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# Guitar hero is nothing new
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Can I have a go? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Mind you, it could do with more fag burns on the console...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You are the Admiral Duncan Bomber
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# haha
doesn't quite have the same ring as unibomber though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Cor.
It took me a while to get that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hahah
*rings Hasbro*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# mmmmmm
Bass Shandy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Woo!
Is there one for the right-handed?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# hah, damn, that actually looks as if it would be a damn good game!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah...
but the baseline would be just red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...red...green...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# unless you're the bassist in Texas
redredredredredredredredredredredred
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# still, I always think of futurama when ever I play space invaders now...
You are defeated, instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be, BWAHahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Needs more yellow, dread.
Dubwise ... BASSwise!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# What would a Status Quo Guitar Hero look like?
Not a huge quantity of buttons, I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Christ, you must listen to some boring music....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# He's referring to the space invaders tune
which was just deee dee, deee dee, dee dee... getting quicker as the game sped up, a la Jaws.

/geek translation mode
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAH I seeeee
I was getting all protective of my chosen instrument then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Did you ever see the Bass Patrol in Bristol?
An A-Team-style van that used to drive around - they'd park up and open the door and inside there was a DJ with a couple of decks and a huge rig. They'd play a few tunes, get people dancing, and then bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Bass Invaders is an actual metal band
That don't use any guitars, just bass guitars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I saw an outfit like that - four guys with bass guitars
But it was more of a digidub/electro sound. Ace, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# now I'm thinking about Ned's Atomic Dustbin
..
...


now I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Good lad.
Such things can make you blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# KILL....!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Now I'm thinking about Apocalyptica

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# i like the sound of that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I did too
but it turned out I don't like them very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I saw a band that fit that description in a small venue a few years ago
As the bass rumbled through my bowels I shouted to a mate "I'm glad I shat before I came" - just as the music had stopped of course.

I think the band took it as a compliment. It wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# lovely work
my p-i-t-a step daughter has the world tour thing with the bongos

it gets right on my fucking nerves
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Needs more dubstep
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *puts hand up*
please sir, I don't understand dubstep
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# They are just stairs
with totally inappropriate noises put over the top

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
*makes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It's the sound of walking up a metal fire escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# "They do a crakin' pint over there luv"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Real Ale Twats FTW!
*insert sniffy, pompous comment about lager here*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Top Deck FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Bwuhahahaha!
FTW indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ale all the way
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# That's the "Long Arms" pub
Just the ticket!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# arf...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
he'd know all about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# That's hysterical
I never knew
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Sorry, I had no idea twas done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hehehe, awesome :D
real ale: oh hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# YES! fucking love ale
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# spent way to long on this

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# heheheh
why is it that despite being one of the most evil despots ever, Hitler is enduringly comical?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# i guess its a way of getting over him
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Did you see "Hitler : The Comedy Years"?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0988994/

Saw it last month. Rather good docu about Hitler as a subject of comedy, from the very first propaganda through to the modern day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# oo no not seen that
was it a C4 thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Yup
It also covers Hitler in popular culture, not just comedy.
Apparently Davros has a direct lineage from the Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ooh
I just found a torrent of it

*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# nice
I can't find my version :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# have you tried looking in the Sudetenland?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# It was in the Das Flickrland
HitlersDownfall

not worth it now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# you only get one ball with it though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# oof...
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
#

Linky
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# the first thing i thought of when I read the headline was the
crash helmets autistic and downs kids wear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Like the one Jet Travolta forgot to put on?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# something like that, poor kid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# buwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# too soon
besides which - according to Scientology, which is both a science and a religion and a pyramid scheme, he wasn't ill because there's no such thing as mental illness.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# just clumsy
and breakable
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hahahahah... Oooooohhhhh.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I actually can't picture someone driving past me with a pumpkin on their head
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahah, when I first read that story, that was the mental image the it counjured up in my mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# His self-depricating comments can work sometimes
"I didn't realise I was camp until I saw a video of myself." was quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# "No" to helmet compulsion
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Brumm brumm!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Watchya!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# must. not. spit. at. screen....must. not. spit. at. screen...
*ptooey*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# er, yeah, hello
who's that?

*edit* is it Alan Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Yes it be him...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
How dare you desecrate a Norman rockwell painting with his stupid onion face!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# He just shit his pants
you can tell from the smile
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# This man is the embodiment of nightmares
in any situation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I'd just call him an irritating git
btw, saw one of your lot on the TV today talking about the purple frog. She uses the word "basically" too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Ah, haven't seen that yet
but this was yesterday: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7790520.stm

Weird seeing people you have lunch with on the box
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# cool - are you a zookeeper?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Nah
in the background, couldn't handle their hours to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Why do you have lunch on the box?
Can't you afford tables?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hah
I'm still drying my eyes from emvee's post below: www.b3ta.com/board/9072447 and these: www.b3ta.com/board/9072501
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# warning - penguin fluff @ 1:40
may cause exessive eyeball lubrication
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# He annoys me
But Mrs Vagabond likes him, so I let him have the benefit of the doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I LIKE ALAN CARR
so there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I HAVE NO OPINION ABOUT ALAN CARR
... but I know people who think he is funny and good in a live standup capacity; so I'm happy to assume his blatant wankerishness is due to TV execs and editors as much as it is due to him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# he's the poor man's John Inman for the modern age
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hehehe... I still don't get why some people find him funny...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Moim
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaa
is that a hoof she's got?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# still would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# that's ace!
(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Daryl Hannah has really let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# She looks like she's been under more than a couple of glass coffee tables in her time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I wish I didn't understand that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I regret to say that I wish I did :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# just google glass table.
images, with safe search off.

I take no responsiblity if you do this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# zoinks!
www.freshpilot.com/wp-content/images/basho_sumo_wrestler_table.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# no rear view?
amateurs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hahahah, I wonder just how much water she is dispacing...
I bet if we were to haul her out of there, we wouldn't have to worry about the sea level rising :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# she's on a rock
it's the best place
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ROCKS:
They really are the best place
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# you know, i didn't actually notice that....
thats what i get for having b3ta in a tiny window....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# BE A MAN!
MAXIMISE THAT WINDOW!

This message is brought to you by the B3ta Users Who Work from Home Society
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I love the comedy sticking plaster
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
superb
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Time to put the chips on, then
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# that's quite good considering its you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Winner stays on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# She nicked my 50p!
But fine work sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Cheers sir...
It's a quid a go tho now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I've learnt not to leave quids on the side though
In my local it's best not to leave anything larger than 5p
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# My local had to bring in a chalkboard
after the 5ps kept getting stolen
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# we had to scrawl on the wall
after the chalkboard got stolen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# We had to scratch it into the flesh of our arms
after the pub got stolen
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
#
WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# after our arms got stolen
the nurse had to write it down on the back of our wheelchairs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# we completely stuffed when out nurse got stolen
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# someone always has to push it too far
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# You can't play pool without arms, I'm calling shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# bugger
foiled again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# bullshit
au.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgxd5LjBzto
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# and this is Megan
getting a potting of her own
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# How do you fit it in the slot?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# osmosis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Our pool table at Uni is a different price every time you play.
It's a magic number between 0p and 70p.

It was reprogrammed from 50 to 70 during the summer and now it doesn't seem to know how much it wants.

It's worked out cheaper thus far.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# the robots are finally subverting!
run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# not in my local
plus, thursday nights and sunday afternoons are free pool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I was in a pub with the table upstairs, since we were the only ones there
we caught the balls as they fell into the pockets. got about 5 games for the price of one.

so concludes another fansinating, buzzkilling, enthraling, slightly pointless story from...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ...Jacob Dyer Media
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I like Barnaby Bear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# very nice
it needs more beer mats under the feet though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *puts money on farmhouse*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *spins wheel*
Paying Barns and Outhouses!

*collects monies from farmhouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# double or nothing on the paddock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# We're doing a special offer on Cressida Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# something something before Cressida Dick goes on her holidays
something something she has to get a Brazilian!

needs work but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Ha
but that's going to be a foul shot as the white has to hit a cushion (or something, new fangled rules etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I thought from the break you either had to pot a ball
or 4 or more balls had to hit the cushion for it to be a legal break.

But then pool is one of those games where no one knows the definite rules at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I have enough trouble remembering if i'm red or yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Wait until you play on a table with stripes or spots!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# SORCERY!!!
such a thing is unholy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I love 'pub rules'
Yeah, but here you can take three shots if you hit a red in off the baulk cushion with one foot on the floor and its a full moon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I see...
so am I red or yellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Stripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ghostbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You haven't been ... sleeping with it, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Well you try wearing the same pants for 2 weeks and keeping them clean
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Sellotape on the gusset - wipe-clean!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Masking tape
for extra absorbency
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I like the way you think
you're hired
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I always play by the house's rules
which means I've played about as many variants of pool as I have been in pubs with a pool table
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I always ask my opponent what rules they play by
and then wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# never play against a 'Merkin
their rules are utterly bizarre

I still have no idea if I won or not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Me too fella!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# oooh - I likes this I does
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *goes for the lonnnnnnnng pot*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# OI!
no pints on the meadow... I've just had it covered
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# nice
I wish they did a spin off of the Adventures of Spud
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# NO.
NO NO NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# There's no limit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# LOL!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# You are heading for a spanking if you're not careful.
And not in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# There's a NON-SEXY spanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes there is.

*rubs hands in evil glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# there are other ways?
*is edjumacated*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I dreamt my brother was the driver of the train I was travelling to work with
He was most careless with general safety rules
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# You travelled to work with a train? How do you get to work? oil tanker?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Marmoset
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Ah yes. "Oil tanker"! wtf was i thinking?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# "Sexytiem otter studies in E minor"
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
big click
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Bane of my life...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# AGREED TO THE MAX!
I hate plastic packaging with an unnatural passion.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# and after you do remove it
its so staticcy* that you can't even get it into the bin!!!


* yes that's a fucking word
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I like that though
it makes me feel like Magnet Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# you are rather attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I thought you said Michael Bay
and I all confuseded
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yes, but once the plastic wrapping is removed I like to smell it
I like the plasticy smell. The clear plastic wrapping around psp games is especially good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hehe. I've never had a problem with it.
Maybe it's my wily fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Willy fingers?
that sounds like a nasty genetic problem
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Awww, poor Joe!
I use a scalpel to remove shrinkwrap packaging too, incidentally.
Have a consolatory woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# what's in it?
I can never open Waitrose milk cartons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha, yup, I use a scalpel for that very task too :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# heh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# 2.4 Children did a nice sketch on this theme
gah, now I'm thinking about the mum from 2.4 Children and having bad thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# those are most definately good thoughts
mind you - safe search off is a little scary

images.google.co.uk/images?q=Belinda%20Lang&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# that's the afternoon sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Absolutely NOTHING wrong with that...
This on the other hand...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
it's all of the true

CD wrappers too - YES I STILL FUCKING BUY THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Why is it that mankind is incapable of developing
one of those things that holds a CD/DVD in place in the case that doesn't break within 10 minutes or hold on to your disc so hard that you fear breaking it on removal?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Oooh yes, this too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# what was wrong with cardboard sleeves!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# They degrade the cd quicker
or I remember someone saying something like that at the time anyway.

Now all my cds are in storage after I put them on a hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I got a python Box set
That uses little latches to hold the DVds in place.

They don't break... but you can't get the bastards out without three hands to hold the latches down
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I am in complete agreement with you
also - those vacuum sealed packs which things like HDMI cables come in... they hurt me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# this fucking also
designed to make you think you can't return them to the shop if you don't want them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# oh god yes those are mental
Add to that, packaging on children's toys now seems to include masses of wire and plastic all sellotaped together like some kind of terrorist incendiary device
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# as a Transformers collector
twist-ties are the bane of my fucking life
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# they are very handy though
I keep them in a jar for ermm, err, emergencies!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Christmas morning she's all "oooh look new toys"
20 minutes later child wanders off bored as I'm still trying to remove the fecking packaging!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *stands at your shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Oh god yes
Can you get this out Daddy?

Yes, just give me a moment

Daddy, have you done it yet?
AAAAAAARGH! The wires!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Spot on!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# the way they hold barbie type dolls in is quite erotic really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I was disappointed to discover barbie dolls don't have nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# just tap the tits with a soldering iron
/tip of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# This should go into the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# draw them on with crayon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I got a Tonka Truck JCB thingy for a mate of mine's kid over Christmas
it needed a screwdriver to remove it from the packaging... it was screwed into the plastic reinforced cardboard with 11 screws.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
11!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I know the kind
It's weird having to get you entire tool kit out on Xmas day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# yeah
"unwrap the presents kids... I'll get the oxy acetylene cutter..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ah yes, I had that as well.
Had an impulse buy over Christmas, and blagged a 12" black RC Dalek from Woolies for £9.99.
the amount of wiring and plastic catches holding that on the cardboard was overdone to say the least.
Scissors, knives, scalpel. All were needed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# those clear plastic ones that have been folded in half, and then been heat sealed?
I'm surprised I haven't done myself a serious injury opening those....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# that's the job
it's a laceration waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I don't even try now, I just cut them open with garden shears
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I have many scars from those bastrads
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Then this'll really pee you off...
before the writers strike, the companies that shrink wrapped the dvds made more money from the sale than the writer who wrote the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# The world is all broken and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Needs moar cup!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nice removal :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Cheers :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# why is Charlie Sheen doing this
and not working on another Hot Shots movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# It's high time Zucker & Co got the remaining cast of Airplane together
(while most of them are still alive)
and did a third instalment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Stryker? Stryker? STRYKER!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# "Doctor, would you please give the Court your impression of Mr. Stryker"?
"I'm sorry I don't do impressions. My training is in Psychiatry"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :D

I was just saying that they'll probably use that strike her thing again if they did make a new film ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# this this thrice times this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# The only main actor we don't have is Peter Graves
(Capt. Ovuer)

But there's a definite gag about Ovuer being (6ft) under somewhere in it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Although bear in mind
Hollywood has decided comedies should be lowest-common-denominator and point out all the jokes to the dimwitted audience. Look at the rash of "Movie" movies.
We can but hope for a return to the days of perpetually streaming subtle gags.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Aye, t'is a pity that :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Indeed...


But these things aren't even funny.
Copying stuff is not the same as spoofing something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# THEY R TERRIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Was 'Not Another Teen Movie' part of this?
'Cos that was actually a brilliant spoof with references going right back to the earliest 80s stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# No
that's exactly what they'd expect us to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I like this
but it's no Three Men and a Baby ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I like this
but it's no 7 Samurai and a dishwasher
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I like this
but it's not Beverly Hills Cop 3 Men and a Little Lady
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I like this
but it's not Look Who's Talking 2
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Yay!
I hear there's a plot device in the film. It's a deus ex ma-Sheen-a.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# get out now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Collectibles are great

Hopefully not bindun :S
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# A pocket fluff display case?
Yeah, it's been done. Hundreds of times
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# "Hopefully not bindun"
you are kidding aren't you. There was a compo on this very topic just last year.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *waits for belly button fluff display case*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# "suitable for belly button fluff"
it says
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *sulks*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# see the linky below.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# sortof bindun here...
www.feargod.net/wordpress/archives/category/collecting/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# thank god it's wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ^in abundance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Orders one for my collection of ear wax

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Probably bindun

but I just saw this and felt a bit sorry for the chap, even if I don't properly understand what he's on about
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I kissed a record industry executive and it helped me
and now I've released my very own CD
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *phones the Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# at least she's harmless
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I only discovered her very recently
I do enjoy that song.

I can imagine why people start to hate it when the radio shoves it down their throats once every hour though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# This is probbaly a weird thing to say
but her face reminds me of Roger Taylor dolled up in the 'I want to break free' Queen video
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Egads
you're spot on

[edit] quick screencap:
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# now I feel sexually confused
only more than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Like Eric Idle in Monty Python
far too convincing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ZOMG!
you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# holy shitting popes on unicycles..... that is so odd, but utterly true :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Haha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# haha
I went to the Internet. Some kid trolled my threads. I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Aha!
Now I understand what he's talking about
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# It's worth hanging around for the line...
"I'm sorry to anyone who is actually quite heartbroken by this...

... I doubt it's that many".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# He did a couple of things I liked.
I just can't stand people talking nonsense to camera.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# and there is a definite air of self importance going on in this latest offering
I mean, it's hardly like Nixon's resignation is it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# "I thought I'd dress up for the occasion"
says it all really
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
and ^hahaha

I have just been almost crying with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ^this
that was the most self-important tripe I've ever encountered on the internet. Fucking hell. The internet appears to be very serious business.

I'm sure there are plenty other emo-fringed twats who are able to hook in a few recluses and think they have fans because they talk shit into a camera. He won't be missed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# He's got a fecking gun, you know?!?! Likely its plastic, and brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# wow, that was remarkably self-important
not you, him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Man, he's a ball of clichés isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Blatant Repost Opportunity!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Tatooine Go Karts...


Just because I haven't done a shit anime for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Yay! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# YAY sudden hills :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Want one! I'll just pop this in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# *Organises naked granny calendar*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# *glee* :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Nice work
nings board!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# woo for hovercarts!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# THIS THIS MORE OF THIS
it's already 2009 - where the fuck is all of the hovering technology I was promised as a child? Bring me Judith Hann
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I am currently working on manufacturing hoverpants
but the project is experiencing some technical problems at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# can the technology be applied to other things
or am I going to have to buy several pairs of hover pants and staple them to my car?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I don't know
The prototype pants accidentally flew off on their own and were last seen flying towards Belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# god damn those technology stealing Belgian bastards
... they took my idea for chocolate too the cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Skills
... although I've not never seen this television programme...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I watched it once
and really enjoyed it.

But for some reason i never watched it again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# gnicely gnopped.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Ta you two above!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahahha, now he looks as stupid as he sounds :D
top gnopsage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# A House walks into a pub
and the barman says "Why the long face?"
I wanna become a genetic engineer and make real-life gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# One of the better gnopses, t'be sure!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Ta me duck!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# so I'm working on a new hand drawn animation
here is a playtest. I know how you all miss me, or don't know who I am, or remember me when I was good, you know before I brought out my 2nd album and sold out.



I am aware it goes a bit mental at the end, it's just the keyframe skip where I haven't filled in.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# very nice
why is the background so busy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# idle hands are the devil's playthings
this holds just as true for the things behind the hands
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# but do you understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# because it's a playtest, thus done with a camera and not levelled properly and it's on pieces of paper
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Oooh! I do love this

Finish it, you damn sellout
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# it's a bit bigger than just "FINISH IT"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hehe, thought so

still...DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I like it, good onya pish spice
... is that an extra finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# cigarette innit
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# is it me
or did it just get more awesome in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I haven't seen JMG, that'd explain it, I don't know, has it?


(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# no
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# that is looking seriously awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# That's rather ace
I sure haven't got the patience for stuff like this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# 1) create image on etch-a-sketch
2)photograph it
3) go to 1
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# YOU KNOW MY METHOD!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# now if I can only figure out your social security number
I'll be able to send our Christmas cards in your name...

*chuckles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Looks Lully to me
Keep em coming GMOS
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# ta, like!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# this is very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Aaaaaages since I've posted


....and it's crap
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# and it still won't ruin your appetite
ning a lings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Griffin!

My word, how are you old bean?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hey meds
I'm not bad chief. How's you? Piles cleared up?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Almost, but now I'm having this awful rash
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# have you considered that you might have botty rot?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I shall complain bitterly next time I get a small one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# reincarnation can be a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Still, it's funnier than all the water on mars pics
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# what about yorkie terriers?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# What about them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# yeah - or the... erm...
Dime Bars in Space
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Needs more red car and blue car having a race
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# that was so very sad.... All red wanted to do was stuff his face... Poor car...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Auto-Bullimea
*shakes head in sad way*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Woo!


Yay for Milky Ways \o/
(ChemicalJ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# first post
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Hello! Pull up a kitten and shop a chair, etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Thanks
I only just got my hands on photoshop for the first time about an hour ago....I'll be making more!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# as well you should
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# btw, if that's you
you might want to get that skin condition checked out
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# "...checked out."-
by anyone but JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I volunteer!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# HAHA YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I can though
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I guess you had prior experience?
Because that's a fantasticly quick grasp of the learning curve if you hadn't!
Top effort.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# cor
*strokes*

welcome and that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA
... that's going to be such an awesome film.

Also - good show on the first post; welcome new person, pull up a kitten and shop us... to the peado police.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# *strokes*
in a good touch kinda way
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ning all and welcome Kinky!
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# hello kitties
chair up a pull kitten welcome a shop - it's fluffety tiem ! ! !

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Blimey
Wookie porn!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# that is fucking scarey
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahahah, what on earth? top shoppage :D
Welcome to b3ta, pull a stool out of a kitten and shop for something - you'll never leave. Probably.

edit: haha, and for once I have a half decent stats quote, not just "hahahaha" or similar
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Thank you thank you
I've watched the board for a while....now I know what all the fun is about.
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# now, you see, THIS is what we like to see,
someone who takes time to see what its all about before posting - you are a most welcome edition to this crazy little menagerie we call the /board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# this is fun?
I THOUGHT I WAS HERE BECAUSE I HAD TO SERVE SOME SORT OF TERM, ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M FREE?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# YOU aren't free.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I'm really shocked by K3b/-\b's stats quote
what are the chances of that being randomly selected?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahah, I did see that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# simple, assuming equal probabilities:
let n be my number of posts (110) in the past week
and m be the number of those which are 'would' (there's 2 of them) so:

p=m/n = 2/110 = 1/55
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# sorry I don't do gingers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Just as well I'm not ginger then!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# You would be if I got my cock up your arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# What's old, wrinkly and smells of ginger?
Fred Astaire's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! oh that's win.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahhahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Still, I doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It's just internet law

If you only reply 'hahaha' once, it'll turn up as your quote
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Welcome Kinky!
and 'nings all round.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# nings X, hows tricks, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Apart from taking far too long to get somewhere I really didn't want to get
I'm on top of the world!
How's you matey?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# mildly angry with the shitty train situation today, but otherwise in good spirits...
I think I need some food.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I'm actually still fuming
Bloody people, they closed one half of the road then didn't turn on the temporary traffic lights!
Everyone was fighting to get down one poxy little lane whilst the road gang where clearly just sitting in a cafe up the road.
Grrrr!
/Tells internets blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# she's been coated in marrowfat
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# this appears rude, I don't mean to be rude
I'm just staunchly unfunny
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# pure rudeness
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I'm going to stab you with a gun
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Nicely done!
Welcome to kitten, pull up a b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Why hello there...
Is that you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# i too bid you welcome a/board
why did no one tell me bungle had a sister?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# That's a very hairy lady
Must cost a fortune in Immac.

Woo! Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Only shopped photo's please, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *mumbles something about a hairy pussy*
Hello and welcome and good morning the board you lovely cunts how are you all today I'm fine cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm feeling very rough and angry and inexplicably anxious
rargh *cough*cough*

I'm glad you're feeling good though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Raaaargh!

Get out, hit some kids, and come back in again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Woo!
Welcome, kittens, shops, stools, leaves, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
#

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Haha, ning
You utter loon
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Thanks for the De-RIS
*clickety*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Reduce????
I'm sure they've got the words 'reduces' and 'causes' confused there.

Nings Mr Lugosi and nings all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:41, archived)
# 'nings
What if you have PTSD *and* OCD???
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I think I've got PSD PTSD
due to my lack of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I've got PST PTSD
due to my lack of Outlook archive

...I'll come in again


ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)
# what an odd-sounding study...
I can't understand what they're on about with the "flashbacks". How are they statistically quantified? Do they wait until the participants stare into middle distance and relive parts of the experiments in their head in black and white?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:09, archived)
# hahahha :D
'nings everyone! I can't believe I actually made it in to work this morning.... Fecking trains...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Apparently there's been some weather
It's a strange phenomenon that public transport companies are woefully unpreprared for because it happens so rarely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)
# BBC says more powerlines are down, although this time a pilot didn't mistake railway track as a landing strip
a train went through and the lines went down.

Nice to see the price hike came just in time to pay for all these repairs....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:18, archived)
# It was something like minus 8 here overnight
In Sussex! Crazy stuff. The ice on my garden pond is so thick I can walk on it, and there's still snow on the ground from Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I blame Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahah, mine was completely frozen at the weekend
so yes, I did try stand on it... it shifted, but it was supporting my weight, I tried on the other side (its a big pond) and it gave way immediately. Instinctively I pulled my leg up and knee'd the railing thing that's on the bridge bit. IT STILL REALLY HURTS.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:32, archived)
# so you're all like "mc hammer" and i'm all like "ris?"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:35, archived)
# CAN'T TOUCH THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:37, archived)
# why not? are they diseased?
i bet they are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
# well. my first thought involved smashing babies with hammers
 
but that sort of talk can get a person locked up
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)
# A lot of room in those trousers.
PEBKAC

Not even my cat. Turns up at my door at 3am.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:57, archived)
# awww, neighbourfluff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:01, archived)
#
craigslols

I must awork.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:11, archived)
# heh. have fun working.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:14, archived)
# howard?
mr motivator?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:10, archived)
# I'm not sure a hammer is needed.
A simple rolling pin should flatten most any cut.
Remember to baste often, it will dry out in the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:56, archived)
# Is that baby p?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:04, archived)
# bark: sold out.


also, this is what my pending surgery will involve.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Arf!

 
Assorted wiggly things crossed and best hopes for success etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:17, archived)
# woof!
bloody waiting is the hardest part. i may have to do this at gunpoint. also, i got my morphine upped yesterday. double-dosage, mmmm....

what the fuck is going on with cr3static.com? it's making my b3ta slow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Are you going to have to hold you leg up like that the whole time?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# no, i have slaves to do that.
the ones who aren't carrying me about in a sedan chair will be either fanning me with giant moonflowers or elevating my limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
#
s
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:23, archived)
# mysterious strikethrough!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I think he means limb, singular.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:36, archived)
# i thought he was implying i only had one slave. war was nearly declared.
they only have to elevate the one limb, but i'm having them all elevated so i feel like i'm floating on a cloud of crushed dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:38, archived)
# ELEVATOR LADY LEVITATE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:53, archived)
# NOW I FEEL DEBASED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Let me know if you like the idea of surgical rakes pulling apart your muscular tissue
we can chat over gaz later
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:23, archived)
# eh, whatever gets me fixed is fine by me.
i'm more concerned that anyone who trains on this will be surprised when i start bleeding and that i have to shave my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:25, archived)
# How much are pants?
Hope it all goes textbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:31, archived)
# pants are free, but it's illegal to wear them.
you're horrible! textbooks are full of illuminating errors.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)
# awwwww
 
bark's off, love
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:37, archived)
# and it was fresh this morning. i have crap luck.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:42, archived)
# heh
 
I was thinking of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDZdpdRYtII

and yes, I had that record
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)
# ahahahahahaha!
"toothbrush holesmanship!" or in other words, once a year... milk's off.

that was great.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:59, archived)
# My mum had that surgery about 3 weeks ago.
The recovery involves immense pain despite great painkillers.

The nurse let me pull out one of the staples, I was all like YEAH! I'M PULLING A STAPLE OUT MY MUM'S FAT FLESH and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)
# haha, i'll let you pull mine out if you like.
but i'm hoping for stitches instead. or a giant bolt and padlock setup.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)
# I hope it goes well for you.
After 3 weeks Mum can now put her full weight on it, although I suspect you are younger and much less massive.

She was so out of it on the tablets, I was able to purloin a few for my own recreational use. They were good pills, for a couple of days I couldn't tell shit from dirty pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:58, archived)
# i'm 41 and getting lardier by the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:03, archived)
# She is 61 and ball-shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# NO MORE BARK
also: good luck with the kneefun
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:55, archived)
# thank you, it will be fun, i hope.
the drugs certainly are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:00, archived)
# ow
nice big, bugger bout the surgery. get some snaps and shop em to us ( sans mincemeat )
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# you are a 76 year old man
AICMFP

arf and to le pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Dog doesn't look very happy at having sold all his bark
He must be doing good business.



In other news, I have OA in both knees, and will probably need this very same surgery before I hit 45. Yay me.

Good luck with it. I understand it makes a hell of a difference to your mobility and pain levels.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

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