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# grunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ooooh
creepy shivers.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i really like your thingummys. they's lovely.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# That's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Rat a tat tat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# most excellent again!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# gong


previously:
one two three four
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Fucking rakes.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# they are cunts arent they
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :D:D
YES! More of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# The cake is a LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# This is a wonderful thing full of joy and confusion
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Good thing . . .
it wasn't red or pickled . . . that poor herring . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# freaky
mes likey
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hehe
your stuff is great, but I must admit the non rhyming ones certainly added to the randomness
(Plog, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I like this.
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Edward Gorey on acid.
I love these. I don't know why they remind me of him.

Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ooh ive never heard of him
but google shows me magic pictures and now i am a fan
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Red, red, red and red


Click for bigger (126KB)
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Oh that's it! Post something amazing after my scribble.
YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# But I prefer yours....
... I wish I could scribble/sketch

(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Well, I prefer yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# well neither of you are a patch on Dr Dyslexia.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# 100% truth. DYSLEXIA IS A TALENTED, SEXY LADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# well i like the world with both of them in it
so nuuuh.

Jimis you have the WOO

Ttssattsr can have the YAY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'd do yours
but I'd do his too
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i think they're both shit
;)
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Shut up, Milktoboy.
How far is that milestone then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# if it doesn't have copper pubes
I'm actually going to defenestrate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# oh, it will
it will be a musical extravaganza of light, joy and pasty flesh
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *quivers with anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# there must be some injustice!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hoorah!
haven't seen you about much
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# .
IT Nazi's put a block on B3TA.... found a new Proxy today.... WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# huzzah
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# WOO!
splendid layering.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# oh lordy, that's looking mighty excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I've never really thought of exploiting transparency when using vectors
works rather well
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I was surprised myself...
...it was an experiment with the hair that I thought I would try out on the whole face.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'm thinking this could be a very good technique for inking hair
but I'm not sure how
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# very effective. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Quite the coiffure !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# cor!
would
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hello! What have we all got planned for today? I'm going to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# manley?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *hides behind a cushion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# how big are your cushions?!
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Smaller than you remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :(
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *flaunts cushions*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *flubbles*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmugatuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!11!111
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# mictoboooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!11
*manhugs*

Hows tings?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Nooooo it's awesomest of awesomes.
Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That's absolutely wonderful.
You talented wizzum *hug*

I am being picked up by my best mate at five, and then who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# :) HELLO, WOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm just all sleepy. Other than that, pretty OK. Yourseeeeelf?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Busy, stressed, procrastinating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Let me send you a present.
*inserts himself in USB port*

IS IT SENDING YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I'm not sure, but there's some sort of one eyed fleshy thing
coming out of my headphone port.

Should I poke it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# He wants a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Awwww *hug*
Well that made matters worse, he's crying now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Maybe he needs a kiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Oh I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# YOU'RE NO FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# This
I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# w o w
that is super hot

talented fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I'm working on my literature review, going to Tescos and probably going swimming.
And I feel sorry for whoever had to stay in that pose while you drew them.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Is it because I'm so hot that you can't possibly fathom how they posed for so long without jumping on me?
YES. THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I'M WONDERING HOW THEY MANAGED NOT TO VOMIT BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU FOR SO LONG
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# YOU'RE A SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I plan to stare at this rather excellent pic for the rest of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :D I am now happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm going to get hard from sketches like this
Then I'm going to wank myself blind. Then I'm going to finish this work I'm meant to have done.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I like the brush effect on the blue
Is that photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Corel Paint Shop Pro :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# its nice
I might fiddle with potatoshop and try out some brush settings
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Yeah, do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I am playing football against a bunch of Moroccans
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# arsing about at work
i've just come back from buying a new pair of shoes, i'm eating a peacan danish, i need to make a phone call and then bide my time until 5.30.

also i can't work out in the pic, shorts or stockings?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# your events of today make me wonder if you're a spy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *bites down on cyanide capsule*
you'll never take me alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Both. The shorts stop high up, and the stockings start mid thigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# source?

*rages horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'll scan it in a mo. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# pecan pecan pecan *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# too late, all gone.
all i have now is a healthy apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# BLEURGH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# that is really great
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I forgot . . . what day is it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Octothurmass.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Whew . . . that was close . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# cor fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# VERY nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# She has a tight bum.
INTERNETS IS BACK, YAY :)


Ps you do lully drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# sorry for posting this nonsense

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Haha, no need to apologise.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# you can fax things to /board now?
cool new feature!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ZX81 Screenshot
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha ace
are you making your images on an amiga?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8450195
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *fears*
That's the story you tell your children at bedtime if you want them to stay up.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8450141
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh for shit sake YES YES YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I am going to be singing that for the rest of the afternoon!
>.<

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] God i'm bored and uninspired


noon tards :P
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Fantastic.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# This is brill
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahahah great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hellllloooooo there stranger!
Great picture as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# brilliant
looks fab
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# 'ow do
not seen you in a while. You been busy?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Yay
1. Noon Mr Bees. Nice to see you.
2. Woo to your pic. You've made him look better than he was in real life!
3. Yes I AM looking at your bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ^ all this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# 4. wanting to touch the lovely coloured hair
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yay
is it just me or have you not posted for a while. Lovin it.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# 'noon bee's
i find the sensual feel of stockings normaly gets my creative juices flowing.

top pic by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# If you're bored
Imagine being me and having new surf control that only lets me look at b3ta board for 5 minutes *without* any pictures either.

All I can see are people saying Woo and Fab Pic.

Fucking websense
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# can you not use one of the mirrors?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# no, vampire
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# bad vampire
in your bed
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
'noons!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Awesome as ever!
How do Mush?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# wooooo!
that is most awesomely excellently brillantly outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# noons
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay Mooooshy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# fantastic work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# 'lo chap
hows things? Your photo is giving me confused messages :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Acetastic
Not seen you around here much, although I have been playing amateur surgeon which is fantastic.

On a slightly un-b3ta related note, how much do you charge for commissions?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# He is an army mouse, woah-wooaah, he is an army.. mouse.


Click for bigger (41KB)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Is anyone else seeing the Fear?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# no, I'm taken
he's all yours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *moistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# wait, I think I might want a go of him too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Too slow, Chicken Merango.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it was only 4 minutes!
wht can you do in 4 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# What CAN'T I do in four minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# get to Heathrow on the no. 81
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I can if I paint 81 on this lovely Eurofighter.
WHOOOOSH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# damn you and your imaginative knowingthingsness
I'm going to lick the almond butter jar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# She has a name, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Is it too late for me to join in?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Did you bring a canoe and some mayonnaise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i've got a punt and some horseraddish
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Phwooooooar
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# But of course.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# All aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *paddles*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# RAPIDS!
holds on for dear life
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Get your hands off that.
Or at least be more gentle with it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yes.
*Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# yes
in camouflage gear, so it can sneak up on people.

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# He's an army mouse in New York?
Woo
edit: fear, etc
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I wish Sting had fucking fucked off to New York and fucking stayed there
preferably under a slab covered in sewage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Ah......
Teh Fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# aagaahhhhhgghhhhh TEHFEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# TEH FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# teh fear!?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# A franchise too far...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# arf!
does he herd the aliens?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oink...
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# yes
as they can be milked for their tangy lactose.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# proven to be the most efficent method for delivering a xenomorph
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Arf!
Never seen any of either of those films so there!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Alien is awesome
Babe can suck my balls.

But I think that in a match-up, Babe would probably go through on penalties.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Not my thing I dont think....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# another "hang on the fridge" drawing!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# this so needs a second frame showing end result
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I wouldn't hang it on the fridge
you might get exploding ostrich arse all over your yogurts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Not the Petits Filous!!!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# they'll be ok
you can get a little wire Petits Filous guard, sponsored by Fray Bentos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# cooked, plucked and gutted in one move!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# just like Ali Bastard's Kebab & E.coli Emporium, The Triangle, Bournemouth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# that's good eatin'!!


ohhh.... i don't feel so good..
*doubles over in agony*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# if you get your tits out there
you get free chips

unless you're a bloke, then you get the business end of a greasy cleaver
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# thats so unfair!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Some men like that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Dibs on the big parts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# This works well with your username

Is it a Mr. Bungle reference? Or did I ask you before?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Probably asked me,
a couple of years ago :D

and no, i only found out about the song later..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ah ye
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hahas
and lols
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] you should see how he puts the jam in the doughnuts...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# mmm bykewall
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# pfff
self-raising
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# mmmmm, jaaaam
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Watch out for yeast infections
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha!!
*attempts self-raising*
*fails*
damn!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# There is just about nothing
that a good rolling pin can't flaten . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Show us yer bloomers!
Nice buns!
Get yer baps out!
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Not mine. Posted for a mate
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# meh,
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!
Top parpage!
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hehe purple reign :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# shirley bindun, but the idea was stuck, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# "I was here before you"
today's top freecycle ad:

DO,S ANYONE HAVE A GENUIN COPY OF WINDOWS XP THEY NOLONGER NEED AS
MINE DO,S NT WORK & I AM HAVING PROBLES WITH MY COMPUTTER THANKYOU


(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *rummages in pockets*
here you go!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# FLUFF?
FLUUF? What the hell would I want fl.... oooooh - it's so downey and soft.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm pockety
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# heh heh heh
*drags back to lair*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# WE ALL GOT PROBLES, MAN
AINT NO GENUIN WINDOWS XP GONNA FIX THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# SHO 'NUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I love some of the people on freecycle
Here's some of the best I saved from last year:

WANTED: wii consol.(fishponds)
i have been wanted one for a while now and if you have one that you no longer want i would be glad to take it.


Wanted: CAR - Citroen AX diesel
If anyone is trading in their old Citroen AX or Saxo Diesel, preferably dark green with 4 doors.

Wanted: working nintendo ds

WANTED: Gearbox for a 1997 Renault Laguna 2.2 diesel.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
I love freecycle, full of the pikiest bastards ever - but no-one seems to realise that NOBODY has a spare PS3/50" HDTV/Ferrari to give away, and conversely NOBODY wants reuseable nappies/3 coathangers/dung

also, it amazes me that the pikey wants always say "Wanted PS3 - can pick up" - as if that's some sort of bonus

"Oh, I wasn't going to give away my new PS3, but now this chav chancer says he can pick it up, I think I'll give it away"

umm...I've gone on too long, haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *restrains*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Agreed =)
That said, we've got some greeat stuff from freecycle - my missus asked for a microscope for her teaching class. She got a huge great dental microscope - you know the ones with the 2 eye pieces - probably worth a few grand!

We also used it to clear most the big junk from a house - people always seem to want furniture. Saved us several goes to the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :D
Is he lying on grass in the third to last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# he's relaxing in the park
even the websherriff needs time off
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha
Why don't you have a seat over there?
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Steg-a-sore-arse?
Nah! Steg got a itchy bumbum!

Traffic warden M.C. Escher's dog Dragon Amoeba Whale Joust


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!
good old dopey steg!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Aw
he looks so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# It's the relief!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Triff as always Davey!
In other news, I just won 2 tickets to see Coldplay at Brixton apparently. Does anyone know where I can find an industrial supplier of rotten tomatoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# You'd best start filling up those bottles of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# and saving your farts up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# don't know about tommyartos
but i could pop down to the morgue for some choice cuts if you want!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Oooh yeah!
Can you get me a hand that has been written upon and tied up with electrical tape to freak him out?

The sad thing is that I really have to go as my friend is a huge fan of them for some reason, and she got me a ticket for Radiohead so....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Don't worry,
I went to see Girls Aloud when my girlfriend won free tickets. There's no shame in it.
Admittedly, I only went because of the free hotel and drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# i had to take the spare ticket to see robbie at knobworth...
Moby, who was supporting, was freakin ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah,
I do have to admit, I loved Parachutes when it came out, and I quite enjoyed parts of X and Y. But my biggest problem is that twat who sings for them. I think as well, it is a subtle bit of retribution for winning free VIP tickets to see Velvet Revolver a few years back, and free tickets to V last year and many more free tickets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# How have you been winning so many tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# CLONES!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Is there anything they can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# something original?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Well I can tell you how with some of them:
Velvet Revolver - Carling Live (They used to give away loads of free tickets through comps on their website, I dont know if they still do)
The Brakes and The Pipettes - Carling Live
V Festival - Drunk vs Stoned on Virgin Radio
Brian Wilson - A friend worked for the Royal Festival Hall and got me 2 free tickets to see the World Premiere of That Lucky Old Sun (A Narrative)
Elbow @ Somerset House - A Grolsch comp I think
and others I'm sure :)

The best one was V Festival though, not just because of the bands I saw, Newton Faulkner, Jet, Ocean Colour Scene, Boy Kill Boy, but because when I was coming out of the loos, some woman stopped me and asked if I wanted to buy a raffle ticket, which I did for £1, and I won a Gibson SG :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# The only reasonable conclusion here is,
you are a lucky cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I concur :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I like Girls Aloud
except the racist one
and the fliddy Irish one
and the ginger one
and the one that looks like she smells of old wee

how many are left?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Too many.
I've never been to a gig where there were so many costume changes. Fortunately, this meant more time without them singing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *writes 'shopping' list*
hokay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Ebay
or stand in front of fans who are desperate for tickets and burn them.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahah this
they might put them out with their tears though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I would think about it,
but I dont have an ebay account and you need to turn up with id to prove you are the winner of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# In which case
Go, take your friend, take along the music player of your choice and hole up at the bar for the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# you are the queen of great plans!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# aaargh coldplay
I used to live near the Academy, whenever I went out on a friday I used to play the 'who's playing at the academy' game by looking at the punters coming the other way.. Band like Coldplay and Moby had the blandest fans, by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah, that is what worries me really....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I've got tickets for Khaled
I am excited cos I get to sit down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Bonzer!
My mate saw Khaled at Womad this year. He said it was one of the highlights!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# pugozaurus
clicked for likeness!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# yay for steg!
most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# bliss!
scratching an itchy arse is one of life's greatest pleasures.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It depends whose arse it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# that was quick!
or do you a waterproof laptop?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# no
the bath was filling whilst i was typing and i gathered my towel and stuffs together whilst waiting for the page to refresh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# aha!
rightyo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# forgot to take my earrings out, though
didn't realise till i washed my hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# the party never stops eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# it will stop shortly
babysitting this afternoon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# remember not to sit *on* the baby
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# they're 10 and 12
trust me, i'm the one who'll be getting sat on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# introduce them to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# already have!
i'm trying to make them watch the evil dead today
EDIT: off to the postie, 'bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# That's a megasorarse if ever I saw one!
Have a massive woo! =D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# steg!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# aaaaaaawww, he's soooo sweeeeeet!
i want to call him mungo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Wow!
He looks REALLY pleased with that dump!

Who wouldn't!? C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Now I KNOW
that you don't find them on farms!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that is one big pile of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# D'AWWW~
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Dances with stegs, editors cut.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# D'AWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# theirs was a forbidden love
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# You appear to have somewhat of a fixation with arse dragging :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# It's kind of a drag . . .
when it's that heavy and itches so much . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha F. U. N. E. X?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# S. V. F. X.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# F. U. N. E. M?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# 9.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Y.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# V. F. N. 10. E. M.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I. F. C. D. M!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# O.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# F. U. N. E. T.

EDIT/ I am quite prepared to do this all day
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# well if we're gonna do it, we should have started it properly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# O. I. C!
S. I. L. L. Y. C. O. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# fork off
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ace and creepy!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ronnie barkers son is a nonce isnt he?
i think hes on the run,or was he caught?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Great name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# this makes me laugh more
every time i see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# THAT
scared the absolute bum out of me when I first saw it! Love this! :D
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Jeremy Spake is looking a lot like Ronnie Barker these days
Not an eighth as funny though.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# classic sketch!
and lo! i have returned!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# \o/
Yay!

*Ties SmashMonkey to the board so she never, ever, leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *cuts ropes with razor-like elbows*
i can only stay till 2.15, i have to get to the post office and back before my niece and nephew get here after school
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Gah!
Let the childlings take care of themselves! Self-reliance innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# haha!
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Haha Woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# the castle has fallen
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# let the slaughter begin!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Dinobots! Destroy Devastator!!*



*sorry but it just reminded me of that movie
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# thats the puppy!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# It looks pretty intact to me :P
Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nice :)

yay no L plate day!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# no L plate day
reminds me of no uniform day when i was at school,bastards tried to get 2 euros of us
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# €2?
Was only 50p for us.

And it all went to some charity or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ha
and to think you get to wear school uniform on 'Comic Relief' day at work...and pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# the police had to come when we had no school uniform days.
it didn't say anywhere to wear anything else!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# everyone used to put their best clothes on
hahahaha i was there in a pair of combats and a scruffy morbid angel top hahahahaa
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# MA \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# i never had best clothes...
just last years school uniform for weekends..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# are you saying policemen are attracted to naked kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# certainly not!!
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I had to dress as an elderly Israeli woman once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# once?
my dad was telling me a story about a supposed relation of mine who played one game in the North London Jewish League - they found out in the showers that he wasn't Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I didn't
have to....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You can donate less than that here to get an icon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# #:D
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# strange days indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha!!
hail to the king baby!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# This is bloody excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# oh my word, that is all kinds of amazingness!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# He should have his own stall !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha! Excellent
but please learn to optimise!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Optimise??? Pls explain.
Always open to suggestions.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Make the image below 50Kb in size
as some people have capped bandwith usage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ^this
if you are doing this in photoshop, use the save for web facility to do it. for gimp, paint and others, I'm not sure, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# for example
compare yours with



which is about 10k as opposed to 70k without any real loss of quality. using the gimp, all i did was when i saved it as a jpg, i checked the "preview in image window" box and lowered the quality as far as it went without mucking up the image. you can do much the same in photoshop with "save for web", apparently.

paint's jpg and gif and png optimisations suck. i'd use gimp if i were you.

this is really what people are (or should be) complainig about with file sizes -- they should be as small as possible, not kept to some mythical 50k "limit". this picture is fine at 10k, so it should be posted at 10k and 25k shuold make people annoyed. some pictures look terrible at 50k and should be posted at 150k instead. it's all about optimising as much as possible.


edit: but always make sure you keep a pristine quality copy (bmp, or psd, or xcf, or whatever) of any file, too. each time you resave a jpg you lose quality, even if you set it to maximum.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Fuck you then
Welcome to ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha, wooage abounds!
I'd not call him ugly though. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# such a fresh faced boy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'vce finally got up enough courage to post a picture...
yay for good old TOAP.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# why DID the armadillo cross the road?
also woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# He had his dick stuck in the chicken.
No - wait! That's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# pffffft
good enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice!


=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahah, that's brill, that is!
an excellent post at anytime of the year, not just as a first /board post!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Thanks!
It wasn't as scary as I thought it would be :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# MEDIBOT.
have a Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# what, no monkey butlers?
'bye all, i'm off for a bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# bye stinky!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i'm not stinky! i have a delightful musk!
*beats ivesb with loofah*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# ERK!!
*scrubs back*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# pffft!
"ace"
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Your one balled lover...


...and there it goes...good taste...never to be seen again.

Click for bigger (150KB)
(Stevros, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# subtle, i like it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

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