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[challenge entry] Just a quickie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Mwahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Very true! :D
In other news - how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Not too bad mate
had a shocking week work wise, hence my lack of attendance on the board

Seems to easing now though.

How's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Me too, squire...
Taken a couple of days off, I'm so knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Days off?
Oh, to be lounging in the garden with a pint now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :(
I wish I had a garden.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Dirty man.
Dropping brown loafs on the floor! In a food production unit as well! He should be fired! In a kiln!

*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha - so true
"These damn schoolkids mistook it for a football and kicked it around a chalk & gravel yard for half an hour too!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, I shall move directly to hell, and will not pass Zalgo....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ooh wicked!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't know why I do it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Laurence Llewelyn of Arabia
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# he probably swans around like that at home

TJ, what's Omentum's FP plasticine thing about? I missed where its from
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# its the wanky shit demon
i think the links to the animations are on the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# indeed, just found it
ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm, katbab
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha!
purrfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Mmm
Haven't had a katbab in years.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Alright bud?
I have two in my freezer.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Nice,
Keep one for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I prefer catbabs over dogbabs, as they are much lighter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# as long as they are not ratbabs...
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Nuh-uh. This is how they're made.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# This is splendidly wonderful

5/5 would view again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] No skills at work, so you'll have to deal with my supernatural draw skills.
The lump on the right is a cabbage, I forgot to label it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I ate brocoflower the other day
I might just eat broccoli and cauliflower separate next time. WITH CHEESE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Brocoflower? Gedouttahere!

Also, get this: I just went to get a haircut. My hair is now shorter than before! Though not really really short. I mean, I don't like crew cuts and all. Just shorter than this morning. Interesting eh? SCIENCE™ has come a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I get my head shaved every 8 months or so
haircuts are for losers. Science is clearly just encouraging people to be losers through the medium of haircuts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# THIS IS WHY OUR CHILDREN ARE FAT AND SOFT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9280143
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# this will blow your mind...
I put bread into the toaster this morning and when it popped up it was somehow replaced with a slice of toast!

explain that with science if you can...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# the toaster just made the bread stale but like really really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I bet there's TFLs in there

Tiny Friggin' Lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I left cooked broccoli in a plastic bag in the fridge once
The smell after a few days was far worse than fish or anything else I can imagine. Shockingly bad.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ha ha Methane-tastic
I can only imagine how bad it would smell
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Those "Portals of Pure Fear" Sure do come in handy
in science experiments.

But then science in food IS important...

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I like the way the more dangerous the science
the more absent the safety glasses

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ha ha I hadn't realised that :D
I guess they are just prepared to take hot jam in the eye in the quest for a better dougnut
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# maybe they really like the mechanised jam bukkake action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I spent an unreasonably long time
amused at the fact that only the man behind the gun is wearing a helmet.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I am fucking loving this comp
As I work two jobs: one as a Food Technician and the other as an OHSE Officer! Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# this looks like a new wii game
also, unlabled cabbage!

eek
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# that's well genius
veg ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] NOM
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *bokes*
You are seriously disturbed!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# oyster sauce is made from beef
specifically the oyster blade of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# aka the beef curtain?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# aka SHUT THE HELL UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# DAMN HELL ASS PISS ANT BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# is it tomorrow in Oz yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It is your future and I am drunk
this is all that matters here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# And the wellbeing of the cleaners.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I don't care about their wellbeing, as long as I'm nice to them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# unless i've made friends with them but then that's more about the wellbeing of friends rather than the wellbeing of cleaners
STILL, EVERYONE BE NICE TO THE CLEANERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I try to be nice to the cleaners
but I don't speak much Spanish.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Haha!
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Sick and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# groof!
If I had photo manipulation sopftware at work, I would show you the evidence that Heinz Sandwich Spread is scraped from the gussets of Nun's pants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# don't eat the ragu
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I once had a lecturer who ate the afterbirth when his kid was born..
as a kid the obvious question was.. "Sir, did you have any chips with that"?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# some great q&as from when I was a child
the local mayor comes to our school (aged 9) - "how much do you actually get paid?"

silent response

some local bookwriting talent comes to our school (aged 14) -
"how do you start a book?"

silent response.

I learned from a young age to respect NOBODY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It's not a coincidence that I am writing a book and considering a career in politics right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# wow..thats young to be Mayor..
;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ahaha
check out Manley's blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *coughs*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Rabbit Droppings?

I was always suspicious of that rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! skullface, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# FUCK ME ! he's a good aim..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I think it's his rocket thrust
and he came from the bowl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# FLYING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# yes
even my kids call them rabbit poo, as they eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# mmmm
chocolatey goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Rocket animal/how food is made crossover?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I dread to think where the milkshake comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] thought so...
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Feed it back to the kid and you've got a never ending cycle
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *sings*
It's the circle of li-iii-iii-iife...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# drinking your own treacle is the purest form of recycling
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# i had a similar idea initially
guy sat on toilet drinking guiness
toilet tubes goes to a guiness tap on a bar
barman pours guiness for a customer

unfortunately i couldn't find any decent source images, if you wanna try it go for it =]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I love guinness
I just wish it wasn't a billion calories a glass *pats tummy*

It's especially nice with a bit of kahlua in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I love Guinness
It's like a pint of meal :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# :D too true
my 27 inch waisted ex used to drink it by the bucketload and STILL never lose any weight. Pigeon chested git.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Guiness is ace.
I like saying to people, "Ah, but have you tried it in America?" just to upset them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# What happens to it over there?
Do they add 4 kilos of sugar to every barrel? Does it come with a toy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# It makes the lager you get at a student bar seem robust and full of flavour.
I had a "Michael Collins" cocktail in the Nine Fine Irishman bar in the New York New York hotel in Las Vegas, served to me by a nice Hawaiian gentleman. It's a half of G with a shot of 1/2 Baileys 1/2 whiskey in it - like a depthcharge.

You're meant to down it, and I thought "I down Guinness for no man", whereupon it promptly congealed.

It was delicious, though, but I wasn't impressed with the name. Maybe I'll start up a bar here and have an Osama Bin Laden cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# They're not that good at drinking, the yanks.
I've heard Newkie over there is about 2% or something silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# they do have a lot of guns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# That's a good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I beg to differ.
Nights out with a couple of my American chums have left a Scotsman weeping and begging for his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hmm
every American I've ever known has been a right pansy when it comes to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# now THAT'S a drink
... when it's proper strength anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ^ very much so
or a shot of Tia Maria
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
I don't drink spirits or pints any more, but if I did it'd be that or my kahlua one. Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# 210 Kcal (according to the internet)
which is about the same as any larger -- wife beater is like 260 kCal
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I don't drink lager, and have never, really.
Except when it was the only thing available. If I wanted to gargle fizzy piss I would do, soda streams are about a fiver in charity shops, and I think I'd prefer to be associated with urine quaffing than Stella Fucking Artois.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# a bag of biscuits in every glass.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Guinness
has lots of vitamin B in, so it is good for you. At least that is how I justify drinking vast quantities of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# you piss out any vitamin b that you don't need
this is why multivitamins are useless if you already have a good diet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I remember
reading a paper last year that found there were no measurable health benefits from taking vitamin supplements if your diet was already balanced.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# i'm pretty sure people already knew that before multivitamins were a popular product at the supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I always suspected this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I really like guinness when I tell the barperson to empty the glass and then fill it with whisky
that's the best guinness, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# blech
peapod wine ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# And you get that from....?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Peapods?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Why is he shitting into a stapler?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I thought that when I looked at it first
but then it takes all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & dirty


(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I love Shreddies, me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I knew it!
I'll still nyom down a great big bowl full though
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Yeah, still though
plus hot milk and black treacle...mmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I like shreddies
Never tried them with hot milk & treacle tar though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# This is probably true
but I love them and will never stop eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# This is true!
I saw it in one of those educational, 'Look Around You'-style videos from the '70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# 'Ning all.

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# pfft
I only saw the first episode of Horne and Corden last night for the first time.

I thought it was quite dood. I especially liked Corden's Ricky Gervais impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I didn't see it.
Was his impression being equally unfunny?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# it was a parody
so, erm, errh - what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaha this
I liked it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Sorry.
I just don't think Ricky's funny.

*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# He isn't.
The Office was only funny until you realise that's actually what he's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I don't know anyone who thought The Office was hilarious
Where ARE all these people that made it "Britain's best comedy since Fawlty Towers", 'cos I haven't met them!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I thought it was utterly fantastic
I still do. It was zeigeisty at the time which gave it the accolades, but like any kind of high, it wears off very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# *captures*
*sticks in a cage*
*sells tickets*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# *buys ticket*
*feels uncomfortable*
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Take me with you!
pleeeeeaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeee

SHE BURNS ME WITH CIGARETTES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# That quote applies more to Spaced
shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I'd somewhat agree with you there
While I like Spaced a lot and find it quite funny and quotable it's nowhere near being one of Britain's best comedies.

I'll submit dinnerladies as an unjustifiably forgotten gem.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Fair enough.
I would put it up there with the best and I never saw dinnerladies. Was it really that good?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Dinnerladies was written by Victoria Wood, who's a stupidly funny woman
I bought the boxset for about a tenner on Play.com and it's easily the biggest bargain I've got. I thought it was hilarious in a madcap, farcical, way
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# that fat guy just copys ricky in my opinion
did you see the english football team sketch,thats gervais' style,especially how he says "...yeah"? at the end of every sentance
*no match for stewart lees's comedy vehicle,heh heh*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I liked it too
and the one last night. Fuck everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Is that a command?
ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Always
ello poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Marvellous! *gets out THE GEL*
All fine and dandy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Ish
Big important meeting later. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# sorry i'm ris'ing like a mofo here
good shop work though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Really?
On what level? Is it olive oil, Popeye or Extras related?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ah thats extras haha
im a dumbass

i recognised ricky gervais but i forgot he did that show as i never watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# No worries!
I never watched it either. See: www.b3ta.com/board/9286611
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Faaar too long.Sorry about the seams.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Thought I'd ask you lot the same question
www.b3ta.com/talk/6014186
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^ Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I would if she still looks like she did in the black & white photos
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# also if she was interested in me
that's a major factor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I guess that makes the real question
"would fritzl's daughter be interested in me?"

This is a harsher question for the weak-spirited denizens of the internet. Harsher but fairer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I think Rob should send her a b3ta login
this place is all the therapy she'll need
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# That would be awesome
especially if it was preceded by a heartfelt message:

"guys, just chill out on the fritzl thing for a few weeks"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
you guys !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Yum...
* Feels sick as I had that on toast this morning - Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# You had dog on toast?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# No, I had my dog over the coffe table...
I had Nutella on the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# We've all had your dog over a coffee table.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I thought he was getting a bit loose
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# you sick bastard
eating nutella
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# that's either a tiny dog
or a massive piece of toast

woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Granary's bound to hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yeah but he has chokky and nut lubricant.
EDIT: Anyway it's a special breed. It's a roughage terrior.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# :D
that's no terrier
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# It's undercover
If it were a retriever you would never get any nutella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft!
Sneaky repost:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I always thought they had pig bodies and turkey heads...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# That's a relief
I always thought that stuff was made in a far nastier fashion.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeeewwww.... Yummy!
Wash it down with a cold glass of this...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well have frog milk with shreddies
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# thats how I always do it..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Terrible source (80's quality youtube advert).
Best I could do with the seams.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Aren't they ugly with their clothes off....?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaha
ewwww
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# zomg!
what grows from Clanger Jam?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *sicks up a little bit*
Also, I'm jumping on the bandwagon (a little too late, as always)...

(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Quit living on dreams, Jeannie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# YES
MEME IS GO TIEM NOW
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# YES!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# 1984 Austrian Rock singer Falco records
ROCK ME AMADEUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# C'est Frottage, n'est pas?
the question is.....

whatever happened to his "Monkey Cunt"?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# What the heck were the creatures in the second panel?
And an almighty woo from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# They're shaved clangers...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Silly me
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
#
shaved skinned

By the way Moley, I loved the rocket elephant, well done :)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Crikey!
I didn't realise they could grow so big. Thanks heavens for the jam harvest!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Brought to you by the letters C, F and B...
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
fucking brilliant you talented bastard... I just hope Grunty doesn't see what you've done with the lovely clangers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha
Lovely in a nice Victoria Sponge :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ^ Would

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# nicely drawn sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Thank you..

I love text-on-an-image
Best of all the b3ta posts
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# YOU
that's a fine job you've done with the decking in your profile...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I'll deck you ya fucking tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# oooh
who's the big man then - all of a sudden? Come on you fucking fairy - try it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# maybe I will
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# maybe you should
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I don't want to make a fool of you in front of all of you bum chums
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# right
you mean you don't want to look stupid sucking my dick with no teeth in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *pearoasts*
Photobucket
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Magic
If somewhat deranged.

Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# You monster
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Ewwwww
Is that a dolphin foetus?

I mean obviously its a naked clanger but it looks like one.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# this is beyond special
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Know the signs...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# He Goes.
Down.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# gronkpan just became a fan of joseph fritzl
do you like this?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ok what the fuck is this zalgo crap?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# 15 base points in Scrabble is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# just a "joke" that's been doing the rounds on t'internets
edit a comic strip to show a lovecraftian creature/god/entity called Zalgo possessing/eating/mutating/killing one of the characters.

T'was funny to start with, but it is starting to get a little tiresome, I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# oh oh oh I've had a brilliant idea, I'll use a garfield strip!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# to be fair, Evilscary's ones were utterly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# It's going in the crap I want to forget on the internet box
just like Rickrolling and Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I tried to pioneer the pattiroll.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI

but it didn't work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Vote against the annoying memes!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# STOP SAYING MEME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with Rick rolling anyway
A sketch about it got me £50 from the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# That's nothing to be proud of.
The BBC pay Horne and Corden ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# MEME IS SO BAD. WE SHOULD STOP SAYING MEME.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# even the guy who made up the word so he could pretend to be a scientist admits that it can't be quantified.
This is the scientific equivalent of finishing a story with "oh, it was all a dream"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# BUT HEY I USED TO BE FRIENDS WITH DOUGLAS ADAMS SO CLEARLY I AM A GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# THE INTERNET LOVES ME BECAUSE I TELL ANGRY LONERS WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# UTTER FACT!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# he is a twat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# bastard married my favourite doctor who assistant
I NAMED MY LAPTOP AFTER YOU ROMANA I DON'T CARE YOU'RE OLDER THAN MY MOTHER. I STILL WOULD.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# kebab there are some things you should keep to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# probably, yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ¿Qué es la vida?
La vida es un sueño.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ok I translated this without google
What is the life?

The life is one (something).
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# "...oh, it was all a dream"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# i wish i got to be friends with douglas adams
i'd be so much more rational right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I vote RED X
no, the other Red X

Oh I can't decide.

Hi Fink!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hullo
my links are borked. How annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# so is ilovehorses now too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! superb!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
Have a cheeky pea for the compo:

What really goes on in that bowl

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Is that a hippo having the runs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Maybe
For anyone that hasn't seen the advert:

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# oh good lordy... "explosive hippo arse" is a terrible thing...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It makes a chocolatey breakfast ceral though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# ok, but just don't ruin crunchy nut cornflakes for us, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Far too busy today to make a new image
I might make something tonight / when I get bored of working hard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Expects extra Zalgo
Possibly with a hint of John Virgo
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# well, THAT's not very nice, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I can't make hide nor hair of it.

Ningles sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Ning poppet :)
You alright? Having a lovely morning? Would you like a cup of Earl Grey and a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# yeah - the outside is teasing me
... I want to run around naked in it but they're making me wear a suit and tie and sit in front of a spreadsheet... Earl Gray sounds smashing... but I'll skip the biscotti thanks

*flamboyantly magics up cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Oh dear.
May I suggest you "stick it to the man" and run wild and free as nature intended?

Be careful though, it may be deceptively cold out there.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I fear no cold
for I'm still carrying the deposits of chub I built up to keep me warm over the winter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# can we have a cfb please
my eyes are not making sense of this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I didn't make a cfb for this one
But you can have a click for source
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I wish I hadn't clicked that
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Morning Ninj!

Three at once??????
Well done old chap!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Cheers me dear! I know I'm fair flabbergasted meseluf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Well deserved...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Thank you sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Austrian Social Services appear to be fail
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hmmm
Needs more Zalgo...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# i asked about getting this newsletterd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I5PaJOZ_AM

fritz the musical
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA
ZALGO! I fucking knew it !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I love doing these


see also b3ta.com/board/9283900
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# *mumbles something about threadrush memes in thew threads*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
#
meme bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Yes.
EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SAYING MEME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# mememememkememmememememememememmeme
*bandwagons*

"TADAAAAAAAA!"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# PLEASE STOP SAYING MEME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Poor Beaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ningles sunbeam
*happy sunny hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Sup, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# sweet to the beat!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Beaker knew what he was getting into
he deserves no sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# You're a harsh but fair leader, Gronkicus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Beaker never reached a point where he couldn't leave
it was his choice to do the things he did.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# DON'T CRY FOR ME, BUNSEN & BEAKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *goes for a shit*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# IT COMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# IT SMELLS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# IT LOOKS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# IT TALKS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# OMFG
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ZALGO!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# HAHAH oh fuck!!!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# anyone know how to remove tentacles from your balloon knot?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# try burning them with a lighter
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# that appears to make them angry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hmmm...
oh you have those type of tentacles, in which case heat makes them 20 times more powerful, they'll go for your pancreas now.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Use firefox
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *calls Max Clifford instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# :)
the calvin burps one is the best :D

i.friendfeed.com/45eb4ed2b8e2029ce3ad0a53dcaa77a559b44a2f
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I am enjoying these

But careful now. I think this bandwagon might get depleted within a day at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# never did Henry any harm :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# yes it did. Henry sucks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# which is why it is the commercial vacuum cleaner of choice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# \o/
*awards some sort of prize*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# *makes some sort of acceptance speech*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Yes. Yes it did.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Sounds kinda sexual
"he comes"
"zalgo"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Patron Saint of chipmakers and newsagents
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# it's the young mother theresa! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I've just heard that OK magazine already have their memorial issue out!
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/jade-goody/5008122/OK-publishes-Jade-Goody-tribute-edition-ahead-of-her-death.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# always ahead of their time
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# apparently, the family are fine with it, but the whole thing just seems very unpleasant:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7950616.stm

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Tabloid press and gosspip mags in
tastelessness shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# World Exclusive:
"I will come back from Heaven to..." and then the photography just ends.

I am personally rather concerned about this...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# "...fuck you all up you popadom cunts, i know this was you Shilpaaaaa!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Jade Goody
A Joyed God... coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# perhaps she is dying for our sins?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# He aint gonna get far!!


Well after 4 years of Lurking, finally got my arse in gear to register..

Was supposted to post this last week.. (geez i really am a lazy GIT)
(I helped save b3ta! penguinspring Lost somewhere in China......., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Welcome!
edit: also, you could donate and get a very nice and shiny icon. All will respect you and your penis will grow larger. The moneys earned will be spend at maintaining the lovely b3ta dungeon servers, Rob's vigra pills and creating a gay mutant worm army.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Tis done
MY GOD.. been here 5 minutes and i am already poorer ;)

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! penguinspring Lost somewhere in China......., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# :D wohoo
we also have t-shirts ;) hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, grab a kitten by the tail and 'shop an armchair!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Fraid
I am a Dog man..

(just dont tell the lass)
(I helped save b3ta! penguinspring Lost somewhere in China......., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Welcome!

What is the world coming to? Dogs talking like lolcats. Rocketdogs don't need that kind of thing. It is beneath them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Noice, have a clicky
seriously though, 4 years lurking?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Even I am impressed

and I lurked for two years before signing up. Took me another year to post my first post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# umm.. sadly true
yes... seiously.. i registered 4 years ago..but i guess that account lapsed due to having NO use..

(I helped save b3ta! penguinspring Lost somewhere in China......., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# welcome new person
pull up a kitten and use skill to photomanipulate a humorous image like that what you have already done up there with that rocket dog thing.

B3ta is as addictive as crack (both kinds)...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hot doggety
you will never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Don't matter that it's late cos it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Wilkommen am b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# YES YES YES
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Welcome n00bie...

Pull up a dog and Parp at a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I like this
however the pedant in me is forcing me to point out that you spelt "NOES" wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# barry the magical boob!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# if I kiss him what will happen?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# your wouldnt be thirsty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# ^ NORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# hehehee
the wife thinks i should have made a pair! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I bet you and you wife make a lovely pair
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# BEWB!

Hahaha nice. How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# like soap!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Magical Moob shirley?
Woo & 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# hahahaa
yes - but he's not hairy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *twists his nose*
he gives me the raging uncertainty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# tweak
tweak! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Hello Barry. Shall we do the Twist?
much wooity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# yes
lets! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I'm bored
we did this LAST summer...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ... remember?
We had to go and kill that fisherman just to make it interesting...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# we said we'd never mention
that again - like the time we got drunk nd went down on each other! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# if we were supposed to talk about it
how come you were allowed to send the video to the News of the World?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# they paid me lots of money
which i then spent on apple pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Why is he a boy?
Why isn't he a girl? I demand Belinda the Beard now.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ningles Ariel the Little Mermaid
how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hello
I am coming down with something *coffcoff* so am grumpy. I am also looking after a seven-year-old with a gunky ear.

So, full of the joys of Spring. You?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# the sun is shining, it's not very warm but people seem happy
somehow it's Thursday, which seems to have happened with inconceivable swiftness... I hope you feel better - would it help if I did a dance for you?

you should have a hot toddy, it will help you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaaa
yes i shall do belinda the beard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# go on then
"can it be milked?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yes!
but only before a performance:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I fucking love pork scratchings!
and with that I bid the board a hearty ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ning Joe
I also love scratchings. The hairier the better
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Oh, a hairy one
what a bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# good morrow fair scrumpy wench
*flamboyantly bows with a flourish*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Now I've got an image of Ingrid Pitt
serving me giant steins of mead

excuse me a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# COR LUMMIE!
I like how your mind works...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I had a dream last night in which I invented a bacon plantation
The bacons were hanging in strips from low bushes. I had to find short people to help harvesting the bacon.

There was also a factory next to the plantation, but its use was not revealed in the dream.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# you should get this on Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# The view of the rolling fields of bacon was heartwarming

But now I think of it, they were just coffee bushes I saw in Costa Rica, and the bacons hung on clothes pegs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# The factory was built to
manufacture short people.
Fact(ory)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Ah, I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# give us a job
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Sorry, I can only offer you a hand job.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# what if I just TAKE one!
*rapey foreplay *
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# You should get this on Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# YOU
should get this on Dragon's Den... the idea of putting things on Dragon's Den!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# you should...
oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I don't like your business plan
I'm out

/has only ever seen satires based oin the Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# it's all you need
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# doodles
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# food for yah brain
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# He seems awfully smug about something

is it his little flag?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# flags are a leading cause of smugness
like croissants and drinking orange juice from a wine glass.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I shall buy one forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# yo
have you seen this all about australia's proud film industry ? i'd recommend it if not.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I work with more than a couple of people who were in that doco
I haven't seen it but it's more out of spite than anything else. I really like telling out of work actors that I haven't been to a cinema in almost three years.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Then I show them a bunch of shows I downloaded
it's like watching people have a stroke in slow motion.

I guess this is why I never broke the film industry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# i would say that australia is a cultural desert
but there are no cinemas where i live. and the biggest cultural event to ever happen is a deacon blue concert.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# we have a very rich culture
it's just that our culture is mostly based around drinking and insulting each other.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# WATCH. THIS.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0352854/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# awesome :D
plug my connor canvas.. signed by the man himself

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :-)
goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# please explain the whole meme
I don't get it

(maybe because I'm blond)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# The meme is taking a cartoon strip, normally Garfield
and changing the words to imply the arrival of a tentacled being from the darkness called Valgo.

I am memeing the meme
becuase
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# RIS
What happened to Zalgo?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I was being cute
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ^This^.....and Floppy Donkey's statement (above)
I don't get it either.

Edit:- Can someone post a LINK so we know what the hell it is we're
s'pposed to be parodying?
Thanx.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# finks
I think as long as a story ends with black tentacles protruding from eyeballs, possibly with the words "He Comes", you'll enter the WIN zone.

Then the medieval zone, then futuristic...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Why is it always complaining at your pictures?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# The fonts are stronger on the B3TA version?
......
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# you have font me for the last time
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Have a vadar pearoast from last night

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Awesomeness
in its purest form...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# excellent
but isn't it Vader?



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# You say potato, I say potatoshop?
I didn't like how that one turned out anyway. I made it at 3AM after working on a Flash animation for 4 hours and mopping up my one year olds sick 3 times, then helping my 3 year old boy fall asleep after a nightmare!
I might just delete it? . . . *clicks edit button*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

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