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# Maybe not exactly B3TA friendly. But what the hell.


Make Politicians Poverty History

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# O Rose, thou art sick!
wonderful, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# very well done
ya wee blogger you
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Excellent stuff
Top work as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Nice work
Dead bees FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# That's bloody top grade, Mr D'Or.
*clickens*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# There you are!
Earl and I were wondering if this is our man:
www.b3ta.com/board/9485003
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] in other news


Roland Gift seems to have taken up extreme discus...
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I do that at work
You need to put a lot force in when throwing them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# OK
well The Fine Young Cannibals reached the pinnacle of their musical career in the late 1980s with hits such as "She Drives Me Crazy" and "Good Thing"

The band broke up in 1992. Roland did some acting work, but not to much acclaim. He released a solo album in 2002. Since this time he has revisited his boyhood dream of track and field athletics, and in particular the extreme side of it.

He is unclear about his future and thinks he may be too old for the 2012 Olympic Squad.


Oh. "Discus". Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hehe...
I read it as that, too.

Woo to the pic! Should have saved if as a .gift file, though. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hehe
have a Jape Egg picture

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hurrah for imaginatively named
broken eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Why is this making me think of Aha?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Everything
makes me think of a-ha


Wooo-ooo-oo the living dayliiiiights
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Nope, now I'm thinking of Madness - One Step Beyond
And chuckling to myself while everyone looks at me like I'm mad
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Glang-glangalang-alang
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I listened to Touchy this morning
that's a great pop tune
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Nicely :)
I thought it was Justin Lee Collins at first, but then noticed the lack of man girth.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# and the ability to be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I lack that ability also.
Its a cruel world.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# according to Vedic scripture
where ever I am is where it's lunch time...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# ooh he looks nervous
also This just made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Edit:In other news, there is a full scale bird war of differing species going on outside my window.I think the magpies are winning.Also, the little tits that are nesting in the roof havent fledged yet.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# thanks Bill!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I saw a war between some crow-like things and some little birds (get MY bird knowledge) the other day
Crow-like things are bastards. Though one stood on a ladder, which I found hilarious at the time. I was probably drunk. THE END.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# jackdaws I expect
or ravens
or maybe blackbirds
or perhaps coal-mining parrots
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahahha
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Ha ha, comedys.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# that's great!
who made it?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# no idea
just stumbleupon'd it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# it's terribly b3tan, whoever it is! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I thought so too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# This is great,
and has been clicked for future lolage.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :) brilliant
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
timing is everything
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# aw...the teenage years can be an awkward time
for lions.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I could't find the painter guy
He said his name was Simon, didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, I think so...
was his surname Anderson?

My god! This isn't him, is it? You know, after he's spruced up and put his glasses on?
www.artic.edu/webspaces/arthi/faculty/anderson/Anderson.html
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I saw that, but it says Chicago uni
So I don't know, it does look a bit like him. Where is JPG, we need a 3rd pair of eyes to look at it.

The poor guy, nearly set on fire by JPG :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# haha - with his military issue lighter!
yeah, where's JPG gone? It looks a bit like our man, but, as you say - he should be in America being an intellectual, not scrounging tobacco in Earls Court.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# OMG, I think it is him O_O
His bio

Associate Professor, Art History, Theory, and Criticism (1992). BA, 1976, Sunderland University; MA and PhD, 1988, Royal College of Art, London, U.K.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Holy shit...
I'd love to go to one of his lectures if it is! o-O
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# They would be wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# have a woo

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# she's going to have
arthritis if she keeps that up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Just ask Paul McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# woooooo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# As promised :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# gosh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# He's the liiiiii-on maaaaan
doin all he caaaaaaaaannnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# pfft
rawr
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# "fighting the red tide of the Force"

incredible obviousness and bindun-factor hereby recognized

PS does this brand even exist in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# heheh
never heard of Wan Kenobi tampons though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# arg - pissed on from a height!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# wan kenobi?
I haven't heard of it... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Morrisons I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# "But, Master, what if the string comes off"
"Mmm, trouble in, you will you be."

Also, the use of energy-saving lightbulbs in the Empire didn't go down so well.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I always knew he was a stuck up twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
a baby was born, that baby was Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *cough* wrong saber colour *cough*
EDIT: i've just realised, thats part of the joke. I fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# :)
I took great pains changing that hue, you know. And thanks for noticing :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Star Wars and tampons
What a strange coincidence
(Ikea Boy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# obi tamponobi
surely :)
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Tiddley dee tiddley doo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# *trips*
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *halucinates*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# *spirit journeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *tries to fly by leaping from tall building*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you should take off from the ground first
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hehehe...
"The art of throwing your self at the ground and missing...."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# This.
Much nicer than the way that rough man Bill Hicks put it; "Good! We lost another moron!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *busts*
Ha ha!

I was a narc all along!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# That walkway reminds me of Birdseye Potato Waffles.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I understand they are
waffley versatile. Can you verify this?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha
That's some childhood memories right there
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# being abused with them
Oh those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# The painful memories that music brings backs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# the sensation of something frozen and square
being forced into your rectum...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You should never go to Gary Glitter's house for waffles
He always bloody burns them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Im not sure how versatile a waffle can be
You can cook and eat it, that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# This is true
However, you can eat them with many different things I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# You can not eat them
Then they can go mouldy, unless they are in the freezer, in which case they can either dry out into a husk or stay semi-edible.

Anyway, the whole concept of potato waffles summarises just how versatile pressed floor sweepings can be...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# They were definately versatile..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FTuNPq6XFw

I can picture the two headed fella playing the banjo on the fp doing the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, no uncle john, not the potato waffle, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Your flashbacks have scarred me for life too....

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Charlie in the treeline, they have waffles!!!!, INCOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# What
I thought I remembered this advert, but I'm sure that a) I don't remember any adverts from the 80s and b) the one I remember is a lot longer. Same "they're waffly versatile" catchphrase tho.

Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# eggs in, eggs on, gamm-on, steak, chops
grill em bake em fry em eat em
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# haha! you can grill them, bake tham AND fry them...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hehe this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# HENRY CAUSES PLANES TO DISAPPEAR
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I'm more worried about the motherfucking snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I thought there was only motherfucking frogs?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ha! You're terrible Muriel
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# aahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Good to see he manages to get away from it all
from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# HELLO!
Thank you for being so lovely to my terrified self on Saturday. You are a winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# aw...
how could I not be? - you are very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *blushes*
Yes, I bloody well am.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I agree with this
Even if she wouldn't let me buy her a drink *grumps* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm sorry.
Next time I'll let you buy me two :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I'm a hideous monster which shouldn't be allowed out in public during the day
also I'm shorter than I look from a distance and if you draw a line down the middle of me as much as 60% might be on either side of the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# In public I emit an inaduable whine which can curdle milk
and has been known to cause spontaneous orgasmings. I have a rose named after me... I was named first and then some years later someone else named a rose. The events are not connected.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Orgasms for you or others?
If it is in others, I'm pretty sure you could make some money out of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# other people
but sometimes it also causes bum aneurysms
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# In Viking my name means Man Who Has Bested Excel
and I am revered in many Epic poems for my mastery of the VLOOKUP() function. My hair has the tensile strength of lino
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# You sound intoxicating
Like a sexy future camel in a bejewelled calculator snood.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I have a rare disease
which means my breath constantly smells faintly of rice pudding. I was once put into the tower of Lodnod for starting a fire in a royal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# if I'm allowed to germinate
I will, otherwise I won't. Those are the rules I live by.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# You intrigue me, sir...
Why didn't you bash this time, then. Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You are a wildcard.
YOU JUST DON'T CARE.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I demand hugs from you when ever we meet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# But of course,
That goes without saying :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# good :D
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# woo
Looks like he's off to buy some Stella!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Kissy Kissy
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ffft
what the fuck is that in her mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# the small, masticated remains of her dignity and career:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ooof! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# it is ham gum
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Ha!
Does she only have to do military service if war were declared?

What was that?

War were declared.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# pfffft, a good episode
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Yes, possibly the best (Lots of Brannigan)
"The secret to victory is surprise, so...SURPRISE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# *hurls again*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hmm
added pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ah jesus >.< throat bogies
why did i follow that link?!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Her brain.... It slipped though into the nasal cavity somehow, then though to the the back of the mouth.
She's nearly spat it out on a number of occasions...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# a foetus
hicks store their young in their mouths: FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Damn, it's hot in this office today
There appears to be localised heat haze on my monitor...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Get your arse to Mars!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *waves*
Good afternoon fine sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *waves*
Wotcha, sir! All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Yes, superb thank you.
Spent the morning with a consultant psychiatrist. The good news is that I'm completely sane but the bad news is that I'm completely insane.
/split personality blog
Seriously though it went smashingly, despite working for the defendant's solicitors he is going to be preparing his evaluation in my favour.

How's about yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Struggling with firewalls, but otherwise good, thanks.
Bacon & Egg sarnie* en-route.

*second one today ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *noms*
Oh and just to clarify, the doctor used his SCIENCE(tm) and determined that there is nothing wrong with me (from a mental perspective).
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Aha!
All is clear now. Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah, the defendants solicitors were trying to say the pain in all in my head
(Because they haven't seen the MRI scans and subsequent report showing the nerve damage)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm having a veggie day after yesterday
some manner of rice salad I think
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# You'd despair of me...
Dinner (last night) was nearly a kilo of mussels (cream, wine and bacon sauce).
I'm close to exploding.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# you sod
(wonderful though you are)... I had a dry ham sandwich and the coffee I took away might actually be warm ditch water...

:S
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *faxes bacon & egg sarnie to the Prof*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# wobbly
I have just made myself a breakfast baguette
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# The above pic is
probably enough to put you off that, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# No, i've seen worse and still continued to eat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's like looking at the tv when you're electric toothbrushing.
/wobbly blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# You!
Y'alreet, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# 'ello fella
I'm just dandy, ta. Took the day off sick - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Good plan...
I'm shirking from home as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hello , you two layabouts!
hope you're well.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hey! There he is!
Good, ta - and yourself?
Lovely to finally meet you at the weekend.

That mad 'painter' was top entertainment, wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# He was superb.
'it's kind of surrealist impressionism'...

and likewise, it was great to see you - you did not disappoint in the flesh, as it were!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
I was trying to recall that. Bloody brilliant.

Edit: I say! *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha, the poor guy
Being harangued by you two, while you shouted about where that fucking card was :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# It was him doing the haranguing!
And tobacco-nicking, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# He was wonderful though :)
I enjoyed the entertainment, I don't know if was telling the truth or not
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hmmmm.....
I suspect his level of pissed-ness belies the element of truth in his claims.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I like to think he was actually a real artist
who had had one too many sherberts and didn't have very much money. And didn't mind scrounging every now and then. And was slightly mad.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
yeah - he kept telling us off for getting things wrong.
'No! It's the STEPHEN LAWRENCE gallery in Greenwich. Don't you listen?'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
The fact that the story changed with each re-telling made it all the more amusing.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# There is one, though!
look: www.culture24.org.uk/am28228

Now to see if he's listed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# nice thinking that chap :)
was lovely to see you and the missus, did you have fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I think
I'll try that tonight. It sounds like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# do, it is good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Oh, I will
With or without drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# try both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# and hello to you, too, sir.
Nice to meet you over t'weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It was really nice to meet you to sir :)
Hello to you

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Lovely thanks!
Only just got back from that there London, about 5 minutes ago.
Order of priority -
1. make cup of tea
2. go on b3ta

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Just starting to feel human again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha - it's over-rated.
Humanity, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# It also works on digital clocks
makes all the lines move around in a very trippy manner!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Good Grief, No!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Well...I would.
Noonage all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# That's warped - in more ways than one!
First post-bash log-in. I met many lovely b3tans and had an ace time.
*feels all warm and tingly*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# a summery pic for summer because its summer
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Zebra!
Purdy girl
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Lawks!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Fuck you, summer.
I hate revising while it's sunny out. Also while the finalists are having picnics outside my window.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# even worse when you WORK in a university and its summer. . .all those short skirts :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# cover your ankles woman
you're enflamin my ardour..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# FUCK
BRITONS ON THE PLANE!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8077437.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# NOW it's important!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *retracts all jokes about it*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *wrings hands*
Oh if ONLY Diana were still with us!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# we have Camilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Tesco value Diana
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# haha
lidl value more like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Yays!
PM was on the plane!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# well that's the afternoon gone then.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Prime Minister's on a plane?
Didn't that have Sammy LJ in it?
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha. Skills.
You're right though. I don't do any work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# report for summery execution
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# death by . . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# snoo snoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# pollen
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ooooh, utter lovelyness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# thanks you
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ooh pretty and pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# The eyes have it...
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# mmm lummy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Sir Arthur Conan Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# was he one of them racists?
he looks like a racist... a good sort and a smashing laugh, but then also a racist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# silly prof
he didn't exist. Sherlock Holmes invented him.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Sherlock Holmes?
Was he one of them homophobes?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# what?
with all that 'a lemon entry my Dear Watson' stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# You say that like being a racist is a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# needs moar barbarian
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# arf!
is it just me or does 'straw boater' sound like a seksual euphamism
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *straw boats*
Nah doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# THEN WHY HAVE I GOT THE FAHKIN ORN?!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you're watching re-runs of loose women
... the one where Nadia Sawallawallawalla fists two of the Noalans
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *youtube searches like a motherfucker*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# UP TO THE ELBOW NADIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# OMG PUSSY CLOSE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hey - if that's a glass eye
then we're on!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You're awake?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# no
it's just you
pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you wait
all the cool kids will be doing straw boaters soon.



whatever it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# for this week's hobby you will need
three men,
a boat,
an English summer,
the River Thames between Kingston and Oxford.
a weak lemon drink and a dog... try not to mention the dog

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ah those salad days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# yeah
it's hard to get salad cream now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# erm
have you tried shops?

you can't milk it from badgers you know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *hurls*
that is disgusting but woo at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahah! Why does it look like she/he is giving a rendition of "the Laughing Policeman"? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Top hole!
although I hear she wouldn't know about such things:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# don't make me get my Don King kebab pic out again
besides I heard she 'lost it' at a hotel.

was it yours? WAS IT JAMNOG?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You would have to be that drunk!:P
If you're going on what they said on HIGNFY I though they meant having a hissy fit.
Ah right sounds like it was justified. She told the press to fuck off in a hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Hilton?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# PENIS GOURD :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# how are we prounouncing you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# holly or holloway :)
it's from the House of Leaves (and associated fall of troy song). tis a freaking awesome book. and band :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I've had him
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# that's a cream horn he has there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# it's how he won my heart
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# We know:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ahahah
lols
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Arf!
Looks a bit like Elton John sans glasses

Like this... sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# haha
needs more windscreen wipers and goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :D
Very nicely, sir!!

Not worth it's own thread - Danny At Tiffany's (RIP):
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hands up who thought he was already dead.
\o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I must admit...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha
yeah - like - Danny La WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I'm so dreadfully sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Never apologise for a pun, NEVER...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# awww
danny would have loved that *sniffs* :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# why oh why did they give him an airline pilot's licence at his age!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# giggles
then sobs some more :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :O(
That's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Lovely
just lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Very very good Sir
you are b3ta's very best obiturer (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# That sir is spot on!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Just scratch me back...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# MONGKEY
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Opens all known mongs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Ron Perlman's let himself go a bit...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# What the fudge!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# America's funniest collisions
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# "There are LUMPS of it, 'round the back!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Danny La Rue?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# outstanding! Kind of reminds me of certain creatures from Parasite Eve 2....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# this week I ar mostly bin eatin
TARAMASALATA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Ha..... HA
HAHAHAHAHAHa ahah ahah ahahahahaha ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(Oobla, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I demand a refund.

Click for bigger and 250+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! so very WOOOOO as always!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# arf
being an Adult sucks

I've had years of experience and I'm still not convinced
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I was very disappointed.
I demand my early years back.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I think my problem is that I'm doing it all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ha!
Tops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Smashing as ever
hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hello amazing t-shirt man.
I trust you weren't sick on it or anything equally as horrifying?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# His Tshirt was fabulous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# indeedly
Hello you :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *waves*
Hi :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Nah,
I paced myself with the drink.Was i really drunk then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Not particularly, I think.
Something terrible could have happened though.
/Jamnog blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
He scared me into drinking, being one of the first few people I spoke to and giving me a surprisehugrape. I thought I'd better start drinking if that's what all b3tans were like o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# No-one's saying MY t-shirt was amazing...
Though to be fair, Mstandot did have an ace t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I commented on it yesterday
I think I did anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# You kinda did.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# It needed more garden:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Everything needs more garden
Puns,
Japery,
Gin...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
and now, "100 Best Oven Cleaners"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Followed by the reality TV show 'Weekend At Ikea'
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Arf!
Sorry to drag it down but

RIP Danny La Rue



tinyurl.com/mvkf9b
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# NOOOOOOoooooooo.... :(
*puts on extra layer of slap*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
*wuvs beanie bunny*

Grrr! Had a £300 booking that I had to turn away as they were too fucking stupid to read the age restrictions. Do people just throw their credit card details at computers these days? They might as well just walk down the street shouting them!

EDIT: I think I'm developing a seventh sense for this type of thing (my sixth is detecting jelly at forth paces) as I had a feeling this was the case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I find that one of those programmable LED name badges works best
Hi, my credit card details are: 4242...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
It's fucking annoying. He'd booked ages in agvance and I could have had that bed rebooked by now. Be booked 14 nights and I can only charge him for one.

EDIT: Just called. He hasn't made to three minute walk there yet.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# People like that angry up the blood
I've just sent a letter of complaint about the hotel I stayed at. My room was all damp and mouldy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Which one was it?
Not the Cromwell Crown?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Premier Inn.
Still, should make my bash experience £83 cheaper if they honour their 100% satisfaction guarantee.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# bummer
Worth have a look online at somewhere like activehotels.com
You get a lot more for your money with independant hotels.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I normally stay at a Premier Inn when I'm sent away by work
This is the first bad one I've been to. Next year I'll see about booking at your fantastic place and staying in London a bit longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# loves these
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Another one!

CFB

I'm slowly but surely making up for months of inactivity. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# poohead
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I love this.
MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# The aircraft style khazee has sucked him in!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
he looks flushed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# He really should dye that beard...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# woo
what server you on?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# EU-RealLife(RP)
It's like EU-Aszune, but more fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# didn't ask you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Fine, I'll go sit in the corner
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'm on Lightbringer.
Orginalsteve is mah guildie :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I used to play on Aszune
I was one of those crafty backstabbing rogues.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Rogues are ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Still using my Death Knight atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# "Captain faceroll"
I don't get it but that's what my best mate calls Death Knights. I haven't played WoW in over a year now, haven't played the rogue in 2 years because I sold him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I'm on Aggramar
sorry abot the delay in response, but i got distracted by dailies :s
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Don't call him a monkey, he'll kick 10 barrels of shit out of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Oranutang's FTW!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahah, brill!
that is some awesome 'shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Rest assured that the only reason it didn't feature Pop Larkin was that I couldn't find a good enough picture.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I'm parking with Tarkin's Parkin with a Shark in at the Lark Inn
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# you must be barking
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
#
+in
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Who's smoking three giant fags, just off-frame
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# the jolly grey giant
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# PO-TA-TOES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
#


Just to clarify, (I'm pretty sure everyone will know this) this isn't mine
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# pffft
bears eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Needs more barking
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I've always liked
Under a table in an unstable stable.
It has a pleasing scansion.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I ovedrheard a new girl at work say that her "boyfriend was mucking out her stable last night"
it's the only thing I have heard her say and now I can only think of her in very dirty terms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Cor!
Did she polish his John Deere in reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# is that a traccer?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Scansion?
How very cromulent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# scansion?
you've just made that up

Or is it what MPs call their 2nd homes
scam + mansion etc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yes I like a bit of cake
**steals**

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# YES!
That made me laugh/snort/hiccup. Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Susanny Boyle
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
tahts rather ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Christy!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *sings nancy spain*
...of all the stars that ever shone
not one does twinkle like
your pale blue eyes,
like golden corn at harvest time
your hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
#
No matter where I wander I'm still haunted
by your name
The portrait of your beauty stays the same
Standing by the ocean wondering where you've
gone, if you'll return again
Where is the ring I gave to Nancy Spain

*drinks a lot*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *goes with the theme*
Last night as I lay dreaming, of the pleasant days gone by,
My mind being bent on rambling and to Erin's Isle I did fly.
I stepped on board a vision and sailed out with a will,
'Till I gladly came to anchor at the Cross of Spancilhill.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Why are people singing to me?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# *waves*
'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Noon Sir.
Pleasure to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# As it was to meet you
Are you coming to the Derby bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Most proabably
/bash whore
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D
I'll have to buy you a pint
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# In that case i'm there!!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# The magic words...
how you doing fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Fine.
The missus met me at the station and we went for more beers!!

Hows yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Better than yesterday
*rough*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# pssst sheffield :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I know...
I will wear my new t-shirt too!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ooooh Fun! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# You do know about my new t-shirt.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# It was SUPERB.
And I suppose it still is...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# If it's washed ok!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Ah yes
The cruel mistress of the washing machine, it ruined many a good Tshirt when I had print-your-own kits.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# OH FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hahahhahaha! bloody hell O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha
It's Danny Baker!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Fresh from New Zealand...
Bungee boingy jumpy shark.

(rogue pieman, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# With extra long elastic?
He's had it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# *plunges 40 foot to his death*
*15 foot of bungee rope falls on top of him*

ooops - we forgot to set the crane to the right height again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# He's so gonna get eaten
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# may as well...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# this is still one of my favourite ever things
Along with sex, drugs and money.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I saw your picture, (as modified by bld). nice hat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Eh?
Who is this "bld" of which you type?

Cheers - it is a good hat. It cost £150 and was bought for me by a nice hotel chain that had the audacity to lose my original.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# bela lugosi's dad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ah!
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# someone would be minced if they did something to my hats.
www.b3ta.com/board/9482188

I have one similar although i thing a little wider in the brim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am nothing if not tediously predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# you also have an impressive honker.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Really? Really?!
A big nose? Me? Really?

Gosh!

I'd never have known unless you'd pointed it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# and rain....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahahahha, I still love this!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# it gets far too much attention
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# candle!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# pearoasty!


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *helecopter/bridge comment*
hehehe, very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Shark fishing!!!
Woo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Shark Fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# But less dangerous!





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah. Best of luck with that....
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# AHAHAHA
'Only in a re-run'
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# "here lies SubZero - now just plain zero!"
cutting edge script, that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Dynamo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# CUT TO COMMERCIAL!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# "Hey Lighthead, Hey Christmas tree!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQVSnuGTH8A&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hehehe! classic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# awesome stuff
I always remembered the upload codez!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *agrees*
"What happened to Buzzsaw?"
"...he had to split."

Full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you; or kill you, THEN rape you!
classic movie, that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Get ready to start.... WHEELING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
#
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Awww wallabie :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# happappappappy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Candlemassifications!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Im on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Merry b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# The waitress in that is Scottish, isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hahhahahahaha!
utterly nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Madness
TJ: I swear the sign language man on Beeb news just flipped me the bird
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# no, he was giving you masturbation instructions. try them out and see.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# poor wanking wallaby.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Run - Get to da choppa
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
I put the blu-ray version of predator on my rental list

Right I am off now, things to do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# rental?
no one rents anymore
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# THEY DO DUE TO THE CREDIT CRUNCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# considering the price of BluRay discs at the moment, renting is a better option.
£25 for something that you can pick up for about £3 on DVD? Even with teh better picture I could't be bothered with that. Maybe when the price goes down, as it did with DVDs before
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I hope they did a better job with that
than the 'digitally remastered' DVD which looked fucking dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# heheh
"don't run, I just wanna be friends!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# The kid in blue on the right is totally doing car noises as he runs.
"Neeeeeeeooooowwwwmmmm!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# and his Dad is probably a cunt
that made him 'like' football from a young age.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha yeah. I love that.
"I'm a (insert team name here) and therefore my son's going to be. Oh I'm so proud!"

It is just like religion. "Its not a question of life or death - it's much more important than that ... " No - it's just a game - whether or not people like to beat each other up about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# shut up you gayer
only gayers don't like football
you gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# sarcasm?
or was your Dad a cunt too? hehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# TED. THEODORE. LOGAN!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I was trying to think who he reminded me of, excellent.
Love the pic too by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha
He's like the unofficial London bash mascot
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Poor chap
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahahaha
that predator bloke...he gets bloody everywhere :)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# heheh 'Its using teh trees!'
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Maybe I should go down and turn those suasages
They're probably done by now.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# The plot of the final season is revealed...


(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *looks down*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D
kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# *looks up*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# *looks at the extra effort*
*also looks at the fact they were posted whilst mine was being made*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# That's why it's best to have a look before you leap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Yes. Because obviously after making it
I wasn't going to post it was I?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Could have put it in the existing thread.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ;)
this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Rockin all over the world
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *living room guffaws*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

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