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#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Eheheheheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# *applauds*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# ioooooh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *waves*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# haha
this is nice.

Edit: I've just received more positive feedback for laughing at marty feldman than I have on my previous two images.

MORE MARTY PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Ha!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# woo!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Yeah, woo to dbroon!
:D Hehe
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Woo!
Ace laughter!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I like this. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# A++++ Would reply to again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# holy sheet. dbroon, thats fantabbydoozie!
click
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# marvellous!
marty, you are much missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# The momemt Marti Feldman discovered gravity
in supermarionation!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# excellent
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# haha
better!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# why is it so small??
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# rub it and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
that's better
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# not so fast!!
ewww
*mops face*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# haha
Incidentally, in what way was that tardis thing previously NSFW? I think my eyes are wrong today. I searched and searched to no avail.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# He briefly replaced the tardis image with another one, then swapped back.
The crazy diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# oh i see
the old switcheroo.

I was starting to question my normally well-oiled, rippling intellect.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# That's something you never need to do, shugga.
*rubs shorn head*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# There was another picture, but it got changed, i think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# he changed the pic
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# The post changed a couple of times.
Briefly, it had some lightly pixellated porn-looking stuff, which could have looked a bit NSFW.
edit: that'll teach me to type long replies.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Have you done "Crand and Deliver" yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# shame
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# What is Crand?
I must know D:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Are you in sheffield?
If so: b3ta.com/calendar/event/16526
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# *blows dust off spanging pan*
*SPANG*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# >:(
Thats terrible!


WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I like how the mouth goes from happy to sad :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# IT'S A MASSACRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I did that to poor lil blobs all summer :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# bloop?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Gah!!
SPANGGGG
(Cloudane, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# has crand been declared already?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# crand declares itself
it's like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# is this some sort of weird evening shift thing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Barbarossa did it
with Laurel & Hardy.

Have a pea

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Ha Ha!
i like that!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Ta
and welcome aboard!

A good start by yourself too.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Sputtering start
I started better than this yesterday!! Promise!!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hey don't worry ;)
I'm not much good, I just enjoy trying :)

*edit - just looked at your first post, great stuff!*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Nobody expects
the Spanish acquisition.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# ha
loverly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# The Spanish did
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Spanish hats would have been better :p
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# apparently
they own the rights to tipping a bowler hat, or doffing one in respect,

if they'd spent less chuffing money on that kind of shite then they'd not be in this pickle now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# He's behind you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
#
Oh no yes he is!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# This will end badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# That depends on your point of view
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Not necessarily, the sneaky guy could be a butler.
He's trying to stealth-shave the man in the hat, who is his employer and has a habit of staring into the middle distance, not wanting to be disturbed, yet ALSO wants to be clean-shaven at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# True enough.
But this is Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Oh yes, you are right. Forgot about Dre. I mean forgot about that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# is that a throwing stance
or does he plan to creep up on the unsuspecting chappie and thrust his chopper right into mr. victim's back?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# He looks the sort to stick his chopper into a man from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# what, horny and desperate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# a panel from your story?
sliceydicey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Beamed up by aliens to prevent a horrid murder
Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# denied!
The sniping vigilante wins again.

Or was there an armed marmot beneath his victim's hat?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# yeouch
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Oh neat
did you give up on your new white board initiative? This is America, you know, if they fucked with your religious freedom you could sue them like crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I love these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Danger Will Smitherson
You ain't seen me, roight
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# WARNING!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# not enough robby in this compo
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# yeah, should be all robby
*nods*
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Needs more theme tunes written by will smith
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# YOU'RE A THEME TUNE WRITTEN BY WILL SMITH.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# FUCK OFF NO I AM NOT! IM A LIVING PERSON >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# That's Robby the Robot
Robot B9 said "Danger, Will Robinson"

/pedant
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick one while there's still time
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# yay nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# chocky!
that was one weird show!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Soon to be redone by Speilberg no less.
Yet another way to totally rape our childhood up the arse with a spiked cock.

*isn't bitter*
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# woo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsrumKCemg
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha!
Weird, I was looking for this the other day without success. Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# A thing
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# My head!
get out of my teeth!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ooooh he looks sad
as a false move could burst his tyres
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Lubberly
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
Giantbowlwithtrainingwheelsandlotsofarials!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Out of frame Pufferfish!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# wooyay
cranial attachments FTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Haha :D
That is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# That's cocking ace!
*clickses*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Haa! That caused me much chuckle-age!
I also admire his forward planning for leaving a big "yes" sized gap between the words "no" and "to".

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# haha :D
*eximplodes with pedantispang*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# snicker
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# MAKE USE OF THAT 400 PIXEL WIDTH, WOMAN
edit: no. Back on the list with you, naughty boy - you really have no idea what nsfw means do you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I don't understand what's happening
hold me!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'll take a Ris please Bob
*edit - why did you cahnge it from the Tardis one to this and leave it enetered in to the Image Challenge? Ris to the power of X!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I'll take one too
if they're free
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I'll take a bucket full
I'm RISsed up to the eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I'm guessing it really is just a police box.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# oo you may be onto somethings there
with your science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a bit RIS so have a pee
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Haha :D
This is good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Cheers.
I like your moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# hahahah This IS good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# THIS is good
This is GOOD

:D

Cheers, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# heh
only a matter of time before someone makes some kind of robot dog in the shape of one of these

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hey!
that's a real photo. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# from the latest lucas epic
"MY ROBOT DOG DUN DANG KILLED EVERYBODY, YO"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I prefer the sequel
"My durn robot dog dun gawn and dang well killed everybody ... AGIN!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I liked the third one, but it was sometimes hard to follow the narrative
"My dang dumb dog dun gone and use a time machine to dang well kill itself and everyone before it dang well gone and dang well killed plumb everyone, for sure"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# COCK
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Surreal, I likes
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# did i miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# What the?
Is this kind of like Garfield without Garfield?
(Cloudane, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit late
Well this didn't take too long at all. Is there any chance that I could have the last couple of days back?
Please glance below to see my medieval Space Marine artwork courtesy of Illustrator textures by Photoshop. Next time there is a competition worth doing can we have a couple of weeks?



CFB (seriously the original is 500mb there is a lot there)
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Wow that's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# blimey!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# crikey
That's quality right there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Cool
Although I can't help but feel that crossbow would be somewhat ineffective.

when shot at pretty much anything
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# aye, it looks a bit weedy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I mean, you could probably get someone in the eye
which would smart a little, maybe need some eyedrops and an eyepatch for a week
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# It could shoot lots of dangerous things...
poison drawing pins.
angry wasps.
...
very hard peas.

small bits of glass.

blu tac, with staples in it.

Edit: see, I think we've all learned that the dangers of a crossbow are not directly related to the size of the crossbow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ANGRY WASPS WILL DESTROY US ALL!
*runs around waving hands in the air and screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Sharpened pencils
very long screws
small snakes

You could make a tiny totem pole out of spiders and shoot that at someone.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# fleas holding axes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Miniture lions on PCP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ducks....small angry ducks
QUAAACK!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Pebbles with mean faces drawn on them
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Steady on young man, this isn't rotten.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Crossbow bolts?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Don't be silly


(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# pfffft
isn't Clan Soul silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Far too silly. >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Tanks and rhinos.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Frozen piss sharpened to a point.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# yeah
it looks like it shoots toothpicks
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Bend over and we'll test this theory of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I think a pretty comprehensive test of effectiveness
would be to see if it's capable of stapling someone's genitals to a table.
Do that once or twice and no one would want to fuck with you
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Its for:
pistol whipping people, just to put them in their place.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Wowwowweewaa! Ace.
I spent a good 58 seconds picking the right Hitler face for my spillage below.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Yeah but you're clearly a perfectionist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# why?
there is a lot of Hitler on the web, it can be hard to find that perfect Fuer look
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Precisely.
Make YOUR Hitler your own with HITLERISER TM from L'Oreal! Because you're not verboten!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Now with a new active ingredient, Zecklon-B, because purity matters
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Heating required
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Denial not included, may cause mass hatred
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Larger model requires Poland, do not operate when other fronts are open.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Over use may lead to a god like feeling and turn others against you
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# ...
I wonder what happened to Hitler's mustache comb?
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# It was probably shot for getting up his nose or something.
Ahem.

I'll, er ... I'll just go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Stop letting Patrick Keilty write your jokes.
Stop right now.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Damn my pocket-Patrick!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Worth it for his wondrous impressions:
1 - Ian Paisley

That is all...
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# for the emperor!
very, very nice
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Absolutely stunning
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hoo-wee
that's some great work there! well done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# there's still time...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post256386
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# meh, I'm looking forward to something new and a little more silly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Amen
I don't think I've even experience so many risses in one week!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sorry
I have explained before that I don't have any humus, just time.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I have neither
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# It's not your picture I'm refering to, it's the whole weeks images, another week of it would be monotonous
It's been fun, we had some laughs, a few drinks, but really it's time to be going
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ooops
I was only joking about having two weeks to complete. Two weeks is shit / shitty. Next compo please!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Fuck me backwards.
That's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# nicely done!
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# That is fantastic.
Everything about this is utterly fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Shhh!
His crossbow string is made of wood. I just noticed... please don't tell anyone or my reputation will be irrevocably harmed!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# By 'eck
That's a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# great scott
that's utterly fab

have a *click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# fab?
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# F.A.B
It is an english term, it stands for fuck a banana, it is a little rude
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# banana?
It's "Blackman" round here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# OK
how about "utterly skill" instead ;)

Watched Son of Rambow too many times and it's brought out the 80s kid in me again. Ah, happy days.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Cor
That's good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# All the exclamations uttered above me ^
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Even the one
where they talked about stapling your dick to a vagina? Because you can't really miss that one out and keep the thread going.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Of course!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Wait, what?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# 0_o
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# A thing of beauty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# wooo!
this is a very groovy take on the design!


The Emperor Protects.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# fantastic work!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# blimey
the CFB version is a thing of true beauty. Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# stunning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# very nicely done indeed
i've no idea what it is but it's very well done.
please accept my very first geek of the week award.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# The
definition of woo way. Quality. Really. Just, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Terrific
Really like that... a lot. What texture filters did you use? (wants to steal them from somewhere) or was it just loads of hard work?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Sigh...
daisy-hitler-car
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Driving Miss Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# SCHNELL I HAFF LEFT SUMVON IN ZE OFEN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# on zecond thoughts
let eet buuuurn
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# heheheheh!
right, enough pretending to do work whilst posting on b3ta; it's time to go home! Buhbye!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Samus in the new game show...TOSS THAT CROSS!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# stop plagiarising my comments from the future
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# lawl
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Dammit, I had to filename... now I get it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# This is a very strange thing indeed.
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Tell them to COMB THE DESERT!


Click for bigger (110KB)

i saw this pic of greman soldiers chargeing ottomans, and i knew i had to do this...
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# "WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Prepare to depart!
why are you always preparing?
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# "COME BACK YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!"
(ha, and that was on autocomplete :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# FUCK even in the future nothing works
llaaawwll
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# "Weeeellll, if it isn't Lonestar, and his sidekick Puke...."
"err... that's 'Barf'..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ..
that's barf
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# barf, puke, what ever!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# "they must have overshot us by a week and a half"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# They have gone plaid!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# "Look sir, Druids!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# that's all we need... a Druish Princess.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# funny she doesn't look Druish.
XP
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Look Sir, a Guinea!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# :A
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# What a fowl comment
/ no idea what is going on here blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Shit, i hate it when my swartz gets twisted
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# what the hell are you doin?
the vulcan nerve grip?

nah nah nah, ya got it all wrong... its more to the side

like this?

yeah thats.... *thump*
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# what does that make us?
absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ARG ITS THE GREMANS
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# At a high street near you.


Click for bigger (79KB)
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I was in the All Bar One on the South Bank last Friday (don't ask why)
and it was full of bankers crying into their beer.

I wanted to go up, rub my eyes, and go "Boo hoo hoo!" with them.

But I didn't as I have decorum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# what I find quite amusing, is one of the few Million Pound Notes is going on auction.
in a few months time, it'll probably be worthless as we follow zimbabwe's example and have to start producing 1 trillion pound notes :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# How much is it going for?
The irony of buying money depresses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# can't find the link anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# really?
it think its hilarious, tahts why i use gots instead of money..
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Are you using your cock to type?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# yeah, and it aint working out
that answer your question?
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Don't listen to him.
He was using mine.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# add insult to injury
"bah, what are you crying for? This week I made 8 times more than usual, bloody FANTASTIC WEEK"

and when they get angry "Now if you don't mind, I have to go and snort coke off a bunch of hookers"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I'm not 100% sure what this is about
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] and i bet they didnt write bloody awful poetry either
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Manic Street Preachers?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yeah, circa 1992
before they started singing about cranberry juice
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *shudders*
Could have at least covered the Kia-Ora song...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Bunch of fuckers
I loved/love "The Holy Bible", but as soon as they released "Everything Must Go" they decided to go middle of the road. In my worthless opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Everything Must Go was only the start...
At least it had some good songs on it...

This Is My Truth had nadir written all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I stopped at Everything Must Go
They did a really good version of "Cant take my eyes off you" on the B-side to the single of "Austalia".

They just lost all their anger after the holy bible. I suppose it's hard to be angry when you're rich and famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Doesn't seem to have stopped Rage Against The Machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# You are wrong.
The only good album they did was Generation Terrorists.

Everything after that is limp-wristed whiny standard cack, except You Stole The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I love Generation Terrorists
but please dont be rude about the holy bible or i'll cry big girly tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Write a poem about it.

This is coming from someone that did actually tell his dad that he didn't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I almost took that seriously until the last line...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Generation Terrorists is the best album they ever did.
All else pails in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That bit I'll not quibble
everyone has their favourites, and there's nothing quite like a bit of "Repeat after me fuck Queen and country!" to make a royal wedding go with a swing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# "Natwest, Natwest Barclays Midlands Lloyds..."
sorry..."Royal Bank of Scotland, RBS Barclays HSBC Lloyds-TSB"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# correct
but which one is richey edwards?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# The dead one HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# The Ood surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# im not shirley
ashley it is the ood one out
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Well far left is Nicky (tall one)
far right is Sean (dodgy hair like mine)

The middle two could be either I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# oddly
this is the first thing that popped into my head

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Oodly, yes
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Eric the Hutt


Edit: Just to explain: www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article4860669.ece
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Erect the Hut.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Erectin' a dispenser!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# TOAFB
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# took a while
:)
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# American politics
Hahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Mak ya nak ya mook ya wookie nipple pinchy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I only need to speak the Queen's.
I don't speak working-class or foreign, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# that's Jabbanese
it means "I'm going to pinch your nipples."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Bloody Johnny
Too lazy to learn to talk proper, that's his problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# "Prescott and the Wookie"
That's on TV tonight isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Slightly RIS
I'll leave you with this



And go for a pint. Bin a blast, b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# this
laters
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Nice badge!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Lovely
I'll wear it with pride since I've done some of my best work on this one, though it's far down the running.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# indeed!
stuffed and mounted
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I'm suddenly stricken with doubt.
Was it Jabba who said, "Bring Solo and the wookiee to me"? Or was it Lord Vader who said it? I remember it as Jabba, but I fear I've got it wrong.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# It's alright.
Resolved with the help of the talk board. Jabba said it (or something sufficiently similar, anyway).
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hutt, and Luke...
Jabba the Hutt: "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage."

Luke: "You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me."

Empire Strikes Back.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/quotes
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Thanks
Fortunately, I doubt Eric Pickles will get mistaken for Luke Skywalker.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# tis woo indeed
but can a mod please remove the NFSW from the frontpage?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Which one?
There's about 5...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hmmm
good point

*ensuse front page is not seen by boss*
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Which one? The duck in arse? The Flashing Flash? Or The Shit hitting Fan?
Ps, I hope you're joking...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# The one where a duck has its head up a man's arse?
The one where The Flash has his manparts out?
The page long stream of shit?

Or the Darth Tennis poster girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# which?
the drawings with bums or willies or the Athena print?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# i assume you mean the arse one
looks pretty saucy postcard to me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Good luck on that one
They left a picture of a 15 year old's cock on there before
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I caught 'The Hot Rock' on Sunday :)
and LOVED it. Great to see Zero Mostel in it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
#
caught The gobbled
R C
Great to see Zero Mostel in it

edit: I know, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# you're still alive
hello mate.

he says as he disappears for while.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# was that the mario thing?
from then on, I always open b3ta on the message board, not from the front page....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yep
I got fired for masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Because that's so much safer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Well, ignored people stay ignored and hidden threads stay hidden on the board
If they get frontpaged, none of that works
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# True... the board catches most of it...
But even so, you're never 100% safe...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Every time I opened b3ta those few days, I was guaranteed to see 15 dick. by going straight to the board, I had a chance of there being safer images.
Only a small chance, mind :D

Since then, it's just become habit
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Understandable...
I just head for the board anyway...

Starting at the front page means I might accidentally click on 'talk'
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *shudders* ugh....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# The one with Darth Vader's big black helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Look out!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# SQUELTCH!
even more top stuff for this compo!

There is no way there can only be 3 winners this time in the newsletter...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ooh nicely Bilbo *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# that's a big sabre
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Yet it's not very heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Fixed
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# look out Ira!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I have enjoyed this compo so very, very much.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Someone needs to do a profile icon badge thingy commemorating this compo for all who contributed to it.
I'd do it but I'm rubbish at those sorts of things. Can't get writing to go circular :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# They do, although as I haven't made anything for it, I wouldn't be able to wear the badge...
Do you really want my tears on your conscience?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# YNot as such
But since all indication is that irrespective of the official compo this topic will be rolling well into next week, you'll still have your chance to throw in.

I find it hard to believe you don't have a pea to throw in, however...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm...
Hadn't thought of that...

*trots off to check*

EDIT: You're not wrong... Compo related pea:

Gundams at Agincourt!

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# They should only give them to people who didn't only use Star Wars stuff.
:( Getting a bit bored of the same things over and over tbh. Sci-fi has a lot of source material to use....
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I did some star trek too ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hehe, it's a bit dishearting working for hours on an image to see it get passed by because someone adds an x-wing to an photo
Not that most haven't been done really well, just not sure I want another week of it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# arf
"OH FUC-"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i just worked out what that is
silly me.

nice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Wonderful work, sir
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Napoleon Binks
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# nice
I'm sensing a theme here
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha The whole of European culture
would have been VERY different!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That character
is why I've not watched the new films
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Smashing.
Though he does make the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# so he does


nice chop by the way :)
(Knutsack, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Excellent!
Well deserved *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# utterly brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Thanks all you lovely chaps up above...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# what about me?
nice one ninj
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hold on! I'm down here v
Am I not nice?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# But of course you are you two...
...and any more below... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Noesa tonight Josaphina!
you get the general idea...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Probably bindun but...
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
gordon take your mask off when you phone your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# "Admiral! Admiral Piett"!
Ask for our multi-stardestroyer cover if you have more than two star destroyers in your system
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# DO WANT..
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Check these out...
www.b3ta.com/links/187269
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# oh, i want so many of those!
although the hair headphones have bindun by spaceballs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I've never seen Spaceballs.
Should I bother?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# YES!
it's funny as hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I will try.
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hehehe
Nope, not seen it!!
Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# weee!!
The spangly vector man!!

Hugs hun x
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# OUCHEY!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# indubidoubly...
.. I like your style sir... :)

hugs

... yes yes, still *working* on the pixel party
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# haha, nice
/would also work very well with 'The Blob' film as well if done right :)

Good stuff, ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# from below the bottom of the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# pfft
these elongated story arcs aren't easy

Oh Rob, what an insane ginger you are..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Still giggling at these...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
stetch?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# gah
hang on, i'll ninja it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# gonna to get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

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