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# i'll link it if need be... (random pictures ahoy!)

CFB

(as suggestest here www.b3ta.com/board/8830047)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Our Vera would not approve.

Luckily she's dead.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i have no idea who vera is
but R.I.P vera
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# His
Missus.

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# which guy?
there are two in that photo
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# That is Jack Duckworth.
He was married to Vera Duckworth.

Now he is Boffing Deirdre Rashid.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# it's not
he's an actor
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Bill Tarney
I knew that without googling!!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# because you are a professional northerner
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Professional!
No-one pays me for it!

By eck!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# hhhmmm, true
if you were a true professional it'd be the government paying you through incapacity benefit :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# aka what?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# bar
it's a trap
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Really???


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hahahahaa
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# remind me not to buy opened chocolate bars from you!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
open your mind :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i love your profile pic
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# ha.
needed one for my railcard thingumy, last chance to apply today before I cease being a 'Young Person'
*weeps*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ye young scamp
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ooo
1hr 3m to go :S
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# That
is fucking great and also highly disturbing!

WOO YAY!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# and im not even finished :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Vera, is Jack's
dead wife and he was often heard shouting that comment above the cooing of his pigeons.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# erm
...why does everyone know jack and vera? :-s
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# coronation street
i have never watched it yet i am only too aware of them
can't say i know what vera looks like, but if i saw a pic, i'd probably recognise her

:(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# oh gee
stupid television!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hello b3ta
I am a Corrie addict and I am not ashamed
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# somebody made me post in the wrong place.
the bastards.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# holy shitting christ.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hey long time no see
everything okay dokey?
Jesus pooper scooper!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# FLAMING HELL VERA!
I likes that. I don't know what it is, but I like it.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I have no idea who vera is
I shall call it shemanwithmanfaceforabody :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
I thought that was Michael Howard at first!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# So did I!
/turns of political nous-o-meter
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# the duck?
howard was a duck :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# and it was his way
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I always thought he was a cock
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# oh jesus fucking holy spurting skateboarding christ on fire delivering raspberries
that's...

odd
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ARGH YOUR ON FIRE!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# FUCK! ME MING VASES! ALL BURNT!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
YES!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# more to come :D
its all gonna be one big picture :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
I cant stop laughing at this
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha whaaaat?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# shemalewithmansheadforabody
.com :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Do you think I'm a fool?

Don't you think I check that addess daily to see if someone put up a website yet?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# is it real?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# This is the most disturbing image I've ever seen
and therefore the best.

Woo! and click.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# huzzah!
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
But no! :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# no?
why not?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# She's got her Duckworth out!!


Woo.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# quack!
like woolworths but with ducks :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I am so glad his mouth is closed !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# which guy there are two!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Oh my word !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# haha what?
not tonight darling
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i assume your talking to the shemaleheadofamanforabody?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# We're all talking to the shemaleheadofamanforabody
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Fucking ShitNormas
THE SIZE OF HER LEGS!!

Oh, and the Duckworth face/torso thing. Also disturbing.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# her?
there is no lady in this image
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# its a guy...
with fake boobs and a penis, but i put that guys head on her torso :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# this is great
and a fine improvement to the original
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# i nearly vomited
twice!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick one...
... I'm tired after spending the whole day reassuring my team they won't be made redundant and not really doing a convincing job of it :(



(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# FLUCKERS!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# don't worry
there's plenty of "modern training" available should your particular industry cease to exist...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# You are Gordon Brown?


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# wherea i'm HOPING that some of the fluckers that i work with get made redundant
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# MOTHER FLUCKER!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# are you trying to persuade me that the Peter Serafinowicz Show wasn't shit?
cos it didn't work
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Fluck it, this is brilliant
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# all this government bashing is getting on my tits.
Do you really think that any government has that much control when it comes to the insatiable greed of private sector banking over the last 15 years? Further to that, getting on the back of the government for doing the only thing possible, however distasteful to the taxpayer, to prevent the economy from going into full scale recession ( something most of you won't remember and I hope you never experience it ) just shows a lack of understanding and fiscal foresight.

On a more important note I have been out and gt another case of Stella. I certainly know how to deal with you paupers losing your rainy day money ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# personally, I think it's a great time to buy
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I'm having a field day
mate. :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I bet you are too
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Stella?
recession really kicking in then?

;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# We have been conned in the UK to
believing that the wifebeater is a drink of refinement and quality. This has been achieved by them always charging 50% more than any other beer for it.

Yes, I'm well aware it is considered pisswater on the continent ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha

Still, it's better than Heineken...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# beers that will never get into my house let alone my belly include
Heineken, Skol, Carlsberg, Tennant's and Hoffmeister.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *follows bear*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Never had Tennant's
thanks for the heads-up
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Tennant's
Is it 8 or 10%? Either way having 10 cans of the stuff when you're 15 will RUIN YOU.

Not touched it since.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Yes don't bash the government
they're just as helpless as anyone who is locked into this charade of capitalism. Greed wins or rather those who feed on that greed.
Swap your life for money and watch someone rich cream it off..

/anarchist rambling
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# don't whinge at me.
I've got shitloads of cash thanks.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# and absolutely no joy in your soul whatsoever
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Haha tail firmly tweaked,
I reckon 9/11 was a clearer buying opportunity.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Fool
fuck off with your anarchy
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# and he can take his anarchy too!
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hahha
oh well, I can't edit it now for looking even more daft ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# of course you can
it wouldn't be possible for me to look more stupid

:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ....
..sneaks in..
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# ^this
it was Thatcher who deregulated everything and the public who have 'enjoyed' low taxes for so long, on our economy (your pension investment funds included) reliant on financial speculation and hedgefunds; it simply got out of control by careless lending over the years; not least to the spastic public borrowing far more than they can afford to repay; I think at the end of the day it is everyone who has shot themselves in the foot, not the government or the city on their own



(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# don't go trying to paint thatcher in a good light
or i'll have to disown you
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You must be joking mate
quite the reverse; you can't deregulate a beast such as the city to the extent she did and not expect accidents like this not to happen
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# what ! we can't be having no voice of reason!
having said that I bet my overdraft's been canned :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Just because you made money selling your body to desperate housewives
doesn't give you an insight to the global economy and the right to lord it up over people who are just starting out in life.
And I ain't no fucking pauper.
So, wanna shag? ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I'd plough you
'til the sun explodes woman ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha you really are the business
I'd love to have a drink with you although I couldn't match your drinking prowess.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# well I'm not coming
to sudetenland or wherever it is. I have nothing against blicks, flamingos, lions or Africa you see. It's just the sun. I'm a ginner ffs, I need to meet for beer in Copenhagen. But if you are in London I could make the effort to meet you half way.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Its a sad day for the world when labour are portrayed in satire the same way the tories were 18 years ago :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# order order
i commend this to teh house
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# this is fucking bollocks. Anyone with the slightest clue as to what is going on knows that this depression is caused
by Thatcher removing the higher rates of income tax in the late 80s. With all the people who were staggeringly well off, instead of putting that free money back in to the economy, took it and fucked off on massive holidays and bought property away from this country. They then started investing in housing and pushing the house prices up, lots of buy to let, etc etc, until it all finally went pear shape. The conservatives fucked us up good and proper. and now, like fucking brain dead idiots the British public are on the verge of welcoming the posh, inbred, shallow cunty children of thatchers britain back in to power to kill us off once and for all.

titty biscuits
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I agree that this is in part the cause but
you have to accept that the US sub-prime market folding has caused a domino effect in the private world banking sector and we are just getting the arse end of something that started 18 months ago. Sadly we can't just say 'fuck the banks, let them live off their ( now squandered ) profits ) as the economy can't survive the repercussions.

But I commend you on at least having the decency to blame Thatcher ;
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I DUN A WEE
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
u makedd a tinkil
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# absolutely, it's the final straw to break the camels back
but the rot is genuinely traceable to this removal of higher tax bands
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Good lord yes.
*click* in the hopes that some young person preparing to vote tory might do some research into their past facism I mean governing.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I'm not so sure, theTories will get back in.
Cameron is starting to show his true colours as is Boris - and I suspect there are enough people alive who remember that the Eighties wasn't all Duran Duran, Men Without Hats and leg warmers...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# yeah, but too many people have the attention span of OH LOOK A BIRD
*tweet*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# the public are fuckwits
face up to the sad fact that we must prepare ourselves for the smug, arse faced, commoner hating, environmentally destructive power of thatchers bastard sprogs.

The problem is none of us know where else to vote. Lib Dems or Green party are still such a ludicrous pipedream, it's cross your fingers and hope that Labour wake up or kiss your arse goodbye.

fanny batter
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# like we really have any real choice
they are all cut from the same crap
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I sincerely hope you're wrong.
but I fear you might be right..it's a while away yet.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# All true
"if voting made any difference they'd make it illegal"*




*this will irritate Jahled, heh
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I am always irritated
it is how you thrive ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Thank you HappyToast
HT for PM.
I hated the 80s and took not a blind bit of notice of the propaganda.

It's easy - Don't buy stuff you don't need with money you don't have.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# if only the masses understood such ownership concepts
but they am need flatscreen tv and 3 piece suite buy now pay 2012
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# They have little choice but to conform.
Compliance with the "Zeitgeist" is optional as far as I am concerned.
I prefer the more time/less possessions side of the equation.* Never impressed by baubles/shiny things.


*some things are not solved by money.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I did very well in the 80's
and am not ashamed of it. I still remained a socialist, I just managed to become reasonably well off at the same time.
The 70's however, now that was a bit pisspoor and I do remember when getting an egg with your chips and beans meant that dad was able to get some overtime on his 3 day week.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Let us know when you receive a message from the Private Eye lurkers, I can see this on the next front cover!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I won't hold my breath...
Didn't realise this light hearted dig would cause such a stir, guess the internets are full of goverment discussions - I thought it was all porn, jokes about wizard cloaks/hats and cats wantin' cheezeburgers!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# L for Love bwahahah
I'm using that on the next disabled person whose spot I take.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! FRANK!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# PAT!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# RICKAAAAAAAY!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# pisserer
and phonetically better!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# yours had more feeling tho.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I was only second because I had to type more letters!!!



(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# well, that and the fact that i'm better
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Better at typing fewer letters?
Well whoop de dooh!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# RIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# *turns KittyVomit on*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# well you know what pat butcher does to me!
*ruins knickers*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# she's going out with moira stewart
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Interacial granny lesbo sex!!
...ermm..is probably the title for that fetish......
*skulks off*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# It wasn't that long ago that I learnt she was a
biff muncher!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# or this
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Or this which I only heard for the first time today!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kO4BF67pvsc

EDIT: And KittyVomit will spluff at your link! She loves the froggies and their music :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# That is so fake.



(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# WHAT>?!?!?
SOmething on the internet isnt real? ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# this is better..rowland sexy pants howard covering the gun club
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=18wTBLul8KI

oh god i have the biggest crush on him.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# awwwwwwww
but she's way too young looking to be pwoahy. great tho.

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Been looking at yer bookmarks again?


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Holy Shit!
Never before have I said that and meant it literally :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That is so fake!!


Hang on I'll put this relpy where is should go.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Click
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Mona Zappa . . .
Will you be Frank with me ?

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# This is special
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Nice dark image.
Sexeh Silent Hill character.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I approve of this post

But did you know the FZ/Mona Lisa combi was an original poster?
Used to have it on my wall
something like this

BONUS IMAGE
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I never knew that
but suspected it must have been done.

Nice work btw ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i know that source
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hehehehe
I'm having deja vu.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# It's a glitch in the Matrix
it happens when they change something.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Two weeks
two weeks twoooo weeeeeeeeekksss
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# niiice
gem congrats
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Wow!
awesome work
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# A true classic !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I would say most people do,
it is quite a famous painting ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# roffle
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I may have tinkered with it ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Did this see 3D software?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# it dis indeed
see quite a bit of time in 3ds max.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I bet it did
amazing
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yay
ace plank wanker
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Decant
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hello nipsy.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# FINALLY,
I've been trying to get your attention for SECONDS.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# awww poor baby
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I got kind of mixed up
tiredness does that
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I like the irony of Ant/Dec's small head!!
The one on the horse., not the one on the horses head, on the saddle.Sat on the horse!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I can never tell who one of them is.
I mean, I know which one is Ant....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# They always stand alphabetically.
Ant on the left. Dec on the right.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# What did they do when they were PJ and Duncan?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# They still stood in alphabetical order.
Its the only time you see them in reverse order from today.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# STOP IGNORING MY SEAMS!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# STOP FLOUNCING!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# BUt I spent hours on it!
And when I say hours, I obviously mean seconds ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# looks like meat loaf
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I always thought their relationship was the other way around
then again I never can tell which one is what.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I think one is the pointless one
and the other one's.. oh

now I'm confused
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# me either
frankly. I'm fairly sure they're both cunts though.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# So which b3tan works at the BBC?


Click for bigger (113KB)

I don't want to see magenta cocks on the front page. Harrumph.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# that made me snigger!!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# KIIITTTTTTYYYY
*SQWEEZES*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# STAAAAAAAAAAN
*MOLESTS*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# *molestes*
/ old b3ta slang for "gets bigger".....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I miss the old sweary filter :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *hug*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *gets even bigger*


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# is that some kind of famous spanish entertainer?
"AND NOW KIDS!" *kids cheer*
"EL MOLESTES!" *YAAAAAAY*

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I bet it did you racist bitch.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# now now
you will only make clan soul angry by saying thing like that, because he was to sex KV

shit, thats what you get for not reading things properly
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHA
I LOVE YOU
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Love you too
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# that's a flower
not a cock
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Is that what
the priest told you?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# No
It's what I told the priest
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Pffft!



(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Hehehe
Hey, it's got a kink in it like mine!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *Ray Davies joke*



(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# *opens photoshop*
oh god, no.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# AGAIN?
unshopped and posted once already!
*starts a small fire*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# calm down.
'starts a bigger fire'.



Click for bigger (232KB)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# huzzah!
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# OI Slag!
Wheres the fackin pic?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# its going to be a work of art not a seam horse
be patient
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# FIGHT!
Kill the unshopped repost, WITH FIRE
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Bindun once already today
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# One point to you then
I still think it's funny.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# butterflatio
:)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# lol a fucking pink flower looks like a cock
fucking genius. why not start a new thread about it.

sausages are also cock-shaped and pinkish. going to the butcher must be a riot with you.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I can see the headline now... "BUTCHER'S KNOB SAUSAGE RIOT"
I can't really :/
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# pfft
happy b3taday
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ta
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Is it yesterday again?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Seamy memes part 3
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Have this one more time then :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Aha! I thought seamy memes had been done!!


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# :D
I did it a while ago, doesnt get posted as much as my other horse tho
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
hank is being buggered by cliff
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Marvellous source pics!
For a bloody change!!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hank would look better with a cock in his mouth
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# haha
hook ,line and kitchen-sinker...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# oh noes its the quos!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# already added to the profile of fame (mine that is)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# :D good stuffs
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# one day i'll put all the ones i've created in my profile :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I've seen Cliff live in concert
FUCK I feel better for sharing.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hey you in the shadows!
/old beer advert
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Warning : does not contain much memery
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# that boat is fucking shit!
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Marshall...!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Pearoasting from a long time back
I'm so shit

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Have my effort :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Marvellous!!!



(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# No-one likes me :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# This statement is incorrect
Everyone likes a slaaaaaaaaggg
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# yes
big cheesy grin(wi'fries)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I do not know why this makes me laugh so much :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *ignores*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# throws this one in..
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# candle day feliciados
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# haha
may contain kebab
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# is good, full of protein, lots of insects live there, aaaaaaaaaar tasty!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# That's pretty much how I dance too.
Woo
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Marvellous!!


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Yay
and happy b3taday Discomeats! :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# and that other fella whos b3taday it is today!
(sorry i forgot your name - oops)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# \o/
I shall have to get a slice of caek and a cup of tea to celebrate :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# YAY FOR DISCOMEATS!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# yay for me !
please donate all things too

Discomeats Donation Fund
BOX 69
Seychelles

:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# HAHAHA!
that's fucking epic full on meat with string

ahh, eek, it's been ages since I had a nice lump of meat in a string cage

:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# This fills me with pure glee

howdo sir?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# how do chap?
I'm good thanks. Just frustrated. Trying to paint with tattyshop and it fills me with fail as it is so much less capable than painter. But apart from that I am good.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Good to hear.
I was out to Costa Rica for a few weeks.
Making sure I'll be in Cuba next month now.

Not much b3ta-ing going on here recently.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# toolshop


"anxiously awaits good big-end gags"
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Just link the bottom one.
But yes! *click*

edit: perfect, woo!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# oh if you insist!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Gods well on
for a 7 baller
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Adam loses
again
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# whoops
supposed to be link?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# if you click it
it gets bigger (said the vicar to the...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
#
excellent work!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# ARF!
He'll need a much larger tool.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# arf back
yes
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It's a hub for jokes
spang!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# lol
his nuts are in the hubcap :D
*CLICK*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# GAY MECHANICS LOL!


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# This in no way refers to you, but its my first!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# that seamhorse has 6 legs!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Are you trying to say it doesnt look realistic?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# yes
highly innacurate
must do better
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Sorry :(
I did like the clown though :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i like it really
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I did some seamy memes.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I saw them.
And I liked them :D

Did you do any others apart from Smuggy and Beattie?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Not yet.....
....but i will do now....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Can I do one?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No!
It is copywrited to me.Only I can do them.

Course you can.
Seam away.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I love horses best of all the beastiality...
no wait...
Can someone choose 5 images for me to merge into 1 - i'm bored :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# 1 is not 5!
n00bf/-\ilLOLZ!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I thought we could all contribute 1 each
/me sulks in corner
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Yeah?
Well I am listening to Lindisfarne and therefore am more win than you!

ALRIGHT SLAG?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# OI SLAG
Lindisfarne was the first band I saw on my own without adult accompaniment. St.David's Hall Cardiff, Xmas Tour, 1986. I am therefore, by your standards, cool and terrific. Ray on bass looked like a skeleton.

Alan in the river with flowers.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# THEY WERE NOT THE FIRST BAND I SAW LIVE
UNACCOMPANIED! BUT I HAVE SEEN THEM LOTS OF TIMES!

THE FIRST BAND I SAW LIVE UNACCOMPANIED WERE JJ72!

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# YOU SLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGG
The second band I saw live sans adult accompaniment were My Bloody Valentine supporting The Soup Dragons, Treforest Poly, 1987.
That makes me cool to the 10th degree, even though I am bald with a mortgage.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Whatever ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yeh whatever
an stuff an shit like

Seriously tho, Lindisfarne made some great music and I salute your liking for them.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# They are one of my fave bands of all time!
Alan Hull was a genius songwriter!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# ahh i should have made that clearer
sorry - good idea though :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# 2 is not 5
you do not win
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# 2 is 5
if you turn it upside down and squint a bit

anyway I've edited to make it 5
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# dammit you edited it after i saved everything :p
now i look silly for making that image with 8 pictures instead of 11! doh!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# okay dokey
*downloads*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
THIS
Oh shit sorry
NSFW
or anything really

My bad :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# You should prolly warn on the NSFW there ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Whoopsie
I typed in tits in google image and thats the first one that comes up... strange
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The Mask goes Porno!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Please put a NSFW warning on the link.

Edit: cheers :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Done it
Sorry :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Ah you did me a favour really.
It was a great job but I was struggling to spend all the money.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# erm...
i really hope thats not you
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# You wish!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hahahaha
quite
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I am at work so I will just have to imagine the beautiful trannies on that site.
 
: (
: ]
: D
8=====D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Yes, but can it be milked?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Has it udders?
I think it does ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Arf
*Tries to think of car engine pun*
*Fails*
*Hits with heel of shoe*
Edit: Stephen Sakur on BBC's Hard Talk is giving hell to some American Republican finance bod.
"How can you expect to be a global superpower when your country is as good as bankrupt and has caused the world's financial crisis?".
Bod: "Are you saying just because we have a SMALL recession we don't deserve the position? That's ridiculous".
Sakur "Half a trillion dollars ridiculous? Your defecit is going to be larger than your GDP very soon. That's bankrupt".
Ooh it's fun.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Pfft!
I have never had such joy with Americans as I have the last few months :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# they'll start shooting soon
at everyone
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# haha
this is good
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# His nuts are loose
tighten them now
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# steady
now
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Nice work there that man

you are the prolific noob, aren't you?
keep it up
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Going to Hull
you are... *clicks*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# adamir
khan?well caught
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Possibly the best thing I have ever seen. Ever.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahahaha
FUCKING good, this.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Nice choice of subject
well executed.
*clicks*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# "STICK SHIFT GAG"
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# yay!
fabbly.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Last chance to send...

Ringo "too busy" for autographs.
"Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that is the date on the envelope, it's gonna be tossed."

That means we've got a week to fill his post bag with these!


Click for pdf

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I wonder what he's busy with
but I can imagine him being fed up with signing letters for things he did 17,000 years ago.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# So can I.
But, you know, let's not allow reason to interfere with sweary tomfoolery...!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I'll be silent now sir
;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Amen :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# he probably spends most of the day trying to get his flaccid cock erect so he can masturbate over pictures of himself
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# What a coincidence!

Looks like my typical Sunday
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Being 68 I suspect
and having fun with his fortune
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# he's a helluva twat
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahhahahahahaha.
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# he was the crap one, sorry still is the crap one
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# mccartney is the crap one
and always was
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# This hard!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Ahem......
1.Mull of Kintyre
2.Duets with Michael Jackson.
3.We all stand Together, featuring the Frog chorus.

I rest my case.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# shit
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Pipes of peace!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Damn! I knew there was another cheesy one!!!

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# yes as well
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Jolly good idea
I shall be posting my copy tomorrow.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Lennon quote
"Ringo can't be the best drummer in the world, he's not even the best drummer in the Beatles!"
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# this always made me giggle like a loon.
It's funny coz it's true!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I'd post this but he's not worth the postage
Not even for this
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Lol ringo star
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I want to post my seamhorse :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Just post it hten
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Hehe
He'll just always be connected to playing Frank Zappa in 200 Motels to me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YjX2HehhMs

And of course: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vpZnT_unZs
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# that sums him up
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hahah
what's that from?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Err the peter serpwharaoiraitz or whatever his name is show
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# now, if something needs to quickly go viral
this may be it :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# ...and a shite drummer to boot
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i liked thomas the tank engine :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
There has to be a Thomas reference in there..
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# haha
word!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I love this and now I love you
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# What if he's dying?
Of testicular cancer?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Scouser in arrogant self-important cunt behaviour Shock
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Happy B3TA day Discomeats


Have a toon...........
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
Gary Larson
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# yep I love him
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# The dog is very like his
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# It's the line for the eyes
i'm a bubonic plagarist I admit it
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# And what about Gary larson?:P
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# He rejected me
:{

and here I am pregnant
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I've been wondering

Did they always intend it to be straight, or did they see the momentous tourist trap possibilities ahead?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# intruiged.......
of Great Somerford
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# If only :D
If I remember correctly, it was the result of shitty foundation and shitty ground beneath it that caused it, but it was very soon after it was built I think....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# this^
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Someone shat up the ground real good and got rich quickly
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# The grins are ace
but it's the horse that does it for me.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# very Larson I know
he is mt hero
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Pffft!
Good stuff!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# hahahaha! Brillio!
But i fixed it....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# industrial viagra
woo
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hehe
The Slightly Precarious Tower of Pisa
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# OK
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Always has to have a Pisa the action!!!!
:P
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# SPANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Stop it!

I can't take any more!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I'm inclined to pun tonight!!

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# you're going to topple the internets at this rate
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Sometimes I wish b3ta was a real room I could storm in to
and slap everyone around with a big wet trout
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# but is it real?
 

 
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# haha
they all a pissa about!

:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Have a goood one matey
:)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I will when I stop coughing up snot
/cold blog
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# yuch have another pea
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Talent and hummus goes together in perfect harmony. Side by side on my piano keyb..
*shoots self*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# There are so many humourous details that make this even more acerer
I love the spirit levels in the bin.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Ta
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Unexpected horse...
just exiting shot?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# it's their leaning horse
I hadn't noticed how much leaning stuff there was at first, I'm thick like that.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# bahaha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# repost!
but its discomeats b3taday! yay! :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Admits sorry
but I'm glad you remebered it
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# tis good thats why!
:D
i have a poor short time memory but ask me in a year or two and i'll remember (sometimes) :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Have put note in calendar
not that I have a calendar for next year yet...

doh!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# List . . .
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] preview of next seasons kit...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Politilols!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I read that as
Bukkake
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodwin's new job
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Pfft!
I have never made a seam horse!

I think I may now :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Yay for seams, Ive already posted both of mine today :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Good reason
to make my first seamhorse.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Good fucking riddance
Working for that dicksplash for 4 years made me wish for a day like this. If only we could sue him for cocking everything up.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# The McCain campaign team begin to plumb the depths in a last-ditch effort to appeal to the masses
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# she's up there with Kate McCann
as MILFs you really shouldn't fancy but...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Haha! Kate McCann is the HOTTEST murderer ever!
Dislaimer: b3ta.com in no way upholds the views of its contributers or 3rd party posters.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha!
slips one in

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# And there it is,
I finally fancy her....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Bwaaahahahaaahahahaah
Ouch! *hurts self*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Haha! Wondeful.


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Gruss Gott!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *rapes*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hey there you sexy fishwife you!
How goes it?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# alllright. and you ya sexy bastard?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Up and down.
I am pretty cheery, but I lost all my music the otehr day :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# 'rapes'?
USE NEW IMPROVED



For a smoother bum experience.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Its ok,
she makes me as wet as can be naturally....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Put a towel down afterwards please.
I almost slipped last time.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# (seriously)
Noting your sig, is the drive totally dead?
In the past I've recovered info from corrupted discs using tools off the net.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# It appears so, yeah.
LIke what?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Put it in the freezer overnight.
Did I read that or dream it?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I may try that, it cant harm :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# you want to believe....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# BIGGER!!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# You really do not want to encourage an idiot....
...let alone myself
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# *cough* sarcasm *cough*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Seriously!
Make it under 50k!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Seriously
listen to him ^
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# 'kin 'ell
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# What! NO CAR CAN GO FASTER THAN FIFTY * MILES * PER * HOUR!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I probably missed the initial first post rush.
But Happy B3taday Discomeats.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# very much this^
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I'm not too knowledgable about history
but wasn't she another murdering bastard?

oh but "she's oor mordaran bastad" of course..

edit: ah what the fuck does it matter, every mad bastard was killing every other mad bastard

much has changed
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# no idea
i saw the story this morning and the first thing i thought of was deep fried mars bars and polystyrene boxes
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Not had one of those yet,
but I soooo recommend the sausage supper.

More chip fat than sausage. Yummmm.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# can't beat a traditional ethnic takeaway :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Mr Meats!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# ta muchly!
I have cake to share
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# yay!
\o/
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hehe
One way trip.

PS. Check his cellar for hostages.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
#
hostages
family
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Pffft!
She's my daughter and my sister.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hot dang! we gots us a loopin famlee tree!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# "Duuur dur durrrr, der der der der der duuur"
/Silvestri
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha

I'm not one to say this too easily, but good riddance there
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
#
^this
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Slight TJ: This bloke on BBC2 just used GHEE in his cooking!!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# HELP!
I need to join 4 avi files into one film and compress them a bit.

I usually use squared 5, but it is losing the sound and Windows Movie Maker will not handle it either.

Any ideas?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# try virtual dub?
worth a crack
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Pulleys and winches
/ac
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# SIX MILDLY INCONVENIENT GOVERMENT OFFICIALS IN THE DEPARTMENT OF RIVER SAFETY!
/ac
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# He looks like a tranny
/ac
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# crikey! get this man a pool boy! and be quick about it!
/ac
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Get one, I got a calzone and a portion of chips with garlic mayo for dinner :D
/ac
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# before or after the apocalypse?
/ac
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Steampunk Gun dog, these are version 1, in colour and sepia
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# still getting used to doing them
practise makes perfect
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# You cut me off in my prime!
I notice down there *points* that you like Lindisfarne.
Do you have all you need? I have some of their stuff if you don't.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Yeah, sorry love.
My Internet died :(

Yeah, I have downloaded all of their stuff in the last couple of days as I love them so bloody much!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I like singing along to their tunes
in my car.
LOUDLY.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Have you ever seen them live?
They are chuffing awesome! I've seen them about 8 times over the years and have met them all too :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Noo
I didn't know they were still going or even still alive.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# They arent now sadly,
their last tour was about 3 years ago I think.

When I saw them in 1996ish they all offered to sign a T-shirt for me. But the drummer wasn't around. SO they took it from me and took my address. 3 days later I got a package with the t-shirt fully signed, and another fully signed t-shirt and a couple of signed cd's :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Wow!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Aye, they were top peeps :D
It appears that their last tour as a proper band was 5 years ago :S

I can't believe it is that long since I have seen them :( Now I am all depressed....

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PsHvFOAGJ8k
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Needs more muthafuckin' DOG BULLETS
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Holy christ
I've never found the notion of girls 'n' guns attractive.

.. until now.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Arf!
Can you keep it down now please, University Challenge has just started!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Your starter for 10
Stuffed mushroom with a sundried tomato salsa.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Ooooh!
Sounds lovely!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Are they Howl-itzers?


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# ouch
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# K9mm . . . no doubt . . .
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Wow...
Check out THEM puppies...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# motherfucking YES!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# ok then
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# woo !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
#


sorry had to.P

But woo all the same.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# mmmmmmm cat flavour
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Brill stuff!
Does the dog have control of the trigger?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# nope
got to add in all the other bits yet
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Looking forward to it. Hurrah!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Loverly stuff.




(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Sick'm Rover . . . ratatataaaaaat !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# doggone gun dogs!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# My monkey could have your dog any day
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm out
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Oooooh Dave!
I never realised that you were secretly Beau Bo D'Or ;)

Woo!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# i'm sure beau spends longer than 4 minutes on his biting political satire
alright mate?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Arf!
Aye, I guess you are right ;)

I'm grand ta! I am listening to Lindisfarne which is always multiwin!

And your good Heathian self?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# good as gold me mate
which is good due to the poor value of sterling on the global market
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Are we sure?
I've never particularly found BDB too insightful. Okay, they put more effort in than most posters but most of the time it just feels more like just stating the negative and obvious instead of satire.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I think that is slightly harsh.
He has never purported to be a genius, but I have to say, he is one of the most consistent posters on b3ta.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# haha, nice one :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Evening Archibald!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# evenin' fella :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I just noticed your sig,
Is that in ref to the Uke Orchestra of Great Britain perchance?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# It certainly is
sorry I didn't get back to you before we went - saw them last Thursday evening - B3tan Joe Scaramanga was also there.
Was a fantastic evening
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Nicely!
I used to know one of the members, he used to play at my Folk club.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Nice one, which member?
we saw them at Cecil Sharp House, home of Folk :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I don't know his full name,
we all just knew him as Joe Bazooki :)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I'm in
I'm out

I'm in again
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# LOLrolereversal!!!


(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# why the semi? :(
that blonde chicks fit
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# You mean Angry Woman?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Ninja! whoop! whoop!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# your a master
of veins
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# No job too veiny
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Very nicely ,Sir.

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yay!
I like this!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# HA HA HA!
IT IS BARRY FRYER :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# lol haha!
woo!!

hey, what's up with those /link nazis? they make me sad
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Ignore the twats!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Two in a row, are you crazy?
Oh hang on, you're attempting to entertain us for no personal gain. How the fuck dare you!

;-)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Flat out done . . . flip'm quick !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Pffft!
Best dictionary corner guest ever!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# haha
cooktastic
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# All that ever mattered leaves us in the cold!


Click for bigger (96KB)

Bollocks to this, I can't be arsed to keep looking at the fucking thing!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Well I like looking at it, it's lully!
(and surprise Quo)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Thank you,
and GAaaaaaaaaaaah! How did I not see that?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# It's raining noise
hallelueh!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I am confused....
It looks all wrong now I have uploaded it :S
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# It's lovely.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# i worked out a nice way to make all the 2pixel wide lines you could ever want.
Just make a 50% grey layer and filta with halftone pattern set to lines and full contrast.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Eh?
Sounds like poofy photoshop talk to me ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# O!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
glee every time.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I have some quality crap
now if I could just find my mobile phone detecting chicken all would be well
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Does it look like this ?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# no
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# happy candle day
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLES DANCING BACONS!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# YAY FOR CANDLES AND BACONS!
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# CAKEYFUNDAY!
\o/
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# let's cake!
\o/
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# nothing lasts forever, even cold november rain....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# And with that,
I shall replenish my GnR collection!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# it's ok
i'll take over for a bit..
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Well enjoy ;)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Needs more crying fire!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# CRYING FIRE FTW! :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# is this still a scene from 4 weddings and a funeral?
I hadn't noticed.

nice

(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Nah,
it is from the sequel, "One bloke and a bird with a fat arse (Oh no, my mistake, it is a Bussell)"

It wasn't as succesful, but none of the actors died of asthma either, so ya know....
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# The moon light will keep them hot !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Why doesnt the moon keep you warm like the sun does?
/creationist questions blog
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# If somebody installed a flat moon sized mirror on the moon
would it look the same as the sun on a full moon?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Not during a full eclipse . . .
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# this is true
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# It may look odd while spinning though . . .
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# *searches*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# How Apropos . . .
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Beauty!
I like that.

*click!*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# yay! .......little "L" like mine


"chants:blainy,blainy
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Two watery pics on the same board?!
Nicely :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Thank goodness for air bags !
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# This could be interpreted as political satire
The "learner driver" representing politicians or economists, the car being the financial market, and the water being debt.
The snorkler is the bail-out package. Or maybe a sensible investor who didn't lose out.

Are you Brant, physical cartoonist?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# haha
it needs more labels
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# heh heh
wow!hah.. that's good reading
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice one :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Is the top of the car a VW Polo
And the bottom a Vauxhall Corsa?
EDIT: sorry, an OPAL Corsa.

Looks like a cut n' shut to me Guvnor.....

EDIT: Top part a three door, bottom part a five door. Worlds first?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha yes i think so :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Vauxhall.
/British
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Haha, nicely
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

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