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[challenge entry] Why is it always raining in my images?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Why does it always rain on me...?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Wow, that's nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# this
he's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Top Comp
*Ickle Click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I just caught your one further down.
Excellent stuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Cheers me duck!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# very good!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Wow really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# very nice
ticks box
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# You are a...
Press esc btw
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha. Nice sig:P
A goatse loving from ffffuuuuuuuu-?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# spasticated vegetarian and lazy town
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha I just got Rape victim with good AIDS:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
#
Raping toucher and an IQ of 64
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck, that's annoying.
Pressing Esc only serves to close the current window on this machine, I'm afraid.

*presses*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# You could try click-holding the close button,
that works on some browsers/OSes
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Heroic victim with a basement
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# you are a raping gaylord from lazytown
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Josef Fritzl Piss and Lazytown
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# But I AM a vegetarian.
Hardly the biggest insult I've ever received. The Goatse stuff, though...You'll pay for that. One day I'll get my REVENGE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Heroic lover and KFC
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# cunty ball-bag biter with good AIDS
(UTB, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I am a..
useless fucking and big lips

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Does not work with Chrome
I'll have to do it the low tech way, and confess that I'm a Sophisticated Ass biscuit with cancer
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Yay, I'm heroic!
*ignores remainder*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahahaha
Aids infected toucher from No Dick.

loving your work
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I have found the sig
I've been waiting for all my life :o)

Thanking you muchly !

*clunked* to death !
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
#
Lovely fucking and iphone :)

Woo!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Aids infected fat cunt with hair lice
2/3 isnt bad

i dont have hair lice
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Gypsy vegetarian from hair lice.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahah!
Steve Martin has to be one of THE most unfunny "comedians" on the planet....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# i think the funniest thing steve martin's ever been in was the Dennis Pennis episode when he asked why he's not funny anymore.
ok, ok maybe i'm being a bit harsh, he used to be funny, buit hasn't been for a feckin long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha, that's not harsh, it's just to-the-point and utterly true
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# there ya go!
but to be fair, he was fucking ACE as the mental dentist in little shop of horrors.

EDIT: just for the sake of it. i'm sticking this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Crudecocken!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Who did the "How Do Ken"?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# see, thats what i always thought he was saying
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
I can only imagine what the "Shoryuken" looks like.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# When we are too old to make love, we will make wonderful A'hm Burrga
I used to think he was funny. But after watching all the films as an adult, the disappointment was immense.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Have you got any leeches for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
And yays I just won 40 quid on a scratchy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Oh, go you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Well done Sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I shall retire and live on a shoebox in Spain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# God yes
I was once forced to sit down and watch Martin's rape of The Pink Panther in its entirety,
with the people around me howling with laughter, and poking me "look, he's holding in his laughs! he's pretending to hate it!"
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hallo, hallo
ich bin dein Ohrwurm, dein Ohrwurm.

Damn you, now I'll have that song in my head the whole day through
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Wait a Second...
Photobucket

Wasn't Taiwan where Gary Glitter was trying to go?
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# okaaaaaaay.

But without any text added.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Phwoooooaaarrr!!!
Audrey!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Oh...
It's a screenshot from the BBC website, I'll do better next time honest!
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# You'd think you'd have an idea after a year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hmm
I'm not the most active member ever, but I'll remember it in future
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# don't listen, he's whinging like a bit of a pissy lady really.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Not really
This is a board for stuff you made yourself or are you in someway implying it's not? At least be consistant. Someone mentioned it being a TOAP below and you haven't commented there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# no i'm not. i'm not pointing out anything apart from the fact that you're being overly sensitive to the fact that he's TOAPed.
also, where? no-one else really got bothered by it as far as i can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Including myself.
I wasn't making a big issue out of it but I was surprised he'd been here so long and hadn't picked up on it. All we do is fight! We must think of the children. *wails*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# bwahaha
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# text on a picture
GOG
?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# lol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# guffawing out greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# guffin on grannies
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# gangrenous old genitals
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# gay old gays
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# gaggin on goolies
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I am confused!
Why is Flog It on so early?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# It's tuesday, the fabric of space-tiem is bveing unravveled by n00bs.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Damn n00bs!
Messing up my viewing patterns!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# This is why I watch all my TV online
There is no viewing schedule.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# This is a fair point!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I did find this highly worrying (from Clone).


Also 4OD has Ghosts of Oxford Street best Christmas programme ever. It was actually the origin or Fairy Tail in New York.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
What is Clone?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# BBC Comedy. Not too bad, some big comedy names
And yesterday a bizarrely behaired Dara O'Briain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'll have to check out Ghost of Oxford Street
my boss has a poster of it on the wall in his office, I think his wife had something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# She could be Malcolm Maclaren!
It's dead good. It basically stories about the history of Oxford Street in a CHristmasy way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# FROG IT?
LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# .
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# bwahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# i'll put this here

why? i do not know
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I dont care why.
It glees me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I miss the days when the aristocracy actually looked like this.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I hope he has a flap cut out of his trousers
For his tail.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# perv
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Noob post
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# whos more sinister the robots or him?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Their fate will be in each other's hands as they decide whether to share or to shaft....
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Needs the fisting action
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] You detty old man...

Edit: Soz folks, kept pressing wrong key :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
Triplefail!

edit: I saw that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *Slaps self on back of neck*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# BAH!
Why delete the one I replied to!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Soz chap!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Because Ninj told me this morning
he is trying to wind you up so badly that you explode all over the place.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I replied here, but u eated it
b3ta.com/board/9047378#post9047385
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# good stuff sir
I'm still here...
bah!
*edit* what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Bindun
You ever see the US show Sanford and Son? ;-)

Or maybe I'm missing the point of the challenge...
(MntlWard, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yes, next week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I'll peroast it 7 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# so, this is a pre-roast?
this is a pre-roast?Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I know. It's spooky isn't it.
It's from the future like me. I've been a member of b3ta for nearly 40 years according to my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# he's getting an award for world peace or something isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# He deserves it too.
That man saved the world from terists.
May contain sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Indeed, people are much freer now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I think that Guantanamo Bay is run by Butlins really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# there's always a turn on
has them groaning in the aisles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# is that a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# No.
But if it happens I think it would make a great image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# wow
do they give these things out ironically, like giving Blair the job of middle east peace envoy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# no
if you are rich and poweful you are clearly not capable of evil

and anyone who disagrees is a very very bad person

and that's why you get an award :D \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Microsoft Salvation
(pdtv, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# why am I confused?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Oh it's Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# its xmas stop being teh grumpeh
he did well!
(rcropper, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I'm not grumpy at all. Quite the opposite in fact.
I have completely lost track of days and the L plate reminded me. He did do well, unlike some of the /talk n00bs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Yes but /talk noobs are worse
It takes ages to get the drool off the keyboards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I've heard they save it up and
put it in jars and use it as lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I've heard that when they sit down their voice gets muffled!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# go back to /talk round eye
38 years indeed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# lols
i like you

1. family guy username
2. geeky humour
3. nice post
(rcropper, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# steady on, you post whore!
you post whore!calm down a bit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# lol
it's meeeeee

cleared firefox cache and suddenly i could login with old credentials i used like 5yrs ago!

ning sir

i spoke to cashy t'other day. he is still a shit.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hurrah and huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# needs more phased plasma rifle...
preferably 40 watt range...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Only what you see buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# One of these then :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# or, for a reality check,
nuclear landmines.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# chicken powered nuke?
HAHAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# he's a silly fucker int he?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# OI!!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Is it because he's crap at Patapon?
Someone else's work, just randomly found it
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I hate hate hate that picture
Even with a Santa hat on. It makes me sad.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Milk likes you

click for 'does it really have to be that big?'

More like this here:
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/sets/72157594172867131/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Is it wrong of me that I probably would?

Really nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I probably would too!
Lovely bit o shoppin, that.

Brahvoe
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Probably?
Yes, I'd say definately!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# No, would too.
She'd have to cover her feet up though
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i hope not
:D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# These look very professional
bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Ineed they do
This one is brilyent
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/415591496/in/set-72157594172867131/

You're not a foot fetishist though, are you? Cockweasle would love these. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Woo
Milk does like me. I get through about 4-6 pints a day:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# o.0
that's a lot of milk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It yam yumyums
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# And I get it free too
I just drink what I but for the guests:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Haha Do you also milk your guests?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Do you sup it straight from the teat?
*takes photos*
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Yes
The finest milk known to shrews.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# very well done indeed

ansd sexXxy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# link to original?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# try this link
mokkelboulevard.nl/showpost.php?p=514822&postcount=149
if not, then this one
img12.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=L9HLZNGLGI_Gemma_Atkinson_-_Archibald_Photoshoot_6_.jpg

EDIT: we'll see you back here in about 15 minutes then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# very comprehensive
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# oh gosh.
well this could get messy in a hurry couldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *fwaps*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Fantastic
as all of them are. I'd love to know how you do them.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# quick explanation:
1) duplicate the layer,
2) shrink the bottom layer by half,
3) on the larger layer, cut large appendages into their own layer so each can be moved around
4) using warp or liquefy tool (this tool can be used for good sometimes) shrink the wrist/ankle/neck/whatever of the large appendage to match the diameter of the 1/2-sized part underneath.
5) position and erase to blend large appendage onto small body
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ah brilliant!
I'm looking forward to having a crack at this. Should be fun looking for the source pictures too! Have a David Mitchell gnops by way of a thank you :)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ARF! re: step 4) above
Use the liquefy tool for good, never evil.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Quick and Dirty.....


Bindun?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# oh yes
Nazi Pope LURVES teh gheyers . . .

Sheesh! I'm a bit embarrased by him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oh he doesn't lurk round the front of your house making to place look untidy too does he?
EDIT Dirty thread deleters!
*shakes grrry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# is he your
comedy flatmate? I can see the sitcom now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# This I would pay money to see
I think it must have bad 70s canned laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Osama and Benedict
I can see that working


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# omg omg omg no! we're all going to go to hell for this.
...not really :P carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hell you say?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Ah, Pope Nazi the first. What a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# As opposed to all the other popes?

Actually, that's not fair. The last one was pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah, I liked the last one.
He had a kind face :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# papal pap!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Crikey....I preferred the last Pope before he died bless.....


Can't wait until Pope 2.0 starts to feel ill, I can brush the dust off this jpg again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# The situation could only add insult to injury
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Bindun? A nazi pope?
Hmmmm...no, I think you're the very first to do this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I like to keep my finger on the pulse....
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Oh HEIL no!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# nice hat
shame about the dress....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Nick and Dot Gnoppon
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher and Bobby from Dallas?
PS Yey, got Xmas week off woo!!!!

PPS Boooo, only because I've got Chickenpox. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Crepés?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Craps morelike
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Oh noes
I thought it was only 8 year old children who got the chickenpox
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Nope
I've been dotted up like a warrior at a warlock convention.

/warcraftblog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# So you are like a leopard now then?
Awesome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha yes
The man from Atlantis

Sorry to hear about your illness
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *plays join the dots*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# eep!
Isn't that quite dangerous for grown-ups to contract?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# arf! you think there are grownups here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# yes
I'm on 48 hour deathwatch lol

If I get worse within 48 hours I'm in hospital.

Last Chrimbo Day I had that Rotor Virus and was out cold by 4.30pm, this time it's Chickenpox, what's it next year, Gay-aids?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# bleurgh.
*sends gift-wrapped calamine lotion*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# awwwww, fank u
*places lotion in stack of other lotions and spacesuit corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to wait 4 days to put this up, I'm kinda over it....
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# The first thing I thought when I saw that blouse was
"Why has he put Jerry's head on Nelson Mandela's body?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# pfft
him and his 3 dickheads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I read that as "is it just for puppies?".
It made me very sad...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# It's also too orangey for crows.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Not just for pussies
it's also for puppies, and badgers and baby pandas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# and stoats, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Yay stoats!

Euthanize the lot of them!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I'd hoped that I had made the spelling so bad,
it was obvious it was deliberate....
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# No that's fine
We all believe you. Misspelt it on purpose. Aha. So obvious now you mention it. Did I mention that we call believe you? Coz we do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Few!
Well I'm glad this embarrassing episode is sorted out!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] If they did it, it would SO be him...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# and I'm sure it would be just as hilarious....
damn it

I'll never get those 10 minutes of my life back that I spent watching that film.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Have you tried asking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I did, but the phoneline to god was closed due to his nonexistence
edit: I'm thinking about dinner now, what should I have
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# phone the pope instead and give him what for
he'll prolly like it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Have some gammon cooked in coke
and pigs in blankets and bacon
lots of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# MORE BACON!
MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE
BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON!
MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE
BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON!
MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE
BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON!
MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE
BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# FUCK!
I'd take a lot of pigeons to get that much bacon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# don't be silly
pigeons can't catch pigs
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
/trained in the secret codes of pigeon at a nepalese monastery blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I have none of the requisite ingredients
I was pondering tatties

with something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!

TRUMPETS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9047263
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9047274
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I might have beefs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Which film?
You dont mess with the zohan
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I mess with everyone man
I am billy chainsaw arms and the world is a knobbly bit of wood
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You are rob sneider browned up?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I thought that was quite funny.
Then again, I recall thats the day I took up glue sniffing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I loved it
It was terrible but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# this ^
(rcropper, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# wow top lurking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# im northern wifeb3ta :(
fucking cleared firefox stuff.. must be a random b3ta account!
(rcropper, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'm 74340 messages ahead of you and we joined less than a fortnight apart!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# 74000! haha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# that means there's a scary 75K milestone coming up
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Ive never done a milestone pic :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Truly astonishing lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Lurking?
Oh sorry, I just pop in upon the mention of lurks. I just ain't quite the lurker I used to be :(
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Adam Sandler. Thankfully now doing what he should have been doing from the start
Pisspoor Disney fodder that's instantly forgettable
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# but but
waterboy is so awesome :(
(though he does admittedly suck now)
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Click...LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# have you not seen punch drunk love ?
great film
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Helloooooo b333ta!!!
*looks at state of /board*
*leaves again*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *grabs ankles*

heeeeyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# too much xmas cheer for my liking
/Scrooge blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# surely
"Adam Sandler

HAS

BEEN"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Pffft
Was he ever though?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Joy to the world
Prostitute-MugShots-26
(Tiberius2, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# RIKKAY!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# UGH Bian.......
....ka.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Too much sherry methinks
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# No. I disagree.
I'd need a hell of a lot more sherry if I was going to shag that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# or
just pull the hat further down
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Yes maybe to her feet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# RIKAAAAAAAAAAY
Edit : PAH! mindpissery
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# fuck me! pint in an earthquak!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Tremors caused by a huge duck?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# by my what?
oh......i see.........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# You should ask
for a tripod for xmas :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# you try holding a camera while drinking copious amounts of sweet alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hence why you should ask for a tripod :-)
Or a gorilla pod. They have bendy legs and can be stood on/wrapped around almost anything.
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# LOLMETH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ooh
whered you get the source for that?
(Plog, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)

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