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# can I just say

I'm sure it will change immediately because of my drawing attention to it,
but, I've just seen that my scribblings are currently the top 3 on the image challenge.
I'm massively touched and wanted to say thank you for liking them whoever you are.
I've got another one to colour in tonight too!
but really, you're all bloody lovely and great and it's a lovely thing to see after what has otherwise been a really cruddy start to the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Yay!
I'm lovely
You're awesome
Everything is right with the world
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# and the other
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# down with this sort of thing
and what ^they said
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# IT'S FAVOURITISM JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD
well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Deservedly in the top three!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# BRIAN!!


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha!
More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Pffft, you loon!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :D
Follow the White rabbit
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# well, just you wait till I've learned to sharpen a pencil!
and stay between the lines!!

well done Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I use my teeth, it results in bleeding gums and lead poisoning
but with this kind of warmth the suffering is well worth it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# That's because
You yam teh bestest

Or... something like that.
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# conga mutilations
Mr. Toasts - all well deserved I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# There is justice and you...
...are shit hot sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Well I'm happy as I did have two one the first page.. at one point...
*weeps into beard*

*which is currently stubble so he ends up scratching out his eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :D
Your work is amazing boss
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I noticed this too.
Congrats mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# STOP BEING SO DAMN TALENTED!
:D

well deserved compo placement, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# The top one gets a click
because it's true :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9391473
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Aaaaw.... Floofy hugs all round! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Aww, you know it's because you're very clever, don't you?
Hope you have a better rest-of-the-day :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Your own personal challenge : Take the entire page!
Have a "bloody showoff" woo :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# you're massively touched alright...

you big mong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ta, Gwyneth
It's not the Baftas y'know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
I can't help being honest and grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Scare us out of recession idea #814
Photobucket
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Don't knock it
it's tried and tested
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That's true
Anyone want to buy 50,000 bird flu vaccinations?
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Lols!
Have a peeky chea from my insomnia last night:

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# He should get that seen to
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Guevara during an asthma attack?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Think about it. every body stocks up on drugs, Pharma industry is saved
Everyone buys load of chicken soup = food industry is saved. People start using their local not very busy round the corner shop instead of the virus massed supermarket so the local shops get saved too....OH and the coffin carpentry & undertaking industry goes through the roof as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# on the flip side
everyone stays at home and doesn't travel or go to work... economy grinds to a halt...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ^ yes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Boyle in the Bag
One of the better Susan Boyle makeovers (but maybe should have used a bigger bag)


Click for bigger (211 kb)
(workshysie often happens or happens often?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I'd settle for her wearing a bra
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# eurgh!
I dread to think what her nether regions look like.

Don King eating a kebab I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *Google Image Searches*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I may have to put safe search back on
virtually everything I search for has some hard core pr0n associated to it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# susan boyle
was full of win
till simon cowell
stuck his winky in
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# PWHOAR!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Definitely tastes salty...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# And you are no doubt a stunner with the face of an Angel and the body of Adonis ;D
Let he who is without...blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# i've got the face of an angel
trouble is, the angel in question is lucifer
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I got the face of an angle
It's acute
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hey! Did you just throw a stone at me?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# TITS or GTFO n00b!

Sorry, it was out before I realised it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Jeez, is the before shot unshopped?
NIIIIIIIIIIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# CHUUUUUNK!
(sixfour, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# It's my nan!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahahahha! holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# much better
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Brian May's Freddy Mercury impression...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Oh brian!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Arf!!
Mornin' Barb you smasher ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# oh sweet lard!
please no
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *shudders*
I've said it before - it's that little bit or arse cleft which looks like a squashed bollock which upsets me the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# HAHAHA!
I can practically smell the gufty :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# heheh - nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha, oh crikey
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# That's a WOO
and another *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# The audience reaction is superb
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahah sexy. I think I made this as a joke a while back:
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *sobs a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Pffft!
What's wrong with his face?!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# big fat arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Aporkalypse now
And this one I created yesterday morning - but b3ta wouldn't let me post today (only signed up yesterday!)

(sixfour, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Nice work and welcome (The names are a sweet touch:)
....However I think we are gonna see a whole lot of hog today
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I think I have deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# didnt you just say that?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# that was yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# i know, i know
I know, i've seen it posted further down - like i said though. Created it yesterday morning but b3ta wouldn't let me post to the board til today, so thought i'd post it anyway.
(sixfour, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Welcome!
Top tip: don't post everything at once.
(The board only holds 15 threads. Two is okay; but grabbing > 2 would get people griping).

Here are more Top Tips, especially for n00bs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# and some more in my profile
and more here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Oh yes -- the profound truths.
(Whereas mine are basically obvious and petty).

Have you read "The Lightness of Being", by Frank Wilczek? (Physics). He makes the point that a shallow statement is either true or false, whereas a profound statement is much richer: it may be true (in some useful senses), while its opposite is also profoundly true.

(Something like that -- I haven't got it quite right.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# i'd heard it as "the difference between a truth and a profound truth
is that the contradiction of a truth is a falsehood, whereas the contradiction of a profound truth is another profound truth"

it may have been someone paraphrasing him though. but it's a profound paraphrasing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# That's the baby.
Top stuff. (Or top paraphrase -- Hah! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ooh no - haven't read that
*Amazon wish lists*


errr have this for no reason


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# thanks!
Cheers for the tips. I couldn't figure out how to upload and post both images in the same post. Will certainly take heed of the top tips in future.
(sixfour, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Splendid -- glad it's helpful.
And you are, again, most welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Use b3tards, you can upload one at a time, then copy and paste the link to post the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I remember when I was a noob
long ago in the mirky depths of last week. :) welcome
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# People gripe at everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This is excellent
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Top work!
just remember to pace the posts a bit, or put them in one thread

edit: in fact, I think I'm going to award it a *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *sips bottled tonic water*
this drinking game is becoming increasingly complex.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# well, I'm pacing the ol' happy face post, it has appeared too much of late
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I have developed
sclerosis of the everything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hold on, are you drinking EVERYTIME I post ANYTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *collapses*
yesh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I like that you went the whole hog and altered the names, too.
:) Welcome.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I hope you're happy with yourself
your pun has made my kitten cry... because I'm squeezing the life out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# O_o
kitten??
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# dirty girl!
I seldom take my penis out at work
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :D
You alright today Mr Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# not too bad thanks
should be working a lot harder than I am... I am a lazy swine and I'm ashamed of myself.

how's you loveliness?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Splendid, thanks.
Just been to the midwife, she managed to find the littlun's heartbeat this time, which is a huge improvement... dozy bint.

They can't really expect you to do any work now you've handed in your notice, can they?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :D
good news all round :D

A couple I know when to have their 17 week scan (what whatever it is) and the lady said she could secretly tell them what sex it was under the table if they wanted (apparently they're not allowed to do that any more because of having got in wrong and having been sued??)... anyway he knows and she doesn't. Sounds strange to me.

Also - turns out they expect me to do a lot of work... which I suppose is fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# look at what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
awwwww...

*sends to the missus*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... *cuteness overload*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I see you cropped out the bucket of water
with his brothers and sisters in...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Awww.... poor little fellow....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# anything else you want to post?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# He's shiny and new
don't tarnish him yet
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# it didn't do me any harm.....


*twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Haha
Bully!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# no I think the word you wanted was Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# No i wasn't honest
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Well Done.
Anyone else got worms yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# worms?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Yes..
from too much Pork?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# nope...I've had bacon and sausages today and there is fuck all wrong with mweeeeeeeeeee!


fucking scare tactics is what it is sheeple
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# very nicely done
well done and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nicely done, noob!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Nicely executed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It makes me surprisingly happy
that Kevin Bacon is the only one unchanged :)
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Swine Flu

(sixfour, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Nice work!

Where are you now, Norton Anti Virus?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Dubrovnik
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# A place I want to go one day....if only because I LIKE saying the word
Dubrovnik...Dubrovnik, Dubrovnik, Dubrovnik, Dubrovnik,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# it's awesome
and lovely. I very much hope you get to go one day. Croatia is a lovely lovely place.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# is it full of forrins?
can I get lager y chips there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# you can get things which are much better than chips
there's a Serbian restaurant hidden on one of the back streets which does a mixed meat platter for two which will kill you. THAT'S how good it is... also bath tub brandy which is cheap and makes you feel great for very short periods of time and then dreadful...

the coffee is incredible the wine is fantastic... the seafood is some of the best I've ever had... the people are friendly and surly, there's loads of sexy Italians... the bus service is clean and efficient, the climate is good... it's a jarring mix of beautiful medieval walled city, burgeoning economy and dilapidated communist infrastructure...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I've been there
it's lovely - you should go it's a beautiful place.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I've been to Croatia a couple of times

I was planning on going back there, probably this year even.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# welcome new person
these are nice.

Pull up a kitten. I've never left...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Haha Nicely!
I see you included a bird, is that a coincedence? (H1N1 strain has part bird flu)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# it's some sort of bird-pig then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Could be...
talking of strains, I should go for my morning twosy.

/twitter you need to know everything blog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# fear tactics

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Censors have a difficult job at TV's latest show....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# oh noes!!
Blessed with a microphone!
*puts on industrial strength ear protectors*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
awesome, moley :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
How's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# not too bad; I get to w*rk from home today, so b3ta can be full screen for a change :D
and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Back in sunny Norfolk again.... Hooray!
So I'm a happy chappy......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Winna! How ya doin' Moley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
I'm super dooper Henry Cooper....
How's you? Hope you're not all gouty and ting.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Fine thanks sir!
I have a little 'Cocker' puppy called 'Meg' and she's adorable :D
PS Gout's gone for the minute thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahahaha
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha that's some awesome work right there what now right!

Best thing to see when I have a look on here between meetings :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Neato!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I say Brian...you say talent...
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Happy Tuesday Everyone
Have a big slice of cake on me Moley :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Mmmmmmm cake.......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
keepin'it up for britain:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# If Hitler hadn't gone into politics...
I recently tried my hand at drawing a caricature of Hitler for a caricaturists' forum, and ended up using it for this...

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hahahaha
there's some good work and some good usernames today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahahah nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hehehehehhehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# "What? Oh..that tube? Yeah - it's attached to the exhaust."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :D JEWS I TELL YAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# personally, I blame the Amish
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Or the Belgians
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# 23% of Belgians think Belgium is the only country there is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# and 15.3% of those are correct
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# your style reminds me of Monkey Dust
which is a GOOD thing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# nice drawing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Ace framing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Ta!
Cheers, b3tans!
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Nicely!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Bloody...
...excellent!

If I hadn't finished my tea before opening this page, I'd have spat it out...
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oink to you too
Quick, dirty and probably been done.
Just how I like my women.

(Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I'll have a leg, a wing and a trotter
*lunches*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha
to the mantra, the image and the username

you win a goldfish. How would you like it cooked?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# big image tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# he's got png flu
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# clive!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# spang!!!
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# minki! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Been dun
But i like yours better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# hehehe
Aporkopig Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I love the smell of bacon in the morning
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You need these!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *SPANG*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Oink!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# xkcd suggests licking
an autistic kid to prevent swine flu
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# that's stupider than mud that's been fucked by a retard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Oooh
That's troubled mud, is that
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Making Bacon, Palestine
Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran
Russians in Afghanistan.

Woo to scary front page pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# he'll catch a terrible cold if he goes out like that
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Them's some serious pants
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I was going to reply with TENA MAN
but then I had to look it up to see if it was a real thing

then I read this

Post-micturition dribble is treated with a combination of pelvic floor muscle exercise to strengthen the sphincter and urethral milking after voiding
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# or a good shake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# well, mindpiss.
...
urethral milking. I think i have a new way to pass some time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# why not set yourself a target
then try and beat it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# that always good, although I rarely have the patience.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *involuntarily crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# they look highly absorbant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I hereby declare this week to be piggy bandwagon week
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I'm afraid
that i've buggered up the thread

but oh well.

sorry in advancicles

(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# haha
and I'm amazed these shops have survived the credit crunch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Never underestimate
biddy power! (as in Old Biddy)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# sledge hammers and blocks of wood, now only half price
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# still irks me that they didn't use the book version.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# it's always worth reading Stephen King before watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
#
before after
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
#
after before
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Never, ever, ever before!
It will ruin any and all films based on Stephen King books.*

/The Shining's a classic film, MY ARSE, blog

*With the possible exception of IT as the ending of that book is a let down in itself. Fookin lazy arsed writer writes a whole book of scary shit and comes up with THAT ending?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *lights blue touch paper*
*retires*

lets agree that reading the book after already seeing the film is more possible than the other ways round and vice-versa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I think the opposite is the reverse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *puts out fire*
*hailed a hero*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Maximum Overdrive ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Let's call the whole thing off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# What is the book version?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# She hacks off his foot with an axe, and then cauterizes the wound with a blowtorch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# For love of cheese, why can't they stop messing about with the good bits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# and there's also a wonderful scene where Annie runs over the sheriff with a ride on lawnmower if memory serves me correct
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Someone should have told her it's a lot less bovver with a hover
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I might have to get the book
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# It's one of the better King books imho
I can take or leave his work, but that book worked quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# very nice indeed, welcome aboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
#
Why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
I've not seen that film in ages...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ._O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# The Kermit Convention's in town
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# The frogman of Alcatraz?
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Like shooting fish in a barrel really....


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(Grimsleeper, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# HEIL!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Police adopt new less intimidating uniforms
Please allow me to assist you in crossing the road Ma'am.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# nice username :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
#
I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!
*is worried*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I believe that's vuvla.
He/she is a non-gender-specific-ex-chaste-heterosexual-lover.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# you seem to have the right idea about shopping old people with plastic bags
but the wrong idea about filesize, which of course hurts my internet bill like I would like to be hurt with a cricket stump...

edit if you save as a jpg you can get decent compression, then you hit the edit button and change the picture and everyone will love you.

edit edit:
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1240910228/policeoldlady.jpg

about 40kb.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# whoa
yes it is, and you have to pay per byte?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I've got to pay for all services, including the cricket stump
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Is Australia panicking about the piggy cold like we are?
and by 'we' I of course mean, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I'm getting my own back by eating sausages and bacon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# this is an approach I can get on board with
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# oink yes, quick someone do an SIR simulation with spatial diffusion...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Howzat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Mmmmm fine leg.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# You should see my Googly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I just wish I could bowl a maiden over
/tears + I thought I get in before someone else did
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Is it last week again?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I think it's the day before wednesday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# DO NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!
oh you didn't. good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Eewww
You've got a sticky wicket there!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# If I'm lucky, I might get caught in the act!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# My bad
My most sincere apologies effendi. It shall be Jpeg.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# HUZZAH!!
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and fetch a cricket stump.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hello new person please learn how to optimise images
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/

tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php

ta

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Image consultant
Thanks for the linkys. I don't know why I did that as png - I was having a retard moment. I'm a bloody techie and a photographer too! D'oh!
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# no probs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahahha, great stuff, just a little too big!
welcome, kittens, stools, etc etc


ningles everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# She would just hit people with her stick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# If I was him
I'd shit meself. If I was her, I'd probably just piss involuntarily.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris wants YOU to "moderate" crime!


Click for bigger (220 kb)
(mixedpixel Long time listener..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Anke-morepork?
God my head is so fucked today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Constable paints 'Haywain' by Constable
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# arf
and then again, arf

with added arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# ningles Chad
... I shouldn't be here too much today.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# nee meether
busty as an apple tart
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ha ha
cunt stubble!

*larfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I bet that chaffs a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh dear god :) *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha!
needs more garth :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# arf..........lovely constable....constable
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'm relentless...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Oh dear God.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# To far old man, to far
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I will never go too far.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Yes you will
No doubt you have done the dew on the grass one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Ha! Not yet !


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Do I hear the sound of the paper-thin bottom of the barrel being scraped a little more?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's my trademark now!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# these posts
or that sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That happened many moons ago
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# :D
harks back to the great one man band wagons of old... or ATG anyway...

woo sir - you persistent git... by which I mean you are persistent, not persistently gittish
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Easy hummus.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I always like these, the top frame only simply because of her arousing position
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# My work have installed a new b3ta-blocker...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Yes. It's called Tuesday:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# The cat is called Tuesday

How obscure?

"Tuesday cat is full of fail"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Wednesday cat's been sent to Jail
Thursday cat's in the lib-rar-y
Friday cat is scratching fleas
Saturday cat is watching out
cos Sunday cat's contracted gout
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Two things I don't like about that article
1) I've been to deal. It'd be a long stretch of the imagination to think that any of it's residents could read let alone have a library.
2) Is it just mean but 'customer' sounds wrong for a library? Readers, guests, borrowers, homeless maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# perhaps the librarian does 'extras'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Well I hear a few of their books give happy endings:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# We are supposed to think of our students as customers
which is wrong if you ask me, gives the impression that you pay money and receive a product (i.e. a degree).
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Sadly that's pretty much what universities are these days.
cash cows.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# definitely on the postgrad side
no-one fails that. Undergrad however I like to play the "how many of the ones I think are irritating can I fail in a year?" game
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I is from deal
An i cun reed as gud as i cun rite
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# What happened to Monday's Cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# we never speak of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Wednesday's cat is full of new compoy mirth.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# did it get off on a technicality then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# or a technicattery.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# ha!
I have a bad feline about this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# haha this is most woo
kittys ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Floppy Pussy FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hmmmm, floppy dripping wet furry pussy's
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Is that your real name?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Floppy Bob dripping wet furry pussy D'poo poo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Haha
pron cat
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# haha
when did the spocksaver pun turn up on the fp - I'm sure the runners came straight after the dalek cops initially?

IS THERE NO LOGIC TO THIS PLACE?

also - Orange bollocks FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
he's playing lion!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# he has his pride
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Did we take an extra pun pill this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I chose the red one
I also got more sleep last night and pissed off a nobheaded Merc driver on the way to work so IT'S A GOOD DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# it's underneath the runners becaue it was posted a day earlier
fp is in order of time/date posted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Now I wouldn't mind one of those on my screen
I could sit and stroke him all day. My bill for antihistamines might go through the roof though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Yay for orange cats!
Nings all



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Shoddily done
but hastily, dammit

(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# They should get that seen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# What a coincidence
My work have installed a B3ta-blocker-blocker:
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Another Fish 'Ning
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:57, archived)
# That is ace :)
You are too good

'ning all

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Gorgeous
I love your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# :D
My finest hour
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# 8Q


and My Finest Hour

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# cor!
did you practice that first on an older part of the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Many times...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# *glees*
*goes to happy plaice*



'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Oh hai
Nings rg.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# wotcha
got a replacement new phone yesterday. 2.1 megapix so I can beam EC road into b3ta.
Made me realise what a Mickey Mouse operation the place I bought it from it.
The new one I bought last week they didn't have a USB adapter for at either shop and they initially sold me the wrong one.
The phone I bought yesterday was locked to Virgin but had no simcard in the box and they insisted I had to buy one.
THe one I've bought is expired so I have to go back and replace it. If they weren't so cheap I wouldn't put up with their shite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I got new PAYG simcard yesterday
8p/min calls flat rate
4p/text

/AsdaMobile
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I'd rather pay more and not support Wal Mart:P
I'm going back there when it opens. I want my money back for the sim and I want a new one free.
I spent £110 on the phone which I've now seen a lot cheaper online. £10 for a memory card which they told me wasn't included in the package when one was.
I'm not going to pay for a sim that they've removed from the package I've paid for and I've already coughed up £120 fuck quid (not including the mobile I bought from them last week and had nicked).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I can't afford principles
It's actually Vodaphone, Asda lose money on the tariff but hope you buy something else when you top-up instore
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# hahaha
doncha hate blind dates?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Yey to Fez-Fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I drewed more fishes before breakfast.

Felt tip, scanned, layer set at multiply, coloured on a layer beneath. Also why is Heroes now the worst pile of poo, when it started off so promising.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Lovely feesh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Hello, pimpface.
I am TIRED. I've got coffee though.


You do have a pimping face, you truly do.



If I was making a zombie hookers film, you'd be the pimp demon king type chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Is that the new MTV programme?
Pimp Medi's Face?

'ningles

*waggles 'ningley hand*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I'd win. Look how pretty he is when he's dead.
Not that he's not pretty all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# It looks like he has the leed role in Beetlejuice!
Is it true that medi's the love child of Jack Black and Waren Beatty?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You're asking the wrong Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Should I be asking Captain Sensible?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Not Bird's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# COR! I've always wanted to be a pimp demon king!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Your brother'd be played by Mike Patton
and you'd both smoke cigars and call the girls 'broads'.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Phoar

Mike Patton is rather small when he stands next to me. I love that guy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Oh that is amazing Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Twas the work of a minute
all I did was the background, change his expression, ear and give him that trickle. Thank you though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# FEEEEEEESHES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Which one is the Babel fish?
Nice work, by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Cool as toast!
Reminds me of Clive Barker :)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I love a fog.
I just wish I could get a nice shot of it dangling out of the window. Edit: It helps to get a bit more light.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Why do you have fog dangling out of your window?
BOOM BOOM
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Once upon a time this was my front yard
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Woah
Too cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:06, archived)
# It's amazing the places you can put a cardboard box:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Or how far one can lob a handbag.
*dives for safety behind the anti-handbag wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# hahaha
cowcat - I only laugh cos I'm jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# He really should take more care of his lawn though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# that's where the gippos parked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)
# rapitinui i think you need to see this
www.b3ta.com/links/Are_there_any_smashing_pumpkins_fans_here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:06, archived)
# TODAY IS THE GREATEST
FIGHT I'VE EVER KNOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarRRRGGGGHHH
well there go some more happy teenage memories.. Pretty soon I'll be watching Carter USM advertising Pepsi, or Kurt Cobain back from the dead telling me to buy Dysons or something
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Purdy!
Layers of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# You are trying to get a shot of what now dangling out of your window?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:55, archived)
# My participles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)
# THIS IS NO ORDINARY MIST
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)
# Sainsbury's?
edit: Sainsbury's? what a fucking flid I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# This is S&M mist?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)
# I love those Real photos that look like toys thing...

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)
# looks nice
i remeber going over the fourh road brige and there was fog all over the firth of forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)

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