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# Ladies and Gentlemens, a moment of silence please


My poor long suffering lexmark printer has finally succumbed to printing blight.

We had so much fun together, printing letters, and bits of books and little photocopies of £5 notes for putting on the floor with a message on the other side of "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, TWAT"

bye bye little printer, I don't know how I'll do without you.

*sniff sniff*

Anyway, I'm going to the shop tomorrow to pick up a new printer so fuck that old heap of shite in the ass.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# What has fallen from the undercarriage of that man?
He needs his perineum replaced.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# he has leaked coolant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# LEXMARK lol1111oneoneone111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# OMGLOLZORBRANDNAME!!!one!!!!fourtythree!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I have 2 Epsons the better of the two is idle at the moment as I can't afford the ink for it - lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I can't be without a printer
I'm currently pissing loads of job applications out.

or rather I was. :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# :( snifflecry.
I just walked downstairs to see the deep frier on the hob smouldering. Some dong left it there and accidentally turned on the hob. The house smells of burnt plastic. I don't like the smell of burnt plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# tasty nutritious burnt plastic :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I went for a walk around the block to air out my lungs. I had a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hang on
someone left an unnattend deep fryer on a hob?


this is a great way to cause death.

that it reached the point of burny plastic.

this is bad, man, bad.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I know. Everything smells. I'll receive the blame, I am sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# if someone left something like that
and blames you

the response is "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU WERE FUCKING DOING YOU STUPID FUCKING TWAT, YOU FUCKING LEAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT UNATTENDED? YOU WANT TO FUCKING BURN TO DEATH? ARE YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID? FUCKING HELL? YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT"

and then become abusive.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# RETORT NOTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# QUITE SO.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I once
Put someone's toaster on (the very) top of the oven then melted it while making toast on the grill. I offered to replace it but she was far too reasonable about it.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# WE LIVE IN A DISPOSABLE SOCIETY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# thank fuck for that
or I'd get into trouble for the way I got rid of those orphans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# TASTE THE PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# OH YEAH BABY!
*REACHES FOR THE SKY*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# OH NOES YOU BROKE THE PRINTER :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# NO IT SELF BORK :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# NO YOU BROKE IT. LIES! THE POOR BABY PRINTER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# BUM OUNCES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I have a Failmark too.
I'm trying to decide whether it would make more sense to have it repaired, or buy a new printer.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# New printer
it's far cheaper to get a good new printer than it is to repair a broken old one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# It's far cheaper to get a new printer than a full set of ink cartridges these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# That's so very true
as I was saying above I have a very good Epson printer but the inks are £60 quid.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# no point trying to repair it
unless it was expensive.

as in, more expensive in printer replacement than in person use.

the parts will cost something insane on their own anyway.

I'm just gettting somethign cheap an nasty, when I have some pennies I'll get something nice and shiny :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# As a replacement, I suggest one of these:
www.xerox.com/digital-printing/printers/digital-press/docucolor-6060/enus.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# yeah, the problem with those is when i try and print money on them they go into fault mode
and I have to get an engineer out

and like, lol, he phones the police.

so like, I have to murder him between fixing the printer and phoning the police.

and I'm limited in space for disposal of printer engineers.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# You could jam the engineer's body into the
spaces between the mechanism of the printer/photocopier. Some blood may get on your paper but you could say it was an arty effect.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# maybe I could be like, the new damien hirst
only I could show broken industrial reprographics machines filled with decomposing printing engineers

and like, I could cut them in half and put them in a transparent vat of formaldehyde

art, man. nothing less.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# PLEASE!!!DON'T KILL ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# LEAVE THAT POOR KITTY ALONE.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
 
woo! to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Shred him to death with your genitals and claws!!!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# MEOW KILL MEOW MAIM MEOW MURDER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# PLS DRAW THAT SCENARIO PLS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# SHIT! MY CANOE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# what in the name of piss is going on!
this is like... an alternate universe snarn!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Been a long while, but seeing as U2 have reared their ugly heads again...

...so has he.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I like your username
And your picture is nice as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# thankyou
have a hugh
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I'd love to show the average American House fan a few episodes of Fry & Laurie, or Blackadder the Third.
It would blow their minds.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I do.
so feel free to enjoy by proxy.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# THE truth
is always the best option
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# ehe
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# ffffuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# PHWOOOAR
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# ahhhahhahhah!
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Sweet!
wtf! ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# all you can eat, and a chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Oh lordy
Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Filth this ban sick.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo
Edit: I saw her with hair and thought she'd been cured.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# well she has inspired a lot of images these past weeks
and I often fined myself conned by cholesterol... the shyster bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Did anyone see the FACEBOOK CAUSES CANCER piece in the Mail last week?
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/How-using-Facebook-raise-risk-cancer.html

Essentially extreme facebook usage can lead to isolation can lead to immune-system/other problems can lead to some diseases such as cancer. But fuck it, the middle bit's not interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# ahahah
keep 'em scared man, keep 'em scared.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Is it me, or is the Mail turning into Weekly World News?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I can't believe how much the quality has improved recently
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I'm gonna make one of these
images.foodproof.com/bacon-and-cheese-stuffed-pizza-burger.jpg - damn that looks nice
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# NICE LIKE HEART DISEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# its a fact
i just bought jade goody's hair dryer off ebay

(warning: may contain lies)
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# 56. Twitter
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# WITH HIS PHONE
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Fuck yeah this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# heh
I started a tumblr yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
#
tumblr.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# frizfrizzle.tumblr.com
FOLLOW IT.



WITH YOUR PHONE
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I can't get a decent internet package on my prepaid
so I don't use the internet on my phone unless I'm at one of those wireless hotspot things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# lol their basic search doesn't pick up user names
www.tumblr.com/search/gronkpan

what a shitty interface, I suppose I should sign up to see if there's any good behind it.
I AM SUSPICIOUS OF ALL THE MISSING VOWELS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)
# technological success!
woo :)

i have more comicy things to draw.. but I am yet to find the enthusiasm. boo hiss.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I'm gonna head off to bed now, anyway.
I really need to get some work done for college tomorrow but fuck it, I'd rather read manga.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I have a 5 hour car journey to weymouth for a uni interview
strangely for bournmouth uni..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Ooer, have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Step one: Don't spell the name of the uni wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# luckily the interview is in weymouth
as the course is shipped out to weymouth college :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I know what facebook and FlickR are I dont know what the others are
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# my grandfather lives in peaceful ignorance of the changing world around him
i think if anyone sat him down and explained all these new so-called "innovations" affecting the way we interact with each other, he'd have an aneurysm
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Ha
Force everyone to RSS them all as well!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# My current e-poopr status:
Not poopin' right now. Planning one for later, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I always figured this was what Pendantichrist's blog was about
But I never clicked to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# awesome
iv developed quite an addiction to twitter over the past week. this is spot on
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Describe your current status in life in one hundred and fourty characters or fewer.
GO.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Ahahahahahahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
#
THIS IS TRUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Go to work on an egg!

with added cackling and wrongness from soupytwist.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# That implies that she has something in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# well
i certainly think that yolk is the more likely thing to find in there
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Mmmmm egg soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# dippy egg!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hehe :D
I wouldn't eat that!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# That's making me really hungry, and I don't think it should. =/
Sorry for the TJ, but I donated to b3ta last night (Go me!), but I don't seem to be able to get an icon. Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# you'll just have to be patient

you'll probably get it in a few days or so
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# But I want it NOW!
Well, ok, I guess I could wait a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# It takes a while.
And don't worry, it's making me hungry too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Ah, fair enough. :)
And good. We shall hunt this Goody being and feast on the bountiful eggyness in its head.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# The first time I donated I forgot to tell them who it was but I think they've sorted that out now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# She's such a brave little soldier
*groan*
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Easter!!
A bad time for a Bald girl!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I was on my bike, then...blackness...then....
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I can only imagine you were tied and raped.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# It's what Jesus would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# It's what he's expected to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# It's what we all want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# you all want to tie and rape me?!!!
no you can't
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
#
If you cut a man, does he not bleed?
If you see tits fall off a bike and lose consciousness, do you not bind and rape said tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Happened to me once.
I was racing go-karts. Someone showed me a blue flag. I looked behind to see if they were close enough to overtake me in the next turn. Then I turned left... but the turn wasn´t there :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# tequilla
always tequilla
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# When I was four I sprinted into a wall as fast as I could.
And your picture is just about all I remember of the rest of that day.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# pffffft
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Then . . . your pockets got picked . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# You got change for a fiver ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# You fell into one of those pesky black holes.
But on the bright side, it was a nice sunny day.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Bubby!!!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Bubby !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# ClanSoul
I am disappointed to learn you smoke =[
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# how do you get the italics in
here ?
(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I do believe its all explained in the FAQ ^^^ up there :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# *reads*
(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Good noob :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Reading the FAQ is for NERDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Cool people don't read FAQs
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah! Fuck rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Where have I seen/heard your sig before?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# That's the one.
Always makes me laugh xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HTML. It only works in the Message field, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# <i>Italicise me, big boy</i>
But it only works in the body of your message.

Which is handy for showing people how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# So I see !
Italicise me, big boy
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# thanks zel
"i" owe you one
(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# you make it as an image and then put it in
for example:

lalalalal

☮ ☯
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
Gaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I&#9829;Unicode
☭

edit: well that failed, what's wrong with unicode hearts?

or do odd little unicode pictures only work in the body? ♥ ❤ ♥
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# ITALIC IS FOR LOSERS
Underlines are the coold stuff.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# VOM!
SICK! sexy
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Looking for a foursome . . . VOM . . . SIX !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# sixty!
six
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# legs legs legs
Does anyone else have frog/toad spawn in their pond? bit early isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# FAKE NO BR...
SHARK!
i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu7/1uppicdump4/71034227_43e5d06c50_b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Bad boy Bubby.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# CHRIST KID YOU'RE A WEIRDO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I don't care for Dapper Dan sir.


Click for bigger (204 kb)
Just spent a silly long time making this for a t-shirt design
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I would smirk at this T shirt appreciatively.
Significantly more people seem to be killed in an individual suicide bombing if it happens in September or October rather than any other month.

Why, b3ta, why?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# it's the time of year when people remember there is no fucking point to living
so they go hug a terrorist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Hey, my birthday's in October.
And I always move further from my youth.

*hugs terrorist*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# i see your line of thought there
but i hug terrorists out of a love of life, and the intent to spread the love

or spreading my guts around a crowded marketplace
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# seasonal depression setting in
makes you unconsciously gravitate more towards explosions
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Terrorists hibernate for most of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Leaving somewhat inept amateurs stay-at-home terrorists blowing people up from November to August?
Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It has something to do with the numbers 7 and 8 being misplaced as far as months go . . .
Numerology 1-A . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# it's not suicide bombers
it's just accidents involving people setting off fireworks in honour of my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# The Months of Lucifer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I'm afraid the 66th of June is in August.
Or are the numbers all a cunning ploy to divert attention from Satan's months?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Now you're catching on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Both September and October are significant for terrorist
Black September a terror group of the 70's was set up to mark when King Hussien declared military rule of Jordan which began a backlash of fundamentalists determined to get back at King Hussien
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_September_(group)

I believe although October also marks some significant event although I'm not going searching for terrorist and October on Google I might get SAS crashing through my windows.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# That is intriguing, thank you.
My data was taken from 1981 onwards, but it could still be linked.

I was thinking perhaps there are religious festivals in those months, leading to more people gathered together or something. Who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I think September/October is significant to Muslims in some way
I remember watching Splinter Cell (an excellent series about a terrorist cell infiltrated by a CIA agent) and if I recalled there was some reference to September or October as a period of time significant to muslims.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# okay... call me stupid...
but what now?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# STUPID BUT WHAT NOW
ahahahahahahaahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# It's a reference to a Coen brothers film I didn't like
In which George Clooney plays a singing arse.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# erm...
what now?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Well you see the Clooney character obsessively uses the above depicted hair product.
This happens several times within the alleged comedy film, being in the nature of a running joke. At one point he is offered an alternative hair product and quirkily refuses!

...wait, maybe it was the other way round, and this is the one he turns down. In which case I like the design more.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# You really didn't like it, did you.
 


Not even the soundtrack?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Even if you can't stomach George, the supporting cast was wonderful.
 
I'll watch John Turturro in anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I guess so.
Crappy story, though, in which we are encouraged to regard the main character as a charismatic rogue, even though he is manifestly a shit from beginning to end. Rather similar to No Country For Old Men in that respect, as I have whinged previously on this forum.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I did in fact like the soundtrack, yes.
and annoyed people by singing it for some time afterwards.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I did find the Odyssey underpinnings a bit of a stretch
but as a riff on the early days of commercial hillbilly and race records, it's great.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfTUvFj6kvc
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# i see...
....I like cake :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It looks like it could fly like a frisbee . . . FOP some on over this way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# FAP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ahhhahhhaha YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Geographical Oddity
Super.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# RUN!! MONSTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# How Monkey Island.
:D
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# Argh!
It's Fear, but tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# This is how my dreams always end.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# You cannot win
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Repellingly fear full !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# It's just a tree screaming.
Go back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Children!
Obey Signs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# This IS the boogeyman in real life
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Two or more of anything is scarier than none !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# BEWARE THE DANCING CATS!
www.b3ta.com/links/Cat_dance_wait_till_about_2_35_ish
Whats that cumming over your mum? is it a black man... oh hang on those aren't the lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# SPOOKY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I'm so fucking pissed at the lack of monsters in real life!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# ^this
Zeppelin rooftop hangers also.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah. I'm dying for a blimp.
Give me my blimp! And a rooftop blimp hanger.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# go deep sea diving
they mostly hide at the bottom of the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# That's right.
But real life is dry.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Hey guys this is the lead singer of Michael and the Michaels


They're my fave band.
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hot piss, it's like he's in the room with me!
EDIT: Gonna park this bank queue + workplace doodle here:
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# It's a her you insensitive fuck
Michael and the Michaels are an ironic techno indie pop emo chainsaw band.
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# :D good lord sir
i'll be honest, if i were in the queue behind you, i'd be slightly concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I recon
you dun fail.
Even in satire.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I doubt it
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# i like their song Michael
from their self-titled debut album
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# The bassist, Michael, once signed a plectrum for me!
Second album, 'Three Mikes to the Stage', is out next month
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# OMG

The only singer I think I've drawn is this. nsfw.


unless you count harry secombe as well...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Fuck
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# looks more like madonna
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# i like playing that game where you try and figure out which of her facial features is the biggest
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I do count Harry Secombe.
I have a lovely recording of him singing Herbert the Hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# They're shit. Go listen to good music.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# MICHAEL AND THE MICHAELS ARE BRILL
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# whats thyr myspace?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# myspace.com/michaelandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaels
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# don't do that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Michael's got the lips for lead singing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# It's Michael Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hello killerkitti
...hang on you're a fake!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Douglas Bader Foghorn Penguin warns you of dangerous rocks.

Cheers, Douglas Bader Foghorn Penguin!
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# MRARRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I dont know what it is, but i like it

also did anyone see that program about U2, what a bunch of tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's a Douglas Bader Foghorn Penguin.
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# brilliant, now do a bomber harris lighthouse puffin
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I'd make that noise too if somone cut off my feet like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# MRAAAAAAAAAAA
rr
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# ROCKS AHEAD !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Hallo kids.

And if anyone really cares or whatever, I got a new piercing today. ^_^ It's in my cartilege. In 8 weeks, I can take it out to wear my industrial. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Oh.
*YAAWWWNS*

What's an industrial.And which cartiledge?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# It's...
well... this.
In my left ear. I already had one cartilege piercing, so now I have the second. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Ah, my girlfriend has one of them.
I think it looks stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahah
I like it. *shrug* There's a bunch of piercings I want, only I'm not allowed until I'm 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Am it k3b/-\b's disgusting link tiem?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I hope not...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww i just went and found what I was looking for :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# FUCK YEAH NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
student.bmj.com/issues/00/01/edanddebate/images/clitring.gif

i should look to find the other one that on of my mates told me about...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# The url does not lie.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# yes yes, it is infact a clitring.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# IT'S FINE LINE BETWEEN PLEASURE AND PAIN...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# YOU'VE DONE IT ONCE YOU CAN DO IT AGIAN
no i can't remember divinyls' lryics
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I've seen worse piercings
NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ARGH
why'd i click that?
looks like someones had an accident with industrial strength magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# holy mother of wtf!
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I'd say that's safe for work
as it is pretty much unrecognisable.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Arf!
Agreed. I started at it for a good minute trying to find something recognisable by shape instead of just "yeah there's flesh and metal involved. could be an armpit for all I can tell"
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# yeah that's bizare but I thought it was male.
there is a fairly ugly female one that im not going to look for...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It is male
I can't imagine you'd find a vajayjay as mutilated with piercings just because of the innie nature of them.

Unless some one has had their prolapsed cervix pierced. hmm 'to google or not to google?'

edit:ok, I've found a picture of a pierced cervix
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# how is that disgusting?
that's pretty much meh as far as I'm concerned.. although in terms of aesthetics I'd prefer a bar going through it to a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# and surely
the hood not the actual clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# oh yes..
silly eyes :D

there was worse pictures in the local piercers shop window while I was in secondary school. I remember a lady's bit mostly looking metalic for the ammount of hoops in them and hen a lovely demon face tattoo with the mouth obviously placed. good times.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# My ex girlfriend had an ear too.
Two of them, actually.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# How greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Captain Kirk has three...
One on the left, one on the right and a final front ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# *keels over and dies*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# more than 3...
that was his final front ear... so he must (at some point) have had more than one!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Christopher Lee had three nipples...
Edit: I just re-read the last two words. *GROANS then SPANGS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# some women have three boobs, two in the normal spot and one on their foot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Spock at groceries and kitchwares sold a Fine new Flan tier
Hm
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# as good a place as any to leave this...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# *inhales coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Ace counter-arfage.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# .

(Fly Projector, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I thought these were called scaffold piercings
/confused
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# But that name isn't nearly as cool and hip and youtube and so forth.
MrPineapple has/had one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i once got a piercing by accident
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I think the word might be 'wound'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Like a cable, he wound it up???



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# "woo-nd"?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# As in "yay-nd?
and "houpla"-nd?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# as in ow!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z829cL9spho
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# OK!OK!
You convinced me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Along those lines, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# no he held on while the other person fell over
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ITS AN EMO MAN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# more than just
a name :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# ITS A NAME?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# nm
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hello
I sometimes draw on my veins on my arms and pretend I have tattoos, this is the height of body modification in my country

Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahahah
I want tattoos. :]

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# why would you put holes in yourself?
they are not the easiest things to maintain
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# No, I knowww.
But they look cool. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# real men have scars
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# But I'm a laydee.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# a lady with metal work?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yepp.
Only 6 piercings...so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Why
'so far'?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# :(
d(attractiveness)/d(piercings)=-k*piercings , k > 0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I don't know what that means?
I'm not a math person.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# pretty much means, that attractiveness is a maximum at zero piercings
decreases as piercings increase.

but as I said down there V the problem requires an initial condition (ie initial attractiveness) to be completely specified.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# So someone could be really ugly and have no piercings
and they're at their maximum of atractiveness? So when they get more, they get uglier?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# only in my humblest of opinions.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# why is it a differential rate?
:)

and only first order
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I didn't just want to write that it was an upside down parabola.
second you should be asking why the problem isn't completely specified.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Colour it in! Colour it in!
Gee, that really is an industrial strength piercing. Does it hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahah
Maybe.

A bitt. It was like a pinch and it didn't hurt, but now it does a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# eeey :)
8 weeks of only being able to sleep on one side (or possibly not, i might just be over sensitive to mild discomfort)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahah, I sleep on my right or my back anyway.
So I'm good. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Cool . . . did you pose for that or ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# silly emo

hair is not aviary
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# intesting...
did you make this? or just add text?
I can't decide if i've seen this before...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Don't be a dick :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# good plan...
...what should i be?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# no you're right I didn't make it
but I just read the Faq and I won't waste a thread with things I didn't make
=)
(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# please do not post things you did not make
thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# completely bonkers!
Mr Smooth Ladyhat approves of your raptor hair-do.


edit: ah I see ye've fooled us all! never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Like a complete idiot, being fair skinned
I once got another ear piercing during a holiday in about the hottest part of Spain, which after much sunburnt pain was never destined to last
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Oooooh
fuck. That sounds badd.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# voluntary mutilation is strange.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Is it?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# the motivation for self mutilation just strikes me as odd.
and second I'm trolling, and I want more bites...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Well piercings and tattoos are one thing.
But my cousin has scarification, and that's what I think is gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *nom nom nom*
consider yourself biten :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# especially during the winter
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# You're strange.. fucker.
how dare you presuppose a supercillious pretencious position of facist normallicy. what sort of nazi cunt are you? The worst kind that's what.

*sticks out pierced tongue*

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahahah
Did that hurt? I sorta maybe want my tongue pierced.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# not really
not when it got pierced.. but I had a very good piercer. it did swell up for about 8 days though where i couldn't talk properly nor eat all that well. My labret hurt more... bu that's because i kept getting the back plate caught under my teeth while eating and yanking it up... bad times. had a horizontal lip piercing and then a vertical one but they is both gone now. Tempted by the idea of a cock piercing though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I want my lip pierced.
I used to want my septum too, but I'm kinda unsure. I got another two years to wait anyways. Hahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# you won't like it when someone ties you up by it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# facial piercings not allowed till your 18 in amerka?
or is it more the renty types don't want you filling your face full of the metals?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# :)
aaaaah good old response to trolls...never actually considering I haven't put forward anything but the fact I thought it was strange.

I'm probably going to get a tattoo sooner or later...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# jigsaw man for the win!
cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08k7gRh8ry9UP/610x.jpg

don't think I'd get a tattoo.. I'm far too fickle.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# putting bits of metal in your body is boring
do something interesting
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Like what?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# cut a hand off?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# paint a fence
mow the lawn
invest in the stock market
how should i know? I'm sitting here doing nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Pierce your dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I don't have a dick.
And piercings don't belong down there anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Quit lying to me. I'm mad at you. In fact, I'm going to ignore you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# :[[[[[[
Meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# oh yes they do-oooooooooo
www.ratemypiercing.com/privatepiercings/qqwxz3.14159/mywillypiercing.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# There is absolutely no way
I'm clicking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# click it, but have the sound off, it's hillariously funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Well . . . I made it this far so . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# eeks!
congrats, I'm not even going to ask what you've photographed here!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Whatever it is . . . it wouldn't hold still . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# throbbing!
congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Feels good too . . . Yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL!
Grats
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# It almost got away from me . . . Thank you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is that your shnoz or your thumb?

I don't knose the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# My eyes were closed . . . i'm not sure either . . .
Whoooooooops !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Aarrrgghh
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Couldn't hold it back any loooooooooonger . . .
Cheers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# The fuck is that?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# It's attached . . . this I know for sure !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# hahaha jesus christ :D
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Yeah . . . it deserves to be nailed . . .
Cool !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Erm..
congratulmaisthatyourbollockiseebeforeohmygoditislations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You rascal you . . . thankyouamuchasthiswillallowmetodorightnow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# would.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Could . . . should . . . good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# *pokes*
*bursts*
well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# POP goes my shneezzzzzzzzzzzzzle !
ta twig !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# More twos than you can shake a septic badger at
Also: what is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Well . . . it does have two holes in it . . . if that's any hint . . .
thank you 2 much !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
Your nose knows.
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Nobody's nose like my nose knows . . .
you got it Barge Arse !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Too right Valin, Too right!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Noo! You spoilt the mini-echelons
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Something slipped away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Must
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Restore
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Order
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Nice to nose you!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Belive you me . . . it's my pleasure to nose you too to two ClanSoul !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# mmm
throbby
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Throbby and starting to swell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# i need to post 410 posts in the next 3 months
to coincide with my b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Wow . . . let's see . . . if you do the maths right . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# about 4.5 posts per day i think
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# That'll work . . . then double up if you get behind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# A Chevroner's work is never done
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# And . . . Thank You Letum . . . For Chevroning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Echelon
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Restoration
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Thank you very much Flowerpot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Good heavens!
Congrats geezer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Thanks Jahled . . . it kinda just snuck up on me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# c'grats!
NOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Yeah . . . SkUG . . . might as well get some cake while you're here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Fuck yeah, Valin! You rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Thanks Ttssattsr it's really been fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ...wishing you ... many more ... suspense filled ... ellipsises!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Nice of you Felix . . . I'll see if I can keep on shakin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# You have fish, yes?

CFBP
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# STOMP STOMP STOMP PENGUIN SMASH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# *Waits for Horrible's hulk pic*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# haha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Huge choccie biccies!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Haha - This looks real to me..
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Feed it feeeeeesh . . . before it attacks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# ...
Photobucket
(i know, i misspelled "imagination")
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Oo, I like.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# this is all sorts of excellent :D
more of this please
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# in theory, on saturdays...
britishbananaco.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# The eyes have it!
Woo.

Today is too good for a Tuesday..
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Ah!
*spangs
*self spangs

edit: Great minds and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# You godda be quick, dude!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Next time Standot, next time....
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# The eyes have it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Eye eye eyes are on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# a vehicle of some sort
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# This is really cool!
I want one
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Some sort of ace drawing!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Nice perspective work there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I can picture this chugging along to the intro of Iron Maiden's Run to the Hills
Woo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Oooooh yeah . . . that thing will knock down and pull anything !
1
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# tonight on Top Gear
Richard is dressed like a pimp, James stares at the floor, Jeremy offends the whole of Canada and the Stig puts THIS round our track
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Nicely!
As always...
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i'll take 3
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Really good
Looks sort of Mad Maxish?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Ohhh!
I am defiantly making this spangely.
/saves for later
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!! awesome!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Valin?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# At first this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# HAPPY 20K VAL-
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Thank Yee Kindly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Pumpy pumpy pumpy




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Ooooooh yeah . . . flex off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# work it carrot top!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Everything ripples
apart from his nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# The nipples
Don't ripple
Unless the nipple dripples
but only for the cripples
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# A fruit bat pooing on 50 Cent's onion bhajis.


Previously: John Prescott | Michael Winner | Jeremy Clarkson

'Ning!
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# And those bats are correct 117 % of the time !
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# Looks like Errol Brown to me.
But everyone's a wiiner.
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# It's 50 Cent in an Errol Brown mask.
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# Hot Chocolate!!


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# bats are teh coolest
what's your favourite kind of bat?
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# The pteropusians.
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# isn't that a dinosaur?
mine's a wombat
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pteropus
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# everyday's
a school day
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# These, I'm a fan of Bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Baseball.


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# These are Fun ditties
Like little lyrical moments of joy.
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