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# Book slugs!!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Lucky sod..
I can only manage book-worms
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# very nicely animated
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# get those fuckers away from my books, nothing harms my books
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# They're my favourite type of slugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hello there
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Full of exactly 1L of strawbelly milkshake
THAT MEANS GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# careful now!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# not AGAIN Lolly!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# You love it.
*Rubs it in*
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Nettiquite question.
Would it be good manners to ask someone if you can deconstruct their .gif to look at how they created and optimised it?

Or do we just assume that as it's out there, we can do what we want, short of blatant plagarism?
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Ask, just out of manners.
But if they say no just do it anyway, because of it being out there and that. And because they're being completly unreasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# That's what I thought!
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# So - PimU...
...can I please deconstruct your gif?
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Course you can
Do whatever you like with it!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Muchos Gracias!
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# HOW DARE THEY SAY NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Quick - to the PirateBayMobile!
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# and quite forget
leaves hast never known,
, and the fret
and hear each other groan;
w, sad, last grey hairs,
ale, and spectre-thin, and dies;
is to be full of sorrow
n-eyed dispairs;
keep her lusturous eyes,
at them beyond tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Keats!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# What a lovely thing to come onto /board to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# ani ani ani matzion!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I was looking up old names on Facebook today...
...when I found an exgirlfriend of about 17 years ago. We started chatting and it turns out her son turns 16 soon. Has anybody else ever had a moment where their arse crumpled into a paper ball like this?
(downhill without brakes . It was the worst day of my life, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# No, but I think you are about to have another one
very soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I was recently told
that my eldest son ( whom I have never met, long story ) is expecting his first child with his newish wife in about 4 months.
Will this make me a proper Grandad or can I claim ungrandad status by reason of disassociation?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I think you've got flexibility to change it based on the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I like this idea
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I've got...
...three brothers and sisters I have never met, all in their teens/early 20s.

Wierd feeling, I think.

But yes, I think you're a grandpa by distant association.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Be a "Grandpa"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# or GrandPasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Shame he's not female.
Because then you could have "Granasonic", which to me sounds like a superhero.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *steals*
*publishes*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# DAMMIT!
Where's the WebSheriff when ya need 'im. Some dag-burned varmint gone done jumped ma claim!

Ma! Get yer gun!
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# After actaully reading that properly I agree with zelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# i thought sperm donation was anonymous?
or did you donate to the two lebanese ladies who used a turkey baster to get one of them up the duff?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# GOAL!
Either she was cheating or you made her pregnant.
UNLUCKY.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# No because
a: I've not got a penis
b: if I did, I'd wrap it in rubber before inserting it into whatever poor unfortunate I've managed to talk into allowing me to violate them
c: no.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# What a nice way of phrasing b
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# You don't know what I do to people.
All you need to know is it involves a value pack of margarine and a call to NHS direct.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Well, at least you know what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Obedience, worship and a viscount.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# but ma'am
I am a prince.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# By 'Viscount', I hope you refer to the chocolate-covered minty biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Didn't we meet last summer...
...at the Golden Globe Awards?
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# You met my award, post-margarine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Ah.
That would explain why my proctocologist was laughing so loudly.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# It would, were that the reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Hmm, yes.
Wait - what?!
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Why is it always <no image> in your posts
FAQ - n00b!

EDIT: also...
a No the girls just laughed at me 17 years ago
b I wanked a lot back in those days
C "Is a bit blue wobbly thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# no need to waste this threadwaste
I may as well repost this from last night.
( youngsters who don't watch old chick flicks might not get the reference. )



Click for bigger (389 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ah!
you're alive!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ny reason I would not be?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# body found up in Alderley Edge, looked like you and drove a fancy car you've mentioned in the past....
crossed my mind :P
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Ah yes.
I've not been into the village this week. I expect it's the talk of the hairdressers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I expect so
glad it wasn't you. Now stop murdering your doppelgangers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Your right, and excellent time to roll out some random stuffs...

(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# This is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I agree.
It's like at first glance it could be emo, or some sort of god-damned U2 album cover, but then you see the lipstick.

I like it and have therefore clicked in the most respectful way I can.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# woo!
thats nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# very nice
and no straight lines, which is something I get picky about.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# that reminds me
I wonder what Cool Spot is upto these days....
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# That could be a good Question Of The Week.
Post it here, posthaste!
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hope you like paying child support
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# You're meant to put pictures on here mate.
Take your I'm an absent father stories to /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# B3tans for Justice!
Would make a nice article for the Newsletter.
"WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS WEEK :
Dressing up as Spiderman and demanding equal visitation rights."

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Mine eyes
I have a new form of agnosia
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Didn't you take any pictures?

I want my pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# she was fucking your brother anyway
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Am it spang tiem?
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Mue.
μ
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Heh-heh.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# &#236;ziq.
edit: knackers.

ìziq.

edit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Oh wow, I've successfully caused someone a mental breakdown.
*ticks achievement list*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *force feeds all of her citalopram* I don't think so, buddy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
#
I applaud your grasp of ancient Sumerian.

:D
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# It's not my fault.
Blame Mue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I blame myself too.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I blame you a bit. Only a bit though.
Mainly it's Mue. Mue and his terribleness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# ooofff!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I Love MooCows - Best of all the milk rendering beasts...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Tick-tick-tick-DING!
Dark Side of the Moo?
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# haha i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# haha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Ah, I see
I thought it was a "ther-moo-stat"

Oh, and *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Japanese man grows World's biggest Bonsai Tree...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Ha, read the Bonsai FAQ, Japanese man.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Tom likes this


Click for bigger (120 kb)
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *world's smallest japanese man
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ... gets trampled by world's slowest man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Baby-Bio FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahahha.. .I think that tree is chasing him.....
oooh, time to go home! byyyeee!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Could be the Japanese Henry
Henry San?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha ^this was my first thought^
great minds an all
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I'll take that
as a complement :)
I'm a fan of your etchings!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# ha ha *entices to upstairs garret room*
with promises of more...etchings
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# mind pissage
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Needs more Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Ahhhhh, Henwi-san.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Oh go on then


edit: sorry, thought it was obvious. It's me, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Blimey I bet she was looker when she was alive....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :D thanks very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Oh bugger, didn't realise it twas yerself
Sort of back handed compliment I guess then...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# How I took it to be :D
no worries chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!!
EDIT: I realised that, hence my initial above statement. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# :D It's not as good as the one I did for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# that's become my picture for everything...
MSN avatar, E-Bay avatar, dating profile...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# \o/ really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Not dating profile...
the wife wouldn't like it if I had one of them...

Otherwise, YA RLY.

I've never looked so good. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :D I'm thinking that about me too.
All people should be zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# :D
I wish I was undead...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Don't we all?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# B+W zombies, with white eyes
and long curly / wavy hair...

Hmm... I might have to zombify / sexify Lady Doom for the special files...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *knew she shouldn't have put her hair up*
:D joking.

How's Mrs D?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# she is very happy with our little goth child...
tinyurl.com/dmgcu5

But a bit pissed off with jaw droppingly bad hospital care...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Awww baybee!
Bad in what way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not for the board to read bad...
(gazzed)

And with that, it's home time for Dooms...

byeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Okidoki
see you soon chappy *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# yay baby hooray
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# fuck yeah
... I might be a little bit of a whore but this is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I think you have a future in classy post apocalyptic zombie pornography poster design
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D that's a nice thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Not often I dish out that compliment either.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# cor! :D
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *nom*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Y'know, the undead look is pretty hard to pull off sometimes,
but you've done yourself proud.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Thanks petalkins
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# petalkins doesn't really fit with the above image, deary.
*grins happily anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I'm the nicest brain-hungry bitch around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Lady zombies
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You're DAMN right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hmmm... there may be some benefits to being a necrophiliac after all...
woo, Cap', very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D cheers chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Still pretty
Very much woo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Thank you! Aww, Cen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# D'AWWW
Hug time. Or something of similar value.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# YES
peaches. They're nice. Have a peach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# What about apples?
No, I'll stick with the hug. It'd mean more to me.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Only braeburns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# would
'adds to list'
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Is that your painting?
Oh my. That's right good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# sadly no
its 4 horsemen by Vastenov

geek note = the 4th horse is meant to be green a cock up in translation for the 'pale' horse. still whose seen a green horse?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I have.
No really, I have. Well, partially green. Algae + white horse + wandering in the pond.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
its probably Death. He rides the greenish one.

Mind you as death is now over 65 yrs old he prob has a free bus pass instead

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# The cold, dead eyes of a...
 *prods*
...oh: they really are cold and dead!

Very woo.

*squidge* *squidge* *squidge* *squELCHHPOP*

(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow ow OW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Bloody Nora!
*Click*
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Belated "You're welcome"
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Lovely
*now has confusing feelings about the dead*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You're confused?
I've got a heartbeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I wouldn't kick you out of bed for having rigor mortis.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*megasquishygirlylumpstouchinghuggles*

Nice to see you back. How's the hurty foot?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I was out when you posted it and now I feel I've missed out :(
You're gorgeous, Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# *swoons at Fae's utter loveliness*
*even in Laydee-Zombie form*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hey
(theauthor, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# David Icke?
I never realise the loon had his own website - I'd have thought he would have distanced himself from his bizarre uttering about Lizard people etc. www.davidicke.com/index.php/

*dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# True story
I once ran into him in preston train station, he was eating a bag of cheese and onion crisps if I remember, what a mental.
(Meanderthal has neon grey eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Calm yourself, you're getting hispherical!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# What on Earth was that?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# They'll be writing your orbituary at this rate
And I'll help them planet out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# win
win
(theauthor, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I'd say that it's more like the world's gone to his head
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# He's under a lot of pressure, he's got the world on his shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Haha
Delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# They say Macs are better for art
And yet they don't even have the world's greatest art program, MS Paint? How am I supposed to do work like this
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# here's a drawing
O
-|-
/\
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# how about pixen?
opensword.org/Pixen/

not quite the same, but similar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# great job, microwave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Read the FAQ
N00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# No you need a Big Mac for MSPaints
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# there is an online version of paint
you could try www.pixelmator.com/ or photoshop using the pencil tool.

/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Oh fuck!
* Have I slept through Monday again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# great job microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Great Job Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Come on Micro,
you know better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hurrah
I get to check if ignore still works, haven't used it in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# En homage to A Vagabond...


CFB (81kb)

I slaved over that rain especially...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# why is it always rai... never mind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Why's it always raining in your homages to A Vagabond?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hooray!
That's lovely.

Is it your own pic?

I love the ... fillum ... things ... top and bottom on it ...

What are they called? The holes where you wind it on and such ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# FILM WILLY DANGLE HOL;ES
FROM SPAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# ABOUT 14 BUT THEY NEVER COME BACK AFTERWARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Sadly not my own source...
Due to lack of even half decent camera...

As for the holes... spooling, winding, err... something to do with sprockets? I know this but it's escaped me the second you asked...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Yeah those bits.
How did you do them? Just black strip and cut holes in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Pretty much...
plus gold number on the top and bottom to mark the frame in question...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# SPROCKETS!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# He's right! also know as the rebate!
/photo nerd
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Why is it alw...
you know what? It's all been said.

Nice pic. Lovely weathering :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Why is Vagabond always Reigning in you Images?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ah! Now that one I can answer...
Because his pictures are all noir and awesome like...

nice wordplay too...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# images? Why?
is it always in?

RAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# yes. because.
sometimes, but not on Tuesdays.

SLEET.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I for one welcome out giant space ant overlords!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# i just won a bet with myself that this would appear in the responses :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# What do you win if you bet with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# in this instance
you win at life*



(* asterisk of despair)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# five pounds. i'm a lousy person to bet against though. i never pay up
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I'll send the lads around to break your thumbs if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I just don't bet.
x]

That way I don't have to pay, but then, I also miss out on money that way sometimes.


ALSO: I have gummy dinosaurs and fighter jets. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# EPOCH FAIL
Dinosaurs and jet fighters should never meet!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# i beg to differ
i66.photobucket.com/albums/h252/unpleasantrobot/TRexJet.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Beg as much as you like
we both know that a T Rex would never be able to reach the controls of a conventional fighter plane with his little arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# well obviously it would need some modifications
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# he has sticks
to press the buttons with, and a pulley system to operate the steering. Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# how did he get the proposals for the modifications
past the MoD review board? THERE'S NO RECORD OF THIS IN THE MINUTES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# He's a maverick.
He flies by the seat of his pants. He doesn't take crap from no MoD review board. He has no need for minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I bet hsi watch is shit then,,,
I have a meeting with internal affairs tomorrow... they're actually called internal audit, but I like to call them internal affairs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# He's hip with time.
Are they going to tell you off about how you spend too much time on questionable websites when you should be coming up with new and exciting ways to help your company reach its goals and make tons of cold hard moolah?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I doubt it
they could try I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# It's okay though.
Beacuse they're delicious. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# heheh, it had to be done, and i'm surprised I was the first!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I for one welcome our self-wagering poster
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Onwards, ant army!
Terminant the humans!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Aaah, shit
He has a fork! xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# thank you for noticing the fork, i spent half the time spent drawing this on the fork.
drawing on a touch pad is really hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# But of course, sir.
How could I not notice? *curtsy*

I've never tried. I can't draw as it is, so, I just avoid anything that'll make it harded. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Just glad he didn't have a magnifying glass
Then we'd all be toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# should have thought of that
damn
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ant pope!
*clicks*

can i leave this here
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Yay!
*tools up*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# mind pissage
lovely flaming hammers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Aaaaaaaargh!
giANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Bishop Ant Attacks with Fork - Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# your move, human :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Prawn to King-Bishop 3
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Lil' sketch to get me back into the SA mind-set.....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I like how you do folds. They're angular without being too much.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I like the way he does eye-brows... There like mini weetabix...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# "Is that a yarnball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Didn't think Kat had any interest in Art that way. Unless he's got something she wants.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# For a cartoon, Art's quite a dish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Yep
I wish I had weetabix eyebrows. I'd get all the girls. It's those, isn't it...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# It could be
I'm a fan of the larger eyebrow. Brooke Shields is lucky I was only a wee captain when she had proper ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Blue Lagoon FTW.
FTWFTWFTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# You've lost me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I was EXACTLY the right age to appreciate the master ... er ... WORK ... fully:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0080453/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Right, she's a bit thin in it (obviously, this is me)
but good eyebrows. Yes. I tend to pencil mine a bit bigger than they are, I've got naturally quite thin ones, which is annoying when you DON'T want to look like a chav.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# She was only about 16 in it I believe.
Hardly a hefty mother of 6 that had eaten pie each day and hung out the washing for the last 40 years of her life.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Unlike some of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I know for a fact* that you're not a hefty 60yo washer-woman.
*Assumption.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Gah!
Getttt outttt of myyyy miiiiinnnnndddd...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Matt Parkman time
*Using mind control*
Go and get me a bargin bucket from the nearest KFC.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *bokes*
My flat is above a Fried Chicken emporium.

Never, ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It's the eyebrows, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# yay! imminent return of SA!
woo, sir, very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Thought it said "Purping" before I cfb'ed
And thought "Is that what well-fed and happy cats do?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# That doesn't sound much like SA to me!
either way, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# i have missed these
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# do a story arc seen from someone elses point of view
where we see that he is a lonely weirdo with a pet cat, stuffed penguin and a squirrel in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# i actually really like this idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# jj did draw the authorities taking him away
while confused animals looked on

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# ^this!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I am President Cenaris
And I endorse this message.

I find it funny. "Pip" is suddenly taller than "Kat" and "Scarlet"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# \o/
top drawer :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# is this the enlightenment
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :)
Calvin grew up?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# PMSL
It's about time!

Also: You've probably touched on a very serious point about how people anthropomorphise their pets, in a non-yiffy way.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Needs shades
so he'd look like Steve Dallas.

"Chirp, I say. Chirp."
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# ^This
Although it's not copyright-infringement if you yell "surprise" first :p
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Isn't this
redrawn from an old Bloom County strip?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Erm... What do you mean by 'Lonely Weirdo'?
www.flickr.com/photos/tealord/3100521543/in/set-72157611059891063/
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# woot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Had to be done.


Pour le risságe
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# What
an amazing fishy
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Isn't it?
I heard about him on Radio Bore the other day. GISsed it, and had to do the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# "The transparent-headed fish spends much of its time motionless, eyes upward, MBARI scientists discovered...
...while watching the barreleye fish from a remotely operated vehicle." ...and shining great big lights at its dark-adapted eyes, apparently. Hardly surprising that it didn't move very much, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# "HOLY SHIT! IT'S GOD! SHIT, BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID TO OFFEND HIM, I'LL STAY PERFECTLY STILL"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I always get like that when people shine bright lights in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# me too, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# "SHIT GOD CAN SEE MY BRAINS!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# "SHIT HE KNOWS WHAT I'M THINKING, HE KNOWS ABOUT THAT PLANKTON I STOLE FROM THE PLANKTON BANK"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# HE KNOWS ABOUT THE FANTASY ABOUT ANNE WIDDECOMBE AND MICHAEL WINNER
IN THE BATH WITH A CUP EACH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# OH SHIT I'M GOING TO FISH HELL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# SHIT! NOW HE KNOWS I"M SWEARING! OH GOD! ...PANIC!!!
 
this has caused me much glee. poor fishy
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# "PLANKTON BANK SOUNDS LIKE WANK - OMG! GOD KNOW I'M THINKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# That
is purdyness in a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I just clicked that link of Prof's...
it scared me a bit. But this... this is oddly relaxing. I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I am
inexplicably intimidating for such a cuddly and affable sort... WITH A KNIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Aww, stop it you big silly :)
*fluffles*

*gets stabbed up*

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Grace Park Ji Sung


See I told you. Football lols
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# He has the best song of any football player.
lols
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# arf
it is blatantly racist, but an amusing pop at the scousers none the less
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# mmm, Grace Park
I missed the entire last series of BSG
Anyone got it on disc?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Often heard with accompanying chant...
He shoots he scores
He'll eat your Labrador
Park ji sung, Park ji sung

Tho I would never encourage such racial stereotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Nah not that one...
This one
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ahhaaa!
Brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back yesterday.

Then I drew them, only Bob is too thin...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# bob is too thin and jay is too ladylike
other than that, well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# He's not that ladylike...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# he kinda reminds me of Mr Ben
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Who is Mr. Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Tony Benn,
he wanted to turn the UK into like a place like Cuba but where people went on strike more and also pipe smoke wasn't illegal and you could sell books for profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# no, the other mr benn
ya wee scamp
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Ooooh, him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Kevin Smith on the Peter Jackson diet, perhaps?
And what are you doing watching an adult film? It'll corrupt your poor mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahah
It's set in Jersey, it's part of my heritage. I have to see it. That, and Clerks. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# That'll be NEW Jersey
Next you'll be calling New York just "York" :)
You silly colonials...

♫Sings along♪
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahah
I officially love that song. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Dogma was better
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I've never seen Dogma.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS HUG MY HEAD?
Ahem. She quoted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahahahaah!
"When you're doing it, you're thinking about GUYS"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Plus the delectable Janeanne Garofalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yup! and don't forget Salma Hayek
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I prefer Garofalo
the voice...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Snoogans
Had to be done. May as well be by me.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I was waiting for that
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# As a bonus
you can also have:

"Affleck, you the bomb in Phantoms, yo!"

For a limited time only, mind...
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ayyy lunchbox!
woo yeah KK!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I may make some of these


ooops! 10,000! (posts, not badges)
and a video

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I expect to see lots of Jennas and Keiths wearing those round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# the deserving and undeserving poor..
It's kind of scary though, at the absolute peak of the boom there were still slightly less than a million on the dole. You have to wonder what they were doing
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I have to wonder
considering the one time I tried to sign on they made it bloody difficult for me, and then I found a job before I got any money out of them. *mystified*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# If I lose my last paying gig
I'll have to stay on tax credits which will provide app. £30 less per week than on the dole and any other benefits.
Reason?
Get the odd ad-hoc job, declare it and ALL benefits are stopped until the DWP's paperwork is done.
Possibly a month or more.
Plus, you are accused of being self-employed and told you may have to pay back several weeks/months of dole money.
The form you are asked to fill in does not allow you to dispute this. You have to refuse to fill it in and give them a statement plus mountains of paperwork.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yep that's the idea
they make it difficult enough so that if you find work within about 3 months, you don't bother chasing them up for the difference.

It's crazy to witness all the deliberately over-complicated forms and procedures

/once signed on
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# plus those they moved to disability
to keep the numbers down...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# true
it was probably more like 1.5m
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# They were spending my money on beer, fags, big tellys and their chav daughter spawn's knock-off designer gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Badges would be great.
'grats on the 10k

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ha, super
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Baby wont kuddle...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# The Curious Case of Jensen Button.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# great stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Looks just like his grandfather!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha. Good one.
but it means I am compelled to whore this yet again ;)



Click for bigger (198 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I just love that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahahha! I wonder if that will be a designer baby choice.....
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7918296.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# They are all the rage,


Click for bigger (51 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahha, christ almighty......
I think the human race is in even more trouble than we could ever imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Damn you Pat Mustard!!!!
Having all these hairy babies copying your style
(daunkle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hey lady, why the fuck did you bring me into this world!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# ill get my hat shall i?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Al Capone
Al Capoff
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Al Capoff to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
(Marcus De Sade III, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hehehe
I remember when there was a brief fad to wear two caps at the same time.

Luckily, it died a death after about a week
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Baseball, Dutch.
Evening sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# It might have been a Dutch thing
EDIT: bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Muahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# timmy mallets twin peaks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Pop a cap in his ass!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# that is not as convienient a cap holder as one might think.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
#
But it helps when the cops in oaktown take away your other props.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Keeps the peak nice and curved though.
Apparently mugs are good for this. I have no bloody clue why I know that, I've owned one baseball cap in my life, it was one of those French Foreign Legion style ones and I refused to wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Needs more El.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Needs more Dorado.
*yacht*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# And during Prohibition, Al Copop!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Sorry
But I got a new scanner, and I have just put it in good use by scanning my face.



I thought of scanning my arse, but that would be too cliché.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# You ought to see a doctor about those vertical lines
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I think those are the least of his problems
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Hmm
The fact that he decided to get nekkid just to scan his face in is a worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# That's rilly cool - I like that.
Though - RPS sucks.

Apparently.

/photographer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# too cliche indeed,we could have ended up with a goatsee situation
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Did that not blind you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# What did you say?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# You REALLY shouldn't open your eyes when doing that.
Random fact of the day: I made a business card that looked like that once.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# yeah, but then they made those sorts of business card illegal, and you had to stop, right?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# GOATSE SCAN FTW
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I'd have hated to used a photocopier in a uni/library etc after you....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# CATSCAN!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haahahahhahaha, that is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It looks like frozen
and edible.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Utterly superb.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I just put this in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I am inexplicably excited about the comeback of this show
especially considering how dire the last couple of series have been.



Edit: Yes, I did nick Barb's space pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahahhahah!
After I heard it was set in coronation street I'm very worried... I don't know if they are just using the sets or if there is goiung to be some kind of a shit cross over.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# My mate works in the offices next to the stage where they're shooting it
She says the sets look old school which is encouraging
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# spase
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# exactly
that's what
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXgJ7X5c8cI&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# youtube doesn't work for me at work
describe this video in intimate detail.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# theres like this woman
and she like totally beats a guy with a baseball bat and she's like "oh no, I totally beated a guy with a baseball bat"*



*lies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# why... why does she do this thing! what is in her brian unit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# awesome.
I like her.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
#
After many seconds of looking and pondering, I'm afraid I still don't get it.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Just under Orion's belt (the three stars in a line)
you can just make out the Orion Nebulizer.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Mechaduck, I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# MECHADUCK IS COMING TO DESTROY US ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Except me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Do you have the sacred breadcrumbs of Zaal?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# There is no Captain, only Zaal.
Are you the keymaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# no, he is VIGO! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Vy are you drippingz viz goo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# maybe it's leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Objection!
The witness is leading the counsel!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# we just gave him some french-bread pizza, and he passed right out....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# You haven't been ... sleeping with it, have you?
Guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Oh boy, did you ever go for it - the old hand eating toaster trick!
(this is going to go on forever, or at least until we re-type out the entire script)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# And you ... LEN ... will have SAVED THE LIVES ...
of MILLIONS of registered voters ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# MOTHER PUS BUCKET!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I thought the thing was an astma pump
hence my RISing
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I was expecting much risness, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# that's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# time for a spanging!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# phew! someone got it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# well I'm an astronomer and a hypochondriac, so I was at an advantage.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
In which case you were basically my target audience ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Then have some more :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# My next image is going to be about football
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Will it involve the testing of old grey whistles?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Have you tried Microsoft's
world wide telescope yet?
It's utterly brilliant.

www.worldwidetelescope.org/Home.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ooooh, no I haven't, I shall be messing with that later!
I forgot that went live, I had been waiting for it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Watch out for Inhaley's comet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# asthma-turn?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Shirley
Should be a Pegg leg? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# What?
Simon Pegg?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# SPACED
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ohhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Self-centred arrogant twat's belt?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Did Mr Pegg touch you in a bad place?
Show us on the doll.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# * * *
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# space!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# *glares*
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# that's not classy!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Powerful.
Who said ballerinas weren't strong?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Who said that anyway?
I did ballet for many years (I know, I know, I'm just built this way) and let me tell you, there's few things stronger than boys who do ballet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# one has to be sturdy for all that leaping about on a daily basis innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You try lifting a very muscular girl above your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I did it yesterday
(with your mum lol!)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# given half the chance I'd try
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Probably ignorant "manly" men
Actually, Ballet builds up the muscles. A guy who does it would probably own a guy in a battle.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Or just jump over the aggressor, Nijinsky style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Arch...manly man men who do ballet battles ...it would be an awesome shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# unless the other guy like picked
"+5000 Chopping demon of chopping"

or something

and like

all the ballet dude had was

"+50 stick of subtle prodding"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# And the +5 Stuffed Sock of Loininess
Sock and Awe!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# with that mighty awe he could row his boat all day long
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# DrZaarlon of this very board trained in ballet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I'd love to see him dance.
It's more beautiful to me, watching men do ballet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# What?
Those lasses have ankles of steel.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ewwww
Is she tagging that white wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Dulux > Andrex
"SCIENCE!™ fact"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

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