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[challenge entry] Was going to do the background but then got bored
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Iconic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# and tonic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# bubonic?
I'm in the mood for a G&T now.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# try white port and tonic
it'll piss off the bar staff because they're unlikely to have it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# colonic
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# bionic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# with a dash, but just a dash, of
Angostura Bitters?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# mmmmm
I got my Malarone but I still think I'll need to drink a LOT of G&T
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Don't forget the marmite!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# urgh
I don't like Marmite

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Marmite = best mossie repellent in the world
Malarone makes me seriously ill, I can't take it.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I tried malarone
and it made me angry. I ended up not taking any more.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It's horrific stuff.
Best avoided.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# oh
:(

I just spent like all of my money on some pills
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I did say!
that I wouldn't bother with anti-malarials. I'm off to a very mossie infested place in about 3 weeks, I'm just not bothering.
Getting the useful shots, but anti-malarials, nah.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Gahh, poor JPG, you had bad reactions to both Lariam AND Malarone!
(You mentioned the Lariam earlier).

Malarone's not as side-effect-free as I thought :-(
   http://emc.medicines.org.uk/medicine/756/SPC/Malarone/#UNDESIRABLE_EFFECTS

...but I had no problem with it. I believed that it did not have the weird-paranoid-nightmare side-effects of Lariam, but it seems that it still may cause "Abnormal dreams".

EDIT: Comparing the two, I'd still much rather give Malarone a try, and avoid Lariam. Scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I'm evidently just not good with these kind of drugs...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Does that stop mozzies?
It certainly stops me from going anywhere near my girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Are you saying that your....
Ah, no, of course you're not. Sorry. As you were.

;-)

Marmite works a charm on the insect repellent front, bizarrely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# 

                         Blood
               BloodBrainSkull
     BloodSkullBrainBloodBlood
BloodBloodBloodBrainBrainBlood   Bullet
     BloodBloodBrainSkullBrain
                 BloodBloodEye
                          Hair
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# AFAIK
his eyes stayed in. An iconic photo, bit of a depressing subject though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That's pretty nifty!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Thanks!
I'm at work so I'm stuck with CorelDRAW.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Do Tiananmen Square next
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# This
is flippin ace
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] schoolyard giggles...
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hang on
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Super Hang On
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Mecha-Hang On
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ULTRA HANG ON!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *falls*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# What a game!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Yes, a game!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# "Hilarious"
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# The Sun
****
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# erm... im confuzzled
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Originally it would say
BOOBLESS
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# and.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Well
You've got me there. I was done.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hmmmmm....
Not sure what's going on here.
Nasty calculator, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I've seen better
- sorry - read that a nice calculator for some reason...

I think I'm cracking up.

JPG I agree with you wholeheartedly and would gladly die to protect the things you stand for.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# My bad back?
Oh, you don't need to die for that.
Very kind of you to offer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# "This week we'd like you to make an animal or a celebrity, or something generally recognisable... entirely from letters and punctuation. It's like making ascii art, but using Photoshop."
Well done. You win prick of the day award.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# BOOBLESS on a calculator is instantly recognisable by juveniles around the world
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# We had a home ec teacher at school called Mrs. Bienca who was rumoured to have had a breast removed coz of cancer.
Being the lovely children that we were, we called her Bienci Wenci One Tit.
I still feel ashamed to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# One woman on an island (press 1)
Plus 5000 men (press + 5000)
She fucks each of them 7 times (press x 7)
What is she? (press = then turn the calculator upside down)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Superb
I just fished out a calculator to try that.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Amazing
I genuinely had never seen this before and smirked at the result on my cheapocalc. Ta!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# YOUR MUM
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# MY MUM IS CLINICALLY DEPRESSED AND IN AN INSTITUTION
THANKS FOR BRINGING ME BACK TO EARTH, BUDDY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# FULL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Double Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# a
reeeeeecord breaaaker?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ^haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Part 2
Part the Oneth

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# pffft
silly
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# oh dear
www.sadtrombone.com/
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# O_O
I must read some Lovecraft one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# then I wouldn't look quite so much of an idiot
in situations exactly like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
I do enjoy DIY SOS though. Is it on tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
Fuck you sick mole!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
but careful, Wow and Joliet will be sliding off their chairs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# apparently it's still porn day on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# pffft - that was funny
but when I suggested* invading a knitting forum about 3 years ago I got into all sorts of trouble!


*fully planned
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# elaborate...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ha!
Ebaumsworld isn't actually involved, the 'chans are just trying to get them sued by using their name.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# no i'm pretty sure it's all ebaumsworld
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
I like this Tribs you cad!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Haha
Have this pea...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# HAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# .co.uk wouldn't have worked
Terrorist threat: FOILED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I was thinking that it needs updating.
But you clearly haven't clicked the image...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D
need moar teasy kilt men round this place
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] so THAT'S why they're that shape!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Ooooh, cunning!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# suddenly it all makes sense somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Oh you!!
I could have pearoatsed in this thread!!
Now I'll be flamed unnessercerelery


Edit: most wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# That's a work of genius.
So much for a rubbish compo, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I had no ideas, then this happened,
now I'm warming to it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It all becomes clear!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *apple-auds*
i pod,therefor....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# ears, shoulders knees and toes...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# with the earbuds sticking out i thought it was going to spell "bosch"
COINCIDENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# That's splendid!
Have some iPod related peas:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Ooh
you clever person you
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Noon b3ta. I'm going to be a cunt and roast a pea in the name of the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Teatree oil from Tasmania is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# And I'm going to be a cunt and not click it a second time
;OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Tea Tree?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Unfortunately it is a pun,yes.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *angers*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
this makes my skin burn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Could you not have posted that in the thread above?
pfffft. I hadn't seen it, but in the interests of parity since I've been admonishing maxshanly for his profligate use of threads, then I'll just say you bad, bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Yes i could,
But when i posted, the thread above didn't exist, cos mine was the top thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# You're just waaaay too logical for this time of day, sir.
Waste of a perfectly good paradox ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# arf
must be afternoon T
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Tree men does.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hello Darling, fancy a Chuckle?
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# this is getting like RimmerWorld
but worse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# meh

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# oh. my. fucking. god.
that is beautiful and scary in equal measures

That deserves...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I profiled that, did you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
not bad for a Powerpoint job!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Hippy Candle Type-Thing Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# it's the flame that never dies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# until tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# GODDAMMIT
DO YOU HAVE TO SPOIL EVERYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yes
everything - you should learn to live with it or have me killed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha
I read that as 'have me milked'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# well
I'm up for whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Oh yes, happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I hate Hemel Hempstead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# have a creepy cat what I found for your compliance
dinoaids.com/bbs/src/1230064431447.gif (760Kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# holy shit, that is creepy... what the hell is that from?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# no idea
found it with StumbleUpon add-on for FF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# there's all sorts on there
dinoaids.com/bbs/src
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# You know I sing that in my head to the Dr Pepper jingle
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# haha really
the Baaaabarossah version or the original
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I dont know what the original is... so the barbarosah, whats the worst that could happen one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha
Barcelona is the original http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcelona_(Freddie_Mercury_song)

Somebody with the skills should make your version

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I'm assuming she wants to do sex on me
it's a fairly safe assumption
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Well, in fairness, we all do.
with you, not her, just to be clear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# :D
I'M SEXY :D

ha ha ha - if only you all knew :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# that is you in your profile isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# parts of me yes
... freebs made it and I'm not sure where he got the bits from, but some of it is worryingly familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *crosses fingers and prays that the beard is real*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I have a beard
but I'm not sure it's that one... although that is a worryingly accurate portrayal of my current beard - so perhaps I'm trying to make myself look like my profile pic

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I'd have turned into a vector, were that the case.
Ah, that would have been before I spring-cleaned my profile. It's no longer there.

Darn.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# sparse
but colourful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *has illusions shattered*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I imagine you to be some kind of cross between Sean Connery and Duncan Bannatyne
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I'm not sure what the other one looks like
but I have infinitely more hair that Sir Sean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# she is impatient
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# you can tell by her ear lobes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# oh ok,
I'll still sing it to myself my way :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I'm fucking singing it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# :D
My work here is done!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# it actually works with lots of usernames
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Leave it at barbs, or everyone will want a picture :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# haha
tis true
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Baaaarrrrrreeeeeheadwound
so misssssunderstooood
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# B3ta the Opera
It isn't over until Pasanonic punches some cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Misunderstood, moi?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# your sig should so be "What's the worst that can happen"
after your heart-felt apology gets recognised!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *doesn't do what he's told*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# OOOH YOU, YOU, YOU RENEGADE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Wow.
Just, wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Max, man, I am going to have to ignore you if you keep hammering these all over the board.
Your last post is only 3 threads down, and it's already been mentioned that there are limited threads on the board. Can you show a little consideration please and be a bit more sparing in your use of threads?

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ^What he said
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# You wait
He's about to start doing them all with the other brother next
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# What is the difference.
Between doing the Chuckles and all the Frys?
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# It's more the frequency of the threads rather than the subject matter
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# one-man-bandwagons
as good as they are, generally ought to be put in existing threads if they are going to turn up at a fast pace

also - I'd like to see all these lined up in an identity parade!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# There's only 2 Frys on the board as far as I can see,
and they were done by different people a couple of hours apart.

I'm not having a go (well I probably am but that's not how it's intended), I'm just encouraging a bit more consideration, thassall.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# you are pasanonic AICMFP
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oh don't you start...
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# just kidding hehe
off home now wooot. spent all day on b3ta.. now off home to erm.. do the same..
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# You dirty great lurker you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Fist Pie?
*leaves it*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Prof UnderCover's advice column:
DON'T SPUNK YER LOAD AWAY ALL IN ONE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# it's makes an annoying mess
and you'll end up with a low post count
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# And what a delightful evening it is too...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# That's not frying, it's falling with style
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Oooooh!
*huuuuuuuuuuugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# REACH FOR THE FRYYyyyy
oops thats woody aint it?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# and to a delightful evening to you too AND BEYOND!
can never beat a good Fry post!

Oi rob ya gingernut!? WHen you going to get Mr. Fry to do a interview on b3ta?!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I think we should all put 'Oi rob we want a newsletter interview with Mr. Fry' in our profiles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Suits him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Yay! A roasted pea opportunity

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitably . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahah
unexpected whisk?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# well, I thought I usually write 'b3ta'
I thought I usually write 'b3ta'but if the words have swapped with pictures I'd put a beater there . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# T.J. Friends, b3tans, countrymen
is it;

A few brief seconds are all there is.

or;


A few brief seconds is all there are.

if possible please cite your reference. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# It's "Hurry up!"
EDIT: in all seriousnessness, I think it's the second one.

EDIT2: Actually I think it's the first one.

EDIT3: Actually I'm not sure. Maybe it can be either.

EDIT4: I think they're both wrong. You can't have brief seconds anyway. A second is a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# hmnnnn... thanks for putting thought into it, now I'm even more confused
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# "...are all there are..."
????
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# neither
it's 'lend me your ears'

C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# why I oughta!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# There are only a few seconds
Easy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# you removed his briefs!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *feels all clever 'cos he got that*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# up yer bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# With an eggbeater?
Not even Mrs. H is allowed to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Pfffft.
b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# haha! full of b3tany goodness
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Haha lovely
Undexpected expected horse beater
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# you, Sir, are a wonderful nonsence
you glee me the fuck out you old sod
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Gordon "Chuckle" Brown
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# EEP

That is a bit well done. It's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha! He looks like an entry for any gallery of local councillors!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# m/f
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# CHUCKLE OVERLOAD
An error of type "CHUCKLE" has occured. Press F5 to continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# That's nicely done that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# To me, to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Expenses that is.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# It's Ben Stiller and Ben Affleck!


But which one is which?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# MAAAAT. DAAAAAAYMINNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# CO NAAAAAAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# COHHHHHHHHHHHHH. NNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I don't really care.
(67227, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# O hai trolling account.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hello regular troll account
are you actually going to DO SOMETHING or are you just going to antagonize people for awhile till you start to feel bad and stop?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hai
I know you!
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Mess with Barbie!
= Mess with Ninj!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I could never tell them apart from the start


I think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I have the same trouble with Fern Britton and Fearne Cotton

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I don't know who these people are
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I envy you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Let's keep it that way then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ooh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# the one on the left is Silar from Heroes
and the one on the right is Richard Apples from Lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# nicely, sir!
Alternate title: 'The Unfunny One & The Untalented One'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Meet Jock.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
www.goldenpages.ie/search/Your_Post/ducks.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# It looks a bit like the Vision On logo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# pfft
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8061031.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# haha
I love that the people who make the shirt still retain their dignity at the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# pfft
no company that produces that has any dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Making deafness fun.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Making what?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# why are leggings called mumblers?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE LIPS MOVE BUT YOU CAN'T HEAR WHAT THE CUNT SAYS LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# you should try that joke on the Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I showed someone last night the technique of tipping 1 yen for bad service
it's so much more insulting than no tip at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# you are gonna get chopped up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# ^This
Quick question to all you lovely folk, where does one host those lovely little polls you have embedded in posts occasionally?

Cheers earses
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
#
minipolls.com

and www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
#
here are some remixes

I should really resurrect zombiemoonrobots (it's still technically alive but goddammit if i'm trawling through the thousands of spammers to find the possible one person who actually wants to join up), but right now i'm writing the new shitrags post.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Cheers dude
You rock, and happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ta
I couldn't resist the first one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# pron n/a
(otscho from heaven, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Why did the artist draw him with a ginger mane?
SCOTTISH PROPAGANDA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# The Scottish lobby in the US is demanding that the next Supreme Court Justice be a person who likes to wear skirts and enjoys golf for reason other than being an upper class fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I honestly think this would solve 75% of the israel/palestine conflict
25% can't be solved in our lifetime so this is the optimum solution.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# this duck?
THIS FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Fuck - I need to get on with some work
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# YES
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post410314
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# fuckin clicks!
yes - this is a must
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I ain't spooning no duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# one of the lesser known lines from the Ghostbusters Theme
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# SPUCKDOONSPUCKDOONSPUCKDOON
Picards!



*sets phaser to misunderstand*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Y'know them marbles we found in the street last week
I think they may have been Freebs'
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I've been using them to keep my womb busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Good plan
best to keep wombs occupied or they get themselves into trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Marble juggling womb?!
cripes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Who said anything about juggling? It's writing an essay on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# It does glass engraving too.
Get it on 'Britain's got talent' or suchlike.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# No. I'm never opening my creamy whites in Piers Morgan's direction ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# That's silly, ducks need forks,
it has already got a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a fork
it's meeting the mallard of my dreams, then meeting his beautiful.... stork.

Isn't it iroduck, don't you think? A little TOO iroduck, and yeah I probably don't think all that much because I'm a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# *fails badly to identify quote*
He didn't even give it a TIN-OPENER, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Alanis Morissette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Aha
She of the 1960s household appliance name.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Oh she of the fashionable buddhism.
don't get me started. Just because you claim to be a buddhist and stop shaving your armpits, don't go thinking you're better than me. You're not. Hairy little woman.

Grrrng.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# DUUUUUUCCKGUUUAAAARRRDD
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# this duck was exposed to spoons for THIRTY MINUTES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# fuzzy duck fuzzy duck fuzzy duck
SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# posh duck born with a silver spoon in his mouth
falsely claiming on a second duck house?

DUCKSPOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# silver spoons was carlton's big break before fresh prince
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfnKo2WZfG8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# What
the deuce?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm having crispy duck pancakes for dinner tonight
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# This explains so much!
Such as, the feathers in my hot chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Are you sure?

Good afternoons young b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# DUCK DUCK WINK DUCK SPOON DUCK DUCK WINK DUCK SPOON DUCK DUCK SPONG
I heard a joke about spooning last night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# not as much fun as forking
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ok, since you asked...
Theres 3 guys waiting for a job interview.
The first one goes in, and the interviewer asks the question
"There's a man and a woman in bed, in the spoon position, what is the mans name?"
The guy replys "Steve"
The guy gets it wrong, and leaves for the 2nd guy to enter
Same question and he replies "Dave"
Wrong again.
The 3rd guy goes in and gets asked the same question to which he replies
"I've put a lot of thought into it, and it's either Willy Turner, or Willy Nailer"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# or Stickit Upherarse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Needs more island.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# duck duck duck duck duck duck
GOOSE! SPOON! *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# What the hell is going on around here?
Ducks and spoons!? I ask you. Oh, and now pilchards! I remember when it was all green fields around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# you've tuned into the wrong website
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# That's a lovely swan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Rare photo from the Dottycotta Army
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# arf
I don't watch Eastenders very often, but have seen a few lately.

Is Nick Cotton just the least frightening villain you ever saw or what?

He's like Dick Van Dyke meets Fagin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hes more pityful than scary,if i seen him in real life id buy him a cup of hot soup
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# he'd probably give you a chinese burn though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# then id have to cunt him in the fuck wouldnt i
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# THAT BASTARD NICK COTTON,IM GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# *puts £5 on Nick Cotton*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *knocks nick cotton to the ground with an uppercut,stomps on his face and nicks grifty's fiver*
ahhhh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# roll credits
www.mobiles24.com/downloads/s/99218-3-sound_effect-eastenders_drums
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# next time i piledriver dott
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *sets video*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Phwoar, Nick Cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# really?
Allo Ma!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# He was my first bad boy crush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Really?!
Are you sure you're not thinking of Nick Knowles?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# He'd get it too
but I've always loved Nick Cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Well it takes all sorts!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
I do like the lady designer in DIY SOS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# The new one's much prettier than the old one
although they both managed to get into argie bargies with the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I quite like the big chap, he's quite sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I'd do 'em all
except Billy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Which one's he?
Is he arsy little brown chap? He's lovely. Not in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
I'm going to be watching Mrs S more closely next time that's on!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# What?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I hadn't realised that DIY SOS was such a draw for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Men with tools. It doesn't take much to get me going.
Give me a furry bellied man in his mid 40s with a drill, and I'll give you an uberhorny girl in her mid twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Make that two uberhorny girls in their mid twenties
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *gets a drill*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *high easily pleased five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *high fives*
*plans to get beardedwife doing some DIY tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I'm going to make hubbie put some shelves up at the weekend.
I shall be watching intensely. I hope I let him finish them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *rubs hair restorer into tummy*
*overdoes it*
*develops new giant caterpillar*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# The older electrician
He's lovely but in a dappy sort of way. Definitely not doable.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I forget who that is. Is he a big baldy chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Edit: Jaysus - sorry about that

Resized JPEG graphic
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# little brown arsy chap, then.
He is a cutie, I don't want to jump on him though.

Having just googled, I can now confirm that I must be due very shortly because I almost licked the monitor when I saw Nick Knowles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# He should be the next James Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# He's far too fine for his own good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
www.nickknowles.com/downloads/nk-wallpaper1024-08.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Sweet merciful Jesus!
And that's the rest of the day gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# IN A KILT TOO?!
I'm going to put the monitor in my pants now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# It was like he was coming at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I misplaced teh upload codez
:OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# EXTERMI-NICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Stop being good!
Stop it!

*cries*

Nice :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Aw bless, sorry...
*Hugs and wipes tears* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yay, hugs!
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# :D hah, Audrey Hepburn
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *autoclick*
I love the way your brain works!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# What brain?
:) *Hugs also* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# \o/
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# :D hahaha!
Bless the TA. Always arguing when you tell them they're just really tall Cub scouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# o_0


(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# who'd have thought it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Fuck me, Prescott in a dress is prettier than all members of Girls Aloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Put together, shaved and repackaged
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I hope by repackaged you mean in those lovely wooden boxes we put people that can't be bothered to get up any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I meant in whatever containers we have handy that are heavy enough to sink very very deep
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Fridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Nah, then the fishies don't get a nibble
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# 'mechanically recovered meat fragments'
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# That wonderful phrase: 'reformed ham'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# mmm
foamy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *froths*
Is your sig referring to Buncefield?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# no
I just happened to be working in HH on a contract when I signed up for B3ta
Buncefield was the year after although I was just 1/4 of a mile from there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yeah, I just checked
Our HQ was in HH and they had to relocate to our teeeeeeeeeeeeny tiny office when it happened. I didn't think it was that long ago.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Buncefield wasn't 4 years ago, was it?
I'd been working here longer than a couple of months when it happened, at least a couple of years. I work in Tring, to explain, just down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 11 December 2005
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# The fuck!?
Christ, time moves quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# it gets quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Oh don't say that...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I am now imagining Girls Aloud taking Prescott up on his offer of letting them writhe all over him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Well they've got to do something for lip gloss and lambrini money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hold on...
you mean the ginger one right?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# The ginger one?
www.virginmedia.com/images/nicola-gabook-gal-300.jpg

You mean Priscilla, Queen of the Hair Dye? Trannytits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# She can't even smile without looking like she's trying to fart surrepticiously.
Nah. I think even if she was actually attractive to me and had a bit of meat on that 14 year old frame I still wouldn't. Just not my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hmmmm
needs less essex...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Aye!
blog.petegraham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/girls-aloud.png

Priscilla Evans
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ginger = win
Her = no win, do not collect £200, you owe me £1440 for park lane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Tim Minchin?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Right, that's it, you're one of mine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# like you'd slam the door in her face if she turned up on your doorstep one cold lonely night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# mmmm
WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# All manner of wrong right there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# phwoooar!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
he looks like one of the little piggies in the Blackadder Xmas special
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# That makes me laugh
everytime
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# she's hot
she's prescHOT:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# A ContextFree thingy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# And some new TREDL fan art
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# DEFINE: TREDL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9460860
www.b3ta.com/board/9460960
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# POWER TREDL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# i should be studying what am i even doing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# TREDL
Man yours is in HiDef
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# TREDL ON SKY HD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I'd subscribe if tredl had a 24 hour marathon each week
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Apologies to Cockweasle
TREDL is not the new SNARN. There can be only one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Both lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# It's like early this morning again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# i just had
the fear that I had imagined most of my working day to be over and it was really still morning.
(prostheses, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I thought Pasanonic and JMG were going to start fighting again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ooo linky?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Here's the summary:
JMG: "i'm very popular"

Pasanonic: "I'm totally tough and i'm really going to punch some people at the next bash"

repeat until tired
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hey that's exactly it!
Ozning gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I'm in tokyo right now and itt's 11:22
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# KAWAII
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I shouted that at some harajuku girls
they turned away in disgust.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WORD WITHOUT YOU AND I TOTALLY HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I SUPPOSE THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# also, to explain my evening in tokyo, here's what i said to my cousin an hour or so ago:
"went out for sushi - some old guy bought me a bottle of shoju (rice whisky) and before i could decline the waitress had opened the bottle and poured me a glass. Half an hour later later i'm wondering how to get the hell out of this situation politely when he got up and left. Turns out he was just a nice guy that wanted a chat.

Thankyou, scary old guy who just wanted me to like Tokyo."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# aw!
You are living Lost In Translation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah I searched it and saw.
It's interesting 'cos Pasanonic's based in my neck of the woods and I half expect to see him at a Manc bashette one of these days.

Personally I've never had issues with the guy - in fact he'd probably be pretty good value over a beer - but this whole thing about internets spilling over into real life violence is just a bit much.

It's the internet, people. Serious business I know but let's keep things in context, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That's the really difficult part for me
I was raised as a quaker and was always taught that resorting to violence was the weak option.

I once accepted his offer to be flown to london so we could square up for a fight (i've trained in dragon style kung fu for more than ten years but have been out of training for a few years by now). I just really want to see these kind of threats go away. He put me on ignore straight after that.

That being said, knowing pasanonic he'd probably bring a gun or two along.

Accepting the offer makes me a weak impotent piece of shit in my own mind, him ignoring me after that makes him even weaker.

Now whenever I reply to his posts I get a whole bunch of *sigh* responses from others.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I think the hard part for me is when he says that everyone goes quiet when he offers to meet up in person
THEY ALL GO QUIET BECAUSE YOU PUT THEM ON IGNORE, PASANONIC

Can someone who he isn's ignoring please copy and paste the last two posts and gaz them to him?

I'm more interested in people not pretending to be tough on the internet than I am in a fight because only weak cunts would let it get to that point.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# seriously though, can someone please message what i just said to him?
I know for a fact that he doesn't have me on ignore anymore but it would help if someone who respected him sent this on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# oh god no
I can't be bothered searching for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# TREDL TREDL TREDL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *highly approves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# oooh loverly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# these have been wonderful
and still are :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Apologies for the lolcat styleeee


(And general shitness) - I have a new found respect for endless loops.I have a new found respect for endless loops.I have a new found respect for endless loops. etc etc
(ScrewYouHippy, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# holy crap!
I rather like this, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# What does the tattoo mean?
Does it mean something wonderful, like MAGIC SEX CHALICE?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# it says 'Captain Wow' :D
it's 'fish' in Arabic, only written the 'English' way, from left to right. a strange nickname that won't go away after 10 years. I want more, cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Tattoos are very addictive
I have three, and will still have three once I've got the rest of my 1/4 sleeve done, but it'll be 2 and one rather large one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# nice, what sort of stuff you getting for the sleeve?
Mrs McBadger wants a big picture across her chesty area but I'm not convinced
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I've got a sprig of ivy at the moment on my upper arm (about 6 inches by 2.5)
and I'm going to surround it with forget-me-nots and other ivy, and trail it up over my shoulder and down my back a bit.

I'd say no to chest tattoos, but only because dresses with sleeves are easier to come by than dresses with high necklines, but that's really it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I only have 2 but have a hankering after seeing this on John Mayer:
bauergriffinonline.com/bfm_gallery/2008/06/mayerSleeveJog/post_image/post_image-leader_mayer_j_b_gr_05.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# One thing I would say- it's gorgeous, but I'd not go with anything too Japanese
purely because the amount of Whitey McHonkeyboys wandering around with Japanese tats is getting on my wick now, nothing more than that.

:D I'm not fair, but at least I'm a cunt to everyone in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I know what you mean - I like the mix of colours more than anything
/Not fair? Cunt??
Have you been on /talk again?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# It is nice, I like the monochrome with the accents.
You should get a massive backpiece of circus characters. That'd be sweet.


Yes, as it happens. Less bandwagonning, which means less for me to whine about, which means less people getting very upset that I think their threadwasting is pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ooh ver' nice
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Fishy McBadger
That sounds so rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# :S and horrible.
It shall be my new nickname for Blears. You know it's got to be like a privet hedge on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# WAAAAGGGHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Oh you and your mad skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# WWAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Oh Gordon Brown
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me
You silly man
your smile is wrong
you do not tan
I see your case and its endless looping
makes me

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9462126
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hang on, I'll rewind you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ...
...





*pop*>
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Holy Christ!
*keels over into keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# There is the theory of the Moebius...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# GREAT
nice loopage too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Horsecock?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Cheers Prof
I have very little inspiration for this compo. It's all horse cock to me.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *clicks*
also - it's good - I like it... all of these words shaped like things posts remind me of a music video from ages ago... I think the people who made it were Shinola, but I'm not sure an dI'm not sure what the music was.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# it's pretty much the same compo as the fonts compo a few compos ago
it's therefore in compo with another compo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *dicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# love you really
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *clicks*
but no thanks, I'm full
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# yeah
full of horsecock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# dammit
*clicks*

How much horsecock?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *clicks*
Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# see what you did with the horsecock thing?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# ARG
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# *clicks*
I do
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# *clicks*
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# *clicks*
yep :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# horsecock is separate entity to horse
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *clops*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# unexpected cock.
I am only 3 hours away from a 4-day weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I have a 4-day weekend too.
Unfortunately my boonie day is on the other side...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I had a 4 day weekend last weekend
it was shit for the following reasons:

1) no cunt else was off - not even the missus
2) the missus gave me a list of things to do around the house
2b) I did them
3) I had to come into work for some reason
4) I couldn't pick up because the guy I pick up from was in Dublin.

I feel robbed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Go outside and trip up an ugly stranger.
That always cheers me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# tea/monitor interface.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# my missus is away until sunday
tomorrow it's just me, my cock and the PS3
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# *jealouses*
/Haha - I've just realised that sounds like I want you, your cock & your PS3.
And why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Oh but you do

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Smug bastard tax demands that you give me one of those days.
I'd like Friday please.

Yo all, I've been all ill and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *huggings*
sup - I hope you're fellin better and shit init
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I am and I'm not
I'm not coughing and that now, but I am having speedy heart dizzy time, which is odd. *sits and slowly wobbles back and forth in her chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *soothing internet hugs and hair stroking*
... could it be the meds and the weed?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I've not had any meds since Sunday, I'm waiting for my prescription.
Weed doesn't do that to me, or at least hasn't done in the 12 years or so that I've been smoking it.

Also, it's only just started, a couple of hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# you've had pletny to drink and things
I keep having dizzy spells and then remembering that I've had fuck all to drink all day other than a cup of coffee and it's 5:30 (as if to prove even sensible grown ups and be moronic idiots).

... are you feverish or anything? Hot? Cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I've drunk loads- two glasses of water, 4 cups of coffee (that's not much for me, so it's not that)
and no, none of those. I feel fine except for the BOOMBOOMBOOM heart and the wibblies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# :( *more bigger better hugs*
sounds shit... could it be that you haven't had any meds since Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# It could be, it's just a weird time to onset.
ah, it's all fun and games.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *drive-by healing hugs*
*mwah*

Hope you're all better, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *curls up on lap* I'm having mini panic attacks every half hour
or something. Wibblyweird. Ah well, it's cheaper than drugs!

Hello poppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# HELLO!
Poor ill times.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# HELLO GORGEOUS
look at these boots. See how much I obviously need them?

www.office.co.uk/womens/sugar/scrunchagami_tie_bt/10/5105/16519/1/

I need weaning off shoes, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# aaaargh
sorry Poppet, but those are

GHASTLY!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# FWOWERS!
Ghastly in a good way? That's sort of half of my clothes, is that. I've got bright yellow deck shoes, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I like them
Imagine how happy you would be looking down at them. MEGA happy.
*crafty fag time*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I'm about to run out of baccy, so I'm saving mine till a bit later.
Exactly, that's my point. Lovely happy shoooooooes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# *looks down at feet*
what was I thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# well - with you it must be in a good way
but those shoes make me want to strangle eskimos!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I dress like a drunk art teacher attending a Dazed and Confused themed party, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahah
your attire sounds
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ooh pretty flowers!
I just spent 5 minutes trying to get it to rotate fully.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# That's what SHE said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I AM A CUNT HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# FEEDING TIME
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# christ!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# eatdat lil fishy
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffft
ha ha ha

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# OH MY GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
:D brilliant
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Shuddering fuck batman!
Aces :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ha!
I am both in love and haunted by this.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
faster!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# it syncs disturbingly well in places with
b3ta.com/links/Doh_A_Deer_Belgian_stylee
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# lololol!!!
WTFFFF!!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Super!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I clicked I like this,
but that is not entirely accurate. It's a sort of horrible fascination.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahahah
yet eevul
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# arf.....feeeeeeeeeeeeesh
and teeeeeeeeeef time:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# cannot tear eyes away....
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Why do i keep comming back to look at this?
What strange hypnotic power does it hold over me?


What have you created? It's like that whistling banana that someone posted. I had to keep looking at that, too...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# best thing I've seen all year!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

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