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#
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i like this too much
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# ta
tis my first image from photoshop, been using fireworks up until this very pichyaar
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# shut the fuck up, donny
this is most woosome! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# ahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# *YEP*
This is soupherb, now, I go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Woo those hobbitses.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# That's about it, innit.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# PRECIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# i was about to ask
"did you do this because ghost world was just on the telly?"
until i realised it was only on the telly because i'd put it on the dvd player
were you perhaps hiding in my house?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Whats with the green dress? What are ya, Irish?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# c'mon, what are you, hypnotized? have some more kids, why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# nah, not any more
actually could you check behind the sofa? I think i left a little 'me' there
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)
# So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Ugh, that guy gives me the creeps...
You don't live in my house do you? We just been watching this too.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Haha, top :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# nice work but who is it?
he looks familiar...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# tis mr bush emmy
with his wirey arms
damn those wirey arms...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# who's bush emmy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# ah you know him
he was in that one thing
oh, and that other thing, was really big in the mid nineties.
yea, that's the guy
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Steve Buscemi
Star of "Fargo," "Reservoir Dogs," "The Big Lebowski," "Escape from L.A.," and "Excuse Me Mrs. Jones, I Seem To Have Pooped On Your Daughter."
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Shopped images only please
*clicky woo*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# He's not the only one
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# excellent
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# *P'ZONNG*
*VZAMP*
*BZOIK*
*FFFFFRONG*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I like your real laser soundeffects.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# *ffwwwwooooo-TCHANG~*
*brrooooooooop-pip-pip-pipipipipbrrrrip... TCHOWMF*

Goddamn, I love lasers. Imagine if we had our own lasers. Goddamn.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# the only noise a laser will make is the sound of the dye pump running
or a crackle if it's forming an air plasma.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Yeah, sure.
fake lasers might. Come back when you got a REAL laser.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# what the ones that are so loud the sound wave will propegate in a near vacuum
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)
# yeah those ones
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# In fairness the sound could be an electromagnetic interference with the metal of the hull.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# space lasers do appear to doppler shift though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
# i think you'll find the noise to be
*fffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowowowowowowow tzing tzing*

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Starwars has proven that lasers sound like
PEW!PEW!PEW!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# They were blasters....
BLASTERS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Blasters was probably a brand name or something
THE CORE TECHNOLOGY WAS REAL LASER.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Fucking slowest laser I've ever seen.
Which could also be deflected by another laser.

And also wasn't actually a laser.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Once again you are confusing lasers with REAL LASERS,
FOR REAL MEN AND SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# LASERS from his bumole?
Truly, his old mam was right!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# DANGEROUS GAS IV
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# we upgraded to dangerous gas V hours ago
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# It's just like dangerous gas IV except the gas is in slightly higher resolution now
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I HEAR DANGEROUS GAS VI WILL HAVE BLUETOOTH CONECTIVITY
AND BE MMORPG.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Hahaha.
That sounds like something from Transmetropolitan actually. A MMORPG gas you inhale.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I imagine it as a new drug to help reduce WOW addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# With Van Damme as Mitch Gizzum.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# hello jeff
sorry to hear about your laser farting, 'n' shit.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# cor if his farts are lasers imagine what his shits can do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Parzwaaaap!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Ah, the ring of fire.
Can there be anything more ace?
No. There cannot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# puppies wearing jetskates
grinding along rails and doing backflips
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# With tits!
ON FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Not even close.
Not unless they're being chased by laser-wielding ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8512045
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# You could be on to something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# NINJA UPGRADE V1.1...... FIRE PROJECT OVERVIEW


V1.2.....FIERY TITS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:52, archived)
# That's certainly approaching Awesome Factor 2.
Keep on it.

Possibly include some pirates. Nano-machine pirates that plunder the bloodstream.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Slavoj Zizek in ma hedek

ya
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Keep, rollin', rollin', rollin'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# WHUT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# This baby is a slut.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I wish child porn was legal then we would know who all the sickos who download it are and arrest them for child porn but then it would be illegal and we wouldnt know
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# This baby has a great ass.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# If we had some ham we could have ham and eggs
if we had some eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# remember that advert where a bunch of women were kissing a bunch of babies' arses?
what was the deal with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# That really grinds my gears.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I have had a shopkeeper kiss my baby's arse once.
It was clear that it was entirely innocent, but I was fairly freaked out by her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Haha, did you press her as to why she felt the need to kiss your baby's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# haha
I haven't even seen that show. Subconscious character influence.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# *tchoch*
This is why we can't have nice things.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# John Lithgow rules.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# This took ages...Tescoberg Rally.

edit: updated
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Oh! I like this.
The lanyards on the lads in the foreground could easily be Tesco value stripes though!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaah
woo!

I'm to bedz nuh night.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# A REAL THREAD! LOVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# what this?
b3ta.com/board/8511843
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# That's a thread waste.
Mine is, at least, a lovingly crafted image.

Lovingly crafted.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I actually clicked yours
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I always roll in drunk and spam threads. HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# gNOpSgNOpSgNOpS
Spam Gnops
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# well said
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# FUCKING...
this ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# fine work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Are they marching on fernley-whittinstalls house?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Haha
yeh he wanted 'free-range', and they thought he said 'free reign'.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Sieg
Aisle.

Yes! A good one. Boffo.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# well both invaded denmark
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Time Trumpet rules.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSi0D7KESk
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# crikey
quite an epic and scary source image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Hah! Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# that's very well done
especially the 'every little helps' in the distance.

Seriously good effort, mate. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 3:29, archived)
# thanks,
glad someone noticed the sign in the distance.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# It is okay to start new threads
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# yes
*clicks*

Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# And I thought it was too subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# SNARN!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# best ask these people
www.b3ta.com/board/8511532
www.b3ta.com/board/8511502
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Since, in reality, my joke is a one it wonder,
perhaps this should become a repost thread?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Reposting what?
We need a theme, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Paint
PAINT PAINT PAINT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Tell me what this imp is annoyed with:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Acorns.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# GODDAMN ACRONS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# yes numbers are quite annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I dont have alot of things that arnt made in paint
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Nothing wrong with paint, what what.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# The low electrical conductivity of water.
And also that Blowjob Domino cat gets all the cock
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# goddamn that water.
all I want is high conductivity, but no, water can't even grant me that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
I suck off gypsies for pennies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I want a tunnel.
I shall choose to assume that the Dominocat reference is accidental.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# boom

click for biggar
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# joke?
one-hit? wonder?

i think you mean "shite" and "predictable"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Well,
okay, it is a bit predictable, but I think that the photoshopping could not have been better executed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ok
I'll pea this from last night then
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# That is chuffing ace.
I mean really!

I shall pea this, in response:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# pfft
and cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I just checked my photobucket to see what recent stuff I could repost.
Of the last ten things in there, five are other people's work I have drawn beards on or otherwise vandalised, three are pictures of amiga stuff and the other two are just shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# did you at least draw good beards on them?
or Jerubeards?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Jerubeards are good beards.
You are just jealous that you are scottish and every year your beard has to be harvested to make shortbread for tourists.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# mrpineapple showed me your beard.
i fell in love.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I hear he keeps it in a box now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Jeru beard seem to be slightly wider Craig David beards.
My beard is a fine full-face bitch of a thing and is beyond harvesting. If mine was to be harvested, the amount of shortbread made would dislodge the world from its axis.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# It is not same pattern as Craig David beard even ignoring the thickness.
It does go all along the jaw and to the sideburns, it also does not join up with the tache, plus it has the middle soul patch area (whatever that is called).

I only really shave it into that shape for social occasions anyway, the rest of the time it's a fairly ragged full face thing until it gets itchy and then I trim it off again.

Also I demand a beard off!
i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/462698.jpg

It has been longer than that when I didn't shave it for about 6 months, but I have nay photos of that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
#
edit: actually max payne's massive face is starting to annoy me. he can go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I wondered who it was.
I was slightly saddened that it was not Chalie Sheen.
Chalie!

Chalie!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# CHAAAAAAAARLIE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# :O!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# and that really hurt, charlie!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# INGORE'D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# At least
if not more.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# PUT YOUR HAND UP IF I'M THREADWASTING.
I VOTE: YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I'm tsattstststsr
and because i have little teen friends, I can start threads without a pic, but if someone with an L plate does it, he's a cunt and is like so ttlly fail.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# HELLO, DBROON.
I AM A CUNT. I CAN BE HORRIBLE. BUT I WILL NOT ALLOW HORRIBLOUSITY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# you need more lemonade in your shandy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hilabrioliltificallity
is a bi product of the radriocincateratetative process. the fawntanterlons really could function imporepiteretorially without them
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# FOUR PROTONS.
NAME THAT ELEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# snails?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# No its Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# which one????
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# When you do this,
do not do it
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# can i be the centre of attention next?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# no
LOOK AT ME
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Sadly I cannot
my eyes are stapled to a kitchen utensil.

Can you guess what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# a cunt-spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# a
bed?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Half a point.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# a breadboard
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
#
EGG SLICER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# pan
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# No,
and to avoid confusion, it is not any god of fields, woods, shepherds or flocks, nobody represented as a man with goat's legs, horns or ears, including Sylvanus and Faunus.

Nor is it a whisk.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Is it your hand
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# It's made of canvas and wood.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Is it a george foreman grill?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Do you know, it nearly was.
It is, of course, Horatio Hornblower's famous ship, the Reknowned.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# NO I WANNA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# IIt's a chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning: Creationism in Progress
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Now with Optimisey Goodness™
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Arf!
*takes up cheese making*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha
v good
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Took a sec
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# er...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Wow
Top interpretationalizing. Not seen that before. Hurrah.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
#
^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# should have saved it until tomorrow, really
i have a habit of posting late at night when no-one's looking
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *takes offence*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# *takes oprivet hedge*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# pffft! meanwhile, at the creationism factory...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# How very gay.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Anyone done this yet?
(Westude, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Nice reflection porn there,
did you do it yourself? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# It is the sculpture that Hancock made
in the film "The Rebel".
(Westude, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# cupping norks
one of the best porns there is.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# oooof
it's shinnier than when i last saw it :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i shinniered it
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# while
watching the shiney show?

*go on give your self a shiney*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Finally realises....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I apologise for this in advance.
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Argh :D
Blue jays are the gits of the bird world. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Tis true!
But I love birds. They're so coot. :D

See what I did there? :P
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Now now, there's no caws for that sort of cheep joke.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# what are you two hawking on about now?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# it really gets on my tits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Don't go raven at me
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# oooh
that one made me flinch
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I think you all had this planned in advance
I can tell by the way you dove into it and started pecking back and forth.
it's true, don't try to worm your way out of it and make me look like a dodo.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# so you should. :)
i apply appropriate spang panning force.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# It definitely warrants spanging.
However what do you expect at quarter to 1 and 1/48 hours sleep? :D
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# some one order themselves a battlechicken?


Click for bigger (136KB)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# robocock
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Davrocock?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I would ride this into battle
nonsexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# the inhabitants of east sussex would think you a loon.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Surely they would asume he was gay 'mounted upon his cock'
and set fire to him? I understand people in rural areas are a bit dim
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# it has no cavities
they've all been replaced with fear.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# en garde!
(trickyric, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# that
would be a closely fought battle red of beak and claw etc. does your robot have claws?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# no, but hes got electrolytes
its what plants crave
(trickyric, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# idiocracy?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# yeah, your see
a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
(trickyric, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# En gard
canard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# cyclops+mantis+chicken=WIN
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# not even just cyclops
kitten cyclops.

also bat leg feels left out
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# It's like some rare and precious multi-faceted chicken-gem
or, conversely, Satan's own spawn
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# It is for a baby to ride.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# that's
the secondary function of the mantis claws.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Potpeople D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# like this ?


off to crack open the root beer bottle... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Haha, that took a while :P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i don't know what I'm looking at
but i like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'm sorry man, but you know what I'm like and you'll understand I have to say this
"They are covered in congealed bukake aftermath"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# pixel tourettes
it's very common :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# aha! I knew there was a name for my condition
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# No no
you're just being fucking rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# it's from that classic german song
"oh piss fuck wank tree"
"oh piss fuck wank tree"
"of all the trees you are the loviest, shit piss"
"oh piss fuck wank tree"
"oh piss fuck wank tree"
"of all the trees you are the loviest, spunk guts"
"every year you bring to me shit piss fuck cock cock fuck ASSEEEEEEEESQEAAAAAk, meaning of fuck fucking fuck christfuckmassmassfuckfuck piss"
"oh piss fuck wank tree"
"oh piss fuck wank tree"
"of all the trees you cunt piss fuck shit bastard cock face"

etc


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I loves this!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# gosh
that's utterly splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Fantastica!
Woo dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] keep your distance
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Terror RIS
#:(
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# ahhh
this is an interesting style of ris, I like it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I would keep 500 miles
if the sign said i had to
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I would walk 500 miles
if the sign said I had to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# and I would walk 500 more
if the sign said I had to
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# "When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be..."
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Ima rissing like a nazi collaborator
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# "keep apart 2 chevrons"
so he kept apart 2 chevrons all the way until the bloke stopped and asked why he was following him

it's an old Dave Spikey gag, not that funny but I can't think of anymore "literal signs" at the moment

/goes back to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# chevrons?
where's the Stargate element ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# hahahaha Amy Winehouse has allegedly punched a fan while singing at Glastonbury
where can she go from here? slagging off the queen? shitting on a picture of the pope? killing children on stage?

Maybe it should be next week's image challenge :D

*edit - now with footage news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7479092.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# "where can she go from here? slagging off the queen? shitting on a picture of the pope? killing children on stage?"
I'm betting on drug fueled death.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
betting hoping

Obvious really
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I personally thought JAY-Z kicked fucking ass
He's not my favouritest rapper in the world, I'm not really into this new fangled commercial rap, but he put on a great show and shoved a big metal dildo up the asses of the nay-sayers who said he didn't belong there.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# His cover of Wonderwall made me laugh
anything sticking two fingers up at Oasis gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# that's it take the easy option
I'm hoping for "wrestling Prince Charles to the floor and breaking his nose at Lakeside Thurrock while signing photos of paedophilia and handing them out to fans"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# You're a glass half full person.
I bet you 50p that I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# coward, playing it safe with early death!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Coward! Not accepting the bet!
Because you know you'll lose ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# What a sterling suggestion!
I think you should animate that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# To be fair, it looked more like someone grabbed her and she attempted to yank herself away
However, the attempted guitar playing by her on stage was a true act of brutality.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# oh dear, stupid woman is stupid
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# " Amy Winehouse 'lashes out' at fan"
'Amy Winehouse lashes out at "fan"'
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I'm afraid I have to agree


edit: OH! I get it now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ris man please don't hurt me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# and, I might add
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahahahha
the 3rd and 1st ones are bestest
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I also have "national ris monument" image
but I can't find the damn thing, plus I keep trying to redo it and making it worse everytime

quality artworks a speciality :D

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Could be placed outside many a town this eve...

Wind sock? wizard's sleeve? Furtrapper's hat?
(pineapple_juice, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
#
Vertical Bacon Sandwich, Hairy Axe Wound, Shame Cave
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
# indeed, so many to choose.

cockney rhyming slang...No Entry = John Leslie?
(pineapple_juice, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Elaborate? :)
b3ta.com/questions/mistakenidentity/post80899
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# crikes
...I have a Boris wig you can borrow
(pineapple_juice, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Haha Shame Cave!
Best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# haha
This^
Apart from the fact I have no shame in going there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Vage - snatch - etc
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# For cr3...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# But it's box is so pretty!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Oh!
*gets it now*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
"Real-time video and audio production for Tools" ? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# heehee
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)
# hehe
toolage.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Westude, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hehe :)
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ooh that's tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# that
is lols
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I dont get it :(
Edit: hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Think about the street name ;)
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhh
I get it now

Its been a long day....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# St Peter
is the patron saint of doddery old fuckers



kind of
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Errr, no.
St. Peter is the guy that holds the keys to the gates of heaven.

It's funny because they're going to die soon. Because they're old.

How rude: Woo to the pic. Guffawed!
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I think that's what he meant by the
'kind of'


HOUPLA!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# It's funny because it's true
LOL
(Kinky Robot, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# haha
this made me realol :)
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# realol...odd how this needs differentiating from normal lol :p
before now, been sat on the sofa with the missus next to me, both on laptops. i said something to her on msn and she replied 'lol', though it was a FUCKING LIE!! hehe, laugh out loud? really? it is mostly a lie
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# second realol right there!
*guffaws*
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# haha guffaw is definately the best laugh
though it must start with a 'b' i find bahahaahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hahahahha
that got a real lol!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# HehHehHeh
Serendipity?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# De-RIS
Me up Scotty :)
(Meatfish BAH, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Ahahaha
I read up there^ a bit and now I get it!!
(Meatfish BAH, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# ah clever
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Ha ha
Pretty much the only one of these I've lolled at yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Brill
Did a lol at that. *clickage*
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha
I like the results of this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Me
too.
(I helped save b3ta! dogzero, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# genius at work.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Quite wonderful.
:-)
(Seebeedee, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# They were actually going to call an old people enclosure/assisted living thing that near me
then someone pointed out that whoever suggested it must have been taking the piss.

Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
#
There really is a retirement home on St Peters Close here...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Oh, that's good.
Well deserved FP.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Had to look at it 3 times,
But I think I get it now.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Thanks
for all your comments. Glad you liked it. Really chuffed to get my first fp.
(Westude, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# As its quiet and there have been some wicked animashes
I propose a game of 2 minute paint animash

Heres my effort:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# A Girelephant!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Wheres my paint animash?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Some of us can't draw
My last attempt, aged ten, is still on my mother's kitchen wall
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I cant draw well
But its fun doing shit in paint - And it only takes 2 minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# No, seriously
that sounds far to skillful and advanced

I have the artistic skills of a Chip that has been drip-fed nothing but Redbull for a month, and is comprehending a paintbrush/mouse like a new smell in it's agitated state

It simply doesn't work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# haha
But your real animashes are excellence2
And as a man who works with numerous animals I would have thought you would have at least been able to do something ;)

But if you say you arnt the skillz haX0r etc thats fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I was born without wrists
So I'm unable to use a mouse/trackball/tablet

But have a really really small animash

.

It's a Doggapotamus :D
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :(
I did mine on laptops touchpad

Nice dot tho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# It's not a dot!
It's a doggapotamus dammit!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# OCTO-BEAR
skitched-20080628-231546.png
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!!!
ITS GOT PEA PODS FOR ARMS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# TENTACLES
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# WICKED!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# amoebat

WILL KILL US ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# haha
bet that took alot of thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Amoebat
is something i've had running around in my head for a number of years, but i've never found someone i've creatively linked to enough to fulfill amoebat's full potential
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You should see a doctor if amoebats are running around in your head
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I saw a doctor and he prescribed me
amoebats

(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Nice shading :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you can't tell your drawing from the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# This is still briliant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# are you am me
or am my am you

or am it the bats?
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I am me
you seem to am be me too
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# 2 min? It'll take at least 11 months for the babby to be born.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Haha
I cant quite make out whats fucking what there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Camel and elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Now that would be some offspring!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# How is babby formed?
How girl get pregnant?
(Jokel, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I tried but the fake mac paint application is such a complete piece of shit
Edit:

Yay Seashore!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# :D
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# First Animash
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# What colour-matching algorithms did you use?
Edit: Sorry, woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# did it by fly
and have now realised that the colours don't match.
my laptop whites everything out, which doesn't help. I have to look at it from an 80 degree angle to see what everyone else sees. doh.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# yes
because at 79 or 81 degress it's totally shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# but if you look at it from a 363 degrees
you see the meaning of wife
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I don't know how or why,
but this seems really relevant right now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# it has never been more relevant
that's the beauty of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I had that problem with my old art teacher's laptop.
Still, I managed to churn this one out after about six hours of straining to see it:

Click for bigger
Still came out looking like shit :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Nicely
It looks like a fluffy lil bugger
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Nice! :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# what a happy
chappy
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# smile
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# aww
it'd like to hunt down deer, rip them to pieces with no regard for discretion, and then cool off in a lily pond burping quietly.
*tickles*
*withdraws hand quick-sharp*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i used to own one and it bit me
a leopard gecko, that is.
it would hang onto my hand and shake about a lot, trying to dismember me. It failed, though
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ouch
I hope you sent it to live with Siegrfried and Ribit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# no, i threw it down the stairs
(accidentally)
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Excellent stuff, have their highly feared predator:


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# holy crap!


the stuff of nightmares indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# They appear suddenly on your shoulder when you least expect it
and talk to you loudly about their bedtime reading, which invaribly turns out to be The Prince

In inane shrieks and gurgles
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I WANT this
nasty fluff.
With bat wings and a squirrel tail.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# eveninK

biggy
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Nicely done sir :D
*cleeeeek*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)
# swanana
class stuff
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Pfft. You silly.
I'll stick this here if you don't mind, as it's not worth its own thread, but it caught my eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# RAR! TIGER HAND!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
TIGER MURRAY
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# COME ON GREG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# pffft
/Now Show
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# the gnaw
(Kinky Robot, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# The claw's one weakness..
..SUB ZERO TEMPERATURES!!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ver' nicely done
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# A sudden, awkward surprise for your average office worker
suddenly making eye contact with that at lunchtime

Woo as ever Matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# evenin
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# nice one
should be geest, shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Nice! :D
I was considering a banana related animash, but couldn't think of anything, very nice work! :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# goose
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# BANOOOOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# splendid idea
ashally i think it's bindun, i remember posting the geest thing before.

also, goodnight the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Good solution
Great image.
I see it animated, writhing to emerge from its' bananary cocoon.
Swans, a rare parasite of the banana.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# bananary cocoon
mmmmmm served with a nice Chianti
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# and Fava beans.
*goes for another drink*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] *rp*
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I laugh whenever I see signs like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I still laugh at every "Heavy Plant Crossing" sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# pfftarf
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# WARNING:
This gate is a 19th century detective novel
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# haha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# For the wonderful Cockweasle

CFviewable (317kb)

www.b3ta.com/board/8510783
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Oh I see, the link wasn't there before, I was both confused and aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# And confoused!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# My fingers weren't deft enough
BUT COCKWEASLE WAS RIGHT

THEY ARE HIDIOUSLY VILE AND TERRIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I don't even know what it is
But it looks like a freakish little beast!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# brilliant
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
Fuck yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# fan
tas
tische
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# epic and awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)

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