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# 'sploded
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# flippin' ace, this.
it looks like the sprite is having a mishap inside a circus tent. very goood.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I like this :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *click!* - outstanding!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# wow
Very Nice
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# this am nice
lose the face though - it just looks nice as an abstract thingy rather than a character
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# no.

and ty
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# thats eminently clickable
:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# That is SMASHING! Tis full of glee and warmth...
...and gets a rather hard *click* :)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# wow that's lovely
reminds me of the British gas advert from a while back...but on acid obviously
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Lully!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# This is tremendous!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Great stuff :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Yay!
He looks cuddle-able.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ooo sparky
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# thats brilliant
can i ask the great, not annoying question of what tool, sir?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# all done with photoshop brushes and layer effects..no tools
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# arr that is great prodge
is it me or have you not made one of these for a while?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# made one yesterday...but apart from that I've not made one in ages
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Both really very nice indeed.
:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 'mazin'
*click*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# wonderful!!!
:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Mornin all. Bin a while. I bring a gift from my travels:
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# This is most certainly a pirate phlowa!
nicely!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Grotesquely cute
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# the cold, white eyes of a shark
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# the deep, purple nose of an alcoholic
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The dull, lifeless face of Carol Vordamon
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# The clammy, pallid pink of a nan arm.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# The fidgety, tapping foot of a riverdancer.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# The ashen, threadbare green of a Quality Street green triangle basking in the gutter of humanity.
EDIT: With a penis.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# The grim, set face of a man "relaxing".
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# the sweaty, malevolent testicle of Jono Coleman
EDIT - why am i always the one left out :-(

I thought long and hard about my line. For 10 seconds.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'm still scrubbing away the mental images with a scourer dipped in industrial mind bleach.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *loves hard in the face, repeatedly*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# BAM
BAM
BAM
BAM
BAM
BAM INFINITE
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# yikes!!!

(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# zombees love them
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oddly Cute
woo
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Just heard :(


Am disliking death more and more these days. (the bastard)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# that's not Keith Floyd
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Michael Staniforth died in 1987,
which makes this pic 22 years too late.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
#
Late early
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
Late early soon?

afternoon beets.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Racist.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# :)
hahaha
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# well I didn't know that
I wondered where he had been

died of an 'aids-related illness'

hmm - now I know where he'd been
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# aha
why is everybody worth shopping already dead?
it makes it so much harder to gimp them to death...

( www.b3ta.com/board/9693223 )

but, on the plus side, it makes /talkers easier to wind up.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Cover me, I'm going in...
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# That's not Tommy Cannon!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Seriously, I am terribly disappointed in you Ninj!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Me? Why Sushi?
:(
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Because it's not Tommy Cannon!
You have failed me Ninj, failed me! I thought we were friends :(
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# But we are \O/
:D Sorry...:)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# You're not sorry you jerk!
You wouldn't have done it in the first place if you were :'(
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# haha
talking of 80s double acts - After they were famous... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8254206.stm
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That's not Tommy Cannon!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Who's that then?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Well it sure aint Tommy Cannon!
I thought it mights be Rumpole of the Bailey, but it might not be.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That politician
The cat one from Big Brother
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Well it sure aint George Galloway!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# yeah that's the fella
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# George Galloway?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Frank Cannon!
;)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I'm showing my age now aren't I ?
:)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ah ok!
Never heard of him before :)(
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# S'not fair
why can't cayke be one of my five a day?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# it is
:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Braw!
*off to the cayke shop*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# This calls for carrot cake
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# If you eat five caykes in a day
surely one would cound as one of them.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# CAYKE IS NOT ONE OF YOUR FIVE A DAY
It has to be stuff with fruit.
Like Skittles and Sunny Delight.
Also I think strawberry Cornettos
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# And wine.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Wine, cider, in fact most kinds of alcohol count.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Alcohol is made from yeasts
Yeasts is an animavegtable.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Yeasts are eukaryotic micro-organisms classified in the kingdom Fungi, with about 1,500 species currently described;
they dominate fungal diversity in the oceans. Most reproduce asexually by budding, although a few do so by binary fission.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# No.
The technical term is animavegetable.

CF Venus Fly Traps, Stephen Hawkins.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Yeasts are unicellular, although some species with yeast forms may become multicellular
through the formation of a string of connected budding cells known as pseudohyphae, or false hyphae as seen in most molds.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# and they live in little brown jars
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Marmite is the name given to two similar food spreads:
a British version produced in the United Kingdom and South Africa, and a version produced in New Zealand. Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing, and is suitable for vegetarians and vegans.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# a Marmite is in fact a cooking pot
which is the same shape as the jar. The product took its name from this shape of pot.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# The image on the front of the British jar shows a "marmite",
a French term for a large, covered earthenware or metal cooking pot. The British Marmite was originally supplied in earthenware pots, but since the 1920s has been sold in glass jars that approximate the shape of such pots.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# "marmite" is the term for a young marmoset
In France, they capture wild Marmites, hollow them out and tan the hides. These hides are then used as containers in which to ferment various alcoholic drinks.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# MARMITE IS SUPER AWESOME!
See? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

Wikipedia agrees!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Yeast of Eden?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# if you 'pat' marmite, in the same way that you pat butter
then it turns white.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# In February 2007 Marmite produced a limited edition Guinness Marmite of 300,000 250g jars of their yeast extract with 30% Guinness yeast.
The Guinness Marmite has a more subtle and smoother taste. Although it is alcohol free, it still retains a noticeable hint of "Guinness" flavour. Its consistency is rather more runny than the normal Marmite and care might be needed when opening the white and black liveried jar.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Yeast produces booze.
Booze yeast is your friend.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# :O
I have just learned some science
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Science!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Pull my finger!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ahahaha
This is totally ace.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# What about Iced Gems? They're fruit flavour.
And cocoa is a bean, isn't it?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Yes, iced gems too
but not chocolate gems, sorry.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I hear that some people actually believe that jaffa cakes count as one of the five!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# What a bunch of idiots.
They contain cocoa nuts too, so it's two of your five if you eat enough.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Andy Parsons FTW
If you protect against flu by injecting ... flu ... then surely to protect against obesity one should have some cake.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Haha I concur.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# He is rather funny on occasion.
However, he has worse comic delivery skills than Rizzi!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I love his delivery.
It's so easy to immitate, too.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *takes 5 minutes to say something funny*
*everyone laughs*
*carry on the joke for another 3 minutes for no reason at all*

Yep, pretty easy to do I guess ;)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Bah.
Everyone's a critic. I think he's ace.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Don't get me wrong,
he makes me laugh, it is just his delivery that really annoys me.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I like him but I can imagine that his style can irritate some
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# He looks like Ming the Merciless too.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I fucking hate things like this
There are no 'pearly gates' get it.

sorry
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Man, that's spooky.
Both of us using the words "get it" at the same time.

You're not my evil twin, are you?
Been looking for you..
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I am!
I watch you sometimes from behind the bushes.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I thought I was watching me.
This confirms it..
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# You're just paranoid,
Well, that's what everyone says behind your back anyway.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# haha
just remember even though you are clinically paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't actually watching you
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# "Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness"
Written on the bog wall of my former local.

By me.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Mind Piss
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# THere is in Pearly, East London
I've seen many of them!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# We all know why they are 'pearly'.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Because they used to be a singer?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# get wiv da program
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *quotes first rule of Archaeology*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# How do you know?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I get it!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Bloody marvellous Ganache there.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
#
an
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *Groan*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Needs more alcohol.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# duty paid!
phew!...
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Strokin'
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# awwww
:)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Soz
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
:)
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Ahahaha
Needs more magenta.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Silly Monkey,
Pigeons are flea ridden vermin!
You'll get fleas and diseases
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Nicely :)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Only if he's spanking it.


(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Bird's can stroke the monkey also,shirley?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Birds don't do "pokey"
they do "rubby rubby smeary smeary"

100% of FACT.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# A thing of rare beauty.
Kudos.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# How lovely :)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Awwww!
That's so lovely!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Aw!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# aaaaw bless his wee monkey fingers :)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Wonderful!
Really nice animation, you've got the timing just right.
:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Thank you sir!
Great praise thankee sir! *Blushes with glee* :)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
phwoar!!!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Marv'lous!
:)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# This creeps me out somewhat
:S
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I have a question...
Why is it that I expected the animation to change and for the monkey to stab the bird, or for them to be run over?

Is that a damning indictment of me, or this site?

:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Yes
Yes, it is.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Yaaaay!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Awww
they friends
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Awwwww
And yet Euwwww.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# pearoast
I done this last year! i want attention.

(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# This is a drawing I did of me, because I'm the best.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Jeremy you annoying bastard
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Oh Jeremy you annoying cunt!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Not real....
NO "Chedge"
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I need a poo.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# at Paul's house?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# CHEDGE!!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# a friend challenged me to a "sin city" type picture - bit vagabond(ish)

this is the cropped version the full version is here - farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3922000487_baba01e2dc_o.jpg
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# That's nice ,that is
But she'll catch her death of pneumonicals standing out there in the vagabondishness.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# She needs a groovy hat
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Everyone needs a groovy hat
I have 2 hats. The GF hates one of them.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# i have 2 hats too!
:)





well 3 if you include this one...

(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahah
Good lord
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# i know - god damn sexy or what
;)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I can hardly type given my trembling lust :)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hehehhee
clam your self dear :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I am now going to the Grant Museum:
www.ucl.ac.uk/museums/zoology/

Bang up your street, Jesse!

(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# oooh very cool
i've never been there :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Look at you coyly licking at that cornetto
you tease!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# seductive arnt i
:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# i want a hat like the top one. To complement my three (not including almost identical copies)
of my hats.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# i want a better one
it was only cheap and a bit flimsy :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# From this day I shall call you Three Hats Jesse.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hehehe
i likes it! :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# shit!
i thought you were a laydeeeee!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# bet you regret all those gazzes now
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
no - there is a lady jessie - but i'm not her! that may explain your comment from last night ;)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# is it the one with 6 diplodocus penises sewn onto it?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# i know
i personally dont like the rain - but sin city requires rain :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Nicely done, Reverend.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Rain!!
Woo.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hehehehe
yeah good old digital rain effect! :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Very Nice!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# "Meanwhile, back in Detroit, the White Stripes made a big fuck-off sponge cake on the roof, in the rain"
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Someone left the cake out? In the rain?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Is it still raining?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# AND I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN TAKE IT!
COZ IT TOOK SO LONG TO BAKE IT!
AND I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT RECIPE AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# i know
silly people! :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# He wants his way with her and I would too!
Very nice :)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahah
well he is cgi - so he may have a few problems :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# aaaah it's raining.
not bad, render or shopped stock?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# part and part
rain - shop
building - real
city - real
clouds - real
girl - real
man - cgi

so mostly shopped
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Very Nice
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# fanks
:)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Brainstorming cocktail ideas in the pub last night


Does anyone know what would go with Japanese plum wine??
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Chinese ball sauce
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I'm thinking duck.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Thai knacker juice
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Pretty much pissing on your mind right there ^^ ;)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I was thinking it was more of a continuation of a theme
my grandmother has a list of items in her will (to be displenished to various family members) which all sound like venereal diseases:

Spanish box
Albanian lamp
Dutch hanging
etc
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Sake and/or lime
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Looks like Ash Williams found a top hat hiding in the workshed..
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Mmmm
spiced ram!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# SPRAM!
SPRAM SPRAM SPRAM SPRAM
wonderful SPRAM
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Pearl Harbour Oysters
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# a stick of rock and a raw quail's egg.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Well done steve,
you are through to the final of Great British Menu.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Pfft
I knew it! Throw a bloody Quail's egg in and you're through.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ;D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# RIP
Pea-Roast from earlier this year ("... and let's throw a little bit of Cognac in there with Peas ... and please don't use the cheap stuff")

(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# reposting cunt
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Looks nothing like Patrick Swayze
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fawlty Towers 2.0
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Graeme Souness and Alex Higgins.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha fuck, it is
that's made my day.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Looks like Barack Obama in the background too....
I never knew he used to be a waiter.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# racist cunt
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Thank you :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# no, thank YOU
I'm off to have a "work lunch" with my colleagues. fucking joy. they don't seem to have got the hint that me sitting on b3ta eating my lunch means I don't want to have lunch with them.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Pfft!
Well have fun Doc.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# HAHAHA
Excellent!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# One half of the chuckle brothers?
;) Nicely

EDIT:Is there a midget out of shot? ⇓
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Crossed my mind
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# No, whato,
that man's just far away....
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I just wondered what they were both looking at.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Each others tackle....
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Shouldn't one of them have his lad oot?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?

They've actually managed to make Jake Gyllenhaal look attractive in the film..
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# What font matching algorithm did you use?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I know, my skills
are incredible
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Y I Man ;)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I have no idea what you are on about ;)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Redsushi Ninja Whoop!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Uh-oh
Fear the Web-Sheriff!

EDIT: WTF???

(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You've shopped Prince!!
You're gonna be in so much trouble!!!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ..
*fears*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# i got busted by prince!
no really ask the mods!!!

fucking cunt
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This is not Prince
Prince is a brown person
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# yup bindun!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Mustaph Bindun..
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# RIS
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Should be
Non-PC World

/de-ris

edit: I'm slow today
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Nick's house?
Also:Pffft
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Surely
unPC World?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ^ THIS
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# < that
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# > t'other
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Surely then you'd use the rude versions rather than blacks/irish
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I tried it with "non" but it felt kind of weighty, you know?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Add a swirly effect
for PC Whirled.

Or some chalk hills... PC Wolds...
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I like your style.
Free for tea on Sunday?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Quite possibly, yes
Seen Dorian Grey yet? I wanna see it.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I imagine it'll be sucky and a poor gothing up
Watch the 1945 version, utter genius
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I saw the trailer for it and couldn't believe how Hollywoody it looks :(
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I appreciate they're going for a different angle
and making it more about Dorian than the portrait, but er, isn't the whole point of the tale that there are always repurcussions?

I also hear that the horrors that they decided to actually show in the new version are actually pretty tame and the 45 version with its use of suggestion works far better.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Suggestion always works better.
The horrors you imagine yourself are always gonna outweigh the horrors that can be shown.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Toast knows the score.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I fear the 15 rated horrors above all others.
They lack any sense of terror & seem squarely aimed at, well, 15 year olds, mostly.

Howsaboot a trip to Amsterdam?
We can take in some hookers & count the number of times that swarthy men sidle up to you mumbling "pills, opium, good times, blow"
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *sneaks up*
TWILIGHT!

*bounces away, giggling*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*falls to knees & stares into falling rain as camera pulls up & away*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# This
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Can you buy Police Constables there?
Do they cost a lot of coppers?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# You are Vic Reeves
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *rubs thighs suggestively*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# And you are Ulrika
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# -ka-ka-ka-ka!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Loving you, is easy coz your boobs are new!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# My moobs are nearly gone I'll have you know!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# PC World UK offer great deals and cheap prices on the latest technology for computers and entertainment products.
For computing we have the largest range of Desktop PCs, Laptops, Printers, Computer Software,
TFT Monitors, Networking, PC Peripherals, Components and Data Storage including External Hard Drives and
USB drives. We also offer computer repairs and data transfer services through the Tech Guys who are based
in all our PC World stores.

For entertainment, PC World have the latest HD Ready LCD and Plasma TVs, DABs, Mp3 players, Apple iPods, Gadgets, Games consoles and the latest technology available including the latest Sat Nav and Digital Cameras.

For policing & security we recommend dialling 999.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Can you sing in the club style?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hep tin ma go, tup par key dem..
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Is it the beach boys?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Winner!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Maybe in the "should be clubbed" style
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I thought that was an exclusive club for the likes of those deluded X-Factor contestants?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!



(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
Also, No Dags.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :-(
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# God's got slippery hands
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# R.I.P. to the KFC
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Oh hell yeah.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahhah! most excellent!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Clever!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Nicely
RIP Michael
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Damn!
It's a double wammy today!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Never has the phrase 'hic jacet' seemed so appropriate.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# sumptuous
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Nice!
I liked him for his fallibility.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:21, archived)
# bloody shame
swazeeee who cares, dirty dancing was shit? dear old Keith a bloody shame
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Parish
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Genius!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha!
Aceness
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# She's such a hero.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Arf!
I watched Repo! again last night. Good film. And Hilton's acting really is rubbish.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Excellent!!!!! Speccy text adventures were the best :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# one more...
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ok, I'm off to be a part of some new tv show
wish me luck everyone

byteside.com/
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# best of luck mate!
:D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Good luck!
If you get stuck try ippy dippy!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Good Luck
remember us when you're famous and too Oyty-Toty to speak with us plebs!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Best of British to you :)
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# break a leg!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# you're shitting me?
good luck
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Yay end of the world malarky
Health & Safety Awareness: Never wave a rod about in an electrical storm.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# These are all very nize.
Are you creating them from scratch, or are they mashups?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# a bit of both really
a mixture of photos and drawings etc.

i wonder who inspired me? :D
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# that's fab
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Palin Storm
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# YES!
hahahaha
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# *sings* Say-Gar!
Nice!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
welcome to b3ta, throw a kitten in teh thames and throw a stool, you'll never leave
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# .
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You're the Spang Spang Spanged Monster
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *drops atomic spanging bomb*
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Spang spang spangity!



(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# pffffft
click...click...click...
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This pleases me!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Okay, okay...
RIS?

I hate to admit it, but I don't get the pun.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
#
i'm a huge beatles fan and i also don't get it : (
(, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)

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