ahh, I see they've finally improved the safety performance of their busses
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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I bet they look like that under their feathers.
Ducks have orange feet. Is all their skin orange?
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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Yes, you can pop them straight into the microwave
and get Duck a l'Orange
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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This is
Dev's Express Sweet Shop
267 Hertford Road
LONDON
N9 7ES
02088044189
:D
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:36,
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267 Hertford Road
LONDON
N9 7ES
02088044189
:D
:D
After you've popped into Dev's for a news paper
it's just 10 seconds to get to Joes Cafe 3 for a nice plate of traditional fried crap
:D
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:39,
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it's just 10 seconds to get to Joes Cafe 3 for a nice plate of traditional fried crap
:D
"Honest to god officer...
...We were in the year 2015..."
"Sure you were, now if you'd like to step out the car please sirs and madam."
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:14,
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"Sure you were, now if you'd like to step out the car please sirs and madam."
It's not a car! It's a flying train! And it runs on banana skins, eggshells, and left-over beer!
edit : heh. I'm so glad people are spending thier time putting this stuff on wikis:
bttf.wikia.com/wiki/File:Refueling.jpg
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:25,
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bttf.wikia.com/wiki/File:Refueling.jpg
"And when we got to 88 mph we can time travel"
"Now then sir, thats also a speeding offence, you aren't making this easy on yourself"
Where would any franchise be without its own wiki?
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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Where would any franchise be without its own wiki?
Touché
I didn't know Guildford was the metaphorical Location of Non-Wiki-nessTM
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:52,
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the council has an office where it sprays them.
it's made of concrete.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:00,
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"Marty, it's about your family"
"Your daughter marries a black man!"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:25,
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WHERE'RE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T AAAAAARG WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOU IT'S ON YOU IT'S FUCKING PASSING T?HORGH YOU ARG
IT'S ON ME GET IT FUCKING OFF ME FUCK FUCK
MLGNLGNGMLGLGNLGMLGNLGM
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:25,
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MLGNLGNGMLGLGNLGMLGNLGM
Plus your piece of shit white elephant DeLorean will seem retro cool.
You easily-pleased junkie fuck.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:41,
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asdfgadh fgh fgk kk lkj llkj lt uyrtuwertywjghjghk k jhk
*drools*
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:10,
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i'm fitting as i type this.
'lo, just popping in quickly while the little one is asleep.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:14,
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'lo, just popping in quickly while the little one is asleep.
Hehe
Took me a moment - I was expecting a sausage to jump out. :p
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 18:47,
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Oh Zak
you're just top drawer - you know that?
/delurks especially for Zak
/relurks
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:33,
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/delurks especially for Zak
/relurks
As a sufferer
I find this uncomfortable to look at. But I appreciate the pun! *Clicks*
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:29,
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As an Epi
I think this is brilliant - where is my nearest branch?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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2 days later and I still don't get it.
Can someone enlighten me?
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Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:34,
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Bwilliant!!!
Reminds me of the "Stationary Cupboard" gif from years ago.
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Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:46,
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Reminds me of the "Stationary Cupboard" gif from years ago.
ha ha we should do a whole series of eye-mouth-mouth-eye people
www.b3ta.com/board/9659170 and woo to you as well.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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Let's play a little game.
It's called, Guess The Nationality.
1) Look at the picture of the American above
2) Ah, that's kind of ruined the game, sorry
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:52,
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1) Look at the picture of the American above
2) Ah, that's kind of ruined the game, sorry
Howdy
Got your Design, I like it
But I tweaked it a bit
Turned it upside down and removed the eyes.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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But I tweaked it a bit
Turned it upside down and removed the eyes.
So it's a bat?
Hah, will you use it? Do you want me to mess with it some more?
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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i'm surprised he can get his fat fingers around the trigger
did he at no point think "you know what, i'm getting a bit fat, maybe i'll cut back on the burgers at lunchtime".
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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to be honest I'm surprised he doesn't just grab a few magazines..
and eats them.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:27,
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Think of the lives that could've been saved
if only the Prince of Wales would let architects use pork products as a building material.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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You can't fight her
What she wants she gets.
the comic value in this gets better with each strip. Pervy humour is always the best!
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:32,
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the comic value in this gets better with each strip. Pervy humour is always the best!
He should agree to draw it...
But only if he then gets to flog it on 'eBuy'.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:38,
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Art's in need of a haircut
His hair's so large it could sustain an ecosystem
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:42,
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Mr Jolly Jack.
Could you please draw a sausage.
Trying to fight off being eaten.
By something with tits.
:D
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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Trying to fight off being eaten.
By something with tits.
:D
Ha.
Although, at first glance, I thought the dino baby at the back was that little African child from the famous Kevin carter photo :S
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:29,
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TJ: anyone got a link to a profile editor that'll work for on 'ere
also a word up to the picture, bruvva.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:30,
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It brings a whole new meaning to "The ugly Duckling"
... And the Ugly Dino-ling grew up to be a beautiful bird. Then all his borthers and those Pterodactyls that mocked him were jealous"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:32,
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I was just about to do a "probably the best...." joke
when I realised they'd already done it in the title. Doh!
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:49,
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Not the first time a lorry driver has dropped his kegs in public
;)
for those who don't understand the slang for kegs
www.peevish.co.uk/slang/k.htm
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:50,
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for those who don't understand the slang for kegs
www.peevish.co.uk/slang/k.htm
Gah! Now I will have to shave my hair off and burn all those Bachman Turner Overdrive 8track tapes
*runs away screaming*
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:56,
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*belms* my mummy says I'm special.
keg is also slang for a big belly
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:57,
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well that's quite fitting then as a lot of Lorry Drivers do have big bellies
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:19,
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"Damn, this itches! I wonder who I gave it to me? Probably that skank who needed a ride to the gas station. Last time I do somebody a favour.... Oh God! They must have heard me! Oh God, I can hear me! LALALALALALALALA!"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:47,
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"What!? You're joking, right? Taylor Hanson is a guy? That can't be right! Oh my god! I have all those videos and magazines!"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:59,
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Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody?
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:05,
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"I'd do anything to you, Lois"
"What?"
"I'd do anything for you, Lois"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:13,
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"I'd do anything for you, Lois"
"Welcom to the drunken Clam;
Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither to do I,"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:16,
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"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire... Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. "
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:19,
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Unbelievable. You wait ages for a panda image and then two come along at once :-)
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:20,
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Bad Panda you should eat nutritious foods not Jammy Olivers
;)
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:22,
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Talking of TV chefs
I've just been onto iPlayer. I can't believe Levi Roots now has his own TV show.
The guys appears to be unstoppable!
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:27,
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The guys appears to be unstoppable!
It's all that Reggae Reggae Sauce he makes ;)
*insert your own pun here*
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:30,
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*inserts*
The worrying thing is that I'm watching it now and he's actually really good.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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Hello Mediocre!
I am grand thank you kindly yes?
How are things in the lab today?
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:41,
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How are things in the lab today?
hahahahah! this should be a horror movie: "PANDAS - Terror of the Bambo Thicket"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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Bambo is that Rambo's cousin
or even the lovechild of Bambi and Rambo?
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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the name of the centrefold model for this months "Deer and Ammo" magazine
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:51,
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In true panda tradition
he should be called Gene Gene. And if he's a dancing machine that'd be a nice Gong Show reference.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:21,
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Psssst...
You may appreciate www.b3ta.com/links/Boycott_Scotland
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:33,
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ok can someone please tell me what it is?
a tv ad for don't get high and drive, with woeful image editing?
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:05,
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it is a humourous and artistic comment on the state of my life.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:11,
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Well I'm certainly not gonna drug drive.
Well, mainly because I don't drive, but still.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:07,
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*CGI's redsushi into a car*
*CGI's cops pulling him over and planting incriminating evidence.*
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:10,
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that may be true for the mill
but today i have created a whole CGI egyptian village and an aztec jungle. i 3D like a motherfucker!
i also use '3D' incorrectly as a verb.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:13,
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i also use '3D' incorrectly as a verb.
I started on 3D Studio for DOS.
You needed coal to make it run.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:18,
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ok, you win :D
i started on 3DSMAX 2 back in '98
on a computer with a hard drive 1/16th the size of my £5 usb fob thing.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:28,
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on a computer with a hard drive 1/16th the size of my £5 usb fob thing.
what would michael jackson be doing right now if he was alive?
clawing at the lid of his coffin.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:14,
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What a Thriller of a ride that would be!
Oh my god, even I know that pun was Bad.
But seriously, driving with him would be Dangerous.
*takes a long hard look at The Man in the Mirror*
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:01,
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But seriously, driving with him would be Dangerous.
*takes a long hard look at The Man in the Mirror*
I want one for my birthday
It'll go out and gether all the food for me.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:59,
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We can't afford to lose any horses, you dummy! Send over a couple of sausages.
woo!
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:48,
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Never trust Mexican sausages
They'll steal your cattle the moment your back is turned
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:55,
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NICE PLATE OF SAUSAGES!
But frankly your mash tasted like liquefied cow spunk.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:42,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I have been to Lidl.
I have peanuts.
and "freeway" cola
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:47,
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I have been to Lidl.
I have peanuts.
and "freeway" cola
Freeway Cola?
Sounds like it would make Panda Cola seem like the best in the world...
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:49,
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actually, as far as the bork colas go
it's quite good.
and it has no aspartame in it :D
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:49,
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and it has no aspartame in it :D
Shigeru Miyamoto stitched
You might need to sit back a bit to see it properly.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:32,
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You might need to sit back a bit to see it properly.
Awesome. Miyamoto rules.
The storybook in Mario Galaxy made me want to cry.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:37,
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I can understand that
How much story did Donkey Kong have? Or Super Mario Brothers? Mario should be kept as light on story as possible.
Zelda however.... Make that as narrative-heavy as possible.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:43,
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Zelda however.... Make that as narrative-heavy as possible.
I agree on both counts,
I hope the next Zelda is better than Twilight Princess, too many fetch quests in that game.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:59,
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I've still not got round to finishing that.
I'm up to about 70 something stars, can't seem to stop playing Fallout 3, if there were more exploding Mutants in Mario Galaxy I might go back to it.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:41,
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I'm edging ever closer to getting this done
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/duxonwall.jpg
Loved the Sackula level btw.
:)
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:43,
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Loved the Sackula level btw.
:)
haha ace :)
glad you liked the level...can't wait for the water pack :D
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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*glees*
Water will be ace.
I applied for the beta testing this weekend.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:49,
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I applied for the beta testing this weekend.
you're very good at these
you should ebay them for thousands of cash.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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I generally give them away as presents.
or leave them gathering dust in a cupboard.
This one I'm gonna sew a black border on and turn into a fridge magnet.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:48,
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This one I'm gonna sew a black border on and turn into a fridge magnet.
I will, beginning in Jan, be starting up a small business embroidering basic 8 bit sprites onto t-shirts.
just gotta get my arse in gear, life's busy busy atm.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:51,
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I know the feeling
I sold a couple of my pics a few months ago, intended on setting up a website to see if other people were interested, but it never got beyond "hmm, that might be cool."
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