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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# The second coming.
Huzzah!

Edit: Urgh at parents piercing their babies ears.Unless tis your baby, in which case, tis lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Its John petrucci!!
Shouldnt he be practiscing?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# beadle baby!
she has evil pupils!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# RadialBlurBeardBabby
IsCute
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
PHIL MITCHELL BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# There's definitely something in the water.
Testosterone, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# THAT COULD VERY WELL BE THE PROBLEM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ok last one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# phil jupitus?
the eyes scare me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Looks like
Simon Pegg to me...
(squashynose, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Your right!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yup

Definitely him.
(squashynose, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
i actually loled
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Obi Wan McNobi
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# rob's been putting it about a bit, hasn't he?
g'night all, i'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Baby Bat is a Baby!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeE75bJFKeg

Is that Baby Craig David?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
#
BatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBabySpunkSausageBatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBabyBatBaby
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I saw some animal rescue type program the other day
where they rescued a baby pipistrelle. It was so little that it couldnt manage to eat even a whole meal worm :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# *looks up Pipistrelle*
*ahws*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# They are the best of all the bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I love Pipistrelles
best of all the animals...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Not likely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Would've helped
if I hadn't been so obvious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Aaargh.
He's got my eyes, though...

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# point bat at mouth, woman
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# gold star
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# THROBBYHEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# OH NO SHE SEEN THE BABBY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hahahahahah holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# aw
babby gronkpan!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I have just watched "The Core" on tv
it was shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# haha that the one with unobtainium where they go to the centre of the earth?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# We didn't calibrate it for empty space! Oh Noes!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yes
it's a good job I know virtually no physics or I'd have to rip my arms off and beat myself to death with them for watching this utter tripe

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I was very unhappy with the lack of real science in it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I was thinking wouldn't they be a layer of pate at the bottom of "the thing" due to the gravity?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Argh FUCK!
Evening b3ta people :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Evening Epiphany!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Ive been playing def jam fight for NY on xbox
Xzibit beating up snoop dogg is fun times
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Pukka pukka pukka pukka squeetily boink
Sweet melody!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Babby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Someone mention balls earlier?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Yay!
Just like Downfall :D

The game obv, not the German film....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# They're both fun though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# This is very true!
BATS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Wv6XzDWhw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# radioactive humbugs!
yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# wheels on fire, rolling down the roooooooooad

looped lazy town clip
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# haha, wtf?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Awwwww
spakrun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
its on a lazytown rampage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# lol lazytown
its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, yahh ha a fiddly dee you are a pirate
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# that program is about gape rape
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i didn't actually realise the songs i liked where from lazy town until i typed the lyrics into google
pingu is great :) pown.it/2114
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# MEATSPINGU :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Woo Yay
that is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# HE NEEDS TO PEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Goodness me
That is ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahah is that Lazy Town?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# why yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# noice! lemme try this here
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Oh wow, I love how they roll into the next gear :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# yes
woo

shame it doesn't tile
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# nearly...

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# you broke i... oh wiat
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Here it is in big, in case you're wondering about the seam...

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# yay



(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Excellent!
Why didn't I do it like that in the first place ......?
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# because the original was the best
we are just plagarising

hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# :D



(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# hey you
stay out of my image folder :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hahahah, I just viewed source ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Oh fantastic!
Lets all rape bandwidth together....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# DO NOT BELITTLE AWESOMTHREAD.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# "awesomthread" is bandwidth rapey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Only if you don't cache your images.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# it's ok
there are many images in this thread that are simply copies. therefore, your browser only needed to download them once :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# You awesome clever
bugger!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Because then I couldn't have edited it.
I feel good that I tiled something!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# that ^
with a hat on :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Nicely
*wonders where the balls are coming from/going*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'm mesmerised by your balls.
Also, not worth own thread:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Lovely
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Fucking hell.
I love you. And the tiling. This thread is fucking win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I was just about to mention how awesome this thread is.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Why
am I looking at your cogs?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Noel edmonds is quite the figure of hatred to me
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# you are not alone in this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# stoat or no toats?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I call palindrome.
Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# stoat on ro toats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# mmmmmmm vibratey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# yummy!
classic TOATS STOAT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Is this done in the new version of Maya or zBrush?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# He'll no doubt proclaim himself as the second coming before to long on Jonathan Wross
before all that is cleared up after a decade, and any shite he comes out with his taken seriously, by the muppet patrol

It has happened all before
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I was watching some old football on ESPN Classic
the other day and it was quite amusing seeing Icke before all that malarkey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# He knew about the Lizards back then. He was just biding his time...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Aye,
What an amazingly well informed man he is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Icke is insane
anybody who thinks he has since calmed down and become suddenly somehow rational is equally full of shite


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Well that doesn't include me thankfully!
The fella is undoubtedly mental. I havent seen him on anything current in a while though. Who said he has calmed down?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# The usual muppets predicting the end of civilization as we know it by the month around here
who never seem to grasp their failed targets, time and monotonous time again

not aimed your way what so ever geezer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I should hope not ;)
I assume we mean Goat then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# He's prominent amongst a few who turn up and spout complete shit on such issues
but someone who is quite obviously very intelligent; just who's focus at life is a little lost;

not all of us can be arsed to surf the net and be instantly influenced by what ever crap we read as hardcore factual reality




(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That is Stoatally awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Evening all
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# This is still lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# subliminal message
hoola hoops and wagon wheels?
mmmmm hoola hoops and wagon wheels
edit : does this get faster when you scroll up and down the page or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# oooh nice
that wheel is a bit low poly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# BALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# My balls are mathematical surface equations,so perfectly spherical with no polygons used


can't get lower poly than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# What software did you use
what software what did you what is the software you used.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# povray
but it can't export to photoshop

tell me what you actually want to do with those sphere things and I'll work out if I can help
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell I'm a pain in the ass.
Ok, PS 10ex can open .u3d, .3ds, .obj, .kmz, and Collada file formats. There's been a problem with the ones I've tried (.obj and .3ds). Someone on the Adobe forum suggested that it may have something to do with smoothing applied in the source 3d app.
I just want to try as many formats as possible. What I want to end up with is a very smooth sphere which has a flat texture mapped on to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You have amazing balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# It must be for a game.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# FUCK YOU RIK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Shiny! :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# this is nice
and is making me think of hot glue guns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I like :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Whoa!
Nifty.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# This is pretty,
But if I...just...stop...one...for a second...
(Watches it all crash to pieces! BUAHAHAHAHA)

(also...clicks)
(Virulent, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Cool
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Blimey.
Good skillz.
Awe.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# That's ace!
What did you use to make it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# nice...
...more...more!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Cosy bat for We are the lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# That's all of the ace
you talented git :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Not fair
I want to be cosy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# aaaww, he's sweet!
bet his pyjamas aren't as comfy as mine, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Silly, he lives in his pyjamas.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# would a house not be better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Since when do bats live in houses, you weirdo!?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# pipistrelle bats live in my parent's house
in their roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8804864
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# snappy comeback!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ....WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You've ruined a perfectly cosy picture you sick bastard.
:'[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Smash monkey is right
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha!
subtle cockage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# unrealistic
too many paws outside the duvet
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# That looks really comfy.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# This is wonderful
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Cosy Bat
is cosy
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I almost said that as the description of deviantART.
:3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# SNARN APPROVED/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# sweet dreams, kitty...
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
/browsing the Older pages-

I like that. I giggled.
edit: Not as old as I thought. Just a click then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Just found this gem on Facebook
Guy in the bottom left corner...wearing grey.

Why the hell does he have it out?
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# it all looks gay to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Look out, Bulldozer on the loose!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ha, ha
Well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# you're facebook
LEEEEACHER!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Sausagefest '08
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# You dropped this, you teenage prat
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

It might be a bit advanced for you, though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Couple of issues
1) Unshopped pictures aren't really enjoyed as much as you might think
2) I assume it's someone you know? or at least someone in this pic is someone you know. Not really good sport if you don't have permission?
3) Some weirdo with his cock out could be seen as NSFW
4) Size?
All in all, bollox :(
(Virulent, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# and leached too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Arf
that's it, i'm getting my shotgun...
(Virulent, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# lock and load!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Look, I improved it...

It's now ready for b3ta :)
(Virulent, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Quick, tell the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Fuck off, Jacob.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# burn his neck
he won't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Barnaby cuntweb.
what a nobpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# and here I am without my magnifying glass and tweezers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# if he goes to france, that'll get burnt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# the 'drunk on 1 beer' club...
...*sad*...:(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# i am trying to string together a few scenes in premiere

its being an absolute cunt, keeps freezing up any ideas?
i lost all my settings during the last big meltdown
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# a heater
or a hot water bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# are you talking animated gifs? I found it to be incapable of handling them at all
it couldn't handle the timings especially
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# nah, avis
25 fps uncompresed
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# yaay!
this is cheering me up after a very shit wedding reception
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Blimey, back already.
That wasn't much of a "do".
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# there was a fight :(
i decided to leave as it was shit anyway. i'm still angry because i cancelled going to the derby bash because i was meant to be a bridesmaid, only to be told last week that i wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Well, I'm sorry.
Too many fools about these days. Have one of your multi-coloured drinks and chill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i'm drinking tea
as it's pissing down and i'm in my p.j's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Wedding receptions...
Free drinks
Free food
What can possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# screaming kids and awful music and drunken idiots
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ^this
a million times this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# You forgot the inevitable inter-/intra-family feuds!
Very important to the ambience, them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I was too busy breaking into the games room and playing table tennis
...what? It was an easy lock to pick...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Bollocks to very shit wedding receptions
You're back here now, AMONGST US
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# yes i am.
*feels strangely comforted*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# who'd you marry?
congratulations! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha!
i'm not the marrying type! as i've said before, i've had 3 husbands, but none of them were mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ha ha
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# My boss got married today.
In Taunton. Why he would want to do that I will never know.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i couldn't stand being married
just the thought of someone else touching my remote control....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# The inevitable divorce has always been the clincher for me.
Oh, and my lack of social skills, chronic inability to express my emotions and tiny cock. They help no end.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i've been engaged a couple of times
but i was young and didn't really take it seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I know
what sort of fucker would ever go to taunton.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Boiling water is your friend
REALLY HOT BOILING WATER, *glee* as it slowly pours onto your hard drive, and things begin to smolder and become well again

actually I haven't a clue, being clueless about much in life; that is fab mind :)

Edit: actually, that is me going through life to a T
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# REALLY HOT BOILING WATER
just made me a nice cuppa thanks for the advice.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Standard answers:
- Turn it off and on again
- Close any unnecessary processes

Non-standard answers:
- Sacrifice a virgin to Adobus, god of Adobe products
- Bribe it with sweeties
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# bribing with sweeties
works with me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Probably a memory problem
usually is.

Have you got enough disk space free for its swapfile?

Have you got more than one hard drive? If so tell Premiere to put it's swapfile on a different drive to the program. (Or a different drive to the saved file, can't remember which, but it'll advise you)

And check how much memory other open programs are taking up; if you use Firefox restart it as it's a memory hog if it's been open for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# oh sounds like it might be that
how do i do it ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Sorry, can't remember off the top of my head
as I don't have Premiere at home. But while it's running, go to Explorer and look at the properties of your hard disk(s), and see if it's running out of space. If so, that's probably the problem.

It's a real space hog. So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Was forced into watching strictly cum dancing
and this happened to my brain


(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Gary Rhodesian?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Gary Rhode a dog and he loved it!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# That
Hurts my brain cogs
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ha ha.
Yay for bunfox.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Woo I say woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Even if rated highly,
this image is highly underated.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Awww, he looks as sad and lonely
and his pelt looks pretty nice, too.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# the cock is to big
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# He's only 5' something...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# silly bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# clown rape?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ARGH
kill it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I'm drawing
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobot
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I like this
on toast
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# MORNING STAR ARM TO COMBAT GHOSTS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Combat Ghosts. I've just found my new webcomic plot
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'm late, I'm late....for a very important update!
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# PRANCY PRANCY PRANCE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# IN MY PIRATEY PANT PANCE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# WHY DID I READ THAT AS "IN MY PIRATEY WET PANT PANCE"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# and i just read that as "party in my pirate pants"
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Ace
*wants to animate*
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ROBOTWARS!
TJ : how do I remove a sneeze from my LCD monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Lemsip
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I am currently snorting lemsip
its not working :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You need to mainline it, silly.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# is that injecting?
i do not like needles, stab me with a sword and pour it in but i can not stand hollow tubes of injection *shudderes*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# fucking ace

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ventura?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Little tiny sperms
all over the place.
I like (not because of the sperms, mind).
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i dun a colourin in of wat u drawed


ALL HAIL THE PSYCHEDELIC SPACE PREYING MANTIS BOT
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Nice one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ARGH.

I am hungry B3ta. Suggest food please.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# OMELETTE
proper omelette with onions and tomato and sausage and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hmmmm
How do you feel about bacon instead of sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# cook the bacon first and that sounds like a good idea
fry the bacon and use the juices to cook the egg in for that extra bacon zing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# you will need
3 large eggs
splash of milk (50-100ml)
3 sausages (cooked)
1 small tomato
lump o grated cheese
garlic (granulated for laziness)
black pepper
pinch of salt
chilli powder
paprika
(a frypan/plate that can go under the grill)
First break some eggs(not on the floor but in a bowl), add the spices (garlic, black pepper, salt, chilli powder, paprika) add a splash o milk, DO NOT OVERBEAT YOUR EGG, simply use a fork to whisk a few times so everything is mixed but not turnt into froth,
cut your onion, tomatoes, cooked sausages into small tasty pieces, oh and grate the cheese
heat some olive oil/marg/butter (whatever you fancy) in a large frypan
add 1/2 the egg mixture, when the mixture starts to stiffen (tee-hee - i mean cook) push the edge of the omelette into the centre, tilt the pan so the runny stuff fills the gap you've created (this will make your omlette super fluffy!) add sausages, onion, tomatoes and the rest of the mixture, repeat the centre thing once or twice (depending how good you are! personally i normally "fold" about 2 or 3 times)
when the egg has nearly cooked through, remove from the hob and apply cheese to 1/2 of your omelette, place your frypan (or transfer to plate that can go under the grill) under the grill for a few minutes to cook the top 1/2 of your omelette slightly (and to melt the cheese)
fold omelette in 1/2 on your plate and pour yourself a cup of tea and by the time you've got a knife and fork out your omelette will have cooled sufficiently for you to eat it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# That sounds delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# indeed it is
many people say I should be a chef, but I don't like the idea of cooking for other people, its food for me! *wobbles belly*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Order a pizza
ground beef, onions, and black olives
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Always an option I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ignore Jahled!
Phone Dominos and order a Texas BBQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# BUT THEY ARE REALLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Yeah, I suppose.
I really fancy a New York Pizza now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Good god, no
Dominos is the the most over-priced crap on the pizza-delivery circuit , plus it tastes like rubbish

We seem to be at odds tonight, Mr Sushi :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# It fucking well is
When I was younger, and could be bothered to do things as take time over cooking I used to cook the odd pizza from scratch; the ingredients for what turned out to be something vast and still dramatic came to about a fiver in today's financial terms; Dominos kick off at about a tenner, and it's not particularly fabulous food; a Big Mac factor world-wide put together by fucking morons to thick for an intelligent job, or descent cookery for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I use scone mix for pizza bases (without the sugar)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I do love to cook, and I think that I am pretty good at it to be honest.
But I am also a sucker for fast food :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# At the end of the day so am I , to be honest ;)
There are simply better, and cheaper pizza joints
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Aye.
I guess you are right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Youre just being controversial ;)
I will only eat their Texas BBQ one. The best pizza I have had in ages though was bought from a little place next to my local dominos, that they had accidentally made wrong. So I got a Large pizza for £3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# nearest dominos pizza is 60 mile away
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Do you live in the middle of the English Channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# southest westest wales!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I fear it is worse than that.
I believe he is in Wales ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# currently enduring a storm of some sorts
*builds an ark*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# DOnt worry,
it is pretty mental here in London too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I was watching the waves today
even the shithawks (seaguls) where having trouble flapping about trying to eat my pasties!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Oh no
chiropteran!

don't eat too much now !
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# KP salt & vinegar peanuts!!!
I'm bloomin' addicted to them.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I mean food foods. Like a meal.
KP peanuts are delicious but not a meal :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Awww okay
Is chips a meal? I say chips.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT
Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# BATSUP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I will kiss your bats
WILL THEY KISS MY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# IS IT A SEXY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# indisputably
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# //THE BATS MAKE SWEET SWEET BAT LOVE TO YOUR HAT
//IT KEEPS YOU AWAKE AND YOU BECOME GROUCHY WITH ALL THE BAT SEMEN DRIPPING DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR NECK.

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Potato Salad.
I just had to decide between Hob Nobs and Chocolate Swiss Roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# What did you choose?
Both I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Nah, Hobnobs,
I dint want to eat too much more. I have already eaten a Fish Finger sandwich and a Big Mac tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# BATAPULT


I think you should make a fish finger sandwich with barbeque sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# ZOMG.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# BLAMO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# That big bat has a lady's buttocks in his mouth!
and it looks like she had the painters in.
Edit: It's difficult to suggest food when we don't know what you have.
Open cupboard, see what you like, cook it.
I'd go for beans on toats. Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# USE YOUR IMAGINATION FLOWERPOT.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# BEANS ON TOATS WITH AN EGG ON TOP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ARGH NO WTF R U DOING FLOWERPOT THATS WELL WEIRD
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I am not suggesting anything that I wouldn't eat myself
I am currently eating beans on toats BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA I DECIDED TO COOK IT.
I suggest you have a good hard think about this, ponder the suggestions in this thread then decide what you are going to eat and then cook it ELSE YOU WILL STARVE.
And you will have nobody to blame but yourself.
p.s. Have chips with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# THIS REMINDS ME OF A TIME WHEN THE DUKE STILL ROAMED THE BOARD.
AND THE LUNCHTIME THREAD OF PRUNEY JOY WOULD BE DISPLAYED DAILY FOR ALL TO SEE AND SAY, "BRAW! HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT.".
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I like big bats and I cannot lie....
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hull, please.
(Virulent, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Haha!
Top gag!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# my brain is broken
can someone please explain the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Read it alloud,
(and filename if still stuck)
(Virulent, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i can't read :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Youth in
Asia. Innit.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# eye sees
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That was a Kim Wilde song, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# youth in Asia
...euthanasia, –noun
1. Also called mercy killing. the act of putting to death painlessly or allowing to die, as by withholding extreme medical measures, a person or animal suffering from an incurable, esp. a painful, disease or condition.
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# oh right
en hoof en asia is how i read it :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# i had one of them...
RUBBISH!!
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# He means gentle and easy death — bringing about of this, especially in the case of incurable and painful disease
and not a young person in early maturity or the state of being young or immature or inexperienced to or toward the inside of the largest continent with 60% of the earth's population
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Hello
I understand now
how is your ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Heh
Nice one. Clickety-click
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# marvelous :D:D:D:D
well wronged :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Pffffffft
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hehe
Top pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
can't believe I haven't heard that one before.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Jungle Boogie!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# This is your Elephant on drugs
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# HES BEEN ALL AT THE FERMENTING FRUIT AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it seams unlikely...
...ha ha!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Sometimes I like to make the extra effort
and sometimes not.
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i hear ya...
...work, work, work, and no play!...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yays !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Slam Trunk da Funk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Pffft!
Terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Pachyderm if ya got the feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# nelly the eleFUNK stomp stomp stomp
aaarghh my foot
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Haha
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# OHNO. BAT IS GUARDING CRYSTALS :(

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Ooh pretty
And that is top battage.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Ta.
I like bats. They go *A FLAP A FLAP FLAP*.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I would like to kiss your bat
I have no interest in crystals.

Will bat provide tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# CRYSTAL TONGUE ONLY.
DEAL OR NO DEAL?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# DEAL!
I HOPE I DON'T GET EATEN BY A DRAGONS :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# //YOU LEAN FORWARD TO KISS THE CRYSTAL TONGUE BAT...
//YOU WERE EATEN BY A GRUE!

//RESTART?
//Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Y

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# //YOU ARE IN A DARK CAVE.
//AS YOUR EYES ADJUST TO THE DIM LIGHT
//YOU NOTICE TWO PASSAGES. THE LEFT ONE
//SEEMS DARK AND FOREBODING, THE RIGHT
//HAS A FAINT GREENISH GLOW IN THE DISTANCE.

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# //INVOKE THE GOD OF HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHES
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# YOU CANNOT INVOKE THE GOD OF HANDLEBAR MUSTACHES
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME
WE ARE THE LEMON IS THE TEXT ADVENTURE, WHAT ARE YOU? MR SHOUTY MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm not shouting!!!!
I'm very far away, but with caps lock on.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# //YOU INVOKE THE GOD OF HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHES
//HE APPEARS FROM A GIANT HAIRBALL AND SEEMS RATHER
//ANGRY. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?", HE SCREECHES,
//HIS MAGNIFICENT MOUSTACHE QUIVERING WITH RAGE.

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# apply butter
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# //EAT GRUE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# //YOU EAT THE GRUE INFRONT OF THE MOUSTACHE GOD
//THIS ONLY SEEMS TO ENRAGE HIM FURTHER.
//WITH A CRY OF FURY HE HURLS A CURSE AT YOU.
//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# //TAKE SAUSAGE FROM INVENTORY
//HANG FROM MOUTH
//NOB FACE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# //YOU HAVE NO SAUSAGE.
//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# //TIE FACIAL HAIR TO STALAGTITE
//USE FACE GROWTH TO ABSEIL DOWN CLIFF FACE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# No, this is good
as crystals are safe because bat guarding.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I WANT TO STEAL THE CRYSTALS.
ALSO, YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT GREEDY ENOUGH TO BE CALLED GREEDYDAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I distract bat
while you crystal steal. Hatched master plan!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# BASTRGUD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# GOURDBATS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# BATS WITH SILICOSIS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# SILLY, COSY BATS IN BLANKETS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Lovely!
This reminds me, The Dark Crystal 2 is out next year :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Have you seen any of the leaked pics?
Kira is all old :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# No I havent.
I will go search now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ooo!
cant wait myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I am so excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ilikez
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# RAZZBAT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# he's gone batty...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Despite all my rage, I am still just a bat in a cave
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# NONE SHALL PAAAAASSSSS!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Ooooh
Do you have a CFB?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Here
It looks shitter, though.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Thanks though.
V.pretty pic.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha Aceness!
"But you've only got one arm"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# 'Tis merely a flesh wound!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I haven't seen it in far too long!
I have been watching Cheers a lot the last couple of days though! I forgot how wonderful Coach was :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Cheers?!?
Good god Sushi, have you been unwell?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Best Sitcom Ever!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# 'lo Sush :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Lo Pot! How you doing?
Made me a tranny any more recently? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Naah
Maybe next time I will put you in tights and make you a superman. Just to balance things out, y'know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I look forward to it.
I am always willing to provide sources for such amusement ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Your hat is the finest hat i've ever seen!
Yay to bumble bees lurking in underpants!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Yay Thanks!
I said I wanted a bee in my pance and 5 minutes later it appeared. Courtesy of Peregrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Woo to Peregrin, then
And five minutes is some class
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I think you are wrong sir!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That is like something out of Command and Conquer

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Have this one for good measure also :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# He's gonna bite his legs off.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *monty python quote!"
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ...BRING OUT YOUR DEAD...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Lo and behold....
www.jailbaitwait.com/countdowns/show/Julianna_Rose_Mauriello
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *rubs hands*...
...goody goody goody!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hello I had an idea for an animation
I want to know if it work as it stands

I like your image

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
too fast too fast but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Yep
Works for me

Look at em' go. WEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# SHIT
i've made the news letter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Made as an avatar...
I forgot to save the biggened up version :(

Photobucket

Still, rather disturbing wouldn't you say??
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hmmmmm
Where is that body from?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I was gonna suggest Lazytown
but I think that's hardly likely.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.
I fear the source is shopped ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# That show is just frightening.
I've switched to watching Deal Or No Deal just for a little piece of mind.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I know.
It reminds me of The Riddlers, but not as good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i know the source image and still think it unlikely
dispite looking like it is
edit: what redsushi said above
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Source
www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/uploads/forums/juliannarosemaurielloakastephaniefr.jpg

Not images up as it is HUGE
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# She has the biggest head ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I fear there is something amiss here....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# its obviously shopped,....
but still, it worked for the original piccy I wanted to make.
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# the better to...
...oh, nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# That is seriously wrong.
I'm turning myself into the police now before the urges get anywhere...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# NEWS FLASH!
She is 17!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# And? She still looks like she's ten...
Not for me, thanks.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Aye,
fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
#
17
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# wait for it...wait for it...
...18....*jumps on!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# time for a porking then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Possibly!
But no recording of it! That would be naughtson!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# 18 to make it legal, if you are going to film it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Not if the Lib Dems get their way
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Oh yeah?
What are they up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Old news I think
They wanted to lower the age of hardcore pornography for girls to 16. Of course, I could have just read that in Private Eye and there may be no truth in it.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i'm bored of this bandwagon
where is my cake? I want cake, what do you mean you don't have any cake? where is my cake? What have you done with my cake? what do you mean this is a television repair shop? I do not care for that, where is my cake? I demand you get me the cake I ordered this instant!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# BALLS. WE WANT THE FINEST WINES AVAILABLE TO HUMANITY
AND WE WANT THEM HERE. AND WE WANT THEM NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Miss Blenehassitt. Telephone the police
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# fucking disturbing i'd say

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# PEPPERS!
Played that game yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yes
yes i have - cheers :)

not enough time at the mo' to play it properly though...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# No worries.
Glad it is being used :F
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# better than being stuck down the back of a sofa though right :)
still owe you a beer
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# No worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# ARGH
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# cor!!
'Places paper bag over head and carries on'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# a picture of some people
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# reply to a picture of some people
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# splendiferous!
they are clearly enjoying themselves!
they have also reminded me that i have about 20 minutes to change, fix my make-up and get to my cousin's night-time reception.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# T'ra, Ms Smash
Hope it's a guddun.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Those are Youths, aren't they. Up to no good I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I always....
want to see some numbers so that I can get my paints out :)
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I had almost completed adding a number to each white space
according to the colour I had flooded them.

Then the pooter died.

It is my own fault, I had left the power out, but I am annoyed that I have failed to please you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# cheer up miserable people
your world is exciting and on fire :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# is it an emo band?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# no, it is me and some friends.
none of us are emos, we are peaceful loving hippies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# this girl stands out for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# haha :D
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Matt?
(Just Some Guy Is just some guy., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# "star wars".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# you can't fool me doc, that's greenscreened, isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# its a trap han shot first luke i am your father oh dear r2-d2 aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# You forgot the AT-AT pun
(__, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# @@
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# my x-wing fighter jet has no nose how does it smell awful.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# please stop talking about star wars. it was a stupid movie and yes we all know it existed.
any and every joke or idea you can base around star wars has been done already. shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# but it has a moon in it
or something

moons are funny
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# did you ever sell anything on your cafe press site?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# no of course not. i quit it.
sorry. but if you found a different way to sell your things i might buy them from you.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# do you refuse to buy things via cafepress then?
i'm not really expecting any sales
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# no no i don't refuse its just they are usally sort of lax in you know style and such.
if you make one cool thing i might buy it. not promising. i usually don't buy clothes online though, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yeah
maybe there is a better alternative
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# khaaaaaaaaan.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# i have never even seen any star wars film
it is my claim to fame
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Speaking of films
anyone know of some region free software for a Mac?

I don't need a torrent, quite happy to pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# a dvd player ?
vlc should work
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Cool
Shall check this out :)


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# awesome,
i plan to never watch top gun, grease or gone with the wind in my lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Wise choices, Doctor
Gone with the Wind is the most over rated piece of rubbish I have ever seen, it's not a classic piece of cinema what so ever, simply some bint moaning about the misfortunes of her own privileged life against the backdrop of the Civil war and a society dependent on the slavery of part of it's population


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# they should have cut the final line.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah, but
Tomorrow is another day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# good choices.
also, if you haven't or plan to not do so, hurry and do not see any of the Lord of the Rings movies. I cannot vouch for these as I have not seen them -- not even partly.

Movies I have seen that noone should subject themselves to: anything with Bette Midler or Meg Ryan.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I wuite enjoyed the LOTR films at the cinema, but after that,
they are shite at home IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# are you serious?...never seen star wars?...somebody shoot this man!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# my favorite 'puzzled cat' pic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# that's lovely, dear
i'll put it on the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# thats no moon
c3po r2d2 greedo khan han solo princess leah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# You can't do that
because i've just fed it to my rusty otter I keep glued to my shed door in the living room
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# fine place for rusty otters
is the aga full?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# That's in the loft
behind my collection of highly inflammable and precarious incendiaries
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# all i keep in the loft
is the bodies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# How quaint
we have ours nailed to the bathroom wall
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# you're just a master of evil Darth...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# "droids"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# these are not the funny robots you are looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# laugh it up...
...fuzzball.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Neon Blue?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha I've just watched the noooooo scene on youtube
never seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I've just watched Midnight Meat Train
Strangest and most nonsensical twist-ending I've ever had the displeasure to witness. I mean, What the fucking fuck were they thinking when they wrote this shit?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# LOVE YOU DOC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Shall i bid for this old book?!
should it be re-listed in 'medical'.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# these aren't the boards you're looking for
I just found half a cabbage under my desk. How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# did you put it there?
if you did, it's not odd to find it there.
still odd to put half a cabbage under your own desk, though.
weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# could be a desk cabbage, they sneak in there at night, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# It sounds like it's injured
That's when they're at their fiercest.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Cunning stealthy little buggers
Flapping their greenery at me and chomping loudly with their stupid stemmed faces.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# It's got a zipper on the back
Nice fancy dress, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# heheh
i wanted to make sure no-one would have the same costume :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Not guilty
The sausage and the small pack of half eaten macaroons are mine though.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# macaroons are tasty
as are sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# You're not wearing green socks are you?
Because if you are, it might be your foot.
Easy mistake-a to make-a.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Nope, it's definitely half a cabbage
As I look down from left to right I see:

Foot
Foot
Half a cabbage
Foot
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# you see 3 feet and a cabbage?
exactly what type of drug are you on right now?
just out of interest, not that i want any...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Tixylix
it's throatalicious
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i'm immune to that stuff
night nurse is great, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I didn't think much of it
but then all of Mick Hucknalls work is disappointing if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha!
ugly, ruby-toothed ginger twunt that he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# NOt as odd as me finding the other half under mine.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Either we're both victims
or it's a cunning alibi to cover your cabbagey antics
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# art installation idea
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Pffft!
I'm in my mid-thirties yet still glean great pleasure in drawing cocks on things.
Thank-you b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# condensation cocks!
many a cab window has been adorned with these beauties during my travels!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i would say drawing on window condensation is one of my favourite things to do
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# blankety goodness, a hot cuppa and a gory horror film
has to rate as my favourite way to spend time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# i have steamed up many a window...
...are they hiring?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Did it involve
boiling a kettle to make a nice cup of hot choccy?

Mmmm green tea hot choccy.

brb.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# yes,...that...and...
...big bazongas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# pfrf
I am considering starting a cafe press thing for my pictures, what item of clothing would this look best on?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# a hospital gown
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ditto.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# don't think they do those
maternity t shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# white panties...
...and socks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# tea towels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# dog shoes
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# they actually sell dog t-shirts
that might work
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# mormon bible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# better idea than, oh, everything that passes for art these days
If the Tate had this, I would visit ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

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