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# something
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *destroys webcam*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Bah
*pulls up pants*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You were on cam to him, too?
I feel cheated.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Rooty Toot Toot !
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# He
Blows.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Sockrates


(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *glomps*
'ning you big lump of lully!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# :D There he is!
Hullo chap - Was just off to bed :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Excellent, which side do you want? ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# The warm side ;o)
g'nite sexeh
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# G'nite bloke!
*tucks in*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# heh
woo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Spangggg!!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hurrah!
plus this is all the sweeter as I is replying through my Wii
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
#
showoff!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oi oi bloke!

/is replying through his phone
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# taped to your cock?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# That's a good one
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha yes.

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# already done it

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Great minds and all that.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# great piss
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# 'ello Mr(s) Prodigy69,
Where can I get sources for sock?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# that pigeon has fucking had it this time
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# The subject makes this :D
Woo!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# pray tell
do they still repeat D+M? A callow youth of your tender years may not have full knowledge and pleasure of Whacky Races et cetera...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I think so, last time I saw it was on "boomerang" but I think that might have changed now.
I should have kept track of it, Wacky Races was fantastic.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Caaatch the pigeon, catch the pigeooon
THIS IS SO APPROPRIATE FOR ME TODAY!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# did you catch a pigeon?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I didn't
but my fucking badass brother did!

He made his own catapult and has been trying to get one in the garden for a while and today he succeeded!

Trying roast pigeon for the first time tomorrow...it's kind of exciting.

SELF-SUFFICIENCY FTW.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ....horrible people.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# :\
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Seriously. To my mind that's really so not cool, and to be so proud of him for doing it too.
Makes no sense to me.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Vegetarian?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Yes, and a hippy when it comes to animals too.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I am truly sorry for your lots.
I'm all for animals having good lives, and also all for eating them.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# god bless minty the lamb
and god rest her soul
she's now turned into a kebab
and slowly rotating on a pole
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ^this also
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# ^this totally
the majority of animals that are eaten are only alive to be eaten, if we didn't eat them they wouldn't ever live at all, at least they get to experience life for a while, thats better than nothing
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# So long as it's a decent life.
If they're going to be crammed into a barn for their whole life barely able to stretch, I'm not sure if it is.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i'd still argue its better than no life at all. but i agree the we ought to make them fairly comfortable
though on a student budget if the choice is between no meat and battery farmed sadly thats no choice at all.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Yeah, that's understandable.
I can afford free range stuff now, so I get it. When I was a poor student, I didn't
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't be made of meat
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# flanders and swan?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ha yes!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ^This.
I wouldn't eat anything from a battery farm purely because that life wouldn't have been worth it.
But then again, wouldn't that mean I'm guilty of making sure that suffering is for nothing?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Suffering for nothing?
Logic fail.

Ever heard of market economics?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# nope
emo.



*Lights a candle for dead winged rat*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Yeah, spot on. Well done.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Sorry
^ could have easily been taken for nastyness.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# i'd be damn proud
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Great.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# here here
Wheres my gun?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I'm not even going to argue.
Just, sorry for having been raised a certain way.

Edit: So much for it not being a big deal that I eat meat sometimes. At least this way it's been allowed to have a proper life and hasn't just been handed to us on a plate after a shit life in a barn.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# not being a tree hugger is nothing to apologise for
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I am bit of tree hugger though and that's why my brother's been wanting to try catching something to eat for ages.
It's much more natural.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# sounds good
i find little as obnoxious as sanctimoniousness. especially vegetarians and non-smokers.


though i'm 5 weeks smoke free btw :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I fully support vegetarianism if that's what people choose.
My family used to be vegetarian until my mum started getting really anaemic and realised that having a little bit of meat would probably be healthy.

I think it's completely natural to eat meat and I probably always will, I'll just make sure it's free range & organic.

Well done with the cigs btw :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# cheers muchly :) you have no idea how hard i'm fighting temptation at the moment



that is.... the temptation to be the sanctimonious ex-smoker.... :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Yet when I catch and eat people I am persecuted.
Where is the consistancy there?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Were they free range people?
Most people are kept confined in inhuman office blocks and flats, barely seeing the light or being allowed to forage.
It's the taste and texture of their meat that truly suffers.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# The confined ones are used to make soylent green.

I'd still like someone to give me a reason why eating something is fine providing its not the same specie.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# My guess is we've evolved to have much more empathy for fellow humans than other animals.
And it's handy not to feel sorry for the thing you've just gutted and jointed.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Yet people can kill other humans without empathy for reasons of nationality or race or ideaology fairly easily.
You'd have thought they'd at least get a good barbeque out of the victim.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# It would be a fine example of recycling.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# i don't know that humans would taste that good though
surely we're programmed to think human flesh tastes nasty? plus we have far too much meat in our diet to taste good
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# There are species who'll happily eat their own species.
But the meat thing might be right. We'll have to eat Ttssattsr first.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# *seconds*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# What again?
Oh you didn't mean like that...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I hope it was a Wood Pidgin!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Was indeed.
All free range and allowed to nom on random tasty things in the garden/surrounding countryside.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# good
because those city pigeons really taste of diesel

:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# can i come to your funeral
you'll catch 1000 varietys of bad aids eating that!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# oooo pigeon pie.... mmmm
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# It's too strong for my liking.
I prefer pheasant.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Pheasant is mega mega mega gamey strong though
EEK
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Only if you hang it for AGES.
We hang it for 3 days max.
We had one that had been out for 10+ days once, we almost died.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# partridge would be my preferance
or wild duck
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# duck is yummy!
but my fowl-tasting experience ends there :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Duck is very nice.
On a less fowl note; Rabbit is one of my favourite meats.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i've not eaten in enough
but venison? *drools*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# My sister's friend went vegetarian for a while,
having seen my lovely mum carving up half a deer on the dining room table.
Said friend missed out on a lovely meal that night.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# are you a pheasant plucker?
or a pheasant pluckers' son?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I prefer peasant
the usually come pre marinated in some form of alcoholic beverage.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I don't think I've had pissed pheasant before,
but we have had lovely pheasant and bacon roast for christmas dinner on more than one occasion.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I've only had pigeon once and it was tough and overcooked.
I'll try cooking it myself sometime.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I had it in China
In a very posh restaurant. It was pinned with its wings spread across a wooden board, like Christ on the cross...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# That rocks
is your surname Fearnley-Whittingstall?

I want a full menu report
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# you caught a pigeon?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# The water main?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# gordon ramsay eventually shot the pigeon
then ripped its wings off and turned it inside out as it was easier than plucking...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# U CORT PIJUN?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Who has got a sound file of mutley sniggering btw?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Dick Dastardly will have, somewhere
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# 'ning sir, have you seen any Drawn Together yet?
It's very divisive...either you will think it's hilarious or you will smash the disc...:-)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i saw one or two epidsodes of it
it looked rather good :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# 'lo dude!
I haven't yet, been out again tonite. I will do soon though, and let you know what I think.

Had a chance to crank the amp yet?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# the weekend
there will be BLEEDING EARDRUMS
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# He's a bit hard to knuckle down to be honest
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# you can get the same effect
by getting an 80 year old 40-a-day smoker with emphysemia and nicking his inhaler, then tickling his balls.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*tries*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I haven't
but on me profile there's me doing an Inspector Gadget quote. Absolutely no fucking reason why I'm posting this 'en.....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# found one
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# You fucking diamond, you have as well
Woo you :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# awww
baby joker off batman.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# This is very much like that "comic" strip
that they have in the Guardian occasionally. Which I have to say I fucking hate! This is nice though :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Knows the one you mean, but....
I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE DOONESBURY!

JOKES HAVE PUNCHLINES YOU YANK TWAT!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# punchlines are for pussies
/ac
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Ok let me rephrase that:
JOKES ARE FUNNY YOU YANK TWAT!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ^^^ this
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
yes
yeah, it's occasionally funny but i like it more when they have perry bible fellowship :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# another of my favourite comic strips
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ha
my favourite is either this or this
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# this is one of mine... or should i say "mime"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
#
This is mine =)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Chezzo?
Shut the fuck up. Seriously.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# um...
i can't work out whether that's serious or just a reference to the comic :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# they do softer world in the guardian?
why don't you like it?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I just dont find it funny most of the time.
In fact, I dont find any of the comics in G2 very amusing apart from PBF.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# yeah
on the backpage of G2
steve bell does monday to thursday, then they have one off the internet on the friday
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# that would almost make it worth reading
except people on the bus would think i own hemp sandals....


though interestingly my girlfriend's father is the biggest producers of hemp in Italy
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# don't forget charlie brooker on mondays!
guardian RULES

hmm that is interesting...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# this made me chuckle
woo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hahah I like this
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# is this deliberately "a softer world"-like?
very woo!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# very much so
they're quite a big influence on the Pound of Flesh strips, this is just an out and out homage*


theft of style
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# That's a lot of sex.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# "I'm going to cunt it up like there's no tommorow!"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# So he's a future prime minister, then?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Talking in the third person AGAIN?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oooooh nicely!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# or a porn star
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# evenin'! anyone seen his mojo?


he's mislaid it again, the twat!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# It's on his head. DOOOOOHHF.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Abe goes Blaxploitation!
Woo!

How do Mushy? Long time no see....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# aalreet!
thought i'd slope back in, got a wee bit of time off for once, so where better to hang out eh?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I concur.
Always nice to have your artwork back :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Legendary Simpsons Quote Time:
Tv Presenter:
"Coming next on our Blaxploitation triple bill:
Blackula,
Blide of Blackenstein AND
The Blunch Black Of Blotre Blame!"

Homer:
"OOOOooh! Funkay!"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# He'll have to buy another.
I didn't know they still published it.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Capt combover says:
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Invisible woman says "STOP PINCHING MY BUM!"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You love it, Mrs Voight.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Ew, being married to him, EWWW
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# It's ok, he's invisible.
You only have to FEEL the cock.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# this brother got tits, G
thats where his mojo's gone
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# No
this is wooness for butter and toast though
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I heard that his mojo
is in the shop for a minor readjustment . . .
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# That's a smooth and easy action right there.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# he's black and on a screen
is it Samuel L Jackson?

the odds are in my favour hear.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# a poem
oh mushy you never fail to impress
even though you now wear a dress
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hahahaha
not ALL the time though you bugger! :P
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# mista mushybees
are you doing stuff for adult swim's website? The Amature Surgeon game?

Also: nice animation.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# aye
and gigolo assassin
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# He left it on top of the piano
Woo and click.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# just reinstalled illustrator and had to do something

my friend chris who DJs on a college radio station in America: "The Chris Brown Love Explosion"
i was going to draw a love explosion...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# love explosion?
college radio america?

rainbows?

polony?

failed food inspection?

legal claim?

"messy" toilet visit

what?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# excellent
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# "Brown love explosion"
fuck.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Haha, that's the funniest thing you've ever said =)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :D
I remember, the last time someone (who wasn't a b3tan, so it was new to them) said that to me was when I shouted "SRACIST!" at him, as the standard response to "snigger"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I hate illustrator
I just cheat and use flash.

Purty rainbow. WOO
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# heard from rob yet?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i love illustrator
its brilliant
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# WE KNOW!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# raaaar !
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# mecha-domo will crush and destroy!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it's like a self filling tin of sardines!
run in terrorrrrr!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# HEMMO DISKCOCKMEATS. HOE R U?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# today I have been feeling absolutely fucked off with no real reason
also I had frozen curry and chips, it was crap, this added to being fucked off

now I am happy, as I have had a cup of tea and biscuits

hoe's u?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Maybe it's your man-period?
*butts in*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# yes, it is
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Maybe it's your butt-period.
/mans in
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# yes, that too
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I am relatively good. I've a strange compulsion to read about Chernobyl and I'm rather peckish, yet I know as soon as I get to the kitchen I'll not immediately find something I want to eat, so I'll end up waddling back up here.
I also would like to draw something, but I'm clueless as to what, so instead, I'll wait for Red Dwarf to download and watch that.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# perhaps you should make a nice piece of toats
to aid your contemplation
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Do not waaaant toaaastttts. Someone make me something pls. :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# TOATS MACHIEN MAKE ONLY TOATS - IF YOU REQUIRE TOATS IS MADE
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# NOOH TOOOTS.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# SORRY IS NOT TIEM TO IMPERSONATES IVOR THE ENGINE IS TIEM FOR TOATS
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I WILL HAVE NO TOATS I WILL CRY AND STOMP.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# FRESHLY TOATSED TOATS SMEARED IN BUTTER AND JAMFLUID
ALTERNATE EGG BOILD IN WATER FLUID AND SMEARED ON TOATS

THIS IS AN INVEVITBLY IT MUST BE HAPPEN
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# why should you wear lead pants in the ukraine?
otherwise chernobyl fallout!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# BUT YOU'D NEED MORE THAN JUST LEAD PANSE. IT'D HAVE TO BE A LEAD BUBBLE. BUT IN REALITY THE RADIATION DOSE YOU'D BE RECEIVING FROM CHERNOBYL WOULDN'T BE LETHAL SHOULD YOU ONLY BE IN THE HIGHLY CONTAMINATED ZONES FOR A GOOD FEW HOURS.
HA! Undermined! :D:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# oh noes!
ALTHOUGH THE EFFECTS OF VERY LOW DOSES OF RADIATION ARE YET TO BE PROPERLY STUDIED AND MAY BE MISUNDERSTOOD, AS EVIDENCED BY THE PRESENCE OF HEALTHY AND NON-MUTATED WILDLIFE IN THE AREA SURROUNDING CHERNOBYL!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# How does he chomp?
EDIT: EVERYONE SHUT UP.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
#
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(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
#
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(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
#
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(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
omp oggs
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
cl goliw
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
#
ggs tted cream

EDIT: fuck, doing this on a phone is far too slow O_o
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# B3TA
ON A PHONE?!?!

O_O
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Aye
At this moment, it's because I'm too lazy to go and get my 'puter...

But during the day it's because I can't get online at w*rk O_o
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP.
Also, I've given up with music for tonight. I shall continue tomorrow once I have slept millions.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Okay.
:]
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha, what a brilliant toatser!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ROBODOMO!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I liked that song, it was really nice :]
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Poor thing looks like his teefs are permanently stuck like that!
This is lovely drawing :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Robo-Domo!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# robodomo is awesomo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I had Randy's solo in my head all day
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
beautiful.

this gets a click
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# :S
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# pft!!!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# DO not laugh at my lack of comprehension you horrible girl!
;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# but it's crowley-poos!
and very funny.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# he fucking loves 'em
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Such dry wit

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# this has beaten me
btw, speaking of towels, did you get a good soaking at the zoo yesterday?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# cheers for that
i'm 1/3 clearer now, i guess i've got some reading to do before i appreciate the genius of jahled fully
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# thing with crowley is to remember most of it's bollocks or stolen from others.
fascinating chap tho.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# of course, he's in heaven now
HAH! JOKES ON HIM!

:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Yes
and today,

Driving back down the M1 was a truly damp experience :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I've DONE it again! *rages*

Sorry masterconnor
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# time of the month?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# about 25 past 10
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# 26. pft
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Well he did say about 25 past you slapper!
;D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# 'about'
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# pft. not good enough.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# pft. yourself!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# oooooooo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# arrrrrrrr
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# best of all monthly epochs
:D

edit: is it me, or is youtube being agressively weak at the moment?
edit2: hmm, seems to be working now, pile of poo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# haven't the cloudiest.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# me neither
it's all crap anyway :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# HURRY SAM, WE MUST GET TO THE ALLCRAP BEFORE MEGAPRON!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# BUT BUT!! I'M NOT YET NAKED!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIEM! BRING THE GRAVY!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# pahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# you bloody confused me for a while there
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# bloody right!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# its like the horror version of Pinocchio
:)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Thought I'd brighten up a graph

There it's all happy now :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# How lully :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# he wouldn't admit i was right...
edit: put this a tad more context...thats all you missed after you went to bed. he said something about gazzing rob, cr3 got back to us and he said it was 2001...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# OK cool.
I had a look earlier on. What a twat :D

How do kittychops?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# haha i know.
i feel like cack.

you?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Not too bad.
I think I am gonna head to bed shortly though. I'm tired for some reason :S
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Tomorrow I will draw rabbits on all my graphs.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Tomorrow I'm going to draw a graph on my rabbit
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I hope it won't mind
it shouldn't if it tickles
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I'm going to graph my rabbit's drawing.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I'm going to graft drawers onto my rabbit
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Freak
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# wabbit
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Tomorrow I'm going to rabbit all over my giraffe's drawers
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I choose to imagine that they were your plans anyway,
and this conversation is a happy coincidence.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# And how!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# just before firey volcano death.
WOO!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Ah just the man I was hoping to see!
Was it you who was talking about the new James Whale show? What station was it on?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# wasn't me i'm afriad.
you may have me confused with someone else.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Ok then :D
Sorry for the inconvenience ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Play Two UK
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Sweet!
Thank you :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
#

now with added steg.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tip Top :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I love the rain
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Ok, you can have it.
You seem to like it more.
I still want to see it at weekends though.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Haha nice.
I like the rain
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Don't hesitate!
Woo! :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# 3 doodles


2 | 3

also i am looking for a copy of osx leopard to fix my computer if you can help me out. and perhaps ideas for things to doodle.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# As usual, you have made me glee :)
With regards to your predicament, I am afraid I know nothing of MACs.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# *cough*piratebay*cough*
I mean, you could go down to your local Apple reseller.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# You nawtee boy!
But yeah I guess, or mininova :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# you need a dvd burner and a dual layer dvd
which i don't have.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Arent there progs that fool your comp into thinking
that it is on a DVD? I seem to remember reading something once....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# it is possible but hard to boot from usb drive or whatever
i don't really have any space to do that though
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ah yes, good point
I had to use the burner at work.

I mean, I would have, if I did such a thing.

You might be able to get away with creating an 8gb partition on an internal or external hard drive and putting Leopard on it. I've done it with an external hdd (erm, in case I scratch the original media, of course) but no idea if I can do a full reinstall from it.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Marvel arse!
Are you going through a "nose" period?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# who nose !
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Erm
Fuck nose?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# fish nose ?


i just remembered about this one. i was doodling it when a spider came in my room and i had to leave for a long time.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Lovely pic!
Nice story :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# god nose?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# yay more long noses!
i also love the lolrock

and sorry, i am an ubuntu user
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Three strikes
You're definitely in.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i love cusdid
splendid as ever
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# surreal doodles
nice.

on a completely unrelated matter:
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# if i win i want to save the world
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# What an arse!
Williams that is....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# 1300 clergy have threatened to leave if women are allowed in.
Glad that not having a woman work with them is more important than their religion.

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I'm still trying to work out how this is anything other than outright sexism
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Its the church, its allowed
besides if this gets through they'll let darkies and homos in. then where will they be?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# They sure know how to destroy their own public image.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# it won't upset the congregation
they like it that way in their cosy Daily Mail insulated Jesus houses
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# My mum's a local preacher, as it happens.
I suspect she'd be for women bishops.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yay for girls in er, frocks
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# That's not entirely fair...
It like the whole "No all Muslims want to explode you" thing. It's actually only a small portion of the church that are miserable, biggoted child-botherers.

(My Mum's a Minister)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# No,
I think you'll find that if you have a particular faith,
your personality is instantly pigeon holed into a predetermined category.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# It's tradition.
Like the downtredding of the poor and casual racism.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# rol! casural lacism!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Silly clergymen
Don't they realise that they wouldn't have to make their own tea anymore?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# if i gave a toss about any religion
other than the control they have over peoples lives, i'd be outraged. and according to that nice chap who was on channel 4 at christmas blowing holes in the whole last supper deciple thing the ladies had a fair bit of power in jesus's gang.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I feel half the population should be entitled be preach this superstitious crap if that's what they feel compelled to do
Just because they are women seems utterly pointless to deny them the place to do stuff like be ceremonial when I am watching someone being buried I guess
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# exactly
if the old boys don't like it they can fuck off and dream themselves up a new religion, just don't come preaching it at me or let it interfere with my life in any way, i don't want to know.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I am certain that would get me out of bed on a sunday morning
standing in the pulpit reading from Sandra 02:69

The bint I mean
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Naked sock puppet!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# DId you know that all of what he wrote about is true?
And he was actually The Invisible Man? And The Elephant Man was half man half martian?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# And Africans are subhuman?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Read 'The Sleeper Awakes'
Cracking book, except that it exposes some rather unfortunate opinions on the part of Mr Wells.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I see.
I'll check it out....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# To be honest he was probably reflecting established public opinion at the time
but I suspect it's why the book has never been as famous as his others.
Other than that, it's my favourite H G Wells book.
The political commentary is also pretty blatant but interesting.
It would make a good film conversion.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean.
It is very difficult to simply call some of these old books overtly racist. Unfortunately, it was generally held public opinion. Luckily it is not the case now.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Here's the Gutenberg link:
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/775

Definitely worth a read.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# not racist
they are a completely different species... so

SPECIESIST!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# is that a rankin reference?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# It may be :)
I may have finished The Witches of Chiswick last week ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# haha brill!
now read knees up mother earth, which is a kind of a sequel :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Will do,
although I have started reading Snuff Fiction again today. Ill get it out this week as I am sure I will finish this in a couple of days, along with my Spike Milligan book :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# i have just started "jonathan strange and mr norrell" by susanna clarke
it may keep me going for a while, it is fucking HUGE!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Jesus!
That does look big! Ill check that out in the library too when I get up there!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# gnop it. gnop it now.


Click for bigger (21KB)

apparently old sean, collapsed looks like burt reynolds. a bit.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Lord no!
Not again!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# What you done to it?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Pinch tool != gnopS
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# didn't actually
use pinch tool..
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Liquify?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# you'll never look at him the same way again
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# You fucker.
*wanders off to find bleach*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Ring bleach?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hahahaha
ouch!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahaha!
also glad i'm not the only one that thought they looked like a botty hole.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Did anyone else notice Catherine's character was completely written out of any possible future appearances with all of that 'She'll burn up nonsense?'

Given how badly her character went down, it was someone's passing shot at the producers methinks
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# To be honest, Moffat can win over the die-hard fans in one swoop come 2010
and bring back Sally Sparrow as the new assistant
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# yes yes yes YES!
she was awesome!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Fuck yes!
and hot!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# :D
much nicer than billie the chipmunk
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# the one in "blink"
who was so ridiculously better than martha that they kept martha out of sight as much as possible in the hope that no-one would notice
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# was she an assistant?
I clearly don't follow this half as much as a mna of my age is meant to
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you must remember the episode "blink" with the weeping angels, written by moffat the great
the doctor and martha were hardly in it because they were trapped in the past, it was mainly centred around her
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# yeah I remember the episode
but she didn't stick in my memory
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# One of those Front Pages
that were memorable
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# the whole episode was appalling
it was like one big thumbs up to slash fic writers for Tennant on Tennant bumming books and two fingers up to everyone who actually wanted something close to science fiction
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Couldn't agree more
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# It sounds like I'm homophobic, and I'm not
But I found the constant bumming/tuppence licking references wearing after a while.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# All that sexual referencing and not one 'it's bigger on the inside' gag
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i thought it was a hoot
but then again i would as i only see it as bubblegum silliness tv, just like it always has been since i was a wee, scared and hiding behind the sofa nipper.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ^this. Entirely
It's Saturday night popcorn tv, and for that alone, I like it. It is infinitely preferable to 'Strictly Come Conga', 'How do you solve a problem like dwindling ratings' or other Norton fronted dross that relies on 'viewer participation' in the form of premium phone lines, and features 'celebrities' and andy warhol '15-minuters' who could all sing cabaret at the wailing wall and nobody would notice.

I've paid my license fee, now put on something entertaining that doesn't require any effort or more cash from me at a time which is considered 'peak' viewing.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# folk do tend to take it too seriously i feel
i think the new stuff has been a giggle, i even like the sexual innuendos and all the mucking around, i watch it on a week by week basis generally having forgotten what happened in the previous episodes anyway.
i'm in the minority on here because i find the whole science fiction thing funny, the emphasis for me is firmly on the fiction, it's pretend, and it's supposed to be silly.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Youtube isn't working for me at present, but...
when you get a chance, search for 'shatner' + 'i am canadian' - he sums up the whole silliness of science fiction quite nicely.

hang on... www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1CwZgb_iAI
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# will do
i think i've seen it but i'll go for another look.

edit/splendid stuff
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Heh, yeah I noticed that
But then they stuck Billy Piper in a whole different dimension and still managed to bring her back.

Hopefully the departure of RTD will put an end to these farcical storylines.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# he's still got the christmas episode and 3 specials next year he's 'overseeing'
there's still time yet to f*ck it up further
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# You follow Doctor Who so maybe you can answer this...
the splodgy Dalek mad thing kept saying that one of the Doctors assistants would die.

Bit none of them did, or did I fall asleep and miss a bit?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# it was referred to at the end when the doc was talking to wilf and her mum
something along the lines of 'That Donna is now dead' - after he wiped her mind of the memories relating to travelling with him. At least, that's how I interpreted it.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ah, so someone die, but they won't, at all, they'll just forget stuff
is what he meant
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I assumed so.
It was all a bit 'rushed' and 'tricky' to follow. God knows how kids kept up with it. I can only assume the shoehorning in of every single strand mentioned throughout 4 seasons was washed over with the kids by having lots of loud shouty dialogue and explosions and spinning daleks
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I could not agree more actually
Yet another 'genocide of the Daleks' episode to round things off, I was rather hoping it stayed a bit dark to be honest
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# aye, the 'end' of them was more than a bit 'pants' really :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# And for the Christmas special...?
Cybermen. Again.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Actually
she went down very well.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# SO DID YOUR MUM
etc
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant

a genuine laugh out loud there

cheers and woo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
#




(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# !?!?!
WOO AND FUCKING YAY


i demand a copy
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I WANNA PLAY!
I WANNA PLAY!I WANNA PLAY!I WANNA PLAY!I WANNA PLAY!I WANNA PLAY!I WANNA PLAY!I WANNA PLAY!I WANNA PLAY!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# woo me too!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Let's play.
How do we obtain a game?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *beckons microwave*
also, i well want to play this
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Ooooh, me too!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i keep looking at this game and for some reason i knew that was your link before i clicked it
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ha
well there can't be too many boardgames weird and twisted enough to appeal to b3tans
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Tom O'Psychic
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# buy my new DEVIL JUICE!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# How much is it...?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# not too much.....




ONLY YOUR SOUL!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Sweet!
*bargains*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Would you like to play a game of chess?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# JOSEPH
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm a bit shit at chess.
D:
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Pawn to King one
or something
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Prawn to my tummy
yum
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i'm assuming
it's available in all good fictional toy shops?

edit: shit - i did some html and it worked!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
- i did some html shit and it worked.

Sciencetm
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# yes
i agree.*clikt
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *lick*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *wipes*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
You appear to missed out the River Styx and everyone's buddy Charon in that bloodfest


(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# \o/
Hack and slash! WYHP
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Well that's going in my letter to Santa.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# On the bright side
There's pizza!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# YES!
Who wants an aviary invite. I have two left.

Don't ask me what aviary is.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# an invite to a big bird cage?
nothxbye.

bigbird cage haha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# We have another
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
you're a serial killer in the making*

:D


that's actually 'in the making' and not 'currently' is it?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# A screenshot from Daft Punk's Gap commercial.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *glees*
That's ace :D
Colours...
*click*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Obviously the colors weren't that vivd in the ad.
:]
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I like this!
Did you listen to those links I spent ages finding for you?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Not yet, sir.
But I have them open in my browser. :]
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Well get to it!
:)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# they did a commercial for Gap?!
Sell out whores
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i know, they did it with juliet lewis to :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I know.
:[
I'd link it, but YouTube is being fucked.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Why don't they sell hot dogs?


Click for bigger (89KB)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I rarely venture onto these parts,
but can I just say FUCK OFF!!!

Cheers.

*gets back to /links*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ?!!
call dr frazier crane.
on 1800 YANKBOLOX
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I tried there already.
www.shutthefuckup.com

Just a bit touchy, dunno why. And I am entitled to an opinion, just as he is.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# LOLed
I just had a burger. Go easy man. (dont worry, it was birds eye burger, wonder which bird's eyes they make it from?)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# is it just me or does the pig he's holding look a bit 'goatse' he's even got the wedding ring?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I see goatse in everything too.
Its a B3TA curse.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# eh?
EDIT/ Bah, didnt work!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# quick and very dirty
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# The Strand?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Biloxi
Mississippi ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# My sister in law lives there,
how queer.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Nice bit of pork
who wouldn't?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Its not TOAP
It's TNTAP
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# TNTAP
ris..
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# text next to a picture
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Allrighty then,
that's sorted. Thanks
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# um
how is killing pigs a specifically "mcdonalds" activity?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# in german
"ich liebe es!"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# no idea why ...
glad monday is over ...

time to write stories about food ...

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Charlie Brooker absolutely rules.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I saw him about three weeks ago
walking down Goldhawk Road, chatting on his mobile and looking very jolly indeed in fact.

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hahah
spot on
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I don't know who this is but I just ate a cheese and onion sandwich and now I have a blister on my gum
are these 2 things related?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# No
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# by no you mean yes
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
Sciencetm
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# How long does a CS3 Suite update take for christ's sake btw
about two hours on quality broadband, and ongoing!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# you want to get on newsgroups
1meg a sec dl speeds every time for me. Shemes.com
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I'm new to the world of Macs
but this white box has bouncing off the left edge of monitor for yonks now

Edit: That looks interesting, but why are all downloads off the net advertised as if they come downloadable in a box? :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# perhaps you have the little box ticked
that says only download when connection is idle?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Maybe.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I like charlie :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# that made me giggle many times
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I think charlie Brooker is
one of those people you either get or you don't.

Like Derren Brown, Jimmy Carr, Jonathan Ross
All of whom people have been surprised I like.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I very much fall into the latter category there.
His humour seems to be "This TV programme is shit. Everyone involved is a cunt, lol"

Which is a shame, as the feature element of Screenwipe (or Burn, or whatever his BBC4 show is) is genuinely interesting.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# You're right, he is often unhappy.
But with good fucking reason! Have you seen all the cocks in advertising?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Yes, because babies are notoriously foul-mouthed.. In fact, this one just called Derek a prick.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# which derek?
derek acorah, the prick?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# That's on his business card.
Derek Acorah, The Prick
0800-fuckingshittyghosts
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# say what?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# IT'S A QUOTE, DARLING.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Its true
if you had your picture in the best newspaper in the world almost every day you'd want a better photo.

Composition wise 10/10 too
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I like Charlie Brooker,
I do.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I love charlie brooker, that's a cracking likeness!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# The eyes have it.
groovy is that.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

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