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Ladies and Gentlemens, a moment of silence please

My poor long suffering lexmark printer has finally succumbed to printing blight.

We had so much fun together, printing letters, and bits of books and little photocopies of £5 notes for putting on the floor with a message on the other side of "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, TWAT"

bye bye little printer, I don't know how I'll do without you.

*sniff sniff*

Anyway, I'm going to the shop tomorrow to pick up a new printer so fuck that old heap of shite in the ass.

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

What has fallen from the undercarriage of that man?

He needs his perineum replaced.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

he has leaked coolant

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

LEXMARK lol1111oneoneone111!!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

OMGLOLZORBRANDNAME!!!one!!!!fourtythree!!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

I have 2 Epsons the better of the two is idle at the moment as I can't afford the ink for it - lol

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

I can't be without a printer

I'm currently pissing loads of job applications out.

or rather I was. :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

:( snifflecry.

I just walked downstairs to see the deep frier on the hob smouldering. Some dong left it there and accidentally turned on the hob. The house smells of burnt plastic. I don't like the smell of burnt plastic.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

tasty nutritious burnt plastic :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)

I went for a walk around the block to air out my lungs. I had a cigarette.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

hang on

someone left an unnattend deep fryer on a hob?

this is a great way to cause death.

that it reached the point of burny plastic.

this is bad, man, bad.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)

I know. Everything smells. I'll receive the blame, I am sure.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

if someone left something like that

and blames you

the response is "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU WERE FUCKING DOING YOU STUPID FUCKING TWAT, YOU FUCKING LEAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT UNATTENDED? YOU WANT TO FUCKING BURN TO DEATH? ARE YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID? FUCKING HELL? YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT"

and then become abusive.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

RETORT NOTED.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

QUITE SO.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

I once

Put someone's toaster on (the very) top of the oven then melted it while making toast on the grill. I offered to replace it but she was far too reasonable about it.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

WE LIVE IN A DISPOSABLE SOCIETY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)

thank fuck for that

or I'd get into trouble for the way I got rid of those orphans

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)

TASTE THE PAIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

OH YEAH BABY!

*REACHES FOR THE SKY*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)

OH NOES YOU BROKE THE PRINTER :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)

NO IT SELF BORK :(

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

NO YOU BROKE IT. LIES! THE POOR BABY PRINTER

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

BUM OUNCES!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

I have a Failmark too.

I'm trying to decide whether it would make more sense to have it repaired, or buy a new printer.

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Shiksa, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

New printer

it's far cheaper to get a good new printer than it is to repair a broken old one.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

It's far cheaper to get a new printer than a full set of ink cartridges these days :(

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zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

That's so very true

as I was saying above I have a very good Epson printer but the inks are £60 quid.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

no point trying to repair it

unless it was expensive.

as in, more expensive in printer replacement than in person use.

the parts will cost something insane on their own anyway.

I'm just gettting somethign cheap an nasty, when I have some pennies I'll get something nice and shiny :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)

As a replacement, I suggest one of these:

www.xerox.com/digital-printing/printers/digital-press/docucolor-6060/enus.html

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

yeah, the problem with those is when i try and print money on them they go into fault mode

and I have to get an engineer out

and like, lol, he phones the police.

so like, I have to murder him between fixing the printer and phoning the police.

and I'm limited in space for disposal of printer engineers.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

You could jam the engineer's body into the

spaces between the mechanism of the printer/photocopier. Some blood may get on your paper but you could say it was an arty effect.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

maybe I could be like, the new damien hirst

only I could show broken industrial reprographics machines filled with decomposing printing engineers

and like, I could cut them in half and put them in a transparent vat of formaldehyde

art, man. nothing less.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)

*sads*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

PLEASE!!!DON'T KILL ME!!

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--- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)

LEAVE THAT POOR KITTY ALONE.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

woo! to you!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)

Shred him to death with your genitals and claws!!!

woo.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)

MEOW KILL MEOW MAIM MEOW MURDER

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Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)

PLS DRAW THAT SCENARIO PLS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

: D

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--- ---, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

SHIT! MY CANOE!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)

what in the name of piss is going on!

this is like... an alternate universe snarn!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

Been a long while, but seeing as U2 have reared their ugly heads again...

...so has he.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)

I like your username

And your picture is nice as well.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

thankyou

have a hugh

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)

I'd love to show the average American House fan a few episodes of Fry & Laurie, or Blackadder the Third.

It would blow their minds.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

I do.

so feel free to enjoy by proxy.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

THE truth

is always the best option

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

ehe

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octopus footwear raaa, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)

ffffuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)

PHWOOOAR

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

ahhhahhahhah!

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

Sweet!

wtf! ha ha ha

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--- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)

all you can eat, and a chicken.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

OH MY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

D-:

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

Oh lordy

Whut?

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catbwoy, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)

Filth this ban sick.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)

Nooooooooooooooo

Edit: I saw her with hair and thought she'd been cured.

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)

well she has inspired a lot of images these past weeks

and I often fined myself conned by cholesterol... the shyster bastard.

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)

Did anyone see the FACEBOOK CAUSES CANCER piece in the Mail last week?

www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/How-using-Facebook-raise-risk-cancer.html

Essentially extreme facebook usage can lead to isolation can lead to immune-system/other problems can lead to some diseases such as cancer. But fuck it, the middle bit's not interesting.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

ahahah

keep 'em scared man, keep 'em scared.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

Is it me, or is the Mail turning into Weekly World News?

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)

I can't believe how much the quality has improved recently

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

I'm gonna make one of these

images.foodproof.com/bacon-and-cheese-stuffed-pizza-burger.jpg - damn that looks nice

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)

NICE LIKE HEART DISEASE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)

its a fact

i just bought jade goody's hair dryer off ebay

(warning: may contain lies)

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)

56. Twitter

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)

WITH HIS PHONE

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)

Fuck yeah this is good.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)

heh

I started a tumblr yesterday

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)

tumblr.tumblr.com/

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)

frizfrizzle.tumblr.com

FOLLOW IT.

WITH YOUR PHONE

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)

I can't get a decent internet package on my prepaid

so I don't use the internet on my phone unless I'm at one of those wireless hotspot things.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

lol their basic search doesn't pick up user names

www.tumblr.com/search/gronkpan

what a shitty interface, I suppose I should sign up to see if there's any good behind it.
I AM SUSPICIOUS OF ALL THE MISSING VOWELS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)

technological success!

woo :)

i have more comicy things to draw.. but I am yet to find the enthusiasm. boo hiss.

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)

I know the feeling.

I'm gonna head off to bed now, anyway.
I really need to get some work done for college tomorrow but fuck it, I'd rather read manga.

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)

I have a 5 hour car journey to weymouth for a uni interview

strangely for bournmouth uni..

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)

Ooer, have fun!

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)

Step one: Don't spell the name of the uni wrong.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)

luckily the interview is in weymouth

as the course is shipped out to weymouth college :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)

I know what facebook and FlickR are I dont know what the others are

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)

my grandfather lives in peaceful ignorance of the changing world around him

i think if anyone sat him down and explained all these new so-called "innovations" affecting the way we interact with each other, he'd have an aneurysm

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)

Force everyone to RSS them all as well!

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)

My current e-poopr status:

Not poopin' right now. Planning one for later, though.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

I always figured this was what Pendantichrist's blog was about

But I never clicked to find out.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)

awesome

iv developed quite an addiction to twitter over the past week. this is spot on

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)

Describe your current status in life in one hundred and fourty characters or fewer.

GO.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

Ahahahahahahah

*click*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

THIS IS TRUTH!

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)

Go to work on an egg!

with added cackling and wrongness from soupytwist.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)

That implies that she has something in there.

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)

well

i certainly think that yolk is the more likely thing to find in there

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)

I concur.

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)

Mmmmm egg soldiers.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)

dippy egg!!

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)

Hehe :D

I wouldn't eat that!

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)

That's making me really hungry, and I don't think it should. =/

Sorry for the TJ, but I donated to b3ta last night (Go me!), but I don't seem to be able to get an icon. Any ideas?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)

you'll just have to be patient

you'll probably get it in a few days or so

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)

But I want it NOW!

Well, ok, I guess I could wait a while...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)

It takes a while.

And don't worry, it's making me hungry too.

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)

Ah, fair enough. :)

And good. We shall hunt this Goody being and feast on the bountiful eggyness in its head.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)

:D!

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)

The first time I donated I forgot to tell them who it was but I think they've sorted that out now

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)

She's such a brave little soldier

*groan*

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)

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Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

Easter!!

A bad time for a Bald girl!!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

I was on my bike, then...blackness...then....

what happened?

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--- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)

I can only imagine you were tied and raped.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)

It's what Jesus would do.

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)

It's what he's expected to do.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)

It's what we all want to do.

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)

you all want to tie and rape me?!!!

no you can't

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--- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)

If you cut a man, does he not bleed?
If you see tits fall off a bike and lose consciousness, do you not bind and rape said tits?

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)

Well said.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)

Happened to me once.

I was racing go-karts. Someone showed me a blue flag. I looked behind to see if they were close enough to overtake me in the next turn. Then I turned left... but the turn wasn´t there :^P

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)

tequilla

always tequilla

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)

When I was four I sprinted into a wall as fast as I could.

And your picture is just about all I remember of the rest of that day.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)

pffffft

...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)

Then . . . your pockets got picked . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)

You got change for a fiver ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)

You fell into one of those pesky black holes.

But on the bright side, it was a nice sunny day.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)

Bubby!!!!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)

Bubby !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)

ClanSoul

I am disappointed to learn you smoke =[

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)

how do you get the italics in

here ?

(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)

I do believe its all explained in the FAQ ^^^ up there :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)

*reads*

(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)

Good noob :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

Reading the FAQ is for NERDS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)

Cool people don't read FAQs

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)

Yeah! Fuck rules.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

Where have I seen/heard your sig before?

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)

Hahaha

Ace

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)

That's the one.

Always makes me laugh xD

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Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)

Haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

HTML. It only works in the Message field, though.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)

<i>Italicise me, big boy</i>

But it only works in the body of your message.

Which is handy for showing people how to do it.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)

So I see !

Italicise me, big boy

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

thanks zel

"i" owe you one

(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

you make it as an image and then put it in

for example:

lalalalal

☮ ☯

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)

G_{a_{a_{a_{a_{a_y.}}}}}

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)

I♥Unicode

☭

edit: well that failed, what's wrong with unicode hearts?

or do odd little unicode pictures only work in the body? ♥ ❤ ♥

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)

ITALIC IS FOR LOSERS

Underlines are the coold stuff.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)

VOM!

SICK! sexy

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)

Looking for a foursome . . . VOM . . . SIX !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

sixty!

six

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)

legs legs legs

Does anyone else have frog/toad spawn in their pond? bit early isn't it?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)

FAKE NO BR...

SHARK!
i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu7/1uppicdump4/71034227_43e5d06c50_b.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)

Bad boy Bubby.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

CHRIST KID YOU'RE A WEIRDO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

I don't care for Dapper Dan sir.

Click for bigger (204 kb)
Just spent a silly long time making this for a t-shirt design

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)

I would smirk at this T shirt appreciatively.

Significantly more people seem to be killed in an individual suicide bombing if it happens in September or October rather than any other month.

Why, b3ta, why?

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

it's the time of year when people remember there is no fucking point to living

so they go hug a terrorist

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)

Hey, my birthday's in October.

And I always move further from my youth.

*hugs terrorist*

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

i see your line of thought there

but i hug terrorists out of a love of life, and the intent to spread the love

or spreading my guts around a crowded marketplace

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

seasonal depression setting in

makes you unconsciously gravitate more towards explosions

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)

Terrorists hibernate for most of the year.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

Leaving somewhat inept amateurs stay-at-home terrorists blowing people up from November to August?

Makes sense.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

It has something to do with the numbers 7 and 8 being misplaced as far as months go . . .

Numerology 1-A . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

it's not suicide bombers

it's just accidents involving people setting off fireworks in honour of my birthday

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

The Months of Lucifer.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

I'm afraid the 66th of June is in August.

Or are the numbers all a cunning ploy to divert attention from Satan's months?

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)

Now you're catching on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)

Both September and October are significant for terrorist

Black September a terror group of the 70's was set up to mark when King Hussien declared military rule of Jordan which began a backlash of fundamentalists determined to get back at King Hussien
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_September_(group)

I believe although October also marks some significant event although I'm not going searching for terrorist and October on Google I might get SAS crashing through my windows.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)

That is intriguing, thank you.

My data was taken from 1981 onwards, but it could still be linked.

I was thinking perhaps there are religious festivals in those months, leading to more people gathered together or something. Who knows.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

I think September/October is significant to Muslims in some way

I remember watching Splinter Cell (an excellent series about a terrorist cell infiltrated by a CIA agent) and if I recalled there was some reference to September or October as a period of time significant to muslims.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

okay... call me stupid...

but what now?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

STUPID BUT WHAT NOW

ahahahahahahaahah!!!

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)

you called?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)

It's a reference to a Coen brothers film I didn't like

In which George Clooney plays a singing arse.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)

erm...

what now?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)

Well you see the Clooney character obsessively uses the above depicted hair product.

This happens several times within the alleged comedy film, being in the nature of a running joke. At one point he is offered an alternative hair product and quirkily refuses!

...wait, maybe it was the other way round, and this is the one he turns down. In which case I like the design more.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)

You really didn't like it, did you.

Not even the soundtrack?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)

Even if you can't stomach George, the supporting cast was wonderful.

I'll watch John Turturro in anything.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)

I guess so.

Crappy story, though, in which we are encouraged to regard the main character as a charismatic rogue, even though he is manifestly a shit from beginning to end. Rather similar to No Country For Old Men in that respect, as I have whinged previously on this forum.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)

I did in fact like the soundtrack, yes.

and annoyed people by singing it for some time afterwards.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)

I did find the Odyssey underpinnings a bit of a stretch

but as a riff on the early days of commercial hillbilly and race records, it's great.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfTUvFj6kvc

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)

i see...

....I like cake :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)

It looks like it could fly like a frisbee . . . FOP some on over this way !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)

FAP

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)

ahhhahhhaha YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)

Geographical Oddity

Super.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)

RUN!! MONSTER!!!

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--- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

How Monkey Island.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)

Argh!

It's Fear, but tall.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

This is how my dreams always end.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)

oh fuck!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)

Argh!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)

You cannot win

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)

Repellingly fear full !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)

It's just a tree screaming.

Go back to bed.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)

Children!

Obey Signs!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)

This IS the boogeyman in real life

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)

Two or more of anything is scarier than none !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)

BEWARE THE DANCING CATS!

www.b3ta.com/links/Cat_dance_wait_till_about_2_35_ish
Whats that cumming over your mum? is it a black man... oh hang on those aren't the lyrics!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)

SPOOKY

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Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'm so fucking pissed at the lack of monsters in real life!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

^this

Zeppelin rooftop hangers also.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yeah. I'm dying for a blimp.

Give me my blimp! And a rooftop blimp hanger.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)

go deep sea diving

they mostly hide at the bottom of the ocean

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)

That's right.

But real life is dry.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)

Noes!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hey guys this is the lead singer of Michael and the Michaels

They're my fave band.

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)

Hot piss, it's like he's in the room with me!

EDIT: Gonna park this bank queue + workplace doodle here:

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)

It's a her you insensitive fuck

Michael and the Michaels are an ironic techno indie pop emo chainsaw band.

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)

:D good lord sir

i'll be honest, if i were in the queue behind you, i'd be slightly concerned.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)

I recon

you dun fail.
Even in satire.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)

I doubt it

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

i like their song Michael

from their self-titled debut album

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Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

The bassist, Michael, once signed a plectrum for me!

Second album, 'Three Mikes to the Stage', is out next month

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)

OMG

The only singer I think I've drawn is this. nsfw.

unless you count harry secombe as well...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)

Fuck

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)

looks more like madonna

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)

i like playing that game where you try and figure out which of her facial features is the biggest

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

I do count Harry Secombe.

I have a lovely recording of him singing Herbert the Hedgehog.

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Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)

They're shit. Go listen to good music.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)

MICHAEL AND THE MICHAELS ARE BRILL

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)

whats thyr myspace?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)

myspace.com/michaelandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaelsandthemichaels

(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)

don't do that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)

Michael's got the lips for lead singing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)

It's Michael Jackson

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

hello killerkitti

...hang on you're a fake!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

hahaha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)

Douglas Bader Foghorn Penguin warns you of dangerous rocks.

Cheers, Douglas Bader Foghorn Penguin!

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)

MRARRRRR

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)

I dont know what it is, but i like it

also did anyone see that program about U2, what a bunch of tossers

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)

It's a Douglas Bader Foghorn Penguin.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

brilliant, now do a bomber harris lighthouse puffin

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'd make that noise too if somone cut off my feet like that.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)

MRAAAAAAAAAAA

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Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)

ROCKS AHEAD !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

Hallo kids.

And if anyone really cares or whatever, I got a new piercing today. ^_^ It's in my cartilege. In 8 weeks, I can take it out to wear my industrial. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

Oh.

*YAAWWWNS*

What's an industrial.And which cartiledge?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

It's...

well... this.
In my left ear. I already had one cartilege piercing, so now I have the second. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)

Ah, my girlfriend has one of them.

I think it looks stupid.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)

Hahahah

I like it. *shrug* There's a bunch of piercings I want, only I'm not allowed until I'm 18.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)

Am it k3b/-\b's disgusting link tiem?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)

I hope not...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww i just went and found what I was looking for :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)

FUCK YEAH NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

student.bmj.com/issues/00/01/edanddebate/images/clitring.gif

i should look to find the other one that on of my mates told me about...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)

The url does not lie.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)

yes yes, it is infact a clitring.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)

IT'S FINE LINE BETWEEN PLEASURE AND PAIN...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)

YOU'VE DONE IT ONCE YOU CAN DO IT AGIAN

no i can't remember divinyls' lryics

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)

I've seen worse piercings

NSFW

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)

ARGH

why'd i click that?
looks like someones had an accident with industrial strength magnets!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)

holy mother of wtf!

*vomits*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)

I'd say that's safe for work

as it is pretty much unrecognisable.

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)

Arf!

Agreed. I started at it for a good minute trying to find something recognisable by shape instead of just "yeah there's flesh and metal involved. could be an armpit for all I can tell"

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Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)

yeah that's bizare but I thought it was male.

there is a fairly ugly female one that im not going to look for...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)

It is male

I can't imagine you'd find a vajayjay as mutilated with piercings just because of the innie nature of them.

Unless some one has had their prolapsed cervix pierced. hmm 'to google or not to google?'

edit:ok, I've found a picture of a pierced cervix

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

FUCK!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

how is that disgusting?

that's pretty much meh as far as I'm concerned.. although in terms of aesthetics I'd prefer a bar going through it to a ring.

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)

and surely

the hood not the actual clitoris.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

oh yes..

silly eyes :D

there was worse pictures in the local piercers shop window while I was in secondary school. I remember a lady's bit mostly looking metalic for the ammount of hoops in them and hen a lovely demon face tattoo with the mouth obviously placed. good times.

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)

My ex girlfriend had an ear too.

Two of them, actually.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)

pervert

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)

How greedy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)

Captain Kirk has three...

One on the left, one on the right and a final front ear.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)

*keels over and dies*

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)

more than 3...

that was his final front ear... so he must (at some point) have had more than one!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)

Christopher Lee had three nipples...

Edit: I just re-read the last two words. *GROANS then SPANGS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)

some women have three boobs, two in the normal spot and one on their foot.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)

Spock at groceries and kitchwares sold a Fine new Flan tier

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)

as good a place as any to leave this...

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)

*inhales coffee*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

Ace counter-arfage.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)

(Fly Projector, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)

I thought these were called scaffold piercings

/confused

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)

But that name isn't nearly as cool and hip and youtube and so forth.

MrPineapple has/had one of them.

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zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)

i once got a piercing by accident

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

I think the word might be 'wound'

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

Like a cable, he wound it up???

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)

"woo-nd"?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)

As in "yay-nd?

and "houpla"-nd?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

as in ow!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z829cL9spho

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)

OK!OK!

You convinced me!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)

Along those lines, yeah.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)

no he held on while the other person fell over

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)

ITS AN EMO MAN

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

more than just

a name :)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)

ITS A NAME?!?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)

Hello

I sometimes draw on my veins on my arms and pretend I have tattoos, this is the height of body modification in my country

Nice pic!

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

Hahahahah

I want tattoos. :]

Thanks!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)

why would you put holes in yourself?

they are not the easiest things to maintain

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)

No, I knowww.

But they look cool. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

real men have scars

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)

But I'm a laydee.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)

a lady with metal work?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)

Yepp.

Only 6 piercings...so far.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)

why?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)

Why

'so far'?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)

d(attractiveness)/d(piercings)=-k*piercings , k > 0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)

I don't know what that means?

I'm not a math person.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)

pretty much means, that attractiveness is a maximum at zero piercings

decreases as piercings increase.

but as I said down there V the problem requires an initial condition (ie initial attractiveness) to be completely specified.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

So someone could be really ugly and have no piercings

and they're at their maximum of atractiveness? So when they get more, they get uglier?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

only in my humblest of opinions.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)

why is it a differential rate?

:)

and only first order

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)

I didn't just want to write that it was an upside down parabola.

second you should be asking why the problem isn't completely specified.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)

Colour it in! Colour it in!

Gee, that really is an industrial strength piercing. Does it hurt?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)

Hahahah

Maybe.

A bitt. It was like a pinch and it didn't hurt, but now it does a bit.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

Ouch!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)

eeey :)

8 weeks of only being able to sleep on one side (or possibly not, i might just be over sensitive to mild discomfort)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

Hahahah, I sleep on my right or my back anyway.

So I'm good. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)

Cool . . . did you pose for that or ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)

silly emo

hair is not aviary

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)

hehe

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)

(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)

intesting...

did you make this? or just add text?
I can't decide if i've seen this before...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)

Don't be a dick :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)

good plan...

...what should i be?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

no you're right I didn't make it

but I just read the Faq and I won't waste a thread with things I didn't make
=)

(hurr durr nigger, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)

please do not post things you did not make

thank you :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)

completely bonkers!

Mr Smooth Ladyhat approves of your raptor hair-do.

edit: ah I see ye've fooled us all! never mind.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)

Like a complete idiot, being fair skinned

I once got another ear piercing during a holiday in about the hottest part of Spain, which after much sunburnt pain was never destined to last

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)

Oooooh

fuck. That sounds badd.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)

voluntary mutilation is strange.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)

Is it?

How?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)

the motivation for self mutilation just strikes me as odd.

and second I'm trolling, and I want more bites...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)

Well piercings and tattoos are one thing.

But my cousin has scarification, and that's what I think is gross.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)

*nom nom nom*

consider yourself biten :P

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)

especially during the winter

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)

You're strange.. fucker.

how dare you presuppose a supercillious pretencious position of facist normallicy. what sort of nazi cunt are you? The worst kind that's what.

*sticks out pierced tongue*

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hahahahah

Did that hurt? I sorta maybe want my tongue pierced.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)

not really

not when it got pierced.. but I had a very good piercer. it did swell up for about 8 days though where i couldn't talk properly nor eat all that well. My labret hurt more... bu that's because i kept getting the back plate caught under my teeth while eating and yanking it up... bad times. had a horizontal lip piercing and then a vertical one but they is both gone now. Tempted by the idea of a cock piercing though.

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)

I want my lip pierced.

I used to want my septum too, but I'm kinda unsure. I got another two years to wait anyways. Hahahah.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

you won't like it when someone ties you up by it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)

facial piercings not allowed till your 18 in amerka?

or is it more the renty types don't want you filling your face full of the metals?

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)

aaaaah good old response to trolls...never actually considering I haven't put forward anything but the fact I thought it was strange.

I'm probably going to get a tattoo sooner or later...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)

jigsaw man for the win!

cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08k7gRh8ry9UP/610x.jpg

don't think I'd get a tattoo.. I'm far too fickle.

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arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

putting bits of metal in your body is boring

do something interesting

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)

Like what?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)

cut a hand off?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)

paint a fence

mow the lawn
invest in the stock market
how should i know? I'm sitting here doing nothing!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)

Pierce your dick.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)

I don't have a dick.

And piercings don't belong down there anyway.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)

Quit lying to me. I'm mad at you. In fact, I'm going to ignore you.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)

:[[[[[[

Meanie.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)

oh yes they do-oooooooooo

www.ratemypiercing.com/privatepiercings/qqwxz3.14159/mywillypiercing.jpg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)

There is absolutely no way

I'm clicking that.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)

click it, but have the sound off, it's hillariously funny.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)

Well . . . I made it this far so . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)

eeks!

congrats, I'm not even going to ask what you've photographed here!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)

Whatever it is . . . it wouldn't hold still . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

throbbing!

congrats :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)

Feels good too . . . Yeah !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

OH FUCKING HELL!

Grats

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

It almost got away from me . . . Thank you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

Hahahaha

Is that your shnoz or your thumb?

I don't knose the difference.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

My eyes were closed . . . i'm not sure either . . .

Whoooooooops !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

Aarrrgghh

congratulations

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

Couldn't hold it back any loooooooooonger . . .

Cheers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

The fuck is that?

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

It's attached . . . this I know for sure !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

hahaha jesus christ :D

congratulations

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

Yeah . . . it deserves to be nailed . . .

Cool !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

Erm..

congratulmaisthatyourbollockiseebeforeohmygoditislations.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

You rascal you . . . thankyouamuchasthiswillallowmetodorightnow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)

would.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

Could . . . should . . . good !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)

*pokes*

*bursts*
well done sir

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

POP goes my shneezzzzzzzzzzzzzle !

ta twig !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)

More twos than you can shake a septic badger at

Also: what is that?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

Well . . . it does have two holes in it . . . if that's any hint . . .

thank you 2 much !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)

HAHAHA

Your nose knows.
Congratulations!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

Nobody's nose like my nose knows . . .

you got it Barge Arse !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)

Too right Valin, Too right!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)

Noo! You spoilt the mini-echelons

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)

Something slipped away . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)

Must

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)

Restore

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)

Order

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)

Nice to nose you!

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

Belive you me . . . it's my pleasure to nose you too to two ClanSoul !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

mmm

throbby

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)

Throbby and starting to swell . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)

i need to post 410 posts in the next 3 months

to coincide with my b3taday

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)

Wow . . . let's see . . . if you do the maths right . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)

about 4.5 posts per day i think

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)

That'll work . . . then double up if you get behind . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)

A Chevroner's work is never done

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)

And . . . Thank You Letum . . . For Chevroning !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)

Echelon

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)

Restoration

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)

Congratulations!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)

Thank you very much Flowerpot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)

Good heavens!

Congrats geezer :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)

Thanks Jahled . . . it kinda just snuck up on me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)

c'grats!

NOSE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)

Yeah . . . SkUG . . . might as well get some cake while you're here . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)

Fuck yeah, Valin! You rule.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)

Thanks Ttssattsr it's really been fun !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)

...wishing you ... many more ... suspense filled ... ellipsises!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)

Nice of you Felix . . . I'll see if I can keep on shakin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)

You have fish, yes?

CFBP

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)

STOMP STOMP STOMP PENGUIN SMASH

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

*Waits for Horrible's hulk pic*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)

haha this ^

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)

Huge choccie biccies!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

hahaha

awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

Haha - This looks real to me..

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)

Feed it feeeeeesh . . . before it attacks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)

...

(i know, i misspelled "imagination")

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

Oo, I like.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)

this is all sorts of excellent :D

more of this please

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)

in theory, on saturdays...

britishbananaco.blogspot.com/

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)

The eyes have it!

Woo.

Today is too good for a Tuesday..

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)

Ah!

*spangs
*self spangs

edit: Great minds and all that...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)

You godda be quick, dude!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

Next time Standot, next time....

Cheers

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

The eyes have it

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)

Eye eye eyes are on it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)

a vehicle of some sort

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

This is really cool!

I want one
Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)

Some sort of ace drawing!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)

Nice perspective work there.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)

I can picture this chugging along to the intro of Iron Maiden's Run to the Hills

Woo!

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)

Oooooh yeah . . . that thing will knock down and pull anything !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

tonight on Top Gear

Richard is dressed like a pimp, James stares at the floor, Jeremy offends the whole of Canada and the Stig puts THIS round our track

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

Nicely!

As always...

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

i'll take 3

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

Really good

Looks sort of Mad Maxish?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

Ohhh!

I am defiantly making this spangely.
/saves for later

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)

FUCK YEAH!! awesome!!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)

Valin?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)

At first this ^

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

HAPPY 20K VAL-

Oh.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)

Thank Yee Kindly . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

Pumpy pumpy pumpy

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)

Ooooooh yeah . . . flex off !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

work it carrot top!

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)

Everything ripples

apart from his nipples

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

The nipples

Don't ripple
Unless the nipple dripples
but only for the cripples

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)

A fruit bat pooing on 50 Cent's onion bhajis.

Previously: John Prescott | Michael Winner | Jeremy Clarkson

'Ning!

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)

And those bats are correct 117 % of the time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)

Looks like Errol Brown to me.

But everyone's a wiiner.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)

It's 50 Cent in an Errol Brown mask.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)

Hot Chocolate!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)

bats are teh coolest

what's your favourite kind of bat?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)

The pteropusians.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)

isn't that a dinosaur?

mine's a wombat

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pteropus

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)

everyday's

a school day

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)

These, I'm a fan of Bats.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)

Baseball.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)

These are Fun ditties

Like little lyrical moments of joy.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)

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