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[challenge entry] Will he do it? Ahh the tension.


*edit* I fixed the fingers!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# He'll never make it!
*hides in bushes with club*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# You don't know what's in the bag!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Oh I do
Battenburg. Lots of it!

edit: Clonetastic fingers :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Dixon knows what's in EVERY bag
he has a specially designed spreadsheet!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I know what's in Dixon's bag . . .
pass us a tissue can ya?


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# THAT WAITROES BAG CONTAINS SHOPPING
from tesco!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# now that's what I call delusions of grandeur
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hand or colostomy?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# ball
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Arf!
And on the trip, he'll speak to local winos (through an interpreter) and try the local beverages, such as Buckfast and White Lightning.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha!
He has to avoid the flashers and dog shit!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# he's got "daily mail" fingers
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ahhh!
didn't notice that.

*edit* i fixed them. it's always the little things ain't it?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# isn't that the one
where he spends half the episode at that notorious local dogging site?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# you mean Essex?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I'd watch it.
More sooner than I'd watch Goldenballs. What the fuck is that degenerative pit of bile?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Where is Captain Kirk?


Wee-er now - sorry





(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Good question.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Hiding behind that RedEx?

EDIT: Bigger - Make it Bigger!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Erm...
Fixi pooed
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# er, you dropped these
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Fair do's
Made it smaller now
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# still 125 bytes
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# you dropped this:
Kilo
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# yes
I did
you binary fuck
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# uh, idk
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# mas-sive
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Gosh, that's a big one
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Just saw this, are they referring to you in the pic for this story?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hehehe!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Hahh
Nobody bombs on me and gets away with it!
(think they just can't spell "tribes"?)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Luckily I am viewing B3ta IN A FUCKING CINEMA
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Pffft!
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pffffft
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I need an extra eye to see this
BIGGER
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I need a bigger monitor
'kin ell
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Space... The Final Frontier
These are the adventures of my scroll bar, seeking out new image dimensions and sizes, boldly going where no scroll bar of mine has gone before.

/nicely done, though, and ta for the edit - great work :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# why so fucking huge?
*edit* 4 years is long enough to read the sodding FAQ!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Eye is dyslexic
I've been juggling it around, sorry it's too big.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You're really dyslexic?
You sure?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# FAQ!
What is that?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# IT'S AN ACRONYM!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# FAQ this, FAQ that, FAQ your FAQING mum
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Fucking Amateurish Qunts
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# FUCK YOU EYESIGHT!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# kirks busy
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Best.
Fight.
Ever.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# nice, but under 100k for still images please
cheers
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# OMG STOP BEING A NAZI
;P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Is that
Kilometers?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# So today is Llama thursday then, yeah?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Is that a Lloodle
or a Pooma?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# You decide! ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# You sodding drew it - You decide!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# It's a poopaca.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# would
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# heh
oh dear :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# would
I mean, that's great that is.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Look at the nipples on that bitch!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# llama!
hang on a minute... there's something not quite right about that...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# O RLY?
damnit....*starts searching for lame lama crap*
.
- lama bunny
- lama cat
- lama squirrel
- lama snake
- obama lama
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# needs more "L"

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# An Obama Llama-o-rama?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# that's alpaca hair
not llama

/camelid nerd
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Oh bugger!
Why does this keep happening to me?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# ALPACA THURSDAY!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# SOUTH AMERICA CAMELID THURSDAY!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I'm not listening to either of you anymore
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] slightly un-compo but feck it.....
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I would hazard a guess as the budget being about the same
what with vincent being floaty and that (wires cost monEy you know!). plus R2 was just a bloke in a dustbin. (waits for a Dusty bin version to appear)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# no,he looks like hes floating,its just hard to see fishing tackle
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# And I believe
The Black Hole cost considerably more than Star wars

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Its...
the Jade Goodie look-a-like compo
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# .
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Thank you.
Now I have to try and remove M&S cola from my keyboard.

=D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# That looks painful
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*click*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# LOLness
Click 'n Woo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I'm in a lecture right now
and this made me go "awww" out loud
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Bwaha hahahahahahah
That's a *click* :D You flash bastard you...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
brilliant *click*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Well yours are friendlier than mine!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It seemed funny at the time..


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# How does it seem now?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Did someone delete a thread?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Our lizard overlords assure us there was no thread
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Fuck you and your lizards
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Yes
the animation of a CDC
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Where did it go?
I was talking in it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# git
b3at me to it
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Me too
I even typed out some of the lyrics to "safety dance".

Y'know, that dance wasnt as safe as they made it out to be...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# *searches your recent posts*
www.b3ta.com/board/9239776
Oddly, if you click thread, this post isn't in the thread.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I know
I was replying to somebody elses reply that must have been deleted before the main thread was deleted
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Look at your hands!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# YES!!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# excellent font matching
what algorithm did you use?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# That's no noob!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# llong time llurker
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hmmm...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# No!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :)
AICMFP
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I shit on this

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah..
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dead stuffed dog?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# it's not dead....
it's on FIRE!!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# It looks pretty stiff to me...
* Mind you, compared to mine, anything would look stiff

(My dog that is)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# A mouse shoved up an elephants cock?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# bettor then a elephant cock shoved up an mouse
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# it's not al it's cracked up to be
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Silly mediocre
up down
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# If that's the trunk of an Elelphant he's sat in
then YES he should look worried
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Why is the mousy looking so lousy?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *waits for its head to explode*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
#
/Phase 2
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hooray!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I wish you'd save these as .pngs, or with a light grey merge.
They'd look so much purdier.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Machu McPicchu


I want a double L-Plate
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# i <3 llamas
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# lleave llamas allone
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# they're humans!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yo sure do love yo Llamas
dontcha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# more than llife itself
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# you spelled "itsellf" wrong
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Your extraordinarily long user name keeps making me think my browser is spazzing out
I am all for length...but really
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# ^ this
it must be a bugger to sign in
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I feel the same way about Battenberg
It's my cross to bear
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ha ha you said bear
llike bear bum
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ....
Why YES......Yes I did....
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# more than
Jeff Minter?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Gordon Legsay says NO!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I'll have a McLlama now please

( mediocre Keep firing, assholes!, Thu 5 Mar, 15:04, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this, Reply)


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Can you make one of those that looks like Wormulus is actually amusing?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# horses?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# You are Jeff Minter
and I claim my public domain copy of Llamatron
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Jeff Minter!
Blimey. Wonder what he's up to nowadays. I'd google him if I could be bothered.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Looking much older
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I'm claiming the pissage
as I'm above you ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I want to go there (ther real one obviously) so much
I just looks stunning.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# there's a real one in most towns these days
you can get burgers and everything
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I was there 3 months ago
it is stunning. But you have to walk there, don't get the poxy train.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# calm a llama down
pulling like a china boy
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# there is one not far away
the highest in the world no less.

Alpacas are cuter and taste better.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] CSI : Margate


Click for bigger (136 kb)


Long time lurker, first post so please be gentle. Apologies for the crap joke.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Dont leve me in suspense you cunts
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaan to Margit!
/Chas n Dave

Nicely done newbie
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# thanks!
thanks chas, and you dave.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Margate
Is the wooden roller-coaster still there ?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# whoa,swindon and slough redundecies,poor bastards
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Pfft!
And just as funny
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# edmonds you cunt
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ARGH
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# to be honest
you had me at the title, didn't need the picture
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# nobody puts baby in the corner
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# tell that to my feng shui consultant
apparently if we put the baby in the corner it opens up my girlfriend's fertility channels
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# can...not...resist...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Bring the pain!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# How rare!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] A reduced budget for prosthetics sees some changes at Holby...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft! again
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# great stuff sir
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ta freebs! :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] pizza-tastic
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] FLUFFS
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO
brilliant
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# If anyone on my team was so incapable as to fail a task
I'd leave them in there to teach them a lesson.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# you're a harsh team master...
what if it were your own beloved mother?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha! Mary Whitehouse Experience
that's you that is
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# indeed
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Back when comedy was funny
as opposed to the cringe-fest it has become now (or it's a another bloody pseudo-game show)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# amen
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# FLUFF.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# 3403 hamsters!
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I don't understand this reference
have I inadventently placed meme hamsters in my image after being lazy.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# No no no
just referring to this below
www.b3ta.com/board/9239651
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# many thanks
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# My pleasure
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfffft!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Haha.
Ace.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# 3403

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# GET OUT!!!! GET OUT!"!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Place your bets now .... will the laser pulse penetrate the wedge?

(click for 130k anim gif)

Or, for the footsteps and heartbeats of the connesseiur, 215k
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# £1000 on the pulse laser
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# silly wedges
they cant beat a pulse laser
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# here
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Anyone mind if i leave this wriggling hamster here?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Please, don't

We already have 3400 hamsters here
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Dam!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Ah, a hamsturplus
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# little wonder the economy is in ruins
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Genetically alter them so they're less cute
That'll lower their interest rate.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# LOOK AT IT GO
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# aaaw
Someone nicked his ladder.:(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# tenner says it won't
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# FILTH
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# SCIENCE FILTH
It's like porn for physics students
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Wut?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# \0/
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# needs more celebrity endorsement
Flintoff's not busy
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I've got summat for him to do
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# does it involve a potato?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# So have I.
But it involves 200 runs and 6 wickets so the useless twat is fucked! ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# if they hadn't banned him from drinking
he'd be fine
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *watches*
You can do it! Go on, pulse!

*watches more*

Yessss!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# excellent!
.. now, did you notice the negative phase velocity propagation in the thicker half?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I did, and thought it quite peculiar!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# It would if you were using a cock gun
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Not sure what this is about but it's pretty anyway
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
oh wait, no, not that.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Oh dear .. should I apologise
for not posting a picture of a cock instead?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# No, not at all!
I was just being a silly. Don't get the 'ump. :)

edit: And I too watched it all. The final 'drips' at the right hand side were quite tantalising.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# lolwut
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Aren't you going to tell us what this is all about?
It truly is luvverly btw.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Nah
It'll never make it
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on
but it looks really really boring... ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# cool
What's the wedge made of? Each layer a higher refractive index than the last?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# sort of....
.. it has a graded plasma frequency, with the same electric and magnetic response. Somewhere about the middle of the wedge (depending on frequency), the refractive index changes sign.

It's a failed trapped rainbow.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# TOP SECRET Leaked MoD future weaponry details ZOMG!


The battlefield of the future will be a very manly place
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Sometimes you are so weird
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
Does it misfire often?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# it happens to everyone
honest!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# MAN do you love cocknballs
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# But not you, Colin.
Colin is straight, Colin.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# O_O
oh my.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# The battlefield of the future
will smell like spunk
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I HAVE BROUGHT AN END TO WAR!
(except for hardcore gay war, which will probably be pretty awesome in its own right)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# certainly a lot of practicing with the
bum crock armrest
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# It'll all be fought over (baby) oil
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# The Spunk Wars:
Where not just the Navy has seamen.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# that's rude
you're a rudie.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# its breathtaking
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# that is
ace
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# AMMO PLUMS
body modification weaponry of the future
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# \o/ hahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Pow!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# you been hiding
in Dixon's wardrobe?
woo *clicks*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hey, if they pay me, I'll design what I want :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# brillo
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# big fat WIN
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# you made me
do a lolz - click :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Why have you rawn Dixon's cock?
:P

*legs it*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# That can't be dixon's cock
There's more than one eye in each one:P


EDIT: Did anyone see Nature's Great Events last night? That was fantabulous that was! Possibly the best nature programme I've ever seen.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# yes, it was bloody brilliant
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Compo it:P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Why wouldn't you?
Freaky not-drawing-Dixon's-cock face!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Too slow, Schmoe
*trips*
*unbuckles*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# woo yay
which one's Dixon's cock?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# The one with the hat at a jaunty angle
obviously :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I quite like these
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# fanks
and that
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# oo I want to go to potato kingdom
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# This
is excellent
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hmm, mash orgy
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# The one of the right is jailbait, I'm sure.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Is second from right a potato priest?
'cause that's hawt.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Yes.
And yes.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Is the one on the left
King Edward?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
#
The church in Ireland secretly had lots of potatoes during the famine, and they hid the potatoes in pillows and sold them abroad in potato fairs. And the Pope closed down a lot of the factories that were makin' the potatoes and turned them into prisons for children.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I briefly read that as something like
The Pope closed down the factories and made the potatoes into prisons for children.

Haha. Potato jail :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# fwoof!
taters!
yes!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :D!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Colin :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hello ttssattsr
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# But Ttssattsr would have used Caps, Colin...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I like this, because of various reasons, so I clicked it
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# YAYS
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# <3
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# (:DI=
YO.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Phowaar!
Chunky spuds :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ''He's dead, he's dead, he's dead"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Doh!
Shouldn't that be "Deads Army!" ?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Woo to channel-hopping

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# No; I don't feel sorry.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Made me LOL
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Haha
yays free DVD!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Didn't think you would
I'm not either. But it's funny anyway.

It's a curious world when someone who gained our hate and was a complete waster of public taxes suddenly gets hailed a hero becuase she got terminal.
Sigh...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Has she gone yet?


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# this
i love
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
and good, no you shouldn't.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha!
You are not the only one who thinks she is looking pretty well for someone just about to die!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yes, strange isn't it.
I've never seen a terminal cancer patient looking so rosy-cheeked and smiling.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# you've obviously never been to Disneyworld
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
christ
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This wins innappropriate comment of the day! \\o/


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# you bad person!
hahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Oh god.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# god that would be a pisser if she had the balls to do that

poor jade
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

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