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# That last Batman was the Joker in disguise - this is the real Batman


Fighting for freedom and the right to wear skin tight body stockings, for forty year olds, everywhere.

Woo Bat Bat(my first words- really)! Sik it to him!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# beaten by only a few minutes!
www.b3ta.com/board/9033667 doh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I know about the last one
which was much better than mine. This is my rather lame response.

I really do need to go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I prefer yours as its in reality size
i mean who throws a shoe? (austin powers quote)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# haha
how kind.
My son is obsessed with Austin Powers. I am with Batman in this incarnation. I have also received the Laurel and Hardy boxset for my birthday.

Joy unbound.

P.s thanks #:o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Fill up that utility belt . . . you're gonna need'em . . .
Holy Batshoe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# The fabric of society tears apart and the rotten flesh of mankind litters the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
Another chapter in The Book Of Cockweasle :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# It isn't a book it's a religious fucking scripture
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *gives family poisoned milk for good snarns*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I was going to say
The Church Of Cockweasle, but I wasn't sure if you were a true believer. Forgive me Brother.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Believer? More of an apostle.
I forgive thee Brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# eat dem eat dem eat dem
Also: I just finished reading Watchmen; phenomenal.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I have it waiting to be read.
I will get round to it soon I hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I got through it in four days which is an accomplishment for me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Awesome!
I look forward to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# It is awesome.
I read V For Vendetta after it, and was just as impressed. I've not seen the film, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I like your sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I spent a long time* thinking about an Arrested Development quote to put there
before settling on this one.


*about 2 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Well worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I like that
The snail is vicious. Snails should be vicious more often.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Leaves and flowers disagree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I wouldn't say that was viscious, more bastard like.
SNAIL BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I don't know which is better
His original drawings, or the things people create with them :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# They are all better than each other.
EVERYONE WINS. EXCEPT GRONKPAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Shush, he'll ban you. He's a mod you know.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# :( SAD TIMES, BEGIN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I don't think I'll post him cereal, I'll just get banned.
I'm surprised we haven't been banned for posting his face all over the site and calling him Freebase. It's only a matter of time before he snaps.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# HE HATES CEREAL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# It might be a test.
Maybe we should all post him cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Then we should try harder
Snappage is always fun to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# A DUCK
A FEMALE DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Was he ever a mod?
I find this all confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Then you're fucking banned.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Don't say that, he will think you're trying to steal his job and ban you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I have him on ignore
so he can't see this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You can't ignore a mod.
You'll get a ban that you can't see.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Good point
I'd hate to be on here posting, thinking people are replying to me, only to find out later that I was actually banned all along.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hellban
Guaranteed to kill 99% of all known trolls
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# He still is.
I'm trying to stay on his good side.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I mentioned to him that as a mod he was a disgrace
or words to that effect and he flatly denied he was a mod and used it to ridicule me (quite out of character *snigger*).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Oh god, you'd better hope he doesn't read this.
If it brings up those memories, he might come back with his ban stick. He's been in a banning mood yesterday, and I think he's a bit stressed about cereal at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# STOP BEING NASTY ON THE BOARD
YOU ARE TROLLING RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I LOVE YOU GRONKPAN
you should be a mod
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# MIGHTY SNARN
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# turbo snails
fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# NEVERENDING STORY
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# GREEK ANARCHISTS
live footage
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# What the CIA
hid all the time
(No peppers anymore, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Whats that they hid then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Venom's head on top of a barrel is what I can make out.

Curse you, Eddie Brock!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Young Adolf Hitler singing in an Anakin Skywalker costume
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I see a parrot on a toilet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Brian May eating Charlie Chaplin's Moustache
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I see a cross between a spider and a crab holding a giant blackened penny, being ridden by Optimus Prime.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Available at all fine retail establishments


Available in size 10 only
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Am i the only one who thinks they are a quite nice pair of trainers?
Bit of a waste if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Surely that's not the actual projectile footwear?
Yes, I also think they're quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# they have GOLD on them, man
GOLD! ON SHOES!

DO I NEED TO UNLEASH THE TACKINESS POLICE?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Even these?
Deez is well fly innit!

www.damnfly.com/syssite/home/shop/1/pictures/productsimg/big/239.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# how you doin' sista?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Not bad bruvva!
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# OOOOOH!!!
*covets*
I have the perfect shell suit to go with them.
It's pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *Dundee Ann Summers Product Development Department*
Right ladies! How are we getting on with the crotchless track suit?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I can't actually believe those exist.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I can hardly believe them either
I keep opening the link to check I wasn't dreaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What functional use can they actually have, you can't wear them anywear
except for the park bench.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Well I fukin scrap dat of f iinit U prik!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I've seen the trainer a few times, i just assumed.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# too large for me
how about we get him to throw size 9s at Gordon Brown and then I try wearing them?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# correct me if i'm wrong
but thats joe pesci on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# You have excellent face recognition HDW !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# It is just you.
It is clearly Rown Atkinson and Omid Djalilis lovechild!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# funny how?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Get your kicks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Wonder how much they'd be worth on Ebay?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Wiv da anglez
in hevvin wiv Curt Cobayn.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# So, what you're saying is, someone bruise-fucked that baby, and now he wants his monies?
YOU DISGUST ME.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# He isn't dead, he just done it for tha dollaz.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# IT'S ALL ABOUT THA BENJAMINS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# bruise-fucked
is now my favourite word of all-time EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# GUT-JUSTICE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# MIRRORWANK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# CUNTCHASM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# BANANASPERM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# FUCKFAGGOT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# ARSE-STAPLER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i carnt bleeve ne1 cud b so crool.


Fuck, typing like that is hard.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I fink itz a look dat will catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ahhh...
is this supposed to be the baby p 3d model head they used in the news?..........
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# the very same.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i erm..
don't really have a response to that..
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Tug . . .SPONG !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Valin
....yes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Unexpected Ferret :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# UNEXPECTED RACOON!
I like that, and I shall click it.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I was not expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STIIINKIN' BADGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ooh
That was a surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# At least it appears that it broke some sort of knot . . . phew !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# mentos and diet coke probably NSFW
www.flurl.com/video/20983822_mentos_and_diet_coke_in_your_ass.htm

Yes they did it
Does anyone have a version that we could evaluate scientifically
(bumbandido mildly flaming, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# this is not the site you're looking for
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I think the links board have a version, try them.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Oh, dear.
I'll get the bunker ready.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hahah
he looks so pleased about it. ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# FUCKINGNORA!
I think I just shit my spleen.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# One of my very first FPs :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha oh god
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# oh lordy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# eek
I want my Mummy.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Great find!
Now if only there was something like a board for links or the like ...
Someone should invent that. With science.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Classy
Did you make that video yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I do.
I did this earlier this year.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ah yes
fascinating
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I fucking LOVE 2 Stupid Dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Do you like 300 as well? You might like this:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# That pic always reminds me of a former Australian politician.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] made this a few years back, but in the circumstances
it seems fitting & poignant:

(josimarX, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Ah yes,
a queefing pussy. The perfect tribute to the greatest childrens television creator of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# 'Lo Red!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Eh up rapey!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# That was a shit fast reply, again!
Yeah i'm good, just won £20 in a couple hands of poker, pretty good as i came in with £4.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# You?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Not too bad.
I was off to bed an hour ago, but then my best mate rang me trying to convince me to move up to Dunfermline. I told him I would only do it if he let me boff his wife at least 3 times a week. He said no, even though I promised to only do it while he was at work, and make sure he would never catch us.

Selfish cunt! I used to share my lego with him....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I say two things:
1. People use more onomaetopaeia (don't care about spelling don't bother) to mean sex.

2. You thunk her anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Well she did say to me on the phone,
that if I get a really good job, she will leave him for me,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Haha, is she boomable?
Or is she a bit of a glurp.


More nonsense words please!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Well I would snockle her moncurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hu-hoh!
You plorbilgy old snarp!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh well winkleberries to you
and your family you darminkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# >:(
Horblog!

I'm off for sleepies.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# this has got nothing to do with He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Pfft!
I suppose, nor Gummy Bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# indeed.
bagpuss was alright when I was a wee lad, but it doesn't compare to He-Man, Gummi Bears, or indeed Thundercats. In fact, I doubt the clangers or bagpuss were even in my top ten as a kid. Maybe 26 is too young for being all "bagpuss was fucking genius".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Well I dunno.
Bagpuss wasn't my favourite thing growing up, but having seen it again over the last couple of years, along with The Clangers, it was extremely clever, yet simple and basic. There is a charm to them that none of the others listed had in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I was thinking this,
if you replace He-Man with 'The' and and the masters of the universe with 'Treacle People'.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# SHOE PEOPLE!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bcl0gwRdA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I remember shoe people.
I hated it because my sister liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I tried to download Shoe People off Limewire a while back.
I got nothing but porn.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Awww!
Well youtube seems to have a lot of the episodes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Huzzah for Youtube!
I honestly don't know where we'd be without it.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Scooby Doo is gonna fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# pfft
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Yeah....
would
(Fidoh, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Saggy old cloth cat
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Coconut Urine Needs Tuning
Edit: Is it bad taste to use Bagpuss christmas tags on presents this year?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Depends who you're sending them to, the man who presents Bargain Hunt is the only person it wouldn't be bad taste use them for.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# why's that?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Because anyone else will send you back a nail bomb for being such a soppy arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Well I'll inform my Mother she's going to recieve a couple of Nail Bombs then.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# needs more boobs
man i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Throw up an image . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# 0_o
Man, that would be the number one selling toy for Xmas! BagPussy.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I only edited the name, just read underneath that.
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I heard they were looking for his naughty brother Dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Thats my favourite joke about him.
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# It's one of the only jokes i've heard in a while that i've laughed at.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9026510
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha that's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I read underneath.
Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Go back to bed?
Get emotionally involved with something and blog about it on the internet, eat, walk, sleep, wipe your ass, be pretty decent to the people you meet or be a cunt, it is, after all, your choice, read a book, walk the dog, maybe knock one out, take up bowls, cultivate an interest in Sanskrit, apply for a job in a petrol station (for a laugh), send a postcard to a stranger, eat a whole lemon, go outside and shout "hello do I really exist".. you choose.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I beleive the modern phrase is 'rattling one out' these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Call me old fashioned,
but I still go for 'hand to gland combat'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# wank
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Toss
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Tommy,
Short for Tommy Tank
Long for Wank.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Maybe later
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# i'm spent
so i'll toddle off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Nighty night Mickey
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# You will never win.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# BACK to bed?
Sleep is for fags and Nigerians.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# As a gay Nigerian, can I just say that I find this^ offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Only if you can sleep-talk
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# from the writer of
(max the storyteller jokes, jokes, jokes, wed 17 dec, 22:12, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I am praying for you
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I love how perspective makes things
smaller the further awaythey are....Oh, hang on a minute....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# oooooh Burn!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# thats the joy of 1 point perspective
i think we should have gone for 2 point in this occasion
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# evening all
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Having trouble with those tricky cocaine dregs, eh?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# O..O
nice eyeage
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# You're fackin nicked saaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaahahahahahahahaha
i love you, pippy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I wish i was a truck
red lorry yellow lorry red lorry lellow lowwy... dammit
Woobear!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Is it new compo time yet?
(please don't let it be another dvd/cd case/poster)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I think another one-worder is on the way.
I want the 'should have gone to specsavers' one.

I think it could be pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# is the word
"bumface"?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Let us hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# This is creating glee within me
but I'm not sure why. Is it the eyes? the stuck nose? The jaunty hat?
*shrugs*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# its deffinatelly the hat
how'do bucket_u_am :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# SkUGgy!!!
*ruffles hair*

ay oop :D How's Wales?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Boring and cold
hows... bucketland?
*pickes the ruffles out of his hair*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Tiring and cold.
My toesies are chilly, and I am sleepy :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# simply fold your legs under your armpits...
hang on that maybe fingers... you need microwavable slippers :)
(they are real! as seen on play.com for a rip off price)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# What's wrong with microwaving normal slippers?
*makes note to do experiment when less tired*

My duvet is calling me. Laters dood xx
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# nitey nite bucket
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# OK
what fucker glued his nose to the table?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ants pull nostril hairs
that'll learn him!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# watcha
hows things
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# 'ning! this is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Ahhhh the smell of pine
Hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# he is so so cute
full of awesome and woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Haha!
There's so many oldies on here tonight, what's going on, a reunion?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# haha - What a cute little fella. Yay!
*clicks hard

I've always liked your work
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# cuter than a minature item of something usually more substantial.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Roasted hogs head, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Woo
Strangely, I watched her show on Monday and spent most of it discussing with my dad the severed heads she keeps in her freezer. Were you hiding in my settee?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Not hiding exactly.....
You left your front door open, so i sneaked in and helped myself to your cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# She gives great head
Oh, japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# awww... you hid the cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# .
I'd be up that plump tart faster than you could blink. Woof!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# phwoor, eh? eh? eh?
*nudges hard in ribs with elbow*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# remove the head, scoop out the brains
add some cinemon and a hand grenade, pull the pin and simply throw into your oven for about 20minutes, you may wish to hide behind the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Recipe this NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *looks at pin in the oven...*
uhoh..
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# GOD I would
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# put head in oven?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# after I'd do her
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# shopping
is what i immediately thought... my brain is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Oh she is a salacious glass of lust isn't she.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# !


HOLY INSOLES BATMAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Now . . . we're getting somewhere !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# and thirdly that my hand is on fire...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek44tW0Dqig
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I had a moment of silly. Someone should shop the batbomb.gif
I've neither the patience nor the inclination
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Why does he crush mini-batman?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# either a joke about masturbation
or these cakes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I thought Battenberg was the capital of Kenya.
YOU SOLD US OUT, CONOVER!

www.abvg.net/Sofia/Battenberg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Why do you taunt us with your linkage to such vile produce?
Do we really mean that little to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# VILE?! you are talking nonsense young lady
battenburg is a PRINCE among cakes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# You're so wrong it bleeds
it's the arse cake of the devil
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# O_o
it's LUSH

i want some now. If i knew the link, i'd post a poll
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Do you like dat caek they is talkin bouts?
Yes :
no :
edit : poll over, the results show CAKE - some people like it - some do not
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# no, it's sickly sweet
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# yes, it's sickly sweet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Yes, I sweat sick
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# no wonder you were ill if you ate all that vomit...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# It's ok, I had it with cheese and ketchup.
I'm not gross.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Oh never mind me
I have just put on my special Wednesday moaning pance, ready for the challenge announcement.

I don't retract the "vile" statement though
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *admires*
...i see the problem... internet wedgie!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i had a grumpy evening recently
i solved that through the art of self-abuse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I ain't really grumpy
but fear I may not last much longer, waiting for the challenge.
Fecking European winters and the time difference *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# That's not a shoe
THIS is a shoe.
/Paul Hogan
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# He'll never get rid of it!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER GIANT SHOE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
bat bat!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I think I've been suede.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Trippin'










































Or this even:










(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I'm waiting for the HD version...........
and woo and click :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# merry b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ta beaucoup.
it's great being old (ish)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday
seems to have been a popular day to sign up
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# cheers Jamnoq
it's been fun and promises to be lots more so!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ta
I have a year's worth of shit pictures waiting in The Wings

or some other shit band :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# really? i'm waiting for Jet Set Willy to load...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# rah!
eye-rape.ytmnd.com
more-eye-rape.ytmnd.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# word up mo-fo!
you still going to the brum bash in feb?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# barring incident yes
i have booked my hotel

and i am growing celebratory facial hairs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# how many have you got now then?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# you're catching me up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# eye rape is fun...
unless it involves goatse. Then it's just ass rape
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# goatse isn't ass-rape
it's ass-expansion
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# rape in the figurative sense...
The ass just aint the same afterward, now is it?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# boy
that second one is a real doozy
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# owwww
that hurt
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Specy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I'be jist gome vlind
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hello lady!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hello Mr Boy!
Edit: I have to hide this thread. My eyes have gone hurty.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# adblock the image instead!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# POT!
hows the jaffa situation?
EDIT: didn't see the hello down there!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# she's gone man, gone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# NNNOOOOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I can never see these magic eye things....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# it's a SAILBOAT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# its a dolphin sailing a sailboat
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# bytes: myeyes
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# WoooooOOOOah.
O.O
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# this looks great as a profile background image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# i beg to differ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# nice ;)
Techno
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Wow!
That totally spacked me out.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Mo zaix !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Argghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I see the dancing fires of HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# BALLS
 
——————/´ ¯/)
—————--/—-/
—————-/—-/
———--/´¯/'--'/´¯`·_
———-/'/--/—-/—--/¨¯\
——--('(———- ¯~/'--')
———\————-'—--/
———-'\'————_-·´
————\———-----
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Why has it got those lines in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# bored now
i can see the fear! ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Amazing..
how much hatred 6 little pixels can inspire.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# That's what it must look like if you accidentely started
to orbit the twin towers after you jumped out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I miss the Spectrum days
But then again, I'm an old fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# top gun with shopping trolleys
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# HIIIIGHWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# TO THE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# DANGERZONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *dons oversized shades*
eeop lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *slaps on arse in a male-bonding-oh-not-gay-at-all way*
hey bud
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# *dry humps in a manly 'haven't seen you for ages' way*
how's sunny germany?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *looks out of window*
dark.

How's yourself, little professor?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# good ta
new job is good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# SUPERMARKET!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# you see, I got lost in the moment and forgot to think laterally
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# la-trolley was that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# *groans*
god i miss this place.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# try the haddock
ilse 3
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# yummers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Then add it to your favourites
you silly.
'lo Ives!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I think they are on their way to a red light special
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Clean up on isle 9 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Only the best shopping trolllys can perform like that . . .
Zoooooooom-a-vroooooooooooom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Yes. This works.
*rewrites script*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i'd far rather ride that to work then my poxy push-bike!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# it happened before
(Peter_G, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I remember that happening..

bolox i am old aren't i
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahah
this makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# what film is this from?
www.pown.it/2638
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# x-men 3
the shittening - bloke footballer ruined that with his cardboard acting
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# ah, got that coming from lovefilm at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i have no idea what lovefilm is... but it sounds like a porn site
Film was good, but footballer face ruined it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# dvd rental site
there porn selection is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# re-en-tal?
dvd whore out? pfft just wait 2 years and buy it in the bargain basement or on play.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# try before you buy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# film was fucking arse
footballer was a syptom not a cause

'my god, what have i done?'

OH FUCK OFF!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Who was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# magneto
at the end

footballer was vinnie jones
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# That was Jones??
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# indeed
i think hollywood has realised he's a waste of time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
I think its from an old Lilt advert
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# The original Botox Girl?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Das Boot...
This photo always reminds me of c_kick's anim
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# When he wasn't sniffing bicycle seats,
Hitler had a shoe fetish. This was a display of loyalty.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# nothing personal--I just haven't said it all day!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Fankooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Frank who?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I just realized..
I can read lips.

*adds to resume*
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Fan poo???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# The pleasure was all yours
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Flatulence ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# You've the deafest eyes of all
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Right . . . I can't hear what you're seeing . . .
and visa versa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I thought it might have been "I'm constipated"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# elephant stew?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# lols
bit of a mouthfull
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# holy wtf socks?
NSFW! i mean wTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# HOLY F*****G christ on a pogo stick playing the accordian, whistling mammy
MY eyes my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha fucking japs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Do you get chips with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# i think no man in a century will suffer as badly as you will
www.pown.it/2633 :D (this one is safe for work)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# best film ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# LEST DANCED!
www.pown.it/2644
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ^ Would - The one in the middle that is..

* I have drunk so mushicant tipe proper eny moe

Night nioght...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Maria carey?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# That music is graping my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# its been playing in the background for about 20 mins now :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha here too since I clicked the link :D
edit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2je_zskCZw

I prefer the slowed version
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Which film was it and what is happening in this scene with his ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# its rather funny
Princess Bride or something or other...
Well worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# The princess bride
get the film, best film ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Fish Stew?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# flick poo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# nice arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Th better to hold you with, m'dear
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# BINGO WINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# IT'S ALL MUSCLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# and lard
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# far queue?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Fork ewe--the best way to eat lamb
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# vacuum?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ning

*bums
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# do not want.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# too early
it's 1:15hrs away yet
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# But....but.....its DARK...ffs
Fascist!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Is that Cliff?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# GET IN THE SHOWERS!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Smells a bit funny in here, are you coming too?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Oh bugger... It has turned from two-day Tuesday to Gay Shift in a matter of seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# thought i would remind some of the day folk to folk off to bed
It is now the realm of teh GAYE
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *Joins in because he has drunk to much...

* Bums Righteously
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# *adds lube...you rough bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Oh shit, my clocks are wrong.
Lovely homoeroticism there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Going for GOLD!!!!! who am I?
I AM COOKING IN THE DARK, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOOK AT MY BIG TITS, HAHAHAHA, I AM COOKING IN THE DARK, ZOMG LOLOLOLZ

DRIBBLE THE CREAM ALL OVER THEM, YUMMY

LARD LARD LARD

who am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ainsley Harriot
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# PERCY MOTHER FUCKING PEPPER AND SUZY MOTHER FUCKING SALT
WHATS HE FUCKING LIKE, WHATS HE FUCKING LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# EH? EH? EH?
*BUG EYES BUG EYES*
*TEEFS*

EH? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# UP YOU ARSE AND ON THE BBQ, AINSLEY WANTS SOME SAUSAGE
FUCK FUCK FUCK, READY STEADY COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

YOUR MUM, IS HERE ON THE TV, WHATS HE LIKE? WHATS HE LIKE? I WANT TO SUCK HIM, AS I IS A GAY. BLACK AND GAY, ITS A GOOD JOB THAT I'M NOT JEWISH AND A GYPO AS WELL.

PERCY PEPPER UP MY ANUS, SUZY SALT UNDER MY FORESKIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I am so glad we don't get his shows over here.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Nigella bites me
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, LOOK AT MY SAGGY TITS, THAT I HAVE ROLLED UP TO MAKE THEM LOOK BIG AND SLIGHTLY PERKY
MARS BAR UP MY CUNT LICK THE CHOCOLATE OUT, YOU ARE IN LUCK THERE IS SOME JAM THERE AS WELL, LADY JAM, HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# your mum
or your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Bernard Manning
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I'M FUCKING ROBIN HOOD, OKAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# is he a good lay?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# eh, it's a joke from a very silly show I've been watching
nz.youtube.com/watch?v=ur0FSV0bz8g
Howard dresses as Robin Hood but everyone thinks he's Peter Pan (2:20 in this clip).

Not a great show, but it has its moments.. just realised that it reunites Johnny Galecki and Sara Gilbert (having both been in Roseanne), how rare!

I watch a lot of shit TV
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Only if I can have Friar Tuck
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I'm phoning the Sheriff of Nottingham
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Dance tiem
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# TECHNO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# GAY SHIFT!
...already?
www.pown.it/2640 DOMOLOPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# The other one...

was better

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# this one is superior
pown.it/251
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# That site is
insane!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I've actually looked at every single one :D
yes i'm that bored
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Darkness
*puts on lipstick and fires up all magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Two to tango too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# We should farm these mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Woo...

Nings Noon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# The bad, the really bad and the fucking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Woo! - How much does it cost to get in?
Where's Kim Jong-il?
That's right, I forgot he's signing peace deals.

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# It's a dear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# they make a lovely couple
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# e's got two elbows on 'is arm!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Free
if you're a political leader with
a) megalomania
b) terminal stupidity
c) dyspraxia
d) all or any of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# or
e) Rick Parfitt,

of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# pffffffft!
 
glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Quo oh oh oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# nings back
and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ta beaucoups!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# love the St George Meerkat on your profile
big click and have the meerkat motorcycle display team.....

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# They sure got their tickets punched !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# aaaaaall bound for cuckoo laaand
ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Geoff Capes sells Grape Crepés whilst viewing videotapes of Jungles Apes... near Fire Escapes


Previously:
The Day that Di Died I Tie Died My Thai Bride

Ten, intense Tensings, Tensing in Tents

Dez, Lez and Bez eating Pez and playing on a Nes whilst wearing a Fez in front of a Dez Rez.Now with added Kes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# That really 'scrapes' the barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# That realy 'shapes' that up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# WTF is that about?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Geoff Capes
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# i might have to do one of these
my dads always coming up with similar things when i speak to him
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Cape's japes
are ace! In the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# *sprays mace*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Caught on tape !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# yeah!
www.pown.it/2659
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ^ teh sexy...!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Watch out
for the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I like this
extra points for including a budgie
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Mmrfghamnn . . . Thanks for the shoe chew . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Shoe Treats... Shoe Treats...
The only treat made from a shoe...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Just right for playing fetch . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# * Runs off...
* Fetches

Go on then... rub my tummy and tell me i'm a good boy..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Better than that . . . you make for fine breeding stock !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ?

breeding stock fuck sock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Then a poodle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Mmm...
nice leathery flavour
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# With a slight hint of polish . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# All the way from Poland...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I understand that they make the best . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
chew it cowboy
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Workin' his way up to boots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

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