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[challenge entry] lollipop anyone?
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# ARF
If only!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Legend
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# from last night
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# too small to be a planet
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# just a little head
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# thanx for the offer gillian
*pullsover to hard shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# oh ye of little face
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I find his lack of face distu - GAAAAAAH! OH GOD! FURTIVE BEAR IS IN MY ROOM! OH NO! HE'S EATING ME! ARRRRGH! GAH! OH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# haha breathe
edit: jp.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I never tire of that one
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# What is jump what??

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# WHAT AM I
*slaps head*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# oh my god ahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Heheheh
Woo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# heh heh heh
pulsars
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# That crazy Patrick Moore
He loves Talking Heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# thought you should know what talk is saying about you!
www.b3ta.com/talk/5761299
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# WHHOPS THTcode didnae work
.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Eh? What? Eek?
You trying to lure me to the horsey side?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# This refutes any question ever.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I also have this problem...

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# i feel your pain brother
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# You're sitting on my needles
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# oops sorry
*shuffles of to the artificial christmas tree department*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# too late
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Haha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Needs more Emily
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# YAYUMS!
Also can some one gaz me a bit of code so that i can post links but without them saying, for example www.b3ta.com but instead i could just post a link that said "funny site full of funnies etc." or whatever.
:D

Edit:have googled "writing links" but most confusing!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Don't do it!!
It's witchcraft I tell ye!!!

*Jumps through window*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ahhh, hello jeeves, was just wondering
how the defenestration was coming on...
good good....
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
#
Maybe you could try the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Be careful though
these guys might try to sue you for patent infringement.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# oooh scary!!!!!
damn wiki patents, thank goodness i never used napster or bittorrent.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# try <a href=”website here”> what you want the link to say here</a>
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Like this
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9040412
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# lol
bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# oh ffs!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# thanks, obviously i'm new to all this
you are a star thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I'M THE STAR
I TOLD YOU FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Shop / shop, heh
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# CHUFF CHUFF CHUFF! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Clark Merlin: The Early Years
(thanatos, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# SHE PUTS THE WEIGHT INTO MY LITTLE HEART
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# MY HEART IS FULL OF BONERS FOR ALL OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You should really visit your local physician.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# They all wound up in there
because of a-cute angina
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I read that as a cute vagina.
No such thing.Is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Not after the last visit to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
the broken image thingy in Firefox looks like a white Domo with a folded head

bah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Mistyped and Domo eated it.
Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# local to you maybe hmmm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# that's the impression I get when I see it
but I've never watched a whole one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# That guys face looks like a foot.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# 12"?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Badum tish!
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Man lying on a wall


Who'd have thought Lowry would be a pig to imitate?

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# DONT CALL ME SCARFACE
doop eee doop dee doo
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# scarface.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# you are.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# aaaAL CAPONE
My auntie's dog used to go mental to that song
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# As ever, the making of
the making of



Sorry if a bit big; I'm lost on the new size rules.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# its a bit like the opening to 'yes minister'
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BDEMthILzpA
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I hadn't seen that
until you said! It is too
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# This is why it is ace
Wooeys
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I know people
like to see stuff made. It gives them ideas, shows it wasn't all filters etc. Or other reasons?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Shows that all I think I am doing right is rubbish and half assed
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# this is mine
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Shows people like me they have little talent!!!
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Pfft
this took patience, not talent.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Then I'd love to see some of your talent.
*Now I am confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Always respect the rules
(SSSSS, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I probably shouldn't admit it
but I laughed out loud at this.

Now go link your pic, there are people at work.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# haha you are a crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# this is great
i'm sure lowry would have loved it too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# fab!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I like this muchly.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Demon approves of this thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# AAA*
 
*ace as always
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# thing about Lowry is where people think he lacks details he doesn't
he implies pretty much everything, he was a very clever man, MANCHESTER WIN.

I am mildly upset big ben is there :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# That isn't meant to be
Big Ben; just my version of his clock tower. My pic is just my view of his, so can't take any credit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I like it, credit where credit is due.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Briefcase, brolly, quiff, Big Ben, smoking industrial chimneys, ciggy, looking up and not down...
This is the weirdest thing! (nothing wrong with that...)

I reckon it owes at least as much to (the film) 'A Hard Day's Night' as to Lowry.

You're onto something new & good here, SG.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you still here????


(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# On and off, like, yeah.
Was that question as hostile as it sounded?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# "Course not mate,
just amazes me that there are so many people who live on tinterwebs as much as i do!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I've worked further on this one
www.b3ta.com/board/9021341
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Oh, no. Sodding work laptop lets me see the pic on this thread, but redexes the one on that link.
Despite several different 'clever' circumvention attempts.

Keep on with this stuff, though! Highly worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# don't worry
Lowry did a better version.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Yeah, but he never painted a fleet of dustbowl refugees in overloaded Model T Fords
driving down 1990s Wall Street in the middle of a firefight between a two Chicago gangster factions as a rodeo was in full swing, accidentally scheduled in the same time and place as the Million Man March.

I'd like to see a Mancunian artist do a picture of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Any chance of it being Sexy Hitler Time yet?
click (nsfw)

mod edit: good lord... yeah, so - that's not safe for work. You know that right? I mean, it's pretty obvious.
(SSSSS, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Mind if I slip this pea in??


You should really link that should'nt you??
Plus that file size is ridiculousousous.

Naughty.TWAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Well as we're reposting.
I got a bit over excited and prematurely jizzed this out on the board this morning, I should really have waited for the gay shift.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Lolz, yes I saw it earlier.
And it still stands...this fella is a cucking funt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# how about kung fu hitler?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I don't know I originally did this.. but anyway
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Since when has hitler been sexy???
/Keeping it real blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# You would have to ask Eva Braun
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# his top lip was the original brazillian
 
(Pob mk2, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Dear oh lord!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# you spelt your username wrong
 
(Pob mk2, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# mother?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Enormous file size, and 100% NSFW
This is all kinds of fail...
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Negro's soft fat wang?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# you write for Mills and Boone
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Never Stab Faces WIth !!!!!!!! ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# National Weather Service Forecast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# This is just...
words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yeah
it could have been optimised, that filesize is ridiculous

think of the folk on dial up
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Does dial-up even still exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# In 3rd world countries like here in the USA, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Rulebreaking thread-disapproving demon disapproves of rulebreaking thread.


NSFW, you fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Naughty Sausage Fellatio-ed Willingly?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Your drawings are crap
(SSSSS, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# So's your face
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# And she picks on teenage girls for doing the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I'm sure the guy who posts Hitler porn
will be outraged to learn this. Outraged!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Not even slightly SFW here
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# does nobody on b3ta work in a Nazi porn factory?
I blame Thatcher for destroying British industry
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# A national disgrace
*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# There was plenty of Nazi porn under Callaghan.
Them were the days...
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I sometimes say I do when I'm drunk and pissed off.
*note to self: DO NOT ATTEND NEXT YEAR'S OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Oh dear...
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# 3 legged lols.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# The other leg is apparently in that young ladys mouth...
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# The jokes. You're milking them.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Hitler with a trunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Wow, 3MB and monumentally wrong.
Bye bye twat.

You twat.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Today was brought to you by the word twat
 
(Pob mk2, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# This may be the "hrumfuck" I've heard so much about.
Man, what a day poor B3TA has had.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# oh yuck
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Who owns a framed picture of Hitler?
If I was at work, and was allowed on the internet, then this wouldn't be safe for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I'd say
although the work is NSFW, bravo on your technical wizardry on manipulating the video to make the picture be Hitlers.

But I suspect it was in the first place.

NO KUDOS FOR YOU. NOPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I feel belittled
(SSSSS, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# is this what passes for hitler porn these days?
deary me, they don't make them like they used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Vankansch de comme yaa?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# arrrrrghhh my epilepsy just kicked in,
it's all down one side,
OOOoooofff!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Needs more water..
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# You are gonna need a chopter too
Heheheh
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# They should do a special edition of Jaws
and call it the 'Head, tail, whole damn thing' edition.

This made more sense in my head.
Lovely picture, nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh, blue water
I suppose this is kinda related



dum dum dum deee daaa da da daaaaaaaaaaaa
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# This looks like the New York skyline
but what are those two big buildings?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# You know who was in Terrahawks...
MOID
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# My (drunken) work is done
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Might have my timelines slightly skewed here, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *unfolds political statement*
*decides wow!this is good*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Mel, you're ace.
You like everything!

You can come to one of my 'cider, moaning & Bonnie Prince Billy' parties anytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha
*packs kilt ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Ah.
I meant the other Bonnie Prince Billy.
But kilts are fine. The drinking 'n' moaning are the main attractions.
And smoking roll-ups in the sleet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I'm a BPB fan.
Sadly, I'm not a ladygirl.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Bought some new pens and tried colouring in one of my old pictures.
Left: Murgatranthes the demon + tennis racquet vs chav. (CFB, 127kb)
Right: Sneaky pearoast. I posted it last night, and then a spambost posted a thread and all the subsequent FAIL replies buried previous threads to the point beyond arsedness-to-scroll. Christmas is shit, so have a shitty Christmas picture. Don't try this at home, kids - mistletoe is toxic to humans. Hell, it's probably toxic to demons too, but Silrathus doesn't know that. (CFB, 150kb)



If you're annoyed about a thread with no totally new material, have a photo I took of a squirrel. 'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Squirrel = Awesome!
:D

Also, im taking a really long train journey tomorrow, can anyone reccomend films or telly programs to download for it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# <PLUG>
You can buy a print or postcard of it: www.deviantart.com/print/4734222/
</PLUG>

How long a journey? I'd take books; no batteries to run out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# sheffield to south east kent
About 6/7 hours
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hot piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I dont have any books, just the internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Try A Game of Thrones by George R R Martin.
It's fantasy but there's no magic and hardly any dragons in it at all. GRRM is an incredible author - he does with words what Jimi Hendrix did with guitars.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# hello ms bobby bobb bob
You are producing unique art so therefore have much to bask about in your own kudos, for the purpose of having, you.

Egg salient.


p.s. I like your use of a tennis racket (raquette) as a minder
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Wip willy woo!
Hello you revolving undulating chapeau.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# He is a lovely fat squirrel
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# hi duckling.
You will NOT BELIEVE what I picked up at Woolworths this very afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# A frighteningly large bag of pick n mix?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# symbolic
character based representation of a manga-esque character in badge form...

hope you're doing well in the credit crunch ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I've not really noticed it, tbh.
I'm on minimum wage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Some crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Was is some pick n mix
and a cheap plastic toy? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# even better
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# reality check
I'm apparently a creepy weird boring odd uncool person who's not with the yoof program and also an awful vindictive legal-mental internet bully.

So how can I love small fluffy fuzzy japanese Domo-kun-like items. QED
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Death-Weetabix!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Yay Domo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# yours if you remind me of your actual physical mail address
(I bought 2 of each to be safe...Jessie gets t'other ones)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# is that
real?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# it's real Woolworths, if that;'s what you mean
went in hoping for 50% off an XBox game, found this by way of a consolation
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# SRSLY?!
Wow, I gotta go to woolworths!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# just checked out your shit
SHIT! I like your shit.

it's good quim.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# All hail Tzeentch!
EDIT: Forge World have not made a special Lord of Change, but their Keeper Of Secrets NSFW is pretty special. Shame it's over £80.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Jesus fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# It's both sexy and horrifying at the same time
pretty much sums up Slaanesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# lol
best graffitti
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quickie.


Probably Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# How is this different to normal Top Gear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I didn't put a lot of thought into it.
Just wanted to knock one out quickly... ooo er.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# pfft
does it feel better now?......:)
nice pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Yeah. I needed that...
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Haha
^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# it features a muscle car
?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# And a NUKE.
They love their Nukes those Merkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ^ This
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Needs more wing...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I was going to use the new Speed racer car but I couldn't be bothered with all the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] so as not to thread waste
I'll just park this here if you don't mind



Must be the Welsh accents that caused the confusion
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# this is good
nicely shopped too!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ta
have this by way of a thank you :)


(surely bindun already?)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Yay, but needs more Richmond!
(Shame he got scurvy)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# BBC headline writers miss a trick...


As it was reported
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Chipboard economics and loose-screw accountancy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *could not be made up*
:)there is brilliance at work here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He just did make it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Well, the headline not the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# not the furniture
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Of course he didn't make the furniture.
He's not a carpenter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# He's niether Jesus nor a 80's pop family.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# so jesus's mum and dad had nowhere to live but they were ok.for furniture?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I'd correct this if I wasn't a ranging atheist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# when did this happen!!!!!!
why wasn't I informed, my computer has fallen to the floor and i am only told why now!
it's an outrage, computers falling to the floor, it's p.c. gone mad!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# No fair. You made me *pfffft*
I was getting in a good grump too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# All is fair in Love and B3ta
in other news
Not Horses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ATCHOO!
Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Is that a Hanky in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me, big boy?
*actually this would explain men's obsession with girlie mags and tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Aw, bless.
Off to the bathroom for a quick sneeze, sniffle and wipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
gems abound
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# oh dear
i hope you feel soiled after that!
*spangs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I always feel soiled on b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# too true.
you love it though!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Ewwww
yukyukyukyuk
*pukes*

White Y-Fronts for God's sake! NSFW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# lol sorry,
should they have been in brown with white stains???

:D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# White Stains?????
did you see my link on the reply above ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Link??? no,
but I'm prolly being thick,
:D sorry M.

Edit:oh!
snotty pants. yum!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# that hit my funnybone just right
but you will be punished for the punnery
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ah
ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

*clicks* like a loon
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Mr. Pooter gives Pete the Drugs!


...and Pete gives Mr. Pooter Fifty Quid!

Happy Toast Day to Everyone BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Pete looks nicely dead now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# LOL
wtf?hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Is that a syringe in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha, fucking ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# oh this is beautiful.
beautiful I tell thee
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# very
Christmassy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha what
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha How wonderfully mad
I shall use Pete being buggered HARD to whore my new camera:

Click for bigger (292KB)

This is it's box, and the first picture taken with an 85mm 1.2 canon lens, I sense woo times ahead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Bastard.
Where do you live again?
*gets burglary tools*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# This camera is amazing
I'm off to work tomorrow to take it for a spin with a couple of lens'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I love my one.
Only had it about a month now, and still loving it.

[edit]Just noticed it's a MkII. I hate you now.[/edit]
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I still have a DSC-W1
Had it for about 4-5 years, taken over 11,000 pics on it on several continents and in temps ranging from -23C to +30C, it's still working perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I've taken 30,000 pictures on my 40D I bought in March
guess it helps working at a zoo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# She's a sweet old dear
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Smeagl?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# No, silly.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Smeagl sounds like it should be a "Web 2.0" site
that turns all your email into Gollum speak. And has shiny buttons by the shitload.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Sounds like a great idea!
Wonder how I can make millions out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# shitting shitting shit!
SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ah, the last promo piccy of Nora Batty before she popped 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# HAHAHA - My precioussssssssssssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# wheel
nanna round this side

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Potatoes? What's that, precious?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# what's taters eh?
You know, taters! PO-TA-TOES, you know! Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# There was a link with that put to music
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
resists"would"or"wouldn't"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Widdlen't.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Norman Bates mother with eyes.
As opposed to without.

"hrumfuck".
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahahah! not far from reality!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] used to watch this for some reason...

in case of ris
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
Well, it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Did Agent 86 lose Control also?
EDIT: This is woo, but I don't know who he is.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ...
I don't know...?

EDIT: Ohhhhh wow. It's Ian Curtis. From Joy Division.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# can't be, no hanging
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# he was only trying to tie his shoes laces
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Get Smart boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Hehe - someone has to create some Kaos around here...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Bollocks to it!
As soon as IT Crowd finishes, I am watching Season 1 of that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# tell me about macclesfield
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Looks smoother than usual.
Been using WebMoisturizertm?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah.
I've been using the Paths scent...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Major Tom?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Tom Sharpe?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Tom Miner?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Tom's flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Rapp!
Stop talking to yourself! Sheesh.
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# No, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# NO, U R A SILLY
:-[
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# AM NOT
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ian Curtis - Tremendous Killerkitti
woo *click*

That would be such a fantatstic tee-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Thank you!
:]
I'm planning to do it on a black shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# This is not Russian porn!
I sometimes wonder why I come on here!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Thanks. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Yet another woooo from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Unfortunately I have no stories about sneezing on his foot though.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's alright. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Mediocre?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I almost watched Control last night
but watched Hitchcock instead. It was reasonable.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# àíàëüíàÿ ïîðî âèäåî
16]

Íåêîòîðûå áåñïëàòíûå ïîðíî ðîëèêè

mod edit: deary, deary me...
(BestVideooe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *buys*
Do you sell trainers?

Or groomers for that matter.

EDIT: Is Benny Hoa the Korean Benny Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I think so
*cues music
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Benny Hill
or Blue Oyster Bar?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I heard he was the korean Benny Bennassi.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hu is daddy?
Hu is daddy?
etc.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# He's on first
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hu?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# exactly
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
Pull up a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# .
ll sh
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# It's a porn spam
Saying 'pull up a kitten' is just a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
#
'Pull off a kitten' would be far more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# 'yay' it's sing-song time again!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# You appear to be
oh fuck off already you hairy cuntbollock, i'm not in the mood
*throws angry lions and panda's at you*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hey skug,
want some cake?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# How did you access my favourites?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I want to know how they haven't figured out how to post a picture yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Let me guess, it has something to do with sex.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# with trainers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Isn't it about pedantic teens made of rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# woolstonite is no ordinary rock
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# HRUMFUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# thank heavens for new words because 400000 just arent enough sometimes
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hrum
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# we're.... we're just expressive, that's all!
*runs and cries*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# one of the links contains the word "hrumfuck"
i am entertained by this.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hot entish sex
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Its good
but its not woolastonite.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# FP This now!!
Clicks furiously

How clever of you to make each link open up several links at a time...even cleverer how it turns off my firewall and anivirus...

This has to go in the newsletter!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# You do realise that's not how the fp works?
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# your kidding
right
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I remeber this one guy
filled the fp with gay porn once
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# He switched a funny picture out for the porn once it was fped.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# thats right
strange people these trolls
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# let's not speak of that dark day
lest he/she rise and be cunty again
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# oh... this again
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# vrotmnenogi FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I think you speak for us all when you say that
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# animations under 400k please
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Ah this is obviously a Admiral you can hand a quest into!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# aN admiral
tsk tsk:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# oh lord not again.
edit: Look what I just found in a science paper I had to read:

Those crazy Japanese, what will they make next?
I might demand my project is refocused so I can do one of these myself
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# And the best reply goes to:
boxwelox!

*applauds all round*

WHAT A BASTARD, EVERYONE POINT AT THE BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# haha, edited
but I like to think I would still win :)
although v "got scat" v has a certain charm
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Oh you cunt, editing it after i've awarded you an awards, you utter fuckoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# but, but, but...
I was wanting to show tiny pikachu!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# NEVER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# picochu?
If it were smaller :)
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# sciencelols
(the best kind of lols)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# the ONLY kind of lols.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# 0.000003 meters is not that small really
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# got scat?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# *points and laughs
You got modded........hhhahhahhhhahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Did I miss an opportunity to "Make purchase for Happy Time"?
EDIT: www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/12/but-happy-only.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# yeah
your pleasure radiances for upon our products purchased.
Edit: Yes Yes
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Coming again most frequently for hot shopping here, is our aiming for us
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Been plenty of these lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# What about these?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Not nearly enough.
NEED MOAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# LOW QUALITY JPEG *IS* BLENDING!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# honk honk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# a snake and a parrot.

earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9039564
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# This is spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Silly kallus. Squak is not a valid scrabble word
And he should not be saying Squak to his quest giver!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9039568
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You know the restraining order includes the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# You love me really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I know you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Our love cannot exist in this world, so I will take us both through to the next!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# In a screaming ball of FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Look it's a nice thought but as the terms of the injuction state
I'm quite happy shagging you cat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# MY NAME IS NOT CAT!
*bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# But you are a pussy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Dammit, I know when I'm beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# That's another reason for the restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# oops my bad :D
*rereads the rules*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# And the exclaimation mark is grey so it's way out your level!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *divide by twelvety, hold the pass, carry fourteen add three, hop, step , SIDESTEP RIGHT... endless chasm*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Scribble spore deserves a woo!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# thankingyou
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# very ralph steadman..i likes
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# ta! ooh that reminds me
I've still not read his book 'The Joke's Over' (about HST and himself). I have now grabbed it from the 'to read' shelf - it looks rather fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I can smell his breath from here
and it stinks.
Top draw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# it must be something he ate.
But what do parrots eat? I know little of parrots and their eating habits. I may have to use the intrernrets to find out more!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# It's taken me almost an hour to answer your question
and I still don't know.
Probably chips and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# WAAAAAHHHH!!!
Heh, I'm on Kallus-time today! Result!
Yeah: never say Boo to a parrot!
Sigh, and off to bed tiem, happily no longer feeling like a parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# haha and hurrah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Funnier in my head.....
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Teh sans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Cover your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# But I only have 2 hands!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# but one cup
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Psst, comic sans will get you shouted at.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# This is more important than your lovely image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Arse.
Thanks for the heads up.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# this
hits a lovely vein:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hahah lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Teh TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)

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