i always wondered why english language schools around the west end always have their signs in english/ponders
(
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:43,
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TrueWould you like to be able to read this sign?
Then learn the global master language, right here.
(Then learn the global master language, right here.
enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:46,
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"Can YOU read English well enough to read this sign, but not any better than that??!"
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:47,
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haha..."and if you tried reading it aloud, would it be barely recognisable as English?"
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:49,
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Hooray! A funny one...:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:52,
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This one is a gem.So there.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:54,
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Hahahahahafirst one of these in a LOOOOONG time that's made me laugh.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:57,
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hahahahahabest one yet
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:06,
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I'm so sick of buses I think I'm going to blow some up
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:47,
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Are you like that bloke on facebookwho said he was going to kill someone AND THEN ACTUALLY DID?
*phones police*
(*phones police*
enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:52,
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HOW DARE YOU!I've never even signed up to Facebook...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:54,
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'Would You Like To Add Barbarossa As A Friend?'Well, no, since he doesn't even have an account... Duuu---uurrrrr!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02,
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Mices crisis
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:36,
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AAWWWWWWWW!FLUFF ATTACK!!!!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:38,
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Yes! Lovely.*Glees* Badly needed fluff right there Sir.
:)
(:)
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:44,
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Gaping pussy is gaping.Woo!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:39,
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This is completely fantastic :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:49,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Petty Terrorism"){kind=small}
Evil. Pure evil...
Phwoar!
I bet that tastes salty...
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:12,
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Woof. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14,
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Lovely!and can I see bagpuss on the right of his plate?
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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^thiscompletely :D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:18,
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^ThisBut only partially.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:35,
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ha ha ha my god!Now you mention it....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:19,
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hahahahah*clicks*
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:18,
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JesusSomebody come and get me when the children have become bored of the bus generator.
Or at least when they become funny again
(Or at least when they become funny again
Joliet,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:34,
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I shall mourn your leaving. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:35,
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Hahaha*gives a little respect*
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:11,
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*deserves no respect*
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:46,
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also
never seen in the same place together
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:11,
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Bloody hell.*puts tenner on Charlie Brooker to win*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:12,
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The same is true of these two!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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PAUL MCKENNA - I CAN BE A CUNT!
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:17,
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HahahaThats kinda uncanny...
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:18,
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Has Andy Bell had facial reconstruction surgery?I don't remember his face being that bulbous
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:33,
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Hahaha!Great stuff.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:13,
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Hehehe, nicely.Top work as ever, Mr Toats.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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[ ...about 3-4 years ago......I lost it in the ether at some point...
nice version! ]
(,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:56,
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nice version! ]
Piwates!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14,
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they should make it an operaon a cliff face. Then you could have piruettes of the carabina.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:17,
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I get the joke but since it's the same sauce...
EDIT oh wow it's not the same sauce. I guess I don't get it...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:21,
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That's the biggest picture of all time. elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:11,
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Are we off school today?Is it all snowwy snow snow where you are?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:11,
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Blimey it's a lot like being hit in the facewith a 99p poster paint set from off the market
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:12,
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Hahahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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NOW MY MONITOR ISN'T TIDY!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:13,
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MAYBE YOUR GRAPHICS DRIVERS HAD JUST NOT BE INSTALLED
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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*FUCKING IGNORES* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:18,
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*FUCKING CALLS EVERYONE CUNTS AND FATTIES* drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:24,
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*RUNS CRYING TO /TALK* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:26,
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aw...the poor lad's just a walking bag of hormones. It's not his fault...
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:27,
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I would wank a lot if I couldn't get fired into any of my emo scene goth chic lolita matesactually, I think I'd just wank more, but by a negligible amount.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:35,
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haha...I wrote 'walking' but thought 'wanking', right enough...
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:37,
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MORE OF THIS KIND OF THINGThat's a beauty, I'm especially fond of the reverso-bendy legs.
(
Shlvng,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06,
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How dare you use my name in vain! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:08,
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STOP POSTING BUS PICS IN NEW THREADS FFS!raaaaah!
*re-fluffs*
(*re-fluffs*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:09,
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But it won't get on the FP unless posted in a new threadLOL N00B!!!!11111
PMSL ROFFLEBBQ
(PMSL ROFFLEBBQ
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:39,
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Oh for fucksake!What I said below!!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:09,
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hmmmEnough with the the bus already...
Edit: Ah, I'm not the only one then
(Edit: Ah, I'm not the only one then
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:09,
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Dammit all I want is a tram!!! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:10,
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Tram[p]just go outside and shake a can of ace lager.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:11,
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Then you will just get mobbed by 1980s Housewives driven mad by HRT(which may or may not be a good thing)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:13,
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Been there done thatThe shake n vac ladt was my school mate's mum.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:17,
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These are great!more buses! more, I say!!
*starts frothing at the mouth*
(*starts frothing at the mouth*
enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:10,
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now thatwas one I did like - as I think I may have said before... :)
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14,
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You did indeed Sir.Twice the thanks directed at you :)
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:35,
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hahaha, buysI don't see what the fuss is about
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:05,
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i remember the first year snowboarding was in the olympics and half the competitiors tested positive for weekTHE ULTIMATE PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG
actually i guess it is for curling.
(actually i guess it is for curling.
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:10,
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pretty much, yes:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:06,
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hahah - greater - possibly
:)
(:)
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:07,
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You're thinking of Kellogs Frosted Cocaine.... Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:17,
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HahahaAlso:
OH NOES!
I just realised. There's hundreds of schools closed. IT'S AN EXTRA HALF TERM!!!
*runs for bunker*
Women and children Kittens and biscuits first!
(OH NOES!
I just realised. There's hundreds of schools closed. IT'S AN EXTRA HALF TERM!!!
*runs for bunker*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:07,
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It's like an old school FridayI'm battening down the hatches in case there's a boardquake. We haven't had one of them in a while.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:08,
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haha...and yes, it appears to be semi-borked, at any rate...
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:08,
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cover your legs up Torvill ..infidel bitch !!!!!!!!!
Osama Bin Laden's out to hit her
He stole Gary Glitter's gritter!
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:56,
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Made with that thing with thing in the newsletter.Are you all bored of these yet?
(,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:53,
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yep.There's enough existing bus threads that this could have gone into.
EDIT - ROB! Feed the hamster that powers the server please. It's all gone the way of the pear.
(EDIT - ROB! Feed the hamster that powers the server please. It's all gone the way of the pear.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:56,
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*scans for irony*none found
try scrolling down
(try scrolling down
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:56,
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No, no...not at all. Keep'em coming!
*smiles politely*
(*smiles politely*
enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:57,
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oh for fucks sake :(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:04,
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hahaand much better source image. It took me ages to find the one I had.
did you rip this from the DVD?
(did you rip this from the DVD?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:17,
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Nope, just trawled the web.I may have even PrtSc'd a youtube vid.
Can't remember which.
(Can't remember which.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:26,
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Prob'ly bindun, but had to get this one outta my head.... (Thx Bus Generator)DE-Ris:- www.cnbc.com/id/29041954
(,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:42,
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Not worth it's own thread....Incubus:
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:49,
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has anyone noticed all these sites recently?jennifer.fapper.info/?6ea100cb6f5e4d41ea285710057e425c nsfw
I don't understand the point of it all, i'm sure it's something to do with advertising but i know it's not real as there's bloody millions of them
tell me /board. what the HELL'S it all about?
(I don't understand the point of it all, i'm sure it's something to do with advertising but i know it's not real as there's bloody millions of them
tell me /board. what the HELL'S it all about?
SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:50,
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these things make you sign upto webshites etc.and the other webshites is where the profit is.
(,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:58,
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looks bullshit to me Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:59,
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:50,
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Cross-promotional advertisng.
A real missed opportunity there.
Visit terrible blog here for bigger version and other stuff.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:39,
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FP Pleaseand side order of fries.
*clicks - check out the double chin on McD. fat git.
(,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:42,
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*clicks - check out the double chin on McD. fat git.
hahahahahahathats fucking brilliant!
(
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:42,
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AHHH-HA-HA-HA!That's amazing and make me giggle! Good work!
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:04,
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You clever thing.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:28,
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CheersThat actually made me spray coffee out of my nose :( Now I have to clean the keyboard...
(,
Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:03,
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What?I don't care, it was meant to be from Gordy
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:49,
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How so?Scottish - Check
One-eyed - Check
Idiot - Double check
(One-eyed - Check
Idiot - Double check
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:41,
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Haha, I hadn't checked themash today"And finally 'Gordon Brown is an idiot'. Well yes, of course he is. If you didn't think that then clearly you're some kind of idiot. And possibly Scottish. With one eye."
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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I thought board would be pissed if I replaced his mouthwith a muddy starfish, but the intention was there..
(,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:48,
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Too fucking true Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:41,
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WIN!Oh noes! The slogan generator is reborn :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:33,
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NS! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:34,
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Yes! Tell me more about Teh Upload Codez!I enclose £5
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:34,
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Draw a picture in MSPaint to sum up the newsletter. I might read it then.
(,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:35,
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Thanks!And that slogan generator - can't wait to see what people make with that...
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:37,
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LIES!I liked your "wheels on the bus one"...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:04,
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hahahabut it is only the glass that is coloured
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:30,
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Ha ha haRight - I'm off to work
Later
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:31,
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the devilish bastardalso - I think he's going to be the caretaker of an island in Queensland for the next 6 months
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:31,
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"Ha! Now I will make it snow on them!" Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:31,
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Thus guaranteeing the end of civilisation in the UKor so we are being told.
Did anyone catch the cracker from Geoff 'You ain't nothing but a' Hoon 'dog, lying all the time':
It seems it would be too expensive to actually *have* the equipment on hand for something that only happens every 18 years, nevertheless, it appears to have cost the country over £1 billion...
Nice math, Geoff.
(Did anyone catch the cracker from Geoff 'You ain't nothing but a' Hoon 'dog, lying all the time':
It seems it would be too expensive to actually *have* the equipment on hand for something that only happens every 18 years, nevertheless, it appears to have cost the country over £1 billion...
Nice math, Geoff.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:38,
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Ha ha ha!Crikey, the board is slow this afternoon. I wonder if there's an imminent boardquake...
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:57,
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'noon all
Click for bigger (71 kb)
AKA Monsieur Incongruous Hands
ooooof*hull awaits!*
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:28,
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Ooof!Harsh...
Funny, though :D
(Funny, though :D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:32,
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UNE FOIS SIMON WESTON EST ALLE EN FRANCEUN MEC A BRULE SON VISAGE
IL NE L'AIMAIT PAS
(IL NE L'AIMAIT PAS
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:34,
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I am terrorising you pettily
Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:20,
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I have insulted you, but none of you foolish westerners can read it!!lololololololol
( Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:30,
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Vandalising the board has bindunPlease take 10 minutes of personal time and come back with a fresh idea
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:21,
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STRIKETHROUGHLOLS!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:22,
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"Strike Through Lols"Motto of the Subversive Comedians Association.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:23,
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ha ha haBritish Lols for British workers!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:27,
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OI!I STILL AINT GOT MY MONEY BITCH! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:32,
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No bus - Not real!EDIT: Hang on! - Does that say Wobbly Bloke is a Cock!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:22,
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ay to go, and a short time to get thereI'm eastbound, just watch ol' bandit run!
Class - RIP Jerry reed :-(
(Class - RIP Jerry reed :-(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:26,
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Needs more CDC Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:23,
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Automatic writingreveals a lot about a person's personality.
This for example, tells me you like horses.
(This for example, tells me you like horses.
enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:26,
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She is having Oirsh poo and jam rolly polly Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:27,
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:D
!!!!!
EDIT: SPECIAL TOAB EDITION:
bandwagon gone wrong
WARNING ITS 800px WIDE(COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE)
!!!!!
If only life was that easy...Bloody doctors can't get in cos o the sodding snow!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:58,
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snow wouldn't stop this guyseriously, even teh doctors cant be arsed to go to work?
(,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:06,
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This^^^^I was meant to see a consultant on Monday at the hospital, an appointment I have waited 8 weeks for, and they just cancelled it about an hour before it :( Now I have to wait another 3 weeks....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:06,
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There were three consultantsand a senior registrar making a snowman together in the park at the bottom of my road the other day - tsk!
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:12,
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That is brilliant!Unless you live in Greenwich and they were my consultants, in which case, they are cunts!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:14,
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Well?Are you in Greenwich?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:16,
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Well,I wouldn't trust a northerner as a doctor anyway, so that's fine!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:21,
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oooo....Northernist!
What about Doctor Finlay? He was OK, and he was from even further north...
(What about Doctor Finlay? He was OK, and he was from even further north...
enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:24,
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MAYBE HIS BOOBS HAD JUST GROW? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:59,
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hahaNHS surgery improves at last
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:06,
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hehehe...reminds me of that bit in The Meaning of Life...
( enceladus,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:08,
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Woah!that's pretty sharp, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:39,
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