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[challenge entry] YAY!
Thanks to every one who voted for me (sobs) and special thanks to The Hedgehog From Hell

Also, well done Happy Toast for winning last weeks Rocket Propelled Animals Compo!

How k3b/-\b are made
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# we all love you wobbly flobbly popply
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Thanks...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Breakfast, anyone?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# :)
this is both informative and highly sexual
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# ewww!
but you would
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# splutter!
Actually eating porridge as I read that.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Guten 'ning beautiful b3tards :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# He is coming?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# ZALGO
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# OR IS IT

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Haha oh dear
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# HE COMES
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# If I do enough of these
will they become an hilarious meme?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I expect so
*whispers Drago*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# lumbago
winnebago
etc etc
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ALDI
TESCO
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# only if you can make others copy you
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Hahaha it Jall!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# .....
*wanders off to fridge to bin the Coleslaw ham and mustard rolls he has in there......
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# ooh soz
my bad :(

I think that could happen a lot with this compo
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I'm not looking at another sausage until April.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# No worries :)
I figure that visiting B3ta while there is a food based challenge on might mean you end up viewing a few foodstuffs in a new light...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Nice moobs
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hmmmm
ningles
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Mogguh
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# goeddeeeuhmorruguhhhh
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I already have coleslaw orderd as part of my lunch
I will enjoy it all the more now
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
#















(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# That's lovel.......
...thud!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# yay
Embroidery the Erwin family still fear.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# arrrrrrgh. wierd arse space invader.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Wierd arse space invader????
...I think I have seen that on DVD
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# you're hurting me!
not really, it's neatoriffic!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# why i am i up so early

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Can I get a scowl-cat?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# never!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
#
Edit: Just clocked there's a pic there (www2.b3ta is blocked at work)

View source+copy+paste-"www"+"s"=win \o/
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# STINKEYE!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# sinister cat is sinister
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# that is hypnotic!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Looks like a Tenori-on gone ghosty/alien.....
:D

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# But does it....

er...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The daily Marmite harvest....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahha
I love Marmite, in fact I might go and have some on piping hot toast to sort out my flu ridden throat
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# When can I call round
Marmite on Hot Toast is the best

I've also got a dodgy throat today
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Are you coming on to him?
Have honey also.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I do hope so
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I'm working from home today, come round now
I'll put the tea on
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I'll be there in 5 hours
:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# right'o
I might have gone out by then, apologies in advance if I have


:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Have a second slice with honey - natural antiseptic
and yummy
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Gaaah!
I'm doing a dog shite marmite one!

woo.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmmm......
:D

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# FECK!
NO!!!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Again
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Been sodding working on it since last night too.
Fortunated I haven't got round to the marmite bit so I might just do nutella:P
You'd be the one to know. WHen making transparant animated gifs, I take it the only way is to export the frames as images and make individual cells?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Not sure what you mean....
I use Photoshop and tick the transparency box when I "save for web".

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# nononon
For example the MC Hammer one that has appeared on various backgrounds. To make it I'm suggestion you'd have to take each cell and remove the background by hand frame by frame.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# sounds about right
but I do things all the wrong way and am still looking for that magic animation package to solve everything, basically Animator Pro for the 21st century.
I loved Animator Pro, best thing ever, damn you Autodesk, make it again!

Damn you, I'm remembering the good old days now! It had a sprite placing tool, where you could have the whole MCHammer animation as a brudh and you'd just click on each frame and it would paste down the next frame of that animation, painting animations on to other animations, it was so fricking easy!

Does anyone here make their own graphics software, mail me and I'll give you a breakdown of what needs making! we'll be rich!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Thinking from an engineers point of view the theory is pretty basic.
It's like green screening but in reverse. You'd define an initial target area and palette within that parameter.
Then frame by frame you could define a maximum range of field change therefore eliminating all colours within the palette range and outside the shape definition. After that it's just be about sorting out any common factors in both definitions or writing an equation/code that would clear that up for you.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh! now that is sickening....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# hahaha I love this!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I like this.
i don't like marmite.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# MOLE!
I trust Morrison's own brand yeast extract is not made like this?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# "Yes, Luke... cancer does run in our family..."
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)
# brave jade's courageous battle still not over?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Jade, Jade?
Who the fuck is Jade?

EDIT: NING k3b/-\b!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Jade Goody, famous for dying of cancer.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Oh...
Would
I've Had Her
I bet that tastes salty
Norks
Yea but does she tile

Have you seen her k3b/-\b!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:31, archived)
# I heard it's a bit of a wreck in there...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:35, archived)
#
Can it be milked?

Her death and suffering still funny then? *takes notes*

Morning b3ta!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Well done on the image challenge result
but 'I've had her' is mictoboy's
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha "What she said"
and thank you
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Is it wrong I feel sorrier for Liam Nielson?
and that's bindun sooooo many times.

'ningles all.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Not at all, the sudden shock of someone beeing fine then dead is filled with far more confusing thoughts and feelings
Disbelief and having to come to terms with a very sudden removal of a person from your life is horrible.

Being told you have x amount of time to die while horrible in one way, at the very least gives you time to prepare and come to terms with it.
Still don;t get why Jade has to sit and suffer/be unconscious on Morphine. If I was Max Cliifford, aside from stabbing myself daily, I'd take this opportunity to get the nation to accept euthenasia. If "Jade's plight"TM could encourage greater screening against Cervical Cancer AND stop the pointless suffering of thousands of elderly and sick people, then she really would be worth the press coverage she's been getting.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Haha
"stabbing myself daily" :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# No would have surficed:P
I know what you mean though.

'ningles fella.

I bet Clifford is pissed off though. Jade only got FP of the Sun. Redgrave got the rest.


EDIT: Aktwally you're also the person to ask.
www.b3ta.com/board/9286265
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# If she is high on morphine she is not suffering
Voluntary euthanasia is the first step to compulsory euthanasia
If Mrs.T had stayed another term as pm then the old age pension would have been a bullet in the back of the head
anyone who now wants to die can go to Switzerland, very few do (and Jane Goody hasn't)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Yeah my granny went the way she would have wanted to.
Hug morphine suppository.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# What is wrong with the simple concept of choosing to end your own life?
If I've got a fatal illness, that will render me useless and a burden to all those around me including the state and the medical profession, then there's no way I'd want to hang around. Let people die with dignity, not in extreme pain or a puddle of their own bodily fluids.
Sure get at least 2 doctors opinions, make sure the person isn't rushing in to things and is unaware of magical miracles in modern medical science, but why make people suffer?

Even if Jade wasn't in pain due to the morphine, she still is in such a state that she won't allow her kids to see her or people to visit. So she's literally laying there waiting to be dead. It's stupid.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# It is easy for someone to kill themselves
It is wrong to expect someone else to do it
I dont see anything wrong with assisted suicide,nor with relatives switching off life support systems, but I am totally opposed to euthanasia (voluntary or compulsory)
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# I'm just gutted
that I can't come up with some funny Natasha Richardson is dead pun.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# A first step to what?
I really think it isn't. I think it's desirable that in some cases, people have a way out of, as our law states it, 'unbearable and hopeless suffering'.

The Netherland have a form of 'legalized' euthanasia for years now. It's wrong to say it's completely legal, but there will be no legal actions against the doctors if the procedures were taking into account. It is a very strict system of having to carefully consult several doctors, and you have to have made your statements about wanting to die while you still were of a good mind.
Doctors who don't follow the rules are prosecuted for murder, so you see why it is in their interest to fully comply to all the rules.

There's an excellent Dutch film about the subject, Simon. If you're interested.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# A first step to compulsory euthanasia
more "Harold Shipman"s working for the NHS as "geriatric consultants"




/dons tin foil hat
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I don't see how that works
Do you mean euthanasia as ordered by the government?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# JADE IS GOT CANCERS! LOLZ!

ningles everyone!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Curling tongs £10
Genuine reason for sale
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Is that the
GamesMaster?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# ha ha! yes!
just needs a monocle
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Hello

and goodnight :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Nice
and sleep tight.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# She is melting
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Bubble gum
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:09, archived)
# I like your artwork mofaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
#






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# what the hell is going on with the links board?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)
# ignore roaneah and all will be well
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 6:14, archived)
# nawty neil simpson.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:13, archived)
# arghh
I knew setting this as my background was a bad idea...

*spacks out*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)
# java applet loading
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry] beefs
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Hahah
Nice :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 5:40, archived)
# Haha, nicely!
:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# haha, very good
but I think you could have added one more!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ...and one more
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# "You want me to what?" said Bert
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Haha!
I also like the bloke winking in the background
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# moupe's ftw
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)
# When you get home you better have my Money!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)
# PIMP MY GROVER!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Where's the darts and balloons at ?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# She needs all the support she can get
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Is this a pea or am I going mad?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# No pea but it did bork my computer . . .
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I THINK SHE'S GETTING ANGRY
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# She's angry and frustrated because she hasn't had a good kiwi in years...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# SOME FUN!
 

 
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# is that john hurt in drag?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# gazoonga's!
holy pulsating mammary glands batman!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Time to reboob !
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# you just did this so you could edit the sauce pic
i nose these things. good source. nice source
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
[challenge entry] meat....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# :o
I'm never eating that stuff again!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# lovin the ham
mmm...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# 'love' ham...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# If that is Slopped..
It is bloody well done!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
#


:p
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Don't do this again.
It took me ages finding all those proxies to make coffee win the last one.


edit::// foiled into revealing my subterfuge by a ruse.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Hahaha..
I tried that too.. gave up when PG started throwing a fit :p

EDIT: and on that, g'night :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# g'night from me too.
1 last film to upload and then bed I think. To watch a film ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Tea
but as I'm listening to Blur - Coffee & TV it has to be coffee.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ahahah!
*coffee meets monitor*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Coffee! At this hour? You'll never sleep!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I always finish the night on coffee
admittedly with a huge slug of whisky in it but hey.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I wasnt asking you! ;)
I need to have less tea, only 4 cups today, but thats probably why I have trouble sleeping my 7+ cups a day
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# urrg
tea!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# >:(
I dont want to get into a coffee - tea argument right now

What's better?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar


OH FUCK THIS IS CLOSE!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# don't know off hand
and coffee is also few and far between. I am a beer and wine man in the majority ( but I do like a port and brandy most nights )
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I drink lots of tea, lots and lots and lots
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Me too..
Twinnings 'Everyday'.. gone through two bulk bags in as many months
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# We've gone through 2 80 packs in as many weeks
and there is only 2 of us who drink it in the house
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Ulp.. I just checked the bag in the kitchen...
2x 320 bags in under two months.. and it's just ME who drinks it.

No wonder I need a tooth whitening kit!

EDIT: brb.. gone t'put kettle on
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Mine need whitening.... I blame it on the tea!
Thats about the same rate as me tho I think

Tea FTW!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I don't take sugar though.
So, it's all good fluid in-take (I can piss for Britain)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I take 2....I should really try to cut back....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Same mug all day? (great flavour build up)
Or a heap of washing up (if you are posh enough to own that many cups?)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Same mug past week
Rinse every now and again
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# In one of past jobs, I knew a guy who didn't wash his mugs for over a month at a time..
I wouldn't mind, but it was one of them soft plastic ones!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Thats quite bad!
Ive got 3 mugs on my desk, Ive only been using one, Im just too lazy to take the others downstairs and clean them
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# i really want tea now
only got bloody decaf, what's the point?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Get out,
Why would you buy that shit!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# this
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# girlfriends.....
peh!
(edit): it's either the decaf or a selection of utterly terrible "fruit" teas! which is worse?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Cunt
Fuck
in
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# thanks for the instructions.
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# don't lie, you're a meths drinker and you know it
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# coffee sweets
fucking disgusting!

only worse food I've eaten was hedgehog flavoured crisps back in the early 80s
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# this is very true
sleeps needed, work on the morrow...argh!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Haha....work! :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# yeah...work?
that's for people who like money and stuff and food.
loosers! ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I like money stuff and food
But Im still learning things
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# haha...learning
that's for people who like knowledge and information and facts...
cleverers.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Or people who thought they wanted a job, but after 4 years of learndeding they realise they dont want one yet
and want to dick about in forrin cuntrees
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# oh you mean
skivers?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# No I'll still have my fancy MEng to flash about
but no meaningful job to use it with....so yes :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# oh, i like dikun around in abroads places
currently tryin to get over to cambodias.
can i get a grant?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# No I needz mai munnez 2 go 2 skandinaveeya in da summerz
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# We have a villa in Malta. Can you
clean pools? ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Yes
I'd do that!

As long as I could bring a friend
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I don't go. My parents ,
My sister, her kids, my Mrs and the boy usually go in summer and I get some sailing in. Trust me. You'd rather work on a Nazi Kibbutz than have my old man treat you like his house-boy.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Cant you cunt them in the fuck and give me the keys for the summer? :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# would he keep me in the basement?
and bum me up and stuff?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i'll clean poos
to stay in a villa in malta
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# \o/
Poor baby!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHH FUCK YEAH
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# This cheered me up
ive added billy bear meat to my shopping list
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# been done i think
still good though
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# danmit
I knew it was too obvious to have been unbindun.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I looked, it hasnt
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# well not in this competition
might even have been an animated gif.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Oh ok then
I retract my previous statement
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# i could be wrong
best to let it be f.p'd and let the people decide. i'm fair like that.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# It's the sinister look in the middle frame that makes it
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# well if it has bindun before, compo or no.....
i'm sowwy for le mindpiss.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# ive seen it before
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# It has bindun and it has been fp'd
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I had this front paged way back in 2005
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Yeah
I recall it -- pearoast for compo now!

Well done.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Yeah it has been done, but a bit differently, and not for this compo.
This is still good.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Excellent stuff
:-)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Spamface the bear!
Ees what my flatmates and I call it!

(First post. Last post?)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] parsnips are my favourite vegetable


Click for bigger (24 kb)


And that's how babies carrots are made :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# awwwwww
 
glorious.
woo!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Haha I like this!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I have glorious ideas of the bit in between
but I think i need to sleep...

goodnight!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# orange u glad you posted that
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I like this mightily. I will now leave and touch myself with vegetables.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# yay!
thankyou all!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# awww
2 veg to go with my meat. yum.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# and very fresh too
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# awww sweeter than orphan kittens
clicks
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Arf!
You'll do well here ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# oooooh
i hope so
:D
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)
# First pix from teh new Potter movie zomg!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# haha
i like this
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# thx
took a while!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# excellent
"Does he look like a witch?"
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# best reply of the day ;D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# ahaha
brilliant
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Ah, but what else floats on water?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
WINS everything
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# haha!
nice.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# tj
does anyone in america know what u.k time wednesdays southpark finishes. /looking for things to watch.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# It starts in 55 minutes. It'll be around for download an hour or two later.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# damn piece of shit time difference
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
#
Theres new house
Family Guy
American dad
Maybe How I met your mother....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Also, The Big Bang Theory, and The Simpsons.
The 4th Futurama movie is out too.

Edit: Flight of the Conchords too.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Futurama movie is OK
Ooohh its lost tonight aswell.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# It's not the best out of the four, but it was entertaining enough.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# It was thoroughly watchable
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# the one with the space golf ?
i enjoyed it.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Yes that one
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# there's something weird about the futurama movies
i can't put my finger on. maybe its a cheapness of the animation or something. maybe a bit rushed looking.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Futurama works better as 21 minute episodes rather than stretched to 90 mins
really loved how the tv series had a timeline, I've had enough of the Simpsons re-writing their characters past almost every episode
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# One think I have found is that the simpsons gets funnier with age
I've found it a lot funnier recently for some reason
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# They arnt complete, you're always wanting something more
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# This new one has
simply set the scene for a whole new series in another world but with the same characters. And I'll say no more.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# i haven't watched any new simpsons in years actually
due to them not being on terrestrial. are there any good episodes ?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# The newer ones aren't great. Watchable, just not great.
Worth streaming. Not worth a download.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i think this is a good option
wtso.net/ seems like a nice site for that.

thanks for the idea
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Cheers for that - I'll keep it bookmarked.
I tend to use Surfthechannel.com for most things. If not, I'll go to mininova.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# The Burns and the Bees
best episode of season 20 and greatest episode in quite a while
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# i shall watch it now
you have decided my next 25 minutes.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Penny *knock* *knock* *knock* Penny *knock* *knock* *knock* Penny *knock* *knock* *knock*
:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!!!
/ac
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# is it bad I identify with that character a bit?
funniest episode was when Leonard's mum came to visit & got on like a house on fire with Sheldon
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I dont know if Ive seen that one
/only seen on the telly blog

But I think its bad that I get the geek jokes, not just because they are geeky sounding...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Here, a gift for you:
' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '

Some apostrophes. You can use them sometime if you'd like.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I cant be arsed to use them you pedantic twunt ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# In th't case, I'll o'er use th'm.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Are you from yorkshire?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Look, s'n, some'ne g'tta use the'e d'mned th'n's.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# don't worry, I also get the geek jokes
on second thoughts, worry! ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# *worries*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Ohhhh, Kaley. <3
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Great, now I'm just going to watch the new futurama movie instead of doing work tonight.
Thanks A LOT tittyhat!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# As if you wanted to work anyway.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I did due to needing to do something with my life.
Now futurama is life.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# do you mean
wild green yonder?

That's been out 6 weeks.
You had me panicked and excited then. I thought that there was a new one.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# things to watch you say...
search for: Nitro Circus
almost like Jackass: The TV Show, especially with Johnny Knoxville as one of the producers
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# i'll look into it. i watched a good documentry last night
called 'not quite hollywood' about the history of bad australian films and b-movies. funny stuff. quentin tarantino is one of the talking heads in it.

www.notquitehollywood.com.au/
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hmm like Jackass.
Things to avoid you say?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# basically it's: Crazy Shit On Wheels
with some amazing stunts thrown in for good measure
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# :DDDD
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Hahaha
They should *so* recast Samuel L. Jackson as Voldemort
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# ahaha
and Brian Blessed as Hagrid
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Without wishing to 'Murray' it..
This for FP!

*click*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# you know what they call a chocolate frog in Beauxbaton?
le grenouille de chocolat
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)
# It sounded like a joke,
but it was purely factual, and its fun to say. ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# WIN!
The opposite to LOSE!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Fantastic.
Great idea and superbly done. Love the flare from the lights.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] CHIPS IN SAUCY SAUCE
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# That
looks painful
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# i concur
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I finx you're trying to tell us sumfink.
He spouts bile. WOO!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Haha, you talented fuck
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# oh my christ...
what a lovely image to take away with me!

Night all.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Jabba k3bab
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# <moon>
/moon
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# moon
?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# translation:
BIGGAR!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# see the moon up there?
no, neither can we, your fucking huge picture is in the way. :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
Big deal, your huge fucking egos are in the way more like... Internet People make me laugh (not out loud)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Ooh..
Get you!

*handbag*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# indeed
respect the handbag
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
...I think I just shit myself. That image will haunt me to the grave.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# hahaha
NOW I know why you feed babies feet first.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# will it blend?
by the looks of it, all too easily!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# ahaha!!!
that's schmooove
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# this disturbs me


shredded innocence
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Nice ob'..
Followed by excellent sloppery!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Kids Juices?
Supermarket Fail
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:14, archived)
# *Click*
That good sir has just made my day!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I am off to bed but before I go have some religious comfort


I have been scribbling a bit too much of late I think I shall have to spend some time on something tomorrow.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# ARRRRGH
It's the peadofinder general. After a visit from Trinny and Suzannah!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# say10 sez hey
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# bloody hell...
I wasn't expecting a kind of spanish inquisition!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# It's okay he isn't Spanish he comes from Hull.
 
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
#








I did
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Looks like a bit of a sinner himself
Cleansing the heathens with his mighty ribbed staff.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# is that Zalgo at the bottom?
woo!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Zalgo you say?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# HE COMES
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# 'Night internets : )
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# ALSO YES!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha :D
goodnight
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# WINNAR!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ha!
Night Tits!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# :)
night, you!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# i really am going this time
really.

night peeps.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# ALLEY OOP!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# How rude
Nite tits
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# UP . . . UP . . . and . . . DOWN !
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Purple Fish

..because Zalgo is shite.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# this is very awesome :D
i love your pics
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# This^ hard
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I like your purple fish
 
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# very nice!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty! Have a click.
Yup, Zalgo is shite.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Awsome . . . the look like they mean . . . serious business !
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# NIIIIICE
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] trade secret
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# excelllent as usual
but i swear you're getting weirder
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# naah, its just you were getting used to his stuff
but now we have cats birds and jam in the mix.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# CAT IN A TAP
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# : D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# catjam
...but of course!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# OK . . . I too would like to trade secret jam !
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Shit
All kinds of jam?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Clicked.
Woo.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)

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