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'Ghost' of Michael Jackson caught on camera pacing the corridors of Neverland

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The Neville What what what, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)

Is it going to go round

giving people the "willies"?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)

And a cheeky finger.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)

Surely the ghost would be backsliding round the house?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)

shamone shamone:))

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

Arf!

it is real because the ghost was moonwalking

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

Oh noes! His ghost has comeback as a fireplace!!!

I believe I said last week it's only be a matter of time before people started seeing his ghost.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

'Ghost' of Michael Jackson caught on camera moonwalking the corridors of Neverland

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'm a badddd invisible mutherfucker!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)

haha

that's ET!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

ha ha ha

It's quite clearly a shadow of somebody calmly walking behind the camera crew reflecting off, erm, air in a coridor...

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

This is how I imagine his life since eSure gave him the boot

Had this is my head since the start of Wimbledon.

Click. Enbiggen. Took a lot fucking longer that it should have done..

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)

Groan

But well excecuted! *click*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)

oh that's painful

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

Ouch!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)

Federer loves to beat Rod-dick.

In other news: It's thunderinging here.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)

The gods may be angry with the inhabitants of your hamlet/village/town/borough

gather as many people as you can and make a wicker-something.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

I made a wicker anus

it didn't save me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)

Todger Federer

...well he is to me

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

He's had 15 of them

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

is that 15 love?

"cab for Monty"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)

Is this Rod-dick vs Todger Federer

i've been watching the wrong sport

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

Pffft

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

I had a bag of Rowntrees Randoms the other day

...it was like adult pick-n-mix. I was for a moment young again....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

are they as good as Haribo?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

Felt a bit more upmarket and not a little "forced"

in comparison to Haribo's chipped formica table top back street plastic greasy prostitute vibe.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

that's an angle that I'm sure did not get raised at the last marketing and communication meeting at Haribo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

It'd have been one hell of a pitch, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)

Haribo

are the underground mafioso of confection, they have thier gelatenous paws in everything

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

I havn't had rowntrees for ages.

There's a supermarket up my road. No excuse not to :)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

SIlly arnie. Green Jelly is for elevenses

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

And for mixing with absinthe

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

Haha :)

Ning all!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

I had Cranberry Wheats for breakfast

I could have had some Blueberry Wheats, but there were more Cranberry ones left and so I chose those in order not to unbalance the universe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

Your wisdom astounds me.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

have I told you about how I switch the light in the loos at work on and off by grabbing the cord at the top and not at the bottom?

fewer germs that way you see.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

germs can climb

facto-bismoid

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

BUT EVERYONE DOES THAT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

GAH!

*OCD overloads*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

^This

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fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

Morning

Had a good weekend? All good in the hood?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

Hiya

Alright thank you! I went to Soho on Saturday for a mates 'do and was mistaken for a drag queen (It was Gay Pride day). I feel I must cut down on the slap and stop wearing heels that make me over 6ft tall. But I won't. LOLZ. How are you diddling?

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fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

The majority is well in the land of Minimus

I have temporary interwebs while waiting for BT to press a couple of buttons :D

I didn't make it to Silverstone, my friend couldn't make it Saturday due to work, we arranged to go on Sunday instead but I got a phone call from his girlfriend at around 6.30 am on Sunday morning to say that he had been up all night being sick. A quick check revealed that he had indeed been up all night, playing computer games :(
Plus part of my bike broke last night, resulting in a 3 mile walk home :P

How on earth could anyone confuse you for a drag queen? Maybe they meant like in the kathoey way?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

Oh noes!

Epic fail tiems.

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fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)

I wasn't too fussed

I used the time to clean and explore the fields along the lane :D

Which is also how I came to be 3 miles from home with a broken bike, the one time I forgot to take the tool kit with me :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

I clench the cord between the cheeks of my arse

then loop the end around my nutsack so that it switches the light off as I walk away

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

*stifled giggles*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

I didn't even manage

to stifle mine.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

This is the most erotic thing I have ever read.

Hello! Are you back? Have you had/are you having a lovely time?

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fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

I don't have to do that.

I was born with marigolds on.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

Pull it with your elbows instead!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

pfft...that's how Howard Hughes started

careful now:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)

*narrows eyes*

is this why I couldn't get any cash out of an ATM all day today, because you had cranberry breakfast thing?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

It's because you spent all your money on mars icecream

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

I would deny this but my hands are too fat and sticky from all of the Mars Icecream

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

Is it green flavoured jelly?

I AM HIM!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

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fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)

i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

I see him at the bird table regularly

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

hahahaha

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

What kind of sound does it make?

And how many milk doessit squirt?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

The eternal question:

Can it be milked?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

haha splendid

have a ducamel:

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

Have a tri-goose!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

I tri-ed it, and I liked it.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

Your punnery amounts to noggin.

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

Hahaha

funny swan! :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

HONKHONKHOOOOONK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7071639

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

A handy reference chart

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

Cerberus has nothing on this guy

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

If you cut a head

do more grow ?

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

Have Humphrey

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

now that definitely

can be milked

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

This is wonderful news

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

The top half of that GMTRFH boyo, isn't it.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

I bet it doesn't visit the bird bath very often

:D
Are both B3tards & B3ta imagehosting down at the same time?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

YES, it appears so.

The whole internet appears to be pretty dead to be honest. What's happened to everyone?

Is it swine-flu?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

It's Canine Herpes

/bofh

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)

Is that like regular herpes but

with more bite?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

Arf

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

gaaah I only have a small B3ta window today as well....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)

Maximise is your friend

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

*spang*

;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

Are you going to your SCIENCE in a field?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

Yep

I have a BIG trench of science going on

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

Do you find anything good?

Or are you like time team and just turn up disappointment at the end of the dig.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

We MIGHT have either a medieval manor

or a late medieval / tudor farm/smallholding

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

Well, that completely lacks geophys being useless.

That wouldn't make a very good show :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

Oh we did a Magnetometer survey

and yes it did show up bugger all......

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Hurrah

The balance is restored!

Does it ever show anything good? Every time it shows anything, it turns out to be a ditch and when it shows nothing they find something big.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

it does oftentimes work very well

I have seen results that have blown me away, so good we knew where everything was before we even stuck a spade in the ground! But it is a tempremental beast that can get upset by everything from ground being too dry/wet to sandy/to much clay..... But it IS expensive and you can't help feeling a touch put out when all your cash gets you a page of grey nothing

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

move your face closer

and jiggle more

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

*jiggles closer*

*gets motion sickness and eyestrain*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

ooops

sorry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

he stole your lighter

I saw him do it... now he's off to impress the school kids by making smoke rings... out of leather and thorns

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

Hullo Professor!

At least you're not dead.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

wotcha sweet cheeks

I'm not far off, I'm in Malaysia

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

Don't drink the water!

That is pretty far off actually. In fact you couldn't get much further.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

I meant not far off being dead

but yes - you are factually correct. Have a prize of your own choosing - but if ou want the rest of my ice lolly you'll have to be quick because I'm nearly down to the stick.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

TOO LATE

ha ha ha ah ah ahahah ahaha hajjhl

how's you anyway?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

Can I have your stick?

I'm fine and dandy thankyouverymuchandyourself?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

I'll push it into the drive hole later

I'm not too bad thanks. things is good and the world is enjoying me walking around it and making nice comments. I'm to the North of KL just now an it's very nie. Was up the KL tower and under the Petronas towers today... what else... erm taxi drivers are a bit cuntish. food's pretty good... had a very good weekend.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

This is exactly what you put on your postcard :(

word for word.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

different words costs extra

this is the omnibus edition

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

Extreme Pancake Tossing

With Andy Roddick.

Why has everyone stopped posting?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

Like

Do we get to eat them after?
Do they taste of danger?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

1.yes
2.not so much

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

The trick is to eat them while they are hot

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

A NEW POST!!!

EDIT: Sorry for got to woo at the self spaning image.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Roddick looks like he's just been spanged

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

I feel a bit sorry for him

He tried really hard to win.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

I wanted him to win

But after choking with 4 set points to go 2-0 up, he kinda deserved to lose.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

that's not Roddick

that's Seann William Scott who was narrowly beaten by Quentin Tarantino yesterday, or at least that's what my morning shoppery would have amounted to if I had the time, which I haven't, so just imgtaine it, or shop it yourself. Whatever suits really. I don't want to make a fuss.

In fact just pretend I'm not here.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

YAY PANCAKEY!

I'm back from vacation, and ready tooooooo ...finish my fucking final paper.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

Is it about the kamasutra?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

No, interactive gaymedia making money up the ass marketing fistfucking e-commerce poopshit paper

and a pony

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Sounds interesting

What kind of pony?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

Shetland

because they have a taste for anal sex

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

This is wonderful news

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Wanna meet at the kinderboerderij?

Lots of the pony's 're are total whores, they just love it. Up the butt!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

SIDEWAYS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

Extreme!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

That's pretty hard-core!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

hahah he pooed

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

darn monkeys

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

Hahaha

Jesus Christ.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

i want pancakes now.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

Then you should have some!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

that would involve me going out into the kitchen, mixing stuff together

cooking the stuff

etc.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

Whats holding yay ?

Lazy smelly hippy dude!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

you seem to be struggling to understand the magnitude of my laziness.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

Issit True Love - Brad Pitt lazy?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

Maybe you can get one of those "just add water" mixes

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

last time i tried it, it didn't turn out like a pancake,

I ended up with a sortof a runny spludge that I had to eat with a spoon.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

Did you finish it?

Cause that will earn you hippy-honour points

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

the previous post may contain lies.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

You lie on the internet?

You know this can be used in the court of law to take your children away?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

I want short shorts!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

i want to wear stockings, a slip, a panty girdle and high heel boots.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Have chips with that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

I was thinking of a lolipop but i suppose chips could work

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

Don't we all

but we don't have the legs!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

I have pancake mix in my bag (for an American freind who keeps whingeing about 'British style' pancakes)

You bring an egg, some milk, and a pan and we can make it happen.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

oh christ do they whinge about cheese as well?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

They whinge about absolutely everything!

Service in restaurants, the weather, varieties of soft drinks, music, sports, the food.
You see as Brits, we like to complain about these things too, but we're entitled to do so...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

We were all waiting for you to post

Today is Shy Monday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

balls

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Strange enough, I have that too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

Pffft hahahahaha

tennis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

FAKE

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

This would be an awesome sport

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

Yay!

in answer to your question, I'm far too busy to be on here today.

Except to say that I'm too busy to be on here.

And to say that.

And that.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

Ha! Now that I would watch

If I wanted to watch grown men grunt at each other I would...ummm...I dont know how to end this sentence.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

I like the Jif Lemon in this pic

it is a little touch of genius

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

I like to give just that little bit extra.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

Yet another (#5) in this series of poLOLitical comics in LEGO.

cfb (780k jpg)
I might do all ten in this sequence from Punch. As well as a couple other
stories that are equally amusing from this era (1890-1899). So stay tooned.
edit: The previous four if you wish to read them(under 1mb each) 1, 2, 3, 4.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:54, archived)

what is happening in egypt right now

aside from the anal fisting of course

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:58, archived)

It's actually been rather quiet of late. And shockingly low in the anal fisting department.

My impetus to do this one of the series now* was more from/about events further east.

*Ok, several weeks ago. These can take some time to prepare, storyboard, build, photo and layout. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:08, archived)

Anal Kneeing

morning the board!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

Nine out of ten goats.cx agree.

Howdy.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

'nings

Slow board and b3tards.com giving errors. I hate Mondays *goes back to eating lasagne*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

Photobucket still working over there?

filthy repost from the weekend, because I don't have the time to make anything new at the moment

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

This is madness :D

Tokio Hotel look like lovely little scamps.

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fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

When she rides, she's in eMotion

also the singer looks like Vegeta

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

'Ning.

I want lasagne now. *glares at poxy fruit salad*

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fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

Morning :D

Fruit salad *noms*

Are you Wellington?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

The lot of them ended up

in the ~~sewers~~ Suez.

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:16, archived)

Thx.

For some reason I think they all just might get lost on the way there.

Actually, "Average man" seems to know the most this time round
and he might arrive on the right continent at least. HAHAHA.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:25, archived)

AAU, Tahkcalb

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)

^^^ this

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)

\/ \/ \/ that

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:13, archived)

These

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)

Getting anally fisted by a long nosed John Wayne will do that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

RLY?

*Wants*

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

Thank you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)

Fuck yeah!

no wait? I demand the finest Pokemon known to mankind and I want them now!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)

Yeah, a Cooking With Pokies was supposed to be next... but I haven't made anything interesting recently.

I might actually have to throw out a request for what people would like to see or learn to make the pokie way.
thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

TREACLE SPONGE PUDDING!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)

Ok, it's a popular item.

Do you like the super soft ones, firm and gooey, or the candy type?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)

the boiled suety one:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)

Done.

I'll get it scripted before the weekend and do it on the weekend.
Perhaps sooner, if I am inspired and have a free moment to do it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

yays.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

Hey ghost

what's the url to get to b3tamail?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

Did I not send it to you?

mail.google.com/a/b3tamail.com

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

You did, but I delete things a lot

Thanks :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)

No probs

Tahkcalb, did I ask you if you wanted one?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)

I'm email accounted to death! Thanks though.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)

I must admit

I am as yet unfamiliar with that particular method of capital punishment.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)

yay lego

wtf happened with freebase? why???

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)

It looks like folks have already mentioned his fame here to him.

Although he may not have gotten his messages yet, it is rather late
in the evening here on the west coast. One can hope he's got a good
sense of humour about the insanity. Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

ah shit why the fuck would someone go and tell him?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

I love your stuff :D

In other events:
Does anyone on here know about mountain bikes? A small part cracked last night and I need to get a replacement but I don't know what it's called.

It's the small part covering the gap between the handlebar stem and the frame:
xs941.xs.to/xs941/09281/bikepart-001279.jpg

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)

I think you need a new flange

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

is it even particularly important?

parktool.com/images_inc/repair_help/fork25.gif

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

Yes, without it the handlebars are wobbly

And it prevents dirt getting into the bearings.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

does it have a thread in it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

Stem collar, I think.

Could be wrong.

edit: and thanks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

Thanks

I wasn't sure if it was a bushing or a collar, they are both the same thing I suppose :P
This is the part on the bike anyway:
www.renaultsportmap.co.uk/bikepart2.jpg

I did the sensible thing anyway, I brought the part with me for when I go to the bike shop at lunch.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

Ffffffuuuuuuu

Haha, I like these

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

Small additions and modernizations to the original script(s).

I've not messed with the core though. They are unique gems as they were/are.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

More of this sort of thing! Less of that other stuff!

*clicks*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

what is happen?!

how is freebase dead?

why he die :(

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

it is sad :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:02, archived)

Deutschl&

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:06, archived)

I think we should let freebase rest soon

I'd hate to see us reach saturation point

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:06, archived)

Wise. But, I can't believe he's just been tracked down

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:09, archived)

Plans are afoot

stay tuned

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:12, archived)

I'm staying tuned

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:18, archived)

tune-d

www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dea-d.php

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:51, archived)

EVENH&-D

GOODFUTURETHINK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:57, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhahhha FUCK

I just saw the Petranek Fitness Temple

www.b3ta.com/board/9552720
that is my kind of a place

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

I saw it the other day and it still makes me laugh.
I'd pay to visit that place.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:17, archived)

Deutschl& Vimod alles!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:14, archived)

HEIL!

HEIL!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:20, archived)

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elbow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:25, archived)

harry s truman

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:07, archived)

As a young boy

Truman had three main interests: music, reading, and history, all encouraged by his mother. He was very close to his mother for as long as she lived, and as president solicited political as well as personal advice from her. He got up at five every morning to practice the piano, and went to a local music teacher twice a week until he was fifteen. Truman also read a great deal of popular history. He was a page at the 1900 Democratic National Convention at Convention Hall in Kansas City

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elbow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:20, archived)

lol, freemason too (oooooooooooo)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:25, archived)

weeeeeeeeee!

Need a Place to Upload an Image? Go to Clipart Of.com

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:20, archived)

I don't know what's going on but it's pretty funky.

I just googled hamtoucher and found this NSFW
www.b3ta.com/board/7640218

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)

oh, mictoboy

so when he's not tracing hetero porn, he's making mantrain macros

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:32, archived)

Fuuuuuuck

Gay porn is illegal in Singapore. If I get arrested, I'm taking you all down with me!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:46, archived)

WHOA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:52, archived)

Feckin'ell

*Makes note not to gamble on NSFW links while in school again*

I expected one of his ladygirl vectors or somesuch.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:08, archived)

oh it's just a couple of cocks.

and one of them is in a bumhole.

but of course, I went to an all-boys school

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:23, archived)

Aye.

I'm getting the horrible viral video feeling of intrigue about 3 guys 1 hammer that /talk keep rabbling about. I try and keep away from them, but if enough people go on and on my will power breaks, I watch, and am traumatised. Have you seen it?

:(

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:30, archived)

ahhhhahh no

I've only recently got broadband at home

I can't watch shit like that at work
so I never tried on dial-up

I hear putridsexobject.com is worth a look, too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:40, archived)

I think I'm pretty much desensitised to anything except rape and animal cruelty by now.

THANKS A FUCKING BUNCH, INTERNET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:45, archived)

Yes, I've made use of the mind bleach far too many times thanks to internet.

I wonder how people 'that-way-inclined' got their fill of ridiculously extreme porn in the days before the interweb.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:51, archived)

furtively mimeographed news sheets purveying home-dubbed video tapes to the discerning few under plain brown wrappers

..or so I should imagine

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:53, archived)

seeing a lady'a ankle used to be extreme porn

this constant one-upmanship is destroying us all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:55, archived)

Hung out in hospitals or joined the army.

Also
DIY

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:28, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:13, archived)

haha

very good

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:15, archived)

exiled to a foreign l&

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:19, archived)

Gr&

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)

ahhhhahhahhhah

YES

I JUST REALISED THE IMAGE CHALLENGE THIS WEEK IS PIRATES
WHAT'S NEXT, MONKEYS? ZOMBIES? NINJAS?

FUCK MY HAT, HOW VERY FRESH.
catandgirl.com/?p=582

also I'm glad I missed last week's Michael Jackson tribute, I bet that wasn't a cavalcade of tired old paedo jokes, no sir

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)

It wasn't all bad.

only 99%.

www.b3ta.com/links/333267

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:32, archived)

ahhhhhahhhhahhah

first I watched that with the sound off and didn't get it

NOW I get it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:47, archived)

I already did. That's why its damp.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:33, archived)

"Baba Yaga is where it's at."

catandgirl.com/?p=584

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:38, archived)

Can't argue with that.

Chimera, seamhorses and the like are serious business.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:46, archived)

My entries weren't

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:58, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:02, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:03, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:03, archived)

Its Action Jackson!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:18, archived)

agreed, those are all fucking awesome.

If I were the hat-wearing sort I should certainly be doffing mine to you right about now.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:20, archived)

Ace!

These all work so well in sequence :)

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)

Monkey zombie ninja pirates!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

No more Engl&!

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:31, archived)

0_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)

Sweet!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

NUKED !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)

i'm gonna nuke b3tards... fucker won't work for me... keeps saying 'error,moving file'...anyone know what that means?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

b3tards is prolly doing maintenance . . .

I'm using www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)

thats more

than a wee bit trippy that

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)

You can also use it for a calendar !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)

Thought so

when it put the countdown tune in my head

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

♪___♫___♪

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)

I've got megapeas for just such occasions.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)

*JOY*...

...that's beautiful!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

Was a late in the thread reply to you a few months ago.

www.b3ta.com/board/9227540

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

cool...

...i always leave at the wrong moments......c'yas... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

Fond mamories . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

Just in time . . . I ran out of matches !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

Make those sparks fly!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)

i'm about to...

...*spark*toke*!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

YES

SCIUNCES

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

I had a gaz from someone when i logged in

the title was "about the anal fisting trends"

it wasn't spam

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)

Anal fisting tends?

News to me. I thought we just ruined them by repetition.
Moreover, do trends have asses with which to fist?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)

I don't know, but something major happened in january 2006

www.google.com/trends?q=anal+fisting

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)

Czechs seem to be the majority of the spike.

Quick czech of it on goggle gets several results including a movie.
edit:
I see that the Diggers wondered about this too...
digg.com/comedy/WTF_Happened_In_Janurary

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:44, archived)

aargh

beaten to the punch by digg, how humiliating.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:05, archived)

very awesome

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)

nicely!

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elbow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 4:25, archived)

PHYSICS.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:09, archived)

time for a new post

*runs*

1234 I declare a repost thingy.

subject something old

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

you should have made it a 1mb to make the babys cry

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

wheels one out...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)

Holy Crap !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)

Walk this way . . . silly !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)

OMGWTF...BBQ!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)

From the 'animal suicide' compo of Nov 2007

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

hahahah, awesome

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)

Old peas? Ok, this one is quite old.

June 2005

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)

Whada ya say fellas ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)

I say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Feb 2006

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)

Eye see !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

As amusing as frogs are, bees have always been more popular.

July 2006

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)

HASIDIC FORG

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)

It is too art !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)

We love teh council workerz

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)

Glub . . . glub . . . glub . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

yummy!

eatliver.com/i.php?n=4515

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

I found this in b3tards wot I did two years ago.

and I cant fucking remember how I did it. :-(

winner of repost - anything with frogs.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

WOW !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)

More froggyness with a dash of toap.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)

frogs?

I hope Dave Draws isn't lurking then..

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

i remember when you used to draw lots of cats <3

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Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)

FEEEEEEESH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)

Cat FEEEEESH !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

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Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)

Maltesers for eyes. :D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)

suck on them

til its blind

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

Dot dot three !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

GOODCAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:23, archived)

Did this this morning

cfb or click for crap sketch

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)

Schmokin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

old it is...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)

BIG old bumpers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)

here's to the ground-dwelling mega big balled thin shafted pooly drawn willie!

(souch13, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)

Pfffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

sorry about the filesize, at least its knocking that twat off the top

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)

Are you fucking a sheep?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

bear grylls loves dead sheep

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

A dead sheep

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)

That reminds me of this time I flogged a dead horse.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

is he performing Shee.P.R.?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)

Where are his legs?

Maybe they just had grow?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

he had to eat them, he was lost on the mainland of ireland after all, you would eat your legs too

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)

TRAGEDY

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

does biting my own toenails count?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

ummmmm..............no....wait! yeah it does

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

This could very well be the worst attempt at extreme knitting I've ever seen.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

This

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

Oh I see.

So a nigh on half meg spacktastic animation to push another spacktastic animation down the board is for the greater good?

Nice one.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

i deleted the original file so i couldnt reduce the size, boo hoo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

haha

go, bear, go!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)

NUMMY!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

Adblocked!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

Why do they all want to make me so sadface Ttssattsr :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

People are always wrong. I'm glad I evolved into something else when I did.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

Racist :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

melm melm melm melm melm

(

Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

hi Shada

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

hi clansoul

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Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

How're you?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

aight shits cool

know what'msayin

(

Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

Yes, I speak English and so do you so I understand, yes.

The shit is cool.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

LANGUAGE!

(

Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

English, I just said.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

HI sHADA

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Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

hi ttssattsr

(

Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

yo Shada

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

aight

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Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

Hi Ttssattsr

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

hi psychedelic warlord

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

Yes

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

hi clansoul

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

How did you accidentally your eardrum?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

how're you?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

I'm good.

I have to do a summer project but it's pretty simple so I have a pretty relaxing summer.
How about you?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

I'm glad to hear you're okay.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

I think you're lying. It's hard to hear with a perforated eardrum.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

And on top of that, I was typing.

You're a liar, Ttssattsr.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

I can't read.

I was never taught shit.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

LANGUAGE!

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

i think it's English

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

I heard a rumour he was listening to [insert name of shit musical act here] on too high a volume.

Ha! Ha!

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zoldergoose, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

Abba?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

Yeah, I've been listening to some War of the Verbal Pigs lately.

Not as good as Longpig was though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)

Hey!

This even has been Brainbombs, Clockcleaner and Slint.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

blblblblblbbbleeeeee

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHA

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

Why am I looking at

a picture of a twat?
*turns away from the mirror*
*looks at monitor instead*
...erm, whut now? ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

needs more miong

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak!

schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm BELK! squak! schmerg merm

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak! BELK! squak!

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

which is obvious, and requires no explanation

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)

get away from me!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

A sad day, indeed

My Nikko passed away today. She's on the left at a much younger age. RIP.

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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Awww poor baby rat :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

:-(

i'm sure things are much better for her up in heaven

like, not being squeezed to death and etc.

/only joking, my condolences

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

aaaaw. I'm so sorry to hear that.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

dirty vermin

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

The fuck is "heinze"?

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

A footballer?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

57 Varieties.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

Yup

That's Northerners for ya:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

aww poor baby!

They have such...

FACES!

I take it you know of a very good veterinary orthodontist

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

Oh noes :(

That makes me sad face.

We introduced my nephew to his first rodent yesterday. He loved him :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

Hug a lapshade :(

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

What shade of lap should i hug exactly?

shades of brown, green, gray, indigo or terracotta

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Aubergine.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

Fun fact: Americans can't say that word for some reason.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

'ob-ber-geen ?

/USAian

edit: whoops! www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aubergine

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Ehg-plan-tuh

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zoldergoose, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

Thaynk yeeooooo!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

Zuccini?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Ugh-buhg-guy-nee!

Also
Hab-burrr-guy-ne

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

maybe it defies their language?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

paedophile

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

your jokes are like your penis....week

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

Week.

Shitcunt.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

WEEK?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

aw :/

*comforts n pie*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

Awwwww

But hahhahaha! but awwww.
I used to have very similar ratkins to those. Brilliant little geniuses.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Rats are ace. Dead rats less so.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

Hey Lennie Small

That's because you strangled it

(

applehead herp derp, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Aww

tj: Is the b3tards uploader stuffed?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

AWWWW:(

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

Sorry

I would get another rat, but they only live long enough to break your heart.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

self port

edit: thanks all. my first attempt at drawing :)

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elbow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

Thats pretty good that is.

OH HAI GAYSHIFT HOW ARE WE TONIGHT?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

i cannot speak for myself

but everyone else on here right now IS gay*.

*in the old school sense

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

THAT'S NOT VERY PC YOU DISCRIMINATIVE BASTARD

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

he's a mac.

daddy.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

I was waiting for that.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Honky.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

Shut up Cracker!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

PALEFACE.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

Why are you always so fucking racist?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

maybe he needs a shag

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Funky.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

IS IT THE GAY SHIFT ALREADY?

I AM NOT TUCKED UP IN BED YET WITH MY BISCUIT

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

IT'S SUNDAY... THE SHOUTING COMES EARLY :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

Don't you mean the bumming cums early

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Pardon!? i cant hear you over the shouting

plus i got some bum i need to smack in the face

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

SHOUT!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

Gayshift, already?

*glances at watch*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

IT'S ESSENTIALLY GAYSHIFT

YEAH

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

ASHALLY NOT QUITE

OH RITE YEA IT IS GAYSHIFT SORRY

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

dnt argew its not nice an peple can get upset so dnt do it ok

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

THERE IS NO SET TIME FOR GAYSHIFT

ONLY WHEN GAYNESS COMMENCES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

YAY

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEHAW!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

Oh fine darling

just finished a shag in Brighton

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

Well done

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

Thank you

now onto the next rug

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

Hello I think this is good.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

I like this because it is great

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

this makes me gay*

*in the old school sense

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

Old School as in

rapey old teachers way?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

1930's gay

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

I like that :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

Nicely

Oddly reminds me of a long defunct Software company called 'lobotomy' who made games for the first Playstation

Edit:

www.mobygames.com/images/i/11/27/447577.png

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

i can see that

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elbow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

Banana-eyes

I like it :)

On a different note: I've had a go at making some icons, what's the protocol? Do I just stick em in a post and make it part of the icon mini-challenge thing?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

Yes, you sure do :)

*gets excited*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

*rolls eyes*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

Don't get too excited: they're not very good

- An angry robot head thing
-

- B&
-

- Rubbish CDC
-

- Warning sign
-

- Supposed to be Death, didn't really work
-

- DJ
-

- Egg
-

- Eye
-

- Humbug
-

- Ice cream
-

- Jolly Roger
-

- Mixing desk sliders
-

- Pizza. Or vomit.
-

- Rain cloud
-

- Spooky tree on a hill
-

- Star. Starfish? It's supposed to look badly-drawn.
-

- Was supposed to be a happy sun, doesn't look so great
-

- $$$s
-

- Synth
-

- Tank
-

- A tetris block
-

- Another tetris block

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

I like the tetris block

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

I did them first

Summat nice and, well, iconic really.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

The tank and the tetris blocks are super ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

Ta!

I was quite pleased with the tank.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

i like the tree

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elbow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Me too

Although I'm not sure it's immediately clear what it is. If you weren't told it was a tree on a hill it could be anything :/

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Tetris and tank FTW

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hmm

Maybe I should've done a TetrisTank.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

Love them!

Very cool indeed

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magictoast, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Cheers!

WTF is up with that bloke though?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

He's a murderer..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXrbCDbC5Rk

Also I like the humbug and the rain cloud. Do a Doctor Who related one and I'll name my first born after you.

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magictoast, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

I like

robot head
rain cloud
money bag
tank

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

Yay, and ta!

That's four more than I was expecting people to like :D
I'm quite pleased with the rain cloud, but I'm not sure if anyone would actually use it.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

yes well done my son

love them all, a very well done

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

Ice cream, tank, & $wagbag.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

I like the tetris CDC

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Ta, although I hadn't noticed that until you said

I think b3ta has warped my mind. Or maybe that's just the most useful way for those T blocks to go :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)

Pizza/pile'o'barf FTW

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)

Ace work....

I think Death is brill and would use it ghiven the chance

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)

Robot head FT blimming W!

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fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

tetris block!

I can just see the hats...

(ms, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

I like the tank :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)

Gigady Gigady

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

Post them hard matey

make it mater

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

POST THEM IN THE CHALLENGE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

this pushes all the right buttons

and a few of the other ones too

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

yew git sum evil eyes yew does

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Shada, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

Just watched Wolverine - SHEE-ITE

b3tard and image hosting via B3TA normal post both broke?

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

Nice works!

Yeah, they are both down.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk is still up though :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Good god

Can you imagine if she had been elected 'speaker'

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

i didn't find the film that bad

but they could of done with a younger looking Hugh Jackman for the part

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

hahaha

Also I'd like to say how utter fantastic the fire service are!
Had broken glass hanging from a window and I couldn't get an emergency glass place to come out.
Called the non emergency line and they were where within five minutes.

EDIT: They did want to take the South African flag that was below the window out though. Strange.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

They must have been bored with the Tennis, and watched the Rugby

twiddling their thumbs, waiting for flats to burst into flames

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

lol

I do have to say I was so impressed and in true British style they were comedy firemen:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

'comedy firemen'

best of all the emergency services :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

OH yeah

The aussie one was trying to make off with my South African flag (or at the very least use it to catch the falling glass [OK strictly not ENglish fireman but part of the brigade])

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

Fuck me

I'm being bombarded with emails from big nobs I work with, and it's past eleven; something large is happening tomorrow

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

Large?

Not Prescott?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Gordon Brown was at London Zoo today

maybe he was eaten by a a Tory hippo?

edit: *scrolls down* - Oh, you know!

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Something to do with him being London Zoo's photographer:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

Looking at your profle...

... you seem to have the coolest job ever.

Are you being emailed about those chimps that eggscaped from another zoo?

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

Mental, 30 escaped

Christ, that's egg on their faces; Cheshire?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

To be honest with you,

with it being so close to Liverpool, it must have been hard for them to tell the difference between the Chimps and the Locals.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Quite

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

That story made me chuckle lots :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

I just read that

It was helpful of the BBC to provide an image on a chimpanzee so we know what they look like!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

In all seriousness, no

there is going to be quite a heavy press conference tomorrow I am being told to go to, with Sir David Attenborough, I guess you'll read about in the papers or see in the news; i'm just a little annoyed given my battery grip is turning up tomorrow via TNT and sod's law says it will be in the afternoon after i've had to grab a black cab and shoot down to Piccadilly

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

have the monkeys discovered my black monolith

I got a bit absent minded and have been littering the universe with them.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

Love the first one!

Excellent work!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

Ermm...Yes.

Yeah, well.....ummm....
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

*hoses*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

...

hahahaha

YES.

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Do I look beautiful to you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

I'm going to walk my little dog, then I'll bury you

un-der-neath a logggg.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

I thought it put the lime in the coconut?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

you're such a silly woman

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

subtle tag

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

:'(

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

....

Dont be sad.

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

It was a sexy cry.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

....

Oh...Of coarse....umm

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

All crying is sexy Ttssattsr!

And you know that!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Mascara running down her face. The screaming. The eyes that beg for more...

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

Exactly!

Hey Ttssattsr! I am feeling well gay for you right now, even though you lied to me again :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

It's in a jiffybag with a sexynotedoodle. Im gta by stamps k. iv no stamps!!!!!! LOLOLOL.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

NO FUCKN STAMPS?

:@(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

got non, m8

ima stamp tmrow n also il by SHOEW LASES!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'll believe it when I see it man :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

You're so fucking negative.

Negative Nancy.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Easy there Positive Percy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

i saw this guy last night

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWcfnm14DU

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Kaiser, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

i don't understand it at all

but it sure is fun to watch

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

it was fucking awesome!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BAvio0gXSw

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Kaiser, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Sexy

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

Beautiful

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

This is spookily like one of Connor's creations

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

that's you, that is

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

sweet fucking christ

...

(Oobla, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMHANDCUFFSBUMBUMBUMBUM!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

I believe that you missed 'SPLUFF' from the end of that.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

BUMBUMBUMUNDERBOOBBUMBUMBUMKNICKERSBUMBUMBUMSTOCKINGSBUMBUM

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

what he said ^^

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

i can see her taint

ROLFMAYO

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

all i can see is an angry owl

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

Saw a Barn Owl today.

It was tired and miserable and hid from me behind a post.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

owls are only capable of one vowel sound

if they could form consonants you'd hear them distinctly saying "fuck off!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

Ahhhh.

So 'Oo oo oo' Is '(f)oo(k) (y)ooo (p)oo(face)'?

Awesome!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

wow! now i can't see the bum anymore

:-(

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Her perineum appears quite hidden.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

if you turn the contrast up to 8 jillion, the details become quite clear

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

Nice work Mictolad!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Cor blimey mate

as if the evening's weren't hot enough as it is

Woo stuff

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

i think i'm a masochist

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Naughty

you almost spoiled my "no masturbating for a week" challenge

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

and
:) again

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Oh very nice indeed :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

hahahahahah

brilliant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Angry cuffs arse is angry :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

Twit

;)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

Twoo

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

*high fives*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

this is a trace

right? i think ive seen that as a photo

(MackanZoor, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

yup

it turns out to be a very popular result for 'sexy handcuffs'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

there it is

(MackanZoor, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

bumpod

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

It's two lamps?

isn't it?

(zombiecull, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

Now do this one

Edit: Resized using HTML (save for big).

(MackanZoor, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

Can you make that a mite bigger please?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

didnt realise how big the pic was until it had been posted

(MackanZoor, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

<img src="http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/mittenhandcuffsmedium.jpg"/>

You should probably use this link instead. Some people have capped broadband etc, etc. Using html doesn't reduce the filesize.

Its pretty cool though :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

I could still give the copper a good whack over the head with those mittens :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

PHWOAR!

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

Outstanding bottom skills, sir

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

On the news that he won't be being buried with his brain...

What other body parts are they going to miss out?

(Vaguely topical pearoast)

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jonnyfatman, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

hahahahahah

when his body is decomposed, his skeleton and nose will still be there

ooh, there's a good one for a photoshop... any takers?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Your mum?

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

lolwut

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

I SAID YOUR MUM!

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

He wont decompose.

He will be comparable to a plastic bag, take 10,000 years, and the 'future' time team will think thats what we all looked like back in them days.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Wow! His nose actually had being of it's own

I spotted some geezer at work this afternoon:

Edit: Removed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

i recognise anton rogers

but is that tom conti's dad with him?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

Hah!

Lord Paul, he's exceedingly wealthy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

also, what the fuck is this 'jacket and shirt, but no tie' bollocks?

either smart, or casual, you fucking cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

He seems to be playing pocket billards as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

^^This in bloody spades

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

^ this.

Until it hurts.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Damn right, if he had a superfluous strip of cloth tied round his neck Britian wouldn't be in a mess.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

I MEAN HE'S SHOWING HIS SHIRT BUTTONS FOR CRISSAKES

HOW CAN HE FUCNTION?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

if he can't fucking dress himself

i question his ability to run a fucking country

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

In the current political climate I doubt he wanted to give anyone a premade noose.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Ha!

It'd still look better than a length of hemp rope. On most people, anyway...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Thank god you agree.

Now, let's sort this country out.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

Now if he wore a full waistcoat/pocketwatch/cravat/hat ensemble then he could get Britian going again.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

YES!

This is the sort of thing that makes trains run on time. Sloppy clothing = sloppy workers.
Police tunics replaced with jumpers? Railway guards without hats? Doctors wearing those scrubs things instead of white lab coats? This is why we're a mess.
A BETTER BRITAIN THROUGH SARTORIAL WELLBEING!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Quick

Someone Photoshop some ties in! :o

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Xenctuary ~xenc., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

If only you had a gun with you instead of a camera :)

Nice shot sir

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

I see no reason why they can't be combined.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

true

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

Are you stalking him?

or is it the other way round ;)
edit why does he always look so down at heal...c'mon I want a sharp suited looker in the top post, lets have glam and dandy at no10

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

It's not like Brown has anything else to do

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

My 70-200 f/2.8 with an extender tube

His body guards sussed me out immediately and words were said

then by me, more or less informing them "I work here and wouldn't you have taken the same shot if you had the kit to do so in your boots, pal"

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

that's you on the list then

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

I live for danger

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

guess I'm on the list too

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

is it britney spears?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

Close dude

and sorry about yesterday, the car was rammed, it was all a bit manic mate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

no worries sir

that's the joy of playing it by ear, i just sat by the phone waiting all day and cried myself to sleep, trust you had a good'n. new cats?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

No one new yet

and all of them were completely wiped out by the heat, so spent most of the time chatting with Terry. Darren gave a word on his radio show this morning, bless his cotton socks, i'll plan it better next time which should be very soon, like weeks; we want to be there either first thing in the morning, or at dusk to get a different perspective with the cats; possibly over night, if you're interested

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

sounds good to me

if not a little scary

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

It is quite lively at night according to Terry

nocturnal snarls and growls throughout the night, nothing like a few beers can't cope with, and a few carefully positioned tripods here and there to record it all :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

and sweet tea

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Which I shall be drinking lots of tomorrow

there is a big press conference happening tomorrow with Sir David I have been asked to go to, involving something along the lines of the extinction of corals or something in the afternoon

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

You mean this guy?

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

nice shot sir :)

I would have taken the opportunity to post a recent Meerkat pic for you,
but b3tards seems to be playing up, and b3ta's own hosting isn't working this weekend, so bah!

have a link instead...

Simples!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

That is simply spectacular

What was the gear you shot that on?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Sony Alpha 350

Old Minolta 'Beercan' lens, 2x teleconverter @ 210mm f5.6

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

At 5.6 that is simply bonkers

quite a lens mate, and some nifty handling to be fair, that friend of yours left you quite a little gold mine; which only goes to show it's the glass which is your real investment given bodies come and go

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

To be fair, the beercan is a miracle of a lens.

There's very little I like shooting that it doesn't cover :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Quite a lens:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minolta_AF_70-210mm_f/4_lens

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Woo!

The set-up I'm aiming for! I have the lens and converter, now I just need the bloody camera body.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

that's a lovely shot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

Thats an ace pic.

Ive never managed to get as good a one as that.
Some of my Zoo pics here.
(although next to yours and Capt Big Cat up theres pics, they look a little ropey)
www.flickr.com/photos/l4nc/sets/72157602550764276/

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

they're ace pics :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

Is that Britney?!

EDIT: Yays. My mowed bretheren in the foreground there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

This is awesome

the one-eyed Scottish twat

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

the best camera

is the one that's with you :)

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elbow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

Good thing I always travel with two ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

nice shirt :D

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elbow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yays

Domestic in the room above me. Girlfriend put the guy's head through the window, people on the pavement very lucky no one was walking underneath!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

I've come here cause /talk is borked

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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

~~borked~~ boring.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

~~borked~~ full of cunts
;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

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