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# morning
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ^ Did you just fart?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *inhales
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I may have even followed through a bit, if that is what gets you going ;)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# ^ This


* Gets going
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *cough* diphtheria
Ew, yet woo!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hes a poorly educated coprophiliac
(arent they all?)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# One would seem to suggest the other, yes
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ningles missus
how's you and how's the ankle biter?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Good ta, she's akip
I've got cenotaph stuff on't'telly and am about to acquire a cuppa :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!
Cocoa!
:D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# that's crap
(in a good way)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
unpleasantly inspired ;)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i love the smell of scat in the morning!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# that's disgusting
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I know!
Not even a mention of tubgirl anywhere...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# shicking
noon mate
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# nong!
How are you?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# goodly
a tad busy and now slightly disturbed


I plan a session of ACDC listening
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# dammit!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Agreed

I even thought it was the diary(a) of Tubgirl herself at first
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ooooooooooo....k
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# At least he put down plastic sheeting.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Wouldn't want the runny bits go to waste
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Personally I jar that and keep for special days!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Do you distinguish between 'straw' and 'fork' on the labels?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Tiiiiiiiny hand!

is tiiiiiiny
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# tiny wing is also.. tiny
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# because its a BIG scat diary silly
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
That's shite:D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done!
:]
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Will it be chips or jacket spuds will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings ... We hope its chips,it's chips!

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# i prefer the old techniques


very woo and click sir :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Pffffft!
Levitating fatties ftw!

And good hedging of your bets apostrophe-wise...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# That is lovely...
Is he balancing on his invisible cock?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :D
I like several things about this pic... I like the lady bobbin' her noggin most :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I also enjoyed that,
but I prefer your way of wording it even more :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'm all updated on the hip hop lingo
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# That's wonderfully animated
I like who the other persons move too
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# You'll 'ave ta wait 'n see!!
Woo!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# truly sorry for this
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahahah :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# She looks like she's trying
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# omg
i just got it.. pfffft!!

clever mrs, clever :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Bright, me :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Pass the hunnybuns, hunnybun!

Where'd you put the schnookems?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# you have just invented two new brands of breakfast cereal.
... maybe a breakfast cereal challenge would be good.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Frosted breadflakes with honey and white pepper
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# why not try it with soy milk?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# because soy milk's nasty.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# and it's full of
oestrogen
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# because there is no soy titty is there?!?!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Soy milk = the devil's moob milk

FACT
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *steals ideas*
*suggests to clients*

;-)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I can actually see Nestle making something called
Honeybuns... little bunny shapes made of corn rice and wheat with the great flavour of Worcestershire sauce!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hopefully with extra added risk to children's health, yes?
;-)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# this^^
breakfast challange ftw!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Bags Credit Crunch!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# bleeding cow
would be more appropriate, meat products aren't for sexing.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Not even hotdogs?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# aside from her deemed ad 'fucking cow'
all those people look insipid as fuck.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] For those who like to press the snooze button
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha!
ace!

also, reminds me of this animation which Raff Jr showed me (apologies if glasscock)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# lol
that was awesome :)
meow!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# You could have a steam train
If you'd just lay down your tracks
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *tugs trouser*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# you both suck
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# You smell of wee
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# so far it has failed to attact a mate
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I think we may have found the crux of the problem...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# but I don't have enough room
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# wibble
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# wibble like you mean it, man!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# WIBBLE
*spins arms and thrusts pelvis like a sackboy*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Well, in that case, show me round your fruit cage.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# gladly
....


here you can see the welding quality - it's rather good...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *is suitably impressed*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# WOO YAY
I find it hard to believe that in the modern age in which we live where wonders abound every single day and scientists probe the fundamentals of the universe, no one has managed to produce a teasmaid which makes a good cup of tea... and you call this civilisation!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# my unique brand of dull comedy is wasted here
is there some sort of board for pensioners where I might get a better reception?

What about these colostomy bags? Eh? Am I right? Stairs? STAIRS?

... so I said to her? Use it - I haven't been able to feel it for 12 year! That one kills them in Bournemouth... literally!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hey, hey, hey
I laughed. I cried. It's funny 'cos it's true!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# no wonder - you're almost exactly a year older than me
*looks up to you with wonderment and respect*

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# children!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I'm older than you
whipper snapper (in b3ta years anyway)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *chuckles a bit*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *prints out and staples to poster as a review*
mediocre: "chuckles a bit"
Bournemouth Times: "a black hand passing through the elderly community like Legionnaire's Disease..."
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# lol, yey!
*buys for missus*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# snooze button... work of the devil
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# lol
but was expecting the whole "IT'S ALIIIIVE", followed by the monster hitting snooze and rolling over.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# lol
So that's how it was made.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
*buys for self*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I could do with one of those
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm gonna clean up this dirty old town!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Fanta
stick.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I wish to see this shopped.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# fucking hell, thats a horrible thought
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# jeebus
that's making my groin itch

and not in teh good way

very nicely done though!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# think of the amount of frying pans he could clean with them
awesome :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# With just his wang!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ^ Brill
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# o
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I see what you did there....
Woo
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Chuck is not macho
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# No. No he's not!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# In other news...
Which one of you did this image for the BBC this morning?

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Not me
those seams are far better then I'd ever be capable of
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# haha... Ning Mediocre
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ningles
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Almost as good as this one...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Ooh that's my bus home!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# What the bed?
or Gorden Brown?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Eeuw
No, the 388 with the yellow swoosh
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Advertising was different in the 70s...
"hey Chuck - how are ya? Good, good... listen, man, Chuckster, I was thinking; you do a lot of kicking and things and people know you do a lot of kicking: you should totally advertise pants or something... we can call them ACTION PANTS!..."
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# chuck norris doesn't have a chin
he just has another fist underneath his beard
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Morning all :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Silly Death!
You could get a £500 fine or a criminal record!

Woo and 'ningles.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Or squished.
Ning RG. Are you really looking to embark on a week of WAWYPB? Fraught with peril IMHO.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# It's all been thrashed out and the idea is looking a lot safer now.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ah yes 'cos everyone always sticks tight to the rules on image compos ;)
Clicked it out of solidarity, and a will to live a bit dangerously, but don't come running to me if it all goes the way of the pear!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# it looks very nice.
but what is it? the reaper?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Me in my lucky blue coat :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# pffft!
one of my all-time fave punchlines
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# It should be used in the Houses of Commons more often
Then I'd care about voting :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# the house of lords have done this one to death
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Oi! Death!
Don't you point your bloody scythe at me!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# If he thinks he can stop trains with that scythe, he has another thing coming


Morning Jeccles
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Well lets be honest
it only takes some leaves nowadays.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# So I take it you've been traveling by train in the Netherlands then
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# nope
is it awesome? It's gotta be better than the 1940's service in south wales.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Awesome is not the word I'd use for it
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# don't fear.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *fears*
Oh, DON'T fear... sorry
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# clean up your puddle.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Shirley Bindun?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
Woo though & 'ning!

:)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I believe it's bundun though, but what hasn't these days.


EDIT: I've just come up with the most spanktacular challange idea...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# He's telling the truth
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# And for everyone
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# bastard!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Oh God I can't believe I fell for that.
twastard.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I like the idea
but would it not descend into bandwagonning?

and ning!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# We can certainly hope so
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Yes and No
If it did it would be very short and sharp, plus the request would be open to interpretation and wouldn't share any common images.

'ningles.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# knowing b3tards i know this will quickly turn into:
"please shop drunken midgets having oral sex while drinking piss on a horse sitting on top of a building that looks like a giant barbie doll."

i got requests before that resulted in this:


i think all the compo entries will look like that one
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Yup
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# ...and the problem is?
:)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# this will be funny the first two days
after that, you will not log in for 5.

/although every compo is like this blog
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# pfft - too true
I wasn't being entirely serious! This idea could be great but I agree that there's the potential for it to turn into a tedious shite-fest too.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# i remember that thread.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# and this?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# yep :)
edit: I just found you asked for this in that thread:

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1217157208/crocfull.jpg

crocodile with tits
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# haha lovely :D
you should post more my friend
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# probably. given that in the past i have topped the stats board without starting a thread
i lack hummums.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Neato!

But I bet the requests/replies rush and the links to and from them will descent into anarchy
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Maybe.
I would say gaz people the request but then people like HT and JJ would get extremely pissed off.

EDIT: One sec Idea.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Ningles, good Sirrah.
How's triques?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
#
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# Hopefully the ammendment will stop that.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# i don't understand it now
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# better?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# it has not escaped my attention
that over the last couple of weeks a number of challenges have been suggested that call for a greater level of collaboration between /boarders. i'm attributing this upsurge in mutual respect and collaborative thinking to the obama effect, it would appear that him becoming president of the united states is already having a far reaching effect on the rest of the world.

none of this would have happened if the stupid bastards had voted for mccain and palin !!!!!

what am i, your photoshopping whore?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Yes
Yes you are.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Ha, I think you might be on to something
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# i like the idea as a one day game not a weeks challenge

some people will get flooded with requests and will be annoyed.

and I tend to think that maiof is right about stupidish requests.

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Yes that's why I said no gazzing.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# still wouldn't stop everyone posting in the thread.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Maybe the contestants need to ask for a challenge first
as not to flood people's inboxes unwantedly

- [c] Thread: 'tell me what to shop please'
- - reply: sexy nuns
- - reply: sexy buns

The contestant then updates his thread with the requested image(s), or replies to the replies with the requested images.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Good idea....
..Duely ammended. Except the request in an existing thread.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I meant that the contestant should start a new thread with a request, and possible compo it too

but only if it's an official compo
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah but then that'd make people rush they shop rather than take their time
in fear that the post would disappear off the board.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# yeah that's a good idea,
get together a group of willing participants and have it as a game for a bit, rather than a weekly challenge.

I'd be up for it. and maybe have a limit of the number of pictures requested/delivered upon.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Yeah it's looking better
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Ooh, this!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# All changed.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# even the bloody challenge is now being decided by committee
it's anarchy i tells ya
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# haha you big silly
i had a wookie burger and the weekend, it was ok but a bit chewy
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# ~SPANG~
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# SPANG.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
I'm keeping this one.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# There's a certain hairy resemblance there as well!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# caveman
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Wookey Tiem! :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Haha yeah!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# wookiee
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# 11th Nov - Untitled
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# cor!
and i think you'll find that's got a title now
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# Epic
ly beautiful.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:02, archived)
# beautiful.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Ah the Invisible Mackerel of Notbeingseenness!
woo!

EDIT: how rude of me. 'ningles teh b3ta.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# 'ningles.
:)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# morningles
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Gaaah!
The crazy frog!!!

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# ningningningning-ning ning ning a-ning ning beep
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Nice!
*walks towards light*
:)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:45, archived)
# that is freakin' amazing!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:45, archived)
# that's lully
woo
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Is there a wallpaper size?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# wow
I really really like that. Have you got a wallpaper sized version?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Morgen
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:21, archived)
# hahahah, best attention-getter ever
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:02, archived)
# SCREAM BLACULA SCREAM.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:09, archived)
# That's just made me want to watch Foxy Brown.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:24, archived)
# and wear maternity pantyhose.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:38, archived)
# HEY THERE'S BEEN A THREAD DELETION CALL THE POLICE.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:24, archived)
# CALL THE FUCK POLICE.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)
# are you sure?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:08, archived)
# It was not a tread, it was a shight image and everyone seemed to be asleep.

* I am sorry though
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:48, archived)
# oh i'm just being goofy.
i was going to reply with a seamier pic for fun.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# you do realise that since you deleted stuff I shall have to rape you
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Woo....

* Is it not a little early though?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:58, archived)
# what for me to rape you? no no not at all, somewhat late as far as I am concerned, now get your arse over here.
are you going to lube or take it like a man?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:59, archived)
# I love it when you talk dirty...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:02, archived)
# nobody else does. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
*runs away to crying corner*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
# that's not the crying corner
that's the getting pissed on corner
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:15, archived)
# *bokes a bit*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oooh, I'm so mad I feel like I could explode!!!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Guten Morgen!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Fuck your fucking auto-thumbnail

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
# hahahaha. this is a good picture.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:09, archived)
# I am grateful for your aproval
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:22, archived)
# angry man is angry
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:18, archived)
# He is a midget
and someone is peeing on his head.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:26, archived)
# pee on his head man is getting pee on his head
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:30, archived)
# also, can I just say, just the cock alone in this picture:
good snarns.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:30, archived)
# He has an uncut penis.
Thank you.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Boy's got a UTI.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:21, archived)
# that piss is rather dark
he should drink more water.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:41, archived)
# HEY I MADE THAT VIDEO YOU PISSBITER.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:09, archived)
# 20 Question
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)
# It became a running joke in our family when I was younger
that every time it was my go I would always pick a peacock, without fail.
I was telling someone this just the other day. I also like red pandas.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# in my wife's family
the running joke is that when playing 20 questions, you must always choose Mark Morrison.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
# generally i dislike jokes but you do have a very nice comic series here.
great job.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# dislike jokes ??
fuck you then.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# These are funny comics
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
# going through the archives now
i like this comic muchly :-)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# history of love rules!
great characters.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# FUCKING FOUREYED NERD.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
# my scanner works again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Ummm?
Profile for doctor dyslexia:
Profile Info:
"please stop filling the baords full of pointless shit"

www.b3ta.com/board/7411237


Practice what thy preach my old son...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# nothing wrong with these; it's not filling the board, filling the board would be each of these in a new thread.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# what are you saying? should i be typing with my shift key held down?
or is it the pointless shit thing? because i never said that, thats what a dumb idiot mod said to me when i got stepped once, i thought it was a funny quote so i kept it.

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I like the doc's pics
they're one of the reasons I post here at night.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# thaaaankks!!!! ; -)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY PICS YOU FICKLE COPROLITE.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)
# I AM ALSO LEAPING IN ON THE SIDE OF DOCTOR DYSLEXIA.
WHAT
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# you guys are so sweeet.
awwww...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Profile for Ril3y:
Profile Info:

none
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# What can I say...
I'm fairly dull...

Apologies to Doctor Dyslexia...

I am, in retrospect, just being a grouchy cunt cos I'm stuck at work and tired.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:01, archived)
# thats okay, no body here hates you ril3y, we still love you man.
my pictures are boring anyways and i assure you i am a total cunt just as much as you any day of the week.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:07, archived)
# i still look forward to our gumby/morph epic climactic clash.
get some fucking clay.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:32, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck
i will i will.

i need to make something for the art contest in sandy this week anyways.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:09, archived)
# I love these
LOVE THEM.

I still intend to somehow get one of your pictures in my apartment one day. I am very lazy though.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:08, archived)
# i am lazy too. if you just give me your adress maybe i'll send you a couple pictures for free because i get very lonely and bored.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:10, archived)
# That would be awesome
I'll gaz you. I actually have yet to register my new address but once I do I will send the info along.

I'll also look for something cool to send back.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
# YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIVE ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE A GHOST OR SOME SHIT.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
# CHRISTMAS WITH DICKS.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:12, archived)
# im pretty
entertained by those
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# heheheh whateva i do wha i waaaaaaant!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# this is the most original stuff on the board...
...i love everything you do.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Wow I really like those.
Especially the one on the right.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)
# It's the stripey stockings and cleavage :)
Well that and the body and shadow are more easily discernable.

Nice one, KK
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# I'd say 'would' but he/she/it looks traumatised enough.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# She's just being coy :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I know, I'll offer her a lollipop.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# good enough for me to unlurk
*click*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# fantastic
love the sox:D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Can't help but think
these would look really good as canvas prints...

a lot better than the tat you see marketed in shopping centres across the land.

a definite click.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Please don't take this the wrong way as it's only intended as praise but,
I can't help but think this is what you've always been aiming for. I don't profess to 'know you' but the tone, atmosphere and artistic feel of these pictures seem to encompass what you (or at least my opinion of you) are about. Another huge leap forward in the evolution of Killerkitti, I feel.

Edit: COR TITS.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Niiiicely!
Gotta agree with the Minister above - it's like evolution is sped up in your case! :D

Great drawerage chick - have a gazillion clickies.

...and Sad Shadow Is Sad: ;)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Oh wow I forgot all about you!
You were posting loads when I first signed up.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# once you go down that path
you can never return.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I SEE A SEA SNAXE.
SEA SNAXE R XTRA DEDLY.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Wonderful stuff,
would love to see the original source to these
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)
# i'll sell them to you.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# superb
these are very nice indeed. woo to you.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Wow! Awesome work.
Deserves a huge woo with a cherry on the top.
Woo!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hey kitti
damn sexy you :P
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *panders to the female b3tan wearing small amounts of clothes*
reminds me of mofaha. in fact, it's exactly like mofaha.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# And is that a bad thing?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Contrast must be set wrongy on my monitoor
LOOOOOL

Nice photography
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Oooooh
birdy.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Oooooh
birdy.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# oooh
birdy! :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Good morning Mr Magpie.
How's your wife and children?

*salutes*

Phew
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:15, archived)
# you spelt 'Oooooh birdy' wrong
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# It's what you have to say if you see a lone magpie to stave off the sorrow.
Edit: Ooh birdy!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:20, archived)
# Hehe
and you're supposed to salute.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# bird
cool
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# SNOWBERD.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooh
birdy
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Hello Microwave.
Nice head.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# You should make all these into an animated cartoon thingamy.
TJ: Anyone know who did those awesome Star World Wars I pics? The damaged ATAT and whatnot? My Star Wars freak friend is back from hols and missed out on them!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ckick did a couple like that I think
so did barbarosa.

c_kicks are here:
www.totalleh.com/
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Thanks
Shouldn't you be at work?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# me work? I only finished uni on friday....
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:55, archived)
# THEN GET A JOB, YOU BUM!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# NEVER!!!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# '__'
"__"
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 5:45, archived)
# NEST OF PARASITES.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 6:20, archived)
# Could be done better, but not by me
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# probably more because it would snap off and disintegrate X-D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Mesmerising!
:)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# wow...
...a real magician!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I like the fact you've tagged a tagged image.
I like the content, style and delivery of the image also.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Yeah
I tag all my comments too :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Have a Peroast


It was shit then and remains so but it was my first animated Gif
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# All she asked was
"can it be milked?"
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Ellie's back... if anyone cares

Click for bigger (152KB)

Hey, I'm back... how long's it been? Gah, I dunno! Anyway, sorry for the shitty image; I'm a bit rusty, and only just started using GIMP. Yup, thats me dancing... Original image here if you wanna mess around with it.

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Your white t-shirt
isn't very flattering you know.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Teehee
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Kick out the jams !
Who could mess with that . . .
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I think...
The crowd in the original look scarier.....
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Yeah
Especially that guy to the far left
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Oh hells yesh!!!!!!
I would only feel safe with my Katana and my army of swedish female ninjas.....
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Well
Thats the goth scene of Northern Ireland for ya! Send me some of those female Swedish ninjas please!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Theres one at bottom of my profile....
Have to hit bed tho` M`Dear my son gets up in 5 hours......
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Ray Meerskat
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Yay for MEERKITTENZ!!!!!!!!
Damn this reminds me of Ray Ceasar
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# crikey!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# haha.........great stuff
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I <3 the ~2350x Mears source pic
Also: Nighty night b3ta
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Gotta watch whatcha wish for there Ray . . .
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# this idea seamed better in my head
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!!!!!
Nice choice of depth of field sir!!!!!!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Can you tell
Im a leg man????????

Click for bigger (222KB)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# A case of insectinside gone wild !
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Eylo.....
She`s actually pretty popular amongst the "Dance" crowd......
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Bloody hell, they must be related..
Don't offer to to take it shopping for shoes!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Hollllllyyyyy Sheeeiiiiitttt!!!!!!!!
Very WellDun!!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'll bet her knickers
fit like a glove.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# fucking filthy spiders and their kinky boots!
just keep her away from private cooper
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Oh HAI Smash!!!!!
Did have Kinkier boots with me but they didnt fit her
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# did you try cutting her toes off?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Nahhhhhhhh
It were the Ankles, bad enough getting talc all over the studio to slide the Dress on...... Owner might have got annoyed with blood as well
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# fuck the owner
she can shag him, then eat him.
bingo! free studio!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Bugger!!!!!!
Wish i had thought of that when I did the shoot a year back.....wouldve saved a good bit.....
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# well, you know what to do next time
it could be very useful. take her to dinner, she can eat the restaurant staff. score! free meal!
take her to the pub, she can eat the bar staff. score! free booze!
the possibilities are endless!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I am giving severe Lovage and Marshmallows.....
to thine way of thinking M`Dear
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# welcome to the dark side ;)
i'm off to bed. g'night!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Okayz......
Have nice sleepy-byes M`Dearest!!!!! :X
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# lo smash
would stay and chat, but i'm pooped and need sleep.

night night
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# i'm off myself soon, the hangover is getting to me.
g'night!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# watch out guys-she'll eat us after
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# or
during
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Wahey
Thats the plan for when i get round to doing the definitive version
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Would
Does she have a vagoo between them all?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Woah!!!!!!!!!
I`m surprised it took this long for THAT comment to come out...... heres the same girlie in more normal attire..... AnG3lu5.deviantart.com/art/mirror-mirror-49911496
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# This reminds me of a joke, (one you probably all know but i'll tell it anyway)
Whats got eight legs and scares women?

Gang rape.


(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:42, archived)

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