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# Seriously, Dawn...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is that a landmine?
...also: hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# or is it Terry's?
only one way to be sure...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# ask terry?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
right - lunch munchies.

Laters d00ds!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Gaaah!
Terryfying!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# wrong noms!

saddenberg cake :(
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooo
*my god that looks the colour of dead flesh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# oh dear god
looks very carcinogenic

.....*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# pate with marzipan
why has no one thought of this before?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# blleeerggh!
*sick in mouth*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# mmmmmmmm.... sounds like gooooood eatin'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Depressed cake?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ...depressing cake
cakes can't be sad, silly. *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# That gives me a great idea i may put into practice later.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# What? Make all tasty food look ill to prevent pilferage?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# great!
black spaghetti pie springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Nope the reverse:)
The Meatenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# oh yes!
do it... hard!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I will do. Possibly tonight.
Or when i can get me camera charged.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# haha
*awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# nicotine battenberg ftw!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# eew
that looks nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
'kin 'ell!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Will clean your house
AND bite your ears off, What's not to like?

Have a Woooo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# 'I didn't touch her officer'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# is it wrong to be aroused by this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# yes.
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Jebus! I just spent half an hour deleting 1200 mails from my inbox
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Pfft!
:D

Very nice, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
incredible, I would purchase your product
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Awful purchase in Tescos...
Image hosted by Hobofucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Tiptree Organic Chutney
is super nom lully!

But I would not like a lemonturd
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Is Chutney a sex thang?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# What?
Regards: Confused of Lincolnshire
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# no, too spicy and sticky
it stings the mimsy and gives you an unwanted wax job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# and another way to get sweetcorn trapped under the foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# true.
but i have been told it's quite satisfying to give the old todger a gentle squeeze and watch the kernels shoot across the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ha!
often thought that "imagine if you applied features of one part of your body to another" would make a good challenge.

a big roll top head foreskin would look great - good in the winter / inclement weather.

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# but imagine what bald men would look like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# well,
as a balding man, i find the thought comforting.

just don't get sunburn.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# only for earwigs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# the value range is cheaper
that's the one I always get, you compromise slightly on the taste but 8 out of 10 cats can't tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Now tell us how it is made for next weeks compo...

”How foods are made!”
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I could
but I'd have to burn my eyes out...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# DOES NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# My grandmother used to make us tiny pots of lemon curd
So small, you could probably get through airport security with them.

Really nice, but REALLY SMALL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# There is actually a good reason behind this
Home made Lemon Curd dosen't seem to last very long before going off. Smaller amounts better chance of using it all before it goes manky.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# That was made near me
therefore could contain my turd!

*looks for royalties*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# F & S

1900 x 1200(ish) version.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Deck the hall with boughs of some sort of prehistoric metallic sea animal
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *joins in*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Don we now our gay apparel
no laughing at the back- Woodesden I saw that, see me after.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# fucking nice!
woop! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# lose the two red balls
other than that -it's tres woo


*edit* by two red balls - I mean green and red ones
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Colourblind? Pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# no - just in a silly mood
just confirmed to bosses that I'm "happy" to take a 10% pay cut
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Bulk it out with stationary larceny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :-P
Edit: I don't know - some people, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# heheheh
ignore me!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *flounces*
It's way too late for that, young man.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# welcome to my world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *hugs* so would I have grey hair to you, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Not just to him ;)



(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Woooooow, cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# no no
it's not the absence of colour or the inability to see certain colours, just problems identifying, naming or seeing certain colours as distinct...

colour BLINDNESS is a very unhelpful term... it's more like dyslexia or colour confusion (in my experience anyway). You do get people who lack the photoreceptor which allow you to see in colour, but that's not me... I have the kit (most of it) it's just the signals get jumbled up in the thinking box.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Do you have to wear tinted glasses?
My cousin has something sort of like that. He has to wear green-tinted glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# nope
I's not a problem in the slightest in any situation other than those where they give you the follow the green dots colour blindness test... or if I were an electrician or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Or if you had to defuse a bomb.
Man on radio: "Cut the red wire."
"Fuck this!"

*throws bomb into orphanage*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Ooooh, how interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# so - as I understand it - day light (high light saturation colour) vision is performed by groups of
photoreceptive cells in the retina called cones. There are three types of cone, each is sensitive to different wavelengths of light and the combinations of reactions of these three types of cone allows for the spectrum of visible light to be experienced. For me (again - this is just my understanding of it) different wavelengths of light (which would cause a different combination of reactions in these cells in a normal person) are treated with the same reaction, and so to my mind are the experienced as being the same or very similar...

another aspect of it is that I was always very poor with colours as a young child (because of the colour blindness) and so have a natural aversion to thinking in terms of colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ha - perhaps I should be a teacher
/irony.blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# it's a really interesting topic
I'll look more into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D
one day the future will look like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Well, with any luck.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# its a chicken laying eggs
AICMFP
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# cheers make me look like a dick
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# your turbo porcupine appears to have shat an olive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *hates it when that happens*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# me too
olives are rank, but i'd rather not have a turd in my martini
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I like a dirty martini with nowt on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# i like any martini
especially when preceded by lots of vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Not a drinker, me.
Unless JPG's about. That's the only time I drink now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *bad influences*
more Champagne, ma'am?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Why certainly :D
Plus you never give me awful Champagne, which is another point of why I only drink with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# i'm not meant to drink anymore.
got utterly twatted at a familyb christening a few weeks ago. i was so pissed, i fell over the clothes drier, bentr it and got smacked in the head by it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# good lordy, where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# i have been internetless.
still am, but i'm in my mate's house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ahhh, well welcome back for the day!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# danke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# All sorted now.
Wouldn't want to upset Freebs....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# it might be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# How are you, lovely?
All well? Haven't seem you in AGES!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# i'm fine :)
down 11 stones at the last weigh-in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# PICTURES
*wishes to see*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# not yet!
i'm going away in may, so i will get a decent pic of me in a bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Awesome potatoes, have fun :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# i shall
there's a certain jamaican gentleman i shall be on the lookout for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# love eggs
So shiny

*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Shiny = good
Well, round here, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# bloody wanky cocktails.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# As ever, you speak the truth*
*or something.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# that is all kinds of awesomeness!
red eggs and green eggs? now if you watch danger mouse, you'd realise the interesting powers such artifacts hold. :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Had to lose the eggs,
They offended Freebs....

Thank you, sir!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yes, they make you younger or older.
the one where penfold has to sell his eyebrows is still the bestr, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# This is reminding me of a Future Sound of London music vid
I used to watch while "Differently mental stated"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# "having a nice time"
Like it, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Thank 'ee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Noice!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# oh my
I finally managed to scroll down this far. Superb work again jpg!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Great stuff as usual
What is this set of images for? Spill the beans please do :-D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Is that a hairball coughed up by a robot cat?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# shuriken metamorphosis
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Castanets
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit
guaranteed to clean even the trickiest of sea-bound mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# YES I AM OVER 18
although my IQ isn't
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# sounds like there's a story behind this
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Myfont > yourfont
I used that YourFont.com that was posted earlier [http://b3ta.com/board/9272760] and this is what I got:




Also, I think my "Latin Captial O with Stroke" or Ø is the best representation ever.




Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# The fuck is a BFM.
Big Fat Mongoloid?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# BFM IS AWESOME
BFM = BurningFeetMan, a fellow b3tan and the love of my life :3
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# So yes, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# =D
Why hullo thar!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hi gorgeous
<3
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *snuggles*
Can we do it in the butt tonight?! =D
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Yup
Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# WELL, BFF GLASNT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# awesome :D
now i can has fun at works yayy
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# what's all this then? A font from your own handwriting?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Pretty much
go to YourFont.com
Step 2 follow the instructions
Step 3 have an awesome font.
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# that's rather excellent... there are some interesting ways I could mis-use that site for a greater good.... Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# if you email someone they need to have ur font installed to see it :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Or..
Take a picture of it, like I did ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# 10,000 Posts!


Click for NSFW'ish (263 kb)

Also please vote for ”How foods are made!”

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# CONGRATU-MOTHER FUCKING-LATIONS
woo yay sir - what an impressive cock you have
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# AND MOTHER FUCKING JUBI-FUCKING-LATIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# pixel penis is not real cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Wobble wobble!

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I don't think that's you. :(
Damn I fancy some bailey's right now. Guess what I'm doing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Wanking over my cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# nope. sorry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Making Dr K3b/-\b's special baileys throat medicine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# no I general take whisky for throat problems.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I bought a cracking bottle of Dallas Dhu for a mate the other day
... didn't get a nip :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# cross him off the mates list.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# bill baileys?
if so, i'd suggest you are masturbating with a picture of the hairy one clenched firmly in your sweaty palm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I also need new shoes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# you can fashion some temporary shoes
from melon riunds and blu-tac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# mixing cement!
mouthfull of Baileys, then sip some lime juice cordial to sweeten it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Haha!
Chicken.
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# congrashulashuns wobbly fella!!
Mmmm waders
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I even took the time to wet her t-shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# grats to you, the wobbliest of blokes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# cockgrats matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Gizza kiss...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha nice shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# ^ I've had her!
1!

* So does that mean I can't post gain until I have my cock out?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# there are no rules as such
... also you can go back and delete posts from the past week and get your count down again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I always post with my cock out
I assumed that's what everybody did.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# cock out!
now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hello.
I agree with the cock sentiment. Just wait until I find my magnifier.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hello.
there are far too few cocks around lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I don't have a camera with a maco lens :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You just answered to one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# i often do
a faceful of cock first thing in the morning is a nice thing to wake up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# soon the day of reckoning will happen. when people will be impaled on the tip.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# GET ON WITH IT!!
*vinegar strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Does she teabag?
woo muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# pfft
nicely.

"The Girl with the PG Tips"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ah, the chimp with the pearl earring
a true classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *puckers up*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# top shop
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Pffffft
Good old Simon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# "She cannae bake it, Cap'n"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# we shouldn't have to put up with this crap..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I LIKE HORNE AND CORDEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# so when did you have your labotomy exactly?
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# About the same time I found out how to SPELL lobotomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *shrugs* they're still shit.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You are Horne and/or Corden
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# As a well wisher I insist you retreat to a safe distance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Nah, I'm over responding to the proles for anything but my own amusement.
:D before anyone starts stamping about, I am joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So do I
I find Tony Slattery quite funny at times too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hehe
I still think that film was one of the worst movies ever made. it just didnt make sense, like indiana jones new one.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# be fair
Steve Martin used to be an utter genius... I appreciate he's now just an embarrassment, but still... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# steve martin is about as funny as a new thread with a pic of a desk
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# That good?



(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# The Jerk, The Man With Two Brains, Three Amigos, Little Shop of Horrors,
Roxanne, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, LA Story, Bowfinger... these are all top draw performances.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# however.. now, sadly.. he is unfunny.
fact.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# well
he only makes shit films... I think he still has it in him to do good things if he'd just pull his finger out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# agreed.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Read an interview with him in Empire
He genuinely thinks that what he's done with the Pink Panther films is funny.

He's too old for all the stuff he did when he was younger. He's got no drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I blame LA
... comfort is the enemy of talent
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i'd forgotton about those
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# true true..
the jerk.. man with 2 brains. Brilliant. Now we get 'quality' *coughs* like Cheaper by the dozen and the pink panther. *puts head in hands*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I accept he's quite clearly deluded
"... Pink Panther... let's remake an already incredible film which caught one of the human race's greatest ever comics at the hight of his career in a role which suited him perfectly and is often held up as the zenith of what everyone in film and comedy should aspire to... and I'll do that. I'm bound to be as good as Peter Sellers..."

I blame whoever it was who didn't tell him that Bilco was shit and he should stop while he's ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# who are these people?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# some of them are funny
sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# The Corden bit with the England footballers was by far the funniest part of Red Nose Day*
* I know that's not saying much, really
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Ricky Tomlinson already did it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I saw Horne & Corden last night...
It was shite!

2 (oh bolox, I had better get my cock out soon!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I like quite Corden and Horne
Moyles can be amusing at times...same with Brand.

Steve Martin needs to stop accepting the first script that gets thrown at him.

Slattery was never funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# YOU LEAVE STEVE MARTIN OUT OF THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^THIS!^
the mans a genius
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# But but but but Steve Martin doesn't belong.
At least he has been funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# and could be again!
*starts writing a scrip for Steve Matrin...*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Fat does not necessarily equal funny
Yes Corden, I'm looking at you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Chris Moyles
Fat Unfunny Obnoxious Twat: FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ^This.
His humour derives from insulting anyone, to deflect attention from the fact he is a talentless fat cunt. This behaviour has probably stemmed from the playground to detract from his own insecurities.

And its all compounded by the troup of sycophants that hang around licking his ring, saying how 'wonderful' he is.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ...
word.
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# In other news
The pope is catholic, dogs bark, cats meow, and Graham Norton is gay
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# i think he only did it to hide his laughing
i do the same in meetings when i get the giggles
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# HA HA HA
get that man some glasses... and a less cheap suit... then bang him up for the rest of his short life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
This is Mr. J. Fritzl, of Austria. Mr. Fritzl is practising the art of not being seen. Mr. Fritzl, could you please remove the folder?

...

Mr. Fritzl has learned the first lesson of not being seen. Do not remove the folder.

Edit: also
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# What's the peeky hidy thing?
This shouldn't have made me laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# it's meant to be a terrryist
it was for the petty terrorism competition.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Ohhhh I thought it was some sort of pigeon....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# haha
it does look like a pigeon, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Bela Lugosi's Dad


Click for bigger (51 kb)

b3tabookofthedead.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# don't you usually shop these?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# GRR!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# GET OUTTA ME FLAMIN SHOP YA MONGREL REVHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# \o/
Think F.A.S.T :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hah, great minds!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# 1,055/n/a/Ipswich
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Farting and Skitters Terror?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# shit
you mean that granny i killed this morning wasnt a zombie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Nicely done
F- has his face fallen on one side?
A- can he lift both arms and hold them there?
S- Can he speak clearly?
T- Time to run the fuck away, the stroke zombie's out to eat your brains and forget who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hehehee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# *applauds*
very nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# thank you
kind sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Lovely Shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# "... I'll have his chips then".
Oh... DAD
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# :D
That's what I'd been listening to when I signed up
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# pffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# lordy, that's some good zombification, rev!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# very good sir
... do you ever worry that you might have magical powers of premonition and that everyone you've zombiefied may actually turn into a zombie one day...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# now that would be cool
goes off to shop the pope and gordon brown :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# that's His DAD?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# i think it maybe a lie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# lies in teh internet...?
is b3ta run by the people who run Wikipedia now or something - is that what's going to happen to the talk board?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# One can but hope.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# woo
how pretty
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hehe
ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# BE NICE TO THE CLEANERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# yes
do they are lovely people :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# It'll be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# maybe it will
i hope so
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ^ I had her!

3
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahahha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
I have the gel ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# o god
don't mention the gel
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# wow
that is disturbingly well shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# too kind!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# SAFE ROOM UP AHEAD!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# mmmm
safe room! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# have!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Well would you...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Nope
and not even if she had her normal face on. She's got legs like an old, skinny man. Yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# you may not enjoy the LadyBoys of BangCock as much as you hope then
www.veryfewcurves.com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# No, I'm going willy spotting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# again... don't get your hopes up
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# There's got to be a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# they don't flap them about though
... they're well hidden... it's not like a drag show with hot pants stuffed to ripping point with throbbing members
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I KNOW
I've groped a ladyboy before. I was told to, I hasten to add.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# :D
"come here and grope this lady boy..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Pretty much :D
I think it was more 'Grab her crotch. Just do it. No, she doesn't mind. SEE?!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# that was very much the technique I employed
to woo Mrs. UnderCover... she was having none of it though, good Catholic that she was...

*eyes glaze over in reminiscence*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Sounds like a normal night out in Kennington...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# "... it's for comic relief..."
"wait... wasn't comic relief last weekend...?"
"DON'T question it, just grope the ladyboy and then give me money..!! NOW"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# everything works with a brown paper bag
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# nice boots!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# that person has the arse
of a 12 year old boy... someone please give her a sandwich and make her eat it... or rub it on her arse or seomthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# shes basically a skeleton
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hahahhaaa
eat - eat - your skin and bone! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# fucking hell aye
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Uuurrgggh.
Some shit I did on a touchy pad which isn't worth a thread:



On that note: I SHOULD WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# That's really nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Dya think if I take this sketch to the hairdresser and tell them I want my hair to look like this, they'll do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# well I like it :)
So I added some facial details to it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# she needs a good feeding
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *Unbuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# that's just plain WRONG
those steps look all weird
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hmm
(jusdorange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Blink was a good episode.
Leave the poor girl alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# No idea about blink
but ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# She has been hours from death for many days now
Which I find amusing in a headline sort of way as we all are hours from death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# the prostitutes in the boot of my car certainly are
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Oh dear.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I didn't hear any objections from you at Friday's 'cleansing' session
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Shhhh!
Dont' tell them all!

*indicates the rest of the /board*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# It's like the Frankie Boyle gag.
How many dead prostitutes can you fit in a garage?
Two more if I move the bike.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I keep mine in the airing cupboard
it keeps them plyable
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# It's a kind of 'Biltong' thing, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Mmmm
*tears off stripper*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *mmm rubbery*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I need a bigger shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Since when?
didn't you know everyone lives forever, it's just that breathing, drinking, eating, walking, sitting, running, driving, thinking and talking kills you.

Or that's what you'd think listening to the news anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# 30p well saved that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# final hours
have they given her a definite death time?

Jade - you've got until 12.32, and that's it

Joking aside - I feel for her kids - I really do
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Her kids, her mum, her husband
never mind what they're like as people, nobody should have to bury a 27 year old. The wife's 27 and.... :S. Don't even want to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'm 27 :/
I don't want cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I know you are, pet.
You won't do, you're a healthy young chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *wheeze*
yep... so I keep telling myself. When I cough up a big brown phlegm, I think: "Well, I'm probably healthier now than I was when it was in my lungs."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# You have to keep smoking
everyone's leaving me and you have nicer fags than I do so I can nick them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I am going to quit.
Sometime before summer... the "quitting before the end of January thing" didn't really work at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *moans*
after may though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hm... I'll only be giving up fags, and even then, will probably smoke a little when drinking...
if I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I do care about your health really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# smoke a piiiiiipe
a) it's awesomely cool
b) the backy you can get is incredible
c) significantly less chance of getting lung cancer (although mouth tongue and teeth are still on the cards, but no more so that with tabs)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# ... although real smokers don't take you seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *does a wee dance*
*diddly dee diddly dee*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# well deserved.
we were shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# it was a rubbish game from both teams to be honest
but..


WAAAYHAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I thought your lot were less shite.
At least you had someone who could win a fucking header.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Show him the link, D.
I'm off oot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# what link?
[edit]

boo can't get youtube here :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# This one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c&feature=PlayList&p=14A9818CACCE9C31&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=55

save it for home then, it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# will do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *reconsiders love for haggis*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# snap out of it man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *remembers I have leftover haggis for dinner tonight*
yum! Lungs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# unless that was a lung
you're probably right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# My mum was 36
That wasn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Exactly.
*hug* sorry pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I'm sorry, squire
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ^ this
Josef Fritzl trial starts today

Lets weigh things up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Tuesday 12:30

/£10 bet


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# arf
Celebrity Victim in the 12:30 at Kempstow

She's like a sort of celeb jesus, isn't she? Dying on the cross for our sins
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# poor jade..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Jade is dying? Holy shit, I must have missed that one
kinda funny when you think about it... You know, leaving behing 2 kids, a husband and all that. And poor old Max Clifford, who's he going to financially milk when she's on her way to teh next plain of existance?
More to the point, who can we all laugh at when she's gone? Patrick Swazye? PANCREATIC CANCER! HAHAHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# The most painful one going, which is just fucking hilarious if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# my auntie died of cancer a few days ago
strange she wasnt in the papers every couple of days - oh thats right she wasnt on some shite tv program where she got her tits out (not that i know of :) )
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Good morning b3ta

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# nicely drawn sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I DONT GET IT
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# IS SHE HAVIN A POO
THATS ALL SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# she has a funi hed.
like an iron did it flats
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# you haven't pointed out the excessively small left arm
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# i like that bit
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# i also like eggs
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :)
Ah good good
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I thought
that bit was foreshortening or some such arty nonsense :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It is meanto to be shortened due to the perspective
but I just couldn't get it to look quite right
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# No
she isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# It's like lacrosse
Only in a Pre-Rapaelite cartoon stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I like being described as Pre-Rapaelite
It makes me feel special
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# there is nothing specific to get
it is just a drawing of a generic fantasy character
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Is that in Elwyn Forest,
as she's on the way to Goldshire?

*nerd-fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# could be
but it could also be any forest from any other fantasy game
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# she's about to be raped
by a taxi driver
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# who isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ... some sort of Unicorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# i'm lolling
out load
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# you talented scamp, you!
top drawage, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# why thank you sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Lovely colours and tone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :) thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Oooh, I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# This reminds me
of the playing cards from Talisman, the board game for nerds-who-didn't-get-that-heavily-into-AD&D.

I used to love Talisman I did.

*nerds out*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Woo!
I likes a girl who can handle a large staff.... fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# He doesn't understand, he's watered and put them in a semi-shaded location...why wont they grow?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Th@s gud but can i make a sugestin?
Why not use PAINT and try to get the whole fing dun in less than a miunte. It wud look egdy and hav appeel.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# It's what I do
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# GUD 4 u
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?
DID YOU COME ON A BUS? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT COLOUR IT WAS?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I LIKE EGGS.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# DID YOU BRING A PACKED LUNCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :D
watched battenburg never boils... which is a good thing. Don't blink!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# much better than waiting for the sprouts to battenberg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# He has amazing will power
If I were planting them they never would have made it to the pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Did he put marzipan in the water?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# No just a spinkle of sugar
(he's trying to avoid marzipan blight)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# wrong type of soil, obviously.
heheh, woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Did he slightly peel the marzipan first?
It helps the germination process
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Ah, the famous Battenburg plant
Created in 1802 by General Von Fatcake, the General was looking for something which could quench his hunger for cakes, while he himself enjoyed his hobby of gardening.
He employed his best men to track down leading gardeners and the best scientists Britain, and during the "Women's Fest" in Dudley they happened upon a way of combining the two into what we now know is the Battenburg plant.

Nowadays it's a plant for fatties, normally found in offices about the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# sadly not the one I am in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# same here
I'm fecking starvin, me is :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# me too
I need to find a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I admire your patience.
Could you spare some seedlings when they get going?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# If they ever get to the flowering / fruiting stage
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# You're very kind, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# it doesn't work unless you splice it with another plant that has a developed root system.
A friend of mine successfully spliced a strawberry plant with a hops plant. The resulting brew was impossible to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I should point out that this idea of 'splicing'
is simply slicing a nice long diagonal cut on the stem & sticking a similarly sliced plant on top. From a similar genus.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# cellotape is made from cellulose and is fine for taping plants together.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# KIDS:
Experiment at home! Just remember that if it dies you kill two plants and if it survives you still kill one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Unless!
You use the other offcuts to make another! If it fails, still two plants, if they live, no plants have to die!
Yay save the plants
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# VEGETARIANS:
Please stop eating all the plants.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# what do you use do draw so beautifully?
what program i mean. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's always nicely done innit
I'm guessing a drawing tablet is involved
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# They are drawn in illustrator
on my battered 9 year old* (NINE YEARS!) Wacom tablet.


*The oldest computer peripheral I have ever owned...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Awesome
that has set my Monday off to a good start :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'm sorr sorry but there's a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# TOOOO SOOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Now stop throwing your airfix kits at my Battenbergs!!!
I bet the paint and glue is hardly even dry either!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# My nose followed went with it
/Adrian Mole blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Solid gold watering can?
Woo as always, sir!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Woo
Does it have an 'ology?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *shakes head*
*steals teabag*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# poor bee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Needs must
We're out of teabags at work and I have no money on me as I spent it all buying milk and sugar for the office.

Am currently telepathically willing my boss to go for a fag break and buy some teabags while she's out
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *faxes teabags*
That'll work, won't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *goes to fax machine*
Dammit! I forgot to replace the tealeaf cartridge!

It's OK though. My Open University "Become Derren Brown" course is paying off as the boss has just gone for fags and tea.

Success!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# remember to use your power mostly for good
and entertainment... and laziness... and tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# the magic of fax
I'm on coffee #3 for the day...


no biccies though

could you fax me some biccies?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# They should be in the UPS parcel with the cuddles...
Don't you ever go down to reception?

*tuts*

I ask you....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I've not had a coffee for 3 weeks now...
*yawns* it's boring not doing what you want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I had my first coffee since november today
I'm going back to the iced tea tomorrow. Maybe I'll drink coffee when winter hits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
pah - wasps bring the pyramid bags so that the tea can circulate better

*draws diagram*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Teabee teabee
why wont you visit me?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# it's been on the decline since like 1904
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *does special calming breathing*

i will never ever let bt put any services into my home.
*remains calm*
*but only just*

Nicely, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I think I'd quite like a worker bee in my kitchen, fetching up teabags.
He can make honey in his spare time

*doesn't drink that much tea, really*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# you should drink more tea
everyone should -- it's the best way to save the economy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hehehehehe, brill, bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# :)
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Egg cellent :)

and good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Wow!
You can't see the join
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Kill it
With fire and holllleeee water!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Holly water you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Absolute win!
Would furiously!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I've been banned from all ITV studio audiences since this incident
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *saves to personal folder*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# First time I've actually seen one waiting to cross at one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# The lights appear to be out
he'll be waiting there a long time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# but the car has stopped
Dilemma - to cross or not to cross?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Not a BMW driver
you're safe to cross
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# \o/
Ninj is here!!!!!

*parties like it's 1879*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *doffs top hat*
I say Sir

shall we retire to the smoking room and leave the ladies to talk about sewing and suchlike?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I'll have Ms Petherbridge fetch the port.
Care for a Sullivan, old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# can I tempt anyone with a nice healthy dose of laudinum and
absinthe?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# oh go on then
the breakfast dishes have been cleared away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# LOOK WHAT I'M FORCING THE WIFE TO GO TO
www.aylesburycivic.org/variety.php?id=658
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# that thumbnail is confusing me
should I be aroused or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# just as well then really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It upsets me when you're not.
The world takes on a melancholy tinge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# *rubs*
*spreads peace*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# 0_0
Do they do show tunes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Who cares?!
LADYBOYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ok......
The ones I saw in Bangkok just scared the bejeezus out of me, hence my ambivalence.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# This is AYLESBURY, though.
Not Bangkok. Aylesbury. Ladyboys. Like it's all normal. In Aylesbury.

We don't have interesting things happen often round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Well, that's clearly nonsense - you live near there.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hah, in there more like
and I stay at home because the Ravaging Hordes roam the streets (chavs).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# But then, that sniper rifle you got for Christmas comes in handy with the
'population control', doesn't it?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Oh don't tease me
there's a reason I don't live in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'll bet one reason would be that
the food shops are completely rubbish. Which they are.

Florida Keys - Marathon, nipped out to the local supermarket, and I thought, we're in the right place for some fresh fish or seafood.

Not a hope - only frozen stuff, we should have just gone fishing, ffs!
And the cheese.... Oh God..... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# That and I'd be allowed to own guns.
Not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yeah, I'd taken that as a given...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# :D
they live in the park around the corner from our house during the festival... they're rather convincing - except for the lack of hips (and arse) on most of them...

I hope you have a great time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I'm dead excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# have you heard what 'suchlike' consists of these days?
dorty hooers the lot of them!

they all need taking in hand and be administered a jolly good spanking. Each and every one of them!!

*rubs gout*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# It's disgraceful!
I shall be having words with the Adlerman about it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Mornin JP!
I say sirrah where would one find that fine Lager you generously
pointed me in the direction of?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Messrs Waite & Rose purvey that fine concoction.
If you have one nearby. Good branches of Oddbins, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# It's as big as a car!!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
there is something very wrong about pelicans... There are too many videos of them about trying to eat things they shoudnt...

pigeons, rabbits, cats....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Excellent work
Pelican are also an excellent, excellent band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# It's a pretty good beer, too
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Pelican objects and people FTW.
You MUST watch that sketch I linked, it had me rolling on the sofa and clapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I shall investigate, ma'am....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yay!
Please do a zebra one?

*has a hankering to see a zebra*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# egg shell ant!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Glee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I do like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Is /talk really closing?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Of course it isn't.
You silly horse.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# So you can stop with the pics then?
;)

or at least learn to draw a bit better.
I never post hand drawn pic cos i can't draw either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# THEY AR GR8 PIX AN YOUR EYES ARE GAY FROM CANSWER
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# ...redexing here....
but then again, internet here is screwing up for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# it's beautiful man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# :D A FRESH KIND OF MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I know my body clock's all out of sorts 'cos of a weekend bout of insomnia
but I thought the gay shift ended hours ago
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# that's so deep, man.
you're like a visual poet.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

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