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[challenge entry] German Pointer + tomato = Hellboy anyone?


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(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Your dog is soooo going to rip out your jugular when you're sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# It's a stupid dog
They do what you tell them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ^this
dogs have no souls or free will
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha it looks very patient about the whole thing
like it's planning on killing you later and making it look like an accident
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^this all over^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha I love it
For great justice!

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahah! bloody hell! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Argh what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# eeurgh.
If I click "I like this," will you promise not to do it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] bleached domo anyone?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :D!
Great attention to detail there with the ring. ;)
([sic] You're ad here?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# utterly brilliant
:)

have a click
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Look at the hate in his eyes
He's going to eat your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# "I'm not a baby I'm a tumour"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hello RSPCV?
Yes. Someone has attached a dog to my tomatoes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Someone has attacked a dog!
To my tomatoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# You need to go on ebay and buy one of those RG to English translators!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Three four to this sundat
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Wimpy over the bumhole, officer! Cringing fleetwoods on the starship!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Sorry I'm all out of cumin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Then don't you have a letter-writing course upon the cusp?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Tomatoes are a fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Quick! Call the RSPCP!
I suspect a pedant's life is in danger!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Try it misser, I cut you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Actually, they're both
A fruit can be a vegetable, but a vegetable cannot be a fruit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# That makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# according to the saying...
Knowledge means knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom means not putting it in a fruit salad.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Silly Riverghost
Tomatoes am fruits!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
I thought gspgirl was a vegit!:P

Bonus points for what sort of fruit thems iz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# A berry.
According to QI anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# It's actually a citrus fruit:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Maybe his tomatoes had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I'd say he looks more like biggles than anything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# he's plotting revenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dogsalad?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Better than looking at his monkeyfruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Or her monkeyfruit.
But then that changes the whole euphamism...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Mmmm LAMBFRUIT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahah ! poor dog.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahhahahaha
poor doggy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# He looks VERY pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Duly clicked :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
compo winner!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# one of the best so far
party for the idea, partly for the expression of slightly confused dissapointment on the dogs face.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# If B3TA allowed it...
...I'd give you ca-nine clicks!

It's a beautiful animal too. I'd say it's a hot dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 6:58, archived)
#
He's a lovely boy AND he got to eat the tomato afterwards. His head still smells of tomato though :-/
(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Inspired :)
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# you can see
where the seeds shot out when they went SPLAP! onto his head.
obviously not carefully placed, and all the merrier for it.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Awwww
I want to hug your dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Domo-Kebab
An actual kebab I bought and ate.







(I helped save b3ta! Goosegog, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# the snack that bites back.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# that looks vile.... I'm going to have tp adblock it :S
but woo anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
#
It was really nice! Good quality kofte from Reigate Kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! Goosegog, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Why didn't you photograph it before you ate it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ewwwww......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# C'mon.. A smile doesn't cost anything... oh....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yes
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I didnt realise Rianair ran a coach company
did you know that if you turn up to chek-in without a print of your receipt, they charge you €40!?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Cnuts
that is all
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ahaha
so true

I reckon the 'fun fare extra' is a 'reach-around'.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I did some arts it is called 'Le Français fermier de porc sur l'acide '
-or- The French pig farmer on acid.


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# awesome
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I get this Nirvana reference.
Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Ou est le porcinette!
also ghetto zamboni

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Skillfull
Those crazy French
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahah, blimey, I've been on b3ta far too long - I read that as "Skullfuck"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
MUCH better, RS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I thank you sir
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# :D
win :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I would wear that round my neck

but first i'll just plop my single FP here
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# BRILLIANT!!!!!
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha !
No ring ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# :D
I like the blood trails very much.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahah :D
nice backdrop there
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Haha
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Poor wigmonster... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Erik Estrada is looking HAWT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Yes I did but mother wasn't around so we ended up having to go to Paddington!
EDIT: Why are the BBC whoring Radiowhore's song about Harry Patch?

Top Tip: "Radiohead - make millions of pounds each from selling lots of music albums and going on tours and then give away one album free for one week only claiming you're against music industry being exploitative."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Imagine all the horrible media exposure they're getting right now
I bet they hate it eh? Knobs
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Yes they have a right to privacy.
Unless they want to use their celebrity to sell something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Rob is a celeb.., gets Robbed for a tenner and post all his personal stuff for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Nobs for president!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# As opposed to other artists who give away... nothing.
You're sounding like the bum who abuses the toff for giving him a fiver and not a fifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# No.
As opposed to the other artists who don't claim to be against the music industry being exploitative.

D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# aw why is wigmonster sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# the company has chopped up his legs
and put it on a sweaty bald head
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# He did a Japanese woman poo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# and his anus is bleeding now
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Erm sorry.
That was my fault
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Monster mollester!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a Stig
(loki99 was thinking thought crimes on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Black Y fronts FTW
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *Clicks ignore on the poo poster*
Ahhh that's better...now what do we have? Why it's a little plastic stigman to take its place :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# haha this ^
woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hehhe, brilliant :D
edit: *Strobe lights and sirens* THREAD DELETION ALERT! THREAD DELETION ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# has teh shit gone? excellent
and stop worrying about thread deletions, we should encourage them :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Due to popular request
I removed it. I am very very sorry.
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# wouldn't be so bad but it was photoshopped which is against the rules :D


seriously though, no one want to see your shits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I'm sorry
I offended you
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I miss all the best shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Thanks for that
Really put me off my hotdog
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ah, this will be why the work webfilter
deemed b3ta tasteless and offensive for a few minutes but is now happy again.

Only shit offends my filter it seems!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# "Delete or delete not... there is no win..."
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ^o^
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ha ha - fantastic
Guaranteed, my son makes one of these tomorrow :D

*click
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] stop pulling faces albert
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I dont know who this is, but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Einstein I'm guessing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# ^ this man is correct
(also: filename)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# It was my birthday yesterday, I can't be arsed to filename!:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hahah :D
it's very sound reasoning i'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I thought it was Marilynj Monroe
circa Seven Year Itch...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# such a great film
I think I prefer it to some like it hot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Jane Russell is soooo much hotter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Tom Ewell's performance in Seven Year Itch is the reason for liking it :)
well that and the script of course
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ^ this
www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/out.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I believe the phrase is
BOOIIINNNG!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Sir, you speak nothing but the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I Like This.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# 2 inches....
* Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# gene simmons has nothing on that man!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# And so Birmingham welcomes one of b3ta's favourite sons...

Edit: Confused was I. To offend I didn't mean
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Awww.... Thanks, Ninj!
*gets all teary*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Pleasure sir!
Lucky Brum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# They know not what horrors lie in store for them,
the poor fools....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Enjoy your bull! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I'll still be in Advertising, so that's a given...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Moving to Brum or Black Country JPG??
They don't like being associated with each other so they take the
difference pretty seriously.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Central Brum, and yes...
I know about not confusing the two. :)

/Father from Sutton Coldfield blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# If yer looking for a good night out, try Broad Street.
Full of wankers though so be careful.

Welcome to Brum.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# That's only about 100m from the new flat...
I shall tread carefully.

Thank You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# havew a wave from coventry :)
although my hand is currently in nottinghamshire....
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Silly Ninj, Black country does not look like that....
It is all slag heaps and worcestershire sauce factories
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# And there was me thinking that Slap Heaps
was the pile of fallen-over drunk tarts outside 'Egg' on York Way every Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Mr. Egg
The best crack in town
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Rubbish.
Mine's much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# THat's really strange you should past that.
I had a marine as a guest who stayed yesterday. He was walking down to Southend on Sea with a big backpack. The thing was he'd started in Birmingham and when he finally arrived, he'd walk all the way back there!
His excuse was that the marines had taught him how to walk but not how to stop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *applies Riverghost Translate-o-Matic device*
Ahhh, right, I see what you mean now.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# That was a great ebay find wasn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *LOL*
Bless you, Ghostie!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I didn't sneeze:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *snatches back handerkerchief*
Well, I'll have that back, then!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Oh that was a hanky?
Sorry I mistook if coz of the picture of the labrador puppy on it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Darn, I was hoping you wouldn't notice that....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Well I'm sorry.
I usually wipe my arse of lab puppies so I thought that's what it was for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Birmingham != Black Country
(Nice pic though)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *plays the sad piano music from the Incredible Hulk*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *blubs*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA1wEpG3C0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# When they played that riff in the most recent version (The Ed Norton one) of the Hulk,
It almost (and I stress almost) made up for the horrific shiteness of the rest of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# no one played waltzing matilda when i moved :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# oh i seem to have replied half an hour late.
be happy jpg.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Cheers, Mr Bab!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Oh good luck
I still have a few friends in that area if you need anything
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Thanks, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Dediciayted to all rockers an crew
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Lincoln Lounge - Be There, or
be somewhere else, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I choose option 3.....
Be there late!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Wonderful!
*Clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Precisely. Mine took over 2.5 minutes and required the use of both tatty chop AND illustrator.
Yours is little more than a stick-man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# ...and is quite tricky
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know any celebrities, you'll have to make do with film characters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# what well maintained nails you have
bless you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I chew them, just very carefully
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# everything you do you do with such
exquisite skill
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# So the graffiti in the toilets says
(And intrinsic-field-challenged woos to HT's OP)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# you and your winkie fascination :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# me and my facinating winkie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Wonderful!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# All the atoms in the test chamber are screaming @ once..
.. the hi-liter is taking me to pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Ganbuff
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# This worries me.
*is worried*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Worries me too!
All set for next week sir? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Sort of, kind of...
The reality of it is starting to hit.
The nice remove-y people come round tomorrow to pack everything up, that's when it'll really hit, I guess.

Eeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# good luck that chap
I hope it all goes well... brum needs a bit of class bringing to it so I'm sure you're just what the doctor ordered
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Bless you, sir
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I just checked...
You guys are a mere 35 mins away on the train now!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# and I'm now a mere 7 and a half hours away in the car!!!!
*could be a lie*
*and obviously I don't mean now at this very moment unless something special happens to your car at 88 miles an hour... 'where we're going they don't have roads!'*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# *and just like that he was gone again... probably to return some time later*
take care b3ta people
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Yay!
I hadn't realised it was even that far.

My best friend used to live in Birmingham and, since I refuse to drive through the hellish roads there (and that's saying something from someone who has to deal with the Derby ring road on a near daily basis), I always grabbed the train. It seemed that I had time for a few songs on my iPod and then we were at New Street :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Discovering the joy of an iPod, and then a decent phone
has been a pivotal point in my travelling life, before that I would always try and indulge my love of a good book...and always come out the other end feeling VERY ill indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Audiobooks ftw!
Some soothing voice lulling me off to sleep.
Like, um, Samantha Bond reading Ian Fleming short stories.
Dum-de-dum....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *comforts*
don't worry; be happy

da dada dada da dada dada dadaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You!!!!
*rugby-tackle manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# KNOCK ON!
hello chap... I'm in Hoi An, I've spent 3 days in various tailors' ... I am now vastly over my weight limit for the flight back -
I'm going to have to wear my heaviest suit and shoes on the plane ... in the 38 degree heat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Hoi An?
AWESOME!
Go see Mrs Sum. She completely rules.
I still have two linen suits from her.

Oh, I need to go check out my old photies now.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :D
will do. It's great - I love it here - Mrs. UnderCover has gone a little bit mental and it really has got to the point where she's made me check our luggage allowance and is now buying to meet it.

I have never been so well festooned or shod
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# We demand pics!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# yeah - problem being the camera has run out of power
and I can't find any sort of plug interface converter doohdah*

I'm hopeful HCM will be good for that


technical 2.1
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Nicely done, but I have to agree with JPG.
Why is she looking at her clunge?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# That's fackin larvley
:D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# bloody hell, that is far too creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# holy shit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# :D
Great response!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I thought that so far, it had been a little strange

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *has beard envy*
where is k3b/-\b anyway - I still need to kick his ass about something.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# He's hiding, because he's scared.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# he said you smell like wee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# he also said I was a beardy cunt
which I am... but in a good way not in a bad way like how he meant it :)

and that smell is calvin klien's obsession for men... he just can't stop thinking about men
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# is that Katie Melua's dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# is he called Simon
Simon Melua, scrap metal and reclaimed timber merchant?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Evil Edna
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# omg
what show is that TV from?
(Oobla, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# CBBC's The Ring
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Young willing and anal XIV
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# best movie evar!
still, I like the title "Anal Alien IVII"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I prefer Anal Armageddon XXV
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# that reminds me...
Could you return parts I-XIII to me soon, please?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# in .gif format and please keep the size down
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Willow the wisp?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# YES!
omg, i've been wondering what the hell the name of that cartoon was for ages!!!!!! Thanks
(Oobla, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Willo the Wisp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Willow the wisp with kenneth williams
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# all I recall is that Kenneth Williams used to voice it.
The TV was Evil Edna, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# will o' the wisp
it was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahha!
classic cartoon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# How rude of me...
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yays!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ansel Bunny


Click for bigger (180 kb)

Damn reflective iMac screens made this way more difficult then it should have been.

Inspired* by this redlightrunner.stores.yahoo.net/anadthinpos.html

*shamelessly stolen
(I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# LX-3?
Nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# This is brilliant!
I'm so tired this morning I thought this was actually in front of mountains.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Trip up an ugly stranger - doing so always cheers me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Mmmm
I might try that, no shortage of uglers in my office.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
Not quite.:) Although I did take the mountain photo.



Click for bigger (104 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# haha it looks like he's doing a talk on his travels :D

*and this was the first summit..."
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# cool

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Neil Armstrong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Looks genuine to me...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# One small step for tinfoil kind
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Jolly him in the gosh, Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael Stipe
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# IT looks like Donatello
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Cowabunga dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This is great! So is the other one up there ^
But, it seems your bunny has swine flu is turning into a pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
#
It's the Were-Rabbit from Wallace and Grommit. My mother thought it was a suitable Christmas gift for a 30 year old bloke.
She was right of course. Mums always are.
(I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Good old Mums :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Nice camera, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Jordan....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Robo-jordan!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# will destroy us all!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# don't worry
MECHA-ANDRE will defeat her
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Yoshi FTW
She's taken all her vitamins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Ohm Meter Andre?
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# :)
And Peter Andre as 55378008?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# OH-My!
58008618 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I saw that on a T-shirt the other day
are there no depths that low-rent gentlmen clothing retailers will not stoop?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, its a pearoast! I hope nobody was affected by the shift!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# needs more talentless slutty hose beast
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# No resistance below the waist?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ha! clever
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Knurled norks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# My cat's a bit grizzly...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I am liking the reappearance
of good old fashioned animangles.

This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Nicely
Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# best compo evar !



O noes, the compo is about making stuff without a computer so I get caught by my boss not doing my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ^this^
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Those little floppy forearms are really creepy...
Good work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Cat's are floppy bastards!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# POSH SPICE KILLED MADDIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# TRUFAX
Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# This is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... WANKERS!


www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/aug/06/itv-pre-tax-loss-105m
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hehehehehe...
watch it's new owners turn into the next facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
#
new old
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hahahha, poor ol' ITV... wonder just how long it will last?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# meh
my sympathy for them is zero, I can't remember the last time they broadcast anything worth watching.

These days everything is either celebrities cooking on ice, or Martin Clunes as a doctor in the 1950s
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Martin Clunes as as celebrity doctor cooking on ice in the 1950s
I would watch only if there was a genuine chance of him scalding a passing child or himself with burning oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I would like someone with skill at photoshop
to create this image
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *insert link to Mediocre's website*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# It was when they still made Spitting Image
that was the last thing on ITV worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Its been a while
but was 2DTV good or shit? I seem to recall it being passable without being anything too special.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It had its moments
but was just far too tame to hold a candle to Spitting Image
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Harry Hill
and even then it took them three series to realise what to do with it.
They buried it at 11pm on a Thursday night for the first two.

I worked there in 2000/2001 and even then they were shitting themselves every month, pulling shows after two weeks, changing the schedule hours before transmissdion.

It was a complete farce
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# TV Burp is gold.
Proof that a million monkeys will eventually come up with something worthwhile.

Also, this may be just me, but when Harry Hill is presenting You've Been Framed I don't feel bad for watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)

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