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# Something for emvee
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Nicely!!!

Edit: I think you're in there mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Aw
In't that lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# he doesn't deserve that!
he sleeps with new born dogs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# you're just upest
because they won't give you a look in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# NO IM FUCKING NOT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Edit: pineapple later tonight has been mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# aw touched a nerve
you need some small dog love, don't you?
[edit] possibly just the one then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# why do you think i eat boneos...
because of the taste?

edit:i need a symbol... will donate when i get paid
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Yes.
Or is it gravy bones I'm thinking of? One of them's really nice.

*shuts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# im not really sure...
whatever emvee has in his cupboard usually.. carboard flavour... best taken with beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Bonios I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I get them for CapitalK
I don't even have a dog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# You two are so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# You should come out on one of our Robs nights
but we'd have to call you Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# its not so bad...
free dog buscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ooh wow
thanks very much

*desktops*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# :D
[edit] profiled!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Wonder where she's 'headed'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Those are some seriously casual suits
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# a-hem
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# (he hee)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# it's a stitch up!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# They are obviously
umbrellas in disguise. Crafty buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# arf
Menswear - men swear (I'll get me coat)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Let's see---fuck, cunt, twat, Haku....
(your cache got a four-character limit I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# four char acte rlim it?
what onea rthd oyou mean
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# It's like talking to an Enigma machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Well play ed..
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Guess who wants a trouser press for xmas
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Steamy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# \o

and me... I want one as well....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hehe :)
i like his tattoo. i'm sure that was well thought out.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Oh Dear!!!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Holy Crap on a Cracker!
What the fuck happened there!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# tell me the iron wasn't the only thing shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# The iron and its shadow was the only thing I shopped
He really does look like that now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Fucking jeeezus! So THAT's where all the whole world's pies went.
also: woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# 2 Minute Doodle- 16/12/08


No more heads for a bit, I've got a major one in the works and I want to concentrate on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# FECK OFF CUP!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It loves you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Oh I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# look at how iract it is
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Why is it always disguised in your images?

EDIT: Hello Mr Badger!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# That's a mighty high camel toe!
Top doodlage Ms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# 2 Minute Doodle
should that not read 0.2 Minute Doodle?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Oh him is good popes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I must capture you
and steal your handwriting!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# awwwwww :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I'm being all nice and that, as of late.
Something MUST be up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# YAYS!
But noes, you can not has my souls. No wai.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You make me happy all over my face, you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# :D *spits and rubs*
there you are, bright as a button.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# *claps like a seal on fast forward*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Yay
I like your doodles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# And I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# \o/
Bless mini-Pope...

Am I allowed to bless the Pope?

/has no idea how religion works blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I say you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# GIF OTTER OF DOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# *throws shoe*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is it a flaming shoe of doom?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# It's a horseshoe
with a horse still attached
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# then it won't work
only flaming otter shoe's of doom will work
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
#
'
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# that was unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I prefer the elephant of surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *throws strowel*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *throws Stroud*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# *throws strudel*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *straddles through*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *throws person at shoe*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *throws shapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *throws up*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *would*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# My
How perilous!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Looks like an ostrich at first!
Till you realise it's a nose not an open beak,

Or is that just me?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# whats that coming over the hill is it an otter is it an ottaaaar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# What he said.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# what the otter said
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL?
Is it an otter? Is it an otter?!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# No.
It's an otter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# pull the otter one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# S'toatally true!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# otter than what?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# otter then the other otter of doom
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Al long as it ot enough for a cuppa!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# send in the
Woe Kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Meerkat shall save us!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# yess!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# This makes me sing
Donny Most
Donny Most
He was Ralph in Happy Days
Donny Most
Donny Most
Now he rises from the haze
Actually, it's Don Most now
Donny Most
Donny Most
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Eeep!
Run little lambies, run!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# The Kiss of Death
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# even though it isn't the muzzle of the gun
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I wish that said 'Wales' rather than 'Walls'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# how do you get two whales in a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *Brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# slice them up into little pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# very big car i assume?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# drive
joke to be said and not written...

SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# i don't get it
whales can't drive, your a liar!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# drive it into the thames
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# one in the front, one in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Along the M4
and over the new Severn Bridge
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Wales wishes it said 'Pedantichrist'
rather than 'Walls'
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Thank the Lord that Wales does not run things here!
Are you P69?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hi Pedantichrist

please fuck off and die soon

lots of love
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hahah!
You made me snort like an idiot, fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i take it he has you on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# so he says..he's a fucking troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# very mature
spout insulting bollocks then run away.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# he really is
he followed me over here from weebls forums years ago just to bad mouth and troll all my posts.

he's a sad pathetic little cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Well fuck him then.
Up the arse.
With a cock (appropriately) as thick as a Welshman's cock, just for good measure.

*puts on ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Presumably you think you'd be force fed leeks every day if that were the case
If you're going to be a bigot, why not fuck off to "Have your Say" or the Daily Mail forums where you can wank yourself off all day long with all those other cunts about how life was better before all those brown skinned folk came to this country.

Or, get your own ideas and sense of reason instead of trumpeting ignorant rhetoric you heard as a child in that "more innocent" time.

fucking nobhead.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Saying that some Oz idiot decided to windge about the Welsh rugby team in TNT magazine.
Quote; 'Whales, cute bunch of statistics...'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# FFS
can we please stop doing these?

kthnx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# do you work for the 118118 answer service?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Needs more homophobia and misinformation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# its the kthnx
118118, but thx at the end of each text, makes me feel like they are saying fuck off or you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Question to 118118: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Answer: Because man hunted them to extinction thx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I don't even know what that is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# good, best not to sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Stop doing women?
Are you ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i think he may be but i get the feeling you may catch something off the above..
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Just no more skanky hos

just this week?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ^yes

everyone knows it's next week
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# wot, no more ice cream? D:<
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i don't get it
ladyface with text on it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# TOALF!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pretty Chav?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# clearly not a chav..
ear rings aren't big enough - the text is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# it did say
and love THFC
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# what is THFC please?
i am uneducated in the speak of geekism
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Tottenham Hotspur Football Club?

[edit] corr lucky guess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# football is shit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
whihc proves shes a tastless chav as well as an ugly one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# well I don't know who it is...but she's Pretty Cute
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pretty will do for me
*tonks one out*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# oh hello
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hello old person
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# recovering
seem to have shaken off the worst of the cold now

how's you? how was warehouse parties in Manc?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# wicked... drank for 24 hours straight and made myself vory drunk...
not to mention the poppers!

im ok now though... you about for a beer at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# probably
not doing much this week at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you not working?
do you program websites? my old man wants a new company one?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Sure
if he wants a website I'll do him one

let's meet for drinks to discuss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# cool... ill speak to him and say thursday to him?
cool?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yeah sounds good
I'll smarten myself up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# quick'n'dirty
and hopefully not bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! win :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ooofh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Am good boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Mammy !
*clunked*

Possibly more watermelons required ?
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Pass the Cherry Blossom!
Dis am de best!

(said a la Goodies episode "South Africa")
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Indeed.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha excellent gratz on fp too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Gmmph
*Cough*. (Spills coffee) Jings that's funny!
(I helped save b3ta! paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# prob shouldn't laugh
but i did...
(william_shatner, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Guns!
Nicely, sir!

I haven't roasted this in a while, so here goes:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Say,
...that's a nice gun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# and, yes I am pleased to see you...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Cheeky
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Nice weapon.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *denies you the Spang you so richly deserve*
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# this would be so useful for those big fat saggy 45+ year olds who turn up at
Christmas Eve venues in town, dressing clothing the average 18 year old would find a bit too revealing, and trying to grab any guy in range for a kiss.... *shudders*

edit: how rude! WOO for teh pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
town most of central London
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hehe, yup!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it..."
"But a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it,"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Feel kissy punk?
Well do ya?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# obscure american football reference
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# egg chasers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# egg chasers dressed in armour who need to take a break every 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# they're big girls blouses
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# you mean
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# egg chase lover!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# nah
I live with a 'Merkin who's seriously been trying my patience lately, so I'm just generally ill-disposed towards septics right now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# throw a shoe at him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# haha
that's a brilliant idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I used to say this too.
But (it turns out, shock!) they really aren't wimps. "Broken leg? Strap it up, I'll play on".
/reality is not amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# That's just 'cos they're Fick
with a capital 'F'
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# This means nothing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ohhhh, Vienna...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# oh, Vienna!
/obvious ac

Edit: Gah!, pass the mop, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ...
What does "/ac" mean, btw?

Or am I being stoopid?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# air conditioning.
or more likely autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# oh
www.b3ta.com/board/9028560
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Fred the penguin lived in Antarctica.
Like most penguins these days Fred was black and white, had two eyes and green blood as a last remaining trace of his alien origin from when his ancestors first conquered this planet millions of years ago.

Fred was no ordinary penguin however. For a start, his real name was not in fact Fred but Ferdinand Rodrigo Edward Darling Higginsbottom III. Since no one, least of all Fred, could remember (or pronounce) all of this he was known to everyone simply as Fred.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I would like to hear more about freds adventures

/subscribes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *wants more*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Meh
I'll reward you with one dogfart :
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# 'massive guffaws'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# wtf? rob is dead*
* from robcelebs.
Where all the nudey lady celeb people was,
Now how am i going to find pictures of blue peter presenters dressed in sticky back plastic? :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I know
I mean, at least, so I'd heard
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# The Lock Ness thongster.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9028565
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ??
Don't you often (loudly)call people out for their NSFW pics
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ??
What sort of porn is this like?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# eh?
what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# What he is saying is that this looks like a muscular Octopus, powering through the sea
or, peradventure, a quivering owl, in a bonnet.

Not like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I have seen the videos of you larking about in your office, SO I assume you have understanding (down-with-it funky cool bosses)
We do not all work at the same place as you. And my previous comment is based on the fact I am sure I have been here while someone has had a roasting from you, over posting something risque.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I am his boss
and I don't understand him.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Stop looking at my monitors!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# The point is that this does not look like porn.
If your boss looks over your shoulder and is not going to be pissed off that you are on B3ta, then he is going to see a swimming thing, not porn.

The NSFW issue is for things which, from range, look like porn, not things which, from range, look like octopodes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Fuck it. This argument comes out too often
I am too hacked off with life to persue this with a stubbon sod like you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Have you considered suicide?
I have heard that it is very popular at this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ...
Fuck me, that is twatish thing to say, even by your standards.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *fucks TMOC*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Anyone have a bicycle pump?

Becausepfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I ain't getting involved in this
Not after last time.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# its clearly a womans arse
not that i care as i'm at home... but if i was at work i'd consider this Not suitable for the work environment and i'd sack you :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Actually, I knew it was a wobbly arse with a thong
before even beginning to see that it had eyes drawn on... It's clearly pornographic (even if it is only soft... or hard, depending on what you're talking about).

*relurks*

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was a secondary issue.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
something with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Um
www.gcse.com/english/confusions.htm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I am unsure as to your purpose for posting this amusing link here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Barbarossa's sig
almost points there, but is missing the .htm off the end, so goes to a 404

This may be deliberate, in which case I would now look silly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yes, yes it was!
No, no it wasn't...

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Oh what have I done now...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *Fwaps
(Darth Penders, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Much as I love teenage labia wrapped in tight, white cotton
I may have to hide this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# How about the source?
www.118spain.com/thong_ass_upskirt.gif

NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Unless she's got some trousers on, I'm not clicking it chap, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# How about this?
pixdaus.com/pics/1213805083zpW37ls.jpg

(NSFW, clearly)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Are you bored, Manley?
edit: It'd appear so. Behave your silly self.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Sorry Mum.
Want a Trebor mint?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# mercy.
/glad he works from home...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# As I say, it IS NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# that took a year to load
and she looks too French to be attractive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# how is that jpg animating?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# It's not a jpg
The browser you're using is reading the metadata inside the file (which declares it as a gif) and is ignoring the file extension.

I thought that initially, so inspected it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it made me jump so i pressed backspace
jpgs shouldn't be the animated!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I clicked on that at work
and have now been sacked for masturbating on the patients.

One old lady had a stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Oh great. Under-age upskirts.
my favourite ...

/goes to jail
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Do not pass GO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Seriously?
info please - I will redress things, should this be true.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I dunno,
but they look like they are wearing school uniforms or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# No, the original is a night club stairs.
I am confident that they are in their very late teens or early twenties.

Either way, I only though 'They look like octopodes!' anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *insert Shannon Matthews joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# When anal bleaching goes wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# It is Stan's eyes.
I like to think that he is eating Kenny.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Top sponging!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I've had her...

* that is Hatty Jakes, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah, fuck it,
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I know that smile...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I just had this idea whilst checking my emails,
so I thought I'd share.
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ok...

The 1st link tells you about Real Ale (whatever that is)

The second link tells you about: Abnormal Load Engineering (ALE)
Worldwide transportation, heavy lift, handling and installation of heavy, oversized structures, abnormal loads, machines and equipment, over land and sea ...

Thanks for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Link?
Where?

Abnormal Load Engineering sounds like going out with an ex of mine...
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# There are loads over here --->
www.b3ta.com/links
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# The problem with that is you'd
have to search for it before they'd let you have it.

*Edit* What I like about this image is that the glass is full and the bottle hasn't been opened.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I like my ale like I like my women.
Two at once in different vessels!*

*may be compensating for something
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I feel lucky!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Pearoast
but I thought you'd like it

(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ahahaha!!
NO WAI
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Excellent!
Do you fancy opening up a geek pub with internet themed beer?
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# indeed
well I was seriously considering getting some glasses printed up with this as presents
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# nice beer
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# The perfect Xmas gift for any lady
(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ....do you hear the drums, Fernando?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Arf!
It made me laugh anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 'chokes on tea'
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Oof.
Great fontmatching.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Noted
Ignored anyway
(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# You appear to have dropped your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I left it
at your mother's house etc etc
(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :D
Nice one. OK, you're gonna win this, I can tell.

I was only messing...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Don't go...
...wasting your emoticons, lay all your gloves on me....

*clunked* me likey
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# My art


Click for bigger (425KB)

i made this for my art class, all photoshop. I read about the technique in a magazine, what ya think?
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# crikey *click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# oooh that's rather nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# thank you :)
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Bloody hell, you've improved dramatically in a few minutes.
Very good, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's what they all say.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# actually...
forget that first image...i just kinda wipped it out of the ass hat for my first post :S
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# :D Drawn by Captain_Wow, coloured in by Dixon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# very nice!
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Half you, half me, all 'fucking hell, Dixon's a bit bloody good at photoshop'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# You drew the lovely thing, me dear, I just coloured it in :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# My input's about 5%, if that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# pishshaw and phfoooey! :P
PS, just noticed your sig :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# still love tha'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Lovely!
A really cheeky looking little fellow, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# That is stunningly smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Clikey *crick*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# that is rather excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Cor!
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's rather spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# looks good...
but what is mechmuse linked copy?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Top Work, there!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Nice nice!
V. impressive.
(Helo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# sok
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# DIE! YOU RUDE VILE PIGS!!!!!!!
Click For big
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Is that a cross Elton John?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# thats a furious elton john
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# He doesn't look furious
just a bit cross
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# but hes so furious hes biteing his lip
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I'm frustrated Dixy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# In what way, my Derby chickchick?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# There should be a potential of THREE new phones arriving today
each exciting in their own way.
One of those had a specific delivery date specified from the network. Specifically.

NONE have arrived yet and it's getting late!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# oooh you get more time for anticipation!
You lucky thing! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
O noes! 'Tis the Elton John of Fury! Flee!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# pffft!
I'm having a 'furious elton john' right now ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ooh
C2C u got mic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Nice.
I want to make an "ood" pic from this but can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *play a little song*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# :D
Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# These new warnings are going a bit far

(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# this is how
I tell the difference between mine and the missues' tobacco - "Oh, mine's the one with the heroin needle, yours is the corpse"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# give me a pack of low birth weights
/Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# the throat cancer is the worst
I keep a permanent marker at hand to censor the packets
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pfft
you should see the fag packets in Singapore, diseased organs, the works.

It's getting so stupid now.. YES I KNOW IT'S BAD FOR ME, BUT I'M AN ADULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# But think of all the money you would save if you gave up?
Well actually, no, because I will live longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# And soon we'll have
diseased livers on the pint glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# pictures of people vomiting and having unprotected sex
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I'd whore myself
for a cup of tea at this moment in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# 2 sugars?
bend over
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i do most days
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# this
except not tea- a decent, large cup of fresh, black, machu piccu coffee. Nice and strong, black, with one sugar (white).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hmm. Tell me more of this fine sounding beverage?
Can it be purchased commonly? What form is it sold in?
Do you put sugar in because it's bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It most certainly can
in bean or powder form, and yes I do.

It's delicious, but only half as much as you.

*panderpanderpander*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I like my coffee like my men
Roasted, crushed and mixed with boiling water
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Gareth Hunt?
Three shakes of the hand?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Oh, you! *sidles closer*

...I may have to source some of this!

Um, coffee that is. I was going to say "neither of our missus' would appreciate the other meaning" then I got stuck on whether that would be wholly truthful!
/took twice as long writing that due to stopping and thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# :D
I do so love it when you're flustered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahah, it's all an act
I hear you like them innocent, so you can really see the corruption flare in their eyes for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# See my previous post re crying :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Needs more "Drug dealers are bad, mmkay? Unless they're us, obviously ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Some are awesome.
Take mine. He won't do an ounce, but he WILL do you 8 8ths.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# as long as those 8
only weigh 7/8
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# No, I weigh it all afterwards
spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# better than mine
lucky if you get 3g for your money :/
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Pick up in bigger quantities.
For some reason they tend to fuck about less.

I HAVE FOUND, anyway. If you get done it's not my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Personal use only occifer ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# That's special.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# haha christ!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hop on!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I feel a little ill...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ^ this
:OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Best ride at Lapland New Forest!
After the Death Dogs of DOOM of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
faster, santa! FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# And he said
"Oo." he said "Oo. I seem to have got brasso all over your botty ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# My favouritest ever D&C!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha!!
'edit' wait, is that Bill Murray?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
#
it's his mom
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# needs more sitting on edge of sofa/bed/chair and looking depressed/bemused
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I think I missed that scene in Ghostbusters!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Then you'd better go and rent it out again, hadn't you, young man??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Rentaghostbusters?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# This needs to be made!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Indeed
By someone with talent.

IE - bagsy not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I meant the movie...but ..hmm...
To the "googleimagesearch" mobile....

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I own one and will get it out and play it.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# By his breathing, I'd say he's about to have a heartattack.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'd say he's on the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# madness
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I think I'll pass on this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# But, it's free!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Cocking hats!
Cock in hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# fucking quality :D
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant stuff!! *clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# pugly?


my first post...hooray?
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# welcome, pull up a kittin, drop the liquify tool
I think these dogs are cute and you've made him gorgeous, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I like how you took the effort to liquify one of his paws too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# How does one become a lock whore?
Or: 'what's a lokhoer?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Haha
it's a 'baiting whore', or a person empoyed by the police to lure men into offering moneys for sexes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oh I see.
*stops offering mediocre money for ruttage*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It was just a funny word I picked up on a dutch new site

Now can I have the money please?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Not without me getting my rocks off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Okay then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Awww.
Welcome to the board, you. Tell me all about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# welcome new person
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ....must be shopped...etc
welcome n00b- come in, pull up a flaming shithammer and kill some kittens
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hooray indeed, welcome!
However, you may want to learn a little about optimisation, keeping an eye on file sizes can keep away some of the excitable cocks on this site ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *is looking as quickly as she can*
*picks up all the cushions*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Don't worry
They're still there when you want them!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# says the person who checked the filesize :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# welcome, pull up a face!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Squidgy doggy!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# wow,,,
i heard about this site from some friends...its even crazier then i imagined (this is magentaaa?)
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Nah mate, black. Close though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# erm
yeesssss.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# If they ever make you a t-shirt, don't show it up here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's a cosy little outpost of insanity in an otherwise dull world.
All we ask is that you play nice and don't start trolling, flooding or generally otherwise misbehaving, and I'm sure we'll get along just grand.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
We're Crazeeee man, crazeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Yep - hooray
welcome, pull up, shop, destroy.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Paper products inspection team
*Had to cut a lot and optimize hard to squeeze this under 400k*

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# This is - quite simply -
The best thing ever since me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Goodness! How...hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Well now this is bloomin' nice now isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Yay!
nicely done, must've taken ages!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Thanks all. Time isn't an issue if its fun
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Sweet barking cheese
that's magnificent.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# wow--kudos in a vaccuum! Much thanks
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Oh yes
Very much YES
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I had to have a go...

I've run out of time to finish it properly tho so excuse the seams my lift is late so had time to finish it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Needs more Han shooting first

WOO!

Where's JJ when you need him? this is just crying out for an "unleash the pies" moment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oops sorry my edit now has you endorsing the need for the PIE kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Nah, this is Greedo coming back for revenge during Han's run for presidency!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Damn
I knew I should have done it last night.
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Pie comes from the left, George ducks it, and it hits laughing boy
It's a winner, you knows it ;)

I don't have the time or the skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# utterly brilliant! *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahaha... nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahhaa
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Top stuff!
As always...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Woooooooooo!

De-ris www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ESgHRI5HI
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Is that the ghost of her twadge?
edit: oh, it appears I was right
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Her Vagesty
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Her pussy's so old it's haunted.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# That's a gorgeous painting. Who did that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# rentaghost
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# :D
How goes it, chapqueen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# fair to generally pissed off
time of the year
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Well I shall project love and gooeyness from over here, in the hopes that it might at least make you chuckle whilst having a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# bless ya
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# If you chuckle whilst pooing now
that's all me, that is. It's all me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Antony Williams. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# oh yeah
I could've just said that.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
#
Why does that URL have a 'Fart' in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# it's short for
fucking art
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahah, bless
Gotta love the Boy(le)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# oh mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# unga-unga danga-danga
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Go Parker, Go!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Alistair Darling?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yes
it is, darling
(Peter_G, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ^
it is darling
m'lady
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *esc* oh it IS Parker
I thought he had something wrong with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Maybe he's German.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# My hovercraft is full of eels.


DANCE TIEM MOFOS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# We are the Cheeky Boys
Touch my ham...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *uncontrollable laughter at your post's title*
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# My nipples explode with delight
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ALRIIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Not enough Beattie around these days
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# There will be a Faettie come Christmas Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :D *glees in advance*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Even if I have to make the 'tache out of a slug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Slug balancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# *cunning plan*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# You bet your lovely little dutch bottom, cor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# : D

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# somebody offered parker a hole of a polo,it wasnt a hole of a polo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# was it the hole of your moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# it was a....
ROCK LOBSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHhahHHHHHHHAhhaHHHHHAHHHHHhahhhHHHahhahh
ROCK LOBSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *jives like she's been electrocuted*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Here comes a stingray!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# There goes a manta ray...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# You need to make the fishy noises, pet
*leans over with mic*

go!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# There is a reason I haven't
*racks brain*

no, it's gone. I just have aaaaah-aaaaah-aaaaah-AAAAH going around and around and around.

My dad'd disown me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# aaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaa-AAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# In flew a Sea Robin....
Edit: Bugger. That wasn't the next line.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *FEEDBACK HOWL*
*drops microphone*
*walks off stage*
*stands in wings with arms folded and bottom lip stuck out*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *hug*
Frontmen are all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Doesn't matter
I reckon any line is good.

Edit: I'm going to need a bowl of red m&ms, several VERY fluffy kittens and a man-sized cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# In the live versions they change those lines about sometimes anyway
from "HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!!" to "HERE COMES RADIOACTIVE SEAWATER!!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Ooooh!
I haven't listened to them enough recently. Rectification will have to commence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Might have been a holo of a Pole
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# it's a charade
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)

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