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# *,*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# blimmin wasps!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# ANGRY WASP RAPE!
Hahahaha magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# so that's how they make waspard?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That GIF is from Young Sherlock Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# a wasp raped a flower in Young Sherlock Holmes?
*wipes glasses*
*rubs eyes*

nope it's still there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# The one I made down there V, fool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I can't cope with cross thread conversations
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# No that's from "Sherlock Holmes and the mystery flower rapist"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# INSECT FACE SEX!
hahahhaha, very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Is it the BNP raping the innocent?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
suck my dripping sting flower face!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# IN YOUR WASP-RAPED FACE, YOU PANSY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# see the honey drip out?...
...she loves it!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# As long as its not honey flavoured syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# it's not wasp rape
if she keeps opening her mouth wider for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
what waspy wants waspy gets
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# if only that were true

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# maybe...
...you haven't met the right flower yet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *high tails it to nearest meadow*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
That was a really office lawl
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# owowowow
sexysexysexysexy
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# This is all of the lullies
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# interspecies mouth rape: my favourite!
ludicrously awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Bee raving the pollen nation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# and in 9 months...
...a whole bunch of stingy flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
#
*puffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# You following me...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *hides tranquiliser gun*
errr......no....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# He just needs a hug and a biccie
I love him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# This is all of the win.
Yes indeed.
EDIT: I missed the Wormulus flouncing drama! Dagnabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ooh
has there been a flounce today?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Over on /talk
www.b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I award this flounce of the year
It's a good 'n
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# but does it rate higher than Yanmania's one a while back?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Damn, I must have missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# It's a good flounce
but it's no "EAT MORE FUCKSOCKS"

www.b3ta.com/board/7663181#post7663240
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha, some of those are spot on though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I received no mention
This makes me a happy Maximinimus
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# that's one hell of a flounce!
i bet he feels better for it, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# haha!
I'd love to see /tlak as a soap opera.

no actually. it would be too much like Big Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# it was a classic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# When?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# whats a flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hehe
it's Chewy's albino cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm huntin' wampas!
awesome work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ta matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# watch it now...
...i'll slice your arm off with my light saber!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Worky doodles, enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# oooh, now that is a whole lot of awesome, right there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# damn it - it moved
There it is! Grab it!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I'll stand right here with the net, you flush it towards me.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# *pulls lever*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# NOT THAT ONE!
*vortexes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# steve? Steve
WHERE are you?


no matter


we can just get Photocopies....

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hehe
I'll take 20, double sided, reduced to A5, rotated and stapled please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha sokepj

Erm, I wanted to type splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Thanks,
being on the phone all the time to muppets who can't use computers sort of prompted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I like this comment
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Horsecock!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
#
Horsecock
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# this is good
but needs more beeker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Funny you should say that
He was on the other end of the page...

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# nice :)
www.pown.it/1685?r=893596
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Yep... yep...
yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep... yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# yes! I was looking for that yesterday, but couldn't find it.
Look-book look-bok. Yip yip yip.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Dear Mr Woodbine
MORE!
x
'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# lo 'pot.
See above. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Thank you
You're ace. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Ma na ma na
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# doo dooo do do do
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9504817
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *clicks*

*gets stuck in never ending loop nightmare*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun? TJ & The Hooker......
(BatFastardUK, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# i'm sure she's bindun thousands of times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# That would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# a biro in dartford tunnel, no doubt..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# great for camping and you have forgotten your sleeping bag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# camping is shit
if you're sleeping on the floor :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# That is why I don't go camping
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha
but wouldn't you get shot out if she sneezes?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# me too, but the maths stand up for themselves
lezgetreal.com/?p=1009 (NSFW ish due to url, text)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# arf!
silly macca, why buy the cow when the milk is cheaper and much fresher?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# and has 4 legs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# extra legs are instawin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# arf!
nice flip horizontal you got going on there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# You mean YOU haven't got Backwards Hustler Pants?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Or a LLABTOOF top. It's an exclusive label...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ++LOOK++
Genuine LLABTOOF top

black - cutaway

This Auction is for a genuine LLABTOOF top


look at my other Auction items

YBGUR

SIVEL

LESIED
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# llabtoot?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I was wearing my t shirt backwards earlier today
but that's cos I hadn't noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# mine are inside out for this week
will swap them around again at the weekend, can go a whole month between washes.

it's the pants that gave the game away, the tee you could get away with. i myself own a tee that says fire on it akin to a fire engine, it's the right way round in rear view mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# that tranny
is spunking on his uniform
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
#
TAT HO
LLABTOOF
RELTSUH
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha!
UNRUMBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hehe
I knew someone would get the reference
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# i've got every episode
except the new ones, which were quite shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# NO DON'T SAY IT!
IT WON'T BE TRUE IF YOU DON'T SAY IT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# it had quite a "back to reality" feel to it
which wasn't so bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Full-on final officelol of the day!
Thanks you and goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I would have thought ETATS OIHO, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# this place...
www.failimages.com/jokepicsthumbs/smaller/95.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# It's like looking in a mirror...
Oh wait!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# its the "mirror universe" version........
or a mistake
(BatFastardUK, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Way hey \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# ew!
that's some dehydrated foamy spaff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# the original

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm none the wiser
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Young Sherlock Holmes!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# what's happening in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# he's having a hallucination
about confectionary force-feeding themselves to him
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# this is the first time anyone has ever TJ'd their own thread withouut editing it
impressive
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Except for last week when other people did it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# "except for the 5 people that were"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# That's class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Cheer up Gordon
also:


Any more suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Needs more gleearms.
Edit: if I show this to someone can I legitimately say to them "Meet B3ta Manifesto" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yes, It's created by b3tans for b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# With added asbestos, lead, asbestos?
or am I barking up the wrong creek without a paddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Der gutentimes rocken musik, da?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Guten sexytiems and prettimes rocken musik
da
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Das is NICHT eine schlumpenpompenfuur!
Das ist PUNKROCKMUSIK!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# KAK
Das ist Schnitzenkloppenblitzkrieg FFS
Pfft Mensch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Scheissenkopf!
Ist nicht eine schnitzel-hunger "O mi pappa das ist nicht zu gut!" aus der kinder und das hippi!

Es ist "ICH WILL" und der blinkenlight und eargebaschen, und das is GUT!

Pretti fraulein du est kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *raises arms in submission*
You quote Rammstein, you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Hahaha
WE win *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# *High fives*
I've no idea wtf that was about but it made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Entirely this.
Faux German FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You won me on number 5
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Thank Joe scaramanga
b3ta.com/board/9504486

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# COCK MONDAY!
...what should Tuesday be then?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY MOTHERFUCKERS.
The original. Accept no substitute. Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# 10. FASTER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# 11. PUMPIER!!!
12. MORE PRODUCTIVE
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# "lucky bags" at number 10....:)
usually:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# 11. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Done and done
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Wah! what fresh lunacy is this?
You have to have a row of ??? before profit. Otherwise we'd all be knee deep in profit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Edit OK nice ninja skills there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# 10. Mind the Piss
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Nationalise the piss mines?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# that's your answer for everything
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# 10. Mind the Piss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# 11. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# 12: Enforcement of the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# 10. tesco value cup a soup shall be dispensed freely on street corners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# "lucky bags" at number 10....:)
Usually :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# 11. Every household should have a dog dressed as people dressed as food
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# 10. Mind the piss
Edit: you've done it wrong.
10. ...
11. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# You forgot No Niggers
Sorry did I say no niggers because I meant no immigrants OF ANY COLOUR taking British jobs from British Workers. We are definately not racist we just represent the British people. Remember: Not Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# 22. The renaming of Jesus to Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# 23. the cunting in the fuck of everyone who doesn't worship barry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# 24. Plenty of sexings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# 25. and bacons
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# But no sexing bacons
that's wasteful of both.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# 27. Sexed bacons must be disposed of in a noisy
(but sanitary) manner, using the "Sexed Bacon" disposal bins provided
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# 28. free boob jobs for flat-titted girls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# and yet strangely erotic
may i suggest pork undercrackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *streaks*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# arf!
nice crackling!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# 26. The banning of all /talkers from /board
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# and vice versa
as /talk can be far more entertaining than /board at times
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# B.3ta N.ational P.arty?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Good idea in principle
but I'd like to change a few things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# 1. you do not talk about b3ta
2. you do not talk about b3ta
3. No smoking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# 15b) Anyone starting a sentence with the words
"I'm not racist but..." will be ploughed into the ground by cattle in a Blunkett-esque fashion
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# What's 15a)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# 15a) All, and I mean ALL
animals must be kept on a lead at all times, unless the animal is an iguana, a giraffe or a lemur in which case they have free reign to run around and do whatever the fuck they like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# 1.) Telling us about your offline world is for a blog, not b3ta.
2.) Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one, and we have enough on b3ta already, ta.
3.) Chill the f*ck out and try to get along here
4.) No flaming
5.) NO Conspiracy theories, unless you're making them funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Unless you do it through the medium of an amusingly composed image
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# yup, I'll go with that footnote
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I was just telling my mate about that in real life
we went out for coffee. It was great.
Tonight it's pizza for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# pizza's rubbish
IMO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# OMG, what toppings LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Something with pineapple
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Pineapple on Pizza is great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# HERESY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I went to France once...
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hmm
I've never seen you lose your rag before and wondered if it's real or just a play-play one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ;)
I have in no way flounced or lost my rag... *here* it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Then all is well with the world
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# 6) Tedious Nazis are welcome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ... In Europe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I was talking about board nazis :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# nazis you say?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha :)
whre is the original clip from?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# mel brookes classic hitler rap...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# that's fantastic. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm probably guilty of 1.)
But 2.) oh my yes. Not looking at anybody in particular, but oh fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Go on, I'll bite... who? Who? WHO?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# My lips are sealed.
(or I might be keel-hauled)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *tries to work out if 'keel-hauled' was a clue*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I can neither confirm nor deny this. Or any other guesses. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# haha
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# 156) Top hats are mandatory
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# See proposition 4.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Towels not provided
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# No running, diving or bombing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# heavy petting actively encouraged
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Drowning permitted only in deep end
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# please shower before using the facilities
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Babies must be born on a tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# consider it done.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# For some reason
he is wearing that Helicon Tuba upside down and backwards!

never noticed the problem in the sauce before...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# no one likes a smart arse
nicely buffed yes, smart definitely not
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hey! if nobody picks the nits
the nits will never get picked...

(or something less profound)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# it'd be rude not to :)
see thread above.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# CLEAN MY ROOM AND PLAY ME SOME METAL!


Click for bigger (169 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# MUST KILL THE JETSONS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahahhaha! Why the hell I actually watched that cartoon when I was small, I have no idea.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Judy Jetson
god I wanted to snuff the bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# .....ok, yeah, that was a reason, but still, overall it was a load of crap
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Even as a kid I wanted to beat George...
he was sooo fucking stupid, just like that bitch wife of his. And that 'smart' dwarf arrrr........ At least the Flintstones thought us rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha ace
This one time, at band camp ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
You mad sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# excellent!
*air guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I LOVE THIS (Predictable, moi?)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *robot fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# *GONNNNNNNN-G-G-G-G-G-G*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Joseph Brown
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Yeah, when's the twat leaving?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Tuesday 9th June 3009 at 4pm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# are you Gordon Freemen?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Or Marty McFly?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Only on a mid afternoon when the moon is backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# He died in 1953
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# No one died in 1954
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# No one died in 1955
/paraphrasing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# In 1956, someone died.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# In 1957, there was that incident with the pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I remember i found a ladie's swimming costume
which i put on and walked around in
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# No one died in 1956
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# But
Clansoul says someone did.

#DRAMA HORNS#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# oi
mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# No one died in 1956
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# SOMEONE DIED I KNOW I KILLED THEM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# WITH MY HANDS AND OR FEET
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I beg to differ
My learnéd colleague Clans Owl has a contrary argument
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Gordon talks to Stalin, when he is on the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# through his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Nice!
Although I think the real Gordon's complexion is actually a little bit greyer than that these days...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# btw.
those are genuine prime minister wrinkles on his head. got to love fifty percent opacity on the rubber in photoshop.
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That's all of teh technical...
I'm a paint.net man myself...

I keep thinking that one of these days I'll invest some time and cash in the real deal, but never got round to it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# When the Conservatives reveal their
Fully armed and operational, battlestation! Fire at Gordon, Commander!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# You're far too trusting.
The Liberal Democrats are too remote to make an effective demonstration...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I said Angel cake, not Angle cake
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Reuters-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
I'm using that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# TM
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# that's one 'ell of a slice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# A common mistake
Still tastes lully even at 90 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I'd buy it - looks like there's more cake in it than the usual shaped ones! NYOM NYOM NYOM
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Analtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Waiter, There's an Angle in my cake
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# From your subject line I was expecting something Jade-related.
That's one 'L' of a cake though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# There you go
([email protected], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Eight year olds, Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# It don't matter to Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# at least
they smell better than the real thing....
(radja, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# When they drop a load there is no escape
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Shut the fuck up Donny!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Those spongs
really tie the thread together
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# That website doesn't seem to work :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I don't get it
/ignorant Dutchy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# just
scroll back a few posts
([email protected], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# ah
I see
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# you'll also need this
www.harryramsdens.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# maybe a bit too forreign to enjoy this joke
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hmmm
not sure 'enjoy' is the right word
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Kidscream the Clown


Click for bigger (230 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# something of an
Iron Maiden / Comic Relief mashup goin' on there.

Edit:
Run for the Benny Hills?
Phantom Pieflinger of the Opera?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Bring your daughter to the circus?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Sounds ace.
I went to see The Maiden last summer. It was great.

Key point no 1: passing a crossing, and seeing tens of MEEETTAAALLLLers standing with their black t-shirts, long beards, tattoos and piercings, all waiting politely on the other side for the green man to light up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I find that the harder/meaner people look, the fluffier they generally are.
Of course this has got me into a couple of scrapes when I've misjudged it, but generally the more grease/hair/leather in effect, the mre likely you are to be able to just rock up and start chatting.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# True.
Though I nearly got myself in trouble last year: Wandered into a random pub, where about 6 or 8 bikers were propping up the bar. I was wearing a King Tubby t-shirt.

Biker: Right - who's having another? Baz - pint, Tricks - pint, Pete?

Pete: I'll just have a half.

Biker: You'll have a pint and like it. Mike? You ain't drinking. Paul? Pint.

A Vagabond: Go on then - I'll have a pint as well then.

Biker looks me up and down, then: I don't think so ... Tubby

A Vagabond (pulls out t-shirt properly).

Biker: Alright then (RIGHT in my face) I don't think so, KING Tubby.

One of those moments where you genuinely ask yourself what the FUCK you think you're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Humm yes. There are rather more widely accepted ways and means of engaging with groups of strangers in pubs, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *gets cunted in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# it's true
I've found the effort people make to look different is generally a cry for attention.

The truly odd ones often look the most normal.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
CF all artists of every type - music, drawing, writing etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Kids Cream
made from 95% kids
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *nom nom nom*
m&m's made from 45% Eminem
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *worries about the remaining 55%*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# sea-men
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Everyone forgets about Dre :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Is that a salt shaker or a butt plug?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It's a butt shaker
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# It's a salt plug
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# It's a salt shaker
/doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# In all my years, I've never seen
a cooler shaker.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# don't you hate it when the last person to use the corkscrew just throws it straight back in the drawer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! eeeewwww......
"would sir like to sample the bouquette?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# mmm
earthy with a hint of sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Bwahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hahahaha :D
this MUST exist :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# have you had problems in the past?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Is seeside town next to seaside town?
Or am I missing a gag?

*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# nah
I speeeled it wrong on Porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
Nicely Freebs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Look at your calendar matey :P
I can't stay too long on Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ah bums, we could pop down a bit earlier and get a little bit smashed earlier on? :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# That sounds like an excellent idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Im more than likely going to be massively hungover anyway
Best cure for a hangover... moar beer! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Frankenboyle
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Also: They're waiting for you, Gordon, in the test chamber.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# hahahahhahahah! I read that in the voice too :D
"Gordon doesn't need to hear all this!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *presses elevator button*
ARGHHHHHHHH

*quick load*

20 go to 10
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahah, yes! And the scientist sanding out where the tram came in... "Dont come any closer! GORDON! ARRRGGHHH!"
or the one hanging, on his own, from the ladder in the lift shaft at the end of office complex (I think it's about then)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# What a great game
I might fire that up for old time's sake
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Look out for Black Mesa
www.blackmesasource.com/

A bunch of people were annoyed with the HL:Source release, because it was just old half life with pretty water, so they banded together, and they're recreating the whole game using shiny new HL2 graphics. It looks amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Hurrah for Boyle not being that woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahahah, blimey, that's perfect!
top shop, N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# waaah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Fantastic work...
I'm going off Frankie Boyle for no good reason
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# He missed this sign then.
([email protected], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# No laser hands at cows?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# People and Cows in pyramid, ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# This is the way of the future
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Young Sherlock Holmes!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I saw a bit of that the other day
and realsied Young Sherlock was one of the posh kids from Lock, Stock...

Obviously his career went well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# He was indeed
It isn't a bad film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Unfortunately...
it's charm has been tarnished by everything that's followed it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I saw that in the Odeon in Enfield which, I believe, is now a Sainsburys.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I imagine that guy's an old fashioned posh bloke
saying "Now, look here bovine. You will extricate yourself from my path forthwith, or I'll give you a damn good thrashing"

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# pfft....Major Misunderstanding/Viz
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Letting your dog go if it a guide dog wouldn't really work, would it?
As it would just stay with you and not run off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# yeah
"then go to the edger of the field and collect the dog"

- idiot farmer guy
([email protected], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! WOOOO :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# and owwwww
are just two of the things he probably said
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I reckon Blunkett is a quality swearer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Of course he is, he is a Yorkshireman
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Umm
I just realised how tiny the cow is in comparison to the blind man. woops
([email protected], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Do you know many shoulder-height cows?
Seems more or less in proportion IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I lol'd at that when I saw it. That makes me a bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo


(BigMcLargeHuge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I've not seen this film
/Barbarossa
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# KFCM
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I did one like this ages ago but it was incredibly shit, i tried finding it for a pearoast but I think i've deleted it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Don't pearoast in a new thread.
And when you do it for an image challenge, make sure it's actually relevant to the image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# nooooooo! poor bee.....
oh, and I'll have to launch a full salvo of intercontinental spanging missles.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# British pollen for British workers
See what I did there? Workers? Worker bees? Geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# damn foreigners, stealing our honey....
I bet they could get Winnie the Pooh as a spokesbear.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Coming over her, producing honey!
Who wants to create a political party

Add manifesto pledges here:
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# 1. No twats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# needs "twat free zone" in parliament
but we won't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 2. ???
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# free question marks for all
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# original ideas only please
not ones nicked from Labour's manifesto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 2) Free biscuits and ginger ale for all
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 3) no more of this foreign "honey flavoured syrup", only real british honey.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# 3. Funny hats mandatory for all 10-18 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Battenberg: 2 for 1 in Sainsbury's!
A pledge and a bit of B3ta news too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# angel cake is better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Shit, Im there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# 4. Repatriate everyone to within 10 metres of where they were born
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 5. Mandatory Cock Mondays

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 6. The only music allowed to be played aloud on public transport
are showtunes or a noseflute solo. Noseflutes will be provided.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# 7. all pensioners will receive free air freshener and uncle joe's mint balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha, good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# this hunny smells funny
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Haha
Does anyone know a good source of movie gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Youtube/Keepvid/Ulead?
God I make life complicated for myself...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# use zamzar
to convert Youtube clips
www.zamzar.com/url/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Just errors with 2 different clips :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ....I've never had problems
gaz me the links and I'll see if i can convert them

I normally save them/convert them to .mov and then open/edit/trim in ImageReady, cos we're a bit behind the times at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# woah popup-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# lawks-a-lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# The Amber Nectar
:OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Haha!
It's good to see you around again Mr The Neville :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Captain Kirk
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# It's Kirk douglas
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Needs more chin bra
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# It's a Coronation Street Joke
I don't watch it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ah, right
i never watch any of the soaps, mawkish twaddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nonsense
Coronation Street has some great humour

Eastenders, on the other hand, *is* mawkish twaddle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# it's the most tongue in cheek of all the soaps
I still don't watch it though.

There was great Docu on BBC4 Saturday night about Island Records


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# That Grace Jones is a dirty bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# That's a bit racist innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Um, no
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I saw some of that on Friday
I'm gonna record it if they show it again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Eastenders has a fantastic sense of humour.
It's just a lot darker and not camp.

EG: when Barbara Windsor started there - a woman pretty well entirely famous for her boobs - one of the first things they did was give her a mastectomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
I can concede that is indeed funny - although by the standard of the scripts, I suspect it may have been unintentional
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Eastenders is the only one I watch
and even that now is losing my interest
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I watched Eastenders for the first time in months on Sunday
And got mightily pissed off at the gay fella for getting blackmailed by the local dogs. It'd be fookin cheaper for him if he just told Ian his cafe had burned down.

And DOT! I think the last time I watched it her son was trying to kill her and now she's surprised when he comes back and does it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Christian will be alright
he's snogging a Muslim this week.

Muslim's are up in arms, apparently, over this 'sensationalist storyline', I assume because there are no gay muslims
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I wish I had so little to worry about that I got offended by stuff on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Urgh, mawkish northern nostalgia versus eastend violent nostalgia.
Joy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# it's a pity Crossroads isn't on any more
you could have had mawkish Midlands nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# My mate was in that.
He got £5k for a week's work.

What did he do? Bought a new car and went skiing.

The mug.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# how silly
he should have bought skis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# They're all shit
a waste of time which draws people into living their lives beholden to characters on a screen and demands the attention of the viewer several times a week to keep up with rehashed and completely unrealistic storylines, always overplayed and overacted, and generally odious pieces of television.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Completely unlike the news
Or Panorama.

Or any other telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# those programmes you mention have individual topics which have a defined beginning, middle and end
you can start to watch programmes like that knowing they will reach a conclusion (irrespective of the content or the way it is being delivered)
Soaps just run... And run... And run, for the sake of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Bollocks
The news has been running far longer than any other soap.

"The News" - brought to you by The People Who Deem Themselves Qualified To Tell The Masses What Is Important.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# the news centres around different topics,
hence my comment about content. You aren't beholden to have watched a previous news episode to enoy the current news episode, it's certainly not integral to the longevity of the news to have watched it constantly.
The soaps centres itself on one group of people, rehashing the same old shit.
X marries Y
Y gets up the duff by B
B threatens to chin G for running off with P
etc etc
The 'news' covers different stories, which are followed from a beginning, middle, and end where applicable.
You appear to be making this into something to do with the news specifically, which I was not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# A bit like the news. I mean
That the Labour Party suffered significant losses at the European elections relies on you knowing what the European elections are, who the Labour party are, and what their margins were beforehand, or you're completely scoobied.

I am drawing the comparison because claiming soaps are mindless rubbish is pretty meaningless when compared to - well - everything. It entirely depends on what one holds up to be "valuable" or "good" information.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I never stated they were 'mindless rubbish' though (even though I do think this)
I just object to the hold they have over many members of the public through a self serving attention seeking rehash of old and tired cliches. People get genuinely pissed off if they miss an episode, or they reschedule their lives so they don't miss their 'fix' 2,3 or more times a week of something that, quite frankly, is utter drivel and inconsequential

The fact that some people will see these soap 'stars' in public and go and batter them or sound off at them because they perceive them as their soap charcater is proof of the hold they have.

You'd never go up to Huw Edwards and knee him in the bollocks because he was the person who presented a view to you about the Middle East situation would you? But, if Trev goes and batters Little Mo, people get up in arms. It really is quite cringeworthy. Anyway, just an opinion :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# indeed
I hardly watch any TV these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# agreed
BBC one is shit as is ITV (apart from harry hill), i don't get Channel 4 as I live in Wales and receive the welsh channel which i can't understand.

I'd be really pissed off if I paid my TV license
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# My parents got me a TV license for my uni halls
I literally cannot remember when I last watched TV
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# your not missing out on anything
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# nonsense, Big Brother is back on
oh wait now - I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I sky plus BB
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Who's that?

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Malaka!
Or is that the Greeks?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Greeks, Turks, what's the difference?
(joke, joke! don't kill me any Greeks or Turks reading this! Or, worse, start explaining the history of disputes going back to 300 years before Christ...)

edit: Also, 'malaka' is rude in Greek, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahha! I love that image!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# class
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# order
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# family
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# sledgehammer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# what crazy classification scheme is this!? It's "not diamond shaped" all over again! >:-|
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# has he been smearing himself in shit again?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Haha
I don't watch Corrie but even I know who that is!

Love it
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# i don't
and i didn't. i do now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# soaps
blughtrecckghhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha :D
Nice one sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks Earl!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
#
*glee arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# He never saw them coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I love the way that
"painful bruising" is in inverted commas so you can imagine he really got nutted in the boollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Hoofed in the gonads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# That's his womanising days over
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh, why does this never happen to our politicians?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Yeah,
your politicians just get shot for being gay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Well, *technically* he got shot for wearing awful ties
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Even the cattle in this country are disgusted with our politicians - maybe yours have not sunk that low yet...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Ahem

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# "painful bruising"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
Jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Mnyrgh
...but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That's racist against the blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# It's all right. So long as nobody describes the image to them, they'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# bah, he'll never see it, unless someone converts it to braille
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# arf!
i love hairspray.
the original, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The original is marvellous
It's a really wierd Pop will eat itself scenrio though.

Film becomes broadway show
Broadway show becomes new film
New film becomes broadway show...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i know
but without divine, anything but the original is fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahahah! *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Pffft
quick TJ: just to let you know there was some good news: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8089102.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hooray!
Though judging by that pic they should rename themselves the Lovely Swedish Pirate Party

EDIT: Reading the story again, I noticed that in both Sweden and Ireland, the eurosceptics took a battering, whereas our lot embraced them. So are we ahead of, or behind the curve?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I'd vote for her, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I mean, if I was eligible to vote in Swedish elections
Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'd fill her ballot box with, ummm, paper.... Well you know...
*nudge nudge wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Indeed
The only result of the election i acutally like and it's in another country

That's democracy though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# You spelt 'Big fat cunt' wrong.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# lolotics
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I looked quick
and thought that was Wogan!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahha! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# "They come over here and steal all our blanks"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahhahahahahahaha
I wish to see this gameshow shopped.

"What blank is responsible for the highest crime rate?"

"What blanks are liable to rob your granny and kill your kids?"

"Complete this sentence: "All foreigners are blank"."

Ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Janet and John are going to the polling station
John says he is voting for the black Lib Dem candidate.
See Janet scowl. Janet thinks blacks should go back to Africa.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Run John, run
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# he is Wogoff
he is a worthless waste of life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# pffft
I looked up the Merton council results for the European Elections, over 2000 people voted for those cunts in my area!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Where did you look it up?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Enter your postcode on here:
local.direct.gov.uk/LDGRedirect/index.jsp?LGSL=721&LGIL=8

and it should direct you to the right place, there's a PDF on each council website for the 2009 election
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Nearly ten percent in my area :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# bah
Not updated yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Interesting link!
maybe post on /links?

Over 2500 votes for them in my ward of Bristol, or 3.33%.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# cheers, have put it on links
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# :)
You're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# great directgov is totally racist
'this is only available in ENGLAND'
([email protected], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# you are intolerant of their IP racism
and are therefore racist against racists :P
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Isn't that because
the Welsh, scots and Irish have their own government websites?

The devolving cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Arseface
The body of an arse and the face of an arse
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Watch out though,
Arseface is everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# "Smile, you son of a bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# i love you
for your jaws-based quotes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
fill it up ...put a lid on
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# his neck in dissolving!
it must be a pint of cobra
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# my intestines will attest to that
(because I drink a lot of cobra, not because my stomach is a racist)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# never has the word prick held such meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
#
data.tumblr.com/6fmeZsLUrogmw1fgUvX32M0Zo1_400.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *recoils in terror*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# The adventures of Turdchill

Old news - I had the idea at the time but was busy with exams. Last nights crap news reminded me.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I think I'm in love with Caroline Flint
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Aaarrrrgh She is Leg-wrong!
This causes confusion
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Her legs appear to be going in the wrong direction
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I like a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Her legses look strange
They are walking in another direction.
(Sverre my password is "password", Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# she is milfy
but has awful teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That might explain why I can't find a photo of her with her her mouth open!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# arrrrrggggg! Esher leg malfunction!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# She is
a lot more shaggable than most British politicians. But I suppose any woman would look like a sex goddess standing next to Gordon Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# one word:
thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# fuuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# One word:
Pickaxe
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# that messes my head right up
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ha ha ha Now this is grand!
you get a click me'boy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ha ha!
Possibly needs more Shatner though
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# i think they need to review this
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaha
=clicksville*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# clicky clicky clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# BNP Thread
([email protected], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# haha, v clever!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ha! very clever.
I only discovered the color tab on image search the other day (typical google, features just appear out of thin air)

I tried searching for porn in the color of green, for laffs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

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