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[challenge entry] Pearoast for the compo...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# but but... what if the place is haunted with mischievous ghost dogs!
must passers by accept this situation!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I guess so
although I was the mischievous one who changed the spelling of "exorcise" as a funny ruse
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# you naughty scamp!
:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# To quote Confucius
if there were ghosts,"the highways would be very crowded"

especially with the animal kingdom I guess; imagine all the insect ghouls!


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hell, where are all the spirits from previous ages?
The Tyrannosauridae?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Ikea sale
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I am currently being attacked by several trillion trillion trillion ghostly wasps
This is of course effecting the skill of my typin g


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :?
I'm sure I have seen this in the last week already....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# good call.
*almost clicks*
*complains that it's 392k even though it's good*
edit: also. naughty scamp (see above)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *notices*
Well he has posted this at least twice now in the past week and is obv just deleting it and reposting it....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I only posted it once before the compo
and that was a couple of weeks ago at least.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# yes, when I first
posted it I got some good advice about how to minimize its size but I am a newbie at gifs so still learning.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Yay! I like this!
what's the compo?

/just got back from holiday
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# shop a dog
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# East Cheams greatest super hero
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Needs more Derek and Clive!
Winkie Wankie Woo?

Where does the Woo come in?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# lobsters of the arsehole!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I tell you what,
JAYNE MANSFIELD IS A CUNT!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAACKING CUNNNNNNT
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# FUCKING WINSTON CHURCHILL!
YOU NEVER KNEW WHERE YOU FUCKING WERE!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# derek and cive get the horn
penis
"don't say that it's a ticket. the op word is such a dirty word
filthy filthy word... let mummy see it. let mummy see your ticket one more time"

such depraved wrongness
well done for making it dance.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i love that. i wouldn't mind dudley trying to kiss me.
i also love hte credits

Man With A Beard
- Richard Branson

and so forth...annoying imdb doesn't have the full credits which are most amusing.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# The bogey that WInston had,
there was never such a thing as the Titanic!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# god bless seams!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# HA HA HA!
Needs more rape ;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# dave is obviously about to rape the badger..
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# RAPEFACE!
Erreerrrr errr errr errr errr! I'm Dying!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# layer -> matting -> defringe
edit: also, all badgers should be this size
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# me -> lazy -> cunt
and i didn't know that.

thank you.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# it works by special magic
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# what, do (the) pixies come along and fix it?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# They would if the monkey had not gone to heaven!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# But he'd look stupid without his fringe.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Which one is the badger?


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# mongy
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# has anyone told him
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA.
i've met him and i can safely say he's not.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# OOF!


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# woot!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i did a picture of manley with a spade up his arse once. i wish i still had it.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Ideal opportunity to repost my effort
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Just 'cos...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahaha.
edit:


TEH QUO ARE AMUSED BY THIS CAR!!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I'd like to see some wooing before the winkie!
EDIT: *SLEAZES*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That makes me so fucking horny!
YOU SLAPPER!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i could say anything and it'd make you horny
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
*sleazes*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# do all women have this effect on you?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Nah,
just the sexeh ones ;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Well, they would be! :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# :D naturally!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# My girlfriend regretted asking for a small portion of chips.

Unshopped.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What the fuck's a "chickburger"?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# a burger for the lady
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# small enough to fit in our small dainty doll like hands
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Or alternatively large enough to shut your big fat gobs.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# my gob may be big and fat but i can do many great things with it
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *SLEAZES THAT HARD*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# well i am the queen of sleaze
according to dekion
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# He should know.
Being king of the nazis et al.

I, on the other hand, am King of the Pirates apparantly.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# nah, you're the queen, duckie, not the king.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# A bit of a shit queen.
What with the beard and all.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# pft.. most queens have beards.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# like swallow the whole of a chick's burger?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# oooo yeah!
PWWWWWOAH
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *spluffs*
I've got some burger king style 'mayonaise' if you want in there :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Make our cocks look huge.
But what about big gay men and there big hands?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# born with bigger cocks than your average man?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# But it's such tiny hole.
(What the hell am I saying, b3ta has tainted my mind)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yeah, thats it, blame b3ta for the fack you like man love!
UP THE BUM!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Yes!
erm..I mean NO!
How do I anwser this without coming across homophobic?
Damn you Amy, and your posts that make me look gay and homophobic at the same time.
*puts fist up*...in anger not my bottom!!!!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Chickenburger
:P
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# was it a plump chickenburger?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Nice plump chickenburger!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# S&M Chips XD
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# free child porn!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# you just had to show off your child portn, didn't you?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yes. Yes, I did.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# heheheh
did you give gracie a child's portn?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I did, yes!
I confused the waitress, too.
We ordered two milkshakes, and she said "And a milkshake each, right." as she was writing, to verify.
I said "Actually they're both for her", pointing at Gracie, who didn't hear.
The waitress was confused and Gracie couldn't unconfuse her because she was just as confused herself.

I was very proud :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# you are learning well, young one
but you are not yet a master of mindfuckery
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# fnar fnar
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# nobody between the ages of 10 and 90
should be called gracie.
it's just not natural
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I must admit, I prefer Grace.
I've taken to calling her Alex, her middle name.
Ah, when I first put that in my msn screenname she was all "Who's Alex!?".
Good times, good times.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# That's the ultimate symbol of true love
putting someone's name somewhere in your MSN screen-name

It's like getting a tattoo that you can rub out later, or something else.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# She made me do it!
I was happy with just "Maybe your legs has just grow"
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i feel the same way
about the name gertie
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# It's a beetle with a cock.
All you'll ever need.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i thought all you'd ever need was a cock with boobs
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Not me personally.
Although I do have both, or should that be all three!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# so do i
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# But none of mine are plastic.


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# jesus hexing fuck!
nice work!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# That'll save me buying a Ferrari when I'm fourty.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# MEGAY RAVE, more like. HAHAHA!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Pfft.
That is legendary.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Fun to parallel park in a tight squeeze !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# The tighter the better!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# If I owned this I would just want to use it to pick the kids up from school,
just to see the faces of all the other parents.

Course, I'd need some kids, too...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Just pick some up from the school, dummy!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Of course!
They would run to my Crudely Designed Car without question!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Tell them the balls at the back contain ice-cream...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is it wrong I like the idea of an icecream spewing cock car?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Doodle-'ning


Yes I know Amy isn't that butch and the wife has pointed out that she wears 'Ballet Pumps' and tight skirts.

I like pleated skirts....is that wrong?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You wear whatever skirts you like.


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# With my legs?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Wear them on your face if you really want.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# what, why are you talking about me?!?!?!!???!??
oooohh that amy, the less famous, less talented one.

:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# You're not that butch!
.........are you?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# haha more so
i'm 6 foot of pure pat butcherness.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *Mike Reid naked bowtie spin*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# haha. marry me?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Only if you are a good hand to hand fighter.
And can kill a man with only a 10 inch length of kitten.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# i can do that
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Then we much celebrate with mutual masturbation.
And then mutual dread and shame.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# oh yessssssss!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I agree :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Just don't try to skirt the issue . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# not wrong unless you're standing outside a school wanking about them. I heard that from a judge, so it's probably true.
also, who did amy punch?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# She's a state!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# JAY-Z GET UP! YOU GOT BITCHES TO RAP ABOUT!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# That's a mighty punch
On a sadder note - Don S. Davis has died :(
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# They need to get him to a sarcophagus!
I mean, damn, that's sad though. He was only 65. RIP.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I like pleat miniskirts
best of all the apparel.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Yay
A fan....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# She was in the blue number, but I'll take her in or out of anything.
*hopes she gets even more punk and starts pissing on the crowd*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# this would make a great kids animated show
"AMY.. AMY"
"AMY AND THE SUPPLY OF CRACK"
"SHE HAS TO CONSUME IT QUICKLY"
"BEFORE THE POLICE COME BACK"


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Well it has now..
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Stop! Quo Meme!
Don't walk this way
click
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# They love the flaming debris.....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# That they do.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# OnFF !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Ha ha!
Randall and Rossi (Deceased)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I remember this from yore
twas you :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Certainly was.
I like this part of b3ta, when you don't realise who made a particluar image, only to find it's a friends pic.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
amazing quoage!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, go on then...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I swear I can see the fear in the green light when it isn't lit.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *shuffles across*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *jiggle*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Ha ha
Bananas-in-bra...erm...jamas!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# this makes me giggle
despite the fact he has a backwards leg.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# It's wearing a bra, and you call it a he?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# It's clearly a transvestite banana
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Or a crossdresser!
There's a difference don't you know!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Does a crossdresser shout a lot?


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Perhaps it's just a man with tits.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Perhaps it's just a banana with tits.
I don't think bananas have a sex, much less a gender.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# You sure?
Cos from the latin I'd have thought they mean the same thing
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# But it has a cleavage!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# so has my mate
he has moobs.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Transvestite banana with moobs
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# you could be right
the test is how well does it dance with its leaves
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Gnyeeehh!
*mindbleaches*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I say.
*cups*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Hahah!
Lovely :]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# It's like a cock with tits!!
All you'll ever need!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I declare this to be 858,987 times better than squirrels with tits.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# What about rabbits with tits?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahah!
You should do this to JJ's sketches
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I don't know what that means.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# JollyJack
who draws animals with boobs
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I thought he used pens.


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# now do a braven
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# No, I'm going to bed in a bit.
I've got a pantelope, though.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *glees*
do you have a panteater?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# No, but watch this space.
I have a feeling this series may be expanded upon in the near future.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# stylish pants at that!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# B-cup ?
How appealing !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# *jiggles*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# That's going to make peeling the fucker difficult.
:)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *wags eyebrows*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# YES

this is what bananas do at night when you're not looking
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] oops
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Just following instructions officer . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Is that sign warning people of pissing planes?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Be gentle. First ever attempt at 'shop/image comp.


Click for bigger (238KB)

Cruel? Maybe. Genuine road sign from Scotland.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# that'd look cool with some proper alloys and some chassis lights, innit
:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Bare right blud!
propa brixton an' ting innit!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# wid'ting it's got it all a gwan
(the what now?)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
Rude boy don't watch that
Cause if its arms out I'll run that
And if its on top you know I got that
Come through with a big baseball bat
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yes, quite.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That tune's dry fam.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Thanks MTV, for pimping my cart
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# "Yo, you wanna do a fuck with a cart yo? Gotta cart here, treated wood, no splinters, you wanna do a cart? Come on man, only $50 yo"
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Ugh, is that the british Tim Westwood pimp my ride?
He's a horrible little man.

The one thing that gave me a chuckle though was when he described himself as the Alan Partridge of Hip Hop. Because it's a perfect description.

So maybe it *is* all an act!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# send him to hollywood
or has he already tried and died?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Haha
Actually, he was in LA one time and got caught in some gunfire between a bunch of gangbangers and came back to do the Radio 1 Rap Show screaming:
"YOUR DAWG WESTWOOD BEEN CAUGHT UP IN A DRIVEBY DOWN IN COMPTON, SOME BOYS BEEN OUT TO GET ME!"

It's annoying because he's possibly the whitest a white person can be without being reclassified Albino.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# :D
what a big silly!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# We shall be gentle, for you have done this right
Well done :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# disabled passenger, shirley?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Indeed.
I just thought a man of Hawkings' status deserved to be driven as he ponders space/time stuffs.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Woo
This pisses all over my first photoshop
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I hate to nag but . . .
that's a right nice pony !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I have to hand it to you

too tenuous
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Elevenuous two . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# You're an ass sometimes...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Yes . . . I can be a real mule dear . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# goddamn, if that was really hawking's horse he'd have totally put jetboosters on it
or black hole generators or something
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *gently skullfucks*

There, I only do that to people I like

;)™
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Have his batteries run out?


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You kids and your eufemismsisms!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hey Dude
Did you catch this yesterday?
Full of Beavis and Butthead goodness.
www.b3ta.com/links/Some_music_I_made_years_ago
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha aceness
:)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# quick! to the hawkingmobile!
this is good. i approve.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Cheers to you :o)
And all else.
More nervous about posting this than losing my virginity.
And this time, it was even my choice.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# pfff
don't be nervous, we are all lovely and fluffy here, honest!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *stops mid-lube*
Damn, you've already lost it?

Call off the team guys, this one's been done
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# What an image in my mind
this conjures up
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# What, did you not get this when you started here?
They told me it was standard procedure!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# There was no lube when I started.
Just pain and friction.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Ah, sometimes for the best....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# friction can be nice.
pain less so.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Does not one cause the other?


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# not if you're careful
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I know a couple of people who'd disagree with you
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Please, do continue.
I feel it'd be rude to stop at this stage.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *calls in the lads*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# hey!
save some lads for me, i need to.....umm....train them. yes, that's it, train them, that's what i need to do.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Tidies house in preparation.
Always a good host, even when it's unspeakable violation night.

*Goes to bed after checking door locks*

Cheers everyone! :o)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *gets skeleton key*
So much easier when they're asleep...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# arf!
i thought it was from somerset
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Why is he fucking his Sister?



(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Honeymoon ?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i dunno
just seems backward
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Thread of jacks
i wish there were somewhere peeps without the skillorz or potatoshop could post great sauces of images then those who could can use them can fire up the Shop and have some fun - links doesn't seem the right home
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# it's a nice idea, but i bet it wouldn't work
because the kind of pic that people would choose would be "inherently funny" pics, and you'd have to work hard to come up with a shop that was better than the original. it's funnier to take something ordinary and turn it awesome. unless you really were thinking of a place where you could post pictures of dremels and avocados
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I gone done my first image posting mommy!
www.b3tards.com/u/620e7f0caedda4499259/steps.jpg
God Edit: You are in a dark room. Your image is double the file size limit for static images. There is an image optimiser in your inventory. You can hear a grue. Action?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# My internet has run out agai........



(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# maybe you should stop browsing internet, emmstan dott
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# But I will miss
my porn all you lovely lovely people
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# BUT THE HAMSTERS ARE DYING.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# NURSE!!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# RAWRL!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# It's rather large, but contains hummus,
therefore have a Woo! and equally a Fuck off and make it smaller!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You
Should read the FAQ
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand you buggered it up
Half the size would be very nice plskthx

Edit: Oooh, God's very quick these days!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# nice idea
but under 50k and it would be nicer
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# haha
this has made me wonder what the most SEAMLESS first post ever was
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# why?
hello new person. please read our FAQ. cheers
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Oooh, is that working again?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yes i believe so
with a bit of messing...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
i could go on, but that would be spamming
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# See, that's no fun
Could've made ONE of them different....

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# what about the original one...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# TEN horsepoints
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# That's what I meant originally
Last time I was round here, horses was dead.

I'm too scared to click the top one, I don't know that one...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i need to get my brain in gear at times, heh
its like b3ta but not as good and no community
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Still not brave enough...
Last time I followed one of those without hovering, I met the delights of meatspin...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Funny how this link is purple and the ones below still blue.
I can't say I'm a terribly big fan of horses. One bit me once.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I love you, God.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# THIS
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
is God stoned this evening?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# *give self to Grue*
edit: hahahahahahahahaahahahahaah - stepped! :D

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# \o/ to your sig :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# God this thing is so fucking patronising,
sorry and all but it is, feel free to do your 'worse' if it's not allowed for anyone to say that.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# God is a geek
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# If I ignore the seams and the size,
this is quite funny.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i like the idea
i also like the god edit. yay for both of you
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Still R.O.S.E

What else is there to do on the island?
(click for bigger)
Edit: Oops, sorry for the large image.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# haha, this perfectly synchronised with music i'm listening to
edit: hey guys let's all totally ignore the actual animation itself and talk about its filesize
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Optimise images, mebbe?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# This
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# My internet has just run ou.......



(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *insert coin here*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Dixon.
Hows my favourite Germany dweller?*



* This could have repercussions
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Ha, he loves me, he really loves me!
;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# !!!!!!!
:(
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I should have said 'equal favourite'.
Even though the repercussions weren't a bad as I'd expected.

:P
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I told you the relaxation exercises would pay dividends
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# he
got set on fire after shooting himself on his honeymoon. this was about 60 years ago.. so you know.. times are looking up.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# those crazy germans!
:D

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# half size, quick!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ^would make comment about image size
but has run foul of it so many times that it would just be hideously hippocritical so instead...*

neds moar cuck.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# just say RAWRL!
it's ambiguous and unthreatening :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# bu but but but
i wanna be unambthreigaruntingous
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# oh, then I suggest making up swear words
and using them to vent your ire!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# vent my ire?
well you flocsamed jezereeredded! gd i hate you shlonked out little conkeraptor. sockulation is the only flink that you could ever hope to aguire to. a plitheroe of shleptunites hockerelating upon you canvelated shiellen scompff. have you ever wonder why you are such a complte heedanated clompbag? why your jompurs hang all slimpf like and veletedverated? i's because your complicafteration is malcumputeratedored! like an adored shlinkeracion your only good for one use!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
#

*edit* Tho actually altho I have no idea what it's meant to represent, the amination ain't all bad, matey! ;)

*editII* the sequel, this time it's personal! Well done there for the shrinkage and deft use of the edit button! I will click I will! :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# :D
RAWRL!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# irony?
 
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Well done on editing
Most don't bother :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Good hot action !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll have someone's eye out with that if you're not careful.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Ha ha
Very good :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# haroldus rex interfectus est
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I don't speak foreign.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Lügner!
:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I don't speak it very well...
I was asked to take part in a video skit for the performance part of the psychology ball tomorrow... upon hearing how I speak german, I have painfully realised how ad-hoc and shit it is... apparently it can be endearing however, which is nice.

Wie geht's dir, du Appendixlos Sexbombe?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# haha
I for one would love to hear your dulcet German tones :)

Doing ok ta, just finished my 25k celebration pic so just have to wait 500ish posts... O_o
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# flaccid, semi, or erect?
and I shall treat you to my dulcet tones if/when I make it to a bash, we can bitch about people without them having a clue what's going on.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ooh, flaccid on this occasion
Yes, let's do that - that always amuses me greatly :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# harolds eye infected is?
perhaps.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bloody brill
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ha,
i love hastings.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# so what does "hasting" involve?
*gets hard*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Shooting in the eye?
Perhaps
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
I wish i'd though of that, it would have made my pandering so much sexier.

haha, if it hasn't be discovered yet, you may have founded a term for spunking in the eye. That pleases me greatly.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I'm sure there will be one,
is Micto about, he'll know.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# if there already is another
I would hope that "hasting" a lady is a Stan-original and I shall be referring to it whenever it occurs in everyday life.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I am still waiting for "ris" in real life.
Then I can start world domination*



*Being slighlty famous
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# well, i like 'hastings'
but there is always the more convoluted 'angry pirate'
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I knew you'd know,
you sick perverted freak.

and I'm not even gonna put a winking smiley.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Wasn't an awful result
Considering all the injuries that had been picked up in the tough previous fixture up at Stamford Bridge
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Shameless plug.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Oh man, he's such a cunt.
I like all the little eyes on the last picture.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# HAHAHAA
winnar!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Plug fucks elelphant.


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
OH GOD PLUG NOOOOOO!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# This could be a winning series
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Shameless indeed lol...
I recognise those pictures.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I know it's not funny, but please be gentle, it's my first proper comic strip
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I think they like to be called
Little people.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Smurfs
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# That's what they're called if you lock one in a freezer.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# And then you're freezer is no longer called a freezer
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I've never named it anything else
Please enlighten me.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Okay, but you're not going to like it.


Smurfer
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# this is awesome
*click*

goodbye b3ta.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Bye bye
*waves*

:]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# *waves back*
*smirks*
*runs off suspiciously*

*comes back*
*gives back wig*
*goes for real*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Hey!
*chases a bit*
*gets tired*
*sits down in the middle of everything*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# WHAT

I just got here
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Thanks and bye!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I like it. :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Thankyou Ms. kitti
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# No problem
Sir Defenestration
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# very nice
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Ha,
that's real cool.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Good color palette.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Thanks, but you can blame Lozz for that :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Or thank
You're either an optimist or a realist.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *blames/thanks*
Cool.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Cor, this turned out a bit good!
ALSO: DID LAURENCE LIKE IT?

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oh god.
Why me?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# You're not Laurence o_O
Are you?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I am.
who else would say such a thing?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Haha, you actually are, oops :)
In that case in response to "Why me?" that'd be because ClanSoul did a picture of you, you retard :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Now where's my cement?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I snorted it
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# my friend got cement in his eye once.
HA!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Did he go blind?
He's not sporting the same eye-wear as me, is he?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# he wen't blind for a few hours
and had eye drops for months.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# During that time did all of his other senses heighten?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# He did, I was replying to you talking about LAURENCE IN CAPS.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# check out the funky vector white guy
top that!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# IT HAS CAME OUT FUCKING AMAZING
*envies*

EDIT: CENTURY GOTHIC FTW!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Brill!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hep shades !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# ray-bans
i have my mums from the 80s. would like some new ones that don't fall off my face though. cool pic.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# This is several shades of awesome.
Well done.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# That is very good.
Woo.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# very cool colours
woo
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# that is excellent!
fancy doing a pic of me?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# wow amazing stuff!
:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 for 1
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Angles up to the table . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# 2 more test strips from photo class.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It's a scene kid!
*runs*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# i am looking at you.
YOU'RE* A SEEN KID
*RUNS*

edit: in the top one you look like ben elton. :)

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Dropped this
' and this e

;D
EDIT: That's my mum in the top one.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
#
:/ heh
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# LOL UR MOM IS SO EMO
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
#
>,<
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# AND UR DAD LOL
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# FUUUUUCCCKKKKK
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I think you want b3ta.com/revelations/

Hello mofafaha!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I thought
Peter Sellers
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Why run?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Because otherwise the scene kids might catch me D:
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# And do what with you?


*looks at your profile and sees your myspace* You look to be a scenester yourself miss. So ha.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# WHAT?!
I'm no scene kid :(
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Sorry.
I couldn't help it. *offers hug*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I would like a hug
but I don't want to catch scene kid cooties.

What a predicament.
Hmph.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I was gonna say that I'm not a scene kid
but that would only be a half-truth. But I don't have cooties and that is a full truth. :]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Ttssattsr thinks I do...
so maybe we should refrain from hugs until I have some tests or something?

As far as I know I do not show any symptoms of a person with cooties of any sort :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# What even is it?
Some kind of child's precursor to AIDS?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah
but he's a bit of an idiot.

Though if you have them, I don't want them. Once you get tested I'll hug you. ;]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# WELCOME TO IGNORE.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# MEANIE
STOMPSTOMPSTOMP
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# because its ashally an arms race.
chugga chugga. dance dance !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Oooh, right.
*dances*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# INTO THE BUNKER!
QUICCCCCCCK!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# It's an obscene kid!
*runs*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# que?
someone like an emo?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# emo with colours
like the muppets in my Androgynoel video :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh yeah.
I meant to say that I really liked the video.
And the song was ace as well. :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ta
it seems to be going down quite well
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Oh, good.
I recognized some of the seperate bits you posted on here, as well. :]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# i see
still an emo underneath then
i need to get to a better computer to do your video justice
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# make sure you select the High Res option when watching the YouTube one
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# indeed i will
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Hence the "run"
Just like austriches, Emos can't fly.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# People from Austria?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# shirley its emoos no emos?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# testing what?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Exposure times.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# They allow stripping in photo class ?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
no.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Oh hai!
AIM?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hey.
Alrighty. :]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm hoping that disc is actually a bansaw blade sticking through his skull.
his its
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Mean!
That's his awesome cap. x]
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I just hope it has an open ending.

I love those. Open endings.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ...what?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Your film

or...wait. Test strips for photographs? Yeah, okay, nevermind :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Leontopithecus jubatus

Clicky for rather large

I'm still trying to get my head around a Mac based environment, including CS3; so this is a bit of work out :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# looks like you've got the hang of it to me
nice one sir
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# awsome sir
have a click and a woo!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# that's very nicely done
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Looks like mighty fine breedin' stock !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# woah
thats not good its too good. excellent
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Fantastico work
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ^ what they said
;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Awwww
You are all being fluffy, my brain kept going for the 'ctrl' key as opposed to the new 'cmd' key, disrupting teh flow
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Did you also manage to buy a new camera?
What model did you choose in the end?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Getting there
Canon EOS 5D with an 24-105mm IS lens, with a 100-400 mm lens for range
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Sounds good

Tele got IS too? It's where you'll really need it! ;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# In other news: I want one too

;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Cameras can get rather expensive
with all the bits of kit you seem to make yourself want to add
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# yeah
all my lenses have stopped fitting in my larger camera bag :(
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :3
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# :(

prolly bindun
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# it has!
still!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# thought as much
but I couldn't find one and I couldn't be arsed to search the last four years of /board, so I thought I'd just get it out of my head instead
;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# the other one was much earlier..keep a good joking going i say!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# if only it was
just a joke
: (
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
They look shocked in the background
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# And the beat goes on . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Yeh, earlier today
www.b3ta.com/board/8516714

But this is at least done rather more profeckonally!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Funny when I clicked on the other
thread link . . . I thought that I was going back here . . . but hit a wall !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# What the one I posted on that thread?
I spent a fair bit of effort on that (at the bottom) but I think 90% of the board missed it or didn't understand it...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Ah
I was working at the time, in a cold dark office where b3ta is permanently blocked....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# If I'd walk that way, I'd use talcum powder
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# *scrolls down and apologises
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# come on you old bugger.
Were you too busy throwing your panties at Tom to realise it's spelled Delilah? ;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# it's norf london innit mate
oops, silly me.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Just make it Delia
and say it's for the flatlanders.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
real lols
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I can feel an outing for my 'Best of Tom Jones' CD
who was the other band to cover this in the seventies I seem to remember watching on the Old Gray Whistle Test, btw?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# God bless the Tiger!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I felt the knife in my hand and she left. No more.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Look alikes . . . NOT !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Still . . . NOT !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# amanda holden?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Or Amanda Hold'em as I call her.
The filthy whore, she's asking for it!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# sush
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I mean this in the nicest of ways:
She really suits being a fluffy little dog.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Lovely pets . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# What an odd thread this is


evenings all!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Bow wow . . . WOW !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# RIS?
someone had to.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# You are 100% correct !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)

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