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# :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Haha!
Has he got Sauerkraut in them?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# only in the pockets not filled with bratwurst.
:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Fucking hell :)
Arf!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *swishes a bit in his flouncey dress**
*ing gown.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Oh you'd look much better in a leather shorts-type contraption :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# contraption, hey?
I'll get the talc.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I'll get the hammer and nails
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
PERMASHORTSTM
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ahaha, that film made me laugh
I don't think it was meant to make me laugh :(

HAHAHA

:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I watched it while hallucinating a little bit
I then rewatched and suprised how much of it was still actually in the movie.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I probably wouldn't recommend watching this film while off one's tits
or suffering from flu

might just tip yer over the abyss :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# oh my word, who is she?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# she's a pretty lady
Elizabeth Peña according to the imdb. :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# A WHORE, that's who she is.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# lolMichaelEllis
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
whats her name again? she's luvverly

edit: nevermind
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] My O/S won't let me enter this compo!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Works on mine...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Pg 500 moves all Zigs
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# SHEFFIELD BASH, DEC 4th, THE HOWARD


Hello there. Apologies for not promoting this sooner, but I'm organising (at epiphany's insistence) a little get together in the Steel City.

Should be a laugh, we'll meet at the Howard by the station as everyone seems to know where it is and that's where it was last time. It's deep in Hallam territory, so I'm guessing we'll move into town/ west street at some point. The night will be concluded in the traditional way, by urinating on the War Memorial and passing out.

Here's the calendar link: b3ta.com/calendar/event/21138

Oh, and sorry for the crap pic. This is the best I could do with Paint.NET D:
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# is Sheffield outside?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Afraid so
There were some inside bits, but they blew away last week
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# it's a little bit south of me
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I can't dig it!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# can I piss on a war memorial ?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Depends
Are you a sports technology student?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# nope :(
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hmm
I suppose you could go up to Endcliffe and empty a skip over a car, not quite the same thing I know...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# do you want to be kneecapped and/or insulted by barely literate nutjobs?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I live in manchester
That's a normal Saturday night
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# A+++ would be insulted again
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Is that Patrick from Eastenders?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I realised last night
the woman who plays Owen's mum, was in Love thy Neighbour with Patrick.

Anyone think the eastenders producers are clever/old enough to know that when they cast her?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# of course she was!
and no

It's a shame the one who played Rudolph Walker's character's wife isn't in it instead, err at the same age
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *cough*
I agree. very talented actress
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I cant make it
But please dont cancel it, I'm sure some people might still come.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I'd love to but...
this close to crimbo/my birthingtons I can't find the ready cash for an wayday outside the M25.

And it's the night of my work crimbo party too. i don't want to go, but I'll stay for as long as there's free booze (about half 8 last year)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Haha, no worries matey
I know the frozen wastes of the north are a bit far to go
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# The North doesn't scare me that much now
I just imagine it's Invasion of the Body Snatchers and I get through it.

Sadly, I give myself away by wearing a coat on a Saturday night
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# or simply owning a coat
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# or knowing how to spell nite, er night
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Have fun chap :)
As with the Manchester Xmas Market affair, I will be at my uncle's 70th birthday instead :(
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# maybe.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I'm probably going to be working that evening
but I'll wave to you as I drive past if I'm on the 40 route
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# What type of browser should I use visiting that?

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# T'Internet Explorer
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :D
Hallam terretory, so stab vests on!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Nnnnnneeeeeddddrrrrrrr....
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
#

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# oh dear
hahaha

Mrs S hinted about wanting a genuine pair of Uggs for Xmas
Mrs S can fuck right off.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ditto, I nearly fell over when I saw the price tag
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# They are so shit though
You can get boots that look exactly the same from Shoe Zone for a fiver.

Staple a UGG logo to the back, she won't know the difference
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I'm sure the originals are of unquestionable quality in comparison, but come on, 150-250 quid?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Shoes that cost that much
should last forever
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# and not look like granny slippers
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# "'What the deuce?"

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha very good :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# DAMN YOU POPEYE
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Your arms, Mr Popeye?
Those are tumours.

And the speech impediment, and the squint?
You had a stroke 8 years ago.

www.jokeroo.com/video/funny/family-guy-popeye.html
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# you know that would sell by the bucketload
patent it now!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# oh oh...a whole new world...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# This guy is everywhere in the press today, couldn't help noticing the colour of his knickers...

took me a fair bit to remove the blurring everyone's putting over his hand n bits so feel free to make it worth it and do a few more 'shops of the pissed pillock in this thread, if you've nowt better to do right now...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# there are 3 facefuck groups devoted to him
they make good reading if you've finished the Daily Mail already

www.facebook.com/#/search/?init=quick&q=philip%20laing


edit: and another thing - this so called 'fashion trend' amongst young men for low slung jeans showing off one's undergarments. Back in my day it would be assumed you couldn't afford a belt etc etc

We had some leccies in at work - and the chief sparky's lad was walking around like this. He bent over near me and his entire arse crack was on display - almost to his browner. FFS WHY?!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I want to express my outrage with other likeminded spoonjobs by clicking on something on the internet
what if he'd pissed on Enoch Powell as well, then there'd be trouble

oh, they only want to jail him *and* kneecap him
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I'm amused by the fact
that people aren't bothered about him peeing in public.
Just that he pee'd on a war memorial.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahah true
I guess it indicates the state of a nation when public urination is seen as normal

Or, as Hitler said in the joke about 10 million jews and a kitten: "See, I told you noone would care about the jews"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I don't get the attraction myself, at first it was to show off the elastic top of your designer undies,
now it seem to be a contest for how far under your knees your can place your jean's crotch and still walk, and yes, LONG shirts are a must if your gonna do any bending.

No accounting for fashion ever tho, altho WHY it's not a gay fashion is beyond me as the benefits for that side of the community would be obvious!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I did hear that it goes back to hip-hop fashion over in the States
...where they confiscate your belt and shoelaces when they lock you up, so walking round with your trousers at half mast clearly means you're a complete badass and have only just been released from custody.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
#
bad
from custody into the community
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# They do that here too...
:(
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# or
you're a complete badass moron who got caught and have only just been released from custody.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Funnily enough
there has been a far softer reaction than one would think in the daily mail comments.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hee hee hee
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *is outraged*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# But Guv, I don't remember printing it or cutting it out..
I was drunk innit...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ah - the drunk card
many a motorist who has mown down a young child has used it and got away with it.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I prefer the MPs' "It was a simple mistake" excuse
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# "I wasn't pissing, I was just polishing it and it went off"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# OUTRAGE
You find dead soldiers a turn on
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I love the way he's evidently initially aimed dead centre of the poppies to the right there,
which may in his drunken mind have been a toilet seat. I'm sure the poor feller who put that particular wreath down was thrilled...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# it would have been so much worse if he'd sat down!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Well with them girly knickers on I'm amazed he pisses standing up!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# >--<
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Fucking Hallam.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bacon...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ITS LIKE HITLER PISSING ON GANDHI
to be fair, Gandhi was sitting down
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# lolzers!
Now Hitler on the other hand probably liked being pissed on.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I was reading this earlier
it's the very definition of why you shouldn't get into a flame war on the net
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TWAT
NO YOU TWAT
YOU TAWT
YOU SPELT TWAT WRONG! I WIN!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# THERE WAS A CERTAIN MR HITLER LIKE YOU IN 1939
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# These men are literary geniuses
"BUT TO BE FAIR YOU A A CRETIN"

A A Cretin, A A Milne's little-known literary rival. Wrote "Winnie the Shit" and "When I Sixty-Nine" and fell out badly with both Milne and the world of publishing when they were deemed to racy for the children of 1917.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# KEEP WANKING YOU LITTLE VIRGIN
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# IF I DID COME ROUND YOURS IT WOULD ONLY BE TO SPIT ROAST YOUR SISTER AGAIN.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# MY NAME IS PHIL ANDERSON AND MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN
SO EVERYTHING I WRITE LOOKS ANGRY. iTS NOT FAIR I'M QUITE NICE REALLY

RAH! RAH! RAH!

SEE? THAT LOOKS PSYCHO WHEN IN REALITY I WAS ONLY DOING A CHEERLEADER IMPRESSION. ITS NOT FAIR :'(
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Why does noone discuss the frankly revolting choice of footwear
Brown slip-ons for fuck's sake?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I thought they were wholemeal pittas
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# pissy pittas
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Was he just putting the ovens out?
:s
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 'Hero saves War Memorial'
"Gallant Patriot Phil Laing..." etc.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# More like WARM memorial, rite?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# MY GRAND-DAD DYED 4 U
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] the icons are now part of the piccy and I am keeping my desktop like this
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# DWARF SOLDIER
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# heightist
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# you go to make a cup of tea
5 minutes later you discover you're in a post apocalyptic distopia
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Even tourettes couldn't stop Hawkings.....
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Happy Native American Genocide Day, one and all!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ha!
and what is 'longpig' traditionally served with?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# French fries and a strawberry milkshake
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# not freedom fries?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# dead injuns fries
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# those poor americans, fighting terrorism since 1492
:)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# A side order of These Animal Men
and SMASH
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yay! god bless america!
no really!

:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# no really
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# no really
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# really?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# really? what?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I believe Shakespeare put it best when he said
DO NOT WANT
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# It makes me hungry
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I thought you lot had to deep fry anything before you could eat it?
.
.
I enjoy saying "you lot"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# racist
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Also, its very well shopped and it got a click from me :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# top shop!
woo!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# cheers!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Pass one of those blankets CrazyHorse
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
#


Oooh. Got today's strip finished early.
Any suggestions on what I should draw as an end-of-day doodle?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Mermaids
being terrible at housekeeping
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# smoker licking rochelles clothes off
too L4d2?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I played the demo of that yesterday
DULL DULL DULL!
It's only redeeming feature is multiplayer, which is basically Zombie Survival without being able to play the zombies.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Its a multiplayer Co-op game...
Did you play it single player?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# versus mode allows you to play on both sides.
You say the only redeeming feature of an online multiplayer game is its multiplayer mode. Thats sort of the point :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I think there are loads floating about google already
I know there is a l4d pr0n film around
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# yass yass
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Is it a bag of PHP?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# draw more sh*thouse cartoons :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Draw wanted balkan war criminal Andrea Mosaic
hiding out in Sarajevo zoo.

with tits
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I googled him, but he seems to be a piece of freeware software
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# He's a master of disguise
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I have now scrolled down the board
I now understand whats going on
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# fat cat bankers rolling around naked in big piles of money and jewels
while the impoverished peasants look on hopelessly through the windows
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# The manager up there at the office party being caught photocopying his arse
nice strip, btw
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# he's far too high up for that
he's get his secretary to photocopy her arse instead
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Ah but that happens after she discovers him
I have it all plotted out in my head
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# you've been on youporn today haven't you
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *whistles*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Isn't there a download link under all those videos anyway?
or .. so I've been told.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Art looks proper old-style Joker in frame 3
I'd like you to draw an airship pirate battle
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# cor airship pirates
are the best of all pirates
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# a victorian era mouse adventurer rescuing kittens without regard to his own safety
edit: from airship pirates

:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# What about a non-anthropomorphized squirrel with barely a trace of tits at all?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Max Planck on a bank of black planks





possibly with tits
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# An Octopus opening his Christmas pressies
Gloves, socks, and Christmas hats.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# or
Draw me like one of your french girls
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# IT'S A CHRISTMAS PUDDING
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I make the
best puddings. I am the pudding (Louis XVI)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# An angry squid.
With a [insert female character] with tits wrestling with it.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# sorry
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# change 'affections' into 'erections' and you've got a winner there ;)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
ha :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# RAH
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# IMHOTEP
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# In My Humble OTEP
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ...Opinion, The English Partridge
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# AHAAA
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Active Hungarian Agnostically Analysing Amphibians
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# cool robot
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I have no idea what's happening here
but I approve of a dial that is set to KILL!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ouch

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
This book should have childrens' names in it and mine.

/therapy blog
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Lie down on the couch...
I'm not a psychiatrist, just a perv.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# peedo
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
wahay !
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# For the love of god, someone throw that book away
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# pfft
but who would thrown $2.25 worth of perfectly good orange soda in the bin?

*retrieves*
*drinks*


that's not orange soda
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I used to work in a branch of game
which before being a game store was a virgin games store.
For years, hanging from a piece of string there was an accident book. One day I was bored and opened the book. There were accidents dating back to the mid 90's. It was like textual youve been framed/jackass. One poor guy had tripped over while sweeping and had jabbed his eye socket with the end of the broom handle.
My favourite incident report merely stated:

"I was accidently hit in the head by a handicapped boy with a mega drive box"

Its still funny. Perhaps only to me.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
In one small company I worked in, the only entry in the accident book was "Griffy Savalas* - Insignificant little cut**"

No prizes for guessing which extra letter was added.

* Not my real name obviously
** it was a very deep cut down to my thumb bone - I still have the scar.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Its in the bone! Its in the bone!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :D
silliness.

*click*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# yes
:D *cleek*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# this is quite wonderful!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] TileMage Image Splitter + Andrea Mosaic
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
#
very excellent
how long did it take
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# About 15 minutes :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# 14 longer than i usualy last
oh hang on....
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
you defy the laws of physics :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Andrea Mosaic
sounds like a Balkan war criminal...

:)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Wanted war criminal Andrea Mosaic has been captured today.
Mosaic was found in Sarajevo zoo where he had spent the last 12 years masquerading as an Indian elephant. Mosaic had blended into his surroundings by growing a prominent trunk; however, it is unclear how he could have escaped undetected in this guise for 12 years. Mosaic's 2nd book, "Ha ha, I'm a pissing elehant", published by Hodder and Stoughton, is out on Monday.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hehehehe!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Well Radovan Karadžic was an 'expert' in the field of quantum healing/alternative medicine for a while
and there was that Afghani warlord who ran a pizza place in south london.

I imagine conversations between the defendants waiting to be tried for war crimes, like : "So, how did you hide out? A pizza place, you say?"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# "you just hid in a hole in the ground?
Fucking idiot!"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Young Billy Gates was arrested for having a stupid haircut in New Mexico in 1977.
fact
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hot Dog!
Jumping Frog!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Have a cookie
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# that crazy Thurston Moore
what's he been up to now?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# impressive!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# beware the chin sniper
for he is ever alert

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# woo for the embroided tag :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Fucking aces!
and nice taggage
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Again, how very bizarre!
Yet so woo-worthy.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# That is a thing of wonder and splendour and deadliness :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Aiiiieee!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# is this Anthony Gormley's new one?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# beautiful!

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Reminds me of Helter Skelter
Beatles era artwork.

Excellent stuff!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Fantastic
I bet Archimedes used something like this on the Romans.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# These are wonderful and disturbing
You did that spiderweb/tongue one as well didn't you? That was HORRIBLE :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# YES

Very good
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# fookin' top shop!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# fuck!
*cleek*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
that is amazing. brilliantly handstand.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# GREATNESS!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# water ski kitteh is water skiing
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# sheeple
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Go for the jump, Kitteh!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# over the fire engine?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Cocklemouth Kitteh!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# fuckin' forrin french sheep, eating our grass etc
YAY KITTEH
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
#
a wet pussy is always fun
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# woohooooooo!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# No tusks
The ivory thieves wont like that!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Tusks in a hidden folder...?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# They've already been
bastards
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# They need Windows Tusk Manager
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Oh... for the love of....
*Spang*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
Nice one.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha excellent punnage
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I bet you're proud of yourself, aren't you
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# a little yes
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Not if the files are trunk-ated
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# GET YER OWN FUCKING ELEPHANT ANATOMY RELATED PUN THREAD!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# LPHNT!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# mac for the win!
:)

(nicely done)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Don't be silly Macs run OSX
unless it's a Win Emulator :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Yay for the
HEFFALUMP!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
#

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Jeremy you cunt!!!

*clickies*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I've had enough of Yahoo! Answers now
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Did you get any answers?
Did you find any questions?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# yes
OMG LIKE THIS BOY I KNOW LIKE HE LIKES ME AND STUFF I DUNNO LOL OMG HE LOOKED AT ME AND THEN HE DIDNT LOL LIKE I DUNNO WHAT TO DO???????????
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# KLL URSLF
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Harsh
but fair.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# KIDNAP HIM
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# BITE HIM
TURN HIM INTO YOUR VAMPIRE SLAVE I TOTALLY KNOW THIS GIRL AND SHE TOTALLY DID THIS SO IT IS TOTALLY TRUE!!!111!!OMG!!!LOL!!!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# FUCK GANDALF
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You can get banned there for just about anything.
It's not my fault it's full of disgusting whores. I just tell it like it is.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Fucking hell!
Brilliant! But you're mental ;)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Giddy Up!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Nazi hoofs?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha....his brother's a villain too

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
Is he a forrin horse, or is there a midget driving...?
:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# arf
midget sidekick
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Shetland pony....?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Haha! I love the way he's doing the sound fx with every shot.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Does he really want to be a zebra?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# it'll throw 'em off the scent
when he dumps it later:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# It's a French horse,
doing a revenge driveby.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
hehehe great work
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# just leave the window down.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# oh Jeremy!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I NEED A POO!!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Have you tried this?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Yahoo answers
it's all you need
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I was at a christening a couple of weeks ago
and exactly the same thing happened. Drink eh? The cause and solution to all of lifes problems.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# haha was Jermery responsible for Charlie Manson as well :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahaaa!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hai Moley you smasher! :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Oh hallo sailor!
How the Dickens are you...?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Fine thankee sir!
You? :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# :DDDD
hahahahaha
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
#
hahaha madness
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo for swastika shaped scars!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha! Funniest Ever!! BTW - only works on a 2048x20 monitor and Nvidia card.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You were shit in the 80's and you're shit now
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Compared to...
Jack Hargreaves, I was Mr. Entertainment of the small screen.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i have to admit
I admire your willingness to go for the niche market here :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hmmmm contemporary,
nice.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# right, I'm deserting b3ta for Yahoo! Answers
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# you get a better class of idiot there
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# "click for big" lol
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# That's what she said....etc
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I am jealous of you with your fangled new computers.


Think it's time I upgraded?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Well call me Roger and bugger me senseless
It's the same joke all over again but weirder.

Damn you Quicktime!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Damn you quicktime!
Although on my PC it's called Slowtime. it's been around since the mid 80's.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# at the very least get the DKTronics keyboard
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# How quaint!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# it made playing Daley Thomson's Olympics a very noisy affair
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Everybody grunted a bit, think nothing of it
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Noisy, maybe.
But try being caught playing Daley's with a Kemptston Pro joystick jammed between your thighs.

Positively gave my mum a shock when she approached me from behind in a particularly frenetic joystick waggling session.

i think the fact that my pants were down around my ankles that gave me away.


Edit: Ok. by mum I mean wife... and by joystick I mean cock.
Never good to be caught wanking over a spectrum loading screen shot of Daley Thomson.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# and the Action Man up your jacksy
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ..eagle eyes going 10 to the dozen...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# nah...........still workin'ain't it?
get your money's worth out of it first:)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Any excuse to give this an airing:
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ha ha Ace :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is that
the Curious Orange?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Nope,
A gurning weight lifter.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Pah!

Though good use of WooYays is to be encouraged...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I like yours more.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Looks like it's crashed, quick, rewind the tape and try again!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Dunno -
Your Spectrum already seems to be running at 4x standard resolution, that's not bad.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ^ this
also, colour isn't appearing in massive ugly 8x8 blocks. this is the spectrum of the gods! i'd pay a fortune to play dizzy on that machine.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ...but it is!
It's just there are more 8x8 blocks than there should be, as my honourable colleague up there mentioned ^
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# So it is!
I withdraw my comment. Except I'd still love to play Dizzy on that machine.

Fuck it, I'm going to play Dizzy on *this* machine with a nice filter to improve the graphics and make the colour look even less congruous.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Aah yes.
I upgraded the memory. Or something.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *reminisces*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] A Bible synopsis in 4 icons.
That's enough god references for this week. Flying spaghetti monster anyone?

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hmmm
spaghetti - am it lunchteim yet?

have a woo by the way
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Spaghetti on toast...
or beans on toast. The hardest choice of the day. Then it's tea or coffee. Damn, it's a tough life.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# not tinned spaghetti - urgh!
real spaghetti with meat and tomato sauce with garlic and spatters on a white shirt
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *nom nom nom*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# GEROFF MY LUNCH!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ..but it was so tasty and yummy and spaghetti-licious and all....
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# NORKS!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Well according to that Bibble thing book God apparently only liked to make men
or at least Adam, and it was Adam that created a woman fashioned from one of his ribs and some mud i.e. Eve. Which is why I'm an atheist as this is clearly sexist bollocks written by some men! :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# just that bit?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I was believing it all the way until that bit in the lion's den
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# bollocks have been responsible for all wars :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# or at least all Wars have been Bollocks!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# bollocks are not made from ribs and mud though
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# so what's this big hard bit and brown ooze coming out of mine?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Your poo appears to have got lost
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# It needs ShatNav
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Very funny ha ha
assuming you were making a joke about my first attempt to ever post on b3ta, which if you weren't then that's OK, it's still funny...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# errr, hang on, lemme check my records...
er YES! first post - that was it *whistles*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Apparently not
which is why Women are not Bollocks - or something like that.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You've edited, so now my post makes less sense!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Yes I ninjed it to make more sense
but now this bit doesn't the world is inverted and may just collaspe in on itself :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I can remedy this by the power of cake
*eats cake*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Oh you have cake - share cake! share!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha on your bike
I for one am a great believer in having my cake and eating it.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Damn you for not sharing your cake!
I will have to seek out alternative cakey type products from the pantry!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Oooh get you with your fancy "pantry"
I just have a standard cupboard full of delicious treats
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# cake cake cake cake cake cake
*wants cake*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# He won't share cake - he's a meanie
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# But it's my birthday. I want cake!
Today I am mostly being XLIX
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Happy Real Birthday Day!
Was mine on Tuesday :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ooo happy birthday
You should get lots of cake :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# This house has an original stone shelved pantry
which was apparently an alternative to not having a fridge in the olden days as the stone would keep stuff cooler than a wooden shelf *Science and Fact* :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Oooo ours does too!
Some of the shelves are stone and some are marble, and there's a little ancient mesh grille vent above one of them.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Cake in panties?
Mmmm, carrot and sardine cake.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# That's my secret recipe for Panty Cake *patent pending*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hur hur, hur hur
If I was Adam I'd make a lady with big boobies. hur hur.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hellloooooooooo compewter!
hehehe
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hello computer!..computer
aaawk
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# That's lovely:)
Here's my desktop

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I thought you had a cleaner?
/and be careful, photos like this usually start a 'show me your desk' sub thread
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Which results in


EDIT: I do have a cleaner. I never said if she was any good.:P
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# HURRAH!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
#


My desk at home would induce comas due to the fluffy fraggles and awesome mug
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I bet there's a Newton's Cradle just out of shot there!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# No, there is another desk phone
I have two phones because I'm really important, when the second phone rings I have to stop everything and answer it "Hello, Mayor Haggar"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I certainly don't have two because one is connected to the landline and one is connected to the internet
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# My desk picture is about 18 months old
I now have a nice new PC and a spanktastic 34" monitor:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# That glass of water is too close to the keyboard
/health and safety blog
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I don't think the 5V supplied by a USB port would cause any high blood pressure at the HSE
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# meh
the odd water spill on a keyboard does them good

It washes out all the fingernails, bogeys, general dust, mayonnaise and miscellaneous organic matter that lives there
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Apparently there's more bacteria on a keyboard than on a toilet seat
But I know which one I'd rather lick
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *flushes*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You tidied and positioned your desk specifically to take that photo, didn't you?
I can tell from the too-straight cables and the "it just landed like that, honest!" angle of the pen on the pad. =P
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# No, that is genuinely how I have my desk
I'm a proper tidyfreak, a place for everything and everything has its place. Normally my pen lives in the gap between the function keys and number keys.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# pffft, "keyboard"...how quaint
this is all of the awesome
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# they have real transparent aluminum now
i read about it on the internet so it must be true
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I have some transparent alumni
I was always able to see right through them
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# clever :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Ahhh, a keyboard.
How quaint :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I think this compo is utter crap........
..... but that pic is brilliantly done, so *CLICK*

V-E-R-Y nice G.A. :-)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ooooh nicely done....
:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# magnificently done
I can't fathom how, but it is well done indeed. I suspect photoshop, however... :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# mosaic creator
/nowt in the rules says you can't use it ;)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)

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