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# Roads?



(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I think they're going to a muddy field
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yes
"Where we're going we need no roads" *drives into field with no roads in.

was alot funnier in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo time? Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# pffffffff
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha
oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Danke, America
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# heh great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That's a bloody amazing sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# STOP WHININK
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *eats everyone's lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Thank you!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
You are a Hollywood film director AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hah!
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# pfft
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Haha, well waddaya know eh
*points down slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :D
*thinks about the idea of a talking TARDIS and shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I just noticed the KITT lights on top

Ashally, a TARDIS TURBO BOOST would be supreme.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'd watch that.
It's gotta be better than the new Knight Rider series anyway.
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Wesley Snipes Towers
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Yay for the Selleck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you rang?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# You'll have to excuse him, he's from Mechicooo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
I know there's a US version of The Office, but I think they've missed out on a chance to turn it into Teh Hoffice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Utter Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I park this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Yes?
It's huge
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Why isn't this is a new thread, it's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Because it's a repost :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Ah, fair enough then.
It's bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Thank you
So are you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Aww :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Full of Orinoko awesomness :D
edit:

This is totally awesome, my last message didn't fully convey my feelings on he matter.

Do you have a high res version I can put on my fridge / wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Sadly not
This is one of the few I didn't make large and scale down for posting...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :(
oh well, desktop it is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] It's set in BirmingHAAAM
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *touches*
MONSTERBRUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Birmingham, Alabama?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Is her nose as pretty as mine, foo?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Is that that Latifah chick?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# aye
Queenie Latifah
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# im going to hell anyway
(bunglist, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I SPENT ALL NIGHT GETTING THE POWER UP AND THEN I WAS DEFETED BY THE LEVEL BOSS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Backseat drivers...
Woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Does anyone else find Zane Lowe somewhat irritating?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# SOMEWHAT?!
He's a cock of the first water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I've no idea who he is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# yes i do
he acts like he is as famous as the people that he interviews.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# he acts like people tune in to listen to him talk
and the guests are distraction from the real awesome that is his personality.

this is not the case
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# A mate took of pic of me in Cuba
I looked very smug with my mojito in my rocking chair
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Show us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
I don't have it here, but I intend to show it later

Mediocre bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Look at how neat your toes are!
*hugs monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# No they are!
I've never seen toes that neat. WOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I don't know what to say to this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I give very strange compliments.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# :D
pure sex
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# PURE
SEX
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You smug foreign bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *does a smug little dance*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# mo-ji-toooo
What? I don't think it's a gay drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It was the best EVAR

half of it was aged rum, and there was also honey in it as a secret ingredient
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Ooooh that sounds lovely.
I had champagne last night, as yesterday was so shit, work-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# boo nay for shitty work
woo yay for fizzy plonk.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# This.

Did your work buy you champagne?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# No, I bought me champagne
they did a while back though, for my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I got a text message from SnapFax the other day to get you 40% off
champagne and wine at Vicky Hoy and associated outlets... anyone who wants it can gaz me their mobile number.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Probably not a good idea, I don't drink often!
thanks though, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I like champagne

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# So do I!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# it's a nice drink
if you get a good one.

My drink of choice at the moment is a Blood and Sand because it's a cool name and it tastes nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I was quoting Family Guy....
My drink of choice is always coffee or champagne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I should know a Family Guy quote hwn I see one
... hmmmm....

Anyway - yeah - of all the fluids in the world those are two of the best.. you are a lady of unquestionable style and class.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# what was the mojito doing in your rocking chair?
you should stick up for yourself more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# It was shouting something in spanish I didn't understand
I was quite intimidated
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# yes. yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# He looks just like a guiy I used to work with
who was also a smug, irrittaing south african

He makes Westwood appear normal
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# zane lowe isn't south african!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Welsh, then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Whom?
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'm old before my time and I most only listen to radio 4
... however - I was driving late in the night the other night and I found out that not everything that they play on Radio 1 is utter pants. If you tune in late enough on the right evening sometime it might be quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# that was always the case
not that I've tried for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I assumed it died
with John... but there are pretenders to the crown... which is a nice thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Indeed...
but it seems after 8.30 all you get is dance music.

I left their demographic years ago so I couldn't give a flying one.

Christ, I can't even listen the Virgin/Absolute/whateverthefuckitscalledthisweek any more
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Radio 4 FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# i think hes a nice guy
he knows what hes talking about, loves what he does... different strokes for different folks i guess.

(shouldnt get involved in these internet opinion things)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yay
On a minor TJ, I just found out they've added Ricky Gervais, Jarvis Cocker, Tim Minchin and Dara O'Briain to the bill for the atheism get-together on Sunday. Being atheist rules!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :-(
Jesus is no good at telling jokes. He just keeps turning my mayonnaise into plaster of paris and then falling off his cloud, giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Step away from the dark side
upcoming.yahoo.com/event/1244256/
we have all the best acts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Nah, a Christian surrounded by atheists?
I'd be smothered in all of the vitriol, point-scoring and bitching.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# It says in the blurb Christians are welcome
It's a Christmas celebration after all

Even fundies are welcome as long as they bring a sign and protest in an amusing manner :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# 'debunk Winterval myths spouted by religious and media ninnies'
Yeah, it sounds really accepting.

No ta, but have a good time.

Plus I'll be recovering from playing a gig the night before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :)
Putting the fun into fundamentalism...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# On sunday?
Why aren't they at church?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# We will be singing carols
if that counts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I refuse to believe Gervais exists
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# His stand-up's brill, IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ahahahah
click
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Ok then heres a pirate alien nun
for the win.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
that's actually a bit nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
now that's something we can all enjoy... pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# taht's betterererer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Look, it's simple
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# FUCKING BIGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Any chance on some bastwank ingredients?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# money doesn't grow in trees
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Money is made out of trees

/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# trees are a bunch of miserable tight fisted
bastardes and the planet will be in better shape when they're all dead -- discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# You bastard cunt!
Some All of my best friends are trees!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# some of my best friends are homophobic racists
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Here have a pirate nun.
It will take the taste of the naked man away.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# All nuns are pirates.
100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# What about the ninja ones?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Clearly...
...only the ones with black marker pens to colour in the white bits can be ninjas. But the pope doesn't permit nuns to use pens.

Ergo all ninja nuns are fakes.

/logic
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# How do they get the eye patch without the marker pens?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Comedy telescopes.
You know, that ones that give you a black eye when you use them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Clever bitches
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# they're Ninjas
Anyone Heard Sebastian Bach's Angel Down?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# no
but I've been listening to Sebastian Tellier a lot -- he's French.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# no Aliens
No win


*EDIT* Hmmm - that's not yours is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I dunno, bit of make-up and she could be a chestburster.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# good thinking
I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# no win no fee
no fee no vat
no vat no fuss
no fuss no muss...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# They also love teh dick
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yay
and seasonal too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# another?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# wAHYEY!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I am proud.
b3ta.com/board/9035104

*hug* ningles lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# cor thats dead nice is that
i love masks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Well you know my fetish for them
I'm surprised it took me this long.

Thanks, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# all the best people love masks, specialy venetian ones
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hell YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# OK - this could be the best compliment you've had in a while...
... but what have you actually done to the image?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# where the HELL have you been
and yes - google Pirate Nun....



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I've seeing if the grass is greener on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# the other side of WHAT?
*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# this!!!!
Well, Griffy, IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I CAN ABSOLUTELY ASSURE YOU THAT IT IS NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# cool
Welcome back, and Merry Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Cheers Bees
and a Merry Christmas to all

I've got my work do tonight. It's all Black Tie an everything
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I don't like Asian food...
*comedy trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you need...
www.sadtrombone.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# what I need madam,
is the warming embrace of a rosy cheeked woman to make me feel less ill... if that isn't forthcoming the bony ministrations of crack addled hooker will have to suffice...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# in that case
www.instantrimshot.com

errm. sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# welcome back young whipper snapper
did you have exciting adventures which you can regale us with tales of?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# no. not really.
Vietnamese prisons are quite dull places
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# man
I thought they'd be full of Vampire gold :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# and is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
I had to double check then

I was going to type it, then thought - hang on - I don't remember typing that...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
but I asked first :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=pirate%20nun&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
I can google too, look.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# yay - two minds..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Someone has ripped him off repeatedly!
In the past!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# tsk
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# oh my
Dora the Engorger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# you can be arrested for that in Australia
I suggest you hide it and all Aussie users wipe their cache now.

/no joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# they'd have to catch me first
YOINK
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I LOVE ADBLOCK
!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# nononononononononoooooo
that made me choke on my lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# great - lovely as this is
I think I'll have to spend the next little bit of the day at my cache with a brillo pad.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# NSFW
AdBlock

Try not to be such an idiot next time, mmm-kay?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# shut up you prick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Did someone proclaim you king of b3ta or something?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Errr,
actually yeah, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha

It can be away for months, and then, suddenly, there it is again!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# seems to rile the noobs lovely still
you alright mate
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah man
just getting some work down before the office closes down for crimbo

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# not bad mate, off shopping in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Oh shit, don't remind me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# FUCK ME!
Good job my boss wasn't walking past then!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SNOGGING CHRISTMAS CHRIST!!!
....
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# HAHAHA! COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# if you have shopped this may I please be allowed to heartily extend my congratulations to you
if you have googled "pirate nun" and then uploaded what you find there and posted it may I suggest that, in future, you might make efforts to manipulate images in some way before you post them... we're a happy bunch here but we're often a lot happier to see original stuff you've made yourself... that's kind of the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Fuck Off
You should feel so proud as you have just pushed someone else's hard work off the board with what you found on another website.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Just some old bollocks...


Nothing to see here, move along now...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ^ Jeff Buckley ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
Jeff Buckley John Cale
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
#
John Cale Jon Bon Jovi
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
#
Jon Bon Jovi Joe Dolce
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# The Jeff Buckley one is just amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I've been learning the guitar tab for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# It's surprisingly easy isn't it.
Now, onto learning Grace! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Some bird's covered hallelujah.
I haven't heard it, and I hope I don't. Jeff's version is too beautiful for words, and I really don't want to listen to this girl's version in case it's popped up to the nines.

Plus I have no idea why it needed to be done. Is she some illiterate that can't write her own songs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Half way through they bring in a flipping choir and it all goes a bit gospel
I was nearly sick on my lap when I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# No - it's just souled up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# it has no soul
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# they turned it into a power ballad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# To be honest with you,
it did seem a lot more like the original when I heard it the once.


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I don't think they did a bad job with this one
considering Jeff's version is a cover too.. and he's dead anyway.

At least it wasn't the other version replete with R Kelly style grunts - that one was fucking dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I think it was done
Specifically to upset those that get sniffy about these sorts of things.

CF Stairway to Heaven.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I suppose it doesn't matter
she'll be gone in a few months.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# No - you're right - it doesn't matter
Not that you'd believe it the way of the geeks in my office are going on about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I just wish these new kids'd at least make their first release an original.
Obviously it'll probably still be generic toss (Hello Leona) but at least it'd be a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# No one likes to be challenged when they relax.
It's a lot easier to digest a reworking of something familiar than concentrate on something entirely new.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# i don't get why
they have 12 shows, surely they just need one, open the phone lines and whoever gets the most votes is the winner?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# They'd not make nearly enough money
and it wouldn't be a long enough distraction from everything for the easily led proles.

Really it should be called 'never mind war and famine, here's teenagers honking'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# All fuckin' THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# That was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# They were very happy with my design
there wasn't much to talk about ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hooray for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Is Jeff Buckley one of The Wiggles?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I dunno about Jeff,
but Guillermo is!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YafPnEPC8O8
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Ha!
I was actually having this row with my mother last night. She actually thinks that her version is really good.

All this despite the fact that she loves the Buckley version, and she saw Cohen a couple of weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# To be fair I've not heard your mother's version
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# me neither
didn't realise it WASN'T Jeff Buckley's originally
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# O Rly?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rf36v0epfmI

To be honest with you, it is one of those cases where a person has made a song rather than writing it.

For reference see Jealous Guy by Roxy Music, With a litlle help from my friends by Joe Cocker and many many more....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# but Buckley would never have recorded it
had he not heard Cale's version and decided "oooh, i can release a version that's identical to that :)"

Buckley comes under the same banner as Cobain and Lennon, he died while people still liked him, so he can do no wrong in the eyes of his fans. fucking hero worship for frankly mediocre talents (yeh Buckley had the voice, but could he write for shit? we'll never know)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Grace seems to have:
Some very good covers...

A couple of decent originals...

Some filler...

Jury's out I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# but Grace
was thrown together, VERY quickly after he recorded the track for his dad's tribute album and only 4 of the tracks are written by him (there are several co-writes, but there's no way of telling how much input he had so they don't count)

I still don't think that Buckley's Hallelujiah is anything special, nor do i think he'd have had the success he has had if he hadn't died. To be fair he'd probably still be working and recording, but he'd not have the massive "fan" base that he has today
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Well I think you are way off there.
The Cohen Version: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rf36v0epfmI

The Cale Version: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOZLQ3d1FI&feature=related

The Buckley Version: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ&feature=related

I think they are extremely different from each other.

Also, Grace was a brilliant album, made up pretty much completely of songs that he had written, so yeah, you can judge whether he was a good songwriter.

Also, you may not like Lennon and Cobain yourself, but the fact is that they have sold countless millions of records over the world, so they can't be that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# The two best songs are covers though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Hallelujah and Lilac Wine?
Maybe, but there are some other crackers on there. In my opinion of course. I absolutely love the album, but I can understand cs192's point about the dying young people and the cultish attitude towards them,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I was thinking of Corpus Christi Carol...
But I do love a bit of Benjamin Britten...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ah fair enough.
That is a stonker of a cover though. He did a cracking job!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I think Eternal Life is the best track
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Tis a cracker!
I think we can all agree then, Grace by Jeff Buckley is an awesome album and anyone who disagrees is a loser ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# but...but...but
didn't Buckley only become famous AFTER he died, like Van Gogh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
FUCK YOU BARBARA! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# cherry yoghurt hits screen moment there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# i've no idea who she is
never heard of jeff buckley either come to that, but i'll take your recommendation
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You know it makes scents
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You must have heard of Jeff Buckley??
Nice voice
Couldn't swim
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ooooooh, Hull :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah, I felt wrong typing that.
True though
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# bollocks
he's working in my local chippy with Richey
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Richey from the manic street preachers?
Please stab him, it'd be nice to hold his corpse up in front of all the wrist slitters and put this to rest once and for all.

*may have gone to school with a load*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# well he's officially dead now
so it's meant to be at rest
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# No body, no proof, no let-up from the whinging and crying on his birthday....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Bit like Kirsty MacColl,
when she joined the Propellorheads.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I hadn't
until about two years ago

personally feel he's a bit weak
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# sorry got a bit side tracked
personally i prefer the rufus wainright version

paranoia7curse.free.fr/Musique/Shrek%20-%2010%20-%20Hallelujah%20-%20Rufus%20Wainwright.mp3

really don't care for the original, and i agree , buckley is a bit neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# But... but...
Buckley's recording is owned by Sony - i.e. Cowell as well!

It's all pre-planned to make the high trousered arse bag even more minted than he already is!

It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past him actually.
The same thing happened in the US when some guy did it on American Idol.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Oh he's well aware...
in the run up to the final he's been doing a lot of press saying that he knows loads of people hate the X Factor...

The Buckley version is revered by so many that anyone with akowledge of the music industry would be well aware of this...

It's a trap and I refuse to give the penny pinching goiter any of my finances.

I'd happily gve the cash to Leonard himself though after his manager swindled him out of around £5m.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I read Cohen will make a £1million this week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Good
'bout time too!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# OMG NOOOEEZZZ
SOMEONE ELSE DID A COVER VERSION OF A SONG I LOVE A DIFFERENT COVER VERSION OF. THEY MUST ONLY BE IN IT FOR THE MONEY ELSES THEY WOULD HAVE LEFT MY FAVOURITE VERSION ALONE.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *Digs out mp3*
*listens*
(Tish&Pish, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ^that
or the original
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - UK TV, HOLLYWOOD STYLE


Many great British TV programmes get re-made by the Americans, but there are plenty they haven't got round to yet. Play producer and show us what they'll look like.

Challenge suggested by LeightonJimbo and voted for by YOU. Apologies for lateness of challenge - technical issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# NSFW! hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!
I finally get to post this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# winner
right - next challenge....

NEXT CHALLENGE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahaahah
simple but effective
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# there's the winner right there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# so simple
yet so full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# COORRRRRR
It's the Rovers Return!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# they look like a 12 year old's idea of what tits should look like...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# surely a 12 year old
would think they should meet in the middle?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Mmmm ...
12 year olds ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm not 12
But I thought tits looked like that.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# over filled spherical bags of rough meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I voted for this, but now I can't think of anything to do :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# also
it's not VERY festive considering it's Christmas next week you hate filled cunt.

:D

ooooh - it's fun to say nawty things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# so do some christmas uk tv shows!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# as ever sir
you have had a positive influence on my demeanour.

I shall try and do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] You can see I put a lot of effort into this..
(Peter_G, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Right, I'm going to get it right this time...
Hey, Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?

No? Have you?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
They look like they're dancing...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# :D
and I just posted something about having a sex change... although after seeing this you've put me off. I'll stay as a man... I might get another ass cheek surgically added or something... one boob...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# More penises might be useful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'm quite happy coping with one
... I think any more would be ungainly... and dressing to the left would become more troublesome...

a tail on the other hand... I could work with one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Penistail.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Have a quick and dirty Amy Winehouse
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(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# NSFW
and I picked a fine fucking time to post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# is it?
I see a redex on the right. Is that the NSFW bit?

what's going on? Am I in the right place?

Am I wearing my trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# sorry to say it , but this^
it's a lot of things but nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I thought that the image had been changed.
If that is the original pic, then I agree with you sire.

It is no worse than the perfume adverts that get plastered over the "news" sites and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I see naked man, I consider that nsfw.
*shrugs*

as it's my opinion though, it'll stay that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Redex?
I see no redex.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *cunts newbie in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
*snickers*
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *double deckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You might want these...

Perhaps a quick read of the FAQ too.... Some people get a bit upset with nudey bits.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You honour us with your shexy pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Bit nsfw, link it maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# blimey, I log back in to b3ta having just spent all morning in meetings,and I already have to use adblock.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# (look down)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I wanna routemaster!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
ace - there's a guy in the next village on with one of those on his drive
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Shopped images only please.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Did you hear...
one of those EVIL bendy buses hit a woman on Oxford Street yesterday.

Would never have happened if it's been a Routemaster. They NEVER knocked people over
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i heard a while back
that a kid got his arm stuck in the bendy section of one of those and the driver didn't stop so he got dragged down the street for half a mile. think his arm detached and all

happened somewhere in east london i believe


never saw it on the news when it supposedly happened so dunno if it's true or not
(The Director of Directing, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Yay!
Rumour it! Rumour it hard!
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# perfect
although not dirty or smutty enough...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# MORE SMUT YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# 25 Minute Doodle- 18/12/08 (it's much bigger than they usually are)


Thanks to mediocre for turning it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Has the person wearing the mask got a very hairy face?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *feels shunned*
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Another great one
I think I've really liked your last couple.

I particularly like the reversed masked ball thing with all the markings underneath
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I have....no idea which one you mean.
:S


Thank you though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I mean this one :)
It reminds me of the masks you wear to a ball, all ornate and twirly, except this looks like a reversal with all the markings on the face covered by a blank mask
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# OH!
I am an idiot, sorry.

Thank you, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# This is ace.
I demand - DEMAND; mark you - that you quit your day job immediately and start doing a cartoon/graphic novely-type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I already work on one!
Maybe one day. For now I'll concentrate on getting some canvasses for these bad boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Nice!
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Thank you, babs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Nice draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ers
*swings her pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Cor!
*loses monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# nice drawage Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Thank you very much, Mr Freebly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# wow
simply stunning! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Why thank you, lovely Rev.
How's she doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# still going on
:( she's now run into the front room screaming that she's going to be killed - why you may ask!? because she was offered some lunch! :S
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# O_O
put her in a bag. Maybe she'll go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Just like you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# that's lovely
although you're always posting these when I'm not around... and I then I end up at the bottom of the thread, I've tried not to take it personally, but the evidence is stacked for the opposite argument... so - I'm going to have a sex change.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I can't help it, I thought you were, you were in the last thread
so NER.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I can't stay mad at you
it's another lovely doodle too... it reminds me of the people who stand opposite the scientology church in the city wearing V masks and shouting unkind things about Tom Cruise and the Scientologists... I like to bait them by pretending to go inside and then not doing at the last minute... oh the fun we have.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Very very lovely
I'd love to shop one of these a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Go for it, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Cheers Cap! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# It is really lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)

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