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# Bloody good year for celebrity deaths!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# this is how people ought to be cremated
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I agree
Nice ninja edit btw
(Virulent, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I'm losing my ability write complete sentences.
Edit: furthermore, I applied for a job last night by email. They didn't send confirmation. I sent them an email today, with the closing line:

"Could you please confirm if it was received please?"

I think I'm developing some form of brain nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# that's what you get...
for being here! you don't have to be mad to post here, but purple dingledangles go nanananana... wibble!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# At least you said please
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# overly polite, perhaps
I should have offset the double-please with a small insult.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# PS: you cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# haha, that would have done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# If I ever get round to dying
this is how I wanna go.

This, or a sky burial.
Or maybe end up as Russian kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I'd like to be made into a satchel
or some powder.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Powder would be cool
Then we could sell it to dealers and subsequently laugh at junkies. "Ha ha, you just snorted dessicated drbroon!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I am waiting for someone to do Edwould Wouldwould.
Not sure how I'd go about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Edward Woodward
with the face of Shakira, boobs of Beyonce and legs of the mid-90s Zoe Ball.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ed Wood would, wouldn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hangs head
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha
equally Q+S
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ..............
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# looks like hes gonna go and clear the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# imm-ac-u-late!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# HOS-PIT-AL CORNERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# TOI-LET D-UCK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# M-R-S-A
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHWCYM2whEI
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Is there any way to block accidentally seeing youtube comments?
I always feel a little dumber after reading them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# haha
It amazes me that some of the thickest people on earth are capable of operating one of the most complex machines ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# He can come and exterminate my housework any day.
Today, preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# fo shame. my favourite joke is now past tense.
why did edward woodward have four d's in his name?

because otherwise he'd have been..
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Someone should totally develop the woodchuck joke.
"How much wood would Edward Woodward guard if Edward Woodward would guard wood?"

... or something, but funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# woo(war)!
I loved that joke too...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *edit* sorry is this any better?

yes I am...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Is this a subtle cry for attention?
I quite liked the heaven one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Is this a flounce I see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# May the Power of Poligrip Compel You!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# That gets more disturbing the longer I watch it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# it's starting to remind me of Nigel Tufnel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Who?
*googles* Ah the bloke from Spinal Tap - yes it does a little.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ahahahaha
{8-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahah
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Thoroughly nasty.
Good job!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha.....YIKESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!..
retains it's grip even while puking:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

My latest project: short story audio books. What do you mean you've not downloaded them yet? They're free, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# has he been on the weed?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# No,
but I might have been slightly drunk when I made the comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# And I, for one, welcome our new Bunny overlord.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Behaving in this manner may significantly help my absolute terror of being airbourne.
Though I don't relish the next opportunity to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Afternoon!
I just had to get this out of my head.
Photobucket

I'm gonna have a ham and mustard sammich. what have you lot been pushing into your face cunts today?

EDIT: I declare it HAM & MUSTARD MONDAY! - seems to be the filling of choice!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# LUNCH THREAD
er, I haven't had breakfast yet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *shocks*
you poor man!

Feast on something, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# mm Haribo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Tasty, tasty ham and dijon mustard sandwiches
with Thai Sweet Chicken McCoys, which shall be washed down with Tea with CoffeeMate in it as we've run out of milk.

Lunch of the Day banner plz. Kthx

*Edit* Woah! Just noticed Druss_The_Legend is having the same lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# haha
probably the last 2
and cos he is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It all makes sense!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# That man is the epitome of punk.
Initially fun, angry and snotty, and turned out to just be yet another capitalist mechanism for removing money from your pockets in the name of righteousness, developing into a brazen display of obnoxious self-promotion with any pretence of moral conscience dropped in favour of a fat wage cheque.

Let us prey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# that's soooooooooooo 1978
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# he's so punk he screwed over the punks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I had ham and mustard too
in baps
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I love baps!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# now, because you've said 'baps'
I am imagining ham and mustard in a slightly different way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Oxtail Soup, couple of rolls and a small slice of chocolate swiss roll.
discombobulates TGA
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# You win.
Oxtail soup is the loveliest of all the soups.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Proper home-made oxtail soup is just heavenly
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Over the last 3 months, I've rediscovered it, and had it in vast quantities
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# lies...it's chicken and mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Potato & Leek close runner up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Muligatawney is my current fave
but I always end back with oxtail
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Tinned oxtail soup combines marvellously with cream of tomato.
We called it 'bog soup' in teh cubs.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ^ agrees :)
cow bumsnake soups FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I had peanut butter sarnies and choccy spread sarnies
I need to go shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *Leaps towards speeding band-wagon*
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# this is the thread
b3ta.com/board/9796059
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# RAW MEAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I had ham and cheese
but there was no mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You're letting the team down man.
We'll have to have a performance meeting about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Too late to join the party?
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ^ You used my pic
Also, if that's the exit why is he going in?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Guilty as charged
Couldn't be arsed to shop the guy out.
He's moonwalking out. It's just the way things are done.
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Ahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Write your own sack emptying jokes here...

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Errr
Why do postmen like going to lapdancing clubs?

Make up your own punchline
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I thank ewe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Now do
"I AM GAAGHER" with the uv ver bruv ver

(I Am Legend)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear......
Ouch.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what have you done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# D'ya wanna be in Pyong Yang, Pyong Yang, Pyong Yang ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Bloody SatNav. I knew it'd be a devil to find...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# that is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# OLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# With milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# please leave some new threads for others Ninj ;)
/nicely done, btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# it's OK - he can have my allocation
/no time these days - except for the silly exocet one this morning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# ^this. Mine too.
Apart from the exocet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I like the stuff Ninj does, some of it is 'par excellence' :)
but 99% of users will flame a newbie within an inch of their lives
if they dare post a couple of images close together or in a short space of time. It's 'frowned' upon by the general consensus here.
It's not as if posting other new pictures in existing threads, or several new pictures in one thread won't attract the same amount of replies/clicks,
and it would also help to slow the board down a bit and give other, maybe newer, users a chance to shine on the board and stay on the main page a bit longer
/just a humble opinion, and nothing personal to anyone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# you getting all that out ahead of no flaming day?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# oh, it's not a flame by any means :)
but start as I mean to go on, and all that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I sort of agree, but some days ninj and moley are the only ones who keep b3ta going
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# no, b3ta keeps going regardless.
As said, I love Ninjs' (and Moleys) work regardless, but it's not a case of 'keeping it going', that argument is redundant.
The board keeps going regardless, but it would be nice if the 'general consensus' worked for regulars as well as new people.
e.g. If a small handful of people are consistently posting, why would a new user, who may have spent a considerable time on something, want to post if within 30-45mins it's pushed right off the board by a series of quickly 'shopped 'fillers'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I keep meaning to make a "ninj stock image" fruit machine :)
The same 6 faces, bodies and backgrounds swapping in a random order...

I probably won't, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# And so the backlash starts.
REVOLUTION! *stands in a big hall throwing bits of paper about covered in CDCs and knocking over tables*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# totally agree

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Oops, sorry!
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# since when do you decide who posts what?
king of b3ta, tell us, how often may we post?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# no, I'm not saying I'm in a position to say anything
I was merely pointing out a 'general consensus' for newbies, and the complete opposite applied to regulars.
It's pandering to the 'clique' accusations that oft get bandied around here.
As also said, just a humble opinion. It means diddly squat in reality.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I'm not sure that the opinions of the outspoken few should be mistaken for a general consensus
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# a fair point perhaps,
but a vocal minority nonetheless that often gets backed up by others once uttered.
My comments above were trying to veer away from such flaming by merely pointing out
the 'one rule for one, one for others' approach that is often (sadly) adopted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Yet somehow you crowned him king of b3ta without asking us
At least have a referendum or something
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I'll abdicate
I had an affair with Wallace Beattie
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# lolspergers
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Since when do you decide who's King of B3ta, mongchops?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# pffft, I vote mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# He's the Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha that is terrific!
You are terrific!

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Bless you Barbie!
*Sends hug* \O/ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That squirrel over there looks a little bit Satanic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I'm scared now because I can't see a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# It's behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Nice one
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# J Peasmade Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I love that!
clasic pic sir


I'll even let you have a spelling error reply
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# WHERE DO I SIGN
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Lhasa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# In the bottom-right corner of the TV news.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# that's brilliant!
*goes to Ted to get one*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Fuck off.
I hate peas.

If my mother gives me peas I swear to god I will turn her right over.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# you can have tea, just this once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I get the Peasmade, but I am seriously lacking in Gruntfuttock :(
excellent pic dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *orders two*
Are they available in cheesy and strawberry cheesy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# That's my cristmas shopping sorted....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
I so want sage & onion
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Tedious derivative pop.
Only from JLS direct.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *avoids rush*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Peasmade..Genius! LOL
*clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# "Bhopal"
Cunning use - well done "salutes"
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# This is just my cup of tea..
..or should that be.. pea? (chuckle)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This is simply wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# t'is genius..
Me wants...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
#
Very cool indeed! Nice one!
(Darth Tim, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 6:04, archived)
# I love this so much
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# If you like cheese...
...and you like peas... you'll love new Cheesey Peas!

They're Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Too late for the bandwaggon?
Photobucket

Edit: The ommitted R included - Cheers Tribs!!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# (Sartre?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Piss Piss
& Treble Piss ....... Off to correct my shitty spelling.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# That's better!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Good. I was wondering where I was going to plonk this...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ooh I've got a pea for this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# oh noes
Ewar Woowar is no more D:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8362367.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It's a double-bandwagon rollover Monday then.
Better light a fire under the Sickipedia standby server too...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I could have scrolled down first of course
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# oh sweet Jesus... NOOO!
edit/ by which I mean for once I haven't got my celebrity death news from b3ta.

Apologies for the random reply here Mr McSpunkbubble
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# No Worries
Is it to be cremation in a huge wicker man?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Deadwood Woodward
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# !=
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Oh hai....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
I saw this beast recently whilst on my wild adventure in Unchartered 2.

Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# what a game
utterly awesome (started it this weekend)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Sorry, that's a Star Wars pic
We're not allowed SW pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# "That's a magnificent beast you're riding there sir."
"Thank you my good man, but it is indeed only a rental."
"A rental?"
"Yes, it's dewback on Monday"

Ifankyew...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That's the geekiest joke I've ever heard.
That's right up there with the bloody student's one about Karl Marx drinking coffee because proper tea is theft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I have Chinese green tea teabags that I refer to as "Communist Tea".
Woe betide anyone who asks why...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Our family cat my father named Medes, as, erm ... oh Christ ...
... as she wasn't a Persian.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I like that joke
I'll have to steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I did plan to pose it out with LEGO minfig stormies, long ago.
But could never be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Star wars pics are the bread and butter of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# And yours are the expensive pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Oh I must change my sig
I had a pizza on friday
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Yaktastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hehehehe... nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Haha.
That makes me laugh far more than the 'dewback' gag.
In fact, I shall now have to see if I can make one out of LEGO and see who notices... Though pink bricks are in somewhat short supply... Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Leave red ones out in the sun
Over time, they might bleach in the UV.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Ha - that was apparently the plan with the Legoland flamingoes.
Have you seen them recently? Yep, still red...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# We've got loads of pink bricks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Girl!
I too have some pink bricks, but small in proportion to my collection of other bricks, which is justifiable. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# :P
THEY'RE NOT FOR ME, THEY'RE FOR MY DAUGHTER, RLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha this is ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Just hexperimenting


Actually tidier than normal. 3D week on b3ta anyone?
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Just:
realised this was a bit niche for a main post, apologies for the inconvenience.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It might be woo...
but until I get Sainsburys for the 3D specs, I dunno.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# It's not
Sorry
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# They won't have any left.
Why are they doing blue/yellow 3D instead of the usual red/cyan? Does one work better on TV and the other in print? And which do you get in those 3D DVD kids' movies? Is that why everyone's knicking them from Sainsbuggery's?

Edit, to add a quote from the ultimate cunttwatting chavdad who talked through the whole of Up while his kids tried in vain to shut him up. Movie ends and he comes out with the classic, "It wunt as free-dee as I fought it'd be".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# You should have killed him with flaming popcorn grenades.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I blame the Labour government,
for making it easier to get a fuckwit licence.
The whole self-certification thing is damaging Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Colorcode3d:
Colorcode3d has the advantage that the only one eye has the full spectrum colour perception removed: the amber lens lets through some of all colours of light, so the image retains a limited amount of colour depth, unlike Red/Green which reduces the entire thing to a monochrome. Essentially one eye carries the colour information whilst the other adds the depth.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# The 3 of clubs.
No hang on, the 4 of diamonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Indeed
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# i look forward to a cdc jumping out of the screen at me
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That was the conclusion of your dissertation in Media Studies
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I know I ain't fick enuff to not understand how 3d don't work and stuff, but ...
As far as I can gather, it's

1. replicate image x 2.
2. make one image red.
3. make one image green.
4. shift red image R and green image L.
5. Profit.

Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I fort it woz free-d innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# it's all to do with binocular disparity an ting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# yeah innit but that's just caused by my formlier above, innit though?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# yeh, is like kind of it works someting like the red and green images are blocked by the red an green lenses right
an so, you totally see the green image in the eye covered by red lens and red image in teh greenlens, right? and depending on your frame of refrunce ie screen of the tv or what, the images are at binoclier disparity that is conducive to effects that it's close to ya an so it's all "3D" when it's not really, it's just stereoscopic illusion innit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Yours is the traditional way.
The other way is make the left half of the image red, and the right half green, then open your left eye only, then your right eye only, back and forth, like super fast yeah? And then it looks proper freedee right! Safe!

Doing Colorcode3d is actually simpler than your original method:
1: Open both images in the photoshops
2: Go to the blue channel for the right image
3: Copy that
4: Paste it over the blue channel for the left image
5: Shuffle the blue channel around till it lines up right
6: Er, that's it.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Pepsi in a box?
Good day one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# my eyes are the same colour
therefore I don't think I'm able to see in three dee without special glasses and I don't have glasses.

srsly though, where does one procure 3D glasses normally? I mean normally, as in, "where would one procure 3D glasses when there isn't a channel 4 fundraising 3D glasses sale on at your nearest newsagent or whatever?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Same place as everything else:
Welcome to the internet!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# It's too late, the channel 4 thingy is on tonight
and I finally have managed to get british tv in germany, so I want to go all "wow, that's like so amayzing" when derren does his 3D spectacuravernacular tonight. :(

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# oooooh!
it works!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ooh, spooky
/and TJ: R.I.P. Edward Woodward
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Oh Noes!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Who will chuck our wood now!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# holy fucking shit
or should that be

"Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! NOOOOO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# cremation?
Ewar woo woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Nooooo
He was great in "Crusade".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# "Increase the Flash Gordon noises & put more science stuff around!"
Velly clever, Mr Bond..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hurrah for 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
*can't read it*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# something something Russell Brand something something
I forget the rest, it was a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ironic really that they can show the Queen in 3D.
But it's completely wasted on the Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# i rather like that
i must have a try with my holiday snaps
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Philip!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I SAID "THREE", YOU IDIOTS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IN MY MOUTH?
pfft, excellent work ninj
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hope you don't mind me putting this here, not worth it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Course not sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# HEHE - help yourself
(waxdart hello., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# haha
I used to have very long discussions with my mates about whether we would or would not in the case of strange head playstation girl.

The consensus was mostly "would"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hands up all those who have done worse and gone back for more?
No, hands up in the air.
(waxdart hello., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# not sure if I went back for more
but plenty worse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Boing Dong! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# And now, like the cobra, they strike..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Woo!
Me loves it!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Excellent Ninj, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# funny :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
I did a proper out loud "pffft"...

And I laughed too.

Well done Ninj, you're ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Bless you Yam
Are you all ok? Getting tons of sleep! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
That expression makes this fucking class!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Cheers Jahled
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# wobble
Wont ask where you got the dick pick!!!! Good work my dark clothed friend.
(pablocouk, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "I ate his liver with some fava beans and....to me, to you."
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha! Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Dracula's gunge tank is the best place for him.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hello *waves*
Nicely done!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
#
he just looks so happy, bless him
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# We all know giraffes only have three emotional states, but can you spot them...?
Here's a handy guide to cut out and keep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# My giraffe has four emotional states
the fourth is 'in love with a manatee'

it isn't pretty though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your giraffe is probably a fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# how can he be a fake when he looks like this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hmmmm.... all seems to be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ning Moley! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# yay!
is he a relation of Jeremy's?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# If you believe what Darwin says, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Don't you repress me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# uh-oh
his eyes suggest that he might become annoying... :S

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Expertly done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Don't want to miss the bandwagon
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
I didn't see this one before
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# did you see mine?
i spent literally minutes on it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I did, it was beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# egg or cyst?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# eggcystence
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
springy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Boing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# doink doink doink doink doink
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Haha, nice, have mine

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# And what a great bandwagon it turned out to be.
Many thanks to all concerned..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Mornin' All. I'm trying out some new art styles for my webcomic, thoughts?

Edit: Yeah, Keo is never crossing his hands behind his back again, it does indeed look too much like backtits or a bare bum. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# BACKTITS!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Haha, Next week in Africa!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# GIGGLE
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# BACKTITS!
BACKTITS! BACKTITS! BACKTITS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah, I'm going to make a conscious effort to never have Keo cross his hands behind his back again
EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# :)

... or give him thumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I think it's appropriate to say "backtits" at this point in the proceedings.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9795858
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# We covered that. But thank you for your effort :) Have a cup of tea on me.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Also I made a plush Keo the other week that you may find cute.

(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I like it
but as a pushy the tongue without a mouth is kind of creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# It looks a bit odd in the pics as the colours are off (iphone camera FTL) only the red bit is tongue, the rest of the semicircle is open mouth in an anime style :D
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Oh ok, I see what you mean.
I thought the mouth was actually a red-tipped tongue, sewn on at the top but not the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# All the facial features and the hair are glue gun'd on :) I taught myself to sew to make this but I'd have sucked too much to do the hair still so I cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# for what it's worth, I didn't think he had back tits.
I thought he had his butt out.

I think Kirby-looking things are pretty limited in their range of expression and poses.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# They are indeed, my original character designs started as a bit of a joke. It has since snowballed into 18 months of strips and our first con appearence next year, eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)

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