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The BBC still yearns for the days of empire...

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)

And this bit is for the people who I promised the source to the BBC globe anim to.

I've tried to compact it so it's board friendly. Hopefully it's still readable.

#include "colors.inc"

camera{angle 7
//Motion sickness, camera moving
// location <2000,600*sin(clock/10*pi),600*cos(clock/10*pi)>
//Zoom in and out.
// location <2000+600*sin(clock/10*pi),0,0>
location <2000,0,0>
up <0.0, 1, 0> look_at <0,0,0>
}

light_source {<300,0,0> White*1.5}

background{ color Black}

sphere{ <0,0,0> 40
texture{
pigment{ image_map {gif "world.gif" map_type 1 } }
finish{ ambient 1.0 diffuse 0.1 }
} rotate clock*18*y}

intersection{ quadric{ <0,-1,0>,<0,0,0>,<4*80,0,0>,4*80*80 } plane { z,40 } plane { -z,40 }
texture{
pigment{ color Gray }
finish{ reflection 0.95 ambient 0 diffuse 0.0 }
} rotate x*90 }

union{
text { ttf "arialbi.ttf" "B3T" 0.1, <0.45,0,0>
texture{
pigment{ color Black }
finish{ ambient 1.0 diffuse 0.1 }
} rotate -y*90 scale 13 translate <0,-63,-60> }
text { ttf "arialbi.ttf" "A" 0.1, <0.5,0,0>
texture{
pigment{ color Black }
finish{ ambient 1.0 diffuse 0.1 }
} rotate -y*90 scale 13 translate <0,-63,-16> }
text { ttf "arial.ttf" "COLOUR" 0.1, <0,0,0>
texture{
pigment{ color rgb<35/255,79/255,155/255> }
finish{ ambient 1.0 diffuse 0.1 }
} scale <15,18,19> rotate -y*90 translate <0,-65,0> }

#declare pp=prism { 0,1,4,<0,0>,<0,12>,<13,14.5>,<13,2.5>
texture{
pigment{ color rgb<35/255,79/255,155/255> }
finish{ ambient 1.0 diffuse 0.1 }
} rotate z*90 translate <-0.5,-65,-18> }

object { pp }
object { pp translate <0,0,-17> }
object { pp translate <0,0,-45> }
object { pp translate <0,0,-31> }
scale 1.1
}

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)

quick

code for a cdc

pubes optional :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)

Here you go. Richy_T's codez work just fine.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)

\o/

now this is a fine use for technology

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)

Nice!

Bet there's a load of dizzy Death Star personnel getting flung about by centrifugal forces, and the gunners complaining about not getting a clean shot.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)

Nah,

They're all gung-ho and like "pow-pow-pow"

Unfortunately, if I drop the framerate, it looks bad and so would require more frames and it's pushing the filesize as it is.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)

Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:57, archived)

The evil empire indeed.

BTW, I used one of the fonts from that mess from last night on the CDC above.
They were still on my desktop and I hate Arial. Almost as much as I hate the
over-roasted crap that StarYucks sells. They do horrid things to the beans.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)

Nice one

Is it the 28 Days Later one?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)

Name is "lt.ttf"

So you might be correct there.

edit: No I see the "28days" there too, Not the same.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)

pov

teh best of all teh languages

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)

Hello good people of b3ta. I cannot sleep.

So I drawn this.

I love you all.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)

Gesundheit!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

Danke.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)

oh noes

he has the swine flu :-(

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)

Warp 7

Engage.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:24, archived)

This is giving me the raging fears

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:54, archived)

You're lucky you have got the willies.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)

a missing link?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)

Nicely.

Brow knobs!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)

they're cross-breeding everything these days...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)

this made me giggle

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)

snakebird?

buffalo finch? i don't know.
fuck it, the temper is getting worse and the nicotine cravings are driving me nuts. i'm going to bed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)

This is Brilliant!

Have my pet Milosh:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)

^this is so good, I almost came

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)

howdy

Something a little different. Trying a couple things. 5x7"

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

that is excellent :D

what did you use to make it?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

its a woodcut

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)

it reminds me of this Supertramp song...

Oh, it's raining again
Oh no, my love's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining again
and you know it's hard to pretend.
Oh no, it's raining again
Too bad I'm losing a friend.
Oh no, it's raining again
Oh, will my heart never mend.

You're old enough some people say
To read the signs and walk away.
It's only time that heals the pain
And makes the sun come out again.
It's raining again
Oh no, my love's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining again
Too bad I'm losing a friend.

La, la, la, ...

C'mon you little fighter
No need to get uptighter
C'mon you little fighter
And get back up again.

It's raining again
Oh no, my love's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining again
Too bad I'm losing a friend.
Oh!Oh!

La, la, la, ...

C'mon you little fighter
No need to get uptighter
C'mon you little fighter
And get back up again
Oh, get back up again
Oh, fill your heart again ...

(It's raining, it's pouring)
(The old man is snoring)
(He went to bed and bumped his head)
(And he couldn't get up in the
morning)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)

i love that song

but breakfast in america is better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)

so many great songs...

..."Rudy" is one of my faves.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:36, archived)

No way Crime of the Century!

(Fly Projector, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)

hairy!

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)

ink etch?...

...wood block?....???

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

very aboriginal

i like it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

sweet

I almost see a bird head on that
like Loplop

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)

Hello!

Looks great.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)

another one of these

how is everybody this evening

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)

i understand now...

...this is really your house.... :D..... sweet!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

make it the evil dead cabin!

trap door in the floor and a moose head on the wall and bingo! instant evil cabin!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

Groovy.

having played Resident Evil so much I keep expecting a big-arse snake to bust through the wall

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

i watched resident evil this morning

i only played the game once. got killed straight away, then threw the joypad, kicked the machine and wouldn't play again. i have a terrible temper at time :/

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)

did you contract the zombie rage virus from playing a zombie game?

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

yes.

yes i did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

keep away, that shit's contagious

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)

would you like some brains?

i mean, coffee?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)

SCOTT CAME. UGLY FACE SO KILLED HIM.

ITCHY.

TASTY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)

I like that movie version.

the licker effects are pretty cool, and it's a sweet cast.
Haven't seen the sequels though.. Paul Anderson has a pretty terrible reputation.
Mortal Kombat and AVP were absolute mince.

The Roger Avary Silent Hill movie was lots of fun, too.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)

silent hill was shite!

re2 isn't bad and re3 has some good effects, but they don't match up to the first. still worth watching, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)

Shite?

True, there was a fair bit of studio interference (mainly writing in the male characters), but I thought he did a good job with the back story..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:36, archived)

the first resident evil was excellent

the second one was pretty bad, the third is worth a watch

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

these movies only make me laugh...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)

of course they do

they're not the least bit scary. if you want a "horror" film that'll have you laughing your arse off, watch the boneyard.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)

you're not supposed to take them seriously :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)

well, i want it to be scary,...

...but it isn't.... none of them are.... not one!.... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)

I'M AWESOME NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, WALRUS MAN

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

dude, you gonna have to nail planks to the windows man, when the sneezing pigs come around

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

Needs more stars, flying blobs and tentacles!

Joking, I like these just as much. Woo.

edit: Q&D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)

it needs...

...a good handyman.... the place is a dump!....(jk)!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)

only just seen this

excellent stuff :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

I am drunk and stoned

and got wet walking a german back from a movie night.

huzzah!

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)

OMG!...

...you went to a movie with a GERMAN?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

Damn you're good

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)

Apparently locked in a deserted cabin somewhere

wondering where the hell the man traps are hidden...

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

-__- ...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)

SWINE FERVOUR!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

blankets? an ice pack?

it's meat, ffs! it's one short step from being on a plate, surrounded by veg and gravy! it's not a person, it's not a baby, IT'S FUCKING FOOD!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

Pigs is pigs.

I reckon this what we get for factory farming practices and poor hygiene
like bird flu
or bovine spongiform encephalitis

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)

more than likely.

i just get wound up when people dress animals or treat them like babies.
"does oo want your din-dins, den?"
"meow"
"he said yes!"

NO, YOU RIDICULOUS FUCKING CRETIN, IT MEOWED, BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CAT! CATS CAN'T SPEAK!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)

you leave my little piggly wiggly alone...

...you bad-o-smashmonkey!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

i will eat your pig and steal its blanket.

not smoking is making me slightly cranky.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

only one solution...

...light up a smoke!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

I WANT TO!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

hehe

images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1987/ga870710.gif

images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1987/ga870711.gif

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weaver., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

pff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

ha ha...

...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

Haha, classic garfield

:-D

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)

well, yes.

my cat does not say "yes thank you I would like my dinner now please" he says "NOW! NOOOOWWWW!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

that is not of this earth.

kill it. kill it now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)

With some sort of pyrotechnics perhaps?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)

yay!...animals in human clothes!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

bouncy happy animal party!

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

yeah...

...they just discovered weed.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)

NARCOTICS, YEAH!

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcilUa6j2O4

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:31, archived)

cartoons don't count

they are generally anthropomorphised anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)

awwwww

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)

sweet holy fucking jesus christ somebody kill it with an axe

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

it has tiny shiny bollocks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)

A shorn scrotum is breathtaking

you should try it

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

would you like me to make you a nice bacon sandwich, miss?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)

yes i would

no crusts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)

righto

on toats?

with lots of butter

and a teaspoon of tomato sauces?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)

YES. DO IT.

cut it in quarters, i can only eat a bit :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)

don't worry, I'll make little tiny bacon sandwichlets

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)

ahhhahhhahhah

excellent

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)

Ze pigs en blanket

She has lingonberry pancakes

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

Just toying with a new t-shirt design...

...not sure if to keep the ink splats or not, also should I add some battle damage to the helmet like in Star Wars/Full Metal Jacket?

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

i'd buy that for a dollar!

EDIT: maybe a bit of battle damage, not too much. what about one of those strap/band things around it with a packet of smokes tucked in?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)

Yeah I was going to include a strap and bullets like the Full Metal Jacket poster...

I will see what it looks like!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)

yay!

give the bounty hunter a bit more humanity!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)

abusive kitten makes me giggle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)

he looks like a nice kitten

www.dailykitten.com/archives/2937-pita-2.html

or possibly she

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

*finds list of daily kitten subscribers*

*visits with a baseball bat*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

Right-o!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

Or a Sabacc card,

sorta like the ace of spades?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)

Cor!

That's ace that is! I'd go with the battle damage, sounds good :)

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)

When you say "T-Shirt design"

do you mean for your own consumption or for sale? I only mention this as most of your images contain recognisable elements that are almost certainly copyright and you would have difficulty selling them through a 3rd party website.

Other than that some of them look nice.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

If I were to make them it would be for sale yes.

Which is why I try an change them a bit. Include somethings and exclude others. I have to admit that I am not too savvy on copyright laws, but how do all those crappy t-shirt websites sell all their t-shirts with celeb faces, films, music, etc...? Do they seriously pay for all those copyrights?!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

I doubt that they pay for anything

but most of the big shirt resellers react quickly to takedown notices. It's just something to be aware of.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

born to infringe on star wars

i guess that's allowed though, there's that vader shirt on threadless with the death star topiary

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

I was going to say that Shada.

It's like we're the same guy.

The same damn hard-boiled guy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

haha why dont you just go and live in a detective universe

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)

Find me one Shada.

Find me one and I fucking will. And I'll be the Vimmiest, Pulchritudiest mo'fucker around.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

Listen up, Jeru

You got the guts, I'll give you that, and we could use a gutsy guy like you on this case.

But we're sure as hell not going to hire you if you aint even got a hardboiled coat to call your own. I don't give a rat's ass about your fedora, it's nothing without the coat. See yourself out.

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)

It totally read that as cardboard coat the first time.

I'm really tempted to make one next time we get a decent sized box now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

haha

you'll just radiate style

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)

I'll be cardboiled!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)

Hey kid, that's great and all

but if you ever make a pun at me again you'll be picking your limbs up off the floor with your teeth, on account of me rippin' them the fuck off

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

Ace Flid: PI

"Oh Ace Flid how can we ever stop him, Hector's taken the money and he's going to get away with it!"
"No chance toots, no-one escapes the long arm of th...oh....."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)

hey!

i got a case, and i don't mean herpes. where can a dame lay her hands on a willing and able dick in this town?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

I got your Ace Dick right here *points...*

*...at the detective agency across the street*

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)

you and me, we'd never make it, sam

you got an itch that i just can't scratch, i'm hotter than a chilli dog in a volcano. you know broads like me are nothing but trouble, so why don't you just let me go back to the gutter.
so long, sam, see you in the funny papers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)

Are you from Busts R Us?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

i deal craps in atlantic city

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

Hell no to coming down to atlantic city.

I'm up to my neck in this weird puzzle shit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)

is that a peace sign on your uniform?...

...get with the program, son!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)

lovely

but you need to stop do the inkblot shit
it looks really crap behind really cool images

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

i don't think you know anything about tshirt design

if you splat it with ink it looks 100% cooler, fact

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

I like it.

I agree with SmashMonkey, though.
It should have a bit of damage and a band thing with some smokes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

that's excellent

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

I have this inked on my cock

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)

Bindun yet?

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

Yep :)

But differently.
www.b3ta.com/board/9399018

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

bugger

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

he looks a bit like

he's got one of mickey mouse's ears, but in red.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)

sort of....

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

i'm predicting the next big thing...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

i'm waiting for the sequel

the great hamster sniffles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)

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Microwave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

He won't stab shit

with that piece.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

Evil mouse shoes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

He'd better not stab anyone

Or he'll end up in the High Court.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

maybe his legs had just grow

but i do like his slippers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

i like his slippers

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

Cool slippers

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

GJM! Love the slippers.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

I want mouse shoes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)

:D:D:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

i got slippers too!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)

RAWRRRR!

good stuff.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

lots and lots of slippers...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)

and a small purple cock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)

well...

...that's not me.... it's Bo from Sweden!.... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

a small-cocked swede?

how rare!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)

I just drew someone as a fliddy T-rex

It turned out weirder than I'd anticipated.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)

it's good

but i wouldn't run away from it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

To me it looks like someone's cut off a T-rex's head and there's a flat face pattern in there.

Like teddybear ham.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)

i know what you mean

that ham is nasty, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

haha

that is awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

Yay! Long-bloke

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

Oh wow

That's lovely, that is.

Where's Rockall in that pic?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

to the left a bit...no, not there..further left

That's it.

:)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

the sea is a big wobbly blue jelly

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)

Swelling sea !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

snot-green sea

scrotum-tightening sea

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

Great lyrics !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

oh fuck

this is more than my wee mind can take

'massive clicks'

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

Very odd looking

Take long to render?

(Appox i'm a box, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

an eon. Compressing to gif killed the quality.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

Very nice!

Woo, yay and clicked.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

motion on teh otion

that's swell:)
needs more drowning policemen..............

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

How the hell did you get the motion of the waves to loop so perfectly?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

thats mesmerising.

i wish i had 300x225 monitor so i could make it my desktop.

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(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

it's the blob!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

lurvely

woo hoo!

(JoePesky, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

Not bad that! Doesn't quite look like natural water,

but the fact that it smoothly loops makes it special! I clicky! :D

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..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

Very nice indeed.

Did you use Dreamscape?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

aye.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

jellywater jellywater splotch splotch splotch

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Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

Lovely!

I want to be in it!

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

bugger

i come back from my house-related duties, sit down with a nice cuppa, and now your undulating wetness is making me want a wee!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

Ooooooh

That's grogeous that is

:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)

wait...

...where's your funny stuff?.....i miss it!.... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

whoa

i like this very much :D
click

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

Ace!

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Grampa, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)

damn this i s pretty cool...how, when and where is the bridge (+shark)

Heli? Help help

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)

Holy surging sea of ink

blackman

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

pfft!

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)

The end is nigh!

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

bacon

chops

cutlets

all gone

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

I has bacons :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

me too :D

as long as it doesnt start sneezing I shall be ok

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

It's a bit cold in the fridge....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

Gone, but not pork-otten

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)

Gone, but pork-rotten

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

ha!

good call

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spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

LOL SWINE FLU

/ac

I love the 28 films mind :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

One flew over the cuckoo stye . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)

Wanna get busted ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Likely they do. And will be when they save up enough for the implants.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

bite your tongue (or fingers in this case)

fake bewbies are horrible

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

I agree.

Yet, they look just like the tarty kind that would
jump at the chance to ruin their figure. So to speak.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

Henceforth the zippers /||||||\

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

It took me a while to spot the obligatory twitches

Subtle pulsing :)

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zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

Wink wink . . . nudge nudge . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

technically excellent

just want more bust in my busted :-(

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

Get in there really close with a magnifying glass . . . and a sharp tongue . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

I'm just saying, I like my women like I like my coffee

uninhibited, funny, adventurous, kinky, unshockable, with generous breasts and the ability to laugh in bed.

Now when that comes to coffee it's really hard to ind a coffee like that. So I'm going to have to start liking my coffee like I like my women.

HOT!

/yeah, single bloke.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

I like my women how I like my coffee.

Ground into a fine powder and percolated through boiling water.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

Cream 'n honey . . . just right for both . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

Short and bitter

...or is that my ex?

(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

I tink they're imposters

...and need to get picked up by the fuzz

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

That is if they don't shave smooth . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

i've been a bad boy

i need punishment.....from both of you:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

Consider yourself cuffed and under a dress !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

you know it...

...bust away!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)

i don't know why i do these things

(whowotme nipple clamps, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

and I don't care

just keep on doing!

woo :-)

EDIT I see you've called it Catlick

if the cat is Italian you could call it Roman Catlick.

badum-tish.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

am i gonna

burn in hull for this?

(whowotme nipple clamps, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

hahahah!!!!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Hahahaha the spacky line on the right makes it :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

haha

i was thinking the same

(whowotme nipple clamps, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

magnifique :-)

very LOL

indeed

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

I would like to see a lemon meringue pie licking this cat next, please

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

Perhaps you're hooked on that cheesey cat flavour . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

i think i was

dropped on my head as baby a few times :)

(whowotme nipple clamps, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

slam-dunked perhaps

like me.

Now I can't smell Technetium-99 and have a fear of green pencil sharpenings

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

Bouncing babies bring about the best brains by far !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

You are a nonsense :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwww

THEY'RE LOVING IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

avoids making a pussy licking joke

oops

most woo, welcome abroad, you're probably not that new but fuck it :D:D

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

OH YEAH! LICK THAT PUSSY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

pussy loves to be llllicked:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

proper subtle, like

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

this is ample

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

How odd!

*click*

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

must away for my beauty sleep.

AND...

TOAP, yes. But i did splice two signs togethr so technically noy just TOAP.

(symbols nicked from www.warningsigngenerator.com)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)

ahaha second one is ace!

also, this isn't compo-able, but have it anyway:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)

custard

where is my custard doughnut? NOWHERE, that's where. Cos they are either slice or ball-shaped. No ring-custard doghnut for me.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

sorry Mr Hat.

the early bird gets to the doughnut shop before the fuzz get there and ransack the good stuff

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

slice and ball doughnuts are topologically equivalent

but I don't see any a priori reason why a toroidal dough-shaped space should not contain (in principle) a finite amount of tasty tasty custard.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

the magnetic containment, dammit!

we need to supercool the dough to 4 kelvin to maintain custard field integrity!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

That reminds me

for London b3tans, Krispy Kreme is doing a set of offers this week:
www.krispykreme.co.uk/offers/
Free doughnuts, without having to join the police.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

good spam

now I just have to drive 85 miles to take advantage....

:-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

Bah

No Scottish stores.
Stupid krispykreme.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

BAD COP!

No doughnut!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

Ignore the haters! TOAP Rules! Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

i fucking love toap.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)

Hahaha!

You should hear him cursing when he
tries to light a smoke in the wind.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

"By the dad!" he might say.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

ha ha haaa!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

shame there's not enough signs on the site

I had the handwashing one and thought doing something about OCD but couldn't text it correctly to be funny....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

You can find signs to mash all over the place.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

p.s. I love your captioned 1920s pictures,

best thing since Punch.

can you get them published at all? Maybe through Lula? (is what Jolly Jack uses)...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

I've looked at it, but the cost for colour is insane.

A proper printing and publishing is what is needed.
However, the last two companies that contacted me
didn't follow through after a bit. The jokes are a little
too nasty I think. I might just have to use vanity press
of some sort soon. A lot of people want hardcopy.
Which is flattering and I thank all of you for saying so.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

what I'd say is, it's quite easy to get humour fatigue after a while

reading 200+ pictures in a row.

maybe sell them on to a web newsletter, one at a time and reach a wide audience.

EDIT not like I haven't seen books a la same character in WH Smiths in the run up to Schristmas, stocking fillas etc, small format.

(What do I know, I'm an engineer...)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

Indeed. I think they would sell quite well.

But the overt sexual humour is a little stronger than what is usually seen.
Sort of my point or direction that I chose. Also illustrating Asbolina from a
child to her maturity is problematic in this age of insane anti-childpornism.
Not that actions are shown, but what is/I have implied is often much worse.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)

even Private Eye might take a large selection of yours...?

ask 'em? (but retain all rights of course...)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

Oh fuck yeah. I'd jump at the chance to be in PE.

Yobs/Yobettes is fantastic and can get kinda close to the same level.
And "It's grim up north london" is one of my favorite comic strips ever.

Ok, I'll think about it, and perhaps send them a inquiry note.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

The first one made me think of...

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

don't make me ROFL

I have dicky phlegm-filled lungs at the moment and it hurts :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

Huh ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

........

did we.....

um...?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

May Bee . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

now then......i was supposed to forget something

what was it?....this is helping:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Was it the one on the other side of the . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

WUT?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

That's wut I'm tokin' about !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

i did...

...and then...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

and women

remember, there was a bird in charge of the whole de Menezes operation thing...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

Fucking hell no wonder it all went tits up.

At least get a cat to do it or something, they're fairly intelligent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Useful one that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

just time for a quickie before the bus comes

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)

ahhhhhahhhahh fuck

brilliant

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)

ta bud:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)

hahaha!!

feckin A++

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)

mucho appreciato

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)

haha

where's a copper when you need one

(whowotme nipple clamps, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)

arf-i never need one

that's cos i'm a burglar:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)

Hahaha top pissing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

bonjourna teh epiph

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)

OH HAI!

Ive been looking at graphs all evening.
And coming to conclusions.

How are you?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

I'm good

spent this weekend away getting laid and tattooed, so it's been better than most weekends. Have I missed anything good?

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

I dont know, oh, someone found this:

photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs018.snc1/3006_190789730044_586520044_6770387_6772574_n.jpg

I got drunk and spent sunday hungover like fuck

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)

hahahah fuck

that is a find and a half

sunday was a hangover day for me and all mate, it means you probably had a good time on saturday ;D

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

Loan came! :D

I bought food, and got accidently drunk :D
Still think fast food shits on banana tho.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

I googled banana dogs, they were already there so they're OLD HAT

fast food is the way forward

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Oh fuck, I googled fast food dogs, there is a few, but also this

bitcast-a.v1.fra1.bitgravity.com/break/dnet/media/2008/10/92%20Ghost%20Dogs.jpg

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

this one is the better of the two

haha fuck I'm actually dying here!!

'saves'

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

Yes! :D

Excellent.

*remembers the first time I found fast food dogs* :D

Laughs some more :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

classic b3ta!

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Profile updated :D

Now contains dogs :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

haha!

wait a sec, twitter? 'checks facebook'

you have a new stalker :P

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

Yay, stalk stalk.

I don't do anything on twitter mind :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

I have an ex stalking me on twitter

it's funny

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

LOL

You should tweet. "had sex lol" or something just to piss him off :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

I love how my ex was a him

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

It?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

and this:

blogs.augusta.com/files/u22437/Wiener_Dogs_Dozi.jpg

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

Hahahah what the fuck?!ahaha

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

Sure enough . . . now he'll remember where to catch the bus next time . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)

hahaha

he nose y'know:)...nice of you to pop by

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

I have been havink technickel difficultiness . . .

I did however notice your new cloaking device . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

:D...goddam tecknickells

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

Shake a leg!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)

he dribbled a bit:)

that's politicians for ya

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

:D...

...you're on my funny list!.... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

Plant a PC in '93

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

we plant the PC, nature grows the PC and then we eat the PC

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spacefish bong!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

That reminds me of a certain episode of the Young Ones

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

i am neil...

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spacefish bong!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

Neil, Neil, orange peel

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

Hahahahaahahaha

I just checked your profile again!

That you are matey ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

bloody hell he is and all!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)

this ^

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)

Does that make me mike then?

I don't want to be mike.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)

ahahaha

*clicks*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

stamps on em

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

hahaha

superstuff:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

on a related note:

bit shit, and if not bindun, i'll plug my butt.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

Haha :)

Tenuous repost opportunity sighted!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)

new t-shirt spamspamspamspam

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)

*touches

*runs away

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)

*nose lights up*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)

I need some new shirts

Happened upon this guy the other week, not only is he awesome but he's based in my town
store.glennz.com/

nice

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

Some crackers there.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

yeah mediocre mentioned his Dark Side of the Garden one

www.threadless.com/product/256/Dark_Side_of_the_Garden

which led me to the main site.
New designs in the voting section.

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

Seen that one before.

Is the Tetris Ants one by him too? I liked that one.

edit: Ah, no. Different artist...

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)

Oooh those are good

Id defo wear the dogs and the clownfish ones

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

Some great T shirts there

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

cool

think i'm in there

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

Cool

A lot of our stuff could be on that lot to be honest

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)

ive got his, coke and mentos space shuttle one.. I want more though!

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Jorvic, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

it looks so tasty

stop teasing me:))

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)

I'm rather tempted by your

I'm 'avin 'oops t-shirt actually...

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Jorvic, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

the mice have moved in

so there goes the neighborhood

(whowotme nipple clamps, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

ahhhhahhhhahhhhah yes

I like you already

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

Long time no poke . . .

*pokes*

*goes to bed*
Hope you're well!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

gut that muthafucka!

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

Haha

Those cunning, dastardly, fiends

best use of duct tape EVVVER

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

C'MON BARRY!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)

woah woah woah

she's got a chicken to ride! my baby donkey! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

hahahhahhaha mouse

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

i love this

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

brillig!

bears, duct tape and knives- a recipe for EXCITEMENT

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spacefish bong!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

lol

lol again:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)

no reason...

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--- ---, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

none needed

ace work!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

this does not contain superbly animated cats

but i highly approve anyway

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

Wonderful

you talented git.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

Ha ha

That's wonderful. He really is about as useful as an Easter Island statue, too.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

gaaah

You appear to have pissed a bit on my mind

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

i pissed a bit on your sandwiches earlier

i hope you don't mind

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

So let me get this straight

it was easter island and now it's sandwich island?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

thousand island

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

No, man

(apparently no man is an island)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

oh, nicely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

they're called moai

and the island is Rapa Nui

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

Easter [island] Features

Woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

Nice :)

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Frogbeat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

AAAAAARGH

KILL IT WITH HAMMERS

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

my tutor at college saw this and said 'disgusting'

but he loved it. and i love it (hammer time me thinks)
i love going around the blocks at college

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

wonderful

you've captured his essence

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)

hehehe

awsome, how did you find him without his makeup on?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

why the long face?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

Top work sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

That is the best caricature of the bloke I have ever seen

Tag it, for it WILL be nicked mate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

too late!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

I'm so slow!

Damn!
; )

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--- ---, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

*puts mictosig on it*

*earns faaaasands*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

did it work?

b3ta.com/board/9395718

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)

i've tried that before and it didn't work for me :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

I've heard it's a bit hit and miss

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)

fucking adobe cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

what about to .avi

gif to avi sometimes works on pc... not used an spac so i'm not sure how they work with only one button...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

my mouse has 4 buttons

and it works fine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)

macs are great as are pc

all you have to do is plug in a pc mouse into a mac..it's not rocket science.
I still don't understand why they use that shit one button mouse

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)

oh right

now i know

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)

science always wins :)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

popular science!

5.media.tumblr.com/Q3vCFPeTTmsxrld7qvORGIATo1_500.jpg
THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

Unfortunately not, but thanks for the shout mate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)

oh well...another thing for the fanboys to compare

pc for the win

best bet looks like getting your hands on a copy of fireworks

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)

Having a look now

Though someone you don't get on with reckons I will hate it; but *sigh* we only live once, and I will be on this place till I die ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)

I don't get on with?.....he can fuck off and die

I know you may not like me saying that..but nobody threatens me.

idle threat or not

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)

Hahaha! I love you

Just ordered a legit copy on that wonderful note :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)

that really works :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

This is very good

now make him spout lies about how much he's improved the situation in Afghanistan.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

look at him fighting to keep his spacky chin up

lovely

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spacefish bong!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

needs more dinos....sausages!

TJ : should i stick a pin in this blister?
Blister

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

go to a doctor you helmet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

its been like it for years

edit : i'm sure its gotten bigger this past week... then again I don't look at my eyes very often

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

what the fuck? o.O

how'd you get that?..last time I saw something like that it was caused by a bomber from a joint :D

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

by joint you mean part of the sunday roast?

I am unfamiliar with that phrase

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)

yea whatever you say your holiness

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

no seriously

i'm quite ignorant :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)

I'm not even going to entertain you..good day

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

fine be like that

i'm gonna have to use google now ffs (i honestly have no idea what that means)
that has shed no light... what is a bomber?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

maybe if you said that in the first place 'what is a bomber'

it's a hot drop out from a joint..when you don't burn the hash right when crumbling it into the joint :)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)

well i thought you would have picked up on the sarcasm of a sunday joint....

bling burns (as goldy looking chain put it - i think thats what they said
"Burnt a new hole in my tracksuit today")?
Thank you for another learny thing today :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)

learny things am good

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)

arf

look at that evil scottish eye*shivers*

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)

Shopped images only please

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

that's hot

1. edition.cnn.com/2009/US/04/22/missing.virus.sample/index.html
2. news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/talking_point/8018428.stm
3. intermediate result: Virus 1 - 0 Human

(otscho from heaven, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)

catnippp?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)

You forgot this:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

Horse Encephalitis therefore PIG FLU!

Of course, it makes so much sense now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

it's ham.

touch it, you know you want to.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

^ THIS ^

ow, fuck it. Going to bed early today. With a book.

g'bye all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

G'night Medi

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

~~Book~~ butt prostitute

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

hahah

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)

haha

hahaha

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)

flesh is spongy and bruised?

you had snu-snu, didn't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

Poor pigs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

nice

slight TJ- can someone do a joke based on bird flu and swine fever combining with punchline being flying pig flu, i've got revision to do
cheers :P

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

you can get lost

this is my turf!

... /// ...

(sanguine_badger, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

WIPE THE PLANET CLEAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

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