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I'm so sorry

Actually, fuck it, I'm not.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

I don't know what brush that is,

but Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

A reeelly deep, poetic, beautiful one

So full of pain, but also with a healthy sense of irony.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

Pfft!

We shall simply call it the Karma button then :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

Eraser?...

Just had to stop myself clicking Thoms button to check...Doh!

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That is fucking brilliant then in that case :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

his button?

is that what you call it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

Smash, I need a bit of clarity

apparently, it's extremely impressive that I can eat a jammy dodger whole. I say this is not the case, and he should see me do it with a macaroon.

Thoughts?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)

DO it with a Wagon Wheel

from when we were kids and I will be impressed!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

Pretty sure I could...

hmm

I'll pick some up tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

Useless.

They are tiny now!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

Ach nein.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

it depends

some people have an overly-sensitive gag reflex, which makes it very hard to swallow anything even remotely large. if that isn't the case, then no, being able to swallow a whole jammy dodger is not all that impressive. i, for example, can fit my entire fist into my mouth.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

Same here

why do people go 'oh WOW' though?

It's not the most useful of talents. For instance, the chap that's just said the dodger thing is good has a DEGREE. He's better than me already.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

degrees are useful yet dull

being able to do weird things with your body parts is always interesting.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

You do have a very good point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)

*looks down*

umm....that's my hernia, honest!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)

I can do a whole digestive

WITH cheese on top

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

can you do it with a hot dog?

*hollows out hot dog roll*

*inserts cock*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

You know I'll bite at the end?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

hmm

I thought you were just fitting it in your mouth.

I take it back.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)

well you can have

the first 80% of it back, how's that?

(spazdor, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)

pfffft subtle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

Just had to be done...

www.b3ta.com/board/8733763

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

Pfft!

That was the one I started with but I got bored :D

I may as well put this here :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

Tell me about it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

Is that someone hanging out of the window??

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

ah ha!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

Pffffft

*tea monitor collision*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

HA!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

hahahah

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

hahahahahaha!

and a fine hat to boot

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)

I'm going to start selling these - who wants one?

apologies for the spotty black crapness - must remember to save in ping from aviary in future

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

put me down for an XL

I'm big boned!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

big boned?

you're big assed! PUT THE FORK DOWN!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

what's a fork?

what is cutlery?
what is life

it's Friday

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

Touch my bum.....

That is life!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

heheheh

it is indeed friday. i may be having pub tiem tonight, i just don't know.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

You and your new found

hatred for fatty fatty fat fats ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

heheh

it's a bit from denis leary, his stage show made me laugh till wee came out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

I know,

hence the wink ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)

you know?

did you know about the wee? WERE YOU WATCHING ME???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)

hahahahahhahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

hahahah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

so many toats, so little time

*orders jumbo tub of GEL*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

*glees*

that am a pretty kitchen

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

hahaha!!

nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

Hahahaha!

Brilliant!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Hahahaha

Class.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

You do it to yourself - you do..........

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

GLASS COCK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

on reflection

it could have done with a cdc

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

No need to revert

to the lowest common denominator!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

would

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

Paris and Romeo confront each other by Juliet's grave...

Click for biggegereer.

De-RIS.

Click here to explode me with glee. With glee I tell you! (But probably not.)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

Pfft!

I love you :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

And I love you too.

Let's make love like the gods.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

aceness

*high five*

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

chug chug

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

heheheheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

why do people keep shopping me?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

Thomas!

/tom and jerry blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

no, Thom

www.flickr.com/photos/reckless_rik/275619045/

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

Oh shit you are!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

Tish pshaw

You're a much more attractive and interesting prospect, 'Ble.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

I'm more than flattered, Cap'n

coming from you...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

Don't be flattered, for 'tis the truth.

Coming from me? What's wrong with me? *Oldman*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Pfft!

We all know you aren't that good looking Gerry ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

try harder to be in focus next time

(you pretty thing)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

THOMAS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33Xh08brZs

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8693158

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Genius :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

hehe

bindun im afraid

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

oh pfft.

never mind

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

I HATE RINGO STAR

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

to a considerable and irrational extent

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

i thought everybody did

including ringo starr

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTbiu6P0lcw

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

Kid A

His Mother loved him....(It's a repost sorry?!)

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

i c no compo entry

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

i c things

i c them w/ my is

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

like carrots handbags cheese toilets KULA LUMPAR?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

Yes, hurrah!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

Carrots Handbags Cheese!!!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

Kuala Lumpur?

/pronounced in the way what chef pronounced Sidney Poitier....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

A goat

1 (one) goat.
"There are no goats here."
"This is not a goat."
A flock (pr. "heard") of goats.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

I once knew a goat with a hat

I once knew a coat wearing cat
But never, I fear
A mink in scuba gear
Now where is the justice in that?

Apologies for shitness, I thought that up just now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

*loves*

i want to see scuba minks now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

*hates*

Purely for the interests on unbias :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

Pffft.

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

I am fucking racist!

Got a problem with that Cracker?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

Well ashley no.

Because everyone - of every race - is an absolute bore, except me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

CUNTAGE.

Unfairosity in the extreme. Fie on you. A pox on both your houses.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

Psst!

I have 5 houses ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

You are Elton John And His Partner David Furnish

AICMFP

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Hahaha :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

your is can see muchly

(took a while, was making sarnies for melunch - ham tomato yellow pepper, mustard n mayo mmmm delikeable)

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

This makes me cheery :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

Sorry had to go make a cheesy handbag and a cup of Tea....Compo on me way....

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

hehehe, compo it!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

Are you saying it is a repost?

Or are you asking if it's bindun?

If it's the former, why didn't you post it in an existing thread?

Either way, compo it.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

Can i call a friend? It's a repost...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

No.

YOU MUST ANSWER NOW!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

as in, you have previously posted it?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

Yep...

i have posted it just once before...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

booooooo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

if he shoves that lollipop into his mouth far enough

will it pop his other eye open?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

it's because he wasn't watching what he was doing with it

that it's like that in the first place.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

(lolly)pop eye?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

Haha, nicely done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

Thanks Captain...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

heheh

my pun gland has just been refilled

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

my pun glans constantly needs refilling

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

this fills me with delight.

My favourite so far.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

Spam anyone??

Click for bigger (57KB)

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

Erm....

What you need is these!

www.bkfootwear.com/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

Nah gimme some lacers anyday

look what great features they have.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

Your lacers are quite clearly Fred Perry!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

nah they are genuine lacers!!!!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

Fred Perry is selling knock-off lacers?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

yep.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

Cheeky feckers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

you havent a Break=Controllingbat?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

noooooooooooooooo

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

Oh No Uncle Fill!

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

YO THAT'S FRESH!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

uncle Phil McCrevice?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

needs more fresh

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

Prince of Bell-end?

*princes*

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

gettin jiggy with it?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Needs some dice on the mirror!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

that Geoffrey

he was so glib

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

a quick post and run................

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

hahaha!!

WILLY!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

^this

Won't he?

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

hahaha!!

ARSE!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

thats is so awesome *clicks*

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nicely done chap!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

AGGHH! I've been tea bagged!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

oh god no!

that' woo that is

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

ha - I'm imagining a faster one where he doesn't swing back in the other direction

like he's spinning around and around and he likes it.

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

Is it wrong

that I keep moving my head out of the way each time I see his dingle dangle heading for my face!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

you have inbuilt cock-proximity sensors, that's all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

I am not sure how that reflects on my manliness :)

so I shall feel uncertain and sexually threatend and drink tea instead.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

it is a manly device

it warns you when another man's wormsock is getting too close, so that you can make sure you don't accidentally touch it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeeee!

i haven't been on a rope swing for YEARS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

Thats lovely!

HappyToast eh?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

please supply a link to riverghost's story, otherwise people will be very confused

I'm still a little unnerved myself

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

NO! You deserve the wonderment!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm sorry I raised that horrid point last night

it just ocurred to me. Sorry though, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

what the funk is everyone banging on about

...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

^ this all over

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

they're not going to tell us

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

Fine.

I'm going to go and get some lunch then.

Mmmmm... bread roll and a banana.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

*shakes angry fist*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

Here you go....

b3ta.com/board/8733763

HAT TRICK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

ha ha ha

good one - everyone knows I'm HAPPY TOAST

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!!! that is EXCELLENT!

happytoats is the new black!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

This is excellent.

One day I hope someone pretends to be me...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

hahahahhahah! fucking hell that's brilliant! Was it a /boarder?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

I dunno,

I guess it was someone who lurks.

I hope he is reading it today and feels like a fool :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

Sorry, was getting munchies

YES Toast is famous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

That'll teach you to spend your evenings away from b3ta.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

I WAS DRUNK AND NAKED!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

So were all of us!

We were just on b3ta too!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

Does anyone go on b3ta without being drunk and naked any more?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

I'm wearing a suit and a tie

...and I have underwear on

*hangs head in shame*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

Are you HappyToast?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

my new T Shirt says so

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

oh - yeah - nice one Aviary

way to preserve transparency!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

that clearly says you are hot toats

NOT happytoats.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

Sell out

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

I wish I had

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

I'm *hic!* not fuggin' *hic!* drunk!

Or nake... no, wait... I am naked...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

That's the spirit

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

0_0

pics or GTFO

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

still say he looks like alan rickman

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

I overheard HT in the pub last week

pretending to be Alan Rickman. I asked him to sign my copy of Die Hard, and he did. Then I realised it was Alan Rickman.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

i would have sex with alan rickman

whether he wanted to or not.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

You'll be looking for my new and patented 'Sex Convincer'

It's basically a lead pipe, and you just kind of bash them on the head a bit, until they're unconscious. Not too hard though you'll kill them. Although if you like that it's ok too.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

lead pipe is bad for teh stiffy

i'll stick to the rohypnol/viagra approach

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

With a bit of Pete Townshend...

when younger...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

which bit?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

eyes / nose bit

and ankles

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

and which bit of Pete Townsend do they look like

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

His shoes

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hahaha

YES!!

*loves*

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

Brilliant!

Naked rope swinging is best of all activities!

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

this is

drenched in awesomeness

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

HELLO, I AM YOU. WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm him!
And he wants me!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

I AM HIM.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

Haha

Needs added piss splat on the screen

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

hmm. hmm!

penis!

(

Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

GOD

I want to do that -- I haven't been on a rope swing in years... and I don't think I've EVER been on one naked but I know it would be aces high!

WOO to you you bloody wonderful loon.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

hahahah

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee should be coming out
and poo aswell :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

Ace!

(

ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

That is ace and has me laffin like a loon.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

he looks so happy in his naked dangling glory

yay for joyous nakedness

(

Lynxkitten, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

hahahaha

wonderful.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

ANd then the missus called you if for your tea:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

joy!

This made my day

(cH3$h7846J#7, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)

awesome as always. :) much glee.

(

nocturne72, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

Zola unveils latest Hammers shirt

(Neltron, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

Fuck that

I'm not gonna be the only one to comment oa a football gag again.
;)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

me neither....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

Haha

Damn, I was hoping I would be.
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

nor me

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

haha

oh you would go and enjoy this one, wouldn't you mister spurs man? :p

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

\o/

tiny victories

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

:o)

hehe

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

Oh all right then

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

Excrement!

I still love this!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

this is brilliant

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

Pfft!

Nice work!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

are you

from wolverhampton by any chance?

(prostheses, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

How very dare you :(

Actually I am a childhood "baggies" fan

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

they'll never get into europe now

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

SPANG!!!!!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

Top lurkage!!

I like football, but not many other people do here. :(
Another tip, if you do post a football gag, don't post before Happy Toast.
;)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

hahah

had to bbc news it, but nice one!
:)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

Meh.

(

calico, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

Christ on a bike....

...

EDIT: wood

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

Pfft!

You fecker ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

oh, you utter twat

i now have coffee dripping off the end of my nose :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

*Licks coffee off

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

*sneezes*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

*films*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)

*Dodges**

_{_{*=Goes back outside to finish cutting the lawn.}}

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

you like gardening?

fancy trimming my bush for me?
it's so overgrown, i can hardly see out of the window.

no, not THAT bush, you pack of dirty-minded shits :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You filthy bint you! ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)

bint?

i haven't been called a bint in hours!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

*puts away strimmer*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)

*slinks back into the shadows*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

have you been hiding in my shadowy bush?

i thought the starlings were big this year

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

*rustles*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

hahahah, oh bloody hell :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

^this :o)

going for the cheeky similar to other fp's fp there? good tactics, i like it

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

Inbetween goes

Faye Dunout?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

I'm done here

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

hahaha!!

*spangs*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

whoop whoop

*runs round like a red indian*

(

skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

That's it I'm doing one of these now

....later.

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

more of this

;)

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

*buzzzzz*

(

badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

Nicely done, but bindun sadly!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

uuurggghhh

he looks like something out of Naked Lunch

and woo

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

I was so disappointed with that film, it was not what I was expecting...

...ladies and sandwiches.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

I really like it

but then Cronenberg can do no wrong in my eyes (except M Butterfly)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

I keep meaning to watch History of Violence.

Is it worth it?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

/constantly disappointed by naked video when a young 'un, was expecting something like eurotrash/sexycam

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

Was that the one with all the scottish gits?

And Rab C Nesbitt?

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

Naked Video

not Naked Lunch...

*ponders*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

Meh?

He said naked video.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

yes!

taking the thread on a tangent has brought forth confusion! and biscuits!

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

Bring on the biscuits!

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

*rummages*

*offers*

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

peanut butter kitkats ftw

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

^THIS!

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

think it was

more recently, chewin the fat was pretty good

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

Chewin the Fat was cracking!

Their new one not so....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)

or loose women.

(

skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

I work for a living

so thankfully NEVER see that show.

I can think of nothing worse than basically a televised Hen night with no booze

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

~~work~~ b3ta

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

sshe

my boss may be looking

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

^this

however i used to get subjected to that show when I worked in a bar which had the goddamn f*cking trash on all day.

(

skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

a bar had daytime tv on all day long?

that's a GREAT way to pull in punters...

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

*shudders*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

*judders*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

*udders*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

Norks!

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

you called?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)

Blubbers

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

that show PISSES me off... A bunch of ill-informed menopausal crones harking on about their views that would make the average Daily Mail reader blush.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

It's always on in the canteen at work...

... sometimes I think the morons who watch it have it on endless loop or something.

Although apparently Brian Blessed was on there once.

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

Too fuckin' smiley!

So is therefore wrong

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

good point

(

badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

haha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

b3tter

Now don't do it again

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

Well I think it's bloody good.

Getting sick of that face.

What's this I hear about thom yorke hanging out a window?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

buzzes like a fridge

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

Sorry

and done before me too!
:D

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)

Now, she REALLY should have gone...

(

Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

they wouldn't have helped

she was blinded by pound signs and the comforting thought that his tiny penis was an optical illusion.

not a lot.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

look into the eyes look into the eyes not around the eyes....

...into the eyss...I am tall and have a huge cock

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

pfff!

doesn't work when you have to bend down to look into the eyes! :D

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

good point!

maybe she held an upside down periscope

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

maybe she held his bank book

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

pfft

The immortal Mrs Merton line

:)

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

heheh

i'd forgotten about that!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

I don't care what anybody says about debbie

SGMTRFH

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

I concur!

But when you find out how old she really is it is a bit worrying!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

Bah.

You don't worry about stuff like that. not for a sportfuck.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

She's only 50

I'm more perturbed she has the patience to wait till the old cunt snuffs it for his money.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

I just checked Wikipedia and it appears you are right.

But I don't think that is honest. I am sure that she was about 50 10 years ago!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

50 is nothing

50 is nothing
50 is nothing
nope nope
/my bloke is coming up to fifty blog

(

fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

Besides, think of the advantages that 50 brings...

If you can't quite get her in the right position, just push harder until something gives.

Osteoporosis is fucking ace!

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

hahaha!!

that'll work for tom cruise too!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

kasto kasto krut

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

that's a neato what now, right?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

poligen ha

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

Poligen Ha!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

that's top work

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

What's been 'shopped?

*waits for anim*

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

Debbie's penis

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

It's right there on the stool

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

Ah, I see now

Cleverly removed!

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Phwoar!

Still wood!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

What about Debbie?

fnarr

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Her too!

;)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

Aw, bless

He looks like a combination of a penguin, and Cotton from king of the hill.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

hahahahahahhaaa!!!

he does!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

hahahahah! Brilliant!

but needs more Wizbit :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

NOTHING needs more wizbit!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

You're forgetting

the Wizbit Incinerator

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

ah, of course.

fire is the cleanser.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

Fudder / shuck

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

hahahah, oh lordy....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

Hahaah

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha! Why did she marry millionaire Paul Daniels?

I can think of a million reasons...
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

1. his personality

2. his intelligence
3. generosity
4. loving
5. caring
6. his car
7. £1
8. £2
9. £3 etc..

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

Hiya Moley!

How's Moley Jnr sir?

(

Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

Fluffy time?

Just a doodle, sorry for time wasteage.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

Firehamster?

the new browser from Captain Wow Industries?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

fire alarm!

LAter!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

really?

if there was a fire alarm, good dedication there, cap'n!
'please leave in an orderly fashion and notify the internets whilst heading to the marked exits'
:o)

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

as you can see there are no emergency exits here, here or here. In teh unlikely event of an emergency, there are cyanide pills located under your seats...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

red dwarf turbolift?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

that it would be :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

thought so

i must watch more red dwarf before i get my mr. flibble t-shirt

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

My plugin isn't working with it...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

aaaww! sweet!

he looks like a naked doc gerbil, except with less insanity.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

aww!

it's full of lully

right, I have to go deal with reality now

bah, stupid reality!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!!!!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

Thass lully

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

=^-^=

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

HE'S WRITING WITH A PINE NUT.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

very ace!

maybe i should try drawing summat...
*scribbles*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

That is lovely :D

I need to get some pics of the squirrels who make my garden joyous :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

You do!!

;)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

They don't seem to have been around today :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

it's great. F

welll done

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

:D ta lovely!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

hamster soup ftw

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

yeeeee!

(

Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

MILK IT

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

yay

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

so cute my head asploded

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

Apologise to your bosses

I think it's lully!!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

Cheers all!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

Fluff!

are his dark demonic eyes like that on purpose? zombie/demon hamster nibbles on fingernails of his victims

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)

let this be a warning to you all...

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

he should try pencilcillin

that'll fix him right up

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

I like the crumpled quality of this

It has a certain "crumpled" quality that I find aesthetically pleasing.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

i scrunched it special.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

I have been in this situation

I still am in it

please send me all the money and russian dating women that you can afford

it's a worthy cause

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

Has that been drawn on a testicle? ;)

I likes :D

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

no its on an old ladies face that i scrunched.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

Good good

- carry on.

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

there's one next to me right now...

i'm trying not to let it see the screen or he'll know i'm on to him...

AAAIIIEE!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

*hides pencils*

nicely drawn.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

thanks, and how are you today?

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

Bored!

but it am lunch tiem now.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

i fear that lunch is now upon us

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

you're right - it is

I just had Lasagne

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

...and I'm still having my breakfast porridge.

this sedentary lifestyle will be my undoing.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

hmmm i have lasagne leftovers in the fridge

should i eat that, or make sammiches? either way, a cheeky beer is needed

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

STOP EATING MY HENGES.

YOU'VE ALREADY GOT THROUGH SANDWICH HENGE AND BATTENBERG HENGE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

mmmmm

battenberg

*craves*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

I have half a... loaf? brick? whatever of battenberg by my bed.

Considering I spend about 3 hours of last night talking about fucking fat chicks for a competition, I may have to leave it there just in case.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

WTF!!!???!!!

hahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

THOSE ARE MY JUNIPER HENGES, CLEAR OFF!

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

*sighs*

i remember eating lunch.......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

Only the end of the fricking universe as we know it!

~~universe~~ morning

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

Lunch... I think I remember that meal...

Mine's not 'til 1 though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

i'm having my lunch

it is coffee.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

I had a coffee for breakfast...

I'd forgotten just how bitter it is...

Stupid diet and more exercise...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

dieting is pish

just have a bypass, it's much easier!

/lost 5 stones in 8 weeks blog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

Five stones in eight weeks?

Seriously?

Makes my 3/4 of a stone in the same time period look pretty piss poor...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

yep.

i am surviving on mostly cup-a-soup and vitamin supplements.
not hungry, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

It's not the hunger that gets me actually...

It's the insane making cravings for something gooey and chocolately that are making it difficult...

30g of fat a day tops... If I'm REALLY good I can lick a digestive biscuit for afters...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

i've had a severe craving for bakewell tart for about 3 weeks

but if i eat anything sweet now, i shake, feel sick and get a headache for 2 days. it's easy to say no to chocolate now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

I want one of your things... even if I have to go to Hull to get it....

That sounds like the ideal cure for my sweet tooth...

I know it's meant to take only 9 days for sugar addiction to be beaten, but after years of abuse, my cold turkey is only just starting to kick in at eight weeks...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

the only thing i really miss is dr. pepper

i'd get the diet stuff, but my stomach is too small to handle anything fizzy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

Again - keeping me off the fizzy can only be a good thing...

It's my ancestry that makes me drink IRN BRU, honest!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

it's my ancestry that makes me fat

almost all of my family are porkers, i just turned it into an art form :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

5 stones? that's just cer-azy!

an my missus thought she was doing well losing a few stone over 6 months!

did you get it on the nhs?

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

yep.

the surgeon who was meant to do it locally spent his entire budget in 3 months, so i got farmed out to a tiny private hospital in hull, of all places. the hospital was lovely, but hull is shite.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

you have discovered a use for hull

this could be very profound

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

if not apocalyptic

they do have a good aquarium there, i made my sister take me round it when i got out. 2 hours of looking at(mostly) sharks whilst covered in plasters, drip holes and bruises, all topped off with a delightfully sexy pair of anti-thrombosis stockings

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

Arrrgggh!

I just discovered an uncrunched crisp amongst the crunched crisps in my mouth with the back of my soft throat!

That hurts.

Woo

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

tip -

'inhaling' and 'eating' - not the same.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

I did not breathe my crips.

An un-chewed crisp scratched my throat on the way down.

*sobs*

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

excellent!

Well the nice people at starbucks gave me the wrong thing, and i've only just realised now I'm back in the office. GRRRRRR

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

how can they give you the right thing?

overpriced oversugared, overyankified, over..er..thehillsandfaraway??

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

but that's how I like it

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

*pities*

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

blog and archive

exp -
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7610939.stm

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

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Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

lucky my grandparents are all dead

or they would die this winter

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

Yeah!

:'(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

Is this the fucking stupid scratch card where someone argued that -7 was higher than +4?

Well, the scratch card wasn't stupid, but pulling it because someone else fucking was seemed a little stupid.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

ha ha

I'd totally forgotten about that.

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miamistu snagglery, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

HELLO, I'M AN IDIOT, CAN YOU PLEASE PULL YOUR SCRATCH CARD?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

I don't think so

but I need to know more about this!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

I'll have a google, I used to have it bookmarked, but it seems to have disintegrated.

Ah, there you are.
CLICK ME TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL CLEVER

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

Jesus Christ

What a bunch of stupid cunts.

Camelot should have used this as a culling exercise, and arranged to be killed all the people who phoned to complain.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

best quote:

"they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8"

Yeah - stick it to maths

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

I love the idea of fobbing someone off with the truth.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

what's black and fucks you in the feet?.....

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

The thing that Adam Sandler has in Mr Deeds.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

a pizzeria?

a dead uncle?
a creepy butler?
a lesbian waitress?
a lying girlfriend?
stop me if i guess, won't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

I will....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

frostbite!

/sensible answer blog

ummm... Will Smith?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

Gary Coleman

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

Haha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

*Office lol*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

winnar!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

Haha!

Doesn't matter what the real answer is, this is the funnierst.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

an extra £16.50 a week?

sometimes i'm glad i'm disabled :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

*clicks*

*scratches*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

oh this fucking government

I can't afford to use my gas for anything other than heating water. I REALLY can't wait for winter and the price hikes (thanks EDF, I can easily afford 40% on my great wages).

How much is it to move to Spain?

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

Yes, I'm seriously wondering about how I'm not going to freeze to death this winter

still, gotta laugh innit :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

as cutting as a huddle of hoodies* on a night bus

* i believe that is the correct term :p

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)

'ning, my darlinks.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

hahahahaha what?? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

WHOOO?

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

no-one in particlerer.

or should I say.... your mum *canned laughter*

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

my mum? i thought it was your cousin.

no, sister.
no, They're the same hahahaha

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

Do you remember that magazine that used to be around

what did have the theme tune....

"Who, what, when, where, how...."

I think it used to be yellow and have an egyptian all seeing eye on the cover....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

thats Martini

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

No it isnt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

Who, what, where, when, why

I want to try
To understand how it works
Tell me who, what etc etc

WWWWW was its name, and it answered all those questions about different guff each week.
I think its been replaced by something called the internet.

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha fucking hell, this is an odd first thing to see.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

WHEN?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

shirley bassey's let herself go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

Be honest with me darling,

is my eyebrow too much?

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

noooooo

i like the caveman look.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

O HAI UR MADGESTI

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

what the duece?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

haha what

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Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

they're not as big as they used to be...

(Perry stop suckling me, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

or anyone else, for that matter.

creepy looking little fecker that he is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

I used to well fancy him.

But when I was a teenager I'd have happily rutted a decomposing badger.

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

same here

but he sure ain't no badger!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

True..

*wipes badger gore from corner of mouth*

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

have you ever tried....

*looks around furtively*

.....possum?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

No..

However I was once fingered by a wallaby.

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

Is that some pipes hanging out of the window?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

Yes. Yes you are.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

Good News!american asian dating search single site

Hey, friends!Date pretty girls.My name is Olga!

I know about this site from Friendly and I'll wish make some new friendship out of my country. Write something to me, please.
Newschoosing dating site names
Now.I want men.

Thanks!Happydating!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

let's sex!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

*sexes*

*feels unsatisfied and more than a little dirty*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

how about a nice bath with rose petals and candles?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

ooooohh, you tempting bugger!

*grabs loofah*
wanna scrub my back?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

*scrubs away*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

then my work is done!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

it bloody well isn't!

get back in this bed, NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

hi olga!!

so,
what you wearing?
*leers*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

These

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V

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

*spluffs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

your name not Olga

but still I wish to maybe make fuck with yourself.

This has been a causes of confusions at me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

Is it wrong that despit emy straightness

you make me more horny than a unicorn in a bull pen?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

*milkshakes out of my pants letterbox*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

*pats arse*

Good boy.

:D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

;)

I loved your photos yesterday! I need to start doing B & W photography again!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

Thanks! :D

Me too, got some ideas from the Captain yesterday for new ones

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

Olga Wankin OBE?

IT IS YOU, IT IS YOU!

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

This is relevant to my interests

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

Ginger you say?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDtjBrS4Fhw&feature=related

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

You could have put this in your thread down there!

Oh it's someone different.

;)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

this is funny

despite comic sans

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

we must be constantly vigilant

Against teh sans. If you see sans, please report it to the nearest b3tan BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

when is it going to end?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

o hai seams yorke!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

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