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Morning all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

lol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

That was the season finale of "Pie in the sky", wasn't it?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

urgh.

he makes me feel ickness just looking at him.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

garlic, rosemary...and SALT

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

wut, no sage?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

He didn't have the thyme

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

chive heard enough

of these puns

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

Tribs is very sorrel

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

This thread is now cloved for business

*sings "Lavender elevator"*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)

oregano he's had enough

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

LOL HAHA

BA DUM TISH !

he's here all week folks

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

where is baker street?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

Turkmenistan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

how many?

Stan is very lucky if it's more that one.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

83.6

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

jamaica?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Alaska

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Mornington Crescent

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

that number doesn't work.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Heheheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

The phone number just adds to the humor.

(WiggZ, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Hehe

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

pLOLitics!

Click for bigger (68KB)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

They both look constipated

Which is nice.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

Then give them

an Enema of the State.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

a rambo font

on a rocky film

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

*hasn't seen either*

*is mightily chuffed by this*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

And Uwe Boll production values

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

Uwe Boll, you say?

(This board is like the card game "Once upon a time" for reposts...)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

damn... don't joke, it WILL happen.... I am so not happy about that prick making Far Cry.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Is it even the Far Cry story?

Or just some shitty script renamed?

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Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

shitty script renamed. I heard it's not even set on a tropical island anymore.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

I have just read the synopsis on imdb...

wtmff!!! is the only response. Also the poster is totaly gay.

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Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

And worryingly

it'll be the last film Don S. Davis ever appeared in. Great legacy.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

*IMDB's Ewe Boll*

fucking hell he's made some BAD films!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

yes

all of them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

remove some add only between the he's and made

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha

THAT I would watch

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

Great stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

hahahaha

hahhaha

i just gargled out my laugh for about 15 seconds.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

It's never too soon.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

i swear to god

if i see this one more time...

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

you swear to god if you see this one more time you'll what?

leave the board?

*opens photoshop

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

4th ... 5th time?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

:( I only read it about 30 minutes ago.

I fail at internet.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

you need a brain implant with RSS feeds

it was fun having mine fitted

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

I bet scientologists did it

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

CERN did it!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

hahahahahha, fecking brilliant!

so when is doomsday; wasn't it just the basic startup test the other day?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

September 10th

☺

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

oh my god it's bindun

you bastards!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

haha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

three fiddy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

I never usually shop stuff,

but I'm tempted to spend all day doing these.

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Zuowan, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

Hello...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

you gotta teach me how to make

eyelids :(

+ this needs more paranoid eye movement!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

.............Is it me you're looking for?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

I hope he doesn't sneeze :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

would i poke it in the eye

or just be picking its nose?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

eye nose what you gone done there

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

ear cataracts?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

eye bogies!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

NOSE cataracts?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

help him, i beg you

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

I shall!

That poor man!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

Are they standing in from of a sign from ARSEMANIA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

the Russians have already sent the tanks in to Arsemania

an that

hello b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

Oh is bad man

Hello lovely Nibes, I'm going home in a minute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

ah hello

have you got skivey tiem?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

I've got apocalyptic lurgy

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

oh dear

take some Covonia

there's a new gravy-flavour one on the market

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Are you calling me fat?

*female*

Covonia normal flavour is yummy enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

er, no

I have meat on the brain cos of having meat overdose at the weekend

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

I love meat.

I didn't have a meaty overdone, that may explain me being ill. Not enough Vitamin Meat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

Hello!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

I KNOW I AM

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

'ello Gronky!

Have you seen this one: australiasucks.tumblr.com/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

This blog totally doesn't try hard enough.

I mean it raises valid reasons to hate australia, but it's just a bunch of pictures.

My blog is much better.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Yours doesn't work though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

What do you mean?

I can see it fine, is it not loading or something?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Ah, working now

all I got was status.blogspot.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

is that his lunch?

im having a smoked sausage pasta with 3 cheese sauce...

what are other b3tas having?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

i had

a sausage inside some dough (whatever it called in english)

and macaroni.

with some corn salad

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

sausage roll :-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

yes!!

and ofcourse it's cooked dough :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Was the dough cooked?

It was either toad-in-the-hole or more likely battered sausage.

Edit: Doh! Sausage roll :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

hehe

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Sausage roll?

mind you that's cooked dough..

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

battered sav.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

Sugarpuffs

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

i stopped eating sugar puffs

when i discoverd that my piss smelt like them after every bowl

:-s

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

That is the sole reason I eat them.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Honey Mustard Ranch Salad

it's actually a bit rubbish

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

I had chicken wrapped in bacon in a mound of mash with brown sauce.

and an unhealthy dose of 80's pop music.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

awesome!

needs more cheese though

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

oh, it had cheese under the bacon, but nothing special just ordinary strong cheddar.

I REALLY DO NEED MORE CHEESE.

We came 8th in syncro diving :'(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

and 8th is never good enough!

set the on fire and dont put them out untill they can get bronze!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

I'm related to the small diving child

Tom daley, he's like my second cousin, or
something.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

then YOU shall be set alight!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

*douses self in petrol*

I AM FUCKING IMUNE(?) TO FIRE.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

NOOOOOOOO MY PLAN FAILED

WHO KNEW YOU ARE IMMUNE? MY ONE WEAKNESS...IMMUNITY!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

cheese & pickle sandwich

and cake

and possibly a muffin after that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

A sammich, some biscuits and some free chicken the nice lady in asda gave me.

Yum Yum.

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Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

I am having sandwiches with three kinds of cheese,

spicy tomato soup, some tea and a bag of sugared foamy gelatin bananas

and some ham on the side, for the touching

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

who did you have to touch

to get ham?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

cheese and caramelized onion sandwiches

and 2 clementines

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

what in the nemae of arse rapeing chunder bunnies

is a Clementine?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

A small orange.

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Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

a little orange

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

an orange, isn't it?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

something orange, apparently

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

an orange

you fuckwit!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

it's not an orange!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

this

www.photolight.co.il/photo/2007-08-12/95992.jpg

and also kate winslet in eternal sunshine of the sotless mind

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

Sandwich

and possibly all of the food in my house, as I'm going home in a few minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

get the tastiest food

and stuff it with the 2nd most woo-ful!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

Broke.

So it'll be toast with marmite and cheese. Which is good enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

*bleugh*

marmite is shite

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

lies!

marmite is all of teh yummy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

I had a doner kebab...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

they're nice because you know how bad they are.

I always opt for the chicken now though, since i had food poisioning. :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

hqalf a cup of chicken soup

i've learnt my lesson about solid food after last night's bout of over-enthusiastic puking :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

sounds fun

were you blowing chunks of a mighty proportion?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

more of a mild chicken shrapnel.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

I am confused

Which one do I save?
*shots both of them*
oops!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

,,,,

(herman:D, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

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Microwave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

is he impotent?

a private detective with defective privates?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

Private dick

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

Dick for money

Do all you want him to do

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

If he's private

Is no one allowed to enter him?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

....said Ghostie, disappointedly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

Found one!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

I think I see the Elephant Man's face in the clouds

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

Lies..

It's quite clearly a fox smoking a tab.

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Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

jeez

i just had a nerd spasm,

read it as Prime Directive and thought 'why the fuck is Piccard in a suit?'

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'm going home in 15 minutes

and wish I had some TNG there to watch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

to convoless??

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

Yep. Sleep, hot menthol bath, toast.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

make a lovely little nest in front of the telly

with a favourite blanket

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Yep, I plan on doing

and watching Total Recall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

what's your favourite blanket like

mine's leopard skin

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

Big green cashmere one

it's the size of the world, it's huge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

niiice

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

TK Maxx

£90 reduced to £30. BARGAIN.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

crieky

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

Yam it fetish tiem?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

that's not a yam you fool

nicely moley.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

Mmmmm roastededed marrows!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)

bleh

rubbish, i hate marrows, the most pointless veg evar.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

I sort of agree

Unless you roast them in the oven for about an hour. All the sugars caramelise and they lose about 60% of their mass so all the flavours are condenced and they're luverly!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

and then they burn the hell out of yr mouth

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

Or, alternatively,

You can wait more than three secends after they leave the oven to eat them:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Dem's some fine looking marrows!

Woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

Get ready to party

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

welcome to the board

your image is a little big, try optimising it.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

shoped only please

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

My word they do (mostly) look happy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

CRIKEY

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

In all good Toy Stores...

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Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

How odd

I thought the undies were meant to be green.

EDIT: Yay we got a Gold and Bronze in teh swimming

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

Mine had blue pants

I seem to remember.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

Not a real Action Man?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

*ignores the instinct that tells him to type real action men go commando*

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

My eyes! My poor eyes!

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=real+action+men+go+commando&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

LIES!

EDIT: I must have had the "special operations" action man from 1978.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

That's an old style action man

The first ones didn't have pants and didn't have realistic gripping hands and hair and moving eyes and shit

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

No.

My eagle eye action man had that and green welded on pants.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

Wow

Ok my memory is bad :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

no, your memory is good

my first had rigid hands and painted on hair, i admit it was made of wood but...

ok, it was a painted stick.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

"Action Spoon"?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

Yes but that was rather a long time ago

I believe at that point they were called 'Action Roundheads and Cavaliers'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

see, i knew this was coming

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

That's what Cromwell said.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

Needs more moustache.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

and bow tie

or so I heard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

Went to Great Yarmouth on Saturday....

and despite tight security I was able to take these covert snaps. Might be some monsters that haven't been seen before, how many can you identify?

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

starsky and hutch

and,,,and...

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

Sorry TJ time

I was in Cheltenham last week and I found this stall that sold only scotch eggs.
I was in heaven, I nicked a menu thingy.

I nicked a menu thingy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

did your breath smell like gas afterwards?

(edit, pisspoor spelling)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Why pisspoor?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

first attempt said 'afterwars'

unless you are a secret military dictator/leader of the terror cell of mirth?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

Erm no it didn't

There was no ninja there and I admit it if I do.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

no, my post did silly

all the more reason for me to have left my cack handed original unedited.

related news - I had some nice savoury eggs last week, not proper scotch eggs but they were bought by my missus as part of a birthday picnic in hyde park so I shan't be ungrateful

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

Even better. You can get them in london!

LONDON

NW1 8JD
Melrose and Morgan, 42, Gloucester Ave
NW10 1DE
Melbury & Appleton ltd, 271, Muswell Hill
SE22 8HJ
Green & Blue 38, Lordship lane, Dulwich
SW3 4LY
Partridges Deli, 2-5, Duke of York Square
SW7 4PL
Partridges Deli ,17-23 Gloucester Rd, Kensington
SW12 9SG

EDIT: Yays Gloucester Road, 5 mins walk from where I am:D

EDIT EDIT: Ooo or your selection of 6 delivered to your door for £7.50!

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Oo the cheaky git! They're £1.25 each online but I paid £2.75 each at teh stall!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

*takes picture with phone*

best way I could think of to remind me to try these places when out and about, hmm the one in muswell hill's probs best for me as it's so close to the north circular...

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

www.handmadescotcheggs.co.uk/shop/

EDIT: Oustanding typeo or just a worrying recipe!

Free-range Brisith Saddleback pork with SHROPSHIRE LAD

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

bloody hell, that works out over £3 a scotch egg!

though they do sound awesome, would be great for a present though

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

Yeah I just saw that £20!

Best go down the shop so you can get just a couple.
Although they're about the same size of the shop bought ones they are about twice the weight, although they're not heavy in a culinary way.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

My brother lives in Cheltenham

time to pay him a visit methinks

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Has to be a Friday when the market is on.

I had a scrumpy one, a black pudding/pork mince one and a rabbit an pork one:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

Dammit, that sounds good!

Perhaps I could combine a number of activities, i.e. visit when the Coopers Hill cheese rolling event is on. I could celebrate tumbling down a hill with a scrumpy scotch egg. Assuming my neck doesnt break.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

Don't worry about it

I believe it's almost unheard of to break one's neck when tucking into a savory/eggle based snack.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

No way man...you can break your neck doing anything

I was told this totally true story about a soldier who was on parade & turned his head and he dropped dead with a broken neck...100% true...I was told by my friend who heard it from his girlfriends uncle who knew a guy....

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

Was he eating a scotch egg at the time?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

the garlic leon one sounds good

that with some sweet chilli sauce would be well lush

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

the infamous Tussauds!

Hitler
Starsky & Hutch
Sean Connery
Gorden Kaye
Prince William
Noel Edmonds
Bobby Ball

As a Norfolkonian, I have a grudging admiration for that place, still going after all these years and all the bad publicity. :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Louis Tussaud's! I've never dared go inside...

You're a braver man than me Archie!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

I went in many, many, MANY years ago

I don't visit Yarmouth unless I have to.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

fuck

that looks like the worst nightmare anyone's ever had.

Right, we've got Starsky and hutch, René and james bond, hitler, prince wills, noel edmunds and.....fuck knows.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

alf ffrom 'allo 'allo, charlie chaplin.. is that meant to be the noel of edmonds in that snazy jacket?

and with the cardiga it's got to be stasky and hutch...

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

is it just me but does starsky look like prince phillip?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

I thought it was Nick Knowles from DIY SOS...

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Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

ahahahaha!

yesssssssssss

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

This creeps me the fuck out

well done

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

its lilke you went in a time machine...

...they are very realistic

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

... shop window dummies

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

From left to right

Hitler (or an older harry potter), Starsky & Hutch, Sean Connery as Bond, Gorden Kaye in Allo Allo, Prince William (Bottom left) & Noel Edmonds & Jason King (bottom right).

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

Close

Got the last one wrong.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

Yeah, didnt have a clue

but someone said Bobby Ball

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Correct

Well done, have a biscuit.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

Yay!!

Wait...this is soggy

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hitler looks a bit....disabled.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

office lol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

Because it's TRUE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

he does only have one ball

must in vestigate to see if they're anatomically correct.

would "hi I'm the man from tussards I'm here to check your messurements" be my new way to get unwitting celebrities nude...

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

If you find a naked Hitler Tussauds statue

for fuck sake, inform me. I can think of few things I want more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

like a t and an apostrophe?

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

Oh.... no.

Fuck off, I'm ill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

*hugs*

*pats on back*
*makes sure the pats feel sympathetic instead of derisery or patronising*

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

The other is in the Albert Hall

apparently

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

do they have a madame tussards too?

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

No idea

But Himmlers are rather similar,
And poor old Gobbels, has no balls, at all

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

what about goering? I heard if he shaves them they tend to sting?

and as for Ikemann he just don't like them.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

It's Daniel Radcliff in 20 years time

he never got over the end of Harry Potter and turned to right wing dictatorships.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

I have odd feelings about that boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

If he ever did porn I have a film title he could use:

“Hairy Putter and the Syphilitic Bone”

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Disabled?

I would say he looks quite homosexual. He is about to finish a long speach with the words, Ooooh! Entey.

Edit: Sorry for the bad German.

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Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Bernard, from bernards watch

The man from that box opening game and manwell in the bottom right, prince harry in the left, James bond and the guy from ello ello, and i don't know the others.

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Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

bernard goes to my university

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

Woah, Awesome!

Can you ask him if he's ever used his watch for evil? like robbing banks?

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Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

lol

if an 11 year old boy really had a watch that stopped time he would totally perv it up

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

Bernard. Bernard. ....Bernard. Bernard, Bernard.....Bernard.....Bernard....Bernard...

I'm a prostitute robot from the future!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

Nice to see they modelled Gorden Kaye after he had his car accident...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

I am so gonna have nightmares about this tonight.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

...

~~great~~ shit

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

hahaha I've been there..it really is piss poor, in an awesome way :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

The Dark Side of Planet Earth

First post but here we go anyway...

www.vimeo.com/1393404

A mash up of Dark Side of The Moon and Planet Earth. All unedited and quite brilliant to watch if you're under certain Class-B-but-previously-Class-C influences.

(mrcorbtt, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

I'm going to go into the bunker for the next few minutes. See you when all the bashing stops.

(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

you can come out now

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

friz is gay?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

~~gay~~
Richard Stilgoe?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

does he?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

i can't believe

how nice everyone is being about this one;
I would assume it cos they got they're L plates on and the board nazis haven't got online yet

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

I'm making an effort to be nice

not had many n00bs stay around for a while, and new friendies are good.

Less forgiving of established folk who fuck it up, but i think we're generally all trying to be reasonable, this isn't 4chan afterall.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

the board nazis and the GC brigade are...

...what make /links tedious at times.

thank god for the sick bastards that live on here

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

go b3ta! *high fives and backslaps*

yes, aren't we all just great

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

sorry sonny, links board is for links

this board is for piccys, that you made, that are funny, and worksafe and under 50kb.

If you could edit your post to include a nice picture you made that would be cracking.

Welcome tho.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

peas then

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

*peas*

i say, saccharine, you still up for a psychedelic bash this autumn?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Eh, what, what's all this?

I'm not invited? You meanies. You're meant to love me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

of course you're invited. how could we do it without you?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

with out wow it'd be insanity

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

although if I beg to be chosen it might look liek vanity

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

I'd be more impartial if i was delivering news like fox's o'hannity

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

I'm doing this all by my self so that's quite a calamity

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

I don't liek the drink I'm drinking I need a new brand of tea.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

i'm feeling so heavy like some one has sat on me

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

tthey actually have who could this fat arse be

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

they're called over their friends and now its a menagerie

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

all of them are speaking a bizarre form of cockerny

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

asking one enoher how was their saturday

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

one went to the cinema and experienced a matinee

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

\o/

yeeeeah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

that charcter always reminds me of big daddy

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

haha!

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Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

peas? have a long one.

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

this is brilliant

i love when a cartoon articulates something that's been confusing me!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

thanking you sir :)

i live to serve.

I don't think my next one will serve you as well though as it's going to revolve around a pun...

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arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)

Oh yes

something I forgot to tell you.

I had a little kitty visitor yesterday. He came in the french doors and had a look about. I gave him back to the world, he had a collar. I was sad about it, he was a cuddly little puss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

aaaaaaah lully.

Oakie gave me a scratch i did a bleed, nawty kitty

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

Gingerpuss only gave me leg cuddles.

And he purred when I picked him up. OH it was so hard to let him go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

I tell thee; get to a rescue home, find one with a wrong, give it luvs

she was just cross because she missed us, or more accurately missed dinner as we were up north.

Also I now have to make sure that i get into bed first or there is no room for my feet.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

Once the wife's got a wage coming in

we're getting a kitty. Gingerpuss affirmed that for us by the fact that I was almost in tears.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

you soft sweetheart

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

you have a new cat now? yay!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

yes!

she is a funny thing with a big fat belly and wonky back legs. She sits like a people, it's good.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

rescue kitty?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

aye

her pelvis got smashed in a car accident and no one claimed ownership afterwards, she's safe to be outside and hence happy in our flat.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

next door's cat keeps making visits into our flat through the open bathroom window

every so often I'll see something in my peripheral vision in the living room, and it's the little white n black cat miawing at me. I seem to give it the fear, totally unfounded

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

Awwwww keeeeeeeeetteeeeee

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

he got stuck in the flat a week or 2 ago

i left the window open when i left around 5am for early shift, my other half shut the window when she left at 9 ish. When I got in mid afternoon, the same cat was miawing like mad having been stuck in our flat for hours. I tempted it out with some ham and have yet to find cat faeces, hopefully it was a restrained puss

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

Awwww poor kittum.

Might've been too scared to poo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

they are pretty reserved about pooing

ours didn't for a couple of days whilst it was hiding and getting used to it's new home

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

you want /links you do

Posting a link? Consider using the links board.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Oh noes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Angry sun is angry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

WHY IS THE SUN FASHIONABLE IN THE 70'S

BECAUSE HE HAS SOLAR FLARES

1LOLOL1O1OLOLZOZZZZRRRZZ111!!!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

*spang*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

SUNWOMB!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

evil sunz iz da bestest

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

that's really good yay

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

links to vids kinda belong on the links board. this is for images (and animated gifs) that you've 'shopped yourself.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Links board, chap

Don't delete this thread, just remember for next time. As you were.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU

is this a indication of how the week is to continue.......

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

Old mans tadger

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

This is soooooo disturbing.

I now can't look at anything else in the picture.

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Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

Is it Wogan Week yet?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

He looks like Hansome Dan from Waynes World.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/breathe_happy/harryshearer.jpg

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Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

YES!!

b3ta.com/links/Wogan

go for it!!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Well,

I liked it

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

Me too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

listen to those people above

but whatever you do, don't delete the post.

just edit it and put a nice picture in.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

yes it will

unless the thrust of the lateral prop doesn't equalise the gyroscopic force of the vertical thrust prop; in which case it will spin on the spot.

/aeronautical-physics-blog

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

yes it will.

i know this because i tried it for real with my RC helicopter.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)

nice one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

pffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

All aboard!!

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Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

Yaarrrrrr!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

are pirates half price?

edit: no they're free; i should try reading things

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

Perhaps you need an iEye test...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

Hahaha! Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

Fucking YES

this is exactly the sort of thing I need.

Also: rar, she's a bit nice. A bit like my Sue, she is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

she's a bit like the nazi iSue

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

Moistmaking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

Hearing tests for pirates are not free

it's a buck an ear

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

haha

top quality punnage

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

And why are pirates called pirates?

because they yarrrrr!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

this is my favourite joke

literally ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

I was going to say that it's the best joke ever.

I once told it on a packed train, I could hear the groans going down the train as it was repeated

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

I like this a lot

because it's a clever idea and she's pretty!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

There's something very nice about ladies with short dark hair and glasses.

*shuffles a bit closer* ning Jude, I am all ill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

oh no

*huggles in protective anti-ill suit*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Always prepared!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Put me back...!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

DING DONG LEEKRAPE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

Hahahaha...

Thought that was Jeffrey Archer for a minute...

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Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

its not?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

So did the screaming leek...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

mandrake!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

hahha, dunno why, but this makes me laugh :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

aceness!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

With thanks to Bernardo O'Higgins

Although his facial expression seems more to say:
"Is this Georgia?"

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

durp dee durp?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)

rated PG13

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

rob schnider is a stapler!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

and he's about to find out

that being a stapler is harder than it looks.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

and he's about to find out

that without adam sandler he has no career!

both are shite though..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

you can do eet!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

eeep

Nice colour matching on the anal lips as well.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

It's clearly an algorithm...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

stupid fucking russia

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

No-one cares about world war 3 here

unless it involves squirrels with tits

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

which if they nuke everything

it might

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

Oh come on

when has a dispute between 2 countries in the far east of europe ever caused a world war?....

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

Loads of people think its going to be a world war.

Personally, i'm going to wait until russia invade poland before i believe that.

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Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

Nah

the next world war will be between zombies and a handfull of survivors. Should be fun.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

i don't believe that this will spark a world war

its not going to help but no country wants to get into full on all out conflict.

also i have epilepsy so I don't have to go even if it does go mental. loldraftdodge

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

Mariah Carrey

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Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

WRONG

but woo

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

That's confusing...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

She used to be such a nice girl

then she divorced Tommy Mottola and turns into a hamster faced whore overnight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

She's living the hamster dream

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

She's a hamster girl

in a hamster world
life in plastic (cages)
it's fantastic
You can brush her fur
Undress her everywur (*Cleveland*)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

nice tits though

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

Tits do not the woman make.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

Tits do the doctors make

for them.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)

Yeah, but who wants all scarred plastic ones?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

about 40%

/titsurveyblog

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

Not me, senor.

Not for my chest or any lady who I happen to be diddling with. No siree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

Fake ones look abnormal and, often, ridiculous.

Give me a real woman anyday.

(

Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

Show me the fibre of your fabric

and Madame Wow may have just the girl for you.

Ciggy time!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

I've got one

Ta, for the offer though :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

THEY AREN'T BREASTS, THEY'RE LIES!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

^this

I'd take bee-stings over fakers anyday.

I regret having my implants put in

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

Looks like Rob

After a 'Do.

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Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

Haha

My thoughts exactly

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

Hahaha

she's a cheeky minx!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

good ninging

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

that's weird subwoofer!

i would like one

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

get these made

3. Profit

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

i'm sure it's bindun

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

apparently

www.engadget.com/2005/07/20/death-star-subwoofer/

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

ha!

i knew it

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

a full speaker set made from death stars?

or just the subwoofer as a death star, millenium falcon centre, front left and right a pair of star destroyers with the points facing upward...what for the rear surrounds?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)

This just made me spit tea at my monitor

and I don't really know why exactly

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

Haha :)

That needs animating.

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Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Wait! That's no omelette!

I might have said that last time

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

looks like death star tiem!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

Don't get me started

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

No really

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

I think I have a lot more, but I'll stop now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

everybody move!!! it's coming out!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

Teehee, lovely work.

I like how the eyes are nestled in there. Nice colour matching on the anal lips as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

How often do you say that in polite conversation!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

More so than you'd think.

Of course, it's completely out of context and gets me into an awful lot of trouble, but I just love saying it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

Yes

It's the sort of line that makes you want to get ordained just so you can try and fit it into a sermon.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

I want to be a vicar anyway

give me a few years, I'm sure I can manage something. I want to have hair metal sermons, I know that much. And a cape.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

I am actually an internet ordained priest:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

So's my mate Tobes.

He's conducting my wedding. WHETHER HE WANTS TO OR NOT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

3/4 time?

*waves hands about

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

*grabs hands*

*utilises for Sachsy bashing*

Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself dude, it's embarrassing. Just stop it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

ow ow ow ow ow

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)

Don't blame me

you're the one hitting yourself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

:'(

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)

Awwwww

fight me off then, you're about three times me in strength terms.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

i can't; wrestling's too sexy, it could get inappropriate

*keeps beating self

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

Naa

Can't think of any pirate shanties in that time code.
Anyway don't confuse her; she's a bassist!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

Don't ya need a boton for conducting a wedding?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

if you mean baton, then i think we are mindpissers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_%28conducting%29

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

Yes

Yes I did.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

*conducts with bottom instead

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)

This should be conpulsory at the last night of the proms!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

hehe

i was in a Catholic church saturday, didn't take communion, was afraid that it burst into fire on my tongue.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

The Catholics frighten me.

I'm not sure, but I think they probably think I'm going to hell due to being happy. Sometimes. Gah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

they had a photo of ratzinger on the lecturn

looks so impressively evil

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

Das Pope

gives me the fucking willies. Not the good kind.

And he's Darth Sidious, also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

when I visited the vatican

i kept doing gollum impressions 'it buuuurns it buuurns'. My other half found it most hilarryous (not really)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

this

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

simon quinlank is always awesome

win!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

thank you :D

your anal lips are great too. :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

You'd better believe it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

Hahaha!

Jo Brand!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

hahaha, you fecker, orifice lollage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

Or Lisa Riley's better looking sister.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

Nice colour matching on the anal lips!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

Argh, my echo is here and better looking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

*flexes anal lips*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

My word

if I had a penis, it'd have exploded from all of the sexiness by now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

ahaha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

Nice colour matching on the anal lips!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

Really nice shading

on the arse mouth.

(kuntybawz, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

come on, sick it up

/looks like it's about to arse puke

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

Match my lips and I'll colour your anus!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

cice nolour oatching mn ahe tnal lips

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

Ooof!

That's gonna be messy *clicks* then legs it!

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Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

Weee, ow, weee, ow....

ow weee ow....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

was that a higgs boson i saw flying off there?

donk!

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mutated monty, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

colliding with my hardon?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

your LARGE hardon

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

Mine always collides with all kinds of stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

i know

you'll have someone's eye out with that

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ouch!!

Ningles Moley. Good weekend sir down there in lovely Norfolk?

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Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

Fantastic weekend, went crab catching...

See post below for details...
How's about you, me duck?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Great ta!

Crab catching, sounds fun. Did you catch many?

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Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

No. They're sneaky buggers. Really small too...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

office lol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

That's how conjoined twins are made /FACT!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)

If two b3tards post something very spangable

this is the tool of punishment

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

ah, the "Granny Brain Jam Maker" from JML.... I gotta get me one of those!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

haha!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

He's not really...

www.b3ta.com/board/8638673

(Virulent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Swedish is not one of my languages

but I translated that as 'are you ready for me?'

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

tranexp.com

I only speak Enlgish, anytime I do anything on here in foreign languages, I've translated it online somewhere. Hehe, often with humerous results when you translate it back!

(Virulent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

I reckon

if we all chipped in, changed the wikipedia entry etc...with the amount of us and our combined influence...I think we can actaully convince the web Lionel Ritchie is dead.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

Lionel Richie's dead?

Shit, when did that happen?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

Someone knock up a fake BBC page

it can be done.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

yes!

a combined thought experiment.. but we'd need a fake BBC page to send people to when they say 'really? where's the link?'

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

Ning, peeps.

This weekend, I have been mostly drawing brothels....

I think I'll pen a pic of Chloe the'day.
What should the busty lass get up to?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

Scrabble.

(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

And the letter tiles are made of meat

(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

^this

ten times over.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

and the board is a japanese school girl

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

battleships

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

YOU SUNK MY SCRABBLE SHIP

(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

YAY! Boardgame crossovers FTW!

Anyone fancy a game of Monopoly Persuit?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Nope, but I'll give you a game of Trivial Chess if you want.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

I'll just dig out my Cluedopoly

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

pffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

E 5

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)

miss

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

HIT!

*cries*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Mind numbing paperwork

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

The horizontal bars in teh furry olympic gymnastics event

EDIT - Oh, and when was the last time you went into a brothel? 1876?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

WHY DO YOU SAY THE'DAY

YOU NEVER EXPLAIN WHEN I ASK

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

Because.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

belm

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

drawing you

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

RECURSION

(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

something that involves her big floppy chebs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Chloe visits the breast cancer van.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Is that like the butcher's van

C]:0\\

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Always hopeful, eh?

Sort of.

Oh Mr Hat, I am so iiiiiill. Coughing, headachy, now bumbadness. :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

*passes steaming mug of extra-caff DTH brand Bazoo!-sip*

poor you

hope you em-perken . . . and give up the tabs mebbe

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

I might die. If I do, you can have my hats.

I've got a big wooly one, a purple beret, a black trilby and a tricorn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

and bras?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

I was thinking recycling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIOLgdGWZ_g

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

No youtube at work, love

what's the premise?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

big boobs, smush beer can

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)

I think that could be a bit painful

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

bet i could do it

I fail the pencil test - with a pencil case!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)

Since I lost a lot of weight

I've lost a bit of boobage as well. Not nearly as hefty as they used to be. My back's loving it, but I'm a bit sad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

don't be sad,

think how wonderfully taut your buns must now be

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

Me barmcakes are like boulders.

Kuh-juuuh *flexes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

(link may not work)

www.jahozafat.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Star_Wars"e=impresiv.txt&file=impresiv.mp3

the only tight part of my body right now seems to be the lower right side of my back, making me do over the top loud breathing whenever I move 'uuuh ' etc

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

hhaha O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

small branch of WH Smith

/Victoria Wood
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

yeah, probably me too

*sighs*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

Aww! *hugs*

*gropes a little*

C]:0D
aww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Cor!

That's super! That! Right there! Super!

'ning!

Chloe versus the tumble-drier
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

fixing the broken bannisters in that brothel

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Now you mention it...

Something naughty with Sky/Sabre Kitty, in a place like this. With hidden links.

Prease do this. She is my favourite.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

It's my birthday today, and it's a pretty shit one.

Maybe a nurse to cheer me up?
or a cake? or a CAKENURSE?
Sally would also be nice.

that'll be all.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

Is it really your birthday

or a fake birthday that would lead to cake nurses?

Happy Cakenurse/birth day!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

not at all, it is a genuine real birthday.

a shit one, but a real one.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

A shit one?

Can't be all bad surely. Today's cake day!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

that is true.

i'm probably thinking it's shit because it's monday morning.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

Ah yes. Monday.

The shoe in the porridge that is your weekend

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hey, yours too?

congrats!
I second that cakenurse vote.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

You as well?

Happy birthday

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

well omg rats to you too then!

and thanks to everyone who replied below.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

Enjoyable Umbilical Cord Severance Anniversary!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

Have a happy birthday anyway!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

yes, have some

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

Trying to put on a training bra:P

Why do wimmin get training bras?! It not as if there's much to train when they get them.
It should be the guys that have them! Learn early how to get the fukkahs off before the poor lass dies of old age.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

I find a sharp kitchen knife works wonders

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

What?

Instead of a bra?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

That is very nicely done.

Re Chloe: no good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

Ning JJ

Chloe up a tree.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

Chloe at St. Trinians

I presume that was where she went to school?

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

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