:)jazz hands
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:54,
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Kato! You fool!
Edit: I just realised that this has the desired speed in firefox
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:22,
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ahhh, how it should be done,properly!
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:29,
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Blimmin' eck! Three hours!?I'd better make summat
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:32,
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something excitingand a toy and some chocolate
'ning
('ning
twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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*poos a kinder egg*There ya go
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:37,
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Have you seen that David Cameron's son has just died?/board could be in rather poor taste today.
(
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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Oh Lordy!*hiydes*
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:37,
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i shall be taking the day offi hate mong and flid posts at the best of times, i think i'll be getting a bit shouty if i'm about today, see ya later.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:45,
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I do hope not, I dislike Cameron massively but this is very sad news.
zoldergoose,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:01,
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Your cat inspired me! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:15,
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He's a very inspirational cat.Also very bitey (and not mine).
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:51,
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I had you down as a rent boy:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28,
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Anyway you couldn't rent out catsThey'd run off with the money and spend it all on kippers.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:30,
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This is true. I give my cat pocket money each week. He spends it on tuna, mice and puts the rest towards a new coat BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:08,
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It's a beaut thoughWe're getting a cat.
I want a black and white one, but Lady S wants a tabby thing.
I think we should get both
(I want a black and white one, but Lady S wants a tabby thing.
I think we should get both
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:39,
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That cat is a camera slut!I swear if you sneaked up on it in the middle of the night you'd find its whiskers in camen rollers.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:41,
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I wish that were soIt took ages to get that shot. He's usually more interested in my shinflesh.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:49,
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Aww...he's so cute BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:09,
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VIMOD IS DISPLEASED WITH THIS RESPONSE BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:09,
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NEGATIVEcats want you to THINK they're horrible
( parsons* *restrictions apply,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:27,
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Ginger!Titus use your fluff to sway their decision.
*MUNCH*
(*MUNCH*
parsons* *restrictions apply,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:26,
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Aww.. Bless him! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:30,
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Thats very cutebut gingers are all psychos.
FACT
(FACT
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:35,
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CORRECTIf he could reach, he'd claw my eyes out.
( parsons* *restrictions apply,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:44,
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aceNote to MGM:
People watched Pink Panther films because of SELLERS not because of the character...
That is all
(People watched Pink Panther films because of SELLERS not because of the character...
That is all
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:21,
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Note to MGM.A second one? I thought you only had one soul to sell.
'ningles you bunch of b3tards.
('ningles you bunch of b3tards.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:23,
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I haz tea thanky
You Liek Russian tea?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:26,
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In mother Russia tea brews you! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28,
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^this^ningles sir!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28,
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'ning 'nang 'nong*looks for boinging cows*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:29,
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If only Spike Milligan was a b3tard BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:21,
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'ning 'ning 'ning 'ning 'niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:11,
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This also holds true for Sellers' role in "The Party" BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:10,
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Indeed...What next?
Will Ferrel in Dr Strangelove?
(Will Ferrel in Dr Strangelove?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:23,
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oh no......You know that the end of the world is near if that happens
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:31,
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hello there, i have a cold :(I mentioned this on facebook and no one has commented. I think I need twitter to make me think people care about my runny nose
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:48,
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This IS B3ta. Live and breathe it. It's good for you. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:20,
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bargey!when the fuck you coming up for a drink?
(
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:23,
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When are you coming down to Sydney next? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:30,
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Ha!He is Kwouking out hard!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:30,
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THE BABBY IS STAYING ALIVE! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:23,
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Could you tell by the way he used his walk?
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:04,
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Definitely. I watched it through away its walking frame BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:22,
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It looks like he plans to stimulate the economy with Ice Cream. It must be overheating.Woo - Wipe your mouth Obama!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:37,
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WIPE IT WELL! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:55,
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hahaha - This must be an advertisement for MulberryBush ice cream BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:40,
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:44,
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Kato?This must be Inspector Clouseau's butler
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:47,
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He leaps out and attacks me, hence the nameOh well, off to work. Lataz
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:58,
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hahaha I love it
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:01,
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Just as well you forgot your fries. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:53,
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HELL!!!!!!!!!! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:25,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:38,
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Yes Wii...No! I must sleep.
Hey, another mouse has been trapped at this very moment. Twelve mice in twelve nights. I just turn off the lights and click, the trap shuts. Then I feed them cheese in the morning while eating breakfast, and then walk them out to the forest and let them prance off.
Yay. Or whatever.
Nite-all.
(Hey, another mouse has been trapped at this very moment. Twelve mice in twelve nights. I just turn off the lights and click, the trap shuts. Then I feed them cheese in the morning while eating breakfast, and then walk them out to the forest and let them prance off.
Yay. Or whatever.
Nite-all.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:04,
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with a multiple personality disorder BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:26,
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is it waiting to feast?It's waiting to feast isn't it.
EDIT: I'd say woo.. but I'm not really sure what I'd be wooing.. you photoshopped a flower to have the parts of a praying mantis? if so it is very well done to the poitn of haggling my underslept mind
(EDIT: I'd say woo.. but I'm not really sure what I'd be wooing.. you photoshopped a flower to have the parts of a praying mantis? if so it is very well done to the poitn of haggling my underslept mind
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:05,
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this is me awake to go somewhere importantsleep I did not get.. ho hum.
this is why there is caffiene :D
(this is why there is caffiene :D
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:41,
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Make sure you drink lots of it. Actually, add red bull to your coffee for a change BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:54,
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They like orchidsAt the moment I'm reading about Parktown prawns.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR APARTHEID, SOUTH AFRICA
(THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR APARTHEID, SOUTH AFRICA
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:06,
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It is not considered a true cricket.SPURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER, ENTOMOLOGISTS.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:09,
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"They are generally considered pests by most in South Africa, and are held in the same regard as cockroaches."CURRENT STATUS: SPURNED
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:14,
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I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF BALMAIN BUGS BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:20,
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I'm told that they are, I just can't bare the sight of it, let alone consider eating one. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:25,
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I'm currently reading this article with a bad south african accent in my head(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:20,
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CHRIST KID YOU'RE A WEIRDO Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:24,
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DON'T TALK TO VIMOD LIKE THAT. YOU'LL BE SORRY AND B&! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:39,
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I HOLD MANY AFRIKAANERS IN THE SAME REGARD AS COCKROACHESCOMIN OVER ERE, TEKKIN URR JERRRBBS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:23,
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HAHAHAI preferred your Nathan Rees accent though.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:26,
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"...I don't like cricket, oh no, I hate it!" BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:13,
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The venus fly trap can not compete with the mantis plant.Woo
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:12,
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A poignant tale told by way of the MSN handwritting tool:
Brims Spurts.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:15,
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arf!I too had the same vision after I was spanged
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:17,
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OSHITITSABEEAlso:
Methinks there were some recurring themes tonight...
(Methinks there were some recurring themes tonight...
Brims Spurts.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:22,
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i always take my first bite in the belly, not the back PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:30,
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An interesting strategy......further experimentation is required.
( Brims Spurts.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:35,
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Nyom!Reminds me of an old song by The Heebeegeebees...
"Various Artists - Bird Of Peace"
("Various Artists - Bird Of Peace"
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:30,
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I have A is to BEE as BEE is to C by Boards o' Canadaplaying in my ear holes right now.
( Brims Spurts.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:38,
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nyom nyom nyom BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:43,
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you are filled with the wonders of strangenesscongratulations, you have graduated on to the next level.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:07,
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:di both love and understand this. Its wonderful! :D
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Sat 28 Feb 2009, 1:24,
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..or flasher? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:42,
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b3ta is a bit dead tonight.. woo pic :)Argonaut or paper nautilus is a weird species of octopus. First, they have a highly divergent sexual dimorphism. That’s science-speak for the difference in body sizes between males and females. A female argonaut grows up to 10 cm (~ 4 in.) with shells as large as 45 cm (~ 18 in.) The male, however, is only 2 cm (3/4 in) long!
But that’s not why argonaut is on this list. The male argonaut produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus. When meeting a female it fancies, the male then detaches its penis to swim by itself to the female!
This detachable swimming penis was actually first noted by an Italian naturalist back in the 1800s, who mistook it for a parasitic worm!
(But that’s not why argonaut is on this list. The male argonaut produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus. When meeting a female it fancies, the male then detaches its penis to swim by itself to the female!
This detachable swimming penis was actually first noted by an Italian naturalist back in the 1800s, who mistook it for a parasitic worm!
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:06,
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I think we're all reading about fauna gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:10,
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THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:29,
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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?THE SHADOW KNOWS!
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:20,
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how many toes? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:49,
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dunnobut the picatures are of the o_O
haleysgreenplanet.blogspot.com/2008/02/camel-spider-bite-photossolifugae.html
looks like 10.. who knows what it is.. but that bite looks shitting nasty
(haleysgreenplanet.blogspot.com/2008/02/camel-spider-bite-photossolifugae.html
looks like 10.. who knows what it is.. but that bite looks shitting nasty
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:49,
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yeah, but I'm still suspect of the photourbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_camel_spider.htm
if these buggers are supposed to relatively harmless, that minging suppurating sore might not be from a camel spider after all.
(if these buggers are supposed to relatively harmless, that minging suppurating sore might not be from a camel spider after all.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:09,
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definitely non-venomous.(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:15,
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To my memory those things aren't called camel spiders at all.They were something completely unrelated which isn't even a spider.
Yeah, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae#Urban_legends
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:17,
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Yeah, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae#Urban_legends
yeah I'm such a dumbassI didn't even read down that page to the first comment which mentions the brown recluse.
images.google.co.nz/images?q=%22brown%20recluse%22%20necrosis
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:22,
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I'll be honest, I doubt the veracity of those photos given they are on a website selling 'Anti venom healing balm'.Even more so because the bloke's thumb seems to have a mouth in it.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:25,
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I was saying it as an example of an o_O insect/arachnidrather than claiming that was a camel spider.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:51,
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ahcamel spiders are indeed all of the freaky
(
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:57,
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thank you5 years of time fruitfully spent
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:01,
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Happy B3taday Sir! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:51,
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ahhhahhh I love that. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:10,
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Needs Camel Toe BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:51,
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WHAT THE FUCKWHAT IS THAT FUCKING WETA DOING IN A FUCKING ZOO
WETA IS NOT A TOY, YOU STUPID FUCKING ENTOMOLOGISTS
LEAVE WETA ALONE
(WETA IS NOT A TOY, YOU STUPID FUCKING ENTOMOLOGISTS
LEAVE WETA ALONE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:47,
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On the bright sideit's eating a lovely tomato
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:49,
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true.For all I know they may have a breeding programme at Bristol Zoo.
Poor little buggers need all the help they can get.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:55,
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ah yes.Yes, they do.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Zoo#Bug_World
APOLOGIES TO THE FUCKING ENTOMOLOGISTS
CARRY ON
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Zoo#Bug_World
APOLOGIES TO THE FUCKING ENTOMOLOGISTS
CARRY ON
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:07,
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woah!that makes cat penis look pretty tame
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:11,
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O_osexually antagonistic co-evolution?
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:11,
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I agree, leave weta alone. But that thing freaks me out though. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:52,
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strangely, I find a burrowing cockroach less repulsive than the ones with the big long antennae. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:48,
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THIS IS A GOOD THING. I WANTED A LAPTOP ANYWAY. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:50,
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Best reply in thread.Manliest man in thread.
(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:11,
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Manliest?Men don't like things. Men destroy things. With axes, and guns.
Ruhhhhhhhh!
ROOOOUUURUURRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:13,
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Ruhhhhhhhh!
ROOOOUUURUURRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
ho hothey do appear suitably unimpressed, at least.
and yes I think it probably has been done
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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i don't know...It's so obvious, maybe nobody has thought of it...? thanks for the 'ho ho' though.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:20,
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as if tim brooke taylor wasn't already annoying enough ... deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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wellhe was my first choice as the one who had to go to make way for the Big J.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:35,
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Jade should be Oddie BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:53,
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with a beard, no less Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:56,
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sickipediaI was in the dentist's today & the March 2009 issue was there, they have printed a [mild] Sickipedia joke.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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that's what I thought....Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:13,
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also the dentist is seemingly the possesor of the today he was in.marvelous
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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OOPS!March 2009 issue of the Readers Digest, sorry.
[and it was Tuesday rather than Wednesday].
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30,
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[and it was Tuesday rather than Wednesday].
PLEASE TO TELL WHICH WAY IS THIS DICK WALLactually the episode of Californication I saw last week had a joke about a wall of dicks
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19,
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was this made just now?Tha's fabulous either way
clickity click click.
(clickity click click.
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:38,
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aye, i made it speciallyi did not have an animation of a man climbing a dick wall before hand, i have never had a need for one before.
(
sooperdave,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:41,
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..strangeone would of thought it was a necessity.
perhaps it'll be like the mobile phone and you will have no idea how you survived before with out it.
(perhaps it'll be like the mobile phone and you will have no idea how you survived before with out it.
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:44,
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For some reason this reminds me of the bit near the end of Midnight Resistance,where you have to climb up a massive ladder in through a mysterious orange organ full of people with guns into something's brain. Which also has a gun in.
Then you kill a load of snails and watch the Sunset.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:39,
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Then you kill a load of snails and watch the Sunset.
It's a pity I can't find a clip of the only piece of dialogue and story in the entire game, stuff of legends.(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
I don't remember that in the arcades..but when I next have a computer at home I will probably be downloading a port of some kind!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:04,
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it's always nice to watch a sunset when you're done killing discomeats This canoe,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:46,
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OVER THE TOP BOYS!woo
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:50,
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I NO LONGER WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS ASSAULT COURSE:(
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25,
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One is desirous of interesting content in this thread.
Bob Todd whee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:16,
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shall i take it that the ! signifies the monocle has popped out?:D
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:26,
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Is that a euphemism?For 'cracking one off whilst shouting 'Take it your filthy tentacle bitch''?
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28,
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*adds to list of euphemisms*"popping out the monocle"
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30,
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erm... yes?I prefer "chuff my splendips you gastropodic enchantress!" though.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:33,
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tentacle tease tinkles tiny testicular trinkets to temptestuous tacky torrent arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:41,
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Gah, why can't I think of a squid or octopus that sounds like lipstick?!GAH!!!!
Calamari Lesbians?
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21,
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Calamari Lesbians?
is this a double jokeand there is one called lipstick?
or are you genuinly baffled?
(or are you genuinly baffled?
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22,
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*sigh*oh, the possibilities!
( Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad...,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22,
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would make bukakke videosan even more slightly weirder watch
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:23,
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I should be in bedas in 4 hours I have to get up then get in a car and navigate for 5 hours and then seem like the sort of chap some uni peoples want as a student.
GAh!
(GAh!
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:16,
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Na its fine, all you need to do is say hello im really good then blame it on the traffic and the driveWhere are you going?
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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weymouthall the way daaarhn saaarth. Uni on the coast would be luffly though :)
and the drive is going to be hell.
(and the drive is going to be hell.
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19,
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Ah shame, the coast is boring, the beach looks fun, but when you grow up it gets all boring and shit/lives by the sea when not at uni
If you were coming to sheffield I would have said lets do a beer :D
(If you were coming to sheffield I would have said lets do a beer :D
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21,
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quite the wrong directionbut thankiies all the same and if I ever appear in that direction that would be of the yeses :)
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25,
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As I said down there Im not here for long,unless I put in a phd application by the end of the week but I dont know if thats what I want to do....
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28,
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what coast area to you habituatewhen you're not in the sheffield?
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:47,
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South east kentA shittly little village called dymchurch
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:51,
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This^ aswellEven tho I only have a few months of sheffield left :(
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25,
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get the interview and course moved to sheffieldand your on :)
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:27,
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that's what I thought....Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22,
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Oddly enough,that's what I thought.... Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.
(
DogHorse plop,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:29,
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i made a new ID for DA then i realised it doesnt let you have moving gifs
never mind.
orangespace.net deviantart
sooperdave,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:07,
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SOAPY DAVE, SOAPY DAVE.ARE YOU CLEAN YET, SOAPY DAVE?
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:08,
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Im also liking the animated stuff, it adds a whole new depth of lullyness epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:14,
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cheersit takes well longer but its worth it i reckon.
( sooperdave,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:37,
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The buggers!That's ace.
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:13,
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neither does facebookthis greives me.
your purdy picture, however, does quite the opposite.
(your purdy picture, however, does quite the opposite.
arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:15,
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The thing that pisses me off with Facebookis that it it always converts the profile pic you upload to a jpg. So if you upload a nice pixel-perfect GIF it turns it into a smudgey mess with greater filesize.
:(
(:(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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even if you upload it as thumbnail size?not that I've tried this myself, I love jpeg artefacts
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:20,
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yeah this is my current profile picturewww.b3ta.com/board/9113553
I have no idea what my non-b3ta friends make of this sort of thing
they haven't commented
(I have no idea what my non-b3ta friends make of this sort of thing
they haven't commented
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30,
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it's just an all round bag of shite :)but a preferable bag of shite to that myspacian bag of shite.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:20,
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NoooHow are you gonna save the city with your super-powers without a billowy cloak? :(
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19,
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Chernobyl Cat meets Afro Disco Cat
CFB (111kb)
Late night silly drawing. Cherny is my character, Afro Disco Cat is Redsushi's. (: I think it was Jeru who gave me the idea for Chernobyl Cat's name.
Bob Todd whee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:56,
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Love is in the air!Also, not worth own thread:
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:58,
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❤ ❤
no title hearts for us
(no title hearts for us
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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But surely it should all be in black with unicode representing the colour in that case.THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:03,
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I <FONT COLOR="#F00">❤</FONT> UNICODEyeah I know FONT is a deprecated tag these days
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:07,
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I <span style="font-color:#f00;">❤</span> UNICODEI think. Ages since I wrote any html. Plus I think span is looked down on. In any case you'd normally create a class in the css and refer to the that with span.
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:10,
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It's looking less and less likely that this would fit on a tee shirt :( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21,
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yeah I don't use span either.nor can I think of any typographic excuse for having one word in a sentence a different colour from the rest, unless it's highlighting a link which would have a plain old anchor tag on it the first place.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:23,
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P for paragraphs, DIV for blocks.what I'm saying is I can't think why you'd want to piss about with the style of a single word in-line unless it's a link to something. : )
SPAN doesn't have a clear function in layout terms, it's just a generic container.
htmlhelp.com/reference/html40/special/span.html
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:36,
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What about for stylish sexy design purposes?Can't rule out those stylish sexy designs.
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28,
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Having words different colours is only a small step away from having letters different colourswhich rapidly leads to clip art and comic sans
IT IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE I TELL YOU
(IT IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE I TELL YOU
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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"But I HAVE to use the MARQUEE tag, how else will people understand just how important the text is?!"
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:41,
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Oh dear.I U+2665 this!
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:04,
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Very nicely drawn!Top stuff.
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:02,
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There's a spider conspiracy!I made this pic about spiders, inspidered by the spider sitting on my kitchen roll, and look what happened to it!
I think it was kitchen roll spider what did it... because I left the computer, pic was fine, went to kitchen and the spider was gone, then I came back and my pic was ruined!!!
(I think it was kitchen roll spider what did it... because I left the computer, pic was fine, went to kitchen and the spider was gone, then I came back and my pic was ruined!!!
Ellie Bytes is back... again,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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Was all saved and everythingidk what happened ;_;
( Ellie Bytes is back... again,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:17,
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Uh ohI saw a big spider in the bathroom earlier.
Spying on me.
(Spying on me.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:31,
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'tis a tad on the big side
but if you're going to rape me for 6kB...
Wait!You've made an animation of an animation that has already been animated but better before
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNknWT-agT0
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:43,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNknWT-agT0
This demonstratesthat dick size may be inversely proportional to total muscular mass.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:48,
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I don't get it.What have you changed from the original? You could have at least replaced the banana with a CDC.
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:57,
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Tinium and I (well mostly Tinium) turned my OHP and an old monitor into a broken monitor.
CFM
It did work, but then we tried to improve it.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:29,
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Click, dammit man.We took a monitor apart and put the screen onto an OHP )like at school) and projected onto the wall.
Soft porn is exceedingly hard to find.
(Soft porn is exceedingly hard to find.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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They tried to make a DIY projector out of an LCD screen and an OHP.However they didn't anticipate the fact they were idiots.
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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I think it was a prevailing factor in the decision to start. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:33,
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OHPs tend to get rather toasty.I'm not sure if the LCD panel would work too well for extended periods without some sort of cooling!
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:39,
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Thats actually a very good pointalso Lcd can't handle blackks!#
balance- down
contrast- down
balance- up
contrast down
balance up
cobtsfst up
down - balkab
csidvn doenwm
bakleyhdgbv
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:53,
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balance- down
contrast- down
balance- up
contrast down
balance up
cobtsfst up
down - balkab
csidvn doenwm
bakleyhdgbv
dear god, 5 yearstime to get the cock out again ... sigh
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:08,
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This is a doodle of a small man, only it makes a good musics...(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:23,
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small man is squatting by a treehe is about to poo
naughty small man!
(naughty small man!
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:28,
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AhahahahahKNITTED CHINSTRAP
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:32,
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The lead singer really needs a strepsil throat tablet
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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HahahahHe's the singer. And the guitarist, keyboardist, drummer, etc.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:34,
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so, essentially, what you're saying ishe has no friends
( arrangedletters,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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Possibly... Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:38,
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hahahaI was just thinking that myself
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:40,
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he is gunna poo. unless it's a woman.here watch this, you may want the sound off because it's little patti, but the dancing cockatoo is hilarious:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWJMfLh_pU
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWJMfLh_pU
STOMP! STOMP! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:34,
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HmmNot a fan of his music at all, I prefer my folk Jethro Tull-flavoured :D
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:39,
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AhahahahThe guy who plays on one foot right...Ian Anderson?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:44,
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That's the fellaI was raised on Tull and Fairport Convention, only recently started to appreciate them though.
Turning into my Dad :(
Also, more bands need flute solos and outfits like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRo5whIbau4&fmt=18
(Turning into my Dad :(
Also, more bands need flute solos and outfits like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRo5whIbau4&fmt=18
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:49,
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I borrowed this sauce from K. VomitIt's all smoke mirrors and goodies
( McBadger COW,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:10,
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hahaha Floaty Goody Head is Happy Head maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:11,
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tap tap at the window.BLOODY GRETA GARBO JADE GOODY
(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:13,
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Hahahahamy initial thought when I saw this was "what's the worst job you've ever had?"
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:17,
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Mine was the woman from The Day Today saying:"And the Currency Goody fluctuated throughout the day"
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:19,
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PUT HOMER SIMPSON DOWN YOU GAY Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:13,
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Hahahaand I can hear him saying "Jade Goody Jade Goody Jade Goody" in his E. L. Wisty voice
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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Peter!still funny! even after sdly passing away , how poignant
O h wait its not sad about Jade is it??
and thats funny too
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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O h wait its not sad about Jade is it??
and thats funny too
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Wii Games They'd Never Make"){kind=small}
Has there been a Wii game where the waggly stick (to give it its correct name) is a sword?That'd rock.
( zoldergoose,
Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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its a game that you borrowoff a mate, rather than buying yourself
( weaver.,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:06,
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Dragon Quest: Swordsit wasn't very good
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:04,
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Although the super moves where you'd hold your sword in up to the sky for a few seconds and then slam it down on everyone was pretty coolThat was the only bit I liked.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:06,
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No More Heroes!Fuck, how did i forget that, NMH was pretty good considering you wielded what looked like a strip bulb that disintegrated people.
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:21,
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I only realised about 5 stages in that I could boost the speed of my motorbikeThe whole 'free roaming city' thing seemed a bit unnecessary all the same.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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hahaha.must kiill.
also i just made/capped this.
took far to fucking long.
(also i just made/capped this.
took far to fucking long.
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59,
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My junkmail was a bit odd this morning
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:01,
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lolminos pizzayes, I'm going to pay 30 quid for a fucking pizza
they can pizza off, the fuckpisses with their fuzkpizza
(they can pizza off, the fuckpisses with their fuzkpizza
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:02,
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HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ONE LARGE FUCKPIZZAWITH PEPPERONI AND MUSHROOMS AND EXTRA FUCK
( Shiksa,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:04,
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SORRY MR CLIENTELE, WE ARE FRESH OUT OF FUCK, WE CAN BLOW SOFTLY ONLY discomeats This canoe,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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CAN I INTEREST YOU IN EMERGENCY FUCK DELIVERY? I HAVE MOST REASONABLE RATE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:26,
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YES PLEASE I WILL GLADLY PAY YOU FRIDAYFOR EMERGENCY FUCK DELIVERY TODAY
( Shiksa,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:48,
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EMERGENCY FUCK HAS BEEN CONSIGNEDEXPECT CRATELOAD OF FRESH FUCK ON YOUR DOORSTEP BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:12,
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most dominos charge too shitting much for pizzaconsidering that a pizza starts around £7 for an ok one in this local it is just for rich people with too much money :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:08,
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Yes but then they do some offer or anotherand you TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM.
I quite like their crispy thin bases.
(I quite like their crispy thin bases.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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They're AU$8 per pizza delivered over here and they use the cheapest shit ingredients I've ever tried to eatWhat the hell kind of pizzas are they serving up over there to cost fifteen pounds?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:13,
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they are fucking expensive, manwhereas ye generic pizza shop is pennies in comparison
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:15,
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seriously what the fuckMighty Meaty®
Domino’s tomato sauce topped with pepperoni, ham, tasty ground beef, sausage, completed with onions, mushrooms and mozzarella cheese. 13.5 inch diameter is 14 pounds.
0_0 why do people buy them. If they are identical to the meatlovers here, that's barely food.
how much is a lamb chop in the supermarket there?
(,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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Domino’s tomato sauce topped with pepperoni, ham, tasty ground beef, sausage, completed with onions, mushrooms and mozzarella cheese. 13.5 inch diameter is 14 pounds.
0_0 why do people buy them. If they are identical to the meatlovers here, that's barely food.
how much is a lamb chop in the supermarket there?
3 shillings and sixpenceso I guess it balances out
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:22,
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fuck all in comparisoneven if it got transported from new zealand
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:29,
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hahathough the man's hardly a has-been... he's got a new movie coming out in August!
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:11,
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Yeah, Inglourious Basterds looks like a gas..but Death Proof really didn't do it for me. Some good moments visually, but the dialogue was shite.. not in the cheesy exploitation style he intended, just rehashing his old script ideas as far as I could see.
Especially next to Planet Terror which was AWESOME
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:29,
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Well, the whole grindhouse revival idea was a good idea well executed but unfortunately missed the mark.It's not the eighties anymore and it's worth noting that today's viewing audience does not like being told what they ought to like. Which is a shame.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:43,
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