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Fontlols?

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

Would you Adam and Eve it

But bindun!

avabanana

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

Sorry

Didn't see it.

Must look harder.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

No way of guessing it had been though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

if only there was some handy search function

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

I doesn't do filenames though does it?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

don't know. It used

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

I tried

'Fontlolroy','little lord fontlolroy' and 'fontlol' and none of them showed anything up.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

Well go cunt pasanonic in the fuck the!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

QUICK!

A NON-DESK IMAGE!
repost all desks from today in new threads and push this off the board!!!!!!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

hahahah

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

Good Lord !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)

Bandwagon

God, I'm bored.

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

The 90's called

They want their phone back.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

hahahahhaha! home-lollage

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

haha!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

Plenty of life left in her yet

Only 15 years old, and the number 8 doesn't work, but she's a two-line baby with a jog wheel caller ID (I've no idea...)

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

Well you probably wore the eight out

with all those 0898 numbers you dialled in the 90's!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

50 50 50

yes

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)

BE MORE FUNNY B3TA!!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

this is as poor as i've seen for a long time

at least gmos and lemony made people dress up as robots

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mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

We had a board event last Sunday

This bandwagon shall pass.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

Meh let themget it out of my system.

It's myslef and Tom O'Bedlam to blame. He posted an image of his desk and I posted this.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

*Puts on red wig, false nose and glasses*

*Tap dances and tells jokes*

Ooh, I spazzed back yesterday and looked up more of your music suggestions.
I played Amigos Invisibles last night and something else you suggested that I can't recall :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

hurrah for cheesy jazz disco :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5ZO7DFU7gk

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

My cholestral levels have just gone through the roof!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

*coughexistingthreadcough*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

Is this desk bandwagon some sort of a sabotage

initiated by /talk?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

i have just come back on

what the fuck is this anyway?

I did this last night and nobody cared... its a hally berry... :( i was proud of it... :(

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

blame epiphany; he ate all the battenburg.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

I did this last night

as my wife asked for a portrait for her office.
Nobody cared, least of all me.

Click for bigger (192 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

the board is harsh sometimes... people taking pictures of their desks seems to be the thing at the moment...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

the board is harsh sometimes... people taking pictures of their desks seems to be the thing at the moment...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)

deja vu

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

I thought it was ace :D

Inspired this

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

Pffft

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

its beutifull

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

I licked and still think it's just ripe !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

Existing threads only pls

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

I cant be posting this in its own thread

but i dont know why

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

Do you hoard stuff by any chance?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

yep, heh

cant seem to throw things away

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

Are you having an auction anytime soon ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

Why? see something you want?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

Now That's What I Call Clutter Vol 232

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)

its like a type of egg shaped thing

the clutter seems to sort of grow around me in a formation. that black shape on the left is a wheely bin that fills up every week

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

WHat's in the bag?

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

Some kind of plastic beads

as far as I can make out.

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

fucking hell.

will the cuntishness ever stop?

(I'm twice as pissed off now because Empire TW2 has crashed ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

the hackney empire?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

hackney carriage total war.

Yes, I like the sound of that. It will be like the old days at the Astoria come chucking out time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

have 360 of chez the queen

more or less

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

haha. you have flying cocks

on your wall. Paint them magenta

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

I see a red cock and I want to paint it magenta...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

I go to Italy and wank in the polenta...

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)

I missed that particular Stones classic

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

It was on the Beggars Wanquet album.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

I hope you wiped it off!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

better late

they are reworks of the trad' ceramic hot water bottle what i made, they have rubber shark stoppers. wanted to make them completely in rubber but tooling was madness prices, did another half a dozen shapes just for a laugh.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)

FAIL!

Hang on, should I be doing this to myself?

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

I see a orange knife are you a cutter? :|

(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)

As a stone cutter

I can only reveal that answer to another stone cutter.

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

Model M

FTW!

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LP, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)

Well spotted!

Still awesome, could do with a spring clean.

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

I love Model M's

best of all the keyboards

The one I've got on my desk at work is wonderfully musical as well as clackity (and a joy to type on)

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LP, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)

My Desk (Ted Aged 4)

Click for bigger (354 kb)

Why Not Join In! Huh?......

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

This board needs more Leftbank.

edit: Shit, they've taken it off Tony Hart's website!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

there appears to be a Portal in the bottom left hand corner

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

Lols

Thats mt Turbo Drive!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

Join in?

I'm sure someone posted an image of their desk a while ago.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

And why not post it in an existing thread? Huh?......

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

I've given up on that idea to be honest.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

Yeah

I think I'm going to play a game now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

Yeah

It's one day. Probably good for people to get it out of their system.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)

Do none of you own proper cameras?

/perplexed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

Idoidoido!

*raises hand*

:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

Well I know your household does ;)

Taken anything cool of late?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

Did you see my concert shots?

I went to see some friends' bands play at a local pub. :]

Heree.

EDIT: ALSO: Very very jealous of your wild cat adventure. Was it totally freakin' awesome?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

They look good :)

What more can said from yesterday hugging and snuggling a leopard?

The radio bloke who drove us there didn't stop speaking about the experience on his show this morning, which made me chuckle as I lay in bed, half dead to the world

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

Thanks! :D

Ah man that's awesome. My kitty is looking at me while I type this like she knows I'm talking about other cats. XD

That is just totally cool, man. Were they really sweet? I'd almost be scared of being attacked.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

Not that you'd know.

OOooooh burn!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

PISSBISCUITS RIDES ON A NUMPTYHORSE

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

I don't want to hear your life story.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

NUMPTYHORSENUMPTYHORSE

NUMPTYHORSE

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

I know you are.

But it can't be helped.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)

Oh shuddup you.

Not all of use photograph hanimals for bumsex!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

I have a number of them

and two better than the intermediate crap you use ;)

I just used my phone as it was handy.

In fact my 10 year old Sony Mavica FD95 still produces better images than many things newer. ( but then it did cost the best part of £800 new so should do )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

Perspective Fail!

Many Thanks

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

Heres a much better quality repeat of the one I've just posted

Less fire!

(ratchet32 formally nachose!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

Edit button spaktard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

All is different from a moment ago..

Click for bigger (154 kb)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

Very tidy!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

8/10 almost as tiny as mine

needs more reflectoporn

A+ would view again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

How can you be any tidier than that?

Are you a Spartan Mr Mediocre? ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

You appear to have a CDC in your room!

Also my flatbed isn't straight either:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

Cool red lamp !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

It's a CDC!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

Neat,

but I have recently learned to loathe that
abhorrence called Fosters

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

your monitor is crooked

i'm sorry, i'm just that way

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

It's the weight of those Rizla packets

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

OMG your shelf is crooked too!

*increases meds*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

for some reason I fancy

a cold beer now!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

less smoke

more flames

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

haha

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

you're on fire sir!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

I love you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

As your attorney I endorse this love.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

ahahaha.

so true.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

Hahaha

as it is

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

oh for fucks sake

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

*SOUNDS THE THREAD DELETION HORN!*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

Protip: Never delete a thread.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

WAAAAAAAP!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

*does the thread deletion dance*

doesn't bother me though

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

bring back the fog!

oh, you deleted a thread. bad man.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

Oh, you've really done it now!

DING DONG thread retrieval service

DING DONG and another

You deleted all our comments. Some people were having a conversation.
As your attorney, I advise you to fucking well EDIT your posts next time.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

I approve of this ^

edit (see how I used "edit"):
Have this too:

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

Got a badge 'n all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

Beat him until he's magenta!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

Good work . . . Counselor !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

You silly fucking sod

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

Shoot to fail!

How ironic.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

You do know that wasn't in the deleted thread?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

SHUT UP!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

Actually, that one's gone now too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

Fuck a radiator valve, it has!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

Hmm,

thanks whoever deleted the last thread, you selfish motherfucker...

b3ta.com/board/9274480

by which I mean Sir Sandmaster SexFace.

edit:quickest repost in history?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

Oh yes

I was laughing at your Dell Optiplex:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

you stole that chair off of a tractor!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

they almost

make a stereogram, but that might just be because of my distance from my screen

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)

it was all going so well, until two arse-fumbling cock-monkeys decided to ruin it all.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

the other one

is here.

www.b3ta.com/board/9274509

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

lol at how clever you are

you're sooooooo clever

(ratchet32 formally nachose!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

*raises an eyebrow*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

:'(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

holy fuck

should I post my desk too?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

Artistic use of a possessive apostrophe

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Tinlad, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

I don't get your joke but it seems intelligent and you put some effort into it

AND ITS NOT A DESK

8/10, would look at posts again. Good newbie.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

I now get your joke and would like to award you another point.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

*deducts one from mue*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

I was replying to myself before redshushi had even found this place :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)

god that was annoying yesterday!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

Time's New Centurion?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

What Lord Mue said

(but without the desk comment as I quite enjoyed the diversion).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

It's only playful teasing, the desk thing is random and enjoyable.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

Times new hatman?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

Happy Clock Soldier!

(there was almost a funny typo)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

I bet you are a Happy Cock Soldier

Or perhaps a Nappy Cock Solder

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

nope, i'm a sad pussy conscientious objector

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

The Times . . . they are a changin' . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

<3 musical reference

*thumbs up*

(tool, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

Right on tool !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

hehe

You said tool!!

(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

You said tool to . . . aahahahaha !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)

Tool

is a tool!! hehehe tool!

^{Love the desks everyone...}

(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

Was waiting for that...

Here, have this

(tool, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

It's a cool ambidextrous tool too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

WRENCH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

You said WRENCH . . . Haahahaha !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

Ah you seem to drawn a clock which is an instrument for recording time

rather than illustrate Time as the intangible constant of the universe - hehe I like it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

That's because

I couldn't work out how to get Photoshop to paint in four-dimensional spacetime rather than it's rather boring default of a 2D canvas.

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Tinlad, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

happy

clock is... actually pretty fucking scary. woo!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

talking of strange things

I tried to draw a Walrus Man style picture on one of those magnetic kids drawing things.

(munzor in the jungle, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

Did you have a magnetic kid do the drawing too ?

Edit : I meant that in a friendly way . . . I think it's trippy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)

no, magnetic kids are not allowed in the house, they make the TV go funny.

(munzor in the jungle, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

In that case send them on over . . . my TV needs more funny !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

I GET IT!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

Star Sprockets

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Strockets.

Yay

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

Strockets . . . we need a patent on them . . .

great idea !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

Oh, this is good...

*is mesmerised*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

I likeded your rising from earlier !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

I'm glad, Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

Makes me think of those old 'incredible machine' games.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

Oooooh . . . the ones that spit the balls around ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

Nice

but those cogs aren't touching

this is LIFE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

Oh much you want for . . . LIFE ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

Four cheeks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

Do you make change . . . I've only got a fiver . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

No, sorry.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

*has acid flashback of the Cog boss from Midnight Resistance*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

So . . . you got a round trip tickey !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

oh thank god

some actual content! lovely stuff

everyone is posting pictures of their desks... whats that all about?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

Shocked noir woman is thinking about desks.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Bored me person is leaning on a desk.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

I'm getting pissed off with these desk pictures.

For no other reason than they seem to be quite good quality pictures, yet when I take one in my room it comes out terrible (Fuji Finepix S8000fd). Really grainy and crap, despite more than adequate lighting.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

Me too . . . see below . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

Here, this will cheer you up

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

I thought that you 8 that . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

I did

*cant be arsed to open up another tab and pea empty battenburg wrapper*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

Plus + you must be stuffed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

I felt ill after eating it in about 30mins

But I just had dinner :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

You tease

You scoffed it!
I know this might sound like an odd question but what is the expiry date of that?
(work-related question)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

I did, I was just peaing it

1st april

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

Feck, I feared as much

Damn cakes and their expiry dates making it impossible for me to import!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

Haha!

Sorry, maybe if you phone up lyons or mr kipling you mght be able to get one flown over

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

I needs cases of the things for customers

I gave up eating cake quite a long time ago.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

He loves the battenberg

that's for sure.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

That battenburg is already dead and gone :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

You know this image started a mass board rush

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

I STARTED DESK DAY! WOO, WE ALL NEED BADGES NOW :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

^This^

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

7 rashers of bacon, 5 egg scrambled egg (on toast)

is this going to kill me?

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

No, needs more desk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

no one will teach me how to link to posts.. so duno whether this will work..

b3ta.com/board/9273547#post9273561

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)

I KNOW I SAW IT :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)

oh sorry lol

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)

Yes. But don't worry, you are going to die anyway.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

You will die a tasty, tasty death.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

half way through, im starting to get the sweats...lucious bacony sweats.. and eggy heart palpatations

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

who cares?

yum.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

nope, probably not, but it needs brown sauce, not ketchup.

you are also missing TOAST!™

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

Toast is under there somewhere.. unless you are talking about special patented toast?

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)

magical toast, man, MAGICAL!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

oh god fuck me

I'd rather die than eat that :( :(

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)

I've got an S100FS.

What ISO setting have you got it on? I've noticed contrary to logic that an ISO of 400 looks fine when it's dark but terrible when you have decent lighting.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

It was set to auto. I tried it on every ISO setting

And the best one was the first one I took, on Auto.

All the rest came out darker and grain-ier, and the monitor was still too bright.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

HMM!

Don't know. I got my camera specifically cuz it has a bunch more manual settings.

You can always try turning the minotaur off, might be nausing up the white balance.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

here's to crap cameras

My desk is far too small.

(munzor in the jungle, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

That'll be the 150 Watt lightbulb :)

Last of its kind. Probably.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

15w Energy Saver.

It's the equivalent of about 110w light bulb.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

My desk is . . . out of focus . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

Yup, same thing happened to me.

Over-bright screen, grainy on everything else.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

ah, i was waiting for your contribution

and here it is

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

I goofed up the lighting and focus so much . . .

I figured that I'd just add extra blur . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

This is exactly how I imaged your desk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

Yup . . . the keyboard needs batteries too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

APPLYING MAKEUP WITH A SHOTGUN

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Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

IT'S NOT MAKEUP, IT'S STYLE MAN!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

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Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

I like the shoes.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

haha!

sweet

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

Whilst comparing penis sizes...

Forgiving of size, cba edit - pre-0500 & daughter up and wanting attention.

fixd.
Forgiving bunch.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

HAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL!

BIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

It's still half a meg after the edit :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

I know

Desk day is officially ruined :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

just fuck off

2 fucking meg.

EDIT: No not fixed. Divide by over four and then you'll be fixed!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

WOAH - SIZE!!!

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

you are an utter cunt and going straight to ignore

as I 'cba' to give you screen time

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

i came back to this!!!!

fucks off again

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mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Calm down dear

It's only a gay shifter.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

*ahem*

Filesize?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

*polite, appreciative clapping*

I love this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

edit: In other news, your desk looks fucking MOULDY
editedit: No, it ain't fixed yet, keep trying

editeditedit: Congratulations!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

^ this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

But RDS was so much fun

I spose it had to come to an end some time

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

BIGGAR

I need you to fit your entire computer table in my living room FFS!

No wonder you have 3 monitors you just don't have the pixel capacity on one fucking screen!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

As your attorney, I advise you to FUCK OFF

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

This kind of legal advice should be more widely available

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

Yes.

Still way too big for a still image

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

Quite so -

Odd, I seem to recall Photoshop has an 'optimise to filesize' option...

I'm sure I saw that somewhere.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

I APPEAR TO BE DOWNLOADING YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

*LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

Top marks!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

my thoughts exactly

the bloody picture's too big for my room, i'll be back in a tick i'm taking my computer into the garden.
edit/ bang up to date

also, why all the desks?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9274045

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

Tom O'Bedlam posted a pic of his desk

Only thing was he didn't notice his nakedness was reflected in his desk lamp

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

>:( IT WAS ME!

I Posted battenberg, tom o bedlam complain at lack of clutter, he posted nekkid picture of his desk, thus starting deskothon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

Yes, you started it

but it was Tom's that made the frenzy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)

sry

Wife's desk to left, laptop server behind and daughters desk to right.
"How I lost friends and pissed people off."

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

camel!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

it's a natty cigarette dispenser

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

ooo!

posh.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)

Oi I said it first hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

ahahaha!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

heheh, cheers guys!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

*applauds, cheers and does a 21 gun salute*

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

YAY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

and woo!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

Awww, you made Dawson cry.

Edit: Pffft! Clone wars.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

he is such a twat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

you may cause some peoples screens to explode with that.

(munzor in the jungle, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

haha what are you doing

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Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

And it's still smaller than CrabBloke's last image

SATIRE

*edit* No, not fixed. Improved, but not fixed.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

ICE BURN

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Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

for fuck sakes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Aw c'mon no no no....

Big images hurt my tiny little laptop... go pick on a broadband your own size!

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

Goldfinch

They are lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

This coincided with a message from my ISP

warning me I've used 70% of my bandwidth allowance.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

boo for silly foreign places...

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

Hahaha THIS

with brass knobs on.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

My workspace pimped out

Woopdy doop bigger screen... but same 58k file space. (same cow skin though)

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

haha

perfect for 500k images...

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

Heh...although

If pron happens on the B3ta boards it's difficult to sheild the screen from innocent eyes.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

laughing man is laughing

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

My desk

Sorry about the low quality it is a combination of poor lighting and a shit cameraphone.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)

At least it is better than the compo

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)

One day lad all this will be yours

What? The curtains?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)

At least they distract from the wallpaper!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

Thank you

I now can't see anymore

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

This was the underneath

of my desk before when I was moving studios...

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

kill it with scissors

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

^This muchly

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

You!

*hugs*

But you're probably still miffed at me :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

Moi? Miffed at you?

Tell me how that works again? :D

no idea what you mean?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

Sorry, I thought I'd annoyed you. I'm most likely just being over sensitive...

*holds out arms*

hug, please?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

*confused hug*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

*sniff*

Thank you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

Check out my cool desk ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9274219

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

I did!

And bless you - you've got one of my pics as a desktop!

*huge hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

Please don't say audio studio

If you you committed the cardinal sin!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

I've committed MANY cardinal sins,

but always got away with them. Everything's much better segregated now, though I can honestly say I never suffered from inductive noise, etc., even when things were as fucked up as above.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

Inductive noise?! Maybe shielded cable

Lesson one in audio: Make tea
Lesson two in audio: learn to roll a sodding cable!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Lesson zero:

If it sounds right in practice, fuck the theory :)

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

Mate if I can manage a rig with 100,000 plus cable

you can do it at home!!!
Learn to roll a cable and it won't tangle.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

I can. And I do.

I'm sure, were you to inspect things as they stand now, I'd pass.
I do know how to roll a cable, and I do know how to suck eggs ;)
Though I must admit if I had 100,000 cables I'd get someone else to do it.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

You sure you haven't got it wrong

and been sucking your cables?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

Phantom power makes them more tangy.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)

Have a lot of that at your pad do ya?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

Tangy, not tangly.

But tangly as well. And I agree with the tea rule. *puts kettle on*

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DogHorse plop, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

wires are bastards

i can't wait for someone to invent wireless electricity

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

I imangine things like you pictures being the hazards of wireless electricity

which is awesome

(munzor in the jungle, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

OMG it's coming right for us!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

there's a company that pays me to fix messes like this

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

Oh lordy, that looks so familiar

I created a false wall and put all the bits behind it as well as all the amps and stuff.

The best thing I ever did.

One day everything will be wireless!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

I have those speakers.

I put the sub behind my monitor, where did you put yours?

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

Oh god

they've got you too...

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

What, you mean Dossergame?

Yup. I'm already playing several other text-based games so I might as well start another one :)

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

*zooms in, talks to your mate*

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zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

fuck this.

I have had enough of threadwaste day.

Night b3ta

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

It's not like anything else is happening today.

There aren't a finite number of potential threads you know.

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zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

yes there are.

There are 15 threads on the page and as this place is for photoshopped images as per the faq, it would be polite to put snaps in an existing thread and not put threads into the archive when a person might have put some effort into an image and not just want to show off his purchases.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Well, there was this

b3ta.com/board/9273050

;)

night night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Nice decks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

very slick

your mouse even has a go-faster stripe

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

What? You want more desks?

Here you go then...

(tool, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

You win the award for "Desk Most Like Mine"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

I like the use of the shelf

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

Yay for underused shelf space!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

Same speakers!

They're shit. Well, the bass is.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

typefaeces

(zaccety, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)

FUCKSHITBUMS! IT'S ANOTHER DESK!

Click for bigger (195 kb)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

Don't let b3th see teh 360!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)

I have decided to allow people to have 360s

I just don't really understand them. XBox is the only platform we don't have in the house.

I am not l33t.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

YAY FOR 360s WITH DESKS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

Is that a panic button?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

Yep

am writing an essay (hence the clutter) so it's in constant use.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

YEAH THIS IS FUN

(__, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)

There appears to be a distinct lack of fucking

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)

Yes I'm somewhat disappointed

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

Not even a small stain.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)

DECKS

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Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)

But Friz

this is not a photo of your desk.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

WHOA

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

invisible keyboard

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)

That monitor is very close to the edge of the table.

Be careful it doesn't fall off

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)

I thought it was Mallet's mallet.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)

It's not a monitor, it's a big mirror for his moonface.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

It needs to be a concave mirror the size of the moon just to fit it all in.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

a desk for fucking?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

the chair is definately up for a fuck

it has a hard on

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

Desks, huh? Okay, here's mine...

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)

Must be hard to sit at that thing

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)

rock n roll

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)

Heh, I was tempted to go for panoramic earlier, but was too lazy

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)

I see a lot of people have laptops rather than desktops

Computers you own

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

1. No (but may soon, I just remembered my work is getting rid of some)

2. Yes
3. Yes, but soon won't
4. No, but soon will
5. Just the two, but I have enough bits to make most of another
6. Yes

and the poll link is Here

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)

Ooh I'd love to own a mac laptop

the only thing that holds me back is rebuying a load of expensive software.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)

Hahaha "buying"

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

Hahaha

... yeh... heh heh..

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

Computers

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)

Bah.

You can't vote for two different things.
Useless.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)

1. no
2. no
3. yes (2 of em)
4. no
5. just the 2
6. I wish

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)

1. yup

2. no
3. no
4. want
5. no
6. no

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)

Oh dear... this is going be embarrassing.

1. Yes
2. Yes x2 (one in bits)
3. Yes x2 (one broken), one nice shiny new one
4. Yes x2 (one only for Radio streaming in the kitchen)
5. Way too many
6. As soon as I can make one, yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

1. none
2. 6
3. 2
4. 1
5. 10
6. not yet

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

techno techno techno techno techno techno techno

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)

fucking hell.

This 'put your holiday snaps in a current thread' thing is never going to catch on is it?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)

No. No it's not.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

I reckon it should be illegal to tidy your desk beforehand

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)

haha i have like a hundred of those FREE PIZZA things

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Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

It's probably out of date by now

plus domino's is miles away

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

Haha love the shef uni cutrains

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

scribblings

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

Uh oh. Stickyface.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

Cool

Have a click from me

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

i say

what a most peculiar happenstance

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Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

wow! headfinger...

fingerhead.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

He looks a little peeved off with his situation..

In other news, who wins the desk competition?

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)

I don't get it

is the desk behind him?

I can't see the desk.

Where's the desk?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)

I've just tidied my desk of shame and taken a better exposed shot

cfb

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)

ARGH! LIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

even cuddly toys appreciate a warm scanner

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spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

Win!

You need more room so you can expand your collection of... things.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

I have a whole bedroom upstairs for just this porpoise

I have a blue screen backdrop cloth on a roller blind up there plus I bought a greenscreen (plastic cloth thing) but I have to clear out the old wardrobe and other junk before I turn it into a proper studio - I already have a desk stretching all the far end of the room the other half will be my studio.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

Fecking fabulous

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

I like your CD.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

It has gathered teh dust

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

What is it, to deserve a whole rack for itsself?

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

Spirit of the Glen

actually really good music for chilling out to

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

spotified, much obliged

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)

Alright, have it

A picture of my desk, mere seconds ago

click to bring da noise!

/edit: why the philips logo on an LG screen?
And why the big in-your-face printer placement?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

has your desk been bitten by a giant beastie?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

Yes.

/edit: I really like the steel and copper welded feet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

nom nom

nom nom nom. Twas my tower beastie. Nom nom nom.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

Hahahah

It's flipping ace.
A nice big desk with a beastie bitten front grapes my squildo.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

for some truly bizarre and unknown reason

this desk is giving me a strong feeling of 'BBC Micro' circa 1988.

I really have no idea why.

/psychic blog

EDIT: On second viewing, the feeling is no longer there. I worry about me sometimes.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

Haha, I was about to ask you what you were talking about

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

without wanting to sound too arsey

I do sometimes get a little bit psychic-y. On rare occasions it pays off, but mostly it's only afterwards it comes to light.

Like the two years I predicted the winner of the Grand National and didn't put on a bet.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)

Ow!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

Looks very oficious

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)

i can imagine you slowly turning around in your chair with a white cat in your lap

and possibly a monocle

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)

why would he have a monocle in his lap?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

maybe the cat is wearing it?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)

I think you'll find it's stoats that wear monocles

They are very classy.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)

That is correct.

I do sometimes have a long-haired cat on my lap though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)

that

is an ace, wobbly desk.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)

you might need a bigger CD rack

that one's almost full

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)

Just waiting for the first person to take a picture of their desk and forgets to put any porn away

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)

It's already happened.

O'Bedlam reflectoporned himself.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)

I know

I mean porn porn

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

what shall we get maiden for her birthday?

a cd?
nah, she's already got one of those...
;)

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

Hahaha!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

I have many CDs mostly punk stuff

the CD Rack is a waste of space

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

that type usually are

and the CDs always fall out

an old skool shelf is the best thing for CDs
or perhaps a box in the garage after you have copied them all to a hard disk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

Mine live on the floor and in the cupboard.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

Sunn ((o))!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

Definatly having RMCS next week!

(real music collection sunday)

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

Yes!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)

yup!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

that is extremely impressive

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)

The bottom shelf, and the one below it is 12"s/LPs.

The one to the right is just a box of 7"s.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9274179

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)

Double yes!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

nice

i like your "cross hatching" approach to stacking in the middle there

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

It's great until you pull a CD or two out and everything falls down.

STOMPSTOMPSTOMP

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)

yes. shelfs for the win - custom made - easy enough.

well, a bit of swearing and bruised thumbs aside..

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

Yes

shelves is the bestest

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

coo!

hang on, isn't Real CD and Vinyl Collection Sunday next week? ;)

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

WOW thats weird, both said it exactly at the same time, my first mindpiss!

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

yeah - and so far separated

on the board - epic!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)

are you half way through sorting them alphabetically by artist

then chronologically by album?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

This was a pic I took when we moved into our current house

/Sunday blog blog

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

cant wait till i have money, and have a room exactly like that!

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)

Noice!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)

Biggest stack is all Zappa

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

He sure does like to release:

MUSIC.

Are you listening to anything currently?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)

Just the winamp on random

could be anything at any moment

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)

also extremely impressive :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

I've got one like that

- mine's empty too and in the garage.
I also have some CD's though, like you! :)

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

pfffffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

snap keyboard :)

yay

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

far too neat, but I do approve of there being only one CD in an entire rack.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

The rack was given to us but most of my CD cases won't fit

all my music is in the cupboard of unsorted crap

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

I want to see more old school monitors!

Click for bigger (92 kb)

Although I do use one of those newfangled LCDs for the 'house' computer

Click for bigger (319 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

apparently they've found a way

to retore yellowy old-fashioned 'beige goods' to their former glory. Good news for CRT lovers. See if I can find a link...

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

I thought that was the most geeky thing I have ever seen in the newsletter

it made me laugh.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

haha...

me too. :)

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

Surprisingly minimal

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

It wasn't

earlier, before I shifted the beer cans and fag packets.

edit:// and this is how my desk looked new. I've butchered it and removed the shelves due to sitting in front of the Window now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)

I just hope you kept the statuette

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

oh that's

a manufacturer photo and is cherry. Mine is in Ebisu ( Japanese ) Pine but the same model.

You can see the little cupboard to the left where I keep my tower hidden.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)

Doesn't it need some kind of ventilation though?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

Yes

it has a fan in the side that draws cool air in and is open to the back.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)

clever

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

now that's a man's desk

- looks like it should be in an American 'den', with pennants on the wall and stuff.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

Yeah

It is from America.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)

aha!

that explains it.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)

Ah but do you have one of those new fangled monitors with FP bar?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

Efficient use of space

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

That's coz I have none:P

Hey. I just realised. I did get my desk on b3ta today!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

I just tried giving away three IIyama diamondtron monitors this week

Like the 19" one on my desk up there ^

Noone wants those anymore, even though they're quite ace.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

I'd have them

but you are like 5 million miles away in outer space :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

Hahaha!

ps: you cunt ;)™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

It depends upon your needs.

but no self respecting gamer or graphic designer should be using an LCD unless it's a Samsung and cost £5grand. Because that's the only way you can get near to the quality of a high end CRT.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

Exactly

Well, I only do 2D designs and some coding and stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)

did you try freecycle?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

No, I've been trying with some of my and my girlfriends collegues

So far, I've lost two.

I don't think freecycle operates over here. But we have some similar projects though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)

I'd love one

Where do you hail from?

My 17" is really poor quality even for a CRT.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)

yes, more CRT's damn it

all these hippies with their flat screens on an ikea "BORKSLÅP" transparent desk next to some uplighters are just kids messing with bins on the lawn :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

A very fine desk. You are quite obviously a girlie.

Just a few questions, ma'am.

1. What did you get in that airmail packet?
2. What make and colour is the nail polish?
3. What possessed you to buy a 360?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

It's be on a 360 if it was a 360 gamepad

That's probably a USB one. But if she did it was entirely up to her!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

pssst

over on the right - on top of the tower.

pile of 360 games.

and yes, you're right, of course. Nothing to do with the likes of me.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)

Could be looking after them for a mate!

Or maybe it's something worse than you think and she just keeps her stash of heroin in them!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)

I demand to know the answer to question 2

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

Sorry for late reply been off to the shops on a booze run...

1. The Airmail packet contains the Green Screen plastic backdrop I bought off Ebay - I wanted a cloth one but this was only £20.

2. Collection 2000 (cheap crap) the colour is Hot Purple.

3. I like Xbox had the original brick this is an Elite 360 version - I like shooting stuff not very girlie but it's fun.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)

Oh, doing desks are we?

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACED!!!!

winnah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

Yup, I rewatched it all today, which is why it's there.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)

that's a fine collection of stuff you have there

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)

nice bobblehead!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)

i have what appears to be the same PC, i got mine for free off scottish power ^^

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/30358/1236969404/desk2.jpg
ed: also www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/30358/1234730128/desk3.jpg

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

YAY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

It is how I imagined it to be :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

how could it be otherwise?

your desk looks fine and woobly
an ideal place to realise
your ideas strange and shoobly

if in doubt, resort to onomatopoeia

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spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)

hahaha

you have a fine way with words :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

real desks

don't have computers

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

Just how is b3ta radio these days?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

i like this desk

there are lots of things about it that i don't understand

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

thank you

i have a large and varied collection of random shit of which i am quite proud.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

i approve of the douglas adams collection

you've reminded me i was going to make some robots this evening

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spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

sadly "a salmon of doubt" is too big, and has to live on its own

good luck with your bots

(

ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)

retro!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

walrus walrus walrus man

drew a man with a face of jam
the jam extruded to his hand
walrus walrus walrus man

i mean, yay!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)

there is too much "woo" and "yay" on this board

we need more poetry :D

(

ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

^what ms morbo said

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

you are awesome!

*cleek*

Have a desk

DESKS, MOTHERFUCKERS

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

DEKS!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

DEKS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)

DESKDESKDESKDESKDEKSKSKDSKSKDEKSKDS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

that thing you said, yes

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

nice keyboard(s)!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

double action keyboards are the future, man

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

haha :D

i like your keyboard

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

it's a handy thing

but it's starting to bork now

sadly

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

like everyone else, I love that keyboard!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

it could do with an extra octave tho

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)

Play a chord. Right now. A real good one.

Report back findings.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

I just played a CmDim7th

it made me feel powerful

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

How did it sound. Describe it to me in UNICODE.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)

it sounded....

ﻷﺏײַ◄▲►◙☼

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)

BJWOOOOOM.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)

that's what she said

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)

You have a plate

and I have had some scrummy noodles!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

I have recently had a chicken burger

it was unpleasant

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

A boy burn my neck

it was not nice:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)

the burger was french

I didn't like it

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

proper monitors

ftw!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

I have to say that 21" hitachi is the best monitor I've ever had

and it was free \o/ yay

and it's 10 years old and still going well

a couple more of those'd be nice

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)

My desk (a bit out of date)

1: Laptop..duhhh
2: Shite monitor that has now been replaced with a nice new iiyama CRT
3: Nice old iiyama been replaced with another nice new iiyama (crt's are sooo cheap :) )
4: Geek fuel
5: Goth Lady I fancy
6: 55-200 lens EDit: In fact it the Nikon D60 as well
7: Intuos A3 wacom
8: Notes
9: Rubbish mail I will get to later
10: Posh books.
11: computer down there all glowy and cool.. but I got fed up with it taking up desk space
12: Cambridge Audio A1 amp (its now upright between the new monitors)
13: Scribbling stuff just in case I need to scribble
14: Mmmmm CS10 pad
15: A spirit level I had just put up a mirro after using a dremel to cut into the silver from behind to make patterns in the mirror
16: Glowy key board

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

Haha I like the labeling :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

A3?

Looks the same size as my I3 A4 Wacom.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

yes your right the drawing area is a4ish

it is actually a3 in size though

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)

Ooooh

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)

this is a desk of joy and wonder

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

4: is Kick

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)

It is it's also awful, I'll be sticking to redbull which is less awful

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

they all taste like the devils piss

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)

Have you not read the faq?

Pictures of cute gothy girls must be shared!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

Never she is MINE!!!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

Aaaw

I only want the bottom half!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

plenty about

images.google.co.uk/images?q=cute%20goth%20girls

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)

Thems cute?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)

how considerate of you

to label it!

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)

you should probably have not

stuck your finger in the eye

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

I like

your scribblings! *click*

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

UHUFACE :D

We still doing these? Jolly good

edit: Sorry, nowt exciting going on here

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

you have stolen my screen

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)

whatalotoficons!

cool lamp.

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)

Wahey!

I like your classy lamp

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)

Excellent, as per ususal.

'Ning all.

EDIT: Wait, is it desk day today!?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)

Yes!

Get it out!

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

Bleedin' Ell, that's good!

Woo and *clicks*, sir!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

asparagus

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

*Firm applause*

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)

Nicely done.

(geekboy Hillbilly., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)

holy shit i used to have that lunchbox :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)

Ha nice!

Does anyone rmemeber the Anorak from CBBC?

Also, the board is a lot tidyer now ive ignored JMG

(

Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)

Yes I do

I can believe the BBC still employ that bastard

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)

EVERYBODY LOOK. I'VE IGNORED JMG. LOOK. IGNORE. THE IGNORE FEATURE. JMG. JMG ISN'T BOTHERING ME. I AM ABOVE THAT LEVEL. LOOK. JMG. BLOCK. BLOCK.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)

The week I was Jam Mistress Geordie I had none of this.

:(

I appreciate the grown ups of b3ta who can still have fun like the old days.
Recognise.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)

If I don't ignore you will you buy me a puppy?

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

I'll magically make them appear in your hair.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

I only want one puppy.

NO DEAL.

I HOPE YOU REALISE I'M GOING TO SIP MY CHEAP LAGER ANGRILY WHILST I TOTALLY BAN YOU.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)

I've already put JMG on ignore.

I'll tell you all in a bold font in the next few moments.

Twice.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

I am readying my glands.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

i always loved the phrase "SOUND THE IGNORE HORN!"

i think people should say that more

(

Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

*noted*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

These people usually don't have me on ignore at all.

But enjoy the JMG banter.

But yes. I feel b3ta should employ a horn noise whenever JMG drama is about.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

In my mind there's a fog horn sounding in the wobblers homes whenever you post.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

I imagine them quickly switching off the deep fat frier when the horn goes off.

Before wobbling down to the basement to minimize the game of World of Warcraft so they can instantly start a new thread on how boring my life must be.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

It's immensely upsetting.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

inevitably

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/q.php?i=jmg

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)

For posting some pictures and sparking up some conversation for a while?

WHAT A VILLIAN THAT JMG IS!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

Ha, didnt do it for any particular reason

other than he was cluttering up the board, and distracting me from desks..

(

Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

Who thinks this is the real reason?

Why isn't spacefish on block?

This user is RACIST.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)

hahaha, that's ace, that! *click!*

TJ:
You people are all far too neat. It's like you don't use your desks at all :D

Click for bigger (257 kb)

those are holly willoughby's tits btw.
You may also notice a half eaten bag of popcorn, an empty mini-cheesecake pot, and the remains of a chinese takeaway.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)

YES MORE DESKS!

EDIT: WHAT DOES THE SIGN BEHIND THE PIGGY BANK SAY?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

YOU FINISHED ALL THE BATTENBURG!

you rotter!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)

I posted a picture of full battenburg earlier and thats what started the desk pictures

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)

hahaha....

I think I have some bakewell tarts somewhere...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

I think tom o bedlam made a comment on how clean my desk was

and he posted one of him naked in a lamp on his desk, and so RDS was born :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)

After last week's tin foil hat day

I'll make sure I'll spend more Sundays on b3ta

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)

Haha, was that last sunday?

Wow, sundays got fun!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

Boredom can drive people to great creative exploits

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)

Sunday evening are often the best on B3ta

Sometimes Grey Kid posts and that's worth hanging around for as well as the usual Sunday night silliness.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

These desks have been going on since about two when I got back from tescos

Thats quite a deskathon

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

you have a fine assortment of toys and things and stuff

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)

I know

THE FOX ON THE WINDOWSIL IS MY FAVOURITE

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

the battenburg

is a nice touch - but you ated it all!

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

It was delicious and not very nutritious :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

wash some fucking cups you pikey!

and put that rubbish in the bin.

Belive me, I spent about half an hour tidying my desk before I took a photo of it.

And it still looks untidy.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

I only actually use one of them, the others are stuck in their place

Bin is full of wank

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)

ewwww! Filthy beast!

Is that what the tissues are for?

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

That and my horrific cold

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)

well you can keep that to yourself

thank you very much.

Still, cake is actually a cure for the common cold. This is a little-known fact.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)

Three, possibly four empty mugs

bog roll, toucan, empty Battenburg cake wrapping, something that looks suspiciously like garibaldis on the left.
A true B3tard!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)

Only 3 emptry mugs, the "4th" is a pot of sweet and sour sauce from a chinese about a month ago...

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*slaps Epiphany on back*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

Im just really fucking lazy :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

this is another good desk

clutter is good when it comes to desks

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

Does this count as a desk?

note addition of cat and domo

(

t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)

Cat is not desk D-

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)

but thats NOT FAIR

I don't have a desk, I only have a lap.

*sulks*

(

t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

Sorry, thems the rules

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)

I choose not to live by your rules.

rebellion!

(

t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

Tickle the cat! Tickle it! Tickle the cat.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

its staring at me

I think it's trying to communicate with me somehow

(

t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)

It's probably puking. Or thinking about puking.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

Awesome. A screen wipe.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

aw...

your cat is like mine but with shorter hairs.

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

we have the same laptop

except mine doesn't have little feet growing out of it

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

They're a customisation

you have to ask Dell nicely.

(

t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)

Haha things I learned today:

- most b3tans are complete sloths
- most of them also can't photograph for shit

sorry ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)

Things I leered at today:

Boobs.
My knees.
A radiator.
Dinner.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

What did you expect?

Jahled isnt about :P

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)

Is he a tidy chap?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

I dont know, but he takes good photos :P

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

blame my phone for the crappy picture; I like to blame my tools rather than lack of skill.

yes, i am a sloth. I hang from trees upside-down, and I move only when I have to.
My claws, however, are quite impressive.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

Do you also only come to the ground about once a week to take a shit?

I am just taking the piss, you did realise that?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

come down? dont be silly, I let it drop on unsuspecting passers-by

(I know, so was I :D)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

You are not an actual sloth AICMPGHFT!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

Hehehehe

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

your mouse is

looking at me funny...

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

It's possessed. Actually, it's microsoft, but I guess it amounts to teh same thing.

www.gadgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/microsoft-sidewinder-mouse.jpg

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

Finally! A place to store my fives and tens.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)

True!

My room is too big to focus on any one thing so this is a general view.
A close up would reveal some pretty messy habits.
I have 3 metres of desk space, rapidly filling.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

classic anglepoise

lamps ftw!

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

No lions: FAKE

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

But there are real lion paw prints on the small dog's bed

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)

you have a blue screen?

I bet you do the weather forcast in front of that

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)

Yes!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)

now that's just showing off :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

True

I love my media room. It has knobs, buttons, switches and sliders and lots of sound.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)

crikey!

it is a secret bond movie villians underground lair-room!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)

This looks foreign

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

very nice!

have a click.

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)

what's with all the desks, man

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

RDS

innit? Get yours out!

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

you're in b3ta.com/desks

(

Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

Where is your desk?!

HERETIC!

(

Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

Go on, post a picture of your desk

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

right, I will

like a bastard

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9273972

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9272941

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)

YES

(

Shada, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

My dinky little workspace... invaded!

Christ that last post was a big one... sorry about that.

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)

that cow-hide

cloth is lovely...

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)

Tipped it, skinned it and brought it home...

... all by myself.

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

Happy goal!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

:) smiley face.

:O not smiley faces.

Click for bigger (146 kb)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

wiggly gigglys!

what have you done to them?

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

flashed.

these guys are happier but there is nefarious behaviour in progress.

Click for bigger (160 kb)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)

I'm crap at these.

I never find Wally.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)

nice. they remind me of those spinny head fings

from one of the ghibli films (princess mononoke?)

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)

No idea, sorry.

You are way out of my cultural comfort zone there.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)

kodama

is the word you are looking for :)

(

ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)

NERD!

*points* ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

please

i'm a girl, it's got "princess" in the title

OF COURSE i know everything about it.

(

ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

YAY!

thank you, nerdo :)

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

slime mould

is fantastic - nice additions!

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

Much better,

I like the colours and the happiness. GMoS not required.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

i'm honoured to be approved by JMG!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)

It's the new 'front page'.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

lol?

(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)

this is lovely

and has been unjustly passed over in favour of desks!

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

Afternoon!

(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

Bring back JMG :(

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

*THE JMG NATIONAL ANTHEM*

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

HA!

Get in!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

I'm always in for some GMOS

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)

*waves JMG flag*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

HELLO NEW PERSON RDS WOULD BE BEST KEPT IN FEWER THREADS

_{nice desk cubby hole}

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

REAL THREADWASTE SUNDAY

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

Tbh, its better the most sundays

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

I know.

I usually piss off for beer, football and racing because it's boring as hell.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

Desks to the resuce

Fuck! Ive done nothing today!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

sorry my bad!

(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

you haz forrins plugs!

*gives up on the whole non new thread thingami*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

Is this what you all do, now?

At least have Babs in there. Or 2D.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

very orderly!

you've passed kit inspection.

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

that's a nice little desk space

i like how symmetrical it all is

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

DECKDESKDESKDESK

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

and now in 3d

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

WICKY WICKY DESK DJ! or something

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

So you're the one that took 2D's mike!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

Noice!

(

Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)

Yes !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

whoooooa

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

hey hey!

nice!

(

enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

*feels the pressing urge to join in*

MY CLUTTER MUST BE SHARED!

(

arrangedletters, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)

that mouse pad looks disgusting

(

Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)

now this is what i call a desk

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)

*is disgusted*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)

another one!

There is perfectly good floor space there. Put the tower on the floor where it was designed to go!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)

I feel dirty just looking at it!

Ha, only kidding, I like the podium for your moniter

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

Yay! Desk FUN!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)

GO AWAY JMG. YOU ARE DISTURBING THE DESKS.

TODAY WE ARE LOOKING AT DESKS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

Your speakers look friendly

can I stroke them?

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

THEY ARE CHEAP AND NASTY AND CUTE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

your speakers

clearly use alien technology

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

The center one holds my screen up.

The hinge on the back broke :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

I THINK YOUR EYES ARE BROKEN THIS DESK IS STRANGE

WHY IS THERE A POTATO/TURD ON THE TABLE BY THE MAUS?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

ALSO YOU SPEAKER SAYS SEALMAX

DOES IT DO KISS FROM A ROSE?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

SoniMax and no.

Also it is a wristrest.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

Hmm... I expected more chaos and randomness from your desk, Lemon.

SHAAAAAAAAME!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

You'll poo breezeblocks when you see it

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

Where is your desk mr dinosaur t-shirts?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

Buried somewhere under piles of crap

My desk is also my "Make weird stuff" workbench.
Apart from anything involving plaster, I make that in the kitchen.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

TOO MANY WORDS NOT ENOUGH PIKTURE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

It is a well old school desk.

There are inkwells at the back and the tops lift up. Inside there are magnets and a large pencil and some rivet samples.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

HELLO LOW COLOUR PNG.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

LOL I AM FORCING .PNG TO DO THE WORK OF .JPG

IT IS NOT WORKING OUT SO GOOD! ARGH.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

THey are the Lenony

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

GET IN!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

hahaha

crikey

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

argh shit no stop that you raging twatfarmers

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

More desks you say?

Free Image Hosting by FreeImageHosting.net

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

DESKDESKDECKS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

there appears to be a tiny little hammer in front of your keyboard

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

That my friend, is a pencil close to a rubber!

I'd post the sketch of my caek, but its a bit poo

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)

Is that it?

Crikey, you have no peripheral bits.
Where is the printer, Graphics tablet, items handy in case of board event, dirty plates, telephone, ~~nail file~~, decks, external drive, etc?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

Hello pot

Printer: Do not own/steal uni ones
Graphics Tablet: On the wish list
Board Event Items: Inside the desk
Dirty Plates: I wash things
Telephone: Used to take picture of desk
Nail File: Do not own, although there are some nail clippers to the right of the shot, behind the glue.
Decks: IT IS A DECKS
External Drive: Its all inside the case

Thankyou,
Write again soon.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

YES!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

HE WAS ALREADY ON THERE,

It was your GMoS/Listerine post on the screen.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

MORE GMoS! WITH BIGGER FONTS!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

get rid of the wrist rest, they bugger up your wrist

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

Really?

This one de-buggered mine so nerrr nerr nerrrr.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

The monitor binoculars are looking at me

MAKE it STOP

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

They capture my mindthoughts

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

You haz failed on the concept of 5.1 surround sound:P

Nice monitor toupé though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

Some of us are old school

and use an amp and old-fashioned hifi speakers.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

well done

*pats on head*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)

THERE IS NO WHERE ELSE TO PUT THEM >:(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

Well if you cut the cables

It would be very easy to put them on the chair you're sitting on!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

hurrah!

I can post my desk!

In other news, are the BBC taking the piss?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

I think you need more diet coke and pots of things

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

You can never have too much diet coke

and in common with many other b3tans, I take an inordinate number of pills on a daily basis, just to remain upright and sane.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

Hmmm..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

At least you didn't make Tom O'Bedlam's error.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

made sure all shiny things were removed

and put some clothes on.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

*put on shiny things*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)

this is a good desk

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

I like you, and I appreciate the sentiment

but it really is quite a shit desk, from Staples.

The keyboard pull-out thing is fucked, and falls off quite a lot.

I want a real desk.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)

sure it could be nicer, but it is still nice :D

i don't have a keyboard pull-out thing so i just keep a smaller desk under my big desk
desk

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

Thats a pea from earlier! Naughty walrus!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)

sorry :(

linked now

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)

what a terribly clever idea

I will have to investigate this in due course.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

your desk looks like one of those old wooden ones that opens

also your speakers are weird
also what sort of crisps are those
also what is that thingy on top of your monitor

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

Silly Wally!

Thems not speakers. Thems tiny helmets for ickle albino policemen!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

tiny albino policemen with speakerhats are the future of law enforcement

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)

It is, they are more crap than weird, what crisps?, microphone.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

excellent, that's a shame, bottom right, awesome.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)

They are spectacle wipe flavour

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

DESK

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

ZOMG

I have, like, the same laptop!

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)

:) Mine is going at the end of this month

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

WOW LOOK AT THAT CRT MONITER!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

COST: FREE

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

I got my old CRT for free when the backlight on my old laptop broke

it's in a landfill or been incinerated now :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

I'd rather look at that than

a poor, grainy LCD any day.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

curvy desk!

sexeh!

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

i also like this desk

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

Dell speakers!

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

DESK DESK DESK

desk

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)

Hello the colouring in nerds.

As you're all well aware, /talk is being shut down so we're all coming over here.
First rule of the re-taking of /board in the name of JMG will be the addition of GMoS to most of your pictures.

I trust you'll all get yourselves very excited at this news.

Please stand for the JMG National Anthem.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

How does it go?

Imposingly resonant, no doubt.

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zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

It's kind of a freestyle rap full of swearing.

The bass is a collaboration of punching sounds made against a child's face.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)

what?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

second

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)

Pretend I'm a girl.

It'll genuinely make massive inroads.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)

are you ready for the probable invasion?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

He's always ready for probing invasion.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

*Topless hugs*

*Sockless tea*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

*fist bonks*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)

I trust you're well and all that.

I myself have made an excellent financial gain in the past hour.
I invite you to my next samba party.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)

i was born ready

"i'm not asking if you were born ready, i'm asking if you're ready now"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

And you have a tail to put between your legs to return with?:P

No. That just sounds rude.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

Second rule of retaking the /board in the name of JMG. Post by yourself as everyone has him on ignore.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)

That sketch gave me cancer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

I can see things have taken a 4chan turn since I left. But that's OK.

The fun times can return with a bit of force and talent.

JMG's on ignore.
This shouldn't anger the easily upset.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

This is not a desk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

/\ THIS

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Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

I have noticed you these past few days

and believe you are suffering from low self-esteem.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)

Exactly.

That's the only reason plausible using internet logic.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

It's funny how the supposed closure of /talk falls so close to April the first.

HMMM. I WONDER.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)

YOU'VE RUINED IT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

OH NO.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

YET THE JOKE IS ON US!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)

It's on the 28th of March.

Come on.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)

No, JMG, you.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

It doesn't as count an April Fool unless it's between midnight and midday on April 1st.

Not, "at any time in the months surrounding April". That would be a plain old jest.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)

They'll shut /talk for a few days, then reopen it on April 1st with pink text and a blue background. Everyone will laugh. It'll be amazing. I'll shit myself.

HAPPY?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

Only if there's going to be jelly.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)

Quik Save for Jay Em Gee

Not fat as you will see...

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)

*PUNCHES THE SKY*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

That's your TV fucked then.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)

High Definition Submission.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

*some oh so hilarious retaliatory comment*

what is this talk/board thing that you talk people keep banging on about.... about?

I've not seen people on here talk about talk except when you pop up saying /board are wankers, /talk are ace, look at me, look at me.

Its a weird think to try and keep going. Do you not have other talents that you could be using your energy on?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

cunt him in the fuck

Toasty. I've got your back.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

Hold your horses. Here's Cagney and Lacey.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)

Pfft

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

When have I said board are wankers?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)

This is TERRIBLE internet.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)

it was an example of a derogatory comment that talk people seem to come over here to post

This time you chose "you colouring in nerds"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

I call them fat loners.

I call QOTW users liars.

Why can't people accept a bit of banter on here?!
:(

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

banter is fine

it's just people trying to make out that there is a divide between the boards that I find very strange.

Almost like they want to upset and annoy people, which surely can't be the case as that would only highlight their own shortcomings.

But enough of that, I'm off out, bye, have a nice evening.
Oh, and is talk really being shut down or is it a joke? it seems a bit of an ill conceived thing to do as all the talk people will have to sift through loads of terrible CDCs and stuff to find conversations now.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

I've always been a merge b3ta man.

Goodnight.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'm just hoping the powers that be

expand the size of the Ignore list to cope.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

Hahaha

As far as I can tell, I will only be adding one more to my list.
The /talk people seem to be 99.9% good eggs.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

Think of it as a creche for those who failed the entry exam to the cabbage patch:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

how do you not bore yourself with all this

or is it a genuine mental health issue?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

I think I may beat you to the ignore button with this specimen

In fact, I am astounded you haven't done so yet!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

Listen internet nobody. I'm incredibly popular with your cyber friends.

So if I can achieve such greatness without attending b4sh3s or woo yaying all the teenage girl's pictures possible, I'd say I'm doing a very good job of socially being accepted.
On your internet.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)

oh the latter then?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

Have you just resorted to typing your favourite words so as to get the last reply in?

:(
Come on internet!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

You're playing into his hands right now, you do realise?

He thrives on this stuff.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

This one time I lived in moist soil in the sun. I flourished.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)

For futher offline upset.

Imagine me bouncing up and down as my seat as I read these.
Go on. Imagine that.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

You're like a lava lamp. I enjoy this.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)

I'm not upset, I'm quite amused that while they're all throwing abuse at you

they're making this one of the most replied to threads on the board.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

Oh I know.

I've been around longer than JMG and I recall the times when he'd be lucky to get anything other than a 'fuck off' as a response as he was greatly annoying and quite despised.
Going to talk was the only thing he could do to re-invent himself. Sadly he's just reverted to his old ways and sits there, erect at all the attention he can garner by typing words at strangers.
I don't mind giving him a hard on with a reply now and again because it is infrequent. Should he offend my eyes daily he can join that huge list I have.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)

User 47,549 there. Telling us how it was, and how it IS.

*Folds arms. Gangster style.*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

Don't get too hung up on user profiles.

They can change for many reasons. I remain the same person I've always been though.
My last account had you on ignore for 2 years.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

You've fallen out with me before?

Surprise surprise.

I had no expectation of you being able to have fun even before this information came out.
:(

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)

I am with you on this yet admit to being guilty

but this is the only thread to which I shall contribute before I reach for the button.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

I'd like to agree with what my internet friends have said.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)

do you have a desk

and a camera?
I don't think I understand the third sentence of your post.

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enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)

Hahahahaha, yes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)

WHAT?

if talk goes who can we abuse :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

YOUR MUM

/ac

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

GOOD POINT, USER 50,346!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

I know I am!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

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