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# delicious or satan's chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# DELICIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# This
except for the white version, which is utter evil!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# But it always rips the inside of my gums....!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# excellent
and most delicious as long as you don't try and bite off a whole chunk from one that's just come out of the fridge

/bruised roof-of-mouth blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# glad it's not just me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# You can buy individual portions now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# political correctness
gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# We have to think about the wimps in society
they can't take the sharp pointy chocolate and we have to be sympathetic to their "Please don't give me delicious things that might hurt me" doctrine! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# i take it they are still triangular in appearance
round toblorone just wouldn't do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yes well a non-triangular toblerone is unthinkable
but you know what the nanny-state is like idiots might have their eye out with one of them or something!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I like the individual pieces
but I am a purist too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Maybe they were made that way
to stop us eating so many.
I refuse to believe I am a wimp when it comes to chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# nice pants Ms Pot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Ithengyew kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# the pain!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# splendid stuff
also guaranteed to do damage to the roof of your mouth, why???
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Firstly it's pointy
and secondly, it has sharp bits in it that start getting stabby in your mouth once the chocolate melts.
One has to weigh up whether it's worth the stabbies and scratchies.
I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# i wholeheartedly agree
no pain no gain and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I know it's supposed to represent the Swiss alps and all that
but really, it IS the wrong shape for maximum oral pleasure.
I know I run the risk of "ooers" and I am not courting them, I just couldn't rephrase that in a suitable way
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# is there a miniature tunnel cut through them
full of burning lorry drivers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Now you have me thinking
are they full of Nazi treasure stolen from Jewish people - perhaps that's what the sharp bits are.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Diamonds!
That would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Indeed you have me thinking of that film with Dustin Hoffman
"Is it safe?... Is it.. safe?" and the Evil dentist Nazi person is holding a Toblerone to torture poor Dustin.

Snickers Man 1970
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I have it on good authority that there are
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I think we are getting to bottom of this now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Toblerones are like land mines
we ALL want one but we have to be careful about how we go about getting it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# There's a very small woman rumaging around in that backpack
is she trying to get in?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# she's kidnapped a dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Thats just AWFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# nomnom :D
I love Toblerone but couldn't eat it for ten years after visiting their factory in Switzerland when I was 11.
I got roughly the equivalent of forty big bars free out of their broken chocolate freebie bin and by the end of it all (even with giving lots away to mates) I really never wanted to taste, smell or see any ever again.
But that was then, now is nomnomnom, except for minor stomach twinges.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yum . . . I'm waiting for a meltdown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I'm done for the day

Have a bassist.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# This is real cool.
If you did these real big I'd desktop it without a second thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Why is it always blurred in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# bassists do move
and the ambient light in't that good in lots of venues....
e.g. Sat'dee neet.


www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/3262859904/in/set-72157613488326900/
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# This bassist looks a little more static

Someone needs to gaz me and tell me how post and link to a big version of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Vain Monkeys...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# why is he doing his hair in a giant crocodiles mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# arf - snappy reply
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Pffft.
Also - ina a slightly TJ kind of a fashion - oh dear oh dear oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# won't be long before that pic gets changed
the bbc would like to apologise for.....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I think some subeditor is in line for a bollocking and a half...
Edit - nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# haha
needs more ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# haha wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Okay no seriously guys that monkey looks EXACTLY like Pete Postlethwaite
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Great job Microwave
err, I mean BHLC!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# GRIFFY!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# ave it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# haha WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
Good to see Guybrush is still about
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
an absolute blinder sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# 1800 BC called, they want their joke back ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# you know what sort of trick that is!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
all too well.
incidentally, be interested in getting that wireless dongle if it's still going, for TPMA's computer. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# fo 'sho
No worries matey.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# excellent, let us know when you're free some time and I'll pick you up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
Well, there's a sentence to give a man a full on robot chubby!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha 'Latriiiiiiiine'!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# when do you want it...?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# STONGE!
Good word.

Also, *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# argh!
Edited - ta.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *consoles*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *rissoles*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# you just can't get them anymore
findus used to make bloody fine rissoles, and try as i might i just can't find them anywhere.
edit/ they may have been bird's eye but the same applies.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I think you may have to make your own
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# And refer to them as "Our rissoles".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ah yes
(pdjpdj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# any excuse really
tony turtle loggerhead
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Why is it always stones & doors in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# More Accurate?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# with a cameo by weston
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I REALLY AM


AND I CANT GET THE FUGGER REMOVED TIL 3:30 TOMORROW!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# try using the old string/door technique
then draw up your exploits in a 1930s style comic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# if it was any normal tooth i might try that
but its a wisdom tooth and its attached to an important nerve apparently. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# best crack it with a pliers first then
I went in for a quadrilateral wisdom extraction. I lost too much blood for the 4th to come out and spent 10 years with no sensation in my chin.

After that my gums got infected and I had to squeeze out about a pint of thick sticky pus from the drainage channel that was cut in to them. there was lots of bits of food mixed in

Have fun!

do you have a bandage around your head - tied at the top?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY459kTn32c
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# they're loads of fun coming out...trust me :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# try ground up aspirin
with whiskey and spread on the offending area
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
on the offending area everywhere.

Phwoar...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Try oil of cloves
It works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# yep!
i was just going to suggest that. It really does work. Tastes as bitter as piss though.

You could try going to a GP and getting some codeine phosphate. You wont feel anything, including your arms, legs and face.
(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ^This
Complete oblivion is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Try cocaine
to ease the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# My dentist
referred me to the hospital to consider having a wisdom tooth removed.

Last thing she said to me:

"Take my advice, if they're taking 1 out get them to do all 4. In the grand scale of things it's not much more pain at the time but it saves you going back another 3 times!".
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# this is true
sure, you can't eat right for a week, but when you're done, you're done.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Aww that's awful
I hope you have access to knock-you-out painkillers.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# What a bastard tooths
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The utter bastards!


**Edit: Now with added Custard & Gunge Bombs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Blobbah Akhbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Except we don't want
blobby blobby blobby!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# whats the thumb for?
double pleasures?
(scuv mywales.info, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
.. how long have you had your own ship you flash so and so?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Yarrr I pirated it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# well done on pirating one with a crane
they've inconceivably useful!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Very useful for looting and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I can imagine
... just quietly pull up next to something, secretly pick it up with the crane and then cheese it out of there...

that's pirating clever!

"... oh - I wish I hadn't taken by box of treasure on a trip to Scarborough!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Weird stuff @ Animal land
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# a BABEAGLE
and an EABOON?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Babeagle is a word which pleases me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Boonhawk
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# monkeytits!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# BABEAGLE tits are located at above the ass
you are looking at the penoids
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# cor
whatever they are, I gots to gets me some
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# If you go down to the woods today...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# who is this chap?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# It's Angelina Jolie in her latest film
Make-up by David Blunkett.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# he does a good job
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# He's expertly trained.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Just Zoom in a bit - all will become clear...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# seams like rob
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# It is just me or is that image massive?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# are you sitting to close to your screen?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I was reminded of viewing porn on a 19.9 baud modem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# it's just you.
You are massive.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# What do you mean, Sir?
It's 65kb and a normal sized image here.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# also - SMILEY TREE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# this is about 35Kb less funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Is Henry ever funny?
in a new thread
over 50k?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I for one, missed the start of this particlar wagon
and have no idea who he is, and more the point why he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# me too
he's no Leslie Crowther Christmas Cards
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# No. No he's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# why is any meme a meme
his name is henry and he was unearthed by J Peasemould Gruntfuttock about this time last year, henry serves no purpose whatsoever, but he's an endearing fellow nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I'm with you on that
but just don't know what I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# The new size limit is 100 kb
If you're going to be a pedant stop making mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Or just stop being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Personally I'm glad that the size limit has been raised.
I'll still be optimising jpgs to below 50k though, its not exactly dificult.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# i said the same about my cock this very morning
but a photo never lies

btw does henry have an official surname?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# No, he's like Cher in the regard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# he needs one, i have a plan
Gruntfuttock i think, any objections JPG?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Winkle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# stale mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Forget all this snow... it'll soon be summer
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ha, yay.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
This is glorious! *clicks 'till she can click no more*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# and not a moment too soon, splendid
that said i rather enjoy a good spring
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# All of this.
CF summer, autumn, winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# you're just plain greedy
4 distinct seasons, some hope
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Don't you repress me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I don't understand people that go on holiday to lie on beaches.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Went to Corfu with my sister years ago
and spent most of it on the beach. Bored doesn't cover it!

Halfway through the week I managed to convince her that any more sun time would lead to skin cancer and we should sit in a bar sipping cocktails and watching pirate films on the big screen
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# yeah
fucking starfish
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# But if they told the truth, that'd be ok, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Well
To be honest, if they just elaborated a little more imaginatively I'd be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# because it is a great way to spend a week
hot. sun. ice cream. sleeps. books. relax. ladies in bikinis.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# A few hours, yes.
Does one not want to explore the locality?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# depends
i spent 2 weeks buy the pool in the sun recently, frankly the locals could get to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# And they wonder why tourists have a bad rep.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# i was very polite
had paid a fortune to go and tipped the locals generously. i was also very tired and needed a proper holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I did it once
for a week. I was completely knackered and needed to do sod all.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# sweet!
god, i hope it hurries up...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# HAhah
great splash at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# never too late
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
Look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# hums
kickstart theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I have forgotten how it went
hum it louder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# a snippet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4OosFHsjjo
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# cheers gstq
have you stopped stealing sigs now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# memories
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFlmEznsr2w
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Oompahs!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# GO GO NELLIE KNEIVELLIE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Ooh, that landing's going to be a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# EXTREEEEEEME!

ALSO: what side were you on in the great crab/elephant war?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# i was switzerland
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# dis am
most woo :-)

'tash survived the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Award winning memory loss
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# she had a face like thunder last night
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Didn't she get
Winsletted?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# You are a radio 2 listener
aicmpf ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# The King and I
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oof.
Sell this to The Sun immediately for fun and profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# No need to send it them
or request any money.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# excellent Shop
I used to love Entertainment USA
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Nicely! I see Asda are currently having a Jonathan King Sale - Boy's Pants Half Off
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# BHLC!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Snot, meet monitor screen* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Bloody hell...
bwahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
nice one squire
(I helped save b3ta! flowerpot2, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Is he still posting on here?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# For some reason I thought it was Pete Waterman
I was thinking "Why has he shopped in Pete Waterman's head?"

Thank fuck for sensible replies, that's all I can say!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# are we all back to normal
looking down the page nothing makes any sense at all now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# did it ever?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# point taken
i forgot to mention, i overcame those application form problems by converting it to pdf and sucking it into p'shop, got interview next week btw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Not sure how you define "normal"
but we appear to be back to how we were...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# You bad man!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I know...
...do forgive me? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# titty's what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# KNOCK KNOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Who's there
have you seriously forgotten?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# How to log back in?
you're a step behind
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Normal service has been resumed
No I was just mucking about
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hehe
I was confusing myself

Oh what japes...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# The Gas Board
I've come to read your meter
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# oh god...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# MEATY PIE'S
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Mind-Piss...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# apostrophe crime
DIE HERETIC

you're the type of person who says "haitch" instead of "aitch".
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# My creative writing lecturer calls them 'prepostrophes'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# it's a hanging offence in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Whenever I see that I think it's something written in German
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Fabulou's
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# wow
it's the old man from photo.net
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] compote de les ros petit-pois
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# The fiends!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ahahah
ambassadeur, avec cette ros petit-pois vous êtes vraiment de nous gâter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# whahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
there's only one man experienced enough to deal with this sort of situation...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# The Deaconator?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# EDDIE THE EAGLE EDWARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Edison Carter?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Perkin Warbeck?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Reginald Maudlin?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *struggles into Justice Kilt OF JUSTICE!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ..
kilt
circus tent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! flowerpot2, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"Minge"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# MINGE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Last night I had a dream in which I was playing cards against a ghost.

The cards were all identical and I was unsure of the rules.
Whenever the ghost placed a card down on the table, I would do the same,
and he never corrected me so I assumed that I was playing well.
After a while I realised that the ghost only had one card left and I had several,
so I decided to lay all of my cards down at once.
The ghost eyed me directly, and I was embarrassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Because that's not how you play.
The ghost clearly won.

EDIT- oh, and I do like your drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Should have played SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Ghosts cannot play snap, their hands are too thin.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# You would win
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Good point.
I'll challenge him to a rematch tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Should have played SNIP
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Should have played SNOT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Should have played SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Maybe he didn't know the rules either.
I remember a story, I forget who told it so we'll call him Man A.

Man A was sat at a cafe in a train station with a packet of digestive biscuits. Man A was reading a newspaper. Another Man, Man B, sat down opposite him. Man A spots Man B open the packet of biscuits and take one. Man A is incensed, but says nothing and takes a biscuit. He is outraged. Man B takes a biscuit. Man A decides "right, I'll show him!" and takes another biscuit.

Soon a biscuit-eating duel ensues, with neither man breaking the silence, but simply staring each other out. Eventually the biscuits are gone and Man B gets up and leaves.

Man A also gets up to catch his train and spots...that's right....his own (unopened) packet of biscuits underneath his newspaper. He had been eating Man B's biscuits all along.

Being too polite to speak up ends in silliness. I wish I could remember where I read this story.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Douglas Adam
The Salmon of Doubt.

Douglas Adams is Man A.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# stolen by jeffery archer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Are you certain?
I thought it was from Bill Bryson.

Though as it happens I read The Salmon of Doubt directly before the Bill Bryson book I thought it was from.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Thats my final answer
It's in this review if you search for "train". The reviewer does say it's like Bill Bryson.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# It's...
...So Long and Thanks for All the Fish. It's an anecdote that Arthur tells Fenchurch IIRC.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# That's a good story :D
I also remember hearing it somewhere before...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# SLATFATF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# A variation of this actually happened to me
at Heathrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# you bastard!
you took my kitkat!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Yeah?
Well I once had a dream that I went to the bank to get a balance, and it was about what I thought it was.

Absolutely vivid.

I nearly sued my brain after that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I remember a few months ago I had a dream in which I was sitting at my computer, surfing b3ta.
seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# We like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# We like you
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# is that you singular?
or you plural?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I was just about to ask that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# But we already did
Do we know what Jpeg has done for us, or when he's going to supply the pertinent information?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# We're guessing it's some kind of rendering
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# steady...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# maybe THAT's why
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Right,
I'm definitely not telling you now.

*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Don't flounce
we didn't mean it!


come back - I'll cover his ears
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *ponders*
Um, singular, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# We certainly do

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# almost as much as they do
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# THAT'S ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Goodness!
I don't believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# We do
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# no we don't.
*slaps*

Don't argue with me, sonny jim...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I'm having to check who's who
by looking at the profile ID... Marjorie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# if I'm not you, and you're not me
who are they?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I just logged out
and forgot how to log in again
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# use the keys on our keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# i know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! flowerpot2, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# you loon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ha
and I thought it was Noddy Holder!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# No
I thought it was a toothbrush holder
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I think it's a Noddy Holder Toothbrush Holder
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# i don't believe it
(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# git




:)™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# what have you done with my icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# and mine
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# the best trick would be to use the skull...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# nah
i use the sheep these das, cos of the welshness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# did you happen to see the egg flinging yesterday?
Edinburgh was full of the happiest Welsh people I've ever met. It was a red sea of glee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Sounds lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# see
I told you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# C'MON THE BOYOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# yes -- wait - no
well... Scotland were not very good. Then there was a pub quick and my team came second - we were winning all the way until the last round. Nectarines are not a citrus fruit they're a type of peach!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# that's good that is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# But is it Noddy Holder?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# no, it's Noddy Holder's Toothbrush holder
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Isn't that called Dave Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# This made us laugh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# This grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Beware of something nasty pretending to be something nice
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# crikey
that's a little unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hehehehe
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# It's a bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# it's catching
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Arf! Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# down shep
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Kasto Kasto Krut
Poligen Ha!
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# KLAUS!
Poligen Ha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Dave the Hat poligen?
ha!
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# WHAT NO CHEDGE?
(also: ahahahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! flowerpot2, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Eugene Levy Marx
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Ray Quinn?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# YOU WATCH IT TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Capital B mate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Cheers mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# spot on, old chap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Capital S too
and a couple of exclamation marks and a tilde
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# you don't fool anyone Daniel
Now stop larking about and give Thor his name back
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# this is getting far too silly
and not a little confusing
(I helped save b3ta! flowerpot2, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Cut it out, rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# heheh
I Used to be a raccoon as well you know!

and the good old uppercase "i" instead of a lowercase "L"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hello me
Is my car fixed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I don't have a car
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# you're right
you had to catch the train this morning

our cheek is itchy - just scratch it a little
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I don't know where it's been!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *greases gearstick*
yup

edit: I've really confused myself now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# how much?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# £1.80
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# tight bastard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll lend you some scissors
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# weh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# you herd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I think you need to go and have a lie down for a bit.
We'll watch the fort.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# there's a fort?
why was I not informed of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# There was a consensus
that the excitement would be too much for you.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# it is
I've done a little glee wee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# This is what we were afraid of.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I'm not talking to myself
There's a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Ray Quim.
QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM QUIMQUIM QUIM QUIM QUIMQUIM QUIM QUIM QUIMQUIM QUIM QUIM QUIM
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Joe Pasquale?

I know a song that will get on your tits... get on your tits... get on your tits...etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Al Lewis?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Now it's time.... right?
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# WA-HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!
SPANG
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Credit where credit's due, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahhaha!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I can't believe you just nicked one of archie's ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# fight!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# fight!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Fight!
Ow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# fight
(I helped save b3ta! flowerpot2, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hello?
That's not on...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# What is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Your guess is as good as mine
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I don't know
but it's not Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Look what happened now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# that IS slightly messed up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I can't remember if I used to have a capital B or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Isn't there some law of inverses we need to be aware of here?
Like crossing the streams or something...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# You keep your toilet habits to yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
splashy splashy

oh no - open toe sandals was a BAD idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# That'll learn ya...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# None of this makes any sense
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# couldn't resist
lots of love

gstq xxx
(I helped save b3ta! flowerpot2, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# and before you get any ideas
i've got it covered
(I helped save b3ta! gstq having issues with my password, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# just as well you got it slightly wrong then?
hee -hee - it'd have been my own fault
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I saw that too !
*tuts and shakes head*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Fight fight fight fight fight.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha
...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# now is not the time
to sit and shiver,
now's the time to stand,
and then delive-er
juuuuust pretend that life
is like a ri-iver
and goooo for iiiiit
gooooo foooorr iiiiit

*boodoodoo BOWWWWW ping*
*boodoodoo BOWWWWW ping*
*chigga chigga chigga..*
*boodoodoo BOWWWWW ping*
*boodoodoo BOWWWWW ping*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Na na na na Nuclear Rocket
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# It's not love. It ain't a Romance
it's SICK SEX!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I keep thinking I've posted really weird stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# me too....
although perhaps not for the same reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Yeah, but who are you really...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Please do 'The Frying Doctors' next
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# No the Sauteedvans.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# My god!
I used to watch! Now there's a blast from the past. I seem to remeber the played a chart song after the programme had ended.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Terrifying how long ago isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Prisoner: gas mark 9
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Mad Max: Beyond Tinderdome
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :)
Crocodile done to a T.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahahaha
"Call that a match, now THIS is a match"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Haha
Prisoner Kiln Block H

I can't think of any

EDIT: Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Suns and Torchers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I remember using the old Peter Cook gag on a random cast member of Neighbours in a bar in Sydney.
He made some generic Pom comment at me so I called him something colourful and offensive to which he made the schoolboy error of going, 'Do you know who I am?!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# and did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# The famous Peter Cook one.
Do you know do I am?
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. Could I have your attention for a moment.
Does anyone know who this man is? He seems to have forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Three Men and a burning baby
III
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Bloody hell,
that's harsh.

Damn funny, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# It's actually just called Two Men
As a dingo already stole the baby.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# STREWTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Flamin' gallah!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# keb/-\b and gronkpan are going to have a shit-fit.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# It'll be fun to watch, at least.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I believe the correct vernacular is
"lol"

People have died. This is amusing.
No, really.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)

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