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# Not-so-quick and not-so-shit (edit: played around with it now. And the pic.):


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(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Science will make nazis of us all!
Grab pitchforks and lynch anyone in white labcoat who looks "boffinish"
...I think the DM is now sailing the waters beyond the reach of Parody.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Especially the ones who want to inject mercury into kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# naaah those ones are ok
beacuse peedoviles don't touch kids full of mercury, so in a way they are saving em.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Unless they're immigrant peedoviles on benefits
They're not so choosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Well that stands to reason, dunnit
your average johhny furrin benefit claiming nonce will drip their peedoo-juice on anything, in fact they rampage through this green and peasent land touching up the vegetables in the fields! THE ONES YOU EAT ON YOU PLATE!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Everything in moderation.
Too much mercury and what have you got? Dead kids. Peedoviles will be all over them. You're back to square one times 1000.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I wouldn't waste my mercury like that.
Phosphorous, now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# People say Nazi like it's a bad thing
But they should be forgiven for their contributions to fashion, practicality and architecture.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# The aquaduct?
The aquaduct?
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'm no nazi. Anyway, I'm off to go bury some "fossils" to con everyone into believing evolution exists.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Progressive creationist, eh?
I suppose that next you will be claiming that dinosaurs are evidence of God creating key species perfectly adapted to the changing conditions of a cooling earth!

:) (sorry, too much reading SJ Gould...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I don't need evidence. I have faith!
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# God wrote my bible - every word of it! Look, he signed it and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Well faith is belief in face of the lack of evidence, so ... yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# that sounds like The Day Today quote.
Because Fact Into Doubt Won't Go
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Evidence requires you to believe it in order to further your study, though.
Which ... is kind of ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I think you should
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I have now.
better?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Much better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The line between genius and madness...
Might I suggest colour-matching it a bit? maybe desaturate the Einstein layer.

And that article's headline alone is classic Mail nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# "Yes, Daily Mail journalists are a bunch of inbred fucktards. But a country run by these uninformed pricks of hatred would truly be hell on earth"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I saw Valkyrie last night - it was very good - I had no idea, BUT
why the HELL did they have to conform to the Hollywood cliché of using lots of silly English and American actors, instead of proper Churmans?

Bill Nighy doing his best posh, Eddie Izzard being a little fat vaguely teutonic, but basically posh Nazi, and Tom Cruise being more Californian than a Californian in California doing the Californian dance of California, and then suddenly Hitler doing a vague pass at having a go at an umlaut.

VERY distracting. But a good story nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# On that note:
Is it "Val-ki-ree" or "Val-KYri"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yes
You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# The first one.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# cheer up, shush
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Yay!
Coach Ernie Pantuso from the Hit TV Show Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# WRONG
Now try pronouncing "Yggdrasil" or "Mjöllnir" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Igdrasil, and Myolnoor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# As it's Norse...
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLKRRRRRRYYYIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Best pronounced while hacking off your enemies legs with a battle axe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# And ^THIS^ is why we can't let you play snakes & ladders anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Those snakes plot against me.
Fucking carboard bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I was totally kicking my nephews arse
at Snakes and Ladders the other day and he started crying so I had to let the little ginger fuck win :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# GINGER?
You totally should have killed him and buried him in the back garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I would if I didn't love him so much.
Also, he's not really bright ginger like that freak Rob. It's a very light blond ginger. I only accuse him of being it when he annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *folds arms, taps foot, waits patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Totally not posting what went through my head then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# LET RAGNAROK REIGN!
SEE YOU CUNTS IN VALHALLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# they dont sack the mad eugenical ones oh no, just the ones who tell the truth about weed, cunts!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Politicians know best.
Scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ask hippies
hippies know best:)peace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Article was written by a jaded sociology student
and the science students didn't let her play with them
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# haha.....play around with what?.....you never said:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# The Daily Mail strikes another blow for balanced, reasoned argument and journalistic integrity.
Woo the pic, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# One for the geeks!

Motorway sun coming up with the morning light
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Damn you
now im going to have to listen to that or its going to be in my head all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'm too sleep deprived to get this.
But +5 for Johnny 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# 2-4-6-8 Motorway!
lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/numbers/2468motorway.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ah. Wouldn't 7 of 9 count for both 7 and 9?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# And who's the woman at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Lucy Lawless, who played cylon number 3 in Battlestar Galactica
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Oh, it's Zena.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I have no idea.
I haven't seen Star Trek. I am guessing though that if she is called 7 of 9, that she is really number 7? It just happens there are 9 of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Yes. But her name incorporates both elements of both 7 and...
Wait... You've NEVER seen Star Trek? But it's a Hit TV Show. How can you call yourself a blog writer for a blog about Hit TV Shows if you haven't seen Hit TV Show Star Trek?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# You caught me.
I'm a fraud :(

However, I don't really have much interest in Sci Fi.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One
7 of 9 is shorter.

I was on a train once, 9 carriages long, not the typical 8. I wanted to move down to seven just the hear the train say "You are in 7 of 9". The mrs wouldn't move. :(
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Seriously dude,
Too geeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Leave the geek alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I dunno the green one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It's from the film 9 if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Not that much, no
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# He is 9 from the forthcoming Tim Burton produced,
Shane Acker directed film 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Saw it last week
It's not a bad film, just not that brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Oh really?
I'm a bit disappointed to hear that. I've been looking forward to it since the beginning of the year :( The short was fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's very well made
Visually it's awesome. But the film itself is a bit short, seems rushed, and has a rather odd alchemical back-story and ending. Probably worth seeing though.
Saw "Harry Brown" last night. That was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I am so going to illegally stream it illegally the moment it's illegally available to illegally stream illegally off the internet illegally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Communist
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Red and proud! Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# "nocheating"
oh, wait...


Lawfive Jerrinine Emptyroad
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Q&D......

eh? what?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
My money's on Zombie Maddie...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha, brill
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# No
but if I had, it'd probably be the best Maddie in the world....

You are the Daily Mail Kids suppliment AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :D
Good to see you back around here gushy wees!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Oh how I love you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Excellent :D
Zombie Maddie looks somehow familiar. Probably cos she's all dead, and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Thats top of tops
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
spot on mr bees.

i think she looks better with a tan, sadly i think she's been hidden underground for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# funny .........but
tinged with teh sadness....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
every flavour of maddie
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I loved the Mirror's headline "Maddie is a Muslim"!
I also have to agree with those above, that Zombie Maddie is the most likely...

Although, I would like to see clown Maddie, it would be fun if she became some circus folk, and travels Europe dancing for morons... If only they knew who was behind the make-up.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hmmm
Envisions some kind of pappa-lazarou circus kidnap and perform end for maddie

Youuurrrr My Cloowwwn Now...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
Hello Maddie, your my clown now...
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Haha!
Oh you twat.
(Marwood, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Eugh
If she became Pete Docherty I would hope she is never found..unless under the patio of Brookside Crescent...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# you is definitely the best thing in Hitchin! :)
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# There's no C
In Peter Doherty, otherwise much lols, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# ah, this is fantastic, now I've caught up with the news
click
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You rock man!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hiya.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Officially the loveliest thing I've seen today!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# In the context of the animation I'm making it isn't that lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Fuck context!
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I really like some of the "embryo" frames.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Fucking woo :D
Also, have you not been to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I've been busy animamating.
I should stop posting the results here, or it'll give away the finished thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Suprise Dino!
Marks from the Russian Judges follow: 10, 9.8, 10, 8.9, 10
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# pile of win
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# make it reverse back into nothingness and we have a DEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I can do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# that's mo' like it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Afternoons
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Hey dude.
Just found out my boss is making us all visit a Business Psychologist next week. GAH.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Maybe s/he thinks you're all mental for working there or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Heh.
It's this bird: www.helenakim.co.uk/ She's quite pretty so I'll just look at her shiny hair/tits for half an hour. Hopefully I'll get a glass of wine or something out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# She's one of those life coaches o_O
Psychologists aren't too bad, they don't like it when you tell them they weren't cut out for medical school to become a Psychiatrist though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Shush. It's not allowed to be afternoon when you've been awake since last afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Sorry
*Winds back clock a few hours*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# You rock.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Wow!
This is ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Oh wow Mu, I love this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# and on a more subtle note...
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# HEHEHE
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I know that it should say INRI,
but I don't get what IDDQD stands for....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# God mode
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Doom / Doom 2
invunerability cheat
(The Director of Directing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Ah ok
Damn me and my lack of gaming cheat code knowledge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ^this
with added wtf is doom/doom2

answers on a postcard to someone that actually cares
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# It's an FPS
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# post is too slow after the strike, so I'll post it here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_%28video_game%29
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Dear Deirdre
Doom / Doom 2 were a 2 part mini series of Dad's army primarily starring Private James Frazer
(The Director of Directing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha!
inspirational reply.

*fires up cs3
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# cheers
:D
(The Director of Directing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Computer games.
Even I know that grandad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# It seems it's not a line from the Blaxploitation film,
Blacky Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

"I don't dig Quidditch, Dick!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Well it bloody should be!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I wish to make a series of Blaxploitation films myself.
Starting with Black Potter.

I shall follow it up with Black to the Future, and then,

A Blaffair to Rememblack.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# A Room With A View Of The Lower West Side?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# No.
After that, I shall probably make Black.

It will be the first in a horror franchise based on Saw,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# "What belief system would Richard Dawkins preach, in an irony on a par with Anne Coulter's suggesting we bomb the Taliban into Christianity?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Bum the C of E into homosexuality
I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Rule 34
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# lol
then he needs IDKFA
(The Director of Directing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# closely followed by IDCLIP
so he can escape out of his own tomb
(The Director of Directing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# indeed
followed be IDBEHOLD
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# haha
*knowing geek LOLZ*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hmmm
anyone hungry?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THESE NOW
In fact, make it two!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *calls NHS Direct*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Do they deliver now?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# NO THEY DO BEEF CHICKEN AND FISH
/coat
/start the car
/etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Mmmm breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Oh my!
I WANT TO EAT THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I haven't eaten in about 12 hours.
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hmm
try eating some food
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Good gravy! That IS subtle
was it called "Degressless mode"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I watched the Martix again last night. Frankie Boyle was correct.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *complains to BBC*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# There are gold medal winners in your spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha topical lols
Have the first outing of my brand new wooyay!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# you lie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# No tis true.
I've posted it a couple of times without the text, but I've finally got around to actually adding the words...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ...and now that I've done it the words are annoyingly off-centre :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# TEH SANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nope. Digitalstrip ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# oh thankyou
nice
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# She looks like Britney Spears there
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I thought more Jodie Marsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Kerry 'Iceland' Cantona
I thought...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# What did he say?
No-one will tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Your wish is my command!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBxHwOGIi2c
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I don't have speakers at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Oh noes!
I shall transcribe it for you now.

Frankie Boyle: What no-one says about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who is looking at themselves in the back of a spoon. And then, when she arrived back on the flight, Did you see her boyfriend? He was really attractive, he was a male model or something. So from that, I have deduced, that Rebecca Adlington is very Dirty! I mean, if you just take into account how long she can hold her breath!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Frankie Boyle is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I thought everyone was complaining on her behalf.
I didn't realise that she was the one who actually lodged a complaint. Sour faced miserable bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# and hes quit Mock so no point watching that anymore.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I AM OUTRAGED!
I am more outraged than the last time I was outraged. OUTRAGED I TELL THEE!!!

Outrage.

Outrage
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha
I must admit, I thought it was someone holding up two slices of aubergine at first.

You watched The Matrix twice? I only got as far the first half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I've not watched past this point.
I cum hard. Bald cancer child does it for me.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# feel the power of jeeeeeeebus!
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# The Jesus seems to be terribly similar to the Shocker.
NOT ENOUGH VARIETY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# The Jesus is done with the left hand
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Fucking cack handed lesbian!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
*I Like This*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# It's about time the truth about Jesus came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# they are quite similar
depending on how much bigger your thumb is than your pinkie
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# "Another Fine Mess"..........(etc. etc.)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *OUTRAGES*


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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *house price plumets*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Looks like Katie Holmes in the early
seasons of Dawson's Creek.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You dirty old man!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Oh come on!
Don't say you weren't thinking the same.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# she reminds me of that underage prostetue i had sex with last weekend in portugal
Minky Mannie i think her name was
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Too soon man, too soon!


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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *guilty smirk*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# naughty, naughty Barbarossa
nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# looks a bit like this afghan girl
www.abc.nl/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/afghan-girl-portrait-127438-ga.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahahaha! properlol!
you bad man/woman/other Barbarossa
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ha ha
And see what the DM thinks of SCIENCE! www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1224858/Yes-scientists-good-But-country-run-arrogant-gods-certainty-truly-hell-earth.html#ixzz0Vmx0YqSV
(hint : it makes you a bit like Hitler)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha bloody hell!
Do these people get paid for churning out this drivel?

Worst. Article. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The Daily Mail: Arguing Science, from Jan Moir to A N Wilson
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# bloody hell
BURN THE SCIENCE MEN! BURN THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Annoying little fucker


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(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
# ...since time immemorial.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# The post is running fine in my area
well, at least my fking bills are turning up on time
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I don't think the strikes are actually affecting post anywhere near as much as we think. I think a lot of companies, especially my local council, are just using it as an excuse to go on go slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# very good :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Don't take the piss......

moar shite!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Yay!
Hey dude, you seen that maddie mccann video yet? ;)

*stirs the pot after seeing facebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# all i saw on it was a photo mockup of what she might end up looking like
whats the fuss been about??
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Nothing,
Mushybees was just whinging about it appearing in his news feed over on FB :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# grief junkies
and mawkish sentiment peddlars get the boot!
It's harsh but fair.....the system works! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Barbarossa's post above made me chuckle
with it's timing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *click!*
awesome work!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# no idea why!
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# what if he dozes off in the chair?
nobody ever dozes off the first time...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
#
Sexytime?
(The Director of Directing, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninja Turtles
One day, the Turtles wanted to Ninja, but they were too slow to Ninja!

"Your Turtles are too slow!!!" shout Rat "You cannot Ninja!", but suddenly, people from outside were dump pollution into the sewer.

"A POLLUTION SEWER!!!!!" shout the Turtles, and they tried to run away, but they were too slow to make runnings!!!!!!!!

The acid of pollution made a goo of all turtles.

Rat had used its Rat Powers to climb up the cieling, but then the people came back and dumped pollution on the cieling!
"NO!" shout Rat, as many acids make a goo on the Rat, and a not Rat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
Takes ages to wash out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Honey I shrunk the Kids
So a new machine became invented to make a shrinkings!

"YAY!" say the dad, "I can make a shrinkings of an elephant!"

So the dad went to the zoo to shrinking elephant, but suddenly, the kids in the way.

"OUT OF THE WAY!" shout the dad, but too late, the kids became a microscope!

"Oh no!" say the dad, "I have microscopes for children!"

Suddenly, the police came and arrest the dad for a turning microscopes.

Suddenly, microscopes get stolen by scientists and are used to zooming in again and again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# That makes me do a cry
*sob*

Poor microscopes....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
#
www.fanfiction.net/s/4663005/1/Twilight
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Watership Down
The rabbits were all sit at the rabbit hole.

"Yay we have made a new home!" say Bigwig.

Suddenly, a cement mixer drive down the road and a filling in of the rabbit hole.

"BOO HOO!" say Fiver, "Is much of destroy our hole!! Now we must dig new one!"

So the rabbits all got a shovels and digged at the ground.

Suddenly, a hole appeared.

"YAY!" say the Rabbits, "WE HAVE MADE A NEW HOLE!"

But suddenly, the cement mixer reappeared and made cement to the hole.

The rabbits had had enough, they jump onto the cement mixer.

"Oh no!" say the driver, "I can no see! NO GOOD!"

And the cement mixer to crash into a tree and the forest went on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# is this "Gronkpan's Engrish Classic Storytime?"
If so, I would wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I guess I could keep copypasting but I just have to share
www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel

This man is a literary genius.

www.fanfiction.net/s/4838241/1/Romeo_and_Juliet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That dude is fucking awesome!

Snakes on a Plane

In the past history, the Sun made its shining over Antartica, and Antartica was grow the rainforests.

Many snakes were live in the rainforest of Antartica.

"Is good to be Antartica!" say Snakes, as they grow the leaves.

But one day, the sun made a going away, because it got bored as only snakes in Antartica!!!

The Snakes made a waiting for the sun, but no suns made arrival back, and Antartica was doom to grow the ice.

"We do no like an ice grow!!!" say Snakes, and snakes slithered away.

Snakes came to an Airport.

"We want to fly the Plane!" say Snakes, but the Airport refused.

"SNAKES CANNOT PLANE!" shout Airport, "AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!"

The Snakes were sadly at the not plane, and decide to make a going into the cargo boxes.

"Is fun to hide in crate boxes!" say Snakes, as a hide.

The plane made a taking off, and all the snakes in the cargo boxes.

But suddenly, the cargo boxes fell apart and snakes were free to roam the plane.

The people saw at the snakes!!!!!!!!

"NOT A SEEING SNAKES!" shout Snakes, as the people all made a jumping out the window from the Snakes.

"But the not parachute?!" yell the people, as a jump off plane and splat to the ground!!!!!

The Snakes made a sadly, all had jump off plane.

"We have made a scaring people away," say the sadly Snakes.

Suddenly, Samuel L Jackson jumped through the window plane and made a shooting at the snakes!

"I CANNOT SNAKES ALLOW ON THIS TRAIN STATION!!!!!!" shout Samuel L Jackson, as a shooting at Snakes.

"But there is no driver plane!!!!!" say Snakes!

"THERE IS NO PILOT WITHOUT THE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!" scream Plane, as it crash into cliff and into many pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# This is officially my internet browser for the next week :D
Thanks for link :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Don't you mean rabbis?
Edit: Just been on site, these are magic!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I love these guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs 500 miles*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# *runs 500 more*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# got the tune in your heed?
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Yes? What?
I'm a busy man you know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I hope you're busy growing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# bushing as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha that's proper good.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# They are most likely the worst band
I have ever seen live.

And John and Edward make my cuticles itch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# "is that......hairgel?"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Hamster Trippin'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# This that his little pacemaker?
Does he have to role of batteries to keep alive? poor thing.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# nah....
...he's playing Tetris.

EDIT; HOLY CANDLEFUCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# B3taday!
*bumps*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# this is ever so slightly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# the face is from manbearpig, which is really disturbing
community.eu.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/13738i1D454A1ACEB12C08/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I think my breakfast is about to make a reappearance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Why's that,
did he beat your high score?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hes all yours
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# What the deuce?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# This reminds me of Gordon Ramsay.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# HAHAHA
Now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# SPANG ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahahahahahah...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# The New Fragrance of Ken?
Excellent Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I'm resisting...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Let it out...
Break the resistance!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Gah! You asked for it!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Wokka Wokka Wokka!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Frek
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# aarrgh
I don't get the reference, but it's good

TJ - Finally saw Hot Fuzz on Sunday, am I alone in thinking it's a bit Pants?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# No, you're not...
...I was sorely disappointed after the fabulous 'Shaun of the Dead'...


...It's Father Jack btw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Yeap
But it is still better than a lot of the dross out there. It just didn't top SOTD.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)...tinker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Well it's no Shaun of the Dead
but I quite liked it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Yep
It's ace.

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# well yes, there were some genuinely funny bits
but I thought it limped along rather lamely -the shoot out at the end was... just
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I think the whole movie was basically just an excuse for the two of them to dive through the air while firing two handguns.
It would have been far less of a movie without the absolutely stellar performances the supporting cast turned in. Pegg, Frost and the plot line were really just the canvas on which Woodward, Broadbent, Dalton et al worked their magic.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# well yes, there were some genuinely funny bits
The Supporting Cast was amazing

Dalton was amazingly creepy

Broadbent is one of our finest talents, next to Pete Postlethwaite
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I've met him \o/
Postlethwaite, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I really liked it
it was filmed right by where i l ive so I might be giving it special dispensation.

Simon Pegg can fuck off though, he thinks he's some serious hot shot actor. Whats he done without Edgar Wright? Run fat boy run. See you at the Academy Awards Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# big nothing
which was quite good, but over looked.

M:I 3, which was a bit pants.

how to lose friends and alienatev people, which was quite good also.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# The Pegg
Its odd to think a little tiny stand up comedian from these shores can get all that way. Well done Pegg.

Ricky Gervais on the other hand confounds me. How the hell did that happen?

And other thing: Peggs Scottish accent in Star Trek was fucking awful!
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Do you think it may have something to do
with him writing two of the most succesful sitcoms of all time? Or maybe it is writing 3 of the most succesful stand-up shows of all time. I dunno, talentless fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I think he's done quite well for himself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# i likes it
and am waiting for the final part of the cornetto trilogy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I forgot all about that
until you mentioned it :P I, too, am waiting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I liked it but it's not as good as Shaun of the Dead
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I've not seen it
but Sean of the Dead is better.

I haven't seen Sean of the Dead either, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Watch both.
Really.

In fact I think SOTD is on council telly quite soon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# lol council telly
Oi, that's all I have, whatchootryintosay???
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Haha, nice one Ninj!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
ACE!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Arff!!
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# OK, which one of you did this?


(It at news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8339229.stm)
(ubergeekian, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hands around a circle... it must be.....................
Oh, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Ok, I admit
it was me, take me down*



*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Sounds awfully painful...
The gun was last fired in October 1681 in a birthday salute for the Duke of Albany (later James VII) but her barrel burst.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Also known as a split shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Daaaaaamn Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I'm so glad that didn't .gif to goatse.cx
is .gif a verb now?

Also - Loads of guys with their hands on a *mons. what type of filth is this?


The Mons or lady beetle bonnet. Mmm.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *facepalm*
That really isn't a goatse thing however warped your mind.

Now this, on the other hand...



...shows clear evidence of a graphic designer having a laugh at his/her client's expense. That's what we want :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# morning!!


Click for bigger (181 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# AAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hehhee
boo!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Bloody hell!
*pisses pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hands fresh pair!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ah jesus man!
just logged on, munching my toast, flick over to b3ta and this?

Ace work as usual, but ewwwwwwww...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# i chose a time
when mos people wouldnt be eating - damn you and your odd eating hours habit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Aye well I'm running late 'cos I had to take my suit to the cleaners this morning.

'salright though - my heart rate is back within survivable parameters now and I have a cup of tea. All good.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# mmm hot drinks FTW!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# You go out and get drunk. Then post your hang over pics here.
you young people and your young people ways.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# :D
ta muchly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Tunnocks!
y'know - we just don't see enough Monkey icons around these days....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# this is what you're best at
no doubt about it!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# thank you
i like to try other things - but i think your right! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# aaaargh fuck!
*hides*

I was watching Dead Set on Saturday, the eyes are similar
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# dead set was okay
i think zombie eyes should be dull and lifeless - something deadset did well! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I thought it was brilliant
the only true satirical successor to Dawn of the Dead, IMO
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# i got bored after a while
it started really well - the bloke who was the BB producer really pissed me off!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Would!*
Excellent :)



*run away from!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Ooh fabulous!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# thank you ninj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)
# AARRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
kill it with spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Jesus, nice work Rev!
She reminds me of a girl who went to my primary school. "Lucy the Lip" we called her, kept stealing the damn knives and forks at lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# maybe she just liked them
a lot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# get your tin foil hats out b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)
#
(__, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I believe him
let's form a group and tell the sheeple!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)

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