol' booty ftw!

nothing wrong with her..she's lully :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i like big butts
and i cannot lie
you other brothers try to deny
but when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in my face
i get sprung!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i don't think there's much wrong with her
apart from her mother inflicting us with budgie the cunting helicoptor.

i think that cunting woman in the mail who said she should cover up aught to post pictures of her in a bikini, if she'd hotter then bea i'll let her have her comment, if she'd not then i'll drill her knee caps.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# How is it news though?
For example, today, one of the leaders of FARC, the Marxist Rebels in Columbia gave her self up. Last night ETA bombed a posh residential area.. Have you seen that on the news? will you read about any of that in the papers? No youll get Richard Littlejohn calling for the chemical sterilisation of assylum seekers and one of those sickening "and finaly" moments on ITV news...

/rant
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# "And finally tonight...
...Indian midget goes to work in motorized bucket"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *retracts dislike of "and finaly moment"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# near enough, if not a tad late
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# the thing is the original comments too up about 2 column inches
and were made about 2-3 weeks ago, i can't belive it's still being dragged out.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# 2-3 weeks?!
thats shocking.. Do other countries do this? Or is Britain just bonkers?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i'd do her any day
really. any day.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# imagine the offspring..
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Meh! No matter how big she is...
...she's still a ginger
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Nice pic g!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Now he'd have some cracking war stories!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# "JURIN THE WORWAH"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# heheh I love stories like that
my mum used to tell me how she and my uncles had a football filled with newspaper pictures of Mussolini so they could kick him
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# this film
is going to be all the awesomes
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i know
i can't wait :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *misses*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Bloody chavs.
I think we should have a cull of everyone below £15k pa.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Bah. Most of them are fiddling the tax credits system for more than that.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# No no.
EARNING. Not benefitting.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# what about charity workers?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# What about charity workers?
Fuck 'em. Workshy laggers. They should stop mucking about with mongs and get a proper job.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# This.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# you're not culling my girlfriend
she's lovely
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ah bless :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# haha
it's god's honest trufe
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Fluffiness like this makes me go all warm and fuzzy inside :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Is she coming to the meet?
Everything you've told me about her makes her sound fantastic.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# yeah go on
i'm bringing mine, they can be confused together
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# she's thinking about it
she's worried it being full of geeks

I don't know why it puts her off - she lives with me
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Full of geeks and CAPTAIN.
Seriously, I'm possibly the acest thing in the world. She's deserving of a bit of Captain time.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Get her to earn more
And she'll be safe. It's very simple, and don't think you can win me over with such disgusting expressions of hippyness.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# What about metallers on less than 15K pa?
Not me, you understand.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# They'd better be pretty damn metal.
Or it's axing time.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# They're my two best mates.
So obviously.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# How metal are they?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Lots.
Lots and lots.

We quote the Pantera DVD at each other, for example. Fuck me, that's sad.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# eh? the serial number?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# PANTERA ICHIBAN, PANTERA NUMBA WAAAAN
Not only do we quote the DVD, we quote the Japanese people on it.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Eddie Izzard has fashion on the nail "Boring, cool, cool, cool and groovy, cool and groovy COOL AND GROOVY looking like a dickhead."

CF my QOTW answer about quoting New Model Army.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I sit happily inbetween cool and groovy
and looking like a dickhead.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# fuck, i genuinely earned a fraction of that last year
i often get my tax back, and no i'm not claiming anything, but i do have very low outgoings.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# that's no Middlesboroughan
Only one head

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Sillyness.
.
Odd-Fish 19th May 2008
Click for readable.


Oh. It appears to be my b3taday. That's six years well spent.


(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# PPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# B33333333333333333333333333333333333TAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
edit: in other news, my whole keyboard is covered in pollen from the forest next door and I have just noticed that the only keys without pollen on them are the letters a-z, numbers 0-9 and F5
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I think I heard a noise coming from the well
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Do you live on
Sesame Street?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# No
Peanut Avenue
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# can i eat them?
MIGHT HAVE antihistimine properties
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I just lolled.
:D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# happy b3taday matey!
:D

great work!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# happy b3taday
arf
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Happy b3tatday
old git ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Whut?

Edit:
skitched-20080410-000926.jpg
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# many happy r3turns
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I welcome our garlic-hating overlords.
Woo and happy b3taday!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# congrats
also: pfffft
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ooof ! pass me the frying pan
nicely done, and happy b3ta day
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# happy today day
also, hahahahaha
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# woo!
and happy b3taday!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Cor!
That's ace! Happy B3taday!


(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# triple-layer-tastic !
happy b3taday nobby (:
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I love it
and I love it hard. Soup Herb.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Well spent indeed!
*doffs hat*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] no eyebrows
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# He still manages to look like an utter smug prick
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahah this
"I'm better than all of you even with one eye"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# POKE POKE POKEY POKEY POKEY!!!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Yay for cyclopseseses!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Blimey
That perked me up no end.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Would.
Monocularly.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# cyclopesses?
*avoids Greek etymology pedantry*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Cyclopi?
Cycleep?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Cyclopes
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# What?
For both plural and singular?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# yes/no
but don't let 'em hear you
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Who's she married to?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# She used to be married to Tom Cruise
because, as a Scientologist, he liked the idea of being married to an alien. Ultimately the fact that she was taller than him, stronger than him, smarter than him, and only had one eye freaked him out a bit.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Is it Tuesday allready?

no eyebrows no eyebrow
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Has nobody welcomed the new person yet?
Welcome new person.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# no
but i did yay them
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# She is fit
for a line drawing.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# That's lovely.
She, however, turned into a right psycho when I shagged her sister.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# but that was only after you said this is how your sister likes it
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# yes
I like this
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# That's nice !
Woo !
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Does she know?
Or are you going to chloroform suprise her?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Yum!
Do Chicken Pie lady!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# steak pie lady was better
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# she was tho
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# bloody lovely!
She should see a doctor about that gash in her arm though :P
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
#
a doctor me
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Inspector Gash of the yard at your service
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# And this is Contstable Itches.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I need a hug Mister.
:-(
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Oh noes!!
*hugs* wassup lil' laydee?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ah, my client wants me to work miracles.
Stupid, stupid woman. Grr.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# You should tell her you're busy working on the loaves and fishes deal
and you'll get back to her when you have a slot ;) x

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Basically, I've got to find something on my system that isn't there.
She has it, but she's decided it's easier for me to find on my system than her to find on hers. You know, the one where it actually is.

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Is this the same lady from your past coupla etchings?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# It isn't, actually.
The first one was vaguely Michelle Ryan and the second one was just from my mind.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I don't know Michelle Ryan,
but myself and the girl from your mind have been having an on again off again relationship for a couple of years now.
I just didn't recognise her because she doesn't have a face.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Very very nice.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# wh is this, you have rendered her eyes brgulingly well, i therfore would like to hide in her bin and surprise sex her face when she's out dropping the trash.
thank you.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# you dropped this.
*hands over ability to spell*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Girls like that don't take out the trash
They get other people to do it
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# eet ees nice :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# fabstuff!
woo :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# That's what you call a Personal Injury


'Noon all ! :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# SPANG
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Oucheh !
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# noon rabbitz :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# 'Lo Prods !
:)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Munster in my pocket?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Ian Dury
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Cheers hon
it is a bit tenuous ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I'm pretty sure its Hermann Munster
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ooeer !
he is rather isn't he ?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Gah!
That pun's terrible!

The pic, however, is great.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Je t'adore, c'est fantastique!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Bonjour M. Dixon où vos testicules ont disparu ?
Merci :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ooohhh... spanging time, heheheheh!
and in other news, I just lost 5 minutes of my life due to a crappy fire drill, now I want those minutes back!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# What is it good for?

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# haha :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
EDIT: Colour swapping is weird

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# bloody commies
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I'd Rather not
if it's all the same.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nice.
In other news, I walked past a car yesterday with a numberplate that contained "PWN" on it.

This amused me.

Should I be shot?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# What car was it?
i.e. is there any chance of it pwning anything?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Oh I dunno. A blue one.
Football and cars - I'm rubbish at both. I far prefer fighting and sex. Preferrably at the same time.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Donkey punch FTW!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Was it this one?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# fighting and sex?
What an excellent person.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I really thought that said 'prison'
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hmmm
my mate was telling us about this freaky bird he met who enjoyed roughness, went into a lot of detail. Now we call him C P
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# And was he seepy?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# very
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# i've seen one with that too
it also amused me
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# The eyes...
...I love the eyes. *Clicks* then hides under bed
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
fuck me up the wrong'un!!!


thats bloody woo...love the glasses
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# GMoS joins the army!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Fly away Dumbo!
That man has unfeasibly large ears!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Mr Bronson?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noons all
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Shopped only please...

Woo
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# IS that sexual in some way
...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I don't know if it's meant to be
but it's every so slighly turning me on.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Very. Phwoar!!!!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You dropped this...

I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# :D
Bastard!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# 8-}
No Problem - Any Time!
I also haz your flies
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ahhhh!
They are ganging up on me!





(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# :D
You'll need one of these hats to keep them under control...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That hasn't helped...
Although it has added another one?





(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Bruce Forsyth in a Leotard
*shudder*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# SPUTOOOM
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Really lovely.
I love your stuff.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ta! :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# for some reason i saw this and thought 'JIZZ CANON LOL',
but that doesn't mean I like it any less than I shold. It's ace. :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# hehe
you'll be wanting this pic if you're after spunklings.
kallus.deviantart.com/art/SPORMS-76217612
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D

RELEASE THEEEEEE SPOOOOOORES!!!!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# That's proper lovely!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# there is so much woo in that pic!
Excellent stuff!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# this all good again
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# yay !
lovley stuff
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Morna Leeza
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# woo..I also like the added ufo :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# No no no, you have it all wrong
Leonardo, HE was the alien.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Who, toastface?
Edit: No, Leonardo Da Vinci. Shut up, Wow.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# What with the, what now?
Points at the gibbering lady...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Toastface. Di Caprio.
Leonard the Goat.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Mona Lisa was a scientologist?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Squints....-_-
Is that Europe? (the rest all snaps into place)
Oh very good squire

Edit: That pissed my mind a tiny bit...As I have been illustrating a map of Europe for about 5 hours now, and for moment thought that I was seeing it everywhere now!!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# subtle
*likes*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Took me two minutes.
Nice :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Is that resting on a black version of the 3D Fannypad featured earlier today?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Missed that for a moment
It was very subtle - nice!

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Very good.
Lovely lovely fags.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Cigarettes are brilliant.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# We don't need no fancy marketing!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Fuck the booze, just give me the ciggies...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Yeah
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# oh dear
hahaha
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# oh ha ha ha, dear
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# D'oh aha! Ear
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# doe a deer, a ha ha ha ear
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Ray, and drop your golden bum ...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Wee, some fame to maul my health
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
took me a sec :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Oh God ...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ahahaha!
nice one :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

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