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# Rock around the croc
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# RAAAAD
To the MAAAAX
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Arf!
If only Mr Horrible was here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Crocadile Rock
La, la la la la laaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i remember when i was young
me and... suzy (?) had so much fun
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# U S A
this is what america means to me
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hogan represents everything that is GREAT about America.
Now. Let's get Thunderlips to fight chuck norris and eric roberts in a best of three falls loser leaves town for ever match. Refereed by Clyde the Chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# like this?
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

old link is old
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha,
that's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIIIDE..
woo
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# HAHA (actual LOL)
I was tiredly stretching with my mouth in a M/ B shape, and when i saw this, i went PHHHPHPHPHPHPHPHHHHT all over my screen.

Epic Pfft.

Hulkster is teh rulez
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Rockin' or Sexin' that Croc?
Put it down Mr Hulk you don't know where it has been, nor does the croc know where you have been...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# alright fella
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Aren't you a little tired of that same joke? Because I am!
welcome to *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# maybe a little
i've had a couple of years off it though

no offense meant geezer
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# this fits exactly to the Arch Enemy song
that stuck in my head right now.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# vultures
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Don't seem to have that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# soup herbs and pudding
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Last one from me.


And with that I bid you all adieu. Be well, people.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *stops*
*big hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *replaces Grunty*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Wotcha Mr. the Hat!
People were mourning your absence recently
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'll try to be about a bit more bit it's not easy at the mo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hello Dave The Hat
nice to see you here.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hello!
C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Lovely :)
byebye *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i preferred king rollo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You were here?
Typical, I've got my window on teeny-tiny to hide the epic fail down there.

*hug* sorry I didn't see you :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# this
but mostly because I was away
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# :( but :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Awwww
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# That's a WOO
and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ebourt Reynolds


because the bandit rocks and eboue's a cock
(Yo!Mcnutty, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Burt doesn't even know the rules of football
and he's better than Eboue
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I like this
mostly because it pushes that seemy pile of shit fail below off the bottom of my screen
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Thats a 10-4 rubber ducky!
By which I mean "I agree"

Smokey and the Bandit speak FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# thats a 10-39 on your message
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *Looks up what a 10-39 is"
that's disgusting, we'll never find a badger willing to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# 10-44 I used this
www.layover.com/infocenter/10_codes.htm

since my knowledge of trucking codes isn't very good
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I used to know all of those when I used to use the CB
* Back in the days before mobile phones and MSN.. My Handle was "Golden Wellies"

10-10
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahah!
get in there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# 10-67
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# 10-34
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# 12:37 over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i was waiting for that.
anyway beddie byes for me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# 10-11
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# 12-13
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ooh ooh someone do smokey and eboue
*tire screeches away*

that's a 10-81 for burt and 15 hookers
(Yo!Mcnutty, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha - Right turn Clyde

We haven't had a 10-70 here for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha soccerball
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# sorry to thread jack
but below was a veal conversation and I just need to point out that veal crates are illegal in the EU now so eating veal is basically the same as eating lamb if it is EU produced (n.b. the flavour is different)
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Whatever
As long as it involves upsetting hippies then its fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I read that as hippos
and felt myself agreeing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I knew they were illegal in the UK but I didn't know they were illegal on the mainland too.
Hoorj! That doesn't stop retailers importing crated veal from elsewhere, though, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# veal and lamb come from different animals though.
in my opinion, that makes them different.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# perhaps
but you can't deny the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Veal tastes great
If slaughterhouses had glass walls we would all be vegetarians.

Unless you didn't live near a slaughterhouse.

Or didn't care about animal welfare.

I'm rambling. Is it lunchtime yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I have seen animals slaughtered,
and it has never bothered me in the slightest.

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# what about vegetables?
their living conditions are dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Ha
y'loon
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# It was proved recently that plants DO display stress and trauma
when chopped etc...so that kind of fucks this whole bizarre 'don't want them to suffer' thing.
Unnecessary suffering=why?!
Every existing creature=has to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# pfft
I'd love to see a moral vegetarian's reaction to the stress incurred by plants. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Anaesthetising a marrow, and then trying to swallow it whole?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Even if plants could suffer as much as animals,
we still need to eat them to survive. We don't need to eat much if any meat, so minimising meat in the diet still reduces unnecessary suffering.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# We need to eat both to be healthy
Luckily the healthiest balance is more veg/fruit and less meat, but that's what I aim for anyway. Eating all meat or all veg is just not what we're designed for
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I beg to differ.
I've been vegan for five years and haven't had any health problems stemming from it. I've had my blood checked to make sure I've still got all the normal levels of everything.

I bet the Inuit (or whoever it is that eats only raw meat) would beg to differ as well. Human bodies are very adaptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yeah, I edited the 'ill' thing off because it causes such controversy
What I really meant was 'in my experience and therefore opinion it leads to health problems' but I realised that I really, really don't want to get into a debate and need to get off the board anyway.

Your diet is your own business anyway, I currently eat way too many meals out due to a generally lazy lifestyle, that's pretty bad for me but I'd object to anyone other than my doctor telling me to change
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I aim for 'minimise suffering to the fullest extent that your circumstances and sanity permit'.
People in developing countries can't very well go vege, because they don't have access to as big a range of foods as we do. People in semi-deserts can't either, because there is no fucking vegetation where they live. And I did eat fish last time I went to France, because they just plain don't understand the concept of veganism.

I also take prescription meds which have a gelatine coating - I need the meds, and there isn't a non-gelatine-coated version available.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Very similar to me
except I've decided on the other side of the divide due to other considerations.

Anyway, I'm off now but I've just realised why your name is purple, I really like your demon pics. Pretty sure I've told you that before but it can't hurt to be reminded ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :D Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Its OK to kill something
if it doesn't have eyes, seems to be veggie logic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# + more generic hand-wringing and worrying about things that are bourne out of the affluence of modern society
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# What about cave fish and golden moles?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Not true
My mum raises her own lambs and chickens, best meat I eat
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# do they taste better higher up?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Oh yes
Something to do with oxygen quality I'm led to understand.

It's a bit gruesome when they occasionally fall though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# :)
I like the idea of raising animals. It would confuse them at first, but they'd get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# One of my early 'Woo's
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# haha :D
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# If slaughterhouses had glass walls
None of their employees would go to the khazi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# or WOULD they?
"Slaughtermen in live scat show shocker"
Stop this filth now...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# You mean
Skid row for animal skid row?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# so people are now telling you what you can and can't eat?
for what reason?

they can get fucked.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# It all depends on the colour of the veal
If it is white veal then it has been raised in a confined environment and over fed, however if it is pink veal then it has been raised in a pasture and fed normally.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I don't like meat, but I eat it out of principle

because animals are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Office LOL right here
right now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Twilight Star makes drunken mistake!
[Mod edit: NSFW]
(B3taByter Meh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# NSFW - fuck off


get off my screen

ohh, and welcome to b3ta
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I didn't know how to make it NSFW, I thought the mods did it.
Soz
[Mod edit: they do, eventually, but they'd prefer it if they didn't have to. Learn how to do links and save us the hassle.]
(B3taByter Meh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# the key to making it NSFW is to not put tits in it
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# haha double negative lulz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ^ This. Unless they are on Squirrels!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# click the edit button and edit out what's in the message and put
Warning NSFW nipple slip:

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/71209/1228824327/uglynips.JPG

in it's place
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# you link it...which means take the image tags off it <img src=" "/>
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# fuck off and read the faqs
yer eejit
/and don't say 'soz'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Oh dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# wheel of fail..
i don't know why this makes me laugh haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Listen, cock end.
Some of us have jobs, yes? If we're seen with shit like this on our monitors, it won't go down well.

So even if you have no job of your own, don't disregard the fact that most of us do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I never understand how people get away with being on b3ta at work...
If you look at the dancing man in pants/cowboy hat below .gif, I think I would be more gutted if my boss saw me looking at that than a nipple.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i tend to agree, but im at home so i don't care.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# no-one can see my screen anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# my boss sends porn around he office email, anyway
Its pretty relaxed here, so b3ta is accepted
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# My mistake, guys
I forgot it was only me that had bosses who thought having tits on screen was unprofessional.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# well,
not like most of us, you have tits on you. and you can't NSFW them.. so.. :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ohh no, i wasnt disagreeing
I agree NSFW shouldn't be on the board, was just being a little smug that I am allowed to look at it :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# BACK TO WORK
YAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
/Barbossa

Hey, how scarycool would it be to work for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# the b3tan or the pirate?
Both? Very.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Work colleagues can have a sense of humour that would negate embarrassment of dancing / hats.
It just means you're pissing about on a skive (which everyone does), even if you don't think it's funnny.

Not everyone looks at borderline pornographic material at work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hey
fuck off and get some work done. No wonder the country is going to the dogs.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Well done
you are going to get so many replies
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# far far far more than if someone had put a good old effort in
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# isn't that sad
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I don't think it's that sad:
A threadwaste fail removes all the pressure: any b3tan can reply with anything, and it will look good :-) Clevar fail images, or just stupid ones. Random conversations. Why not? The thread's a write-off anyway! It's the perfect ice-breaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I don't understand why this happens
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# b3ta is focused on negativity
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
b3ta The UK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# whinging and moaning, whinging bloody poms we call ya!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvuNDYjoyRU
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# MOD EDIT:
failed to jump on the "isnt it shit being british" bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
Christ
/Do you ever go outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# cheer up
maybe you'll meet someone nice one day... although this is unlikely on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I know plenty of perfectly lovely people thanks.
I also come into contact with quite a few tossers on a daily basis.
I guess I'm just lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# sorry just trying to keep it light hearted
*whistles
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Where is the fluff?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I'll focus on your negativity in a minute if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Haha
NSFW him in the NSFW Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# posting nipples on b3ta is considered naughty.
it looks like porn so if you want to show it, censor it with a link to the full thing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Threadfail-disapproving demon disapproves of threadfail.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahah
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Our survey said:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# what the fuck is this shit
b3ta is not really 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# graduated?
grats.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# not graduated, but had the viva on friday, so the mark is confirmed.
just need to publish my thesis, to complete all the formularities.

cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ah great, im just starting to figure out what and where.
people are throwing money (albeit not much) at me :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# yeh it's odd... i dont know what's best really
had two letters offering 500 euros to publish it... but i'm not sure what the going rate is. I'll think about it when i get back in jan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# there was a whole lot of bums and bumming on here yesterday as well!
I did a double take as to where I was at one point!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha yeah right
you just wanted to look at it twice :p
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# standards are slipping.
I know who I blame.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Boris Johnson
Must be.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# PRICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Twat off...
...mong-features. Or "Edit" it NOW! Get that pic into a link you raging spacktard.

Thank christ for AdBlock.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# FFS, edit it. Go. Do it. Shoo. Bad noob.
Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hello new person
Don't post nips, post kittens.

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Link it, you cock
/edit: thank you mod


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Lilo & Stitch =
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Proper LOL! :D
And a good kids movie too!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# you were stoned out of your tits when you thought this up

/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahahahah!!!
ta rass
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# your loco lilo
what does ohana mean?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
#
(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# THC - i sit & lol?
Good, good, but what does THC mean? Is it some internet thing?

I still dont know what aicmfp means.

IDUTMOTAFGS
(i dont understand the meaning of this abbreviation for gods sake)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Tetrahydrocannabinol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *high fives
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *chemistry fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *puff* *puff* *gives*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ah, that'll be tonight.
Heroes catch-up night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# >.<

Hiro is ace this season
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# YATA!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# THC is the active ingredient of Marijuana I believe.
And AICMFP means and I claim my five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# They are magical mantras
designed to have a certain impact on the psyche!

lmgtfy..
tinyurl.com/5gvw6t
(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# tetra hydro cannabinol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# aicmfp = 'And I Claim My Five Pounds'
no idea what THC is though...
Edit: I'm a bit bloody slow, aren't I. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# BAH WEEP GRAHNAH WEEP NINIBONG?
TV. We talk TV. You talk some TV?
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Tsk - you crazy druggies, you lot
I feel such a square not knowing that now.

Ta for filling me in anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Cook and curry
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# This must be the kind of adult imagery
Disney didn't want you to see :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Afro Disco Cat!

Based on an idea by Redsushi: www.b3ta.com/board/8374120

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# this is AMAZING!
Can we have desktop size?
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# remake the whole thing again
only bigger and desktop size...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I could upload the fullsize photo
but it wouldn't look very nice because the real-life one is only 2.5" by 3.5", and blowing it up magnifies all the specks of dust and shit you wouldn't normally see.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# You probably should have washed your hands after going to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# ^ Pfffttt... this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Best way would be to Auto-Trace in Illustrator
or Trace in Corel or Flash but then it wouldn't look like a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Fookin hell!
I forgot about him.

How did you find that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Saved it to my I like this! collection when you first made it. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Awwww!
Well how lovely :) Liking it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Simply WOW!
rhetro-loveliness get's my *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# what does disco cat think of disco duck?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Stoopid Kebab!
There is no Disco Duck!

There are other characters though, that I have to find again.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# i was refering to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# It's all about Jive Bunny!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvG6LyPukdU
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# no speakers :(
couldn't even hear disco duck :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# He's not a fan.
Also, Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D
disco dalek!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hoorj!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You may be pleased to learn
that my friends have nearly finished building a lifesize Dalek with a difference. This difference is a concealed button marked "party mode" it basically does what your lovely animation shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I like this
if for no other reason than the glue and effort. XxX
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# That's bloody marvellous.
Can anyone help me with this illness thing? I feel a bit duff, and my ears keep popping. What does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You might be falling from a high altitude?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Of course! Why didn't I think of that before!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Occam's Razor, innit.
The simplest solution is usually correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I once shaved with Occam's Razor
and now I have a beard......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Prolly AIDS or summint.
Or it could just be a cold :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Glue ear.
Don't blow your nose too hard or that'll force more mucus up your eustachian tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Ooooh, right.
Thanks for that, Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You have rice crispies in your ears
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# man flu,
go immediately to bed and get drunk
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Physical impossibility
all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# probably just insects nesting in there
they will die when they have laid all their eggyweggs
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# EARBABIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Calling them eggyweggs makes them sound fluffier somehow
and not at all like ravenous parasites about to eat your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ear aids


try chewing gum to help your ears pop..saliva helps clear the trapped air
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I've been swallowing lots. I'll get some gum tonight.
Thanks for all the info, clever internet people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# that was going to be my first diagnosis

but it sounds like Ear Aids to me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah, I think you are right.
Although confusingly similar, there are subtle differences.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Granted.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Been diving?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Not bloody likely
I have problems submerging myself. I float.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# They have weightbelts for that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Alright, clever clogs
I'm also not the ideal shape to be seen in a wet/dry suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Neither am I
but I do it anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# :D according to the Welsh part of my family
who are all *waves arms about and hums*, all the women in my family are.

Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Heehee!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
aces :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# That's so cute I can't stand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It will have been, but I'm 'avin a go...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Congrats on the NUTS entry sir!
:D 'Guitar Heron' BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Ooh ta!
Must pop to t'newsagents later then.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I keep meaning to ask: did you put a © (C) Copyright 2008 Barbarossa on it?
I think there are certain copyright rights that you forfeit, if you publish it without a © mark.

("Copyright" actually being a collection of various different rights).
I'm no expert, but perhaps I'll wander over to Wikipedia and see whether they explain it better...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# No, sometimes I tag it with a watermark to say that I made it...
Calling it a copywright is a bit iffy, considering I've used elements from other pics found on google image search that may or may not be copyrighted themselves...

(It's a bit of a grey area, best thing is to try not to make a fuss about it and hope no-one else does)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha FFS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# AADRIANNNNNN
baaa
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# That was Rocky
innit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# i nose init
ba ba ba barbaranne
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ^this^
innit
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# baaaa
it also makes me think of haredis with their whiskers
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# C'est magnifique!
On the subject of lamb...

Why is it that most people (who eat meat) are quite fine with the idea of eating sheep that are less than 12 months old i.e. lamb, but at the same time are morally opposed to eating cows that are less than 12 months old i.e. veal?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Most people think like that?

I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Sorry
I forgot that the majority of the british population is made up of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# No. And no.

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# it's not the age that counts it's the way they're treated
Lambs spend their lives gambolling on fields in the sunshine.

Veal-calves spend their lives locked in a crate unable to move.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ^ this
I'm also quite confused, though, as to why we don't eat mutton in the UK. It's bloody gorgeous, and we don't get to eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# opposed?

they're fucking animals..get over it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# This suddenly has that Green Jellÿ tune playing inside my head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# haha!
b3ta is not safe
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# oh yeahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# top notch
as always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# D.O..double G..izzle
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# WELLHARD?
init
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# from eastenders?
or somethinmg like that innit?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# did they kill him off?
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# init
coz u iz wel cule.
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# sigh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
#
turn that frown upside down
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
#
and ram it up yourself
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
#
was there really a need for that?
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# He's dead now innit
Bianca mullered him, like innit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# that ginger ditch pig!
*anger grows*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I like this phrase :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# bloody awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# oh yeahhh!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# whuddup daaawg
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely! :D

He'll certainly attract his bee-atches now!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I APPROVE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ...
Yeeeeah Heeeeeeere Boi!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll do some rips in other places during my 'me' time
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# yes she is! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Is she still shaggable?
Yeah, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# google her 2009 calendar
*nips!*
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# If I was that way inclined, I definitely would.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Very nice rips
although I think the shadow on the top rip is a little deep but that's being nitpicky and this is most woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *disputes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# panhtrion
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# :P

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# baggy, and a bit loose at the seams
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Thats what SHE said.
When she saw my shoddy seamhorse picture on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I Luz Orzes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I considered celebrating the mouse's birthday by not using one all day
in order to show myself how easy the mouse makes my life.

As that would have required effort, however, I gave up on the idea within seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# harmless
everyone knows larger scorpions are less lethal

this one must be a kind loving fellow
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# he's rather splendid!
but I don't want to get too close to him...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Kill it
With kill power!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ROAR!!!!!! STING.
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Awww, cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Watch out Cricket Bat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha!!!
this is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# fixed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# haha!
quick, put a drop off whisky on its back and watch the ensuing hilarity!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# At the request of Smash Monkey:


C F B
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# It's not it's clingfilm
I suppose it's to preserve the images ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Fucking LOVES architecture, does Vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# this
+ rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It's not
It's cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# it hides the seams


/joking :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# +en
-s
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# = seamen
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# damn those nautical sailor types
coming over here, spoiling our cityscapes...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# and -a
if you want to spell it right :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hehe I like that this takes spelling pedantry
to a whole new level :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I'm actually getting sick of the pedants on here
+s
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# True it can't be annoying when it's very petty
and they are only doing it to be a twat rather than as some humourous side note.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha indeed
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ^ Ha ha this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You can't take the piss out of me today.
It's my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *gives dumps on the arm*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Plastic wrap filter
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# A story!

Give us a story! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# once upon a time....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Go on...

howdo freebs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Have you ever considered a daytime one? With happy sunbeams?
Not that these aren't triffic, of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of my favourite t-shirt: "Cheer up, hippy - tanks are cool!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :D
Mate of mine had a bright yellow "Cheer Up Goth" one. It was splendid :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ning board! have been away for a while, but now i have returned! how are we all?
I did a thing:
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# How lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# personally i'd need the paper bag to do that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ^ This post may contain traces of lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# well yeah, the paper bag would have to have to holes in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# But would you be able to breathe in that paper bag?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# He looks pleased with himself
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Well
He has just become the president of the US of A.
(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I thought he had done a poo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# How odd





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahah
These are all splendid ;)
(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Is the last one Alistar Darling?
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Dutch fascist fucktard politician bloke
images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=geert+wilders&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Isn't he dead yet?
(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# The Condoleezza Rice one is soupherb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# ^ all that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ^agreed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ^that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ha yay!
It's hard mixing smooth baby faces with old wrinkly faces.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# i like the condi.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The Condi one is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Alpacamac?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# haha
for the alpacca than need to be waterproof but his human hands are disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# <s>Myopic</s> Hypermetropic Kitteh

iz putting you off your pedantry...

fixed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# blinky blink
blink blink
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# So what are you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Judging by the username,
I would say Princess Pains new account.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Oh shit
It's going to be xXx all over again xXx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *hides*
Wake me up when the grown ups have won and I can come out again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Wake up! WE'VE WON

I killed everyone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# FUCKYEAH
You're the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# i'm just a humble b3tan
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# drop the xXx it's gay

and I don't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hello toxic penis
(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hi do we know you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# aren't all penoids toxic?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Xx ooh for fuck sake not another account xX
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# won't the eyes appear smaller for near sightedness?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# aw no bites?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Looked it up, agreed with you, tried to think of a way to argue anyway, failed.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# he's clearly accidently put on his hypermetropic wife's glasses
because he couldn't see his own when he woke up this morning.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Meh...
Watch out or I'll tell The Daily Mail you're a pedant
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *heroic stance*
I fear not The Daily Mail.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Grandma of Cats :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Wotcher 'sush!
What gives with the ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Dunno.
Gonna find out on Thursday hopefully what is causing it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *keeps it all crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Cheers dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# awww why so sad, love?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Lovely!
Although he's hypermetropic (his eyes would get smaller if he was myopic).

/pedantic optician
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# but then why would he be so close, the joke doesn't work anymore
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# however
they might not be his glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# im beating you to this up there :P
www.b3ta.com/board/9007983
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I type very slowly.

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# well done on killing a joke.
the world need more people like you..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Right. Bear with me on this one.
He could be wearing a telescopic lens system. A very high negative powered contact lens combined with those high powered spectacle lenses at a certain separation would help him see the meeces from a long way away.

Although they'd look huge and scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# he'll be able to see the meeces now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *tickles*
he lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Today is my b3taday
So have a spider, plus an anagram on my username.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# heehee happyb3taday boris.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# And if you'd only donated you'd have had a shiny candle with cheerful (not!) candle facts to click
Ah well, happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I know
I keep meaning to.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Icons ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# donate you tight git!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Forgetful, not tight...
Also busy. For lunch. :) Laters all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# here's a reminder then
make a paypal account..stick a tenner in it

donate £2

tight cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hurrah!
Now buy yourself a candle!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ....


WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# haha
yahizzle, microshizzle, b3dazzle,
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# is it just for black women?
is there one for men called blackfella?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# WTF indeed

That's one of the strangest things I've seen all..day.

What's next? I want a woggle.com!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I believe there is a Jewgle.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Sheepmonkey


Click for bigger (206KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# :D
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahah
Is it sad? Is it drunk? Who knows :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# It's sad cause it's living between two cultures ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Let it pull the wipers off your car.
That'll cheer it up :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Goodbye old friend, thanks for all the joy you gave...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Aw...
Sad, sad news...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# ^ What she said
;(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Bagpuss died?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# no, bagpuss' dad, Oliver
bagpuss' dad Oliver

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oh. I guess that is bad too.
I have a Bagpuss hot water bottle. He brought me up as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# yes this
RIP Oliver Postgate


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
#
gahh! That took me ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# lovely
i'm getting frustrated waiting for my virus scan to finish so i can fire up shop, i want to add a tribute
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ;)
xkcd.com/272/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Bagpuss was incredibly cool.
He was a bit like your slightly tubby but also really quite big mate that always gets the piss taken out of him down the pub but you know could have you any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i suppose this is a bit like what will happen here when norm hetherington karks it.
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# WTF!
Mr Squiggle!

What in gods name is that about!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# and he is crap at drawing CDC's!
Looks like he is having a lot of problems drawing the pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# mr squiggle was all the awesome
i liked blackboard

oh hurry up!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# HERESY!!! FUCKING BURN THE NON SQUIGGLE SUPPORTER!!
consider the link replaced by a horseroll
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Goodbye Mr.Clangers
You made me the manthing I am today.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
#
Edit: Bless 'em - they're consoling each other, the noses always point down when they are sad...


Edit Edit: Well, that showed me. Can't even edit my own bloody posts.
Best not be here today, methinks, it' all too sad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Oh no!
Once again, I get the news from the B3ta.

:O(

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I gave a dog a haircut. I think he looks very smart...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

EDIT: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Strangely, it looks a bit like
Nick Owen from old GMTV and other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It's quite a conservative haircut.
Do you think a Beatle cut would suit a dog more?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# No.
But it'd be splendid on a beetle.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I think he still presents "Midlands Today"
Shittest of all the local news.


Mornin', board!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# How DARE you!
Id rather watch midlands today than the shitty virtual reality national news, with newsreaders with all the personality of cabbage.
Besides, nick owen and suzanne virdee have a des & mel, jonny & denise rapport.

And Suzanne Virdee is well fit innit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ha just needs a pringles classic golf jumper
and a blue Ford mondeo,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Sweet Jeezuz!
The Terry Thomas of dogs! Have a WOO a *click* and a how are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Ninj!
I'm absolutely knackered. Baby Mole is teething at the moment and isn't sleeping too well. Poor little chap.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Fine thankee sir!
Don't forget the wee tot of brandy on the end
of your finger and half a pint for you, you'll both sleep a treat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahahahaha! Woo.
Top coiffering! (or how ever you spell it)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Dwayne Dibbleys dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha how dapper!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# How odd

'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# HI I'M BARRY DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# ACTUAL LOL
Fucking click
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

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