Christ...
...that was harder and came out shiter than I thought it would be.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:21,
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I
was going to do a Cambell "Tesco Value" Soup....but that git Banksy beat me to it.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:25,
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Are they commemorative stamps, celebrating the time Maggie went to a rave?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:22,
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Mags
Did this one a few years ago, this seems a nice place to put it.
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:59,
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No, I just tied him to a tree in my garden to cool down
He'll be fine
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15,
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He'll be fine
Considering the page is two years old, I doubt it.
Unless they used a very realistic robot to finish the last few series of Scrubs.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:24,
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It isn't on the real CNN
But it seems to have fooled a lot of people.
edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:25,
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edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/
That's just relying on people not recognising the url.
At least put some effort in.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15,
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:)
I went to this last Friday with my son, Anthony Daniels narrates. It was really very good. www.starwarsinconcert.com/
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:56,
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a suit, tee shirt and running shoes
where are your standards man?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15,
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:)
We had the best time running around that place before the show. Troopers and Tie fighter pilots cruising around. A shit load of original props.
I about died when two sand troopers came running through the lobby.
*glee*
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:21,
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I about died when two sand troopers came running through the lobby.
*glee*
Haha cool
Well, if we're going to geek it out, I'd better just give you this link then:
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3976976704/in/set-72157614799062079/ ;)
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:17,
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www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3976976704/in/set-72157614799062079/ ;)
Wicked!
The boy just finished up his gunship on Friday. He's been carrying it around like a faberge egg all weekend. :)
good times
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:24,
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good times
some things pop off too easily. Like opening the cockpits,
so he glues the strip down that holds the pod. I know, it's probably sacrilege...
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:41,
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it is ;)
How is he to make...other things?
I probably didn't swoosh it around as much as he does, but I never found the canopies to be too loose anyway.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:49,
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I probably didn't swoosh it around as much as he does, but I never found the canopies to be too loose anyway.
Like millions of bricks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Glue is the darkside.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:42,
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I agree, if it's to be placed on a shelf, then no glue
but a ten year old has other ideas about how to play with lego.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:51,
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i left my virginity in a potting shed
but you don't hear me going on about it
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:38,
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best place for it
You can get your virginity back by applying a poultice made of Linux and anime.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:41,
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ah, that explains it
and these barrymore posts have reminded me that it's shower time.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:55,
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7 Shape ... Prophet (like god speaks to him and stuff)
7-Shape Vector Richard Dawkins (T-shirt, Poster, Greeting Card Etc.)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:14,
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7-Shape Vector Richard Dawkins (T-shirt, Poster, Greeting Card Etc.)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
That's very good.
Did anyone see his interview on the O'Reilly Factor recently? Funny.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16,
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recently?
i saw one about a year ago where cunty O'Reilly fails like he always does.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:22,
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Is O'Reilly one of those strange shouty American TV people?
And why the hell didn't he call his show "Reilled up?"
Edit: Oh, I see he is. I don't think I can stand to watch that...
*watches anyway*
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:27,
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Edit: Oh, I see he is. I don't think I can stand to watch that...
*watches anyway*
What, Again?
by the way - here is an article about my favorite cable talker
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2009/oct/09/rachel-maddow-television-talkshow
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:26,
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by the way - here is an article about my favorite cable talker
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2009/oct/09/rachel-maddow-television-talkshow
I've watched that on youtube
but I preferred the Stephen Colbert interview it was funnier and less shouty and blind.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:27,
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O'Reilly is teh king of tehs shouties
and Beck is king of the paranoids. And Fox News is Faux News.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:38,
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I'll have to wait til I get home to see this.
www2.b3ta is blocked
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:50,
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It's the Terminator 2 poster but with one of the Hitchens (I can never remember which is which) on the motorbike and HITCHENS instead of SCHWARZENEGGER at the top
It's nicely shopped and deserves a woo.
If there's any other b3ta images you'd like me to describe to you, just say.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:57,
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If there's any other b3ta images you'd like me to describe to you, just say.
I'll give it a woo then :D
I'll let you know next time I can't see one.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:59,
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Please describe this picture.
www.b3ta.com/board/9738999
EDIT: And this one www.b3ta.com/board/9738761
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:00,
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EDIT: And this one www.b3ta.com/board/9738761
9738999 is a rather charming animation featuring Boris Johnson. He is winking and has a comedically large pipe which he is smoking. The substance inside the pipe is not clear, but there's a constant stream of dark grey smoke coming from it. Serene.
9738761 is a black and white image of a penguin with a small smiling mouth on its right cheek, high heels and large empty eyes. The penguin is holding both of its flippers to its face. Next to the penguin is a circle which we are led to believe is its egg. There is a some big black writing next to the peguin that says "I made potty but it was an egg". The handwriting is not exactly beautiful, but I had no problem reading it.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:08,
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Hahaha
I think I will click the Boris one on the basis of your beautiful description.
I think I have seen the penguin one before and I laughed.
If you could just keep this up for the next 20 minutes until I can go home I will be much obliged.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:12,
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I think I have seen the penguin one before and I laughed.
If you could just keep this up for the next 20 minutes until I can go home I will be much obliged.
DO WANT!
Aargh, I want far more of these than I can afford. Might be forced to buy a load of cards.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:24,
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Very nice as always!
Let's start a religion around him. Dawkinsism, perhaps. That should annoy him.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:31,
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Well, I always refer to my local Brights group as
"Saint Dawkins Worship." Although plenty of the membership aren't that fond of him.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:34,
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Dawkins/Hitchens have both objected to the use of the term 'brights'.
Just so you know.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:35,
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Really? when?
He [edit: I mean Dawkins] used to be all for it.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:40,
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Don't be discouraged,
At least you have the effort to attend gatherings of like-minded people who sound athiest to me, then I'm all for it.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:05,
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Oh, I'm not :)
I have to conceed that it sounds pretty cringy, at least at first. I suspect the whole "re-branding" thing might be more relavent in America, where they believe that atheists eat babies.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:14,
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Remember both saying that it was a term
that implied superiority over the opposing party, which is never a good thing.
Mentioned here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=egILZ4ZQpPs
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:44,
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Mentioned here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=egILZ4ZQpPs
Are you sure?
"We brights are not claiming to be bright (meaning clever, intelligent), any more than gays claim to be gay (meaning joyful, carefree)" Dawkins writing in Wired, 2003
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:48,
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Yep, pretty sure he dropped the title for his book tour,
as Hitchens had persuaded him it sounded condescending.
Have you seen The Four Horsemen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyUz2XLp1E
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:58,
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Have you seen The Four Horsemen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyUz2XLp1E
Yes, I have. Most enjoyable :)
Hitchens? Calling other people condescending? that's a bit ironic, isn't it? Still, I'm sure no-one wants to get into a Peoples-Front-of-Judea argument over semantics. Dawkins and the Brights movement still have a lot in common.
Reminds me that I still have Darwin's Dangerous Idea on my bookshelf and I still haven't read it! Must switch off computer and read more...
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:07,
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Reminds me that I still have Darwin's Dangerous Idea on my bookshelf and I still haven't read it! Must switch off computer and read more...
I myself am a Hitchenist/Saganist
so I tend to give them a lot of slack where others wouldn't. No need to argue at all, we sound like we both know more than Fox News which is the most important thing. :)
Computers always get in the way of the bookshelf dammit! I must read Dawkins new one at some point.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:11,
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Computers always get in the way of the bookshelf dammit! I must read Dawkins new one at some point.
I keep failing The Extended Phenotype.
Currently enjoying Ben Goldacre's Bad Science though - there's a book I can understand!
Right, I'm off out. Laters.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:21,
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Right, I'm off out. Laters.
"Hey mate. Just wanted to let you know I don't exist. Say hi to the family for me! Love, God. x"
Nice :]
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:40,
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We'll decide if it needs teh killing or not...
but yes, kill it with sticks!
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:04,
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Oh, that's ok then.
I was about to put it out of it's misery.
With hammers.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16,
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With hammers.
Aw! Aw! Aw! Poor little thing!
Why would anyone kill it with sticks?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:25,
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Also, I just put Logovend's picture on facebook and the first comment was "You remind me of Boris Johnson"
For fuck's sake.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:52,
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The curry I just bought/ate from the garage was pitiful,
who thinks I should get another one?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:00,
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do you have
either maykway hot curry powder or patak's curry paste in your cupboards?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:10,
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chop and fry
any fresh veg you have in a little oil. add 2 heaped tablespoons of patak's paste, along with any or all of the following:
garlic
paprika
fivespice
chilli
dark soy sauce
stir for another 5 minutes, then add to your garage curry. it will bulk it up and make it taste considerably nicer.
alternatively, if you have rice and meat, brown the meat before you cook the veg, add a little water at the same time as the paste and cook on a medium heat for 10 minutes.
cooked meat can be substituted easily and just needs heating through.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:18,
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garlic
paprika
fivespice
chilli
dark soy sauce
stir for another 5 minutes, then add to your garage curry. it will bulk it up and make it taste considerably nicer.
alternatively, if you have rice and meat, brown the meat before you cook the veg, add a little water at the same time as the paste and cook on a medium heat for 10 minutes.
cooked meat can be substituted easily and just needs heating through.
Mine is simillar.
Marinate the meat (shin of beef is a good one for this) overnight in a marinade of yoghurt, garam marsala, salt and pepper. The yoghurt will make the end product nice and creamy.
When you're ready to make your curry, chop a large onion, some garlic and some fresh root ginger. Put them in a big pan on a medium heat with a tiny bit of oil and some salt and pepper. Give it about 8 minutes to sweat down.
Add a teaspoon tomato pureé, some curry powder, some ground fennel seeds, cumin seeds, turmeric and coriander seeds. Let it all cook for another 5 minutes or so. At this point you have a curry paste that you can keep in the fridge for about a week or in the freezer for months.
Add a tin of tomatoes to the paste, along with some curry leaves (dried are fine - you can get them in any supermarket) your meat and yoghurt mix and one green chilli (whole). Add about a pint and a half of stock of some sort - beef for a beef curry, chicken for chicken, obviously.
Simmer gently for about two hours. Take out the whole chilli. If it needs to reduce a bit more, turn up the heat at this point and keep stirring.
As good as anything you can get at a curry house when it's done. Cheaper too. I worked out that once you have the spices in your cupboard, it costs about £1 a portion to make.
Chuck in some fresh coriander if you have it. I like to put string beans in mine too.
EDIT: Obviously the whole 'marinade the meat overnight' doesn't help you now. But give it a try next time. Well worth it. Can be made vegetarian too.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:30,
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When you're ready to make your curry, chop a large onion, some garlic and some fresh root ginger. Put them in a big pan on a medium heat with a tiny bit of oil and some salt and pepper. Give it about 8 minutes to sweat down.
Add a teaspoon tomato pureé, some curry powder, some ground fennel seeds, cumin seeds, turmeric and coriander seeds. Let it all cook for another 5 minutes or so. At this point you have a curry paste that you can keep in the fridge for about a week or in the freezer for months.
Add a tin of tomatoes to the paste, along with some curry leaves (dried are fine - you can get them in any supermarket) your meat and yoghurt mix and one green chilli (whole). Add about a pint and a half of stock of some sort - beef for a beef curry, chicken for chicken, obviously.
Simmer gently for about two hours. Take out the whole chilli. If it needs to reduce a bit more, turn up the heat at this point and keep stirring.
As good as anything you can get at a curry house when it's done. Cheaper too. I worked out that once you have the spices in your cupboard, it costs about £1 a portion to make.
Chuck in some fresh coriander if you have it. I like to put string beans in mine too.
EDIT: Obviously the whole 'marinade the meat overnight' doesn't help you now. But give it a try next time. Well worth it. Can be made vegetarian too.
sounds nice
i would leave out the yoghurt and tomato, though, and concentrate more on hot spices and garlic.
i love hot food :)
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:33,
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i love hot food :)
The yoghurt actually helps the spices penetrate into the meat when marinating.
This has been proven by Science.
Without that and the tomatoes (which melt and disappear as it simmers) you don't really get a proper sauce. Not a saucey sauce anyway. It ends up being more of a spicy broth - which is okay I guess.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:35,
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Without that and the tomatoes (which melt and disappear as it simmers) you don't really get a proper sauce. Not a saucey sauce anyway. It ends up being more of a spicy broth - which is okay I guess.
i know
but i really don't like yoghurt in curry. mine was more of a garage curry quick fix anyway. i'm actually a very good cook, i didn't get this fat by accident! :D
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:37,
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Use creamed coconut instead.
Maybe not for the marinade though.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:39,
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i shall give it a go
next time i have guests. not much point when it's just for me, i can only eat a tiny amount.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:46,
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That's good for the sauce, but you need the fat content to get the spices to go into the meat.
I don't really understand all the Science of it, but I heard a scientist say it once on television and he had a beard and a white coat and everything.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:47,
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If you're after fat content, coconut has much more than yoghurt.
I think it's the acid in the yoghurt that helps, but I may be wrong.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:54,
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Yeah I recognise that mine doesn't really help PointlessCamel in his current predicament.
I tend to make a big ol' batch of it once a month and freeze it in individual portions.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:40,
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I tend to make a big ol' batch of it once a month and freeze it in individual portions.
I made a curry in ten minutes last week
Not including the rice.
When the rice is about done, chop up an onion and fry it with a crushed clove of garlic and a chopped red chilli. When the onion is going nice and golden, add a load of chicken.
After about 3 minutes, add about half a teaspoon of cumin, the same amount of coriander seeds, a teaspoon of tumeric and a teaspoon of curry powder.
Then a healthy squeeze of tomato puree and mix it all up.
Whack in a decent dollop of natural yoghurt, stir it up, and then serve it with the ricde and a bit of fresh coriander.
Nom nom nom.
Actually it's the same as yours except it too ten minutes, not two days :o
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:57,
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When the rice is about done, chop up an onion and fry it with a crushed clove of garlic and a chopped red chilli. When the onion is going nice and golden, add a load of chicken.
After about 3 minutes, add about half a teaspoon of cumin, the same amount of coriander seeds, a teaspoon of tumeric and a teaspoon of curry powder.
Then a healthy squeeze of tomato puree and mix it all up.
Whack in a decent dollop of natural yoghurt, stir it up, and then serve it with the ricde and a bit of fresh coriander.
Nom nom nom.
Actually it's the same as yours except it too ten minutes, not two days :o
They appear to be a pair of peer mere cats gone shopping . . .
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:58,
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This appears to be an accurate portrayal of meercat behaviour.
However I would like to point out the lighting continuity error.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:02,
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Phoarrrr
In other news, I've acquired a tablet!
Medion 9570. Soon as I reinstall a suitable art package, I'll try it out properly...
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:45,
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Medion 9570. Soon as I reinstall a suitable art package, I'll try it out properly...
awesome
although I cannot recommend Wacom enough, amazing things.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:50,
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irish cream, yes
white chocolate, no.
it smells like baby sick.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:53,
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it smells like baby sick.
I'm glad I'm not on drugs right now...
...oh wait...yes, I am.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:49,
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No! Bad!
This will lead to detachable fingers and ears and toes and even the detachable penis. Bad! Wife will take away toy!
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:16,
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I believe this is a good thing
as long as they stick with it after they've taken their next passport photo
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:23,
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as long as they stick with it after they've taken their next passport photo
Ha. Yeah.
I don't usually look like that, but I sent him that one because I felt the hair would present the the biggest challenge. He did quite well taming it, though.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30,
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I am disappointed that several people said I look like Boris
Having unkempt hair isn't genetic :(
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:37,
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Please imagine a 50,000-strong football crowd chanting "I'd rather be a doggy than a cunt"
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:42,
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Wonder if that works for venereal warts
Update: No, it doesn't
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:16,
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You know Melton Mowbray pork pies use fresh pork instead of the usual cured pork
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:56,
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have you done more pics like the "Me by me" one in your profile?
It's fucking great.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:06,
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A tonnage, but they tend to spend their days tucked away in a folder in my cupboard.
I'm not sure why, but I tend to keep my hand-drawn stuff away from the PC.
---
Please accept a big thank you for being so kind, Doc.
Much appreciated..
8)
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:21,
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---
Please accept a big thank you for being so kind, Doc.
Much appreciated..
8)
Thanks all...
...i wanted it to be longer, but file size and all that... :'(
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30,
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hahahaha
your ace at animating :D woo to you more of these kind of things, poor pumpkin man gets so much stick
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:30,
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look after your egg happy penguin
one day it will be an egg with a c: face and legs
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:26,
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thank you.
my neighbours now think they live next door to a randomly laughing lunatic.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:19,
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here is a world war aardvark that i havent posted on here so it isn't a repost even
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:19,
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I filmed it myself, Ttss. I'm not fake.
Well, I think I'm not fake... I don't feel fake. Am I real Ttss?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:37,
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"ok to roast in a new thread as long as you're one of B3ta's prize posters Monday"
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:19,
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What some call double standards
I just call judging each case on its individual merits.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:34,
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We put up with a lot more shit from people we know, basic human behaviour.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:35,
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Here, Take this. no really its for you to look at. No there isnt a penis in it. I dont know why just take it.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:47,
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Didn't he/she do the one of the frog fishing the other day?
Would look excellent on some Christmas or birthday cards.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:51,
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Would look excellent on some Christmas or birthday cards.
Yes he/she did
I think it was also mentioned the outcome was going to be a children's story book - looks lovely I hope there is a little dark side to this tale like Roald Dahl :)
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:55,
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working on a chistmas card at the moment
Even tho it is far too early for that sort of thing.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:58,
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I can see a penis in it.
The guy's hat is clearly a gangrenous penis.
Very lovely though. Woo!
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50,
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Very lovely though. Woo!
i like this
the chicken's lighter coloured wings make them look like their sides are made of shiny rubber or leather.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:53,
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i'm not!
you've never overcooked chicken? it goes a bit rubbery
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:01,
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wait, did you draw this in flash alone?
If so, have these as well to go with my earlier reply:
yay, houple, panowie!
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:53,
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yay, houple, panowie!
Then I salute you sah.
I always found flash a nightmare to draw in. Gimme illustrator or tattyswap any day.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:04,
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I like this
My favourite thing is the sleeping chickens, they're adorable :)
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:53,
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they're wearing bed caps!
that is the best chicken accessory ever!
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:55,
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This is brill
Don't suppose you could linkify a high res version for desktop tomfoolery?
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:31,
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Just out of interest
what was the actual number? Just curious.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50,
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Yes, but if I ask here then I don't have to look myself even though I have typed far more than I would have had to if I did just look myself.
EDIT: It was 5.8 intentional homicides, 3.72 involving a firearm.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:01,
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It would be easier to just have a guess.
I mean, how many numbers could there possibly be?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:03,
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There were twice as many suicides in the US using a firearm than there were homicides.
And 11.66 overall deaths caused by a firearm. In the UK it was 0.38 deaths caused by a firearm, of which 0.15 were intentional homicides.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:07,
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according to Wikipaedia
how do you know i've not just gone on and made up those figures?
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:23,
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Well someone has to make them up.
You seem as respectable source as anyone.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:35,
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Zippy is taking some dark and dirty roles lately,
posh gimp mask that.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41,
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after the success of rainbow
zippy found the slide into obscurity hard to take. after several years dealing with a drink problem, zippy fell in with an "adult" movie director.
his first starring role in "zippy does dallas" received critical acclaim, culling him a coveted stiffy award. however, follow-up roles in
lord of the zips, brokezip mountain and zipping ryan's privates were not well received.
suffering from depression, zippy slipped back into alcoholism, finally reaching rock bottom when he was arrested for offering an undercover cop a zip job for £5 to buy a bottle of cheap booze. he was sentenced to 6 months and ordered to attend AA meetings, where he met gloria and fell in love. with gloria's support, zippy has now recovered from his addiction and now runs the little muppet orphan's home in pasadena.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50,
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his first starring role in "zippy does dallas" received critical acclaim, culling him a coveted stiffy award. however, follow-up roles in
lord of the zips, brokezip mountain and zipping ryan's privates were not well received.
suffering from depression, zippy slipped back into alcoholism, finally reaching rock bottom when he was arrested for offering an undercover cop a zip job for £5 to buy a bottle of cheap booze. he was sentenced to 6 months and ordered to attend AA meetings, where he met gloria and fell in love. with gloria's support, zippy has now recovered from his addiction and now runs the little muppet orphan's home in pasadena.
I had the perfect zippy image for this,
but now I cannot find it. I believe it's on my fucked external harddrive. Quim.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:56,
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hahahahaha!
i'm seeing it now! his back is to the window, where the view through the bars shows it's raining. he is wearing a straitjacket and drooling on his zip, turning it rusty.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:03,
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Well it wasn't raining in my image
and almost absent of rust but the walls were scratched to fuck.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:15,
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haha
I knew the monarchy had a dark side - but don't tell Prince Philip ;)
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:44,
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