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# Gomino
[Mod edit: EMERGENCY ANTISPAM KITTEN:
]
(Dubinal, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Yay!
My cock was getting a little bit too small, but you are here to save the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Where are the bloody mods? It's not even late.
These are getting too fucking common.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Thank you mod.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Things that bother you never bother me
www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/chickengirl/chickengirl4.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I always wondered what that song was..ta
www.pown.it/?uid=445
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# jesus christ
all christmas tv should look like this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I must say you are looking a lot better after the op.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Another reason why I miss the Duke so much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# apart from when he posted that pic the other night *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# ? Que
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# This^^^^
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# he posted a picture of guy whos nuts were hanging out of his man sack
I think it was him, the duke and prunes were there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# nah that wasn't him
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# wasn't it
I saw duke and prunes in the user name, thought it wasn't like him.

I love the duke
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# See?
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/14527

That other one was just some troll with a similar name

edit: ah, found him:

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=46334



(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha... They are great...
but this is the best one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I SEE PURPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# That was duke of puke
duke of prunes isn't a fucking dick, he's a hero.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I love the duke of prunes, he is a god
I looked quick saw some guy nuts hanging in the wind and hid the post, I saw duke of and though it was him, thought he was going off on one, which wouldn't be like him at all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I loved that series especially
the one with that

umm
this one
www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/chickengirl/chickengirlsister.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I'll buy 10
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# hand out the glue then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# looks like i picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Yay for emergency kitten :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# today has been poor
(except for the Daleks)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# far cough...
What is it with the Daleks today?
www.b3ta.com/board/9032410
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I decided it was Dalek Day
and people seemed to believe me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Your a fuckin Leg-End you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Its ok everyone... I'm back...
Have I missed anything since 5:30?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# under water santas cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# no, really, WHAT?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I thought it was obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# MUST LIKE SNAKES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# nuddy
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Oh Christ...
...that looks familiar.

/Every sodding night blog.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# you in the mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# cor
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hah!
You wish.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# nioce!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# 15 min paint job
going to mess about with it a bit more, stick the final one up on DA
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Crikey, the hips on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# god bless curvy women
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Cor lummie!
If I wasn't eating my scrumptious din dins, I would probably knock one out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I thought big boobs scared you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# They're acceptable.
It is boobs that are so big that it is impossible that they could be natural that give me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# no, they are too much boob, when they are that big
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Cush . . . In !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# most outstanding!
yay for curves too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Curves are the win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# ^this^
*fumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ^ MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# MOAR
No really, that is quite good.
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# o comon! give peas a chance XP


Click for bigger (45KB)

hooraay!
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Oh fuck
It's a pea-off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# or a peon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# or a peacock?
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# forward are we sir?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Whatever happened to b3ta, mateypoos?
www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/chickengirl/chickengirl3.html

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I can;'t quite put my finger on it, but
there's something about these that make me a bit uneasy, yet I can't help watching them all...
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Because deep in your heart, you want to feel her naked, cold, clammy chickenbody pressed against your taint
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I love peonies, best of all the paeoniaceae
I love peonies, they're my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# On or off? Which is it?
Is it a bi-pea-lar flip-flop?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# ...carrot?
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# you're having fun aren't you
great to see you and welcome

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# oh!
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Thanks you lots Agent!
it's been fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# EAT PEAS AND BE WELL
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# You see?
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# baby pea!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# that's wierd
I actually do need to go pee.
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I am also you, so there
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# YOU FUCKING DWARF
www.mrandmrswheatley.me.uk/swf/isay.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# YES YES YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I love this so much
and lost the URL from when it first came out.

Thanks
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# he's comin' to town folks....


Click for bigger (308KB)
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Somehow
that bells makes it that bit more funnier
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# lol, thanks
i was debating if i should keep it in there or not...
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Attaque

I know you can do better
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Ha, what a story.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Macaque attack!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# This made me laugh muchly indeedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# That shows some real sticktoitism !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Ahahah
those monkeys are utter cnuts
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Shop your pets tiem*
*not actually my pet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# this cat has no hind legs
i am disturbed but none the less perturbed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Lovely :)
This little bugger has taken to biting the fuck out of my feet. I feed him way too much, throw toys at hm, but he won't give up. I guess I just have tasty feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# wow, that is lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# You lovely, lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# damn that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Looks like our old tuxedo boy...he was something else
but this tuxedo boy is also a wonderful critter

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Beautifully symmetrical marking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Thanks...he is symmetrical in this view
but his legs and tummy are quite asymmetric...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# "you will not shop me, human"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Evil kitteh is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# she not evil
she just *REALLY* doesn't like being picked up :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Mark Pawson surely
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# No shopping for he has the cancer :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Poor wee beastie {:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# My cat fell off a roof the other day and ended up humorously flattened
disclaimer: may have been only partially humorous
The bugger decides to be the exception that proves the rule. I miss the fucking idiot. *sads/*.

I took a photo but my wife felt that turning him into a lolcorpse was a step too far. I'm only now noticing the ironic connection to my username.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Okay
I just went next door and shopped him to my neighbour, for stealing her clothes pegs.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# U 3at wut U R

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# pizza face from spaceballs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# pizza the hut?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Eye, him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# that is... unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# the realism is underwhelming--mmwwaaa hah
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Gloria Hunniford's looking tasty these days
nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Happy candl3 day!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Here, I found it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# yeahs and yeahs again!!!!
THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# oh that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# hickory smoked horse buttholes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell that's disturbing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# ffff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Eye would eat myself to . . . if eye were in the predicament of having nothing better to eat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# (or if you could bend over that far ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# NEW FLASH - Zanta Claws II

Click here to watch it!

Hope you enjoy my festive flash!

If you're feeling nice, click here and vote on it at Newgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# this is great so far
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Cruel and unusual
Yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# hahaha
that was excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# *clicks*
*watches*
*enjoys, except for the 2 typos in the subtitles, which are unforgivable*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# What were these typos?
i double checked them so i'd like to know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# yay!
xmasaceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# very
very cool
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# oh noes
Service Temporarily Unavailable :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i have done as you wish
now that i have scratched your back... i want you to finger my arsehole

yanmania.com/b3taXmas.html

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Liven up christmas lunch and see if granny notices
All shamelessly ripped from sickpedia


Click for bigger to print out(267KB)
(bluehamster, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# .
Your scanner appears to be out of register.

Oh, and Comic Sans for the... for the... zzzzz
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# intentionally crap
the channels are intentionally shifted for that crap printed effect which makes the comic sans even more appealing and it's just an update for this xmas
(bluehamster, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Ah...
I did wonder.

I sort of saw it coming - hope you don't get flamed too badly because, as a joke, it all makes sense to me now.

Unless it's been done before in which case FLAMING HAMMERS, bindun and such.

Much love. x
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# so you're posting jokes sent in by people from here
interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Not just that,
Didn't Rob post these a couple of years back?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I've slept since then
the point is... Sikipedia was populated with jokes from b3tans in the first place. Coals to Newcastle and all.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Aye,
I think calling fail is now ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# not exactly
I was just curious as to why, but since I never got an answer, I came up with an imaginary use for it and therefore I salute.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I don't think so
Unless the problems in Mumbai and Woolies going down the pan happened then too.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I didn't mean these jokes in particular,
but the b3ta christmas jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Aaaah right
Gotcha. I thought you meant the whole image or something.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I'm sure some kind of disaster involving those things must have happened by then
perhaps a tsunami or typhoid or something. In the high street.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# You mean there were terrorists before Al Qaida?
There is no way that the Americans will ever believe in such a ridiculous thing!

It is almost like you are implying that England has been bombed the shit out of for years by a bunch of radical terrorists using religion as an excuse or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Ridiculous, if that had happened the US
would have stopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# they did
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Eventually.
(Stop ruining my sarcasm with facts!)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Sickipedia is updated all the time
as new "situations" arise.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I like number 10
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes?
certainly sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I can has this instead of turkey?
I will still require stuffing.

Unf.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# that's a stats board quote right there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# as if I post enough to get one of those anymore
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=hickory+smoked+horse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# number 16 is best
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I disagree
17 is much better
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# seems the others haven't turned the page over
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I think...
That the whole thing is covered by cracker 15.

Maybe the OP was just trying to create something that would appeal to B3tans?
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# OP?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I am figuring Original Poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# christ, you kids
I am going to print this and put it in crackers. In Santa's Grottos. Around the country.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Damn acronyms! You'd think we were on the interwebs or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# ***DING***
.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Sorry chap
OP = Original Poster

Fallen out of use since Usenet became less popular.

/Showing my age blog.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I don't even remember it, Giz
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Still exists, though.
It's the portion of the internet called "newsgroups". Totally separate from the WWW and if you think that B3ta is bad for anarchy... well, you ain't seen nothing. It's where...

alt.binaries.erotica.hamster.duct-tape

...lives.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I don't mean I don't remember usenet
I mean I don't recall that acronym.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Oh...
In that case I retract the explanation but ask WTF groups you subscribed to!

I saw it everywhere from Alt.Binaries.Pictures.Erotica.Concorde to Rec.Autos.Moonbuggy.Tailpipe to Alt.Swedish.Chef.Bork.Bork.Bork...

(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# any where you could find a picture worth waiting 20 minutes or so to look at.....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Still used on the chans
...allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I think there's a lot to be said for not knowing anything about those places
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# B3tans or...
well it was either that or get a load of copies printed off and insterted in the daily wail seeing as they rip everything else off from here.
(bluehamster, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# god damnit
now i'm inevitably going to tell one of those to an elderly family member by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Yes. That would be bad...
...but think of the QOTW opportunities!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Tell about the dialogue with us probably, we shall understand better each other
#13
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I know very much much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# SEND IT GO

ALSO: I just heard that my copy of CS4 Design Premium edition is arriving tonight. I am a fortunate fucker.
Is anyone here already using it? Any comments or advice would be gratefully received.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# PERHAPS IT JUST GO
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet
or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# aw, shit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8834771
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# like I say...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Concentrate...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# The next time...
...the missus asks what my day at work was like, I am showing her this.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Phew
I'm not the only one who cracks one off when the mindsnake emerges then.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# puzzling indeed
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Needs more daleks
and shit

and clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Thanks you matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Start with the corners and don't get too distracted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# woo!
Someone needs to let him know that his supermindpowers have gone all NNNYYYAARRRG :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# g'day . where's the ...


/antipodean humour blog
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Very good expression.
Poor cheese choice though. Emmental is a poor combat cheese too.

I recommend a Danish blue for hand to hand fighting and Edam cheese (or, at a stretch, the other damn cheese) for projectile engagement.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Ridiculous.
The only cheese suitable for long-range strikes is parmesan.

SRSLY - what were you thinking?
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# You need a Spanish Valdeon.
The Mustard Gas of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# grated double gloucester is good for air strikes
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# mozzarrella
excellent napalm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Before anyone else says it
You put a donk on that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Donk a Shane !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I believe there is a DONK where a DOINK should be.
hahaha.

CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ey that's good that Tony!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# donk does me fine
nevermind them:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Austalia's most famous cheese is called...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbz1WhVst8
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Help!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# The sequel to the sequel . . .
It turned out freaky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Somehow, I find this film addicting
while actually I'm just just trying to get a grip on using ImageReady.
And tell about the dialogue with us probably, we shall understand better each other.
I wait much much.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Good thing that that goes for me too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I'm an evil bastard
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Aw, I like spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# So do I,
but this is just a TOAP with a spider on it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# There are plenty of worse posts than this in a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# how can a two frame gif be bigger than that spider?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# 463.94 KB for that?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# More succinctly put than I did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Fuck me, that's huge.
The spider is just a spider though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# WRONG!
Spiders are fear merchants of doom.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# adblocked
fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# kasto kasto krut
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# poligen ha!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# My house geckos will make mincemeat of them
and then do bigger poos on the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# i want to get a gecko
how easy/difficult are they to look after?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# in general, they do it themselves
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# cool
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Correct
They are not my pets. They just live around the house being all cute and stuff and eating mozzies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# thats a large file
perhaps it could be optimised to include browser tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# ..or more colourful spiders
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# yes yellow and green spiders
would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# *licks*
ticklytonguefun!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# hebeejebus
just had to check all the corners of my room :(
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Bitches be all the same, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I was expecting a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I knew it! Cooties are real!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *Clears throat*
Get away from her you BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# yay!
unexpected face mugger
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha
this is wonderluf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha real life lols!
Woo and yay, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# What you know about restaurants?
What you know about work of the waiter in restaurant? I know very much much.
I can to you answer questions, interesting for you. For example:
How many tip we receive for change
- As we shall serve the bad client

Tell about the dialogue with us probably, we shall understand better each other
I wait :-)

Dont forgive me....

mod edit: alright, I won't - what they hell was that supposed to be a link to anyway?
(Tender Violet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Can a mod remove this please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ok
Can a mod remove please?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Thank you,
mod.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# You picked the wrong day didn't you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I think I did
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# mmmm glue sniffing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Just shut up and bring me more chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# No,
Your shoulders are laden enough.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# is this the point you top yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# AFTER I receive my chips
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# but they do not care
as long as they have dropped their link.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# now,
the end is near,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# chips with blood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
I've had a very long day and I've got about the same to get through before I can sleep tonight

So FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
#
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# DO SOMETHING GOOD IN THIS THREAD - VOTE FOR THIS:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post306121
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I love horses
best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I love Banthas, they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I think "Donkeys in Compromising Postitions" would be far better
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# yes, but we'll just have to settle for an image challenge for now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# That's not fair
you've got a head start on everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# You're lovely and all that, Mr Architect
but...
*stabs self in eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# ^

/couldn't handle another chrimbo challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I like
Might yoink some of them for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I hate fail images,
they are shit toaps and no better than lolcats.

This one, however, made me smile a little.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# "I can to you answer questions, interesting for you."
How much for longtime fucky-sucky?

I mean seriously - my balls are like oranges at the mo, cause the missus is on the fucking Atkins and I have no data about the quantity of protein in spunk.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Tell her it's part of her 5-a-day
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# My first ever animation


'tis based on a conversation at work earlier today.
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I like his fuchsia collar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# YAY for LAZERCATZ


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# It is good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# moresmokypaintysporeytimez :)

oh... I, and now my keyboard are apparently covered in green paint. Joy...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# You are very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# *performs necessary ablutions*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# warrenting a curl upon my forehead?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Smores green spore smores !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# yays :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Hell yeah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# get it?
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I want to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# :)
Arty nude photo, good, the fact that the person has an infected toe, not good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# they're lean green mean fighting machines
PEAS! PEAS!
In their grand war against the mighty beans
PEAS! PEAS!
Who will win? Who will lose?
If it was up to me I would choose
PEAS! PEAS! PEAS!
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# don't worry
had to be said
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I SEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Poor pea
you will be in my belly in approximately 20 minutes!
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Hmm are you my brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I suppose making him 100 foot tall and made of solid metal wasn't the greatest design idea.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# love tings like this:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# needs some lazers on it
that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# It was going to originally.
But then I'd have to invent the laserhug, and I'm a bit too tired to be inventing today.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# It reminds me of Futuramma
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Everything reminds you of Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# It does at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I love the little guys legs
click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Crush! Destroy! Snuggle!
I find this most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# there has never been a better idea in the histroy of human kind...
LUVS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# OH HAI ME!
Spiffing hugbot!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# aargyayaaargh!
*lobs woo grenade*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Lovely sense of scale...
big hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Yes, yes, very good, but WHERE'S MY BLADDER!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# next to that ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I would go and pick it up before the local kids use it as a football
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# You can't use a ladder as a football.
Duuuuuuuuur bwaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnn.

Right, I shall return,..PISSED!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# the bladder not the ladder
not the ladder but the bladder
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# big big chuckles
:D this is luvverlee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# He just wants love.
COLD CRUSHING METAL LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# ogodyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# YAY! Much better than crumpybot
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Cunted. In the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I'll hug you hugbot!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# But he is so lovely
I've missed you, Mr P
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)

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