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try my variety

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mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

finally somewhere to stick my bone in.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

greasy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

i'll show you my gravy

you can stick it on your cobbete

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mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

*licks fingers*

good.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

oh, that was in the original image

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

i want to taste your zinger

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

phwoar

spray me with the juice off your beans

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

mmmmm

taste those southern spices ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

so it's BLAAAAAAAAARRB!-night from me and it's BLAAAAAAAAARRBB!-night from him.

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!-night!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

Yay! to BLAAAAAAAAARRB! Monday!

Noon all (not been around much lately)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

this is insanely amusing

and I think I'll go to beddie byes now. I have an exam tomorrow :'(

laters...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

good luck!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

I hope I don't need luck...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

For the exam, presumably

not for going to bed

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

hahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hahaha, you buffoon!

I'm giggling at my desk now.

Does anyone know how I can get this as my background on my desktop? I know how to get the picture, but it won't animate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

I don't think you can have animated wallpaper . . .

I'll e-mail the still gif frames and you can change them RILLY quickly . . .
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

:D hehehe! See my previous subject heading...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Yeah you can!

Well I can anyway. Windows XP.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

Coo!

so you can
Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

dunno

how's the busy day?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

gittish. I'm on lunch for another 7 minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

bangin'

can't beat lunch

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

Beefy sandwich.

It was lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

noms

i've got yesterday's tomato and marscapone pasta with chicken and stuff nom nom nom nom

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

Oh shit, that sounds ace.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

for shizzl my fazzle.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

Running XP?

Display Properties
Desktop
Customise Desktop
Web
New
Select the image location
OK, OK

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

That's ace.

Thank you...

Any ideas why it's right over on the right?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

Click on the image

A bar should appear so you can relocate it.
You can lock its position in the Web settings. If you do, the bar will no longer appear until you unlock it.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Cheers love, I'll try that in a bit.

Right you 'orrible lot, I must bid you adieu.

Later, potaters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

I just tried it

and mine is too . . .
I have no idea

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Well that... kind of works...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

there's stuff on google about it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

^this applies to most things

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

ja but me saying

first format your shitty xp build and install ubuntu/kubnuntu and then install some memory wasting desktop management software isn't going to be too useful...

In fact after I googled it I found a fairly straight forwarding solution for vista so I couldn't be arsed posting the link...and second I've no way to test it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

heh

can't wait for wine to get a bit better and switch on over to luvleh ubuntu. I set it up on my mum's pc, and it still works, no mess, no fuss, no virus' etc etc.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

waste no time my friend!

wine has improved out of sight.

I'm running gutsy and wine is fairly stable and has only failed to run one thing for me so far, which was a game, which required some, uh, customisation (hacking)...

The biggest criticism of it know is it the windows look shitty.

One criticism of the linux would be the office suite, which I don't use anyway... :P

Right definitely bedtime...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

Yeah, because of COURSE I can change my OS at work.

Silly Australian. That's the upside-down getting to you again.

*skips away*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

pft

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

hahahahha!

I love these!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

This is starting to make my Monday better

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

lol

smashing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

yes!

probably the best one :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

heheheh

they remind me of the witch from chorlton and the wheelies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

who?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hahaha!!!

NSFW?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

crikes

that must have taken too long !

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

not as long as . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

you've now given me a new head song

to replace mr. blue sky, which i've only just got out of there!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

oh, you marvellous man!

monday is no longer shit!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

^ FACT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Blaaaaaaaaah hahaha!

*blaaarbs*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

no, it's BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

it's BLAAAAAAAAARRB! you're doing it wrong

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

I started doing a "BLAAAAAAAAARRB!"

but laughed in the middle.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8446850
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8446858

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

haha yesyesyesyesyes!

this is the best blaaaarb so far!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

hahaha I liekes!

and a lovely sauce too...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaawwwww!

cuuuuuuute!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

Hahaha

that's excellent :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)

my word

that is very very special!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)

one for those who keep an eye on political stuff

the rest of you - as you were :-)

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

hah

crooked fuckers

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

^this!

op: lovely bit o' topical shopperage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Bloody Nanny state . . .

C]:0D Woo!
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

i'd not read that

buti'm glad i did.

thank you mr BBD.

bloody polititions, makes me want to dress up as a superhero and go and stand on their roofs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

The bloody ones are the best ones though...

It's those horrible dry ones that bother me...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahahahaetcetc

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

*plays joker*

and well done on the old school phone number.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

i think we're the only people here

that are old enough to understand...

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

posh paws ...

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)

u het Engels, nr grappig bent?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

ABout as good as its gonna get from me today

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

god i need more sleep*

ive been reading that as "cartoon"

and therefore didnt get it

*_{only woke up an hour ago}

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooo!

not teh cheezeburger!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

hahahahah!

that sure as hell produced an office lol, dammit!
the cheezeburger line did it :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

It's all true

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

o rly o rly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

bollocks there isnt a paperclip in shea butter

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

pfff!

this is both silly and informative :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

stigtomta?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

hehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

Turbo nutter

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

Hahaha

I just read about that.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

windows is shit. Full stop.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

why does this make windows shit?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

it doesn't

windows makes itself shit by:
poor security
poor stability
poor memory allocation and use
etc.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

Good God

You sound like a Twat I know in another forum

(lordy lordy, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

Billy Twat?

I know him!

edit: and, yes, windows is shit for the above reasons

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

Fuck, that's almost fast enough to run Crysis properly!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

nice graphics,

but way overhyped...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

Eeek!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

Which one?

If you HAD to?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

*cowers*

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Carlossus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

it's an improvement

and Cherrie looks perfectly doable here...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!

Cherie Blair is crapping scary!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

what have you changed?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Fucking great

and bizarely less terrifying than she normally looks

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

You can't make that bitch

look any more terrifying than she does in real life.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

hahaha! - nicely

but photoshopped pic only :-)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

In cinemas soon...

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Ninj, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Roasted Pea

Shirley?

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Joliet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

maybe he forgot

like further down! :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Arf

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Classy!

'ning ninj!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Cheers Barb...

you alreet?

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Ninj, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Yeah pretty good at the mo.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

cheeky Ninj...

as the name implies I suppose...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

repost?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

No honest...

I've just dunned it.

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Ninj, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

Wot Prodg sed

Edit: Then I've seen something exactly the same a few months ago on B3ta.

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Joliet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

hehehehe!

thought that was a good movie, with the exception of Sean Bean's crappy accent

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

He just had to see for himself....

It put him right off his nuts

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

poor wirrel

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

its not an instrustional video kevin, you twat!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

aaaw bless :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

*peanut bokes*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Noooooooooo

Kevin DOES NOT WANT

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I had to explain 2girls to Lady S last night

cos they mentioned it in Family Guy.

She was not best pleased that I'd watched it.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I'm not best pleased that I watched it

but at least I've never watched "Shit Eating School" or whatever that ones called that people talk of......

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

See, now ive got to google it, you bastard.

You utter bastard.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

SWAP.AVI

do not ever watch it. ever.

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Thats the one

Theres a nice story of its creation somewhere...

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

probably on

somethingawful...?

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

how the hell have you been on the internet over the last 4 months

and missed it? amazin.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Hahahaha

Oh yeah that's awesome :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Ha ha ha

I don't think Lady Doom has dared question why I know about things like Goatse / tubgirl / eelgirl / 2 girls 1 cup / Mr Hands / Hai2U / lemonparty...

it's just 'the internet' to her.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

I googled 'tubgirl' by accident in my ignorance

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha

Another mind is lost

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

It's the eels that bother me...

They're wriggling to escape...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

hai2u is one of the tamest

and possibly accidental. And potentially repeatable by accent everywhere...

edit: just looked at lemon party, what's shocking about that?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

Lady Doom has not seen it though, so dreads...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

A lot of people watch family guy - there's no shame in that...

'ning Joe!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Hey Barbs!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

i've only seen the first 5 seconds

that was enough to scar me mentally for life.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

hehehe

i saw that as well and chuckled.

luckly mrs thor doesn't watch family guy so i din't have to explain anything.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

hahaha! Poor little guy! (he loves it, really!)

*click!*

tj: anyone else having serious pollen issues today? Just popped out to grab some lunch and my eyes have gone crazy etc etc

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

i'm having serious hot chicks wearing not a lot issues, i just popped out and my my nuts were going crazy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

DAAAMMMMMNNNN YYYYYOOOOUUUUU!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

I'm having serious

Fat Chicks not wearing a lot issues !
I went out to buy food and my eyes started to bleed.
Fuck me there are some right Munters in Coventry !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

Yeah dude

bad week for pollen

sneezing like a bitch. and what's worse is i trimmed my nostrill with my new buzzer on saturday and now i get internal stubble rash when i blow my nose

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

hahaaaa

that is so good :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

click for a huge! nsfw rendition

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XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

Hard as Nail...

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Ninj, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Why Aye!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahahahahahahah

class.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

Alreeeet sir

How are thee. I hope things are looking ok wiv da job?

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Ninj, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Woo!

Quickie for the 'shop experts:

I've got a black and white line drawing that i want to put over a coloured background. I've tried using opacity but that makes both the black and the colours wishy-washy.
There must be a clever way to make only the black visible, shirley?
Any help appreciated.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

I dunno about photoshop

but in fireworks you can use a "blend mode" of darken...?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

hmm - b3ta removed my edited post as i put '-' followed by '>'

right click the layer and blending options - darken will do what you want...

/edit As Barbarossa said above... ;)

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Thanks Yaffie and Barbie.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Select color range

Donnie actually covered this before disappearing into a vanishing point. Scroll right to 2:17

(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

hooray for northern dialect based martial arts!

Ecky Thumps

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Self Portrait in MS Paint

For musiclols

(__, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

what were you banned from?

nice hat...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Tis my album title

(__, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

album?

impressive.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Have a reviews:

Both a musical genius, and artistic God, Friz swoops into our ears and eyes.
OH GOD! AARGH!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!

Apparently his genius can't fit into our minds.
What a shame.
I like garlic bread.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

Excellent review, mister. Do you have a website I can link to?

(__, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

I do

www.sambennallick.co.uk/

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

very nice, did you steal your tie from a schoolchild?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

Or Wee Jimmy Krankie?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Fritzl?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

'noon

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

muff much?

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King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahahaa

well pants - but no muff!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

the glasses give it a manly face

yet the body clearly gives it a womans nawties.

either way it's graping my squildo.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

well they say that

chicks with dicks are the best **

**actually only i say that

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

best of both worlds.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

not only that

its a great episode of star trek! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

You are

guaranteed anal.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

this is true!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

glass half-full kind of fellow eh?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

ok who wants a NSFW video?

www.whipcrack.org/

Seriously not my cup of tea, probably not your bosses/grannies/wifey's either

NSFW

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

i shall not be clicking as i am at work.

can you give me a brief overview of the synopsis and narrative form.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

a humal male, lying on bed, has penetrated the anus of what is typically termed a "she male"

which also is sexually aroused. And it's willy flaps up and down violently with every thrust.

It's quite amusing. Not as shocking as goaste in my book, but I am pretty hardy when it comes to shocksites.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

cor!

:)

edit : actually thats very cool! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

meatspin

(

Carlossus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

PHWOOOOOOR!!!

*fwaps*

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

I find this insanely desirable

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

woo

the original is better :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

I can imagine

but I also guess the pages of the magazine are stuck together by now...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

pffft

nope but my screen has been cleaner! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

well I try to avoid getting a mess on my laptop screen

considering quite a few other people see it day to day...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

hehehee

crt FTW :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

my mate thought he found a ball hair on my laptop keyboard one say

fortunately I could blame my long beard, because it wouldn't have surprised me if he was right...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

hahahaha

this is why i have facial hair too! :D plus the ladies love it! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

not in my case, why do you think I'm wanking to your picture?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

hahahahaha

see this is why i want to make porn :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Gok Wan ?

I didn't know he's a tranny !

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahahah

i wouldnt be surprised :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

noon and woo!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

noon sir!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

gusset!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuset!!

of doom! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

'scuse me !

Don't go taking my name in vain.
*Undooms*
Actually, sod it !
*Dooms*

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

to quote a great comic

DOOMCOCK!!!!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Allow me..

*dooms further*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

What a splendid

bit of Dooming !

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Thank you very much...

what a splendid, and indeed mighty gusset!

err...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yes ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

great,

i've already got the fucking raging horn and now you show me gusset. FFS i will burst.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

mwhahahaha

what do you think toilet breaks are for!! i didnt smoke so i had a fwap every hour :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

what, and come back all pink and flustered?

i think not.

*controls self

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

i must be doing something wrong!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

I already have

*fetches mop*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ack !

I read that as 'feltches mop'!

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

It's not

me.
If it was, you really would burst !

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

Woo!

Beautifully done, sir :]

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

thank ya sir!

What happens in 7days??

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Oh I forgot to update that.

It's 6 days, now.

It's my birthday on sunday :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

woo

happy birthday for Sunday :D it was mine just the other day (well in January :D )

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Happy birthday for just the other day well in January.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

urgh, looks like curis

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT MY INTERNETS TO SHOW

this isn't really art either, it's pretty crass.

Lacks any sort of sensitivity to what it's documenting.

Basically it's just like watching porn through a etched glass window.

So fuck this shit.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

sit on the fence why dontcha!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

I can say what the fuck I want he can't see me

no sensitivity to the subject, it lacks any composition really, choice of colours makes me think council house and activity makes me feel unwell.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

hehe

fairymuffs.

Cook us some GoS art pr0nz up then!

:D

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

I'm not inspired at the moment, so I won't.

I'll just piss and whinge about other people's shite.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

bangin

and why not.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

because it makes me an intolerable cock who gets evils in a pub function room for putting a babies head on the body of a page three model

what amused me most about that was the real life shocked "Chris Morris-esque" reactions

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

were people upset by that?

I only saw the one with the old lady, might have it on my phone :D

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

you have cctv in mrs trellis's house?

*awaits severe beating*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

looks around

slides DVD under table - this is the good stuff ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

you can't see this

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

he is retarded to you

(

mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'm a cock, it's not like his ignore isn't justified.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Too subtle?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

HAH!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

look at him!

the big fucking sulker,wahhh big baby gonna go all green and cry wahhhhh!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahahah

That was me a couple of weeks ago on the board.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

awww

gives hug! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

shouldn't you be replying to this thread?

www.b3ta.com/board/8446564

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

It may have been a nickname for John McEnroe before that...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahhaha! Marvelous stuff!

I'll be very suprised if this isn't FP'd

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

don't be daft!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

OK:

this better not get FP'd

:D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

i really want to see the new hulk film

looks ace!! as is this pic! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

My best one I think

Edited to be hopefully smaller

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

nicely done!

~~but it is a bit HUGE... optimising it might be a good idea~~
That's a bit better

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

Yes... Um...

Apologies for size

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

don't apologise, optimise.......

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

nice peom

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

that is cocking enormous

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

That took a while to load?

What did you make it in?

(

WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

'Twas a quick Photoshop.
Yes, I'll make it smaller then...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

save for web

(

WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

this coming from someone who posted a 4 meg image on here

(

WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

.gnidir esroH

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

HIS LEGS ARE ALL WRONG!!!

Fear the backward legged jockey man, HARK! I hear the clatter of hoves just round this bushy corner

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

His legs are fine.

Everything else is wrong.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

As I suspected

The backward legged Jockey man fears us!!!
Edit: I forgot my woo, how rude.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

hahaha!

that is just confusing the feck out of me :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

I bet the horse was a bit puzzled as well

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Backwards ftw!

Warning. May mess brain up!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

silly jockey!! you're not going to win a race like that!

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Hahaha

Fantastic

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Seemed better in my head...

(

Ninj, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

Arf!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

He he

In the best traditions of Wesley "Snipes"...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

tee hee

mes likes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

i still love this

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

hahahaha

that made me chuckle.

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

PARP!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

have you been aquainted with this particular spanging pan?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Is it just me...

Or is Jimmy page looking more and more like a little old chinese lady with every passing day?

(

jon_tanner, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

~~a little old chinese lady~~ Les Dawson

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

maybe a little old

chinese res drawsen?

(

jon_tanner, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

WHAT DO SAY

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

lacists

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

pffffft

freaky, and a bit, yeah.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

Well, he does come from the land of the ice and snow

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

looks like

jimmy page was sucking on mega-sour sweets

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

Sour sweets?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

tee hee!

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

Heavens!

He must have got a REALLY sour one!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

hes scary

but i like him

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

yay for sherbert lemons!

i bought a pack of those for the first time in years the other day, got em with me here :D with a bag of grapes, some pineapple and a subway... mmm lunch

(That Random Guy, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

hades legionnaire

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Noice! *likes demons*

Though I have to wonder why a demon needs a gun. That's like giving a gun to a utahraptor.

EDIT: Also, you are a cracking n00b. *hugs and awards gold star*

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

he's been b3tan into shape nicely :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

i think the real life gun

gives it a nice twist

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Oh aye, that it does.

I like non-traditional images of demons; I'm not keen on the ones that are basically strippers with bat wings.

In the Devil May Cry games you fight demons who've only encountered swordfighters and they don't know how to defend themselves against modern firearms. I like the idea that the demons have caught on and are adapting.

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

Top stuff

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

she/he will wank your krank

(

mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

Right, that's it!

*barfs*

(

Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahahahahaha

tealol

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

To quote Viz

"I had a dream last night that I was shagging Jimmy Krankie, now I can't decide whether I'm gay, straight or a peadophile."

(

Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

hahaha

can't beat complex nocturnal visions, or viz

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

So...the punters who would call that

are they kiddie fiddlers? Granny Chasers? Midget Munchers?

Edit - Ah Weetobix, Viz got there first.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

What ho drac!

How's your good self?

(

Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Very well thank you

a bit sleep deprived as I i'm awake at 5am each morning because of the sun.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

you get up at 5am to read the Sun?

I didn't think there was that much in it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Only time he can get away with looking at the tits without disturbing the other half

(

Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Nah.

Like Simon & Garfunkle, I get all the news I need from the weather report

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

that is one of the most unpleasant mental images of all time...

uuuugggghhhhhhh......

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

Excuse me while I boke uncontrollably.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

I'll fall off your beanstalk

and end up in hospital

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

hahahaha

you know there's a market for this somewhere..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

disturbing...

As seen in the Observer yesterday (for christs sake)

www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/1F00408B86CA3E76?artistid=963362&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=52

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

BEST OF FUCKING BRITISH!?!?!?

cunts............

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

fucking hell

if the best that British entertainment has to offer is Cannon & Ball and Jimmy Crankie, then we all need to shoot ourselves right now..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

Worse

krankies.moonfruit.com/#/photos/4515361522

Third photo from the left on the first set.

Wee Jimmy Krankie in a bikini. It's enough to make you want to rip your fucking eyes out.

(geordiedave is reliving the time Southgate missed that penalty, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

thats

almost midget porn

(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

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