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# I-Bono


AARRRRRRRCH, RUN!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I dislike Bono and U2
with a passion and commitment I usually reserve for people who have done something REALLY bad, like genocide.

I like this pic though - you got skills
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# this sooo hard
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I share your slumbering hate for this pig
thnx
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I dislike You Two..

* Only joking
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# :)
how's you?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
#

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I want to hear his speech
apparently he was most gracious.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# and a bit rambling?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# "what did I come in here for?"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# you're here to VOTE dear... remeber?
you're running for PRESIDENT... come one, let's go and sit in your sitting chair.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# :)
"TURN IT UP, LOVE"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# come on
it's time for your medicine and then a nap before Diagnosis Murder
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# \o/
diagnosis murder reminds me of being looked after by my nan in the school holidays and eating tasty nan-made cakes :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Diagnosis Burger!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Pfft!
Oh well, the right guy won in the end. Gotta feel sorry for Gore and that other bloke who lost 4 years ago.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# ^ yep :(
Imagining what the world would have been like without that warmongering hick at the wheel makes me a sad panda.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# He still has a couple of months to completely fuck the world
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I heard they had a recount
And somehow GWB won again.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# the fantasy probably has nothing to do with what the reality would have been
but we'd have someone who takes Global Warming Seriously or at least doesn't believe it's God sending sky dragons to melt the ice and punish us all while they get to work on an Arc.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# now don't be so blasé
sky dragons are a constant threat to us all
*frets*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# they're quite friendly really
and if you're nice to them they'll take you on magical adventures!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# please...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# he was indeed
obama wrote it


nicely JJ
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Should be on the Radio Four Today program web site
It bored me awake this morning
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# It wasn't bad
but the crowd kept booing Obama's name. What an ungracious bunch of evil pseudo-facists the Republicans are..
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Forgive my relatively piss amount of knowledge on the subject
but it seems to me that McCain has the rotten job of being a fairly alright person (minus the politics) with a cunty party and a cunty secondary type woman.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# that seems to sum it up well
you should write for BBC news
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha yes :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Her grammar is far too good,
though I do approve of a greater use of the word "cunty" on the Beeb.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I demand more use of the word cunty!
I pay my fucking licence fee!
*outrages*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Phone Ofcom - "the ONLY place to be outraged"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you'd have to retire
in OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I can't tell if that's a thinly veiled insult or not...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# no!
a lovely, smiley nice comment :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I should have added a smiley at the end there :D
In my efforts to seem a calmer person I seem to have reached a Manleyesque level of deadpan sometimes.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Exactly
Karl Rove used the nutty christian types to get the vote out for Bush, but now they've taken over the party, and support people like Palin who don't appeal to the majority.

With a bit of luck, the Repubs will be out of power for at least 8 years.

Thank christ the grown-ups are back in charge. Obama will probably end up disappointing, but today feels very, VERY good :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ^that
he has inherited one hell of a mess, mind
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# And Dubya
still has two months in which to finalize the whole fuck-up.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I think that about covers it
... the REAL political issues for the republicans are abortion, guns and gay marriage - the rest is secondary...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# the only real solution
is to develop a way to shoot foetuses at gays...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# difficult to say really. Mccain had the job of HAVING to look like a nice guy, cos there was sooo much stigma attached to the party.
i'm inclined to believe that if he were to have won, he would've shown his true colours and turned out to be only a slightly more intelligent version of bush.

and the Palin pick was soooooo transparent, and obviously forced on him by a party that was low on cash and needed an opinion boost. but it hugely backfired because no-one notidced she is in fact, mentally retarded.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# He tried to be
But all his republicrat friends started booing as soon as he said "Obama"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# so-called grown ups never cease to amaze me.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# BOOOO!!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# COUNTER BOOOO!!!
***retaliatory strike***
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *belms*
'lo prodge
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# lo droogs
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# DOWN WITH YOU, YOUNG PRODGE.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Ning JJ Ning Waptain Cow!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# *punch*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Thanks..

* Sorry about the typo, I would change it but them no-one would understand why you punched me?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I thought it might be your birthday
*gives you the bumps*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *gives you the humps*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# fanks
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Where's my present then!

* Happy Slaps
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# He implied that it was not the failure of the Republicans
who voted for him (or not enough of them voting for him)
it was in fact all his fault...

...hmmmm...

well d'urh!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# he was
but when he said he had spoken to Obama and respects his win the crowd of Republicans started boo'ing

sad, childish and frightening
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# This kind of extremist would be laughable if it wasn't so damn scary
I predict assassination attempts are on the cards and that will cause counter extremism - which is well extreme!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# This was exactly what my mum and I were saying this morning.
Bless him, he must have gone 'YES, I'M THE NEW PRESIDE.... oh shit, I can't go outside, I'll get sniped'
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I'm slightly surprised an attempt hasn't already happened :(
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# It's got to be in the post :(
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# It did
they arrested two nazi's didn't they?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# that was last week's one
I half expected something to happen the moment it was announced he'd won
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# funny how many think this
Esp as I cant recall his running mate/deputy...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Biden.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ahhh yes
wise old hands i'd say

he has been overshadowed but a good choice, not likely to have his finger over the big red button just cos someone upset him
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# AP has it
its words tho

kinds interesting to read esp the (brackets) booing
ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hmJfimrZW3jBur_BmaFtqj7mfFgQD948JFJG5
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Cheers dears
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I rather enthused by the way all of this has gone
... Sarah Palin for 45th US President
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Don't joke about it, it could happen
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# well - the Repulicans have left the finances in a bit of a state,
Obama got in mostly because he's not McCain so might not actually know what he's doing and it could all go terribly wrong and SP swoops in in 4 years and takes the job (after they've managed to put at least one stamp on her passport).
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
#
*fires up photoshop
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hehehehe


(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Heh :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
this was always on of my fav bits of that program :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I don't get all this electoral college gubbins
why can't they just count the votes and then tell us who won?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Obama: 25,122,265, McCain: 245
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Worryingly, no -
60m voted Obama, 54m are mad fuckers. Makes me shiver.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# That involves some kind of counting
which would take Mathematics or as the Americans say (Math!) science is not yet at the stage of being able to calculate that 1 person + 1 vote = 1 vote sheesh you'd have to be Albert Einstein or something!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'm oversimplifying it, aren't I?
Damn my sensible head.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# It's a lovely system in principle.
The essence of the idea is that you vote for people wise enough to decide who should be president disinterestedly. There's no reason in principle why members of the electoral colleges should vote along party lines, though I think that there's only been one instance in the 20th century when that has not happened.

The idea is that you modify the tyrrany of the majority and account for the fact that the average joe can't reasonably be expected to have a sound enough grasp of every issue. Voting, in effect, becomes a matter of nominating people to speak on your behalf from a more informed position.

/making-it-up-as-he-goes-along blog.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I was feeling all informed till I got to the end.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# ...
I think that it's the way it works.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I learnt about it at a level
it makes our system look really basic by comparison.

Basically each state is worth a ceratin amount of points... whoever gets the most points wins.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Is it basically a form of proportional representation?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# No, it's a two horse race
so there's no room for proportionality.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Doh of course!
*needs to wake up*

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I like my way better, damn it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ...And we know what points mean...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Exactly!
It's alot like Risk really, once you've got Asia you've got. . . Well, it's alot like Risk!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# We're not in Kansas any more?
Electoral RIS
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I never was... in Kansas
I was in Aldi
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# it does look a bit like that dunnit :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hey hey hey, nings...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Ha!
"Oh no she di'ent!"

"YES SHE DID PETER!"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ME LIKEY BOUNCY
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I said (well...typed) that yesterday
great minds think alike (or fools seldom differ)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# :D
"Peter, your dog is giving me a stroke"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# "oh hi Gilly-Bean"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning

*this looked better in my head*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# put it back there then
or better invent MontyVision where we get to see what you see in your head
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# don't be so harsch to the blesser of cheesemakers
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# doh
I was being ironic not harsh

i seem to upset everyone at the moment think its medicine time
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# You'll regret saying that.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# it's all fluffy clouds and kittens in there
if you ignore the pile of murdered prostitutes in the corner
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Keep on Truckin' ;-)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# the voices compel me
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# wasnt havin' a dig
sorry mr Monty ill get back in my cage

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I forgive you
bless you my son
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# thanks dad
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Giggedy giggedy goo!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I thought so too
bit stickier in there though...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# The President's a-nearing
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :D
He should dress like this. The full whack. Except maybe Liberace it up a bit.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# ^this
rhinestone cowboy ftw
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# When I'm PM
you're Minister of Fabulous.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *giggles loudly*
you sod!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ;-)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# titter
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# 'ning from Hitlerkitten
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# That's not a kitten
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# alright, it's a cat
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Black House
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# bin dun
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# more times than mandy rice davis...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# you're a 1960's binman
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# i could have said liz stride, as they're the only famous prozzies i can think of...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Thought so...
...well done him though! ;-)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# thank goodness
I can actually get on with some work instead of dunning this yet again
*starts book on how may "black house" shops we see today*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hum looks mixed race there...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Should it not be called the Chalk House or the Rainbow House?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# i think it should be painted green, but still called the white house.
just to be quaint.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Or paint it red and call it the Whore House?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# African-American house
All the white people on the news are now at great pains to point out that Obama isn't actually black at all...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# pathetic isnt it?
I personally think its a great thing
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Hello Mrs T....
We are all of one world, we should live together in harmony.

* Not sure what came over me then
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Fried Chicken?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# yeah but he isnt black
and im not white

more sorta pink i suppose and he is more coffeeish. we need pantones for people
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# So what, Obama's sort of 996633?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# That's the bloke!
all you had to say was 99663 and knew who you meant

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# mmmm panetone
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ^ Nice
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# #2
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# How many do you reckon we'll see
before teatime?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# from Sunday...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Very prescient.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Saturday's winning Lottery Numbers are:
6, 7, 15, 25, 30, 32
/mind you, it wasn't exactly a stretch was it :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Cool.
*writes down*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I'll be sharing the pot with you then
/my usual numbers
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I'm not a greedy man.
*enters same line twice*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# * Joins in...

(Just in case)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Sure they're not
4 8 15 16 23 42
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# * Puts those on as well

(Just in case)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# IIRC
They came up in a US state lottery, but so many people played them because of the TV show the win was negligible
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# we need a new bandwagon
and we need it now

any ideas?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Cream Cakes
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Twelveteen?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# And the rest
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't know why I bother...


Oh, yes: morning!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Indeed.
Another victory for the Republicrats
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# tan?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# President Palmer won then?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i know he's good looking but i'd hardly call him buff
'ning the free world
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# BOOM BOOM!
Give it til January, Obama will realise America can't be fixed and pick someone to bomb. Just like Clinton, just like Kennedy.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# That's if he's not assassinated first...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# somewhere nice and easy like Grenada
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *spins the wheel of chance*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# the wheel say Iran Mr. President
*hides the wheel of chance before anyone sees it says "Iran" on 85 of the 86 segments, with "Canada" just on for a laugh
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Yeah, but he probably doesn't even know what a crook is
Probably thinks it's someone who stays in hotels
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I hope he doesnt leave his
'Presidency for Dummies' book lying around when Obama get the front door key
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# That implies Bush can read though...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# when i heard there was a Bush in the
White House I didn't realise it was this c**t

/lolitics mode overload
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Barack Obama FTW!
An Historic moment for the states and the world.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Yeah how comes someone said
there can be no whitewash at the whitehouse when clearly the decorators didnt get the message

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I feel exuberant!
Exactly as exuberant as when Blair won the election first time round...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Oh dear that's put a pessimistic overtone to it all ;)
Let's hope he's no Blair.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# That's been exactly my take on it all along
Remember: "Things can only get better!"

...makes you fucking sick now, doesn't it
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# physical sick yeah
They have made out tha Obama is the next JFK - but I really don't think he will live up to that title - it may prove a sea-change in American Politics but as far as policies are concerned all of that has been overlooked for the fact that he's black/mixed race/African American and young. I don't care what politicians look like I only care that they deliver what they preach and what people expect from them.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Went out taking pix last night - look what I managed to do to this one!


CFB
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# I rather like that
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Lovely
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# This reminds me of a photo I've got of London Bridge
Red is good.
/Actually it's not that similar. Hey-ho:
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/90259889/in/set-72057594052820108/
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# That wall is grinning!
it makes me happy :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# wow
this is really nice. do more!!!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# 'nings b3ta


Vaguely topical last week when I was in Wales without an internet connection
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# hahah :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# yawn
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Don't be so fucking rude
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Heh, it's fine
I haven't got out of bed yet either
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# How was your trip back to the motherland?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# 'Land of my fathers' actually.
It was ok. I got to see friends & family which is always fab.
Central Cardiff, however, remains unchanged.
*shudders*
How was your trip?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Rather lovely
no mobile phone coverage at all, real ale, embroidery, long walks, sheep, seals, ostriches...extremely relaxing in all
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# That sounds perfect
Glad you enjoyed it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha!

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
*fucks grandaughter on swing*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# sorry...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# hahaha took me by surprise!
have a click for your efforts
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# hahaha
almost topical - click
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# hahahaha :D
'nings everyone!
So the election is over, and the election themed compo is about to end... HAPPY TIMES ARRE HERE AGAIN!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# *boogies*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I am patently ignorant...
...but what did MLK actually achieve?

*openly awaits humiliation*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# He was shot
And garnered sympathy for his cause

I assume Obama will do the same
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Pfft.
Bet you're right...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# a national holiday
or bank holiday

not bad eh, if I were american id like him for that
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# a spot on 'quote of the day'
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# AHEM
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# As I expected...
Fuck all except a famous smugness for sleeping soundly.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# so if there is a nuclear war..
does a big message come up saying 'next level'?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Little workmash
with Paint and Picasion. Hope it's not too spacky.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# This is nice.
It reminds me of something but I can't think what....
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Mental illness? ;)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Watching Mondrian
direct the matrix on a black and white TV?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# I like this idea.
Where do I send the money to make it happen?

Edit: I guess sometime before 1944 then.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# wooo to freaky black and white square things.
edit: I'M TAKING THIS ONE OUT IT'S BIG AND FUCKING WITH MY SCREEN

EDIT2: whoops! capslock
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Oooh
Sexual sexy sex
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# TILEZ

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# *seizures*
Happy nings everyone!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The Elephant is dead!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Hicks would be proud
Likes.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:00, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# YAYYY!!!!!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] world response

.... more relief than anything else, I bet

(I'd make a crap political cartoonist)

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# *sits and waits for the meteors like in deep impact*
:P

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# \o/
though i did have a tiny bet on McCain just cos tyhe odds were so huge
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Did you see the actual voting count?
Rather than the landslide 'electoral college' thing, 350 to 160 or so, the per-person count is just 60m to 54m.

That's still waaaaay closer than I like. So the USA is only on probation at this stage - it's still stuffed full of freaky nutters who'll vote for mad incompetents.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# which is wexactly why
i thought Macca might nick it
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# 5th November - Milkfloat Loot
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:43, archived)
# That is particularly beautiful.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:59, archived)
# Boop
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:11, archived)
# holy crap!
i loved it, and THEN IT MOVED!!!1!1
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)
# Yeah
I couldn't decide which version I preferred so I animated it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:24, archived)
# i love the irises over the teeth. that was a stroke of genius.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:25, archived)
# ditto
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:31, archived)
# OH MY
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:15, archived)
# Yeah it's still making me laugh when it's all mouth
but it's giving me the fucking fear when the irises are visible.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:23, archived)
# strangely enough I'm the other way around
I just read a fantastic analogy about the US election:

"It's like seeing your best friend get out of rehab, and you want to be as supportive as possible but you still can't forget that time they fucked a goat."
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i said no, no, no.
self-reminder.

prediction the second: there will be a palin family member doing porn within 4 years. real palin porn, not porn with a palin name on it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# I don't think you're the first to predict that
Still, judging by the quality of the ones that have tried so far I think he'll be safe.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:36, archived)
# yeah, that was hyperbolic of me.
i still think they'll try and there will be stronger, smarter efforts made by people who are more committed. racism is so very ugly and a strong motivator.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# It's weird
I mean, John McCain probably doesn't have 3 years left in him anyway, so it was a choice between natural causes and possible assassination.

WHAT A QUANDRY
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# UH-OH GHOST GOVERNMENT.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# That would be a fantastic sequel to Bill Cosby's "Ghost Dad".
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)
# i still want to see 'ghost pope' but i think they're still filming it.
'ghost pope' starring lindy chamberlain, with carlo rota as the man in grey.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Lindy Chamberlain killed a babby.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:19, archived)
# but she ate it politely, using the proper fork and everything.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:32, archived)
# hahahhaa
brilliant
*writes it down*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Eye smile at his eye teeth . . .
I imagine he could chew some gums !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:16, archived)
# also holy crap: read his stories and profile on pbase.
and see him on youtube.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:19, archived)
# 690 views . . . he's a star in his own . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:21, archived)
# sweet mothering jesus on a moon bike!
woo!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:36, archived)
# AWESOME.
BOOP
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:27, archived)
# bloop?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
# New Wave

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Far nicer than teh old wave.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Gotta ride'm like ya find'm . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:03, archived)
# pretty. like a peacock waving his ass in your face.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:03, archived)
# I can just about feel the breeze from here . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:08, archived)
# warm, and it smells like butter.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Sweet peacock butter . . . if only it could be packaged . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:23, archived)
# i can't believe it's not sweet peacock butter.
typing that was much easier than making a pic.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I can just imagine a comercial on the tube . . .
of somebody wafting it under thrir nose . . . aaaaaaaah yes !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:30, archived)
# i say we hire jeffrey alan boop for the job.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
# The peoples person !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)
# But free.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)
# really?
VALIN, I WANT MY MONEY BACK. MOHAFA SAYS HE GOT IT FOR FREE BUT YOU CHARGED ME TO LOOK AT YOUR PIC.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:15, archived)
# OK . . . I'll give you your money back plus extra . . .
you can give some to mofaha so he won't feel cheated either . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:19, archived)
# It's a win win!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:21, archived)
# sure, you give me the cash and i'll redistribute it in the way i see fit.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Souns like a new deal to me !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Ooooo
that's very acidic.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Mmmmmm . . . melts in my mind . . .
not in my other anatomical parts . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:22, archived)
# Cut the gurk. I'm I repo ho.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Fractally correct !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# beautiful.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Ooh yeah
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# P-shaw. I lost a nut laughing so hard.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)
# cor
thats ace! :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# working on a digital "water colour" but i thnk i've done too much detail


anyway - congrats Obama!:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Very nice peace of work !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:29, archived)
# not great
but cheers! :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:31, archived)
# In my mind I imagine you testing a new technique . . .
which is always interesting . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# well i like to experiment
i also do things in photoshop :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:34, archived)
# The waste is a terrible thing to mind . . .
good on ya !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:45, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Cool
Hey rev.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
# In the grand tradition of random pbase gayshift celebrity, I give you...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Jesus!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Haha
great 'tash
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# how can someone with gorilla-hairy arms only grow a john waters' moustache?
also: boop!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:48, archived)
# He's concentrating all of his effort into his arms.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# i think he was burned in a fire and had a face transplant from a hairy lady.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:10, archived)
# BOOP
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# b00p.
/1337.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:10, archived)
# read his stories and profile!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:20, archived)
# cheers
:)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Wow, thats top
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:37, archived)
# yay
cheers! :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# we are living in historical times
*goes back to eating bran flakes*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Kellogg's Historic Bran Flakes
Yes We Can!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:48, archived)
# mmmmmmm bran flakes
they are great with yoghurt :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:41, archived)
# fank ya!
:)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Analogue watercolours are perhaps the better way to go.
...

Told myself I wouldn't weep.

Burst into tears while Al Green was singing on the telly at about 10pm.

Thought that was all, but started blarting again once it got declared.

I always cry at false dawns.

But most small towns have an active watercolour painting society.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:55, archived)
# Haha
this gets a click.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:22, archived)
# haha
but analogue is so yesterday man!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Quick, shit but I don't care. WOOOH FOR MY VOTE COUNTING THIS TIME!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:14, archived)
# :D
Brilliant!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Finish him!
Oh, he has.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)

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