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# Snow owl! report! report!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# It's Beeeeeehiiiind you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Twit...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Twoo.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# twit
*awaits obvious that everyone is to kind to do to joliet*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# twot?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Arf!
Did anyone see The One Show last night? They had a few ace animal sculptures from the snow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I don't watch it now it's not racist any more
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah I know,
the lack of golliwogs just makes it boring!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# can't say i did.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I Love Shit-For-Eyes Snow Owl
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# he's behind you!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# He's got a plan.
Not sure what, but he looks like he's up to something
Also, woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Is it a cunning plan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# more cunning than a fox with a degree in cunning?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Wow
that's really really good (really)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# im all a bit meh about it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Is that supposed to be Bernard Manning?

* To thin
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Of course,
owls taught Baldric everything he knew, don'tcherknow
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# the cunningest of cunning plans
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ace!
I'd do this if I had Star wars stuff

/deprived childhood "i only had lego" blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# QUACK
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ^ Tit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I find that difficult to swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha, they loverly ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# something I've noticed this past week
1) I've barely seen a single snowflake
2) Kids don't make snowmen - they get grownups to do it for them or the grownups just do it anyway irrespective of kids being about
3)... I should ... erm... I should have stopped at 2)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
idiot
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Way too good
Cut it out.

[click, woo yay etc.]
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Clunes
(Redmond, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Holy fucking fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# im sure he is half downs
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# 3/4 downs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Clifton downs
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
#
Celebrity Downs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ^ Would

* No.. I don't know why, I just would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# deffo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I very much
agree with both of you! There is something about her....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# and the norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# She looks lully in this video!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qya55HbHmqc&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# * FWAPS Furiously
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Downs downs deeper and downs?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# north downs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I don't know why, just *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# he's a monumental clusterfuck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# of titantic proportions
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# ever noticed how when Clunes or Morrisy appear on ANYTHING these days
people STILL reference men behaving badly.

"And on tonights show we have Martin Clunes who hopefully WONT be behaving BADLY LOL PMSL!!11111"

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# oh don't get me started...pair of fucking irritating twats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Morissey is in Waterloo Road now
Which is a very difficult program to explain why you are watching on your own

www.waterlooroad.co.uk/characters/char-ad.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Do you mean the street in London
or the program?

*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# if he was in the street too that would be AMAZIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I'll show you something to make you change your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# He also makes a lager/ale with his mate
It's not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Even lady S has stopped watching that now
I think cos the old headmaster left and she fancied him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Twist from Spaced is in it now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Yeah saw that
Can't decide if she's lovely or not.

She was nice in Corrie, but she was playign a abad girl which helps
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# GAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I have wkd blue in my hair
this is todays news.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# :D
I tend to try and avoid yer actual blue drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# my sister dumped it on me
after I owned her in a play fight..

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# are you in norfolk by any chance?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Norfolk 'n' chance!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# and by 'play fight'
do you mean... never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# i hate to think what she has in her hair.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# a teaspoon full of shame
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I don't know what to do now
I was alright - my morning was going well.. but now. Now I'm not sure about anything...

why have you done this to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Lady S thinks he's my hero
I can't help it if I've tried to live my life according to the Gospel of Lager
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Clunes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# behaving badly?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Word up, drones
I've been beavering and now am the co-author of this real life comic strip on epic football blog twohundredpercent.net. ZOMG football, etc. It will update each Thursday night and needless to say, you should read it with your trousers down.


Click for bigger (394 kb) | read this shit every week (all the episodes will go here)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I like your style
but ZOMG football etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# arf :)

reminds me of Billy the fish...

R.I.P. Billy :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ^ What she said

Voting is still open
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I'm still not over his death...but he won the game!! :D
I wanted this for so long..but it's gone now..like Billy

*sobs*

www.vizartwork.co.uk/the-death-of-billy-the-fish-185-p.asp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# 8¬}

BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I've got a great new idea for a gameshow Tom,
we get Dale Winton to get his cock out every time someone shouts 'POOFTER!'

then the contestants have to run around collecting gollywogs

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# ^ Wins
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# haha good ol' Roger :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Footballols
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha magnet magnate.
win
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# this is great :D
football rocks :D (Spain Vs England next week and i'm going Seville to watch them!)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# the story of hearts :)
love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# No Tic-Tac advert....
Not Real!

PS. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Beef! Cod!
Excellent sound effects and should be used more.
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Broon takes Jezza for a spin in a reasonably priced car


What Jezza's done now
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Tosser.
Clarkson, I mean, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# oh Jeremy you are funny
how about I call you a bigoted right wing cunt? Oh yes you'd probably revel in that wouldn't you..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Yes,
but Gordon Brown is an idiot. You can't fault him for saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# and
he does only have one working eye. It's an observation, rather than an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Quite right.

I'm not sure that even Gordon's biggest admirer would be able to put forward a convincing argument against him being an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Unless they had lots of photos of him
not being an idiot, then we'd all be stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# seems to me the problem is he used the word 'scottish'
Would all these MPs have come out moaning if he'd just said Brown was an idiot?

I think not
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# As a Scot married to a one-eyed man who can occasionally be an idiot
I am not offended.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# As a Scot who used to work with a one- eyed man who also liked to be an idiot, I concur.
You're not my ex comedy partner's wife are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# *pokes own eye out*
there that was idiotic...now will someone marry me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# He's a lot of things
but he's not an idiot, the guy has a double-first in Economics from Oxford.

What gets on my nerves about fucking Clarkson is that he tries to present himself as 'the voice of the people' or something, when he's just an ill-informed reactionary muppet.

I always try to not view the general public in that light. I really try.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I really do hate the man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Why?
He obviously tries to court controversy, but why would you hate him when there are people like Chris Moyles around. You know; the type of people you should spend all your leisure time hating in a thorough and proper manner.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Clarkson's one of those people
I call the "recreational right". People who make a concerted effort to be contrarian
to any reasonable considered adult opinion, in the notion they're serving a public
good to speak for the silent majority. See also Richard Littlejohnson.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# they may not be doing it to speak for the silent majority
some people do that sort of thing because they think it's funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# He's got a column in teh papers.
He's a spunkbubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# mainly because of his belief that the world revolves around him
and that animals have been put on this planet for him to kill
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# The triumph of ignorance over stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yet if you read his books
He's a conservationist and maintains a great deal of land on which endangered species live.

The boorish TV and newspaper column persona is just that.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# ever met him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# yes,
I found him to be as ignorant and obnoxious as he appears on television
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha ok!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Sounds like
a statement of fact, if you ask me, and I'm a scotsman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I don't get it
He's an idiot and he's scottish.

Where's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# JC has got really tight jeans
and pubic hair on his head. Everybody hates him for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# He's still better than Littlejohn
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# ^ and Gaunt
/morning all
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Guanty is a twat
but he's an intelligent twat.

He makes good arguments, rather than just hate filled bile, I just hate his politics
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I like him on Top Gear

other than that he should shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# He's also singularly responsible
For the faux-dramatic vocal inflection that is
now mandatory for any trailer on Radio 1 or 6 Music.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Speaking the truth should not be a crime!
Brown is an idiot and golliwogs are golliwogs!

* Political Correctness - My Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# TOO BROWN!!! I DON'T LIKE THE FONT!! GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# haha i saw that yesterday when he did it.
it seems like a fairly reasonable opinion, what's wrong with that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] It's early...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
GET HIM, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Fly my pretties....FLY!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# haha
this is awesome :D

top work!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# [bloody ace! ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# woosome
and some
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Currently residing in the same BBC vault as Curry and Chips...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# ooh musn't..
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha
ooooooooooooooooooooooooh missus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# ooooh no!...missus...oooh!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# ...
*sigh* Valerie Leon...
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# yes
she had to be in there

I couldn't fit Maddie Smith in as well though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] grapes of wrath
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Oof!
That would work!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# I once
had an unfortunate accident involving a lady and some Ralgex...

and on that bombshell... NINGS ALL!

It's fucking Friday!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Is it?
*does a little dance, makes a little love, gets down tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# ooh do tell...........
i know someone who believed it was something to treat sunburn ...and sprayed it on liberally :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhhhh11111!!!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Hahaha EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I wish :(
For me it'll be going home early, getting pished and listening to the News Quiz Friday, as usual
*keb/-\bs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# We've got a karapke comp in my local tonight \o/
But I can't stay too late as I know I'm going to get very messed up at the bash tomorrow.

If I manage to get there.

The whole country is broken
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Have a good bash if you make it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# fuck yes!! I have be come a term!!11!!!
To pull a k3b/-\b: to whinge.

*basks in new found fame*
*realises nothing has changed*
*crys*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I'm not sure that 'to whinge' is the precise definition he's thinking about
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# to whinge in a long winded and annoying manner about one's social life
and love life, or more particularly the lack thereof.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Getting warmer...
but needs more 'getting pissed in front of b3ta and then knocking a crafty one out before going to bed'.

*scarpers*

luv ya really k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# i haven't drunk b3ta'd for ages.
and typically i don't bash the bishop when plastered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Yay!
* Dances round like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Ning Joe!
I am filled with an overwhelming sense of relief having just found out that Mrs. H has managed to avoid arranging house viewings during England's 6 Nations curtain raiser against Italy.

Thank God for that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You've got a good one there!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# She quite likes the rugby actually.
Big blokes in tight shorts.

She'll watch football internationals, but only really in anticipation of everyone taking their shirt of at the end.

But yes, on balance she's a good 'un :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# You may as well go to the viewings as England will no doubt lose ROFLMAYO
/obligatory half-hearted patriotism blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# egg chaser
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# It looks almost exactly
like KY Jelly in the dark, don't you find? It is indeed a novel sensation, though applying it liberally to lady parts does tend to kill the mood somewhat in my experience.
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# haha
Tee Hee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Oh no
all of our piles sufferers and haemorrhoids would be RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Naughty Osama!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Arf!
Have a pea from yesterday evening...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# evil bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# This wins it for me!
Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# lol
www.b3ta.com/board/8854842
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I'd forgotten about that pic!
Although I prefer my shark one, but that seems to offend people so I don't use it as much.

Warning - image involves dead shark
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# i don't like fail pics, I don't think they're necessary
/invites shouting from the entire dayshift
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# They are a good way to liven up spammy or imageless threads...
but I don't think they should be deployed just because someone has posted an image 0.2k over the filesize limit or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# there's no logic in ripping them out when your accusing people of wasting bandwidth
and why not use a threadwaste as an excuse to repost your favourite pics instead of toap...?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Ning! Ning! Ning! Niiiiiiiing!!!!!


Click for bigger (49 kb)
I'm not sure, but I think last nights recreational comestables may still be having an effect.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# that's some nice work right there
NING
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Hulk smash!
Absolutely ace Lambie. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:13, archived)
# It's like a purple Hulk
pwetty
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:13, archived)
# ^ Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)
# !
nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Ning Fella
I do so love the Ning tram

Have you got a smashing blouse on?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Morning!

It's a bit cold today for just a blouse.
Plus, I've only just recovered from a pneumonia ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# ooh nasty
I had that a couple of years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
To your talented self and all the other reprobates in here!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# No retrobates here
Just the finest, fluffiest, shiniest people know to humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Well, it's no wonder I became a member then!
*fluffs and shines*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# pew pew pew


RARRRR ! ;)
TankKitten by Bela Lugosi's Dad .
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:04, archived)
# oh!
fucking click!
more click
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Destroy!!!

Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:15, archived)
# i couldnt resist putting your kitty up there
Lasers !!!
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# *arrrrrghs*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:18, archived)
# That is so seamless!
A friend of mine makes mutant doll sculptures but nothing as cool as that!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:18, archived)
# maybe your friend made this one
i found the sauce when oogling for babbi heads for the pic below,
it popped up in some barney's myspack page, so i don't know where it came from. or where its going to.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
# I was just looking for his website
but he has dropped off teh Net - did great things with Barbi Dolls and such, many extra arms and legs. But that centipede does not look like his work.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:30, archived)
# pity .. let me know if you find it
barbie art is shock and awesome !

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:34, archived)
# if you like stuff with barbies..
have something I made a couple of years ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7WOKdxpu8

woo picature :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:47, archived)
# ehh i remember this
the shaved nipples and tentacles make it special
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:49, archived)
# I think I have spammed it about a few times
yes.. they are what carry the subtext.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:51, archived)
# hahaha i just saw your fp from years ago
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:00, archived)
# ahahaha this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)
# lols simon now i can try and stalk you more effectively.
mwhahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)
# found just one of them -
don't know where he is hiding the rest:
maxicon.com/BarbieSkulla.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# 1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a cute war

Because lasers and tanks have been done. Baby Sniper Bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# New Michael Phelps Endorsement


Click for bigger (211 kb)
(cidman2001 Sick,sick,sick...I Love it!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# celebrity endorsement ftw!
just not sure what he's endorsing...
top shoppage anyhow
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:55, archived)
# yay
I would save a fortune on milk
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)
# dogs milk
...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# hehehe
Comments on this story may be amusing

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7870562.stm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)
#
No question of belief. It's a fact that aliens have been visiting Earth for last several thousand years. Many of our technologies are gifts from them. It is a different matter that our Governments and some our scientists are in constant denial. Maybe this is their policy or perhaps the aliens have asked them to keep their identity secret in lieu of technical inputs given.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:43, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# hahah
they'll eat anything !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)
# If he was smart....
he would of just said he was practicing his breathing technique
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning

click for extended version 693kb
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very nicely done! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# hehehe
Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:13, archived)
# cutest turrrist ever
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# ATHGHRGRHGHGH
upsetting. Really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Cheers
Here's teh source if you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# this looks worse
than your masterful edit ! woot
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)
# someone had to...might as well be me.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Skull fucker bonanza!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Spang worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# i'll drop this here then...

"whenever wherever"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Looks kinda yiffy.
Still, five or six cinder blocks should keep
her from flapping off at the wrong moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# all the clues are there...
i'll assume the position.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Shhh. FLAPPY GIRL IS FLAPPY TO SEE US.
[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:18, archived)
# flapper slapper
biffo lenny, socko lenny
i'll get my people to call your people and they'll do lunch
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)
# ahahaha
clever
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# miami loves you
*snortle*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
Clever FTW!!!!!!!!

*clicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)
# heh..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)
# FIDEL! Watch that step!!
...aw no, not again...
(confuzatron, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# This is far too good
for something posted at 5.30 in the morning! Bravo, that man.

(Britocentric of me, I know...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Superb
Utterly superb
*clicketywoo*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# genius
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Funny on so many levels
Well, 2 anyway! Awesome sauce
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# well played Mohafffaafafafaa!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# p6000

wallpaperier
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Needs a megasized babby head chasing it.
Or maybe tentacles. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# haha ok
but only cos its you
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# I live for my art.
As you already knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Raaaaarrr !!! Nom Nom Nom
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)
# HURRAH! YOUR[sic] FUCKED NOW SPACEBOYS!!
Also
spacegirls
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# space vixens ftw !
hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# These stealth ravens give me nightmares :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)
# CAW!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# PHASED IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# that's quite neat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# MUST BE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Probably
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# You are, of course, king of the crows.
Also, WHAT'S THIS NEWS THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# he learned how to drop a nut on the road so cars would crack it for him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Ah, but has he figured out how to use a pedestrian crossing to stop the traffic so he can retrieve it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# no, he's not japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Haha
we watched seagulls on a beach one summer, picking up some kind of shells from the sand, flying up, then dropping them on the rocky part of the beach until they broke open and swooping down to eat them.
Then we noticed this one gull who was having some conceptual difficulties. It was picking up the shells, flying up with them, then swooping down, landing, dropping the shells gently on the sand, then pecking at them mournfully, obviously confused about why it wasnt' working out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)
# haha, back to /talk, mr. gull.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Aww, speshul gull.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Ah, I'm not going to jinx it
But I promise you it's no big deal :)

Also, aww, thanks for the kind words. I haven't made one of these in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# NOT SINCE THE CRIMEAN WAR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Moar Craws!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Lovely crows!
My birds are more of the bone-picking variety:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:18, archived)
# poe ish
vair naice
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# frankly, i find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive!

another brainbug.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# nom.
"...the scene... depicts the brainbug mouth/vagina violently penetrated by a scientific instrument, a metaphor for the history of female gynecology."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I do too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# he needs cakey
nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# you would, you freak.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# i love that rotating head.
and i just rewatched a dream machine documentary so it suits my mood.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Yes, I have been of the same opinion for years.
Ever since I noticed the concept of 'entertainment news'.

Also
Not bingo, bunny! Seemed to work, you got yours as postbear?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# i must be especially thick tonight. WHAT?!
really, srsly: wut?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# SRSLY THO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Untalkative bunny email.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# last night i posted a link so people could acquire email addresses at untalkativebunny dot com.
get one!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF WEIRD SHIT ARE YOU ON, GRUNTPAIN?
www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/02/06/53821_tasmania-news.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# petty terrorism: the corks are made to break every time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)
# I went to school with the kid whose parents ran that winery.
His birthday parties were great.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)
# yay! ok, i'm thick but you were being subtle.
yep, i'm postbear at u/b dot com. are you fuckhat there?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Yep, sent test to tahkcalb at UtB and it arrived in my gmail.
Silly, but it I can't help but glee a bit over it.
Thank you for mentioning the chance/option.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# you are very welcome.
they updated some time over the last few months to include that, so i figured the world should know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# *signs you both up for gay porn*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# *sends you a detailed list of the porn i already own so i don't get any duplicates*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# love at first sight


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# ahaha, i had her in mind when i found the screengrabs.
i've always loved this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Nope, it is just lust for a spazzy sexing by a bimbo.
Have #2 sent to my tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# You're black hat makes me so hothothothothothothothothothothothohtothothothothothothtohot
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I dooze
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# I like the one on the right.
Who is it?
ALSO: I just had some rather good news and I am in a happy mood. Until one of you shits fucks it up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Oh oh oh can i fuck it up for you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# PROBABLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I DID A SHIT IN YOUR FAVOURITE HAT LOLOLOLOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)
# VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# AH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# PEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# haha!
YOLK WITH A LEG!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# it was just a dream
wake up and keep shoveling
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# an 'expert' from starship troopers. his name may be timothy mcneil.
good news? rather good news? are you going to tell us shits or will that fuck it up, freako?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Ah it's a small thing
A MERE TRIFLE
No really, it's actually a trifle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)
# WE'RE WAITING.
spit it out, you big suspense-generator.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# A pear trifle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# You still live in America's wet spot
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Ah fuck yeah
and I never forget it for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Nyang nyang nyang
Give 'em a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# i assumed someone would add in a new feature eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Not I
I barely got enough computer skill to view this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# YAY !!
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I dunno, show me your sexy animals...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# HERE THEY ARE
www.flickr.com/photos/nathancolquhoun/154342617/sizes/l/
ph33r my flickr skills you cocktards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF SPOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# shit film.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Haha
VOTE FOR POSTBEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# fuck i hated that waste of everything shit film.
even seeing it free cost far too much. if i had a blog it would have run red with anger that night, boy howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/jpowers65/433396108/sizes/l/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# *resists hillarious but rude remark*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Animals think
they're pretty smart

Shit on the ground
See in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# THEY'RE MAKING A FOOL OF US
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# you shitcock, i didn't want to post on top of anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# And on top of a cloaca related post no less
quit fucking up, Canuck.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# oh too bad for you, now my thread has news from mofaha in it and yours doesn't.
it's probably about how there's been a new flavour of denture cream released or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# haha
maybe killer kitti bought him a big box of Werther's from Costco
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# whisper 3000? flame decals for the zimmer frame?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# That gum you like is coming back in style.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
#
Click for fucking massive not safe for work furry billie piper (389 kb)

i expect all the pet fuckers to print this out and choke the turkey to it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# You are a godsend
in jollyjacks absence
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Well
hello...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# iel w. jew?
is this petty terror or inscrutable terror?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# I am actually a muslim
The petty terrorism comes in when I refuse to translate this for you. The Terror!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# that's more than petty, it's downright rude.
add in the smiley and you're in the realm of pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Oooops! Wheres his beard and little hat thing
and detonator. What a careless drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Does that say
"YOUR ALL GAY!!" in foreignertalk?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# My first animation
edit:Version 1.2,now with less (thanks to Kebab)KB
edit1: And optimisation (thanks to MOS)

I thinks it might be too big, even after web optimisation... :(

Any tips? (except from lepers)
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# No dither, 32 colours(adaptive) and unified palette.
Crop a bit off the top and you'll hit 400k.
edit: I just tried it, feel free to edit and
replace it with this if you like. 367k-ish.

edit2: Dialed it in nicely, Woo and Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# yes, 800 kb is a lot greater than 400 kb
tips:
speed it up a bit.
lose the fin at the end
combine the frames rather than replace them, you're wasting space by having the same thing replaced over and over.

I don't know how to optimise in ps or imageready, in gimp there's an optimise for gif filter. this removes all the repeated pixels so that the image doesn't have so much data
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# open this up to see what i mean
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1233891159/test.gif
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# but other than that nicely done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# A bit big, yes sirree bob.
It's also jerky. On the downslide the frames are different lengths.
I use Ulead GIF animator, the optimisation does all the work for you. Whatever you used I don't think it removed redundant pixels.I'm not an expert at this BTW. This is how I would have done it:

link :http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/56648/1233891560/snowhill02.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Or this at 120k.
LOL

edit: Ooops, not good. Transp(white????) is on so it will look quite
different with graylines here. Try placing it on a red background page, haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# OOOOOH
Thanks for the tip. I'm learning more every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# CS3
I used CS3 and the animation tool.
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Nicely edited up there.
Still jerky tho.

Edit after your edit: YAY! Superb work! Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Save differences only would have halved the size in an instant.
i have seen teh moooon
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# i'm crap at animation, but they get a ton easier as you keep making them.
and, here's an optimisation bible, by a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# HAI
Legible text is for wimps.

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Superior Design--It's not funny unless they can't read shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# This design is superior
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)

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