What I've heard of his has been nondescript in the extreme. Three chord pseudopoetry for people who haven't heard what proper meaningful guitar based music sounds like.
Could be wrong. Don't think I am though.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53,
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he sucks massive shitty bollocks
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57,
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:D haha
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:03,
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i quite like his music, it's not quite as astounding as everyone makes out, but i think he definitely has some degree of genuine talent.
(fuckchutneyis wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04,
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I think
Attempted Jam/Clash Emulation is a better term for doherty and his terribly original wankstain contemporaries.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:17,
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You've probably listened to more than I have.
I've sort of tried to avoid it ever since I heard what I did.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:18,
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what a great way to judge them.
completely ignore their musical capabilities and focus on the shit stirred up by the media, truly an impartial and well-informed statement. well done.
(fuckchutneyis wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:53,
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haha
thanks
does the fact that some people think they have some 'talent' redeem their godawful behaviour?
drugs are bad. it's just a damn shame that their drug abuse sells more pspers then their musical ability, which to me is far more important. if people weren't interested in slagging off people when they fail, then maybe it would be a different story. Yous see my point?
(fuckchutneyis wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:00,
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indeed
there's no delight on my part seeing people spiral into that sort of situation - I don't gawp at the tabloids
although I can guess if you're a fan then it's different cos you're eventually going to miss out all the enjoyment you would have got had she not fried her mind with all this shit
the winehouse voice has grown on me, i rather like her
dockerty can just fuck off, the talentless little shit waste of oxygen spotty faced arsewipe.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54,
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well no, she was fucking awesome when it was just the booze,
she released her latest album, stocked up on skag and seem,s to have gone completely fucking barking. to be honest i think it's just too late now, she's fried her brain, even if she does ever give em up, she just won't be the same.... fucking sad, it really is...
(fuckchutneyis wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:52,
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I dont think Doherty's got any talent...
But at any rate, the people that go out of their way to buy the paper with a pete or amy story, probably dont give a shit about their music.
If their fucked up lifestyles wern't so integral to their careers these two might be able to get some help...
I feel sorry for the stupid bastards, and I hate the fuckers that get a kick out of reading about their sorry self induced spiral of destruction.
*ranting alot today... probably because hung over..*
as far as I'm concerned it's a bit of a case of 'fuck you parents'. *is not a psycho/chia/analyst*
She needs to grow the fuck up. The hell some kids go through, and she has life handed to her on a plate and STILL insists on pissing it up the wall.
Makes me sick.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15,
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Oh yeah
Completly agree, shes fucked it all up
But people make mistakes, thats what they do, she needs help, as do all drug addicts.
But instead what weve got is a situation where the majority of drug addicts, who are all ready in hell, get punished further, get pushed deeper into self destruction.
And this situation where alot of people are making alot of money out of some one killing them selves slowly.. all the time the general public gawping at it..
Actually, money is *exactly* what they will need if they want to clean themselves up
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:09,
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Yeah thats true
Its sick really, on the one hand people end up in this kind of thing, and are seen as evil by society, and locked up which makes it worse. On the other if your famous enough, you get sympathy etc. and you can afford the expensive clinics to get you off.
Can't spend time thinking about that now though - I'm working on a plan whereby committed life-criminals are offered the chance to commit suicide before starting their jail sentence.
Just need some people to sign up for it and I'll be all set.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:21,
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I thought she looked a bit like Janet Jackson too...
So I have developed a theory that janet jackson is the left over remants of Tyras cloning experiments.
(KaplaaahWasting time on the net since 1994.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39,
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On another note.
I tried to create Suri Cruise Holmes whatever by morphing the two "parents" together - but couldnt do it. So cheated and got morphthing.com to do it for me - but I didnt think that deserved its own thread.
(KaplaaahWasting time on the net since 1994.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42,
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Elton Tom ?
(Pax PsychosisIt's not rape if you shout surprise !,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15,
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(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:25,
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:( awww Beatrice looks lovely
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:27,
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I think she's a proper little belter, as my Granddad would say.
Good looking kid.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:28,
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Bless her
she's only a wee one, she's still changing shape. And regardless, the girl's never looked anything other than bonny and healthy to me.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:27,
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i actually agree
so i'm being a bit nasty really, just saw the headline and off i went, apologies to all concerned.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30,
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Oh I know, love.
You're a nice chap, and not a 17 year old one either so you know the value of women who are women.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:31,
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not good enough.
you have enraged me.
when you can fit into a size 10, then you can be nasty. until then... erm... be nice you horrid man.
That is all.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38,
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Hah, I reckon we could get GTSQ in a pair of size 10s easily.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39,
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size 10 easy
although i just tried on my funeral and wedding suit and it would appear in the 2 years since i last wore it i've gained an inch and a half, 31 and a 1/2 inch waist, i'll have to cut my sugar intake down. i'm in fear of the seams going so maybe i won't be going my customary commando for tomorrows funeral.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45,
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I was about to say if you needed it AFTER the meet
bring it with and I'll take it out a bit for you.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:46,
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ta, but i'm fairly handy with a sewing machine
years in menswear helped a bit, i really can't be arsed to do it today, i'm gunna risk it i need more danger in my life.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:51,
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christ
you have a small waist.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:47,
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That's what I was thinking..
I couldn't fit into a 31" pair of trousers even after 3000 years of mummification
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:48,
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Is this 31 waist or 31 hip?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:50,
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hip
I could give birth to a shetland pony, me
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:52,
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Christ.
I did my vital statistics yesterday, no way could I fit into a 31 hip. Not even CLOSE.
A 31 waist I should be able to manage in a month or two though.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:54,
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wow, you dainty thing you!
That's some going :D
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:57,
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Hah, I'm not there yet.
Plus my hips are bigger than that, by far.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04,
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i have always been a skinny little bleeder
it's only since i hit 40 and found b3ta that i've gained any weight, too much time sitting on my arse doing this rather than actually moving about. the usual comment i get from friends is it's about bloody time we couldn't count your ribs. oddly it's still taking some getting used to and i'm not sure if i'm happy about it but i'm not about to go on no stupid health kick diet gymn thing.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:04,
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size 10? overweight?
behave yourself.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:28,
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this
I reckon those magazines are worse for women's self-image than mysogyny.
(chenobblerocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:32,
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Yeah
They should stop reading them and get back in the kitchen where they belong.
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:36,
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Happy b3taday!
(Hamster Trippin'aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38,
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That's what you get for letting us learn to read.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38,
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happy b3taday :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39,
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Bappy Hirthday NN
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:41,
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pffft
At least such attitudes can be dismissed as coming from thoughtless men.
(chenobblerocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45,
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Nowt wrong with a curvy lass.
I would. (Not either of the girls in your pic tho.)
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:29,
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Exactly.
The uk average is a size 16, which is my size (well, I'm a 14/16 now, but near as damnit) and I don't consider myself overweight, not any more.
There's nothing bloody wrong with her.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30,
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I like a girl I can squeeze without fear of breaking.
But I wouldn't want one I can't fit my arms round. From your pic I'd say you were a lovely size and also have nothing to worry about.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:36,
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Oh I'm honestly not fishing
I'm getting steadily more happy with myself, due to the remostrations of others (two in particular) every time I doubt myself, which is nice.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38,
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I didn't assume you were,
I just tells it like it is.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39,
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I'd like to squeeze the Captain
(Mr Gearthe gay-maker,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38,
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As would I.
Some parts more than others. ;)
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40,
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GET OFF MY EYES
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:40,
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*makes a grab for the ear lobes
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:42,
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*screams like a small monkey*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43,
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*swings gaily
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:44,
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But that's the quickest way to the brains!
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:43,
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! dluoW - Wouldn't !
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:30,
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she's relatively inoffensive
but that bloody Peter Phillips - his fiancee giving up being a Catholic so he can retain his place in line to the throne
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34,
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i like big butts
and i cannot lie you other brothers try to deny but when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face i get sprung!
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:39,
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i don't think there's much wrong with her
apart from her mother inflicting us with budgie the cunting helicoptor.
i think that cunting woman in the mail who said she should cover up aught to post pictures of her in a bikini, if she'd hotter then bea i'll let her have her comment, if she'd not then i'll drill her knee caps.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:34,
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How is it news though?
For example, today, one of the leaders of FARC, the Marxist Rebels in Columbia gave her self up. Last night ETA bombed a posh residential area.. Have you seen that on the news? will you read about any of that in the papers? No youll get Richard Littlejohn calling for the chemical sterilisation of assylum seekers and one of those sickening "and finaly" moments on ITV news...
Oh. It appears to be my b3taday. That's six years well spent.
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:13,
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14,
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PPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14,
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B33333333333333333333333333333333333TAAAAAAAAAAAA
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14,
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
edit: in other news, my whole keyboard is covered in pollen from the forest next door and I have just noticed that the only keys without pollen on them are the letters a-z, numbers 0-9 and F5
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:14,
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(HalibutIf you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:17,
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She used to be married to Tom Cruise
because, as a Scientologist, he liked the idea of being married to an alien. Ultimately the fact that she was taller than him, stronger than him, smarter than him, and only had one eye freaked him out a bit.
but myself and the girl from your mind have been having an on again off again relationship for a couple of years now. I just didn't recognise her because she doesn't have a face.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:16,
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Very very nice.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:08,
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wh is this, you have rendered her eyes brgulingly well, i therfore would like to hide in her bin and surprise sex her face when she's out dropping the trash.
thank you.
(fuckchutneyis wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:11,
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you dropped this.
*hands over ability to spell*
(fuckchutneyis wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12,
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Girls like that don't take out the trash
They get other people to do it
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12,
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eet ees nice :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:12,
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fabstuff!
woo :)
(Kallusspeaks for the Spores,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:22,
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(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:27,
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Squints....-_-
Is that Europe? (the rest all snaps into place) Oh very good squire
Edit: That pissed my mind a tiny bit...As I have been illustrating a map of Europe for about 5 hours now, and for moment thought that I was seeing it everywhere now!!
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:27,
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subtle
*likes*
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:28,
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nicely :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:29,
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