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"WHY IS BONO MORE RESPECTED THAN ME? I'M JUST AS MUCH OF A CUNT AS HIM, AND I HAVE A GAMMY EYE!"

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)

hhhahahahaha

lol x infinity

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)

ace

click

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)

hahahaha

win!

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)

pffft

don't make him angry..

(although I do quite like Radiohead)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)

he looks like he's about to do a stonking pile o poop

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)

I think you mean "release an album".

;)

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slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)

i'm going to use that next time i need to release an album...

lol :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)

(Dillon, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)

Hello and welcome to b3ta

this is good but a little large for the board
static images are recommended at 50kb
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend :)
Collect one woo when you have optimised a little, don't forget the edit button! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)

eek

fixed :)

(Dillon, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)

Woo!

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)

i'm julie moult and i approve of this message.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)

FORE!

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)

skin

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)

head

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)

double points for you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)

*kerchings*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)

Is that called a birdie?

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)

BOIDIE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)

minge

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)

A yellow bird

A yellow bird
with a yellow bill
with a yellow bill
sat upon
sat upon
my window sill
my window sill
I coaxed him in
I coaxed him in
with a piece of bread
with a piece of bread
and stamped all over his fucking head.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)

BOID MOIDER

WHERES MY GRAPHICS CARD YOU ROYAL MAIL BASTARDS?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)

Bahhaha.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)

Hahahaha

Your dad tell you that one too?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)

I think this would be 48% better if you had not decided to add the word 'little' twice

and ruin the scan of this famous poem.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)

Or once. I was taught.

Spring is her the grass is griz
I wonder where the boidies is
But that's abserd the wing is on the bird.

Would have also accepted:

Little birdie flying high
Angry farmer wipes his eye
Thanking God that cows don't fly

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)

No fucking train,
No fucking bus,
No fucking room,
For fucking us,
in Fucking Wembworthy.

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Wembworthy village
and shit on the people below.

I had an extra line in the birdy flying one you say, but I cannot get it back now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)

Bloody Orkneys,

it's been years!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)

OH FINE.

THERES A FEW VERSIONS ABOUT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)

NO STOP IT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)

And tidy up.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)

hahahahhaa

Cunt royal mail in the fuck
They failed to wake me up to deliver my RAM today

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)

ROYAL FUCKUP

MORE LIKE LOLOlolololol

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)

I live in a sleepy rural area so they just leave the stuff on the doorstep if you're not in.

Or just wait around for a few minutes while you try to get dress and inevitably fall down the stairs.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)

hahahaha!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)

Noseface. Nosebody,even!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)

NASAL SEX!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)

Fuck knows.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)

BBC 3 is the only place Ralph Little can get any work

What a dilemma last night, Piers Morgan and Jim Davidson in the same room. The dilemma is, what do you use to set the room on fire with?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)

What is he in now?

*secretly rather likes TPOLAAPOC*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)

some crap on bbc 3 with jonny Vegas

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)

hahaha!

this is great.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)

Great Gig in the Sky

News story
Sorry about quality, I left my tablet at Dad's.
Not bindun I hope?

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)

if only we knew who he was

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)

Pink Floyd's keyboardist.

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)

i know who he was

pink floyd didn't even know he was there

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)

Ooohhhhh I see.

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)

do you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)

No, sorry, I was mistaken.

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)

ham to us all, at sore point

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)

A slice of the dearest Polyps, sir.

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)

He died from doing a massive fart?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)

we have all been there

when you have a massive fart building up and you feel like all your guts are going to come out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)

sorry

but he's dead. not in the sky.

Nice pic, in a slightly cheesy way. It seems to require some calligraphic poetry written in the middle.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)

*whips out my nibs*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)

*gets excited*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)

I considered it, but that'd be TOPOADM

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)

then you could have sold it to old ladies coffee shops.

I would have expected a bit more of a Floydy rock n roll tribute from you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)

Well I quickly threw it together while arguing with my girlfriend.

I wasn't sure if anyone had made one yet, but I didn't want to carry on arguing only to find that it'd been done before I finished.
That's adding salt to the wound D:

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)

Somehow, with your username, that works really well.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)

She's outta control!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)

I don't understand what you mean.

No. I do not know.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)

I've got a bike,

you can ride if you like?

(Virulent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)

Has it got a basket

A bell that rings
and things
to make it look good?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)

It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things,

just to make it look good.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)

~~just~~

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)

I'd give it to you if I could

but I borrowed it.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)

sorry

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)

Ah the arch nemesis of the Red hand Gang!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)

LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA LA LAH.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)

*grabs walkie talkie*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)

Lalalalala . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)

BLURCHIN IS BLURRY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:37, archived)

Perhaps a cosmetic malfunction . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)

...

Its a bit big...

(Who blew luigi, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)

Thanks for telling us it's a bit big, Hawkins

That's ok though as I'm viewing b3ta IN A FUCKING CINEMA

edit: FP it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)

Hahahaha.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)

hahahaha *click*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)

Too fucking right.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)

I think you're missing a 9

from the end your image challenge suggestion sig.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)

You're right, thanks.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)

...said the princess to the plumber's evil brother.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)

It's not too big

This is M&S fucking hoooj!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)

'lo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)

hi:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)

note to rob: FP needs widening further

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Note to rob from Dell. Please increase the size of FPs and we will offer your members a 2% discount of 19" monitors.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)

Indeed!

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)

I like that.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)

LOGS

LOOOOOGS

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)

Well done.

Have an arsenic cookie.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)

God dammit, first corgis, now this.

Where the fuck am I.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)

if you know its big

link it - its not rocket science
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
TJ : www.b3ta.com/board/8746850 last nights comppo entry for those who missed it :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)

Stop whoring your work!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)

yeah well people was asleep at 12 o clockish

just because you don't leave b3ta :p
shut up! *stomps feet and runs off crying*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)

I do!

Ive hardly been on today!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)

I FOUND THE OTHER ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR.

www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/jesustennis4.gif

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)

hello is it me your looking poor

*lends you 5p*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)

I am a bit poor at the moment.

I've got to live off about 20 quid for the next week and I have lots of things I NEED to get. Ain't good, brah.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:33, archived)

That's a bit low poly

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)

like a bipolar parrot!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:33, archived)

OMFG FUK U, 1100 TRIS

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)

My computer generates this sixty times in a second. 0:

(Who blew luigi, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:33, archived)

Are you a bit simple?

It's ok if you are - just checking.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)

oh christ.

I'm gonna find a .pdf of War and Peace, screengrab each page as a .bmp and make the biggest cunting pic evar.

Then throw it at your mum.

From a height.

Possbily from the top of a building, not quite worked this out yet.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)

ahahahah

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)

Take it to the chans, monkeybummer

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)

oooh..ohhhh

Is it Tuesday already? bloody hell, I lost a week! What's the image challenge? Thom Yorke, stuff that! I'll look at a MASSIVE Mario instead

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)

MORE BOIDS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)

Grind you fucker GRIND!!!!!!

EDIT: LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL PICTURES!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)

A WAILING AND A GNASHING OF TEETH

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)

I think I shall draw a picture

What shall I draw?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)

HYPERLASERNINJAS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)

I will draw this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)

FUCK YEAH THIS IS GOOD

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)

A mecha Bernard Manning destroying Mecca.

Piloted by Macca.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)

and this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)

A dog riding a cactus as if it were a disabled war cow.

Or v/v.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)

and this

And you can vote for the bestest one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)

/unlurk

AMINALS ON BYKES

/relurk

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)

and this aswell

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)

excellent

i like the sheep most of all

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)

Ta,

An angrier version of him has his own series

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)

teh curtains :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:12, archived)

OI WAZ LOOKAN IN THA RIVVA, IT WAZ FULL A BOIDS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)

GRIIIIIIIIIND, GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

G'afternoon lemony, piffy, and all else :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)

I prestiged last night :)

And in 4 games since getting the M4 Ive already got 62 kills with it
Damn I love that gun
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)

You told me!

Didn't you see my reply of every gun i've ever got red tiger with?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)

Yes!

it was sad.
Ive only got 8 headshots so far tho.
I need to aim at the head more

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)

Pfft!

Hip fire FTW!

It gets way more headshots.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)

Hip fire is w/o zooming yeah?

I tend to use red dot big time
I love that shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)

Yep, it's usually better and you can move faster aswell.

But it's a no-scope if it's a sniper rifle.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)

Yeah I no scope with the barratt 50cal whenever I use it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)

It's a piece of piss to no scope with.

As are the m21 and dragunov, real skill is with the R700 and M40A3.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)

M4 is all I use really, its the business

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)

Have you not got more headshots than kills yet?

I love games where you can get that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)

HELLO!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)

All is well i hope :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)

Yes I am going to eat some chicken stew now though.

Reply here and I will find it after foods.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)

I wish i had some stew :'(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)

:'(

MY STEW WAS DELICIOUS. I WILL EMAIL YOU SOME.

BERB.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)

ARGH NO WTF

THERES ALL STEW IN MY ROUTER NOW :(:(:(:((((((

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)

Gnaaaaaaaaaaaarley . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)

This makes my teeth ache.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

and mine,

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)

OMG TEEFS

This makes me feel a bit ewewewewwwwwwwwewwwwww

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)

no reason

Today I had a sausage sandwich, it was nice

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)

I had a chicken and bacon sub

It was awesomes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)

hmm, a submarine made of chicken and bacon

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)

No it was a sublime!

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hang on, I don't get it

*pause*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

no, I still don't get it

HAHAHAHAHAH

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)

LIMES!!!!!!

Sublime!
hahahahhaa

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)

LIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIME

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)

OH LIME

oH OH OHHHH LIME!

OHHHHH LIME

OHHHH LIME

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)

OH FUCKING LIMING YES!

BRING ON THE LIMES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)

you open the limegates, and befall the limes of hell!

is that what you want, man?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)

Yes please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)

NEEDS MORE ATTATCHMENTS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)

she is sad because she broke her attachment due to vigor

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)

ITS A SHE?

OH :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)

yes, can't you tell due to the absence of adams applement

and ill defined girlybumps?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)

I DO NOT PAY MUCH ATTENTION.

I WAS LOOKING FOR ATTACHMENTS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)

ATTACHMENTS LEAD TO MALFUNCTION AND PRODUCT LIABILITY LAWSUIT

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)

Gimme the straight dope . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)

give it oh yeah

give it!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)

Is that me?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)

'lo all, thought I'd drop this here...

Bigger
Glowy
Super High Contrast

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)

nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)

Thank ye :)

you're still the master though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)

Oh don't lie to the lad.

He's all tutorials and filters with his so called "vexels"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)

That's rich coming from you.

I hear you hire a team of illustrators from Korea.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)

Lovely

Great style you have there!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)

Developed through not being able to figure out curves in vectors...

now I know, I just like the tedious appeal of drawing thousands of straight lines...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)

Really very nice.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)

Nice :D

The last one was a bit of a shock.

I think I might offer this option on all of my future works.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)

"Fuck, Jimmy have you caused an eclipse with your hat again?!"

"Err...no....."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:00, archived)

eek!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)

oooooh

I really like this!! Woo Yay Hoopla!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)

HELLO!

*glomps*

Happy Birthday for Thursday...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

Thanks m'lovely

We're in the Fighting Cocks from 6 if you fancy!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)

on Thurs?

I shall definitely drop by.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)

oops

Wednesday night drinks - I'm being pampered on Thurs :D

bring peoples if you do so wish!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)

hoorah!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)

W A B B I T S!

*incoming*

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

I like that

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

And that's the way it is.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

*freezes*

*poplocks*
*screams in pain*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

INCOMING CARROT GRENADE!

TAKE COVER!

This is ace by the way.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

how silly!

I love it!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)

:DD

(

Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)

DEATH POOL: Day 9

Day 8

I also found this written on my whiteboard this morning:

If you can't read the loopy handwriting it says "No stop it" and under that "Positive Drawings". If only anonymous loopy-handed message writer knew the half of it.

(

Microwave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)

hahaha

great job microw-NO STOP IT

(

Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)

SORRY,

PONGSAKORN

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)

this is a fascinating saga

can you have someone ready with instructions to let us all know in case you get carried away in a straitjacket?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)

Good plan

By the way I'm thinking for my meeting tommorow I take a white T-Shirt and draw a red pentagram on it. Y/N

(

Microwave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)

nah, the fun here is to see how long it can last

not to agitate the administrators and whatnot.

maybe make a guy painting a canvas with blood from his own torso? could be an explanation for artistic expression etc

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

cover your skin in fake blood, let it dry and THEN go to the meeting in a crisp white shirt

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)

hurrah!

keep up the good work! I'm watching this with interest...

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)

Try making all the dead people smily.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)

I suggested this, but I think it might make it worse.

But I still hope he does it.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)

Ridiculously smily. Positively brimming with glees.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)

OH FUCK YES, I CAN SEE MY SPLEEN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

Like that, yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)

(

Microwave, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)

Much better.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)

YES

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:59, archived)

yaay

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)

Hi gorgeousness!

I have to run off it to the wilds of real world now, but had to say *knots* and its good to see you before I did.

*squeezes*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

Hiya love, see you soon then

*hair gets whipped up by the girl travelling past her at 90mph*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)

I finish work at 1630 now so might get some b3ta time at home

:D

I've missed you (you're just so damn fantastically witty)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)

You've gone mad in your absence, you poor thing.

I don't go on much at night, but I'll endeavour to *hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)

Why do I never get a "hi gorgeousness"?

I'm fucking stunning, I'll have you all know.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)

you stun people into silence?

Hi your foxiliciousness -is that ok?

_{and now I really must go have spiffing evenings all!}

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)

That would make sense.

Goodbye, mysterious stranger.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)

Haha

I wondered when people would start to object. Make them MORE VIOLENTER now!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

keep 'em coming!

woo yeah!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

Love it!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)

great job microwave

(

ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)

Freak them out.

Draw something stupidly happy one day. Then the next day draw it being ripped up.

(

Cae1, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)

haha yes

the plot sickens :D

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)

These are superawesome.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)

No hummus, no shopping just a photo of my cat 'Jaffa' in my son's castle...

(

Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)

Fucking hell, from this lair the cat will rule the world.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)

blimey! cats in castles!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

meanwhile just across town......

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)

that's brill!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)

What is this, /v/?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)

i don't understand your words

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)

it's where the corgis go

(

Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)

this

is fucking amazing!

(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)

yay for castlecats!

Woo!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

teefs in animals, not worth own thread etc.

I have lost contact with the woman whose teeth these are, which is just as well
cos she HATES this pic :@ )
Otherwise it's a bloody shame, actually - cos she was very nice, and I made a very bad decision. Ho hum.

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

Nice

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

Chimp discovers porn!

(

Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

Wou ...

Wouldn't.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

Waaaah 5pm threadrush!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

Sucki sucki fifftee dowwar?

the question is: is he bendy enough to help himself as it were?

Woo to the pic!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

He could be, methinks...

www.metacafe.com/watch/1045217/thirsty_monkey/

(

Ninj, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

I'm sat here asking myself if I really want to click that...

HAHAHAHAHA I'm glad I did (NSFW) I hear its high in vitamins so he must have been a very healthy Orangutan!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

Dear god!

Where have you been hiding?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

^THIS^

a thousand times.

EDIT: Nice to have you back.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

I didn't go anywhere!:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

Hiya *hugs*

Alas I'm not back just popping by for some b3ta lovin'!

how're you?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

at w*rk

its a swear word wear I come from

_Bristol

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

THat's no excuse!

*huffs*
*shields biscuits*

So, you good?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

Chorizoooooooooo!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

Mediocreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee

Eeeeee!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

hey up naked lady riding a catapillar

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

Hahaha

I'm guessing JJ posted his pic then :)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

it's just how I think of you

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)

hahaha

Glad to see I left a lasting impression... or at least the caterpillars did

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

yay return of the sausage type named lady wummin!!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

Just popping in to say 'allo

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

'allo

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)

Did you see JJs picture of you?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)

hehe yeah

I requested it a while ago :o) tis my birthday on Thursday so he did it all nicely for me.

Very nice of him!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)

WHOOP WHOOP FOR BIRTHDAYS! :D

ENJOY!

*PRE-BIRTHDAY SUPER GLOMP*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

*is glomped supreme*

Ta very much like!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)

^Looks like maybe

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)

Is it 2 gorillas 1 cup?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

Where is his toad?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

In his other pair of trousers

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

hahahah, that's some real actionman eagle-eye stuff that chimp has going on there :D

time to leave this pit I call work, adios!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)

Dirty little monkey!

I gotta go
See you later day shifters.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)

'tra!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

TWEET....TWEET?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

XTREM PRODIGY ACTION

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

TEEFS ON ALL THE ANIMULS

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

Maybe his teefs had just grow.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

Naw

They've been there a while. I know because it bit me last week.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

O_O

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

O_o

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

.<(^.^)>.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

He's so angry, he had to split

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

Hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

YES

ULTIMATE DEATH FIGHTING CHICKEN.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

Is he waiting for c_kick too?

*looks at watch*

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

ANIMATE THIS HARD UP THE SHITTER

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

^^this

I would also like to see some gnashing action

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

hmmmm

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

how can i make it go faster?

AHAHAHAHA thats better!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAY

You've made my afternoon!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)

IM SLOWER, BUT INCLUDE MORE NOM.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

hhahaha

mine DOES lack NOM's

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

nominclusivity is essential

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

Even better!!!

(sorry skellington)

I love this and am clicking 'I Like This' in spirit!!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)

:-(

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)

here have a squeeze to make up for it

*ensqueezes*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

*pops*

ta :¬)

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

NYOM!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)

0.03-0.04

EDIT: FUCK YEAH!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)

its set to zero

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

Firefox has a little quirk that makes .gifs with

those frame delays hyperfast.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)

ahahaha you are too right!!!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

Can we now use it as...

...some sort of bird based chainsaw device?

FASTER!!!!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)

It's deja vu all over again

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

deja vu

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

No no

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said dé-ja-vu

(

ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)

hahaha

you mad bugger

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)

ladida

(Sul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

Radiohead's Incredible Sulk.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

belieive it or not,but the mugabepotamus is the most dagerous animal in the continent africa

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

haha

terrifying

(

Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

Hahahaha

run!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

Dagerous?

It *must* be bad.

Great Pic, sir!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

HNNNNnnnnnnnnnn

said the mugabepotamus.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

im going to

go and mug a bee,then soon after ill pot a mus(whatever a mus is)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

just imagine

the hidiousness of that tash being rubbed against your face

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

it looks like that chap on the left was attempting to oil the hippo with some easy applied 3-in-1 oil

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

OH, I BELIEVE IT.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

PRIMETIME BABY!

Following the success of my work for The Wrong Door, the BBC have commissioned me to do an animated tv show
that will go out in place of the god awful Robin Hood and Merlin things on BBC1 Saturday night around 6.30pm
It's called king Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table and it has been written by myself and the one with the nice pullovers from Time Team
All the animation is done by hand and each episode runs at about 74 minutes
Here are some bits from the first episode "Rape and Pillage never tasted so good"

I think it starts on November 20th, so set your videos
ignore the text, it was just meant to be silly and fantastical like the pictures, I didn't mean to trick anyone and had no idea that it would. I'm sorry for any upset I've caused, I honestly thought I was just drawing some funny pictures with an equally silly backstory.
I am flattered that anyone thought it might be true. I didn't expect that.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)

congratulations!

richly deserved

you should get JJ a gig too now the doors been opened ;)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

Shitting Nora!

Are you serious? Well done!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

of course I'm not bloody serious you gullible fools!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

You had me up to 'pullovers'

Wouldn't come as that much of a surprise. :)

Woo and that.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

Wicked!

Congratulations.

I guess that counts as about the ultimate FP!

EDIT are you sure the Beeb are going to go for the subtitle in the fourth frame?

~~the subtitle~~ micto

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

I think mayhaps forsooth he's jesting

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

shhhhhhhhhh!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

twat!

;)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

*slap*

;)

Least I was in good company through falling for it.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

thi s board is getting way too ironic

for me

he's not serious??

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

in short

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

come on, co written with an archaeologist, hand drawn and 74 minutes long, primetime bbc?!

I didn't even mean to be believable!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

It's proof that no one reads what you post

(

Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

^this^

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

FP THIS NOW!

/automatic reaction to ht post blog

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

well I though you were embelishing

for comic effect - but I though you had the gig

you had me

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)

didn't mean to, I do apologise

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)

I never get to watch the beeb anymore

who knows what they're up to these years ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

Archaeologists, quick hand sketched ideas, and overly long?

that was Bonekickers wasn't it?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

PoMoPost

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

and don't call him Shirley, either

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

well if he is then hook, line and sinker, you swine!

if not then I stand by my original observations.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

Hook, line, sinker and copy of angling times, Sir

(

Joliet, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

Good mind to ignore the fecker for that stunt.

Although that really would be cutting off my nose to spite my face...

Almost as bad as Riverghost's bogus newsletter.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

really, how in any way is it possible to be serious?

I typed a load of nonsense to go with the usual scribbles, full of utter unbelievable stuff. "Rape and Pillage never tasted so good" as the title of a BBC1 Saturday night Primetime tv show?
Each episode hand drawn and 74 minutes long?

I'm baffled by these responses :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

been a loooooong day....

extremely susceptible to suggestion.

I think on that note I should go and wash my gullibility away with beer.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

Well Fuck You then

It's not possible, and I wasn't taken in by it, but in scanning your post it's more than believable

'Very talented user, who has recently contributed to a very successful BBC3 show suggests some of his work may be taken on independantly'

Fucking shock horror. Stop making people feel shit for wishing you well.

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what?!

Ok, so what I thought was funny (writing some made up, innocent, nonsense back story to a picture I just drew) has gone down badly. No offense was meant, I never meant to trick anyone. I am flattered that people thought this could be possible but it never crossed my mind.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

It didn't go down badly with me

I thought it was funny, but then I read your post in full rather than scanned as we often do on this 'ere site. You have a distinctive style, and you're pretty damn talented now, I was just trying to point out that if you didn't read carefully enough to see the joke it was wholly believable. In fact the only reason I read closely enough to see it was because I was excited you may finally be about to get a shot at something to sink your teeth into- much as others were which is probably why you got some quite hurt sounding responses. But mostly because your response to their well wishings was 'Pffft! you fucking idiots, how the hell did you believe that shit?!'.

To paraphrase.

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I think he was more bewildered that anyone could believe it rather than insulting their intelligence

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Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

^this^

I posted a 2 minute nonsense and now I'm having to apologise to everyone for something I didn't know I'd done. This is so weird

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

I'm sorry I went all sweary

I just reacted badly to the situation. It was funny, and as someone said down there 'just take the fucking compliment that we think it's possible'

To paraphrase.

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Will it be live?

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

yes

with an interactive story arc in episode 4

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

I look forward to voting off Sir Galahad

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

I SETT MY VAGIO BUT NOTHING HAPPENED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

Fecking Hell!

Very well done sir!!
Congrats!!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

smasshing

*sets video recorder to tape 3 hours of white noise*

oh bugger

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

^ needs more Tivo

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

What did you do on the Wrong Door?

I only watched the first one, but have recorded the others

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

I supplied the cavemen sketch that runs through episode 2

and my elderly crossing anim is in that one and the pylons skipping is yet to appear

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

splendid

I'll watch the second one tonight then. I am told it got better after the first one anyway, perhaps that's your doing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

oh I'm only one of dozens of contributors

but my bits are the best, yes ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

Did you really provide the cavemen sketch?

I only ask because I've got quite a few myself that could be viable for a sketch show.
Did Mr Wheatley contact you or t'other way 'round?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

he asked me a fair while back

I sent stacks along with my mate, of which a handful were lucky enough to be picked

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

Cool. From the stuff I've read, he seems a nice bloke.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

from the correspondance I have had I can confirm that

very friendly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

I thought you were serious untill I read the tagline.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

i don't have a problem with that personally

i'm pissed off my license fee is used to fund heaven and earth on a sunday, lets have a bit more Filth for my nonchristian pound to compensate!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

hahahahahaha

I love how some people seemed to have believed such utter nonsense :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

it's the funniest thing about it

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Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

congratulations Toasty

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

congratulation!

you are a win!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

only the beeb were that funny.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

yey!!!

i love you!

are you getting ALL the b3tans tv time?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

haha

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Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

You're shitting me?!

CONGRATULATIONS!

It starts on my dad's birthday, and the day I was due to be born. This is a good omen.

*massive hugs* oh you gem, I'm so proud of you! Not that I have a right to be, but I am so ner.

Edit: ah. Congratulations and other sentiments rescinded.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

I wasn't trying to trick people

I just typed nonsense, why did people believe it?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)

Because you're not known for stunts.

That and I think we were all too proud of you to consider that you might not be telling the truth up until people started being called fools. Which is fair enough, I suppose, if that's what you think. I don't think I'm a fool, I think I don't go into every situation with one eyebrow raised and I'm quite proud of that, even though it's brought me nothing but hassle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)

It wasn't a stunt!

I often type rubbish, this is all it was.
I think the responses simply show that people here are lovely and automatically jump at the happy option that B3ta people deserve stuff, so when a sniff of it is accidentally put out there there is excitement.
I really do apologise, I'll think before I post in future. :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)

Personally, I skim read and gave you the benefit of the doubt.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)

Cor. Congratulations.

I'm sure I don't need to tell you to remind us nearer to the date.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

well done toasty

that's awesome!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

there is going to be a lot of guys wearing suits in bars
trying to get sex because of this

riverghost'll be knackered trying to thwart their plans

well done you talented human, you

:D

You big naughty!

discomeat sad :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

Many Congrats, sir!

\o/

Edit: You Bad Man! :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

~~Cor, congrats!~~

eh

74 minutes eh? Isn't that a bit long for a hand-drawn animation series?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

Yeah

but it's very short for a wind-up.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

boom boom

Truth be told, I wasn't paying much attention. I've been finishing some work in order to leave it all for some collegues and go on holidaaay baybeeee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

what?

right, I'm going to put a suit on for the pub tonight

and I'm going to call myself happytoats, and artists on b3tas

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

hahahahahahahahaah

how are people thinking this is anything but nonsense? I really didn't expect this.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

Heheh

see above statement ^

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

dude people get sexy tiems pretending to be you

and you toy with our emotions like cheap midget hookers

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

Big Knights anyone?

Brian Blessed FTW.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

Blimey, I almost believed you then

(until I read the rest of the post)

You'd deserve it, you're pretty good these days and you do have a distinctive style. It took me ages to realise that you guard that so protectively, I asked about your cool effect loads of times, and got ignored loads of times, before it clicked.

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eh?

what cool effect, when have you asked, what?
I just draw on paper and colour it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)

cunning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

I hope this is really really true

but I think you might be pulling our collective plonkers (74 minues? hand drawn? doesn't that take time?)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

I skimmed it, and thought he meant 74 minutes overall, for all the episodes.

How to make a captain really happy and then not in two minutes. I was (how stupid is this? That'll teach me, I guess) really excited for him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

obviously you're too lovely for words

I'm sure some people were more envious than excited...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

A little less lovely now.

I'll learn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

I won't mention my fake tv show then

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)

still lovely I'm sure

just less trusting :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

I knew it was too good to be true - although I think it shows in what high esteem you are held by us bunch of feckless idiots that you were believed

... also - I think you should persue this because it's bound to help me get more action by pretending to be you.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

I'm spending a fortune on zinc tablets now that I'm pretending to be happytoast

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

I sprung for extensive reconstructive surgery

and then discovered not many people know what he looks like... so I stopped half way through.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

now you are half undercover

and half toats

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)

I am flattered, I also wish it were true

Hey BBC, lots of people clearly want this to happen, give me a call ok!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

God, can you imagine if BBC1 was run by b3tans...

we should get out own TV channel though... I wonder how much it costs to buy bandwidth in the digital spectrum... and then how much revenue you can get from advertiting and such like... I mean, for fucks sake, if QVC can run like 6 channels selling tat to dolies, shirley we can get something going showing repeat animations and re runs of things b3tans would want to see...

how many b3tans work in media and would know ANYTHING about this?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)

we'd have the place burnt down before the week was out

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)

Excellent work!

Sounds like your big break

EDIT - you scoundrel - i thought you were stating factual events!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

You should take it as a compliment that people think you are THAT good!

I for one was not taken in for a minute ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

Since 'Ye' olde days shirley?

very lovely though :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

*blinks*

*rubs eyes*

:o

...why, hello there!

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Hiya preeetty lady

how're you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

I thought that as I was posting bit couldn't be arsed to change it :)

Hello missy, lovely to see your name up, hows you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)

I'm grand thank you m'dear!

How the devil are you? Still phenomenally talented as always I see!

It was good to see your anenomes pic previously I always loved that one!

I really need to come back more often and get some hummus and draw some stuff.... hehehe

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)

Even as a pisstake, it still beats half the shit on tv

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)

^ this

a quadrillion times.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

I had you down as more of a Channel 5 person myself.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

Well done.

You're so good people took you seriously.

But then you know that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

it's the fact that people are still falling for it 5 minutes after it's been outed.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

Don't you get it?

It's a double bluff, it really is true.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

Wahey

Highly deserved - if not entirely verified :)
Bollocks.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

You rock!

I love the wrong door and I love your work.

And I am not trying to get more pictures of Manley at all.

*hopes to see self on tellybox*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

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