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# Morning all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# That was the season finale of "Pie in the sky", wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# urgh.
he makes me feel ickness just looking at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# garlic, rosemary...and SALT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# wut, no sage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# He didn't have the thyme
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# chive heard enough
of these puns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Tribs is very sorrel
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# This thread is now cloved for business
*sings "Lavender elevator"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# oregano he's had enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# LOL HAHA
BA DUM TISH !

he's here all week folks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# where is baker street?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Turkmenistan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# how many?
Stan is very lucky if it's more that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# 83.6
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Mornington Crescent
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# that number doesn't work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
#
The phone number just adds to the humor.
(WiggZ, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# pLOLitics!

Click for bigger (68KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# They both look constipated
Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Then give them
an Enema of the State.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# a rambo font
on a rocky film
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *hasn't seen either*
*is mightily chuffed by this*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# And Uwe Boll production values
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Uwe Boll, you say?

(This board is like the card game "Once upon a time" for reposts...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# damn... don't joke, it WILL happen.... I am so not happy about that prick making Far Cry.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Is it even the Far Cry story?
Or just some shitty script renamed?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# shitty script renamed. I heard it's not even set on a tropical island anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I have just read the synopsis on imdb...
wtmff!!! is the only response. Also the poster is totaly gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# And worryingly
it'll be the last film Don S. Davis ever appeared in. Great legacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *IMDB's Ewe Boll*
fucking hell he's made some BAD films!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# yes
all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
remove some add only between the he's and made
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha
THAT I would watch
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahaha
hahhaha

i just gargled out my laugh for about 15 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# It's never too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i swear to god
if i see this one more time...
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# you swear to god if you see this one more time you'll what?
leave the board?

*opens photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# 4th ... 5th time?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# :( I only read it about 30 minutes ago.
I fail at internet.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# you need a brain implant with RSS feeds
it was fun having mine fitted
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I bet scientologists did it
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# CERN did it!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahahha, fecking brilliant!
so when is doomsday; wasn't it just the basic startup test the other day?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# September 10th
☺
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh my god it's bindun
you bastards!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# three fiddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I never usually shop stuff,
but I'm tempted to spend all day doing these.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Hello...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# you gotta teach me how to make
eyelids :(

+ this needs more paranoid eye movement!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# .............Is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I hope he doesn't sneeze :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# would i poke it in the eye
or just be picking its nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# eye nose what you gone done there
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# eye bogies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# NOSE cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# help him, i beg you
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I shall!
That poor man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Are they standing in from of a sign from ARSEMANIA
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# the Russians have already sent the tanks in to Arsemania
an that

hello b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Oh is bad man
Hello lovely Nibes, I'm going home in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ah hello
have you got skivey tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I've got apocalyptic lurgy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh dear
take some Covonia

there's a new gravy-flavour one on the market
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Are you calling me fat?
*female*

Covonia normal flavour is yummy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ah
er, no

I have meat on the brain cos of having meat overdose at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I love meat.
I didn't have a meaty overdone, that may explain me being ill. Not enough Vitamin Meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I KNOW I AM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 'ello Gronky!
Have you seen this one: australiasucks.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# This blog totally doesn't try hard enough.
I mean it raises valid reasons to hate australia, but it's just a bunch of pictures.

My blog is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Yours doesn't work though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What do you mean?
I can see it fine, is it not loading or something?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ah, working now
all I got was status.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# is that his lunch?
im having a smoked sausage pasta with 3 cheese sauce...

what are other b3tas having?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i had
a sausage inside some dough (whatever it called in english)

and macaroni.

with some corn salad
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# a
sausage roll :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yes!!
and ofcourse it's cooked dough :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Was the dough cooked?
It was either toad-in-the-hole or more likely battered sausage.

Edit: Doh! Sausage roll :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Sausage roll?
mind you that's cooked dough..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# battered sav.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Sugarpuffs
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i stopped eating sugar puffs
when i discoverd that my piss smelt like them after every bowl

:-s
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# That is the sole reason I eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Honey Mustard Ranch Salad
it's actually a bit rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I had chicken wrapped in bacon in a mound of mash with brown sauce.
and an unhealthy dose of 80's pop music.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# awesome!
needs more cheese though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh, it had cheese under the bacon, but nothing special just ordinary strong cheddar.
I REALLY DO NEED MORE CHEESE.

We came 8th in syncro diving :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# and 8th is never good enough!
set the on fire and dont put them out untill they can get bronze!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm related to the small diving child
Tom daley, he's like my second cousin, or
something.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# then YOU shall be set alight!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *douses self in petrol*
I AM FUCKING IMUNE(?) TO FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO MY PLAN FAILED
WHO KNEW YOU ARE IMMUNE? MY ONE WEAKNESS...IMMUNITY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# cheese & pickle sandwich
and cake

and possibly a muffin after that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# A sammich, some biscuits and some free chicken the nice lady in asda gave me.
Yum Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I am having sandwiches with three kinds of cheese,
spicy tomato soup, some tea and a bag of sugared foamy gelatin bananas

and some ham on the side, for the touching
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# who did you have to touch
to get ham?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# cheese and caramelized onion sandwiches
and 2 clementines
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# what in the nemae of arse rapeing chunder bunnies
is a Clementine?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A small orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# a little orange
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# an orange, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# something orange, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# an orange
you fuckwit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it's not an orange!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# this
www.photolight.co.il/photo/2007-08-12/95992.jpg

and also kate winslet in eternal sunshine of the sotless mind
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Sandwich
and possibly all of the food in my house, as I'm going home in a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# get the tastiest food
and stuff it with the 2nd most woo-ful!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Broke.
So it'll be toast with marmite and cheese. Which is good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *bleugh*
marmite is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# lies!
marmite is all of teh yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I had a doner kebab...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# they're nice because you know how bad they are.
I always opt for the chicken now though, since i had food poisioning. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hqalf a cup of chicken soup
i've learnt my lesson about solid food after last night's bout of over-enthusiastic puking :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# sounds fun
were you blowing chunks of a mighty proportion?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# no
more of a mild chicken shrapnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I am confused
Which one do I save?
*shots both of them*
oops!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ,,,,
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# is he impotent?
a private detective with defective privates?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Private dick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Dick for money
Do all you want him to do
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# If he's private
Is no one allowed to enter him?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ....said Ghostie, disappointedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Found one!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I think I see the Elephant Man's face in the clouds
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Lies..

It's quite clearly a fox smoking a tab.
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# jeez
i just had a nerd spasm,

read it as Prime Directive and thought 'why the fuck is Piccard in a suit?'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'm going home in 15 minutes
and wish I had some TNG there to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# to convoless??
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Yep. Sleep, hot menthol bath, toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# make a lovely little nest in front of the telly
with a favourite blanket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Yep, I plan on doing
and watching Total Recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# what's your favourite blanket like
mine's leopard skin
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Big green cashmere one
it's the size of the world, it's huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# niiice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# TK Maxx
£90 reduced to £30. BARGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# crieky
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :0

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Yam it fetish tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# that's not a yam you fool
nicely moley.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Mmmmm roastededed marrows!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# bleh
rubbish, i hate marrows, the most pointless veg evar.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I sort of agree
Unless you roast them in the oven for about an hour. All the sugars caramelise and they lose about 60% of their mass so all the flavours are condenced and they're luverly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# and then they burn the hell out of yr mouth
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Or, alternatively,
You can wait more than three secends after they leave the oven to eat them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Dem's some fine looking marrows!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Get ready to party
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# welcome to the board
your image is a little big, try optimising it.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# shoped only please
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# My word they do (mostly) look happy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# CRIKEY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# In all good Toy Stores...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# How odd
I thought the undies were meant to be green.

EDIT: Yay we got a Gold and Bronze in teh swimming
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Mine had blue pants
I seem to remember.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Not a real Action Man?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *ignores the instinct that tells him to type real action men go commando*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# My eyes! My poor eyes!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=real+action+men+go+commando&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# LIES!
EDIT: I must have had the "special operations" action man from 1978.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# That's an old style action man
The first ones didn't have pants and didn't have realistic gripping hands and hair and moving eyes and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# No.
My eagle eye action man had that and green welded on pants.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Wow
Ok my memory is bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# no, your memory is good
my first had rigid hands and painted on hair, i admit it was made of wood but...

ok, it was a painted stick.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# "Action Spoon"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Yes but that was rather a long time ago
I believe at that point they were called 'Action Roundheads and Cavaliers'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# see, i knew this was coming
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# That's what Cromwell said.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Needs more moustache.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# and bow tie

or so I heard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Went to Great Yarmouth on Saturday....
and despite tight security I was able to take these covert snaps. Might be some monsters that haven't been seen before, how many can you identify?

Photobucket
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# starsky and hutch
and,,,and...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sorry TJ time
I was in Cheltenham last week and I found this stall that sold only scotch eggs.
I was in heaven, I nicked a menu thingy.

I nicked a menu thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# did your breath smell like gas afterwards?
(edit, pisspoor spelling)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Why pisspoor?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# first attempt said 'afterwars'
unless you are a secret military dictator/leader of the terror cell of mirth?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Erm no it didn't
There was no ninja there and I admit it if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# no, my post did silly
all the more reason for me to have left my cack handed original unedited.

related news - I had some nice savoury eggs last week, not proper scotch eggs but they were bought by my missus as part of a birthday picnic in hyde park so I shan't be ungrateful
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Even better. You can get them in london!
LONDON

NW1 8JD
Melrose and Morgan, 42, Gloucester Ave
NW10 1DE
Melbury & Appleton ltd, 271, Muswell Hill
SE22 8HJ
Green & Blue 38, Lordship lane, Dulwich
SW3 4LY
Partridges Deli, 2-5, Duke of York Square
SW7 4PL
Partridges Deli ,17-23 Gloucester Rd, Kensington
SW12 9SG


EDIT: Yays Gloucester Road, 5 mins walk from where I am:D

EDIT EDIT: Ooo or your selection of 6 delivered to your door for £7.50!

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Oo the cheaky git! They're £1.25 each online but I paid £2.75 each at teh stall!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *takes picture with phone*
best way I could think of to remind me to try these places when out and about, hmm the one in muswell hill's probs best for me as it's so close to the north circular...
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
www.handmadescotcheggs.co.uk/shop/

EDIT: Oustanding typeo or just a worrying recipe!

Free-range Brisith Saddleback pork with SHROPSHIRE LAD
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# bloody hell, that works out over £3 a scotch egg!
though they do sound awesome, would be great for a present though
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Yeah I just saw that £20!
Best go down the shop so you can get just a couple.
Although they're about the same size of the shop bought ones they are about twice the weight, although they're not heavy in a culinary way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# My brother lives in Cheltenham
time to pay him a visit methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Has to be a Friday when the market is on.
I had a scrumpy one, a black pudding/pork mince one and a rabbit an pork one:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Dammit, that sounds good!
Perhaps I could combine a number of activities, i.e. visit when the Coopers Hill cheese rolling event is on. I could celebrate tumbling down a hill with a scrumpy scotch egg. Assuming my neck doesnt break.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Don't worry about it
I believe it's almost unheard of to break one's neck when tucking into a savory/eggle based snack.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# No way man...you can break your neck doing anything
I was told this totally true story about a soldier who was on parade & turned his head and he dropped dead with a broken neck...100% true...I was told by my friend who heard it from his girlfriends uncle who knew a guy....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Was he eating a scotch egg at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# the garlic leon one sounds good
that with some sweet chilli sauce would be well lush
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# the infamous Tussauds!
Hitler
Starsky & Hutch
Sean Connery
Gorden Kaye
Prince William
Noel Edmonds
Bobby Ball

As a Norfolkonian, I have a grudging admiration for that place, still going after all these years and all the bad publicity. :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Louis Tussaud's! I've never dared go inside...
You're a braver man than me Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I went in many, many, MANY years ago
I don't visit Yarmouth unless I have to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# fuck
that looks like the worst nightmare anyone's ever had.

Right, we've got Starsky and hutch, René and james bond, hitler, prince wills, noel edmunds and.....fuck knows.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# alf ffrom 'allo 'allo, charlie chaplin.. is that meant to be the noel of edmonds in that snazy jacket?
and with the cardiga it's got to be stasky and hutch...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# is it just me but does starsky look like prince phillip?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I thought it was Nick Knowles from DIY SOS...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ahahahaha!
yesssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# This creeps me the fuck out
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# its lilke you went in a time machine...
...they are very realistic
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ... shop window dummies
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# From left to right
Hitler (or an older harry potter), Starsky & Hutch, Sean Connery as Bond, Gorden Kaye in Allo Allo, Prince William (Bottom left) & Noel Edmonds & Jason King (bottom right).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Close
Got the last one wrong.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah, didnt have a clue
but someone said Bobby Ball
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Correct
Well done, have a biscuit.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yay!!
Wait...this is soggy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hitler looks a bit....disabled.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Because it's TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# he does only have one ball
must in vestigate to see if they're anatomically correct.

would "hi I'm the man from tussards I'm here to check your messurements" be my new way to get unwitting celebrities nude...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# If you find a naked Hitler Tussauds statue
for fuck sake, inform me. I can think of few things I want more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# like a t and an apostrophe?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Oh.... no.
Fuck off, I'm ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *hugs*
*pats on back*
*makes sure the pats feel sympathetic instead of derisery or patronising*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# The other is in the Albert Hall
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# do they have a madame tussards too?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# No idea
But Himmlers are rather similar,
And poor old Gobbels, has no balls, at all
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# what about goering? I heard if he shaves them they tend to sting?
and as for Ikemann he just don't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# It's Daniel Radcliff in 20 years time
he never got over the end of Harry Potter and turned to right wing dictatorships.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I have odd feelings about that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# If he ever did porn I have a film title he could use:
“Hairy Putter and the Syphilitic Bone”
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Disabled?
I would say he looks quite homosexual. He is about to finish a long speach with the words, Ooooh! Entey.

Edit: Sorry for the bad German.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Bernard, from bernards watch
The man from that box opening game and manwell in the bottom right, prince harry in the left, James bond and the guy from ello ello, and i don't know the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# bernard goes to my university
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Woah, Awesome!
Can you ask him if he's ever used his watch for evil? like robbing banks?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# lol
if an 11 year old boy really had a watch that stopped time he would totally perv it up
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Bernard. Bernard. ....Bernard. Bernard, Bernard.....Bernard.....Bernard....Bernard...
I'm a prostitute robot from the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Nice to see they modelled Gorden Kaye after he had his car accident...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I am so gonna have nightmares about this tonight.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ...
great shit
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha I've been there..it really is piss poor, in an awesome way :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# The Dark Side of Planet Earth
First post but here we go anyway...

www.vimeo.com/1393404

A mash up of Dark Side of The Moon and Planet Earth. All unedited and quite brilliant to watch if you're under certain Class-B-but-previously-Class-C influences.

(mrcorbtt, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I'm going to go into the bunker for the next few minutes. See you when all the bashing stops.
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# you can come out now
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# friz is gay?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ..
gay
Richard Stilgoe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# does he?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# i can't believe
how nice everyone is being about this one;
I would assume it cos they got they're L plates on and the board nazis haven't got online yet
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I'm making an effort to be nice
not had many n00bs stay around for a while, and new friendies are good.

Less forgiving of established folk who fuck it up, but i think we're generally all trying to be reasonable, this isn't 4chan afterall.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# the board nazis and the GC brigade are...
...what make /links tedious at times.

thank god for the sick bastards that live on here
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# go b3ta! *high fives and backslaps*
yes, aren't we all just great
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# sorry sonny, links board is for links
this board is for piccys, that you made, that are funny, and worksafe and under 50kb.

If you could edit your post to include a nice picture you made that would be cracking.

Welcome tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# peas then
Photobucket

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *peas*


i say, saccharine, you still up for a psychedelic bash this autumn?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Eh, what, what's all this?
I'm not invited? You meanies. You're meant to love me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# of course you're invited. how could we do it without you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# with out wow it'd be insanity
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# although if I beg to be chosen it might look liek vanity
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I'd be more impartial if i was delivering news like fox's o'hannity
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I'm doing this all by my self so that's quite a calamity
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I don't liek the drink I'm drinking I need a new brand of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i'm feeling so heavy like some one has sat on me
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# tthey actually have who could this fat arse be
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# they're called over their friends and now its a menagerie
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# all of them are speaking a bizarre form of cockerny
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# asking one enoher how was their saturday
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# one went to the cinema and experienced a matinee
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# \o/
yeeeeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# that charcter always reminds me of big daddy
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# peas? have a long one.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# this is brilliant
i love when a cartoon articulates something that's been confusing me!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# thanking you sir :)
i live to serve.

I don't think my next one will serve you as well though as it's going to revolve around a pun...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Oh yes
something I forgot to tell you.

I had a little kitty visitor yesterday. He came in the french doors and had a look about. I gave him back to the world, he had a collar. I was sad about it, he was a cuddly little puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# aaaaaaah lully.
Oakie gave me a scratch i did a bleed, nawty kitty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Gingerpuss only gave me leg cuddles.
And he purred when I picked him up. OH it was so hard to let him go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I tell thee; get to a rescue home, find one with a wrong, give it luvs
she was just cross because she missed us, or more accurately missed dinner as we were up north.

Also I now have to make sure that i get into bed first or there is no room for my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Once the wife's got a wage coming in
we're getting a kitty. Gingerpuss affirmed that for us by the fact that I was almost in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# you soft sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# you have a new cat now? yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# yes!
she is a funny thing with a big fat belly and wonky back legs. She sits like a people, it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# rescue kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# aye
her pelvis got smashed in a car accident and no one claimed ownership afterwards, she's safe to be outside and hence happy in our flat.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# next door's cat keeps making visits into our flat through the open bathroom window
every so often I'll see something in my peripheral vision in the living room, and it's the little white n black cat miawing at me. I seem to give it the fear, totally unfounded
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Awwwww keeeeeeeeetteeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# he got stuck in the flat a week or 2 ago
i left the window open when i left around 5am for early shift, my other half shut the window when she left at 9 ish. When I got in mid afternoon, the same cat was miawing like mad having been stuck in our flat for hours. I tempted it out with some ham and have yet to find cat faeces, hopefully it was a restrained puss
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Awwww poor kittum.
Might've been too scared to poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# they are pretty reserved about pooing
ours didn't for a couple of days whilst it was hiding and getting used to it's new home
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# you want /links you do
Posting a link? Consider using the links board.

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Angry sun is angry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# WHY IS THE SUN FASHIONABLE IN THE 70'S
BECAUSE HE HAS SOLAR FLARES

1LOLOL1O1OLOLZOZZZZRRRZZ111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# SUNWOMB!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# evil sunz iz da bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# that's really good yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# links to vids kinda belong on the links board. this is for images (and animated gifs) that you've 'shopped yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Links board, chap
Don't delete this thread, just remember for next time. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU
is this a indication of how the week is to continue.......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Old mans tadger
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# This is soooooo disturbing.
I now can't look at anything else in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Is it Wogan Week yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# He looks like Hansome Dan from Waynes World.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/breathe_happy/harryshearer.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# YES!!
b3ta.com/links/Wogan

go for it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Well,
I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# listen to those people above
but whatever you do, don't delete the post.

just edit it and put a nice picture in.

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# yes it will
unless the thrust of the lateral prop doesn't equalise the gyroscopic force of the vertical thrust prop; in which case it will spin on the spot.

/aeronautical-physics-blog
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# yes it will.
i know this because i tried it for real with my RC helicopter.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# All aboard!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Yaarrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# are pirates half price?
edit: no they're free; i should try reading things
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Perhaps you need an iEye test...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha! Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Fucking YES
this is exactly the sort of thing I need.

Also: rar, she's a bit nice. A bit like my Sue, she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# she's a bit like the nazi iSue
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Moistmaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Hearing tests for pirates are not free
it's a buck an ear
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# haha
top quality punnage
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# And why are pirates called pirates?
because they yarrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# this is my favourite joke
literally ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I was going to say that it's the best joke ever.
I once told it on a packed train, I could hear the groans going down the train as it was repeated
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I like this a lot
because it's a clever idea and she's pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# There's something very nice about ladies with short dark hair and glasses.
*shuffles a bit closer* ning Jude, I am all ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh no
*huggles in protective anti-ill suit*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Always prepared!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Put me back...!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# DING DONG LEEKRAPE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Thought that was Jeffrey Archer for a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# its not?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# So did the screaming leek...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# mandrake!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahha, dunno why, but this makes me laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# aceness!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# With thanks to Bernardo O'Higgins


Although his facial expression seems more to say:
"Is this Georgia?"
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# or
durp dee durp?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# rated PG13
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# rob schnider is a stapler!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# and he's about to find out
that being a stapler is harder than it looks.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# and he's about to find out
that without adam sandler he has no career!

both are shite though..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# you can do eet!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# eeep
Nice colour matching on the anal lips as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# It's clearly an algorithm...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# stupid fucking russia
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# No-one cares about world war 3 here
unless it involves squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# which if they nuke everything
it might
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Oh come on
when has a dispute between 2 countries in the far east of europe ever caused a world war?....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Loads of people think its going to be a world war.
Personally, i'm going to wait until russia invade poland before i believe that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Nah
the next world war will be between zombies and a handfull of survivors. Should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i don't believe that this will spark a world war
its not going to help but no country wants to get into full on all out conflict.

also i have epilepsy so I don't have to go even if it does go mental. loldraftdodge
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Mariah Carrey
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# WRONG
but woo
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# That's confusing...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She used to be such a nice girl
then she divorced Tommy Mottola and turns into a hamster faced whore overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She's living the hamster dream
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# She's a hamster girl
in a hamster world
life in plastic (cages)
it's fantastic
You can brush her fur
Undress her everywur (*Cleveland*)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# nice tits though
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Tits do not the woman make.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Tits do the doctors make
for them.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yeah, but who wants all scarred plastic ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# about 40%
/titsurveyblog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Not me, senor.
Not for my chest or any lady who I happen to be diddling with. No siree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Fake ones look abnormal and, often, ridiculous.
Give me a real woman anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Show me the fibre of your fabric
and Madame Wow may have just the girl for you.

Ciggy time!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I've got one
Ta, for the offer though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# THEY AREN'T BREASTS, THEY'RE LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ^this
I'd take bee-stings over fakers anyday.

I regret having my implants put in
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Looks like Rob
After a 'Do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Haha
My thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
she's a cheeky minx!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# good ninging
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# that's weird subwoofer!
i would like one
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# get these made
3. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# i'm sure it's bindun
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# apparently
www.engadget.com/2005/07/20/death-star-subwoofer/
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ha!
i knew it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# a full speaker set made from death stars?
or just the subwoofer as a death star, millenium falcon centre, front left and right a pair of star destroyers with the points facing upward...what for the rear surrounds?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# This just made me spit tea at my monitor
and I don't really know why exactly

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Haha :)
That needs animating.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Wait! That's no omelette!
I might have said that last time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# looks like death star tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Don't get me started

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# No really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I think I have a lot more, but I'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# everybody move!!! it's coming out!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Teehee, lovely work.
I like how the eyes are nestled in there. Nice colour matching on the anal lips as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# How often do you say that in polite conversation!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# More so than you'd think.
Of course, it's completely out of context and gets me into an awful lot of trouble, but I just love saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yes
It's the sort of line that makes you want to get ordained just so you can try and fit it into a sermon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I want to be a vicar anyway
give me a few years, I'm sure I can manage something. I want to have hair metal sermons, I know that much. And a cape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I am actually an internet ordained priest:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# So's my mate Tobes.
He's conducting my wedding. WHETHER HE WANTS TO OR NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# 3/4 time?
*waves hands about
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *grabs hands*
*utilises for Sachsy bashing*

Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself dude, it's embarrassing. Just stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Don't blame me
you're the one hitting yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Awwwww
fight me off then, you're about three times me in strength terms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# i can't; wrestling's too sexy, it could get inappropriate
*keeps beating self
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Naa
Can't think of any pirate shanties in that time code.
Anyway don't confuse her; she's a bassist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Don't ya need a boton for conducting a wedding?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# if you mean baton, then i think we are mindpissers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_%28conducting%29
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Yes
Yes I did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *conducts with bottom instead
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# This should be conpulsory at the last night of the proms!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hehe
i was in a Catholic church saturday, didn't take communion, was afraid that it burst into fire on my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# The Catholics frighten me.
I'm not sure, but I think they probably think I'm going to hell due to being happy. Sometimes. Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# they had a photo of ratzinger on the lecturn
looks so impressively evil
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Das Pope
gives me the fucking willies. Not the good kind.

And he's Darth Sidious, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# when I visited the vatican
i kept doing gollum impressions 'it buuuurns it buuurns'. My other half found it most hilarryous (not really)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Or
this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# simon quinlank is always awesome
win!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# thank you :D
your anal lips are great too. :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You'd better believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Jo Brand!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha, you fecker, orifice lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Or Lisa Riley's better looking sister.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Nice colour matching on the anal lips!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Argh, my echo is here and better looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *flexes anal lips*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# My word
if I had a penis, it'd have exploded from all of the sexiness by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Nice colour matching on the anal lips!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Really nice shading
on the arse mouth.
(kuntybawz, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# come on, sick it up
/looks like it's about to arse puke
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Match my lips and I'll colour your anus!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# cice nolour oatching mn ahe tnal lips
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Ooof!
That's gonna be messy *clicks* then legs it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Weee, ow, weee, ow....
ow weee ow....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# was that a higgs boson i saw flying off there?
donk!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# colliding with my hardon?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# your LARGE hardon
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Mine always collides with all kinds of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# i know
you'll have someone's eye out with that
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Ouch!!
Ningles Moley. Good weekend sir down there in lovely Norfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Fantastic weekend, went crab catching...
See post below for details...
How's about you, me duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Great ta!
Crab catching, sounds fun. Did you catch many?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# No. They're sneaky buggers. Really small too...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# That's how conjoined twins are made /FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# If two b3tards post something very spangable
this is the tool of punishment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ah, the "Granny Brain Jam Maker" from JML.... I gotta get me one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# He's not really...

www.b3ta.com/board/8638673
(Virulent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Swedish is not one of my languages
but I translated that as 'are you ready for me?'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# tranexp.com
I only speak Enlgish, anytime I do anything on here in foreign languages, I've translated it online somewhere. Hehe, often with humerous results when you translate it back!
(Virulent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I reckon
if we all chipped in, changed the wikipedia entry etc...with the amount of us and our combined influence...I think we can actaully convince the web Lionel Ritchie is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Lionel Richie's dead?
Shit, when did that happen?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Someone knock up a fake BBC page
it can be done.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yes!
a combined thought experiment.. but we'd need a fake BBC page to send people to when they say 'really? where's the link?'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Ning, peeps.
This weekend, I have been mostly drawing brothels....

I think I'll pen a pic of Chloe the'day.
What should the busty lass get up to?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Scrabble.
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# And the letter tiles are made of meat
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ^this
ten times over.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# and the board is a japanese school girl
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# battleships
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# YOU SUNK MY SCRABBLE SHIP
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# YAY! Boardgame crossovers FTW!
Anyone fancy a game of Monopoly Persuit?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Nope, but I'll give you a game of Trivial Chess if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I'll just dig out my Cluedopoly
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# E 5
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# miss
C4
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# HIT!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mind numbing paperwork
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# The horizontal bars in teh furry olympic gymnastics event
EDIT - Oh, and when was the last time you went into a brothel? 1876?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# WHY DO YOU SAY THE'DAY
YOU NEVER EXPLAIN WHEN I ASK
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Because.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# belm
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# drawing you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# RECURSION
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# something that involves her big floppy chebs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Chloe visits the breast cancer van.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Is that like the butcher's van
C]:0\\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Always hopeful, eh?
Sort of.

Oh Mr Hat, I am so iiiiiill. Coughing, headachy, now bumbadness. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# *passes steaming mug of extra-caff DTH brand Bazoo!-sip*
poor you


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I might die. If I do, you can have my hats.
I've got a big wooly one, a purple beret, a black trilby and a tricorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# and bras?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I was thinking recycling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIOLgdGWZ_g
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# No youtube at work, love
what's the premise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# big boobs, smush beer can
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I think that could be a bit painful
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# bet i could do it
I fail the pencil test - with a pencil case!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Since I lost a lot of weight
I've lost a bit of boobage as well. Not nearly as hefty as they used to be. My back's loving it, but I'm a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# don't be sad,
think how wonderfully taut your buns must now be
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Me barmcakes are like boulders.
Kuh-juuuh *flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# (link may not work)
www.jahozafat.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Star_Wars"e=impresiv.txt&file=impresiv.mp3

the only tight part of my body right now seems to be the lower right side of my back, making me do over the top loud breathing whenever I move 'uuuh ' etc
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hhaha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# small branch of WH Smith
/Victoria Wood


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# yeah, probably me too
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Aww! *hugs*
*gropes a little*

C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Cor!
That's super! That! Right there! Super!

'ning!

Chloe versus the tumble-drier

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# fixing the broken bannisters in that brothel
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Now you mention it...
Something naughty with Sky/Sabre Kitty, in a place like this. With hidden links.

Prease do this. She is my favourite.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# It's my birthday today, and it's a pretty shit one.
Maybe a nurse to cheer me up?
or a cake? or a CAKENURSE?
Sally would also be nice.

that'll be all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Is it really your birthday
or a fake birthday that would lead to cake nurses?

Happy Cakenurse/birth day!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# not at all, it is a genuine real birthday.
a shit one, but a real one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# A shit one?
Can't be all bad surely. Today's cake day!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# that is true.
i'm probably thinking it's shit because it's monday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Ah yes. Monday.
The shoe in the porridge that is your weekend
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hey, yours too?
congrats!
I second that cakenurse vote.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# You as well?
Happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# well omg rats to you too then!
and thanks to everyone who replied below.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Enjoyable Umbilical Cord Severance Anniversary!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Have a happy birthday anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# yes, have some
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Trying to put on a training bra:P
Why do wimmin get training bras?! It not as if there's much to train when they get them.
It should be the guys that have them! Learn early how to get the fukkahs off before the poor lass dies of old age.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I find a sharp kitchen knife works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# What?
Instead of a bra?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# That is very nicely done.

Re Chloe: no good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ning JJ
Chloe up a tree.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Chloe at St. Trinians
I presume that was where she went to school?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

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